[ninjis]

I thought I'd share something:
As of today (6th of December) I, ninjis, am 18 years old.

Now that I've finally reached this "milestone" in life I feel enlightened and as if a veil had been lifted from my eyes. I see everything clearly now. Not really, I'm just feeling a little tipsy.
Mawelli and a few other friends of mine had a fun time bowling, playing billiards and munchkins. Mawelli bought me a small bottle of sake from Japan (he didn't actually go there to buy it...) <3.

As a side note: the 6th of December is also the independence day of Finland.

I hope you are now informed. You should be.

[Kuwabara]

happy birthday/ independence day! :P

[ninjis]

Thank you :3

[Odessa]

happy birthday, ninis! be sure to kick mawelli's ass at bowling for ditching us :)

[acutekat]

have fun paying taxes

[Odessa]

have fun paying taxes



lol. i don't think that counts as "fun" unless you....um...unles.... nope, its never fun.

[acutekat]

you were supposed to notice that the statement was dripping with sarcasm

[Ionzorg]

Hey, I'm a little tipsy too! Except not really, because I never seem to get tipsy when I drink. That could of course be because I've never drank enough to become so, but I refuse to conform to that notion.

Long story short, Gordon's is awesome. Also, be happy. For whatever **** you have to be happy about. :)

[Odessa]

sacasm...BAD! alcohol...BADDER!!!

VICKY SMASH!!!

[acutekat]

oh NOES its the she - hulk

[Odessa]

damn straight! i would love to be green :)

[Ionzorg]

alcohol...BADDER!!!

VICKY SMASH!!!



Not a fan?

Be glad I have little interest in the act of becoming drunk, I'd much rather continue my pattern of "like, about half a glass or so a night I guess."

Feel free to smash, though. Just not me. :)

[acutekat]

oh come on i was about to get the popcorn

[Odessa]

lol pop corn? what am i, a peep show?? :)


and na announcement within an announcement: I now lead teh elites! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

only 900 more posts till i pass mawelli!

[acutekat]

ya good luck with that

and no your not a peep show i was just gonna watch you smash people and i was gonna eat pop corn at the same time

[Odessa]

ya good luck with that

and no your not a peep show i was just gonna watch you smash people and i was gonna eat pop corn at the same time


oh, ok. and here i was oing to try to make some kind of suggestive remark about what i could do with popcorn...

[acutekat]

uhuh i'm gonna kill my brain before it tries to make an innuedo out of that one



annny who what was this thread started on? oh a birth day

[Odessa]

yup. and my birthday is this month too... i'll have to make a big post with my address on it so people can send me presents...

you all are getting me presents, right? ;)

[ninjis]

I'm not into getting drunk either (I rarely drink and if I do it's not much) but today is going to be hell when my friends force me to get totally ****ing hammered at bars =DDDDD

[Jazean]

ahh, 18, a good year, finlands independence... from whom? finland was conquered, why was i not informed, or was I?

either way i'm ranting...

HAPPY DAY OF CELEBRATING YOUR ESCAPE FROM THE CONFINES OF THE INSIDES OF YOUR MOTHER PARENT... that sounded better in my head...

[Odessa]

ahh, 18, a good year, finlands independence... from whom? finland was conquered, why was i not informed, or was I?

either way i'm ranting...

HAPPY DAY OF CELEBRATING YOUR ESCAPE FROM THE CONFINES OF THE INSIDES OF YOUR MOTHER PARENT... that sounded better in my head...




hehe, welcome to my world :)


and ninjis, remember you don't HAVE to get hammered to pelase your friends. my friends tried to get me to drink for years, but i enver gave them the satisfacion. it was only after they stopped trying to pressure me into it that i decided to try it my way, on my terms. so don't feel you "HAVE" o do anything..ok?

[Ellen Feiss]

thats wat they all say

[Ionzorg]

I will certainly agree with Vicky on that point: you definitely don't have to do what your friends would like you to do. I've never done any drug (other than, you know, caffeine, alcohol, chocolate, that sort of thing :D), and I don't plan to. Of course, my close friends are all fairly "proper", so they don't touch the stuff either...My point is losing validity.

In short, yeah. Do whatever you want. :)

[Odessa]

I will certainly agree with Vicky on that point: you definitely don't have to do what your friends would like you to do. I've never done any drug (other than, you know, caffeine, alcohol, chocolate, that sort of thing :D), and I don't plan to. Of course, my close friends are all fairly "proper", so they don't touch the stuff either...My point is losing validity.

In short, yeah. Do whatever you want. :)


YEA! **** THE SYSTEM! DO AS YOU PLEASE!! Wooo!!!!!



you should come to a party with my friends... i have my old straight and narrow friends from my goody two shoes phase, there's the my old Anime/DnD friends from my "nerd" phase, there's my kinky as hell college friends, and then there are my WAAAAY out there friends who think a party involves riding crops and corsets.

If you want to see a lot of people squirm, have someone in a corset yell out "who wants to play spin the dildo with me!?"

...

...

on second thoguht, maybe you shouldn't come to one my parties until you're legal...

[Tazuto]

Im 18 but i already feel old....getting old sucks!

[Odessa]

Im 18 but i already feel old....getting old sucks!


eh, it gets a LOT worse, my friend... i'm 26, and alreay feel like im ready for retirement. it doens't hurt that my body is breaking down on me most days, or that the doctors estiamte my body acts/feels like it's ten-twenty years older than it really as from all the strain i've put on it. Stupid "desire to live" and all. every morning , i take my nine daily pilsl with my mother and grandmother, who take 18 and 22 daily morning pills respectively.

point being, you're still young...take advantage of it while you can!

[Ken-Chan]

Im 18 but i already feel old....getting old sucks!

point being, you're still young...take advantage of it while you can!


i will take that to heart and live my youthful life to it's fullest

ow btw i turn 18 on 12th January so not to long away YAY

[Odessa]

woot! 18 is a good time... party hard, play for keeps, and get laid as often as you can ;)


I turn 27 on the Dec. 29th...

[Kuwabara]

woot! 18 is a good time... party hard, play for keeps, and get laid as often as you can ;)




I TRY!! :'(



I turn 27 on the Dec. 29th...


SUCKS!!!!

:P

[Odessa]

lol so if i'm 27, does that mena... i hav to suck? :)


mmmm, happy birthday to me.... :)

[Kuwabara]

dont you? :P

[Odessa]

well, it all dpeendson how you define "suck" of course... :)

[Ken-Chan]

ow wouldn't you like know

well in the sense of sucking like not being cool that aint true YOUR AWSOME
(thumbs up)

and the othere definitions can be saved for later........MUCH later

[Odessa]

ow wouldn't you like know

well in the sense of sucking like not being cool that aint true YOUR AWSOME
(thumbs up)

and the othere definitions can be saved for later........MUCH later



yes to one, no to the other then.

if you want to know which is which, you'll have to come to my place... :)

[Kuwabara]

ow wouldn't you like know

well in the sense of sucking like not being cool that aint true YOUR AWSOME
(thumbs up)

and the othere definitions can be saved for later........MUCH later



yes to one, no to the other then.

if you want to know which is which, you'll have to come to my place... :)




i would if i had time :P

[azusaka110]

I need to log in moar -.-"

[Ken-Chan]

ow wouldn't you like know

well in the sense of sucking like not being cool that aint true YOUR AWSOME
(thumbs up)

and the othere definitions can be saved for later........MUCH later



yes to one, no to the other then.

if you want to know which is which, you'll have to come to my place... :)




i would if i had time :P

well i'm planning to have no life i should have plenty of time

[Odessa]

ah, poor kuwabara.... maybe if you contribute to the trip, i'm come see you instead ;)


and it seems azusaka is interested too... do i sense three some? :)

[Ken-Chan]

hmmmm i'm going to say it's a definite maybe but oculd possibly be yes or even maybe a no who knows lets let azusaka decide

[Mawelli]

happy birthday, ninis! be sure to kick mawelli's ass at bowling for ditching us :)




I won...

[Issitheus]

because HOLY **** YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugs*

[Tazuto]

HI i dont think i know you yet >>

[Kuwabara]

because HOLY **** YOU CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugs*


HOLY **** ITS MAWELLI!!!!!!

EVERYBODY GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!

[Tazuto]

sorry i dont hug dudes its against my policy

[Divine Dragoon]

sorry i dont hug dudes its against my policy


and that's the wisdom you receive when you turn 18 haha!!

I'll be 22 on June 6th haha It's funny i was born on the 43rd anniversary of D-Day June 6th 1944 haha

[Tazuto]

sorry i dont hug dudes its against my policy


and that's the wisdom you receive when you turn 18 haha!!

I'll be 22 on June 6th haha It's funny i was born on the 43rd anniversary of D-Day June 6th 1944 haha
so when you turn 43 something bad will happen?

[Divine Dragoon]

sorry i dont hug dudes its against my policy


and that's the wisdom you receive when you turn 18 haha!!

I'll be 22 on June 6th haha It's funny i was born on the 43rd anniversary of D-Day June 6th 1944 haha
so when you turn 43 something bad will happen?


I find it funny I was born on d-day thats all

[Mawelli]

I find it funny that th......no wait...I don't.

[Ken-Chan]

it's kind of cool but not funny still

*thumbs up*

[Divine Dragoon]

I find it funny that th......no wait...I don't.


It means I'll unleash the next biggest offensive of military history when I try to destroy the earth MUHAHAhAHAHAHhHAHAHAhahahH!!!!

[Ken-Chan]

I find it funny that th......no wait...I don't.


It means I'll unleash the next biggest offensive of military history when I try to destroy the earth MUHAHAhAHAHAHhHAHAHAhahahH!!!!


you will leave the hell crew alone........................... right?

[Mawelli]

How can he do anything to us...we are in hell already..

[Divine Dragoon]

I find it funny that th......no wait...I don't.


It means I'll unleash the next biggest offensive of military history when I try to destroy the earth MUHAHAhAHAHAHhHAHAHAhahahH!!!!


you will leave the hell crew alone........................... right?


you'll be part of my Hell brigade the ones that have there fun with the prisoners that serive the first strike MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHA!!!!

[Mawelli]

It seems that we can have lots of fun ^^

[Odessa]

right! ( has no idea what she is agreeing too, but goes along blindly anyway!)


and my birthday is better. national procarsatination day beats out d-day anytime!

[Ken-Chan]

well unlike all you weird people my birthday is just on a normal day nothin weird or memorable just normal

[Luppi-tan]

Mawelli... What anime is that on your sig banner?

[Divine Dragoon]

well unlike all you weird people my birthday is just on a normal day nothin weird or memorable just normal


A teacher once told me nobody is normal were all strange if your are normal then you indeed are strange

[Ken-Chan]

well unlike all you weird people my birthday is just on a normal day nothin weird or memorable just normal


A teacher once told me nobody is normal were all strange if your are normal then you indeed are strange

i never said i wasn't weird i just called everyone else weird and said i had a birthday on a normal day

and if anyone thinks i'm normal your weird and stupid and fat

[Mawelli]

Mawelli... What anime is that on your sig banner?

It's from Haibane Renmei (took me quite some time to answer this one :D)

One of my fav animes out there. Really. Other favs would be Mushishi, Black Lagoon, Lucky Star, Haruhi, Azumanga....

[Ken-Chan]

Mawelli... What anime is that on your sig banner?

It's from Haibane Renmei (took me quite some time to answer this one :D)


is that the one where the wings grow out of his back and it's all bloody

[Mawelli]

Yup, that one. In AMVHell 0 with Slipknots song SIC if you want to check that clip out :D

But it's not a bloody anime at all I tells you

[Ken-Chan]

yer thats where i remember it from i actually took that clip our of 0 and kept it

[Mawelli]

Yeah It's an awesome clip, and so is the anime. I really suggest you watch it. It belongs to my really favorites of animes and would want everyone to watch it! Oh I forgot to mention Ergo Proxy ^^

[Ken-Chan]

i can only watch anime that my friends download or a buy

[Mawelli]

Well make your friends download that one :D

[Ken-Chan]

i might be able to i got a guy that i dont like but he usually downloads anything if he hears of a show that might be good he downloads the entire series then watches it to find out if he likes it such a stupid moron

[Mawelli]

Haha, I don't have to watch a whole series to know if I like it. Usually I don't even have to watch it to know if I like it ^^ but try and get a hold of that series. It's really good.

[Ken-Chan]

no he doesn't watch the whole series to tell if he likes it he just downloads all of it then watched the first episode and if he doesn't like it he deletes the entire series or just leaves it alone and never look at it again

[Divine Dragoon]

and my birthday is better. national procarsatination day beats out d-day anytime!




yes because we should have sat in are lazy chairs instead of stopping Nazi rule haha

[Mawelli]

and my birthday is better. national procarsatination day beats out d-day anytime!




yes because we should have sat in are lazy chairs instead of stopping Nazi rule haha


Well DUH!

[Divine Dragoon]

and my birthday is better. national procarsatination day beats out d-day anytime!




yes because we should have sat in are lazy chairs instead of stopping Nazi rule haha


Well DUH!


yah because Finland would have a petter part of the world if we dident haha just kidding buddy (Fin means end in french you know?) himmmm endland has a nice ring to it!

[Mawelli]

Yup I new that. Finland which is Suomi I believe comes Suomaa which is Fen or Marsh land. So in the end it will be your end when you come here ^^

[Divine Dragoon]

and you deflect the we would be better off under natizi rule Well done! :D

[Mawelli]

White Power!!...no wait..****

[Divine Dragoon]

White Power!!...no wait..****


??? I thought they had nothing agenst black or other wise it was just the none chrst faith and well control over vast lands?

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

What? White power is based around the bull**** theory that whites were superior to everyone.

[Mawelli]

White Power!!...no wait..****


??? I thought they had nothing agenst black or other wise it was just the none chrst faith and well control over vast lands?

Nazis discriminated every single other race than the Aryans. Especially Jews, Communists, Slavs, Blacks, Gypsys, Homosexuals, Physically/Mentally retarded...you name it.

[Divine Dragoon]

White Power!!...no wait..****


??? I thought they had nothing agenst black or other wise it was just the none chrst faith and well control over vast lands?

Nazis discriminated every single other race than the Aryans. Especially Jews, Communists, Slavs, Blacks, Gypsys, Homosexuals, Physically/Mentally retarded...you name it.


Ah I didn't know that! well it's understandable that i didn't. I study combat tactics and warfare command skills haha need a fighting general in your next war? I'm up for it!

[Mawelli]

But before that just study the people you'll work for :D

[Divine Dragoon]

But before that just study the people you'll work for :D


Hell i'll lead an invasion to the US if anyone want's me to. I have no love for this place or any other for that matter. haha :)

[abyssion1337]

But before that just study the people you'll work for :D


Hell i'll lead an invasion to the US if anyone want's me to. I have no love for this place or any other for that matter. haha :)
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that

[Mawelli]

Well...why not invade Iran if your in the process of doing so...or North Korea ^^

[Kuwabara]

both....but in reverse order than what you listed... ::)

[Odessa]

eh, i'm in agreement for bombing the US. we're an arrogant country which needs to be taken down 4 pegs. and i would love to see the government disbanded, and replaced by a government which didn't suck.... but that's me. granted, i'm a liberal pacifist who would never hurt anyone, but whatever.

[Mawelli]

Well if the americans themselves want to destroy their country I have nothing against it :D

[Odessa]

i keep waiting for the fall of america... all of the great empies of the past have fallen, and america is past it's prime. our national policy is atrocious in it's global span, and yet the general public is so ignorant of things you have to beat them over the head before they notice anything like corruption, or god forbid, sheer stupidity in the white house (but the world knows if there's a sex scandel, everyone in america will be watching! sickening).

heh, maybe i should go to randam rants...

[Divine Dragoon]

Well...why not invade Iran if your in the process of doing so...or North Korea ^^


well becus no one will use my talents haha

[abyssion1337]

OMG no the US isn't nearly the worst out there, and in fact most of the global community doesn't do anything about it cause they actually know all of this

and no, it would suck if the US got bombed; the global economy would actually collapse(not a bad thing since it needs to be redesigned but it could easily set the world back decades)

[Mawelli]

America is collapsing because of this latest crises...it will collapse...

[Odessa]

America is collapsing because of this latest crises...it will collapse...


yatta!!

then maybe i can fianlly get out of this country. i hear finland is nice...

[Divine Dragoon]

OMG no the US isn't nearly the worst out there, and in fact most of the global community doesn't do anything about it cause they actually know all of this

and no, it would suck if the US got bombed; the global economy would actually collapse(not a bad thing since it needs to be redesigned but it could easily set the world back decades)




haha well the planet needs a good kick in the face if you ask me! yah we just need to get it throu are fat heads that the world is a violent place and being prudes and wusses won't work everywhere

[Mawelli]

America is collapsing because of this latest crises...it will collapse...


yatta!!

then maybe i can fianlly get out of this country. i hear finland is nice...

It's nice and people. We don't have it too radical here. It gets quite cold though so be prepared. Like today...but it is a nice country where we actually get social services and benefits and free education!!!

[Odessa]

sign me up! :)

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Ah I didn't know that! well it's understandable that i didn't. I study combat tactics and warfare command skills haha need a fighting general in your next war? I'm up for it!


A bit late, but how in the hell can it be 'understandable' that you didn't know anything about that? Its in every history textbook around the world! You learn this stuff in middleschool! Combat tactics? Warfare command skills? What the flying ****?

It's like saying "Oh, sorry I thought the US was still a british colony!, MY BAD!"

And OUR country is collapsing, when some people didn't even know what the Nazis did and stood for? Jesus Christ, if the US is just collapsing now, everyone else must be in the ****ing stone age!

Sorry if that sounded over the top, but I mean COME ON, how the **** do you not know this stuff?

[Odessa]

a tad bitter, are we?


as far as nazi's go, there are jewish rabbis who deny the holocaust. so it's not a universial "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED" as you seem to think it is. and while many textbooks cover it, i went through all of high school without ever studying history after 1900. don't be so quick to assume anything, as to assume is to make an "ass" of "u" and "me."

[Divine Dragoon]

haha we had text book's made in the 70's were we learned about world history the school budget was spent on football crap that and you hear about the jew stuff more then any other BTW we can't all live in a rich ass city that has new stuff to learn on crap the computer lab was full of apple II's and Win 3.1 so STFU Noob!!! and the other stuff u were ranting about that was AP classes in high school so take a pill and lay down I'll be in in a minute to gut you like a fish hehe :)

[abyssion1337]

a tad bitter, are we?


as far as nazi's go, there are jewish rabbis who deny the holocaust. so it's not a universial "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED" as you seem to think it is. and while many textbooks cover it, i went through all of high school without ever studying history after 1900. don't be so quick to assume anything, as to assume is to make an "ass" of "u" and "me."
it really is a universal "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED" we call that the first stage of grief

I believe Eddie Izzard said "perjury 9 is like saying you shagged someone you didn't and perjury 1 is like saying there was no holocaust when 6 million Jews died in it"

[Mawelli]

yes...I actually can't believe the fact that you can deny the holocaust...I mean come on. The 2nd world war cost 40 million lives all together...so yeah you really should at least have some picture about what happened.

[Odessa]

well again, there is a growing movement of not jsut nazis who deny the holocaust. i'm not saying i buy into that, but i am pointing out that it is not a black and white issue as you are making it out to be.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

haha we had text book's made in the 70's were we learned about world history the school budget was spent on football crap that and you hear about the jew stuff more then any other BTW we can't all live in a rich ass city that has new stuff to learn on crap the computer lab was full of apple II's and Win 3.1 so STFU Noob!!! and the other stuff u were ranting about that was AP classes in high school so take a pill and lay down I'll be in in a minute to gut you like a fish hehe :)


I didn't and don't live in a 'rich ass city', and we had books that were printed in the early 90s late 80s. Still had everything I talked about. This was in basic History, not AP and its ludicrous that it would be in an AP course since it is basic history.

If you school really does have that sort of outdated **** and can't prioritize, well then sucks to be you.


Sorry if it was bitter, but someone not knowing what a Nazi was/what the dogma behind white power is, is frightening.

Am I wrong in saying that? I mean, is it wrong to assume that regular people that go to a public school at the very least about WW I and II depending where you are from?

Unless you are from an utterly ass backwards part of the world that DD seems to be, it is shocking.

I don't care about people denying the holocaust, they represent the extreme minority and are either Neo Nazi sympathizers themselves, utterly misinformed, or ****ing retarded.



well again, there is a growing movement of not jsut nazis who deny the holocaust. i'm not saying i buy into that, but i am pointing out that it is not a black and white issue as you are making it out to be.


Forgot to add; yes it is black and white. The Holocaust happened, 11 million were killed, 6million Jews because they were who they were. There is no other sane way to look at it.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

amended to first.

[Odessa]

i think you need to calm down a bit, sonny.

lets end this topic here, and let it go. ok all?

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Fine by me.

[Mawelli]

I like cookies!!

[Odessa]

kill the heathen! long live CAKE!!!!

[Mawelli]

The cake is a LIE!!

[Odessa]

(waves the brownies of peace)

truce?

[Mawelli]

Oh well...sure...

*has a nice tea party with Vicky including brownies and cookies*

[Odessa]

yea! (drinks tea with her pinky up in a frilly pink dress). i haven't done this in years!



(litttle does he suspect i'm carrying a cup CAKE up my sleeve, to ambush and choke him with! muwahahaha!)

[abyssion1337]

http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/Thumbnail_icon264.jpg

[Odessa]

you betray me?! eat CUPCAKES!! (starts throwing cupcakes at people with lethal force)

[Mawelli]

you betray me?! eat CUPCAKES!! (starts throwing cupcakes at people with lethal force)

Haha your plot has been revealed....thansk abyss

Now for my cookiecannon!!

[Odessa]

not if i over turn your cannon with upside down cake!!

[Mawelli]

My god!! I must use my Invisible cookies to escape

*eats invisible cookie and runs into the shadows*

[abyssion1337]

http://www.freewebs.com/maverickinuyasha423/Messed%20up%20images%20lol/Barrel%20Rolls.jpg

[Mawelli]

We must think of a way to bring Vicky down since she tried to poison us with her cup cakes!

[Odessa]

HAHAHA!! none can hold out against my power!!

SEND OUT THE DEVILS FOOD CAKE!! RIP THEM ASUNDER!!

[Divine Dragoon]

a counter with Angel's food cake then bolt then ready for my next strafing run..........LOAD POUND CAKE TOR****ES!!! just a few more seconds....just a few more seconds.....

[Issitheus]

I summon the awesome destructive power of Grandma's Fruitcake.

[Divine Dragoon]

I summon the awesome destructive power of Grandma's Fruitcake.

AH **** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ...............
He got me.......Bastard....haha! (^_^)

[Odessa]

clearly, you misunderstand: this is a battle over the better dessert, cookies or cake. Mawelli, my old friend, has taken up with the cookie colilation.

i'm glad to see Lt. Divine "Pound Cake" Dragon and Admiral Caleb "Coffee Cake" Martin on my side in this battle. Together, we can win this war!!

Prepare the RUM CAKE CANNONS! We shall march on, and tonight, the cookies with crumble!!

FOR CAKE!!!

[Issitheus]

It's spelled "Martin" and I'd like to change to coffee cake. However, if i could be a mediator, cookie cake is best.

[Odessa]

consider it change,d admiral.

[Divine Dragoon]

consider it change,d admiral.




Admiral will do (Tho i am Ragnarok Hell's General) haha LET"S DO THIS!!! I'm at you command My Queen!

[Odessa]

ha ha! Mawelli's cookies stand no chance now.... unless abyss throws in his/her macedmian nut mines. and we'll have to keep an eye on the neutral pie factions. Lord Cake knows who's commanding those shifty bastards...

[Mawelli]

*disguises as Kuwabara, waiting for abyss to return*

Yes lets get that Mawelli bastard!!! I'll kill him with my coo---quadruple chocolate cream cake!

[Jazean]

can't we all just get along...

besides chocolate can be found in either of your veins, and isn't that all that really matters?

then agian there are no ice-cream cookies...

[Mawelli]

can't we all just get along...

besides chocolate can be found in either of your veins, and isn't that all that really matters?

then agian there are no ice-cream cookies...

I've had ice cream cookies...they are awesome!!!

[Odessa]

hm, and ice cream cake is one of my favorites....

perhaps this is hope for a truce in the Battle of the Bakery...

[Drago87]

CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER RICE BALLS!!!! *Gives free samples out to everyone* EAT! EAT! EAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!

[Odessa]

ah, crazy guy trying to get me to suck his balls! run!!!

[Kuwabara]

ah, crazy guy trying to get me to suck his balls! run!!!




not just any balls...his chocolate balls....you mean ::) :P

[Odessa]

...well.... chocolate and peanut butter are good together....


(slaps slef) no! must...resist....

[Kuwabara]

yes? ::)

[Odessa]

( tackels kuwabara to the ground)

WHO SENT YOU?!! (slaps him) WHO SENT YOU?!

[Kuwabara]

NO ONE!!!.... NO ONE!!

[Odessa]

oh. sorry about that! ( helps kuwabara up).

would you like to go get some tea, maybe some crumpets?

[Kuwabara]

sure.....*runs while vicky is busy*

[Odessa]

huh? where'd he go? (looks) great, now who am i supposed to seduce, drug, and rob of thier kidney?

[Mawelli]

*points at random noob and then eats teleport cookie, teleporting far away*

[Odessa]

Drago, good to see you....


wait, did you say teleport cookies?! i don't have teleport powers... (sad panda).

oh well, at least i have a kidney to sell...

[Mawelli]

You see the power of cookies....maybe I'll give a few to you as a little gift

*hands a few to Vicky*

there you go

[Odessa]

( nibbles on cookies)

thank you... :'(

[Scott]

huh? where'd he go? (looks) great, now who am i supposed to seduce, drug, and rob of thier kidney?




As a matter of fact, that once happened to me o_0 thank god without the kidney part though.

[Mawelli]

Wowo seduced and drugged...thats pretty tough

Vicky! Share your cake with this man!

[Scott]

and i woke up like "WTF?!" -- i was on a bench in a bus stop.

[Mawelli]

Well, atleast you were in a bus stop and not some dirty run down hotel...with pubes in your face. That my friend...is scary as hell

[Scott]

i dont know where i've been. since i fell unconscious....somewhere... on the 14th of july and woke up on the 16th so a day of my life went by without me even knowing... i like not to remeber that, but it just came up...

[Mawelli]

Well, it seems that a lot of bad memories and situations come to mind on these forums...we are in Hell so it's no real suprise. You can read some of our awesome screwups at the Embarrasing things- thread

[Scott]

I already had :) weird **** happening to people. But actually i attract things like these. Might be the way that i live. How i party: arrive, drink, go upstairs , maybe vomit a bit, sleep for an hour or two, party and drink again, repeat actions 2 and three, party again, in the morning on the way home i fall unconscious and then something weird happens.

[Mawelli]

Your just like Vicky (Odessa) who drinks alcohol and isn't a Sex Goddess :D

[Scott]

I take exception to the last part!

[Kuwabara]

youre a sex goddess?!? O_o

[Odessa]

I already had :) weird **** happening to people. But actually i attract things like these. Might be the way that i live. How i party: arrive, drink, go upstairs , maybe vomit a bit, sleep for an hour or two, party and drink again, repeat actions 2 and three, party again, in the morning on the way home i fall unconscious and then something weird happens.


i....don't do much of this at all. i'm more of: arrive, strip, ****, rest, ****, rest, cuddle, ****, sleep kind of person.

[Kuwabara]

so we can tell ::) :P

[Odessa]

mawelli said we were similair, so i had to point out the differences. don't judge me ;)

[Kuwabara]

too late ::) :P

[Odessa]

oh. sad panda time....

[Kuwabara]

why? ::)

[Odessa]

i has been judged....

[Kuwabara]

so....its not always bad... ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Why is someone ;SADPANDAFACE?

[acutekat]

dunnno i just walked in on this

[Odessa]

I don't like being judged. i feel all guilty, like all my sins are exposed, and i have a lot of them. i just want to be me, accepted as me, and not judged. judging is bad. Vicky no like Judge.

[acutekat]

i try not to judge people


just veiw people as people

but we are all human and we all fall short

thus we make assumptions and people get hurt

[Odessa]

that's....deep. I must say, i'm rather impressed.

[Mawelli]

Thats why I don't assume anything...

[Odessa]

but id you don't asssume anything, does that mean you do assume nothing? and if you assume nothing, are nto assuming?

ok, i'm not as deep a the pretty kitty. i tried. (seppuku).

[Kuwabara]

i judge people...but i judge on their personality and actions....not appearance...

[Mawelli]

I think judge isn't the word I would use...more like form an opinion of :D

[Odessa]

I think judge isn't the word I would use...more like form an opinion of :D


now THAT i can agree with ( hugs mawelli).

[Mawelli]

*almost crushed by Vicky's hug*

th--anks....

*breathes rapidly*

next time a little warning before hand :D

[Odessa]

opps? i keep forgetting not everyone is used to bear hugs by 6'5" women. Sorry!

[Mawelli]

No problem...hugs aren't handed out to people very often.

[Kuwabara]

eh...maybe where you come from ::)

[Odessa]

i'm a very hug-y person. i've gone as far as to hug my boss at work ( who glared at me with aa GET OFF BITCH look) as well as random customers in the super market. i like hugs :)

[Issitheus]

*randomly hugs odessa*

[Kuwabara]

*SUSAN HUG* ::)

[Odessa]

yes, hugs! (hugs back, trying to not crush anyone).

i could give up sex if i could jsut hug people 24/7.

[abyssion1337]

I have finished my GURPS character muhahahahaha

[Mawelli]

I just finished my essay!

[Odessa]

I just finished my essay!


(flourish)

HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!! (plays drums)

WOOT! Yatta! congrats!

and last but not least, (HUGS!)

[Jazean]

I have finished my GURPS character muhahahahaha


*insert zelda item obtained noise*

always a good feeling, less so considering I GM alot more then i play, so i tend to be making alot of characters.

[Mawelli]

Meh...play ok?

[Jazean]

ok then, i'm going to assume that the play was just ok.

[Mawelli]

it was..nothing more

[Ken-Chan]

i got a new stereo and i love it W00T being 18 rocks

[Adjacent Badger]

I made my lunch myself. ???

[Ken-Chan]

that deserves a
HI 5

[Mawelli]

that deserves a
HI 5

definately

[Adjacent Badger]

Thanks.

[Odessa]

...

would this be a bad time to mention i did catering for a while, and made dinner and dessert for over 30 people at once?

[Adjacent Badger]

Food is a topic that is well suited just about any time and any place. I don't think I've ever cooked for more then six, including myself. I've of course lend a hand in cooking for more people, but I wasn't the one responsible.

[Odessa]

tha'ts fine, silly. i just thought it odd that making yourself lunch was being congratulated. i mean, i make myself lunch nearly every day, so i was kinda confused.

[Adjacent Badger]

So do I, but this thread is for announcements, so here it is.

I now announce, that
I live in a country that has been criticized by numerous human rights organizations
for treating non-western immigrants bad.

[Odessa]

which narrows it down to what, exactly?

[acutekat]

DENMARK

cause i read another thread which places his location there

[Odessa]

i read the same thread! kinky!


and yes, my point was, discrimination is kinda wide spread, and it didn't narrow it down enough for me.

[acutekat]

atleast in the states we don't see race anymore( cept on college applications and job interviews and stuff like that)

[abyssion1337]

atleast in the states we don't see race anymore( cept on college applications and job interviews and stuff like that)

that statement is so false it makes requires the concept of mega-ultra false

[Ken-Chan]

...

would this be a bad time to mention i did catering for a while, and made dinner and dessert for over 30 people at once?


Then for superior cooking ability u receive 2 much kooler hi-5&#39;s
http://www.fun4kids.com.au/administration/artwork/Image/hi5hand.jpghttp://www.fun4kids.com.au/administration/artwork/Image/hi5hand.jpg

[Mawelli]

atleast in the states we don't see race anymore( cept on college applications and job interviews and stuff like that)

that statement is so false it makes requires the concept of mega-ultra false

There is NO country ANYWHERE which DOESN'T have RACIAL DISCRIMINATION (PERIOD)

[Ken-Chan]

atleast in the states we don't see race anymore( cept on college applications and job interviews and stuff like that)

that statement is so false it makes requires the concept of mega-ultra false

There is NO country ANYWHERE which DOESN'T have RACIAL DISCRIMINATION (PERIOD)

Antarctica

[Mawelli]

Antarctica isn't a country, it is a continent which doesn't belong to anyone. Not a country.

[Adjacent Badger]

atleast in the states we don't see race anymore( cept on college applications and job interviews and stuff like that)

that statement is so false it makes requires the concept of mega-ultra false

There is NO country ANYWHERE which DOESN'T have RACIAL DISCRIMINATION (PERIOD)


Denmark doesn't.
We discriminate based on culture, ethnicity and religion.

[acutekat]

thus race

[Odessa]

i have often wondered what would happen if i gained satanic powers and removed the eyes off everyone in the world...would race still be a factor? would the color of skin matter if we had no more colors? or would humans find other ways to hate each other?

[abyssion1337]

i have often wondered what would happen if i gained satanic powers and removed the eyes off everyone in the world...would race still be a factor? would the color of skin matter if we had no more colors? or would humans find other ways to hate each other?
of course they would, there's some things that will never change

[Odessa]

yea, but i can hope

[abyssion1337]

I suppose, but does that ever get anything accomplished: actually it might work, if you're willing for everyone to hate you for blinding them

[Mawelli]

but then again there would be some who would regard it as a blessing, and then people would hate those people who worship Vicky's demonic acts, thus creating a pretty little hate-circle again...

[acutekat]

i like my sight

plus if we didn't see skin color we could just hate people for who they really are

[Mawelli]

i like my sight

plus if we didn't see skin color we could just hate people for who they really are

Bulls eye!

[acutekat]

HEAD SHOT

[Mawelli]

"Everyone runs faster with a knife!"

[acutekat]

who touched sasha who touched MY GUN!!!!

[Mawelli]

HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

[acutekat]

ah quoting random internet videos

[Mawelli]

nothing quite as useless yet entertaining ^^

[acutekat]

plus you get INTERNETS

[Mawelli]

yay for INTERNETS!

[acutekat]

you mean yayz

[Mawelli]

no lulz for you. You just ruined mu interbuttzing...you are doomed

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/AlaskaFin/1213481290679.jpg

[Odessa]

and now i have a new picture to haunt my nightmares.

yea?

[Mawelli]

nope cause it wasnt meant for you. Shy Guy only kills acutekat and his family.

What is Shy Guys motive to kill families anyway?

[acutekat]

because he can


and he is now lying dead at my feat

he took out 3 of my uncles


acceptable losses

[Mawelli]

That's what happens when you mess with someones Interbuttz. the Natural Life.

[acutekat]

right-o moving on


PIE

[Mawelli]

I thought someone ate the Pie that belonged to the virus on the Person under me thread?

I remember when the virus first struck. We had a mass production of pie..

[Odessa]

mass produce pies?! i'm on it!!!

(runs to the kitchen)

[acutekat]

and we've losted vicky

but on the plus side another person has fallen to the pie side

[Odessa]

i like baking :)

[Mawelli]

We need the pie. We never know when the virus will be bakc

[acutekat]

did it ever leave?

[Mawelli]

...we must be careful. I never thought of that. Where is my backup pie when I need it?!

[Odessa]

(rolls out tray of pies)

pick your flavor :)

[Mawelli]

Hells yeah! Thanks Vicky. I think I'll go with the chocolate pie. It's the best one to use in the very beginning of anti-virus fights..

[Odessa]

i go with banana cream. it's always useful for virus, or to make jokes with.

[Ken-Chan]

I LOVE PIEEEEEEEEE

[Mawelli]

HE has been infected!! Tie him down! Vicky the handcuffs!!

[Odessa]

(handcuffs him in the blink of an eye) Mawelli, tie his feet! ( tosses tethyrs).

[Mawelli]

*ties feet*

phew..now we have to give him some pie...slowly. Beware of your hands. Use these diamond gloves.

*hands gloves to Vicky*

[Ken-Chan]

PIE NOW GIVE IT TO ME AHHHHHH

*breaks handcuffs and lunges at vicky holding pie*

[Mawelli]

*pulls on the kings tied feet*

stay still vile beast

*hits him over the head to calm him down*

a small piece at a time

[Odessa]

(trys to show self control, then throws banana cream pie in vampire king's face).

eat it out, bitch. don't make me bring out the candle wax...

[acutekat]

ahh the virus returns

good times ahead

[Odessa]

(throws a pie at acutecat to be on the safe side).

[acutekat]

pie intercepted

10 points

[Odessa]

how does one intercept a pie?

i don't mean to argue, but i[m actually curious...

[Mawelli]

ahh the virus returns

good times ahead

indeed...as long as it stays in check that is

it's a special skill that is unlocked after successfully defeating the virus 20 times and by not eating pie for a whole week....all the 2nd gen people already have aquired this skill...we had some hellish fights with the virus

[Ken-Chan]

mmmmmmmmm pie
*calmes down and eats pie off face*

[Mawelli]

It seems that the virus is wearing off...good

[Ken-Chan]

i dont even know how i got it

[Mawelli]

It's damn elusive, that's why we have to be careful. It was gone for a long time since we had defeated it numerous times...now it's back

[Ken-Chan]

well i'm starting to be cured all those beatings really worked (thanks vicky) and i dont think i gave it to anyone else well i hope i didnt

[Mawelli]

Well, we can never be too careful with the virus

[Ken-Chan]

no lets all leave our guard down and get into a false sense of security and make pie

[Mawelli]

It's the virus talking again! Restrain him!!

[Ken-Chan]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

u cant keep me forever i will be free and have my vengeance on all who deny me the right to pie

[Adjacent Badger]

Of course,

Nothing on earth is forever
But none of your deeds were in vain
Deep in our hearts you will live again
You've come to the home of the brave

[Ken-Chan]

ARGH quiet you pie NAZI

[Mawelli]

*shoots tranqs*

Shutup you evil spawn!! You shall never have your pie!

[Ken-Chan]

grrrr......pie......night night

*went night night*

[Mawelli]

*locks ken in a steel box, which is locked in another steel box, and another....*

I guess that should hold him for a while...

[Ken-Chan]

*mumbles*

you wish

*back to sleep*

[Mawelli]

Oh well I'll leave Ken to you guys..Good Luck!

*leaves*

[Adjacent Badger]

*locks ken in a steel box, which is locked in another steel box, and another....*

I guess that should hold him for a while...


Some kind of Babuschka?

[abyssion1337]

I want a platypus

[Dreamer]

i want a dolphin

[abyssion1337]

I will trade you my dolphin for a platypus

[Dreamer]

i wish i had a platypus

[abyssion1337]

ok I'll also take a laser screwdriver

[Ken-Chan]

grrrrr

*takes of eye patch and breaks out of cage*

HAHAHAHAHAHA nothing can hold me

*knocks out Dreamer by using abys as a weapon*

no die and i'll turn you into pie

*takes dolphin and makes pie*

mmmmmmm..........intelligent sea life pie

[Mawelli]

....what did you use to break out of the cage?

*sound coming out of a loudspeeker*

[Ken-Chan]

i made a kenpachi reference you know he takes his eye patch off and all his strength is released

i thought everyone would have got that, ok if the whole supernatural strength dont work for ya i used a paper clip and picked the lock

*now makes a pie from aby's platypus*

ooooow so yummy pie pie pie pie pie

[Mawelli]

I would've just chanted a random phrase to open the lock but I guess your way works too...

[Ken-Chan]

magic isn't much of my style i like brute force

[Odessa]

For those who care, an announcemnt: I have a new boy toy! i mean, boyfriend. So um, yea me :)

[Kuwabara]

woohoo!!!.....do we get a name? ::) :P

[Odessa]

maaaaaaaybeee....


Nick.

[Ken-Chan]

come on vicky wats his name this boy toy of urs

[Kuwabara]

...read the small print.... ::)

[abyssion1337]

I didn't actually have a platypus I just wanted one you just ate poison laced with heroin

[Odessa]

I didn't actually have a platypus I just wanted one you just ate poison laced with heroin


nothing i can say will make this make sense

[Ken-Chan]

I didn't actually have a platypus I just wanted one you just ate poison laced with heroin


nothing i can say will make this make sense


he is talking to me because before i said i made his platypus made into pie and ate it

and the poison laced heroin hit the spot then



...read the small print.... ::)


shut up :(

[Kuwabara]

heh heh heh ::) :P

[Ken-Chan]

sometimes it's really hard to notice it

[abyssion1337]

so have fun with your heroin addiction then

[Ken-Chan]

well atleast i got over pie

[Odessa]

what if i baked a heroin pie? with LSD? and added alcohol to it?

[Divine Dragoon]

what if i baked a heroin pie? with LSD? and added alcohol to it?




If that got on the streets the world would end no one would get anything done the meaing of string would never be found!!!!! haha

[abyssion1337]

the LSD wouldn't do much you'd do better to add PCP it has the same hallucinogenic properties but it's actually addictive

[Odessa]

why do you know much about drugs?

no wait, forget i asked.

[abyssion1337]

I just do

[Odessa]

la la la la NOT LISTENING la la la la la

[Ken-Chan]

i am very intently

[abyssion1337]

you know toxicology is very alluring, although it helps if you can get over the basic desire to watch your work, it's often best to be far away when the actual event occurs

[Odessa]

why do you know....


you confuse me at times, cutie.

[Ken-Chan]

dont we all get confused from this site at one point or another