Words you shouldn't use when answering the phone.

[Kira2521]

1: Thank you for calling, the sniper will fire in 3...2...

[Barty64]

Please hold while i'm being pleasured.

[Evileel]

3. Your voice, mister, gives me erection.

[Kira2521]

I can't come to the phone right now as i am currently stalking, please leave you details after the tone.

[Chillpalazzo]

Do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

[Shuiia]

6) Can't talk now doin' your mom

[Evileel]

7. Can't hear you! Its gay party going on at my house now!

[Barty64]

8. What are you wearing

[Shuiia]

9) Guess who I'm aiming at right now >:3

[Barty64]

10 Wait while I wax off

[Darkerviper]

E.T phone home

[Barty64]

12. Wait while I get a better view of you

[Kira2521]

I'm watching you pee

[Barty64]

Bitch Please

[Darkerviper]

you're being pimped

[simpleton216]

this is how my brother answers the phone

"Donato's abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us"

[Shuiia]

This line is being traced gotta go >_>

[e1fen1ied]

this call is gonna make your house explode in 4 seconds good bye

[Barty64]

Buggering Service

[e1fen1ied]

*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Barty64]

Fap for me!!!

[e1fen1ied]

ok tactical nuke being launched

[SquintyMccheese]

I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

http://anime-quotes.info/albums/userpics/10001/thumb_200905272255061.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Finally you called us back Mr. President! Now we need a decision! Do we set off the nuke or not?

[N8theGr8]

Dude, I told you! The drugs are on their way!!

[e1fen1ied]

Finally you called us back Mr. President! Now we need a decision! Do we set off the nuke or not?

yes commander sir setting off nuke

[N8theGr8]

Roadkill cafe, you kill it I we grill it!

[e1fen1ied]

its you choice you can take the blue pill or the red pill

[Laharly]

Taxidermy service, you snuff em we stuff em

[Barty64]

Are you dead yet?

[Laharly]

THIS IS SPARTA.......n restaraunt how many I help you

[Barty64]

This is not sparta, this is patrik!!!

[Wolfballad]

Well... hello Clarice

[Barty64]

Sanka, Ya dead?.....

[Doomimus]

"Apple Store at Deer Park, what's your favorite color?"

(I actually came pretty close to saying this during the holiday season while working there. Answering the same question over and over again will have that effect. XD)

[Barty64]

Can you see me?

[gigg44]

I'm behind you * in creepy voice*

[Barty64]

Suprise Sex coming up

[Ranma]

Joe's pool Hall... who in the hall do you want?

[Barty64]

Are you my mummy???

[e1fen1ied]

preparring subject for cryonic slumber

[Shirker]

So do you have the money or will I have to end her?

[Wolfballad]

This is the crime lab . please stay on the line as we are in need to ask you afew questions

[Shirker]

Yes, this is FOX. Please hold.

[acutekat]

*heavy breathing*

[surgeon]

dimebags a dollar off!

[e1fen1ied]

thanks for geting t-bagged

[Evileel]

I know where you live. Today Im coming for your soul.

[JIMBOB2239]

city morgue how many this time?

[e1fen1ied]

hey i got the dead babies you wanted

[Evileel]

http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/img/anime-reviews/lucky-star/img03.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

the above thing has already been said by me

"The statement after is false."
your gonna get shot
"The statement before is true."

[gigg44]

Come to the Darkside we have cookies

[Evileel]

Too much of Fapping,
Can bring you underground,
Fapping - can always turn around.
Too much of Fapping,
A life and soul hell bound.
Fapping - the killer makes no sound.

[e1fen1ied]

First Guy: welcome to the world of Evangilion

Second Guy: ...........................ah shit

[Barty64]

Welcome to hel... I mean the Underground

[Evileel]

I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
X 20 times

[Barty64]

Glomping service how may I help

[Laharly]

Please hold while our facehuggers face rape you

[Barty64]

*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
I'm ronery

[Laharly]

Suicide hotline, how may i help you do it?

[Barty64]

I can see you... through my scope

[Kira2521]

Watashi no, Zero!

[Barty64]

Would you kindly die

[Shuiia]

Sanka, Ya dead?.....

Yah man ^^

[Animeholic]

Poison Control Center, all agents are out to lunch. Please call back later.

[Rackeri]

city morgue you kill them, we chill them .......

[e1fen1ied]

curse you Osama

[Shuiia]

Call me again and I'll rip your focking hed off!!!!!

[jinzo64]

hi i'm raping you

[BladeGraffiti]

Vehicle has been towed

[Evileel]

All your base are belong to us!

[jinzo64]

i am watching you pee

[Darkerviper]

cocky little freak

[jinzo64]

you have no pancake mix

[Darkerviper]

you screwing cos i'm screwing

[jinzo64]

i'm naked and licking your pet hamster

[Darkerviper]

pest control don't phone us we'll phone you

[BladeGraffiti]

USODA!!!*swings machete*

[jinzo64]

Hello British petroleum i Mean B.P

[Darkerviper]

anime hotline how can i help you?

[jinzo64]

your late

[Darkerviper]

you're early

[e1fen1ied]

was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[Darkerviper]

you're pregnant now

[Chillpalazzo]

Ring ring hello? Ring ring helllooo. (Repeat several times)

[Diclonius]

Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnn

[Kira2521]

Apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[Darkerviper]

i'm yours to command.

[e1fen1ied]

lethal force is now engaged

[Barty64]

This is the last time i'll tell you phone again your a deadman

[e1fen1ied]

we got a call about your hair fungus

[jinzo64]

i just gave you aids

[e1fen1ied]

your gene splicing is now completed

[jinzo64]

i'm going to like your crack when you sleep

[Barty64]

A man chooses A slave obeys

[e1fen1ied]

* random gun shoots in the back ground *

no we dont need help

[Barty64]

have you tried turning it on

[e1fen1ied]

have you tried turning it on

yes but it just keeps humping me

[jinzo64]

yes but it just keeps humping me

have you tried fisting it up the ass

[Barty64]

It has the opposite effect

[jinzo64]

your adopted

[Barty64]

Hello thank you for calling the suicide hotline, have you tried jumping???

[jinzo64]

what do you want you doosh

[Barty64]

You are now my slave

[jinzo64]

do have any drugs

[BladeGraffiti]

I'm being arrested naow

[jinzo64]

merry christmas (Date 31 of july)

[Shuiia]

Genocider hotline, we help you beat hitler's highscore ^^

[Kira2521]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Laharly]

This is bill from accounting and you sir are screwed

[Shuiia]

FaAAaaaAAAb escort services, have you tried our plumber deluxe? ;3

[jinzo64]

i'm going to kill you

[Darkerviper]

Stop touching me

[jinzo64]

it's gone it's all gone you ate my last rolo you bastard

[BladeGraffiti]

your dog was first and now it's your turn bitch...

[jinzo64]

who,what,when,how,why,bye

[e1fen1ied]

your phone now presents you random white people

[jinzo64]

obama you rasist bastard

[e1fen1ied]

your doing hoe activities with random hoes, there is a reason why you take a hoe to a hotel, hotels every

[jinzo64]

i'm doing hoes in your living room right now

[e1fen1ied]

gooooooooooooooooo Ham Fighters

[jinzo64]

your a humancentipede

[e1fen1ied]

go go power rangers

[jinzo64]

your fatter than the moon

[Darkerviper]

because you're worth it

[BladeGraffiti]

stop calling me damnit!

[Darkerviper]

hey look hoes lets go and get some that.

[Chillpalazzo]

god damn windows 98

[Darkerviper]

why won't this phone work

[Barty64]

Is it ok if I reverse the charges???

[BladeGraffiti]

waaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp?

[Barty64]

I see dead people

[BladeGraffiti]

there are roaches inside

[Darkerviper]

look ma i can fly

[BladeGraffiti]

we're having ear sex baby

[Darkerviper]

you just been raped

[jinzo64]

i'm raping your baby

[Barty64]

Frank I know this is a scam... Oh Hello I would like to talk to you about switching insurance...

[jinzo64]

hello would you like to buy a black slave

[thedarkmessenger]

Because I got high...because I got high...because I got high....

[BladeGraffiti]

if the cotton swab draws blood does it mean i went too far?

[thedarkmessenger]

denver 911, how may I help you?

[BladeGraffiti]

i can see what you're doing and.....what you're wearing

[thedarkmessenger]

Would YOU like to switch insurance companies? (especially funny if you also work for an insurance company :D)

[BladeGraffiti]

your savings account has been overdrawn and will now be terminated

[thedarkmessenger]

Please hold

*sing random hold song*

[BladeGraffiti]

apply now for our annual streaking parade and get a free TBD stay in our local luxury prison

[thedarkmessenger]

hang on a minute, gotta bury this body real quick.

[BladeGraffiti]

your house is being repossessed

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm the boogeyman! I'm coming to get you!

[BladeGraffiti]

i crashed your car...

[thedarkmessenger]

rest....in....PEACE!!!

[BladeGraffiti]

your girlfriend is dating me now

[thedarkmessenger]

I love you! 8D

[Chillpalazzo]

you are a man

[BladeGraffiti]

i'm quitting my job so fuck you and your child support

[Divine Dragoon]

Holy shit this is like my first post in like 2 years hahahaha

anyway

"What the fuck do you want?!?! I'm in the middle of an orgy" then hang up hehe (^_^)

[BladeGraffiti]

your reviewing title......i wants it!

i'm not paying for your penis enlargement....or mine!

[jinzo64]

i hate all you black people

[Barty64]

Gaff, What do you mean suck your cock? I'm doing no such thing!!!

[jinzo64]

gaff no matter what i'm going to like your balls

[Barty64]

Hello this is you, I'm speaking to you from a future phone.

[scarmullet]

Morts Mortuary, you stab em, we slab em.

[BladeGraffiti]

You've got 7 days........

[Chillpalazzo]

help me, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

[jinzo64]

help i'm being raped by the toilet

[Barty64]

It's raping time!!!

[jinzo64]

i'm having sex with the phone

[XxFabiGBxX]

oh yess, oh yess.... damn!! I CUM ON THE PHONE!!

[BladeGraffiti]

do you want this cake?

[jinzo64]

your fat and ugly like your moma

[Artistchan]

this is teenage pregnancy support, is your daughter home?

[XxFabiGBxX]

sorry i cant hear ya, cuz the prostitute yells too strong...

[jeremyhac]

Ah...Fuck Off! (Cuz you know they won't once you say it)

[Leef]

im going to tie you to a radiator and grape you in the mouth

[BladeGraffiti]

please stop breaking my butt! don't break my butt! *dies from being hit in the ass by audience member gone assassin*

[jinzo64]

when you least expect it i'll be there to end you

[scarmullet]

Morts Mortuary, you stab em we slab em.

[BladeGraffiti]

this call is to inform you that your payment is due in 2 days, if payment is not received before your 2 days are up the yakuza shall be forced to drown you in Tokyo Bay.

[jinzo64]

hello in ten seconds your call will be disconnected due to your death

[BladeGraffiti]

I can smell you from here...

[XxFabiGBxX]

sorry Im peeing on the bathroom pleas...*peeing sound*

[jinzo64]

your phone bill is over 9000,believe it

[e1fen1ied]

what

yes ITS OVER NINE-THOUSAND

[jinzo64]

you will succumb to my mad ways hahaha

[animemental1]

*insert person's name here*...I AM YOUR FATHER.

[jinzo64]

no it's not possable you killed my father

[Mephix]

Hello, how are you KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!!!!!!!

[simpleton216]

I'M GONNA GRAAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!
*from whitest kids you know*

[Chillpalazzo]

herro herro me rove you rong time

[jinzo64]

you is dumb really dumb

[Shuiia]

Dude they be raypin' errybody out here

[Evileel]

Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend

[animemental1]

'Cause Nirvana is the shit, motherfucker.

[jinzo64]

the sky is blue and you smell like poo

[BladeGraffiti]

" I'll eat your souuuuuulllllllllll!"

[jinzo64]

your in a line please wait for assistance

[BladeGraffiti]

hey.......shut up

[Adept_Rogue]

If this is Rachel sorry i gave you herpes....

[BladeGraffiti]

it won't stop coming out...

[thedarkmessenger]

What?! What?! What is so damn important that you have to wake me up?! >8o

[BladeGraffiti]

stop killing me and LET ME KILL YOU! *taps buttons furiously*

[Kira2521]

Thank you for calling BT customer services. If you would like to talk to one of our Customer Support Helpers, press 1. If you would like.....

[jinzo64]

i'm not in at the moment bye(hang up)

[Kira2521]

Steve's Assassinations, you tag 'em we stab 'em

[jinzo64]

that guy lives next door to me 5.50 a hit bargain.

what did you say you otaku person