[daikaisho vanguard]

Only as a meele weapon

Playing music?

[abyssion1337]

no

still alive?

[Kyle X]

While you're dead, I will be.

Ever played Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy? It's a bit of an old game, and has a tiny bit of klunkiness, but fares well overall.

[abyssion1337]

I have actually

interested in a maid RPG?

[BopBopBop]

nope.


АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, ЕБАРИШКА! ГОВОРИШЬ ЭТО?

[acutekat]

cryllic


yes

a question posed in a different language?

[abyssion1337]

I've done it

boring don't you think?

[Kyle X]

Only when I'm awake. The rest of the time, I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

Cute or Cool, which should I choose?

[abyssion1337]

depends on what you need it for

what do you need it for?

[Kyle X]

I'm not sure.

Maybe forever, maybe a week.

[abyssion1337]

hmm well in the Maid RPG those are both Maid types, and your maid gets 2 types so why not both?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Because then you would not need bread.

Recognize pooh?

[abyssion1337]

no

don't you mean breed?

[Kyle X]

..I'll say no. I never mean breed. I usually mean, "Holding hands for a few weeks, and only after we've gotten to know each other pretty well."

Gonna submit anything to AMV Minis?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hope so. Got lots of ideas, except about how the f... to take the step from DVD to raw footage. After that, I have a pretty clear vision of what to do with it.

Will you be submitting anything?

[Filleraol]

Yes, but for me the problem is the opposite...i know how to video and all that, but don't have any ideas

do you have any ideas?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Plenty. I have sent you a few, haven't you received my PM?

[Filleraol]

:o damn, I didn't notice I had PMs. It should be easier to notice when you get a PM here :P
But wow, that's alot of ideas you've got there.

Are you really sure you don't want to keep the ideas for yourself?
thanks alot for sharing them tho ^^

[daikaisho vanguard]

I have more.
My favourites, those that I could not explain in 10 word, the really short ones, those in other languages. And those I did not recall at the moment.

I may want to use some of them, but not for this Mini and probably not the next either. I have plenty to work on for now.
Just tell me, which of them you use.

I know that I've had three more on Princess Mononoke alone, but I don't remember them right now. Was able to sum up five, while in the bath a week or so ago.

Anything that looks interesting in particular?

[Filleraol]

i like the bleach, love hina and elfen lied ones the most i think :P but all of em are nice
i think i'm gonna do a little brainstorming today
but first i'm gonna go for a walk

or maybe both at the same time? :P

[daikaisho vanguard]

Might work. I get many of the ideas in the bath. Why should a stroll be less inspiring?

[Mawelli]

because they see you naked

amidoinitrite?

[abyssion1337]

no

corn flakes?

[alucard151]

no corn pops

私は正しいことか？

[Kyle X]

I guess so, depends on what you mean.

What was meant?

[abyssion1337]

that you will shortly die

or was it that the five-score fellowship has you marked?

[Mawelli]

no, they just like playing tricks on me

do you love the peanutZ?

[abyssion1337]

no

Hey kid, wanna see some magic?

[Kyle X]

Sure I do! Golly.

You don't think he's a dangerous person who'd do something bad with my trust, do you?

[abyssion1337]

that depends

what do you consider bad?

[Kyle X]

Something that makes me grow up faster, generally. It's really a "side of the mirror" issue. At one point in time, you can't see any further than yourself, and everything is either unknown or evil. Later on, nothing is. The mirror moves, and the world changes.

What the heck am I talking about?

[Mawelli]

Im quite sure this is related to penis envy..

is it?

[abyssion1337]

not in the least

do you have the gift?

[Kyle X]

No, but I might have the touch.

Do you open doors with your mind?

[abyssion1337]

I use a sonic screwdriver

do you trust your instincts?

[acutekat]

on most occasions

why do you ask?

[Mawelli]

because he is devoid of them

corr...ect?

[abyssion1337]

maybe

perhaps some fish?

[acutekat]

no thanks not really a sea food person

how bout meat?

[abyssion1337]

what kind of meat?

[Kyle X]

The good stuff. I'm a vegetarian, though, so I won't be joining you.

Ever play with USB Dongles?

[alucard151]

depends on what kind.

Bluetooth or USB over CAT5. then theres always 3G and Nintendo WiFi too. Which one?

[NodMan]

None? Lol...

Ever had Moose?

[Mawelli]

yes, I've eaten moose many times.

Ever had dog?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Yes, for a short while before moving out, living on my own. My parents still have him.

Ever had birds?

[abyssion1337]

yes, budgerigars in fact

do you know what budgerigar means?

[acutekat]

bird thing

good nuf?

[abyssion1337]

no, in Australian it means good food

funny right?

[Mawelli]

NO!

I NEED SOME ANSWERS NAO! right?

[acutekat]

welll then
http://en.wikipedia.org/


learn

do you trust wikipedia?

[abyssion1337]

most of the time

do you trust my lies?

[alucard151]

Absolutely. Why would I not.

Are your really telling the truth when you lie? I would not trust such trickery.

[acutekat]

PARADOX?!?!?!?!?!??!

[abyssion1337]

I have a paradox machine, we're completely safe

have you read the eye of Argon?

[alucard151]

No

Is it good or bad? Or maybe both. Or maybe its good then bad and then good again... and then its like WTF... but then its good again.

[abyssion1337]

no it's the worst thing ever... well you can't call it written, it's just bad, so for fun groups of people have readings, where you have to say things the way they're written. it's actually pretty hard cause it's mostly misspelled and you're not allowed to laugh. It's actually easier for people who don't have English as a first language. Also with the right group you'll get people who do accents and impression it was pretty funny when we had Kermit the Frog reading it.

sound like something you'd try?

[alucard151]

yes.

ever played Zobmondo?

[acutekat]

nah


vas is das?

[Mawelli]

das ist eine hexe.

Grun grun grun sind alle meine...?

[acutekat]

not to self
don't speak german to someone who can either speak it or can speak another langauage
translations?

[abyssion1337]

no you brought this one yourself

regret?

[acutekat]

VERY NO!


gets the refference?

[abyssion1337]

what do you think?

[Kyle X]

I think I wanted to post, but then stepped into the middle of something unknown. I, for one, don't get the reference.

What do you think of abridged series' in general?

[abyssion1337]

most are really only ok and not really worth watching

what do you think of the interwebs?

[alucard151]

Loves the interwebs. For under the alias of HyperWatt created the Galaticwebs for the multidimensional DnD universe in Baugh's head. (you would have to know Baugh to understand.)

Does it understands?

[daikaisho vanguard]

It might understand, but I capture not a crows feather.
Well... I do understand the word head, after after all.

Does Al's ramblings make sense to you?

[abyssion1337]

yes

do you know where I can find my missing one?

[Kyle X]

In the future, and failling that, in the past.

You are under me.

[alucard151]

No. Im over you. You must have your screen upside down.

Has played Majora' Mask?

[acutekat]

no still haven't beaten ocarinia of time

will you help me?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you know the way to the pig farm?

[Filleraol]

yeah but i really don't wanna go there, you might get an unpleasant surprise when i get back

scared of swine flu?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you ph34r teh cute ones?

[acutekat]

maybe doesn't really matter

will you make the morning never come?

[abyssion1337]

I already have

have you shot Jerry yet?

[alucard151]

Yes. We will live under the red moon forever.

I made it better?

[Odessa]

Of course you did, dear.

Do you want some hot dogs? I only have 3 dozen of them left...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sounds good.

Will you need mustard?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you like pancakes?

[Splortched]

I prefer waffles. Would you care for waffles?

[daikaisho vanguard]

With mustard?

[BopBopBop]

ofcourse.


is pancakes with mustard any good?

[Odessa]

i don't like mustard, so i'm imagining no.

would maple syrup be too normal for pancakes in hell?

[Mawelli]

nothing is normal in hell..so no

would you jump in my car?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Only if it is so large, that I'd not slam my head into the ceiling, if jumping in it.

Do you have a car that big?

[Odessa]

if by 'car' you mean 'city bus' then yes, yes, I do.

if your god still cuter than my god if my god is a shape changer who looks like your god?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Yes, because then my god would be genuine, while your god is a poser.

Does that sound reasonable?

[Odessa]

yes, it does...

but what if my god kills your god, and wears a costume of your god's flawed skin? is that cute or creepy?

[abyssion1337]

it's pretty far from either

do you have the sandvich?

[Odessa]

i think the heavy has it. ask him.

would you loan me 5,000$ in cash if i said 'please?"

[abyssion1337]

no

didn't you consider that you can easily steal the much?

[alucard151]

That would be far too easy. But lots o fun.

Would you like to help.

[abyssion1337]

I have more important things to do

do you like the open seas?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Not anymore. My god ate it.

Ever happened to you?

[Odessa]

not that i recall.

how did your god eat a liquid?

[alucard151]

Very carefully.

Any more questions?

[Odessa]

only a million or so.

can you help me become a vampire?

[abyssion1337]

depends are we talking the awesome kind like Hellsing or the lame kine like Twilight

would you settle for being a kappa?

[Filleraol]

sure, sounds cool

do you also detest warm weather?

[abyssion1337]

often yes

do you like the mountains?

[Filleraol]

yeah when i'm on top of them

can donate a big, nice fan to me? =(

[abyssion1337]

I don't have one

have you tried stealing one?

[acutekat]

yes didn't work out to well

or i though

did anyone notice the mountain that appeared in ohio

[Mawelli]

no, since I havn't been to Ohio

Did you accidentally your mom?

[acutekat]

the question seem like its going to be edited
but no

have you thought of a question to post yet?

[Mawelli]

acutally yes, I have

Did you hear about the airbus that went missing? It was supposed to fly from Buenos Aires to France but it went missing... so did you?

[acutekat]

theres a joke in there i know it but i didn't

have you ever kicked a franken tank?

[Mawelli]

no

wassa franken tank?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Probably some kind of croatian dish. They call their dishes strange things.

Like Ćevapčići

[Mawelli]

...no?

[acutekat]

nah actually its my electricity project which was a tank but the tracks failed so i added wheels they failed i ripped of the bottom installed a balsa wood base and then added wheels that worked then when it went the required 50 feet i punted it, it was fun

where have you gone joe Dimajio?

[abyssion1337]

I trapped him for all eternity in a tree

do you want to visit him?

[acutekat]

yah i want to play catch with him

wanna play 2?

[abyssion1337]

no

you do realize that visiting him also means being a tree, and harpies will constantly be pulling your branches off ?

[acutekat]

hrm

but will i still be able to play catch?

[abyssion1337]

no, you won't be able to move at all

are you ready? you should take care of any unfinished business cause this if for eternity

[acutekat]

im gonna have to give it a pa... holy crap look over there a distraction!

[abyssion1337]

how stupid do you think I am?

[acutekat]

but you don't release is that you have been talking to a cardboard cut out this entire time
the real me has just sprung dimagio and is making a run for the boarder... just made it.

any1 else want to play catch?

[abyssion1337]

doesn't matter I'm patient and you'll go there when you die anyway

do you want to try something else that's horrible instead?

[acutekat]

maybe
what did you have in mind?

[abyssion1337]

you could spend eternity in a river of boiling blood

or maybe pushing boulders around?

[alucard151]

But that would make my head hurt.

Odessa Still want to be Vampire? I needs to know witch kind.

[abyssion1337]

actually she can't be a hellsing vampire, maybe she should consider another source

do you know why?

[Mawelli]

because I ate her cookies...

Is there any other way to be a hellsing vampire than cookies?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I guess you could write a master on transylvanian liguistics.

Would you do that for me?

[Mawelli]

No, I don't have the times..

do you have the golds?

[abyssion1337]

I has the galds

will you dance for gil?

[Odessa]

I've done far worse. Sure!

And me, I'd be just about any kind of vampire who would have me. Meyer's vampires are nice, with the no weakness to holy artifacts, sunlight, stakes, and not needing to sleep. Still, i'd take all the weaknesses if I could get the basics of superior strength, speed senses, immortality, etc. not having to kill for blood would be nice too, but i'd do it if i had too. dakota's vampires would be nice too; all the powers, plus flight, glamor, telepathy, and illusions; you get the full array of weakness, but i could live with that.

what would you sell your soul for?

[abyssion1337]

I've traded many souls that weren't my own, why should I

Have you tried thinking of more sources of vampirism, perhaps elder Scrolls(though in cannon there are many types in gameplay there's so many fewer)?

[acutekat]

nah i'd preffer non mystical version of extended life

like nanites

how bout you?

[Odessa]

well, i'm familair with multiple vampire stories, canons, and mythos, so i'd say yes. I've never played elder scrolls (though i did finally get a working copy of morrowind) but i dare say i know a lot on the subject.

if you could be a member of any mythical race (member, not a god or someone specific) what race would you want to be?

[acutekat]

elf probably

no real up on mystical races either

how bout sci fi?

[abyssion1337]

timelord of course

do you like the ability to see?

[acutekat]

yes i enjoy it quite frequently

should i play some halo ?

[abyssion1337]

no, Halo sucks

have you considered Left4Dead?

[acutekat]

sold it

wanna play tf2?

[abyssion1337]

I did earlier, I got yet another kgb on a dodgeball server

played dodgeball?

[acutekat]

not on tf2

what dodge ball in tf2?

[abyssion1337]

everyone is a pyro(make sure not to use the backburner) and boms and rockets are shot at both teams, the goal is to use the compression blast to send them back towards the other team

fun right?

[acutekat]

sounds interesting i like sniper servers better though
they're fun

how do you feel about the new update

[abyssion1337]

as a spy player I think that the ambassador is about = to the revolver but the headshots make it slightly better, and the new watches are all about the tradeoffs and each useful in different situations.

the huntsman is nice and does it's job of bringing the sniper more into the game and jarate is useful, the razorback is a piece of crap that won't stop a good spy from killing you even a little

what do you think?

[acutekat]

havent gotten a single stupid thing from it wish i could though

you've gotten stuff right?

[abyssion1337]

yeah, they put milestones back in so you can get them with achievements

[acutekat]

ok sweet im gonna go check

then im gonna go to bed

[abyssion1337]

night

do you like adventure?

[Odessa]

DO I!!!

is it wrong if I get turned on by my own erotic writings?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Only if it takes attention away from your real life partner.

Would erotic writings do so for you?

[Mawelli]

not really...since i don't have a real life partner :D

why is it that monkey's don't like to sing?

[daikaisho vanguard]

If you want to speak about plural monkeys, the apostrophe is out of place.

Who would have thought, that anybody would care about a trifle like that?

[alucard151]

Only you.

Any one Played Sims 3 yet?

[BopBopBop]

nope. not big fan of the sims.

played GH; metallica yet?

[abyssion1337]

no, I don't really care about GH

do you like poison?

[acutekat]

for me or others?

[Odessa]

for yourself.

want some?

[acutekat]

not in particular

did you know that "gift" means posion in german

[abyssion1337]

yes

did you know that I killed you? it was in the future

[acutekat]

really thats news to me

cause i remember eating your flesh in the future

[alucard151]

You can eat my flesh.. but I will not diiieee.

Isn't it great to always come back?

[acutekat]

yah but i think it would get old after a while


you probably dissagree

[abyssion1337]

I don't care

like candy?

[Jazean]

depends on the flavor of said candy, i've had some utterly atrocious flavors before.

miss me?

[Mawelli]

No, I actually hit you, with a stick that is...

Has it been raining there all day?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you like bread?

[acutekat]

yes bread is good especially white bread

good stuff

explosions?

[abyssion1337]

not awesome enough

you a hypochondriac?

[Filleraol]

nope, but my grandmother is...sometimes i almost think she believes you can get cancer just by breathing

why haven't you gone to sleep yet?

[abyssion1337]

insomnia

what should I do about it?

[alucard151]

You have 2 options:
1. DIE
2. PILZS Lots and lots of PILZS, colorful tasti, eats 'em like candies PILZS.

Fan of Ill Will Press?

[Kyle X]

Fan of what?

Fan of what?

[acutekat]

ahh just got that

foamy im guessing?

[alucard151]

Right site wrong Person.

Can anyone tell me who I speak of?

[acutekat]

sniped!!!!!


head shot?

[abyssion1337]

yeah it was also a no scope

or did I use the huntsman?

[acutekat]

who knows ?

is the body hanging from the wall

[abyssion1337]

yes from the head

I also used Jarate, what about you?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No thanks, I prefer grass.

You wanna try it?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you know the name of the king in yellow?

[Mawelli]

the king of...?

[daikaisho vanguard]

There are those who call him... Tim

May I call you Frank?

[acutekat]

no that is not my name

or is it?

[daikaisho vanguard]

What's the relevance of that?

Would you like to be called Frank?

[alucard151]

No. I would like to be called...? I forgot.

do you like ICP?

[Mawelli]

Insane Clown Posse?

http://www.insaneclownposse.com/detect.php

[abyssion1337]

they're ok I guess

what should I watch next for Gainax week?

[Mawelli]

depends....what is this Gainax week

[abyssion1337]

I'm spending a week to watch all Gainax anime, so what do you guys think I should watch next?

[Kyle X]

How about FLCL? It's always too short to make sense to me.

[abyssion1337]

I think it makes more sense than a lot of things but it's certainly up there

[Mawelli]

Shikabane Hime

what have you watched so far?

[Ken-Chan]

just watched mindgame that movie is some of the most confusing **** i have seen and anyone who has seen knows what i mean

have you seen it?

[Filleraol]

yes i have, i thought it was good
somehow

have you seen the movie "Knowing" yet?

[alucard151]

No not yea

Have you Seen Jacky Chan: Legend of the Drunken Master? that movie is hilarious.

[Odessa]

I have not.

Have you seen my heart bra? I can't seem to find it anywhere, and if i can't find it, it must be in hell I imagine.

[abyssion1337]

probably with Billy Korgan's car keys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYu-85fvEYc

can you eat evil bread?

[Ken-Chan]

yes but it gives me gas

are you an alien, time traveler or epser

[Mawelli]

I might be an epser.....ep....

so I heard that you accidentally the whole forum?

[Ken-Chan]

wait i wat i think ur missing a word in that sentence

am i right or do i just no see the meaning?

[abyssion1337]

no, and btw you forgot sliders earlier

which do you think I am?

[Filleraol]

hitler

also having trouble sleeping in the summer? this cursed time of the year...

[Ken-Chan]

nope i never have trouble falling asleep i put my head down and off i go

whats the worst colour

[abyssion1337]

color is an illusion, there is not color

r y th n wth n vwls?

[alucard151]

no i has my vowels.

Got ROOT?

[Mawelli]

beer...?

[Ken-Chan]

mmmmm beer

jerky?

[abyssion1337]

no

do you like rain?

[alucard151]

yes i love rain. especially when its raining so hard you cant see. Just like fog. i like really thick fog too.

You like fog too?

[abyssion1337]

yes

do you like lightning?

[alucard151]

Absolutly. except under very specific circumstances i dont like it then.

Likes to be able to move with out being seen?

[Ken-Chan]

yer i like people not to know i'm there

has a hidden blade

[Odessa]

hidden? nope. unhidden now, tha'ts another story.

what book/movie is on your mind of late?

[abyssion1337]

Labyrinth

dance magic dance?

[Odessa]

i cant' dance well, so i'll pass.

what sins did optimus prime die for?

[abyssion1337]

everyone's

didn't you know that?

[Odessa]

i mean, what specific sins?

i'm willing to bet we have a different view on them, you know? I mean, if optimus died to prevernt lust, then screw him. you know?

[abyssion1337]

I really think you don't get the concept here

have you tried wearing a clown mask when you go to the store?

[Odessa]

a clown mask? i've worn clown make up, but not a mask.

I think we need to add Optimus prime of jerks trying to force thier relgious views on us. Who's with me!?

[abyssion1337]

no one, Optimus Prime is awesome

why not try finding someone no one likes instead?

[Odessa]

because it doesn't exist?

if you found a bug to max out your stats in a video game from the start, would you use it?

[alucard151]

depends on the game. if the games fun no. but if it sucks then yea

is tired?

[abyssion1337]

no, and Vicky that's easy it's called console commands

know of them?

[Odessa]

nope :) I only know I found a bug that lets you max stats when you're not supposed too :)


I feel too spread out. I'm commiteed to writing my book, playing VtM, OoE, MoS, two RP sites, e-mail, and reading my next vampire book. Too much?

[abyssion1337]

only if you have trouble focusing. but really bugs are unreliable but console codes always work

which mod should I try next?

[alucard151]

the one that does that thing...you know.

Do you know?

[Filleraol]

yes, i don't

you think michael jackson faked his death?
(i think he's dead)

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'm quite sure he's dead. If not dead already, the ortopsy would have killed him. That stuff is pretty hard to survive.

Got summer holiday?

[abyssion1337]

I wish I had something to do

do you like pancakes?

[Filleraol]

yes

who doesn't like pancakes? :O

[acutekat]

my boss he doesn't like them even though they are really good

who still doesn't know im at camp

[abyssion1337]

EVERYONE KNOWS ALREADY

who even cares?

[acutekat]

well i do and i was just wondering
jeez

some people's kids

anyway anything new going on?

[alucard151]

yes.

No?

[abyssion1337]

why not

are you on a boat?

[Mawelli]

Nope, but I'll be on a plane soon...

can you guess where I'm going?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Guess Helsinki. At least if you're going to fly long range.

[abyssion1337]

why didn't you ask a question? Is the Virus back?

[alucard151]

yes

sucks don't it?

[abyssion1337]

yes

were you even around for the virus?

[Mawelli]

I was around for the virus...and its comeback..and its comeback again...

you still have the pies? or do we have to go and hunt more?

[alucard151]

i still have half... i don't know where the other half went.

did u eat them?

[Odessa]

I don' think so...

can you fix my eyes?

[abyssion1337]

yes but you can't pay the price

do you like illusionists?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No my favourite, but in a good saut?, they will do.

Wanna join me for dinner?

[alucard151]

Yes.

what are we having?

[Issitheus]

You, actually.

Would you rather be baked, broiled, deep fried, or grilled?

[Mawelli]

deep fry! deep fry!!

anyone else enjoy deep fried things?

[abyssion1337]

sometimes but usually no

have you heard?

[Mawelli]

nope I havn't

why didn't anyone tell me?

[abyssion1337]

because everybody's talkin about it, we assumed you'd have heard that bird is the word

who else didn't hear?

[Odessa]

I hear nothing, looked in my fortress of silence.

do you think my ears will ever get better?

[Mawelli]

because everybody's talkin about it, we assumed you'd have heard that bird is the word

who else didn't hear?

don't start with the bird is the word...really...

And yes I think your ears will get better!

do you think that my plane will crash?

[abyssion1337]

probably.... ok probably not

and I'll start with bird is the word when I want

besides didn't everybody hear about the bird?

[Mawelli]

no

or did they?

[abyssion1337]

I thought they did

how should we check?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Wikipedia, of course. Or maybe ask Aaron Carter

That is, if he's still a brat. Anybody know if he is?

[abyssion1337]

who's Aaron Carter?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Some boy having a lot of TV-commercials for his CD on Danish TV some years ago. I have the idea he's an American.

Know him now?

[abyssion1337]

after checking wikipedia he is american, he's the brother of one of the backstreet boys and he's apparently one of those annoying late 90's disney ****s

know what I mean?

[Useful]

TOTALLY know what you mean. Unfortunately, the one period in my life in which I used to watch tv regularly (around 11 years ago when I would go to my friend's house after school) was the same period of time in which he was popular. So I had to endure a lot of his mediocre looks and preteen singing.

Do boy bands come from hell? And is that why they disguise themselves as Christian rock groups? (I'm looking at you, Jonas Brothers)

[abyssion1337]

no they come from idiot land, nothing's too stupid for idiot land

or is it?

[Mawelli]

nope

do we come from hell?

[NLAlchemist]

no

we just live there

[abyssion1337]

no, and I'm going to assume that last part was question

do you come from a land down under?

[Mawelli]

depending what you mean with down under.

Down under what?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Must be the bed.

Do you come from a land down under the bed?

[abyssion1337]

where women glow and men plunder

can you hear, can you hear, can you hear the thunder?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No, it is gone now. We passed it on to the Filleraolians.

[abyssion1337]

why do you still forget to ask questions?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Seems the virus has mutated to hit only me, no matter what medication I take.

Is that an plausible explanition?

[abyssion1337]

perhaps

what do you think?

[acutekat]

pie.!?

[abyssion1337]

so you haven't been paying attention have you?

[acutekat]

surprisingly i did and i decided that since the subject of the virus came up i would add the rarely acknowledged symptom of pie

so does that answer your question

[abyssion1337]

yes, but I'm still not satisfied

do I have to throw harpoons at you?

[Mawelli]

no not at me. Im immune to the virus, I gave it my share of pie.....

[acutekat]

oh the irony

anyone else find that ironic?

[Mawelli]

not....meee....oh....the...vir.................

(needs pie quickly or will be consumed...)

[acutekat]

throws pie

do you need more?

[Mawelli]

Thanks, I seem to have made a quick recovery...

do you think anyone else got infected?

[acutekat]

no

[abyssion1337]

there's another solution, we must journey to the land of the dead to find Abbot and Costello

they can cure anything right?

[Mawelli]

well...we could give it a try. Though I'm not sure that there is a cure to the virus, only a way to pause its spread for a while

will everyone journey to the land of the dead?

[abyssion1337]

yes

do you like pancakes?

[Mawelli]

yes I rather enjoy them

eat em with whipped cream?

[abyssion1337]

sure

do you like scalpels?

[Ellen Feiss]

no
do u like pizza?

[Filleraol]

yes i do

do YOU like pizza?

[abyssion1337]

yeah

how do you feel about truffles?

[acutekat]

i dont think i have tried the right ones to truly give my opinion on the subject
do you feel like watching henry the V right now?

[abyssion1337]

not really in the mood to watch anything right now

do you want to eat a fried cat?

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

No
You want a fried worm?

[abyssion1337]

maybe

don't you mean wyrm?

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Possibly

Would you eat fried wyrm?

[abyssion1337]

I very likely would

do you like to pull tails?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Only on shrimps and cosplayers.

Would you eat fried cosplayer?

[abyssion1337]

absolutely not

can't you just imagine the toxins?

[Odessa]

hmmm, toxins.

still, fried food is too fatty. i prefer stir fried cosplayer, you know what i mean?

[abyssion1337]

no, you'll die of all the horrible diseases cosplayers carry

have you actually seen some(most) of these people

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I've seen some. I'm too scared to see most.
Not many cosplayers have herpes though, if you catch my drift...