Filleffs
09-09-2008, 11:34 AM
...we will all die! OH Noes!

But seriously, something very interesting is happening in Switzerland
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/the-large-hadron-collider-end-of-the-world-or-gods-own-particle-921540.html

So....the day after tomorrow..? :o



Some scientists, on the other hand, went to the European Court for Human Rights to try to stop the collider being turned on. They fear it may create a black hole

lol, I hope it happens

Pink_Nipple
09-09-2008, 11:59 AM
They're going to launch it?
;D I hope we will all die ;D


___
*went to feed elephants.........farewell....*

Filleffs
09-09-2008, 12:04 PM
If we're sucked into a black hole, then lets all meet up somewhere ;D

I can make a big sign saying "Hellmates, this way" or something..? :D
(it's gonna cause some misunderstandings, that sign. People are gonna think I'm a satanist or something =] )

abyssion1337
09-09-2008, 04:42 PM
If I hear one more person going on about how that damned colider will end the world I will kill them

Pink_Nipple
09-09-2008, 04:44 PM
There's no need to do it 'cuz it will be s/*CRASH*/.....*dead*

The Ever Strange Look
09-09-2008, 10:01 PM
we'sa gonna dieeeeee?

PeanutSteak
09-09-2008, 10:25 PM
I doubt that there's going to be any type of catastrophe with this.

S.ifr
09-10-2008, 12:30 AM
Lol, Useful and I already talked about this back in August when it was supposed to be turned on then.
& it's not tomorrow, it's set to switch on in October.


The chances of it propagating a black hole is slim.

abyssion1337
09-10-2008, 03:09 AM
I joined that conversation albeit very little, I don't know a ton about physics

DaMetzger
09-10-2008, 09:53 AM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6277/largehardoncolliderme5hz6.th.png (http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=largehardoncolliderme5hz6.png)
;D

Filleffs
09-10-2008, 09:57 AM
^ Lol :D

Anyway, the news in sweden sucks!
Yesterday they were saying stuff like: "tomorrow is it! they will try to recreate the big bang bla bla"
And today: "they successfully started the machine today, but the experiment when the protons collide will take place in a few weeks"
-_-

Edit:
http://www.google.se/logos/lhc.gif

tihi ^^

abyssion1337
09-10-2008, 07:23 PM
I don't think the world's screwed just Europe

abyssion1337
09-10-2008, 07:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y
happy now?

Issitheus
09-11-2008, 02:14 AM
I don't think the world's screwed just Europe

America>Europe

eat that, dicy.

SS_nyuu911_SS
09-11-2008, 04:25 AM
Nothing will come of this bull****

Filleffs
09-11-2008, 09:12 AM
I don't think the world's screwed just Europe

America>Europe

eat that, dicy.

By America, do you mean only USA or the whole north and south continent included?

The Ever Strange Look
09-11-2008, 11:00 AM
America>Europe
[/quote]

And China>America

Eat that lipstick (and no, that ain't a typo)

abyssion1337
09-11-2008, 12:57 PM
actually this is good, if Europe does get destroyed then firefly will likely happen

The Ever Strange Look
09-11-2008, 02:39 PM
I don't like this talk of Europe being destroyed. We've done so much good in the past...WE GAVE YOU SOCCER!

...and herpes

Filleffs
09-11-2008, 02:43 PM
ye yes...all good things come from europe ;D
=P

Pontaloy
09-12-2008, 09:12 PM
Indeed. I'm from Europe so it must be true *proud face* xD

acutekat
09-12-2008, 09:15 PM
america came from europe so i guess we owe you something here have a cookie

abyssion1337
09-13-2008, 07:53 AM
america came from europe so i guess we owe you something here have a cookie

wow again you have a very misguided view; it's annoying

Mawelli
09-20-2008, 07:43 AM
ye yes...all good things come from europe ;D
=P

To be more precise from north europe right Fille? :D

Jazean
09-20-2008, 07:57 AM
i knew about this project a few weeks ago, its estimated that it will take about 4 weeks for the particles to get to speed.

rough percentage chances of outcomes:

63% particles miss each other or nothing happens
15% fusion, brief energy output
15% fusion followed by explosion, destroyed particle accelerator.
4% woot! mini-universe
2% woot! mini-wormhole
1% woot! micro-blackhole, earth has a total of 50 days left before completely consumed.


all in all, any of those would be amusing, some for better reasons then others.

Mawelli
09-21-2008, 04:28 PM
Oh noes, my pc will get sucked in the blackhole. Thats no fun =/

Filleffs
09-21-2008, 04:29 PM
ye yes...all good things come from europe ;D
=P

To be more precise from north europe right Fille? :D

exactly ^^



1% woot! micro-blackhole, earth has a total of 50 days left before completely consumed.
all in all, any of those would be amusing, some for better reasons then others.

wouldn't that be awesome?
You have 50 days left until you die, I'd go crazy!

Mawelli
09-21-2008, 07:47 PM
Well, hmmm. If I did know when I would die, I'd definately go crazy, that would be awesome :P

abyssion1337
09-21-2008, 11:29 PM
we're not all going to die, at most just this whole thing is just a plot to destroy France

Filleffs
09-21-2008, 11:38 PM
even more awesome!

DaMetzger
09-21-2008, 11:55 PM
Cool, cause you know, the French can be so... so... so ****ing French :D

Issitheus
09-21-2008, 11:56 PM
Reminds me of...

"Stop being so British!"

abyssion1337
09-22-2008, 12:08 AM
It's a brand new day and the sun is high all the angels sing cause you're gonna die

Pontaloy
09-22-2008, 12:21 AM
Still, lots of great things comes from the french. Like french fries, or baguettes. Fille, imagine if there would be no more baguettes! You couldn't handle that.

Issitheus
09-22-2008, 12:25 AM
It's a brand new day and the sun is high all the angels sing cause you're gonna die

how I hesitated no wonder why? It's a brand new day.

Filleffs
09-22-2008, 12:32 AM
Still, lots of great things comes from the french. Like french fries, or baguettes. Fille, imagine if there would be no more baguettes! You couldn't handle that.

I'd invent them again

Issitheus
09-22-2008, 12:36 AM
Still, lots of great things comes from the french. Like french fries, or baguettes. Fille, imagine if there would be no more baguettes! You couldn't handle that.

I'd invent them again

Nah, I would. I'd ship exclusively to Sweden.

Pontaloy
09-22-2008, 01:20 AM
You're both too lazy muhahaha xD

Jazean
09-22-2008, 01:40 AM
well the french went and broke the machine, things have been delayed about 2 months.

Ellen Feiss
09-22-2008, 01:43 AM
im glad that we dident die cause we all would be in hell and have corn up the butt.........

Filleffs
09-22-2008, 02:15 AM
well the french went and broke the machine, things have been delayed about 2 months.



see?
the french just can't do anything right
I was looking forward to the results they would get from doing the experiment

Issitheus
09-22-2008, 02:19 AM
see?
the french just can't do anything right

baguettes?

Filleffs
09-22-2008, 02:28 AM
see?
the french just can't do anything right

baguettes?

but the ones I eat are made by swedish people....I think....but I don't know, maybe they are french..- crap
let's kill all french people except those who makes baguettes

Jazean
09-22-2008, 05:37 AM
you know... when the machine gets fixed and the french turn it back on... if it does make the black hole the french can say:

wait wait wait, first a mental image!

*insert one french guy with a beret, a striped shirt, and a baguette in his hand*

*put him in a dynamic pose, like shaking his fist and waving the baguette like a sword*

*insert french voice*


"Behold, WE ARE FRANCE! Makers of Baguettes! Destroyers of Worlds!"

i think i'd die laughing....

MCHesh
09-22-2008, 06:01 AM
Indeed.

Mawelli
09-22-2008, 06:56 AM
Ahh well, steal all their wine and cheese. Then we shall be fine.

Filleffs
09-22-2008, 07:56 AM
you know... when the machine gets fixed and the french turn it back on... if it does make the black hole the french can say:

wait wait wait, first a mental image!

*insert one french guy with a beret, a striped shirt, and a baguette in his hand*

*put him in a dynamic pose, like shaking his fist and waving the baguette like a sword*

*insert french voice*


"Behold, WE ARE FRANCE! Makers of Baguettes! Destroyers of Worlds!"

i think i'd die laughing....


lol....I'm speechless
xD

Mawelli
09-22-2008, 02:10 PM
I am not

abyssion1337
09-22-2008, 02:35 PM
um.... ok then

Jazean
09-22-2008, 05:15 PM
you know... when the machine gets fixed and the french turn it back on... if it does make the black hole the french can say:

wait wait wait, first a mental image!

*insert one french guy with a beret, a striped shirt, and a baguette in his hand*

*put him in a dynamic pose, like shaking his fist and waving the baguette like a sword*

*insert french voice*


"Behold, WE ARE FRANCE! Makers of Baguettes! Destroyers of Worlds!"

i think i'd die laughing....


lol....I'm speechless
xD


i'm gonna say sorry for that rant...

it was 2 am and i was tired, and it was funny as hell... on second thoght it still is...

maybe i won't say sorry...

SOMEONE DRAW A PICTURE OF THAT!

1337uvis
09-22-2008, 06:38 PM
I have one thing to say:
(and it's not "You better work" ... on the other hand that would fly pretty good aswell lol)

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/Lieutvis/hadron.jpg

abyssion1337
09-22-2008, 08:24 PM
well now I feel much better about the large hadron collider

Mawelli
09-22-2008, 09:14 PM
Well, you can expect nothing less from the infamous Gordon Freeman ^^ Always in the right place at the right time

Filleffs
09-23-2008, 12:10 AM
you know... when the machine gets fixed and the french turn it back on... if it does make the black hole the french can say:

wait wait wait, first a mental image!

*insert one french guy with a beret, a striped shirt, and a baguette in his hand*

*put him in a dynamic pose, like shaking his fist and waving the baguette like a sword*

*insert french voice*


"Behold, WE ARE FRANCE! Makers of Baguettes! Destroyers of Worlds!"

i think i'd die laughing....


lol....I'm speechless
xD


i'm gonna say sorry for that rant...

it was 2 am and i was tired, and it was funny as hell... on second thoght it still is...

maybe i won't say sorry...

SOMEONE DRAW A PICTURE OF THAT!

don't say sorry, I haven't laughed that much in a long time ("on the internet")

Issitheus
09-23-2008, 12:14 AM
just something off the top of my head that might conjure up a funny mental image: Llamas with lightsabers.

1337uvis
09-24-2008, 07:41 PM
They stopped the LHC for a few months because of a liquid helium leak. Good job Gordon Freeman, you sure gained some expereience through all the half-lives!

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/Lieutvis/hadron.jpg

Filleffs
09-24-2008, 08:28 PM
maybe Gordon Freeman is actually french :O

abyssion1337
09-24-2008, 08:30 PM
maybe Gordon Freeman is actually french :O

PHAIL

Filleffs
09-24-2008, 08:42 PM
maybe Gordon Freeman is actually french :O

PHAIL

you get aroused doing that, don't you?

I still think he's french =D

Jazean
09-25-2008, 05:22 AM
okay now we have to have gordon freeman on the other side of the french man holding up his wrench with a thought bubble saying "i'm stopped you once, i'll do it again." or "say no to inter-dimensional gateways and particle accelators."

abyssion1337
09-25-2008, 04:32 PM
I can has gravity gun?

Mawelli
10-02-2008, 09:36 AM
Only if i can has the portal gun

Issitheus
10-03-2008, 10:12 AM
I can has rail gun.

Jazean
10-04-2008, 05:44 AM
only if i can haz pistol and lag rates of a 56k modem on a packed fps server full of haxors.

Mawelli
10-05-2008, 06:18 PM
only if i can haz pistol and lag rates of a 56k modem on a packed fps server full of haxors.

You got it!

Oh...my timetable for tomorrow is so ****ing brain damaging...i really think that tomorrow is it...

Jazean
10-05-2008, 07:10 PM
only if i can haz pistol and lag rates of a 56k modem on a packed fps server full of haxors.

You got it!


horray i'm back to the good old days of pwning haxors in red faction, with there all flying around at near-light speed and deadly deadly gatling-railguns shooting through everything.

*click* *click* *click* (ok he moves that far per lag spike, he'll be here next) *aims* *click-fires* *random cursing from a headshot*