[daikaisho vanguard]

You sleep like a lock.
(not like a log)

[abyssion1337]

you eat mold

[nipple]

you are mold

[abyssion1337]

you're a moldy fish

[nipple]

you're a golden fish

[Kyle X]

You used "playermodel Tavion_sith_sword" and "saber sith_sword sith_sword", but then couldn't kill the cultist_grip.

[abyssion1337]

you're a raindrop

[daikaisho vanguard]

You suck

[abyssion1337]

you can turn into a car

[daikaisho vanguard]

Megatron is you idol

[NLAlchemist]

you eat worms

[nipple]

you can turn into a worm

[abyssion1337]

you are a wyrm

[nipple]

you are a ghoul

[abyssion1337]

you're a ghast

[nipple]

you're a gasp

[abyssion1337]

you're a grasp

[nipple]

you betrayed your Motherland

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed your fatherland

[Filleraol]

you betrayed your brotherland

[Kyle X]

You made up a land.

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed your Disneyland

[Filleraol]

(made me lol)

you created France and the french language

[Odessa]

you live in never never land.

[abyssion1337]

you live in la la land

[acutekat]

you brought teh swine flu to my camp

[abyssion1337]

you knew it was me from the start

[Ken-Chan]

you had no idea who you where

[abyssion1337]

who the hell do you think I am!

[NLAlchemist]

you think your an god

[abyssion1337]

you think I'm a god

[Kyle X]

You think Sasaki is god.

[abyssion1337]

you think squid is a fruit

[Ken-Chan]

you think fruit is a fish

[abyssion1337]

you think fish is a mammal

[Ken-Chan]

your the missing link between humans and ape's

[abyssion1337]

you're the missing link between fish and amphibians

[Ken-Chan]

ur the missing link between male and female

[Kyle X]

Ouch.. um..
You make "going the distance" look like "desperate to lose weight"

[Ken-Chan]

u make life seem worthless

[nipple]

you make life worthless

[Ken-Chan]

u cant differentiate fantasy from reality

[acutekat]

you use ubuntu

[abyssion1337]

you haven't updated ubuntu recently

[Ken-Chan]

u understand nothing

[abyssion1337]

you make me laugh

[Ken-Chan]

u have no sense of humor

[abyssion1337]

you're really 3 chimps in a man costume

[Ken-Chan]

u have sexual feelings towards bananas

[abyssion1337]

you're in love with a grasshopper

[Ken-Chan]

u can make grass grow

[abyssion1337]

you can has cheezburger

[Ken-Chan]

u like deathburger with cheese

[abyssion1337]

you have a nice hat

[Ken-Chan]

u like underwear

[abyssion1337]

you're not wearing any underwear

[Ken-Chan]

u cant tell time

[abyssion1337]

you're unfortunate

[Ken-Chan]

u have no luck

[abyssion1337]

you eat too many muffins

[Ken-Chan]

ur the muffin man

[abyssion1337]

you're a stack of pancakes

[Ken-Chan]

ur syrup

[abyssion1337]

you star in a montage with a wagon full of pancakes

[Ken-Chan]

ur scared of hello kitty

[abyssion1337]

you take off your hands and face before you go to bed

[Ken-Chan]

u sleep with a teddy

[abyssion1337]

you knocked up a bear

[Ken-Chan]

you are the one

[abyssion1337]

you have a squirrel's tail

[nipple]

you have squirrel's teeth

[abyssion1337]

you have a beaver's teeth

[Ken-Chan]

u have cats eyes

[nipple]

you have cat's meal

[abyssion1337]

you have a bear's sinews

[nipple]

you have swine flu

[abyssion1337]

you have bear flu

[Ken-Chan]

u have heartburn

[abyssion1337]

you're the Gimp

[Ken-Chan]

ur the gimps master

[abyssion1337]

you're Joseph Barbara

[Ken-Chan]

ur a power ranger

[abyssion1337]

you're a talking tree

[nipple]

you killed the talking tree

[Kyle X]

You shot the invisible swordsman!

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[Filleraol]

but he didn't shoot no deputy
it was you who strangled him

[Ken-Chan]

you where the video that killed the radio star

[Odessa]

you killed several radio stars. mostly with blunt objects.

[Ken-Chan]

u own cattle slaughtering factories

[abyssion1337]

you're the unnameable

[Ken-Chan]

ur the unfathomable

[abyssion1337]

you're the unamable

[Ken-Chan]

ur the unreliable

[abyssion1337]

you're the unpronounceable

[Ken-Chan]

ur the underestimated

[abyssion1337]

your the underpaid

[nipple]

you're the undercovered

[Ken-Chan]

ur the unspoken

[abyssion1337]

you're Mr. underhill

[Ken-Chan]

ur unbreakable

[abyssion1337]

you're understandable

[Ken-Chan]

ur unfulfilled

[abyssion1337]

your underfilled

[Ken-Chan]

ur unambiguous

[abyssion1337]

you're unimpressive

[nipple]

you bow to the crab people

[abyssion1337]

you're under warranty

[Jazean]

you tend to void warranties

[Ken-Chan]

ur unobtainable

[abyssion1337]

you unobtrusive

[Ken-Chan]

ur the unsung hero

[abyssion1337]

you're the Udyrfrykte

[Tazuto]

your the usurper

[Ken-Chan]

ur under pressure

[Odessa]

You want to hold my hand

[Tazuto]

you keen senses

[abyssion1337]

you're a panda bear

[Odessa]

you are a stuffed panda bear.

[abyssion1337]

you're a tribal

[Odessa]

You joined the glee club of the damned

[abyssion1337]

you prejudiced

[Odessa]

you're silly

[abyssion1337]

you killed the tribals

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate my chips

[Odessa]

you're a witch!

[abyssion1337]

you're a whistle blower

[acutekat]

you use fallout 3 refference very few people get and even fewer people would get confused with

[nipple]

you think Black Isle developed fal3

[acutekat]

you think a led zepplin is impossible

[abyssion1337]

you thought that last one was a fallout 3 reference

[nipple]

you don't

[abyssion1337]

you're a duck

[nipple]

http://fecdiarist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/duck.jpg

you're the duck

[NLAlchemist]

lol your funny

[abyssion1337]

you live in Megaton

[NLAlchemist]

you want to be like me

[abyssion1337]

somebody set you up the bomb

[luffyiscool]

you have a power level below 9000

[Doomimus]

Your mother is a hamster and your father... eh... ah, forget it.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

you are teh batman!!!!

[abyssion1337]

you're really Billy Mays

[Doomimus]

"You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"

Wait. Is that an accusation or an insult?

[abyssion1337]

you didn't realize this was the room for an argument

[luffyiscool]

You was phone

[abyssion1337]

you're proteus

[acutekat]

you explode at the most inconvient times

[abyssion1337]

you shop at Ikea

[luffyiscool]

you stole the cookies from the cookie jar

[Doomimus]

you shop at Ikea

Ooooo! Ouch, man.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You can't follow an assebly instruction

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You are black-brown color blind!

[Doomimus]

This check-out lane is for 10 items or less. You've got two too many!

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You work at Gamestop!

[abyssion1337]

you'd dare be so bold as to accuse someone of working at an evil place like gamestop

[daikaisho vanguard]

You spend your spare time there

[luffyiscool]

you have antlers

[abyssion1337]

you have nails in your eyes

[PaperFreak]

You broke my copy of Shaq Fu!

[abyssion1337]

you need to upgrade

[nipple]

you abandoned your screenshot

[abyssion1337]

I did no such thing: LIAR!!

[Filleraol]

you came up with the idea of a dragonball live action movie

[nipple]

you don't know where Holland is

[abyssion1337]

I pirate you were meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

[Divine Dragoon]

you paint your finger nails pink

[Filleraol]

you inject superglue in your veins to get high

[abyssion1337]

you like pie

[Filleraol]

you hate pie

[Tazuto]

You like hot dogs

[abyssion1337]

you hate hot dogs

[nipple]

you hate loldogz

[abyssion1337]

you took the hobbits to Isengard

[Filleraol]

you stole Gandalfs hat

[Doomimus]

Listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail.

[abyssion1337]

you want to eat cake

[nipple]

you made the cake a lie

[luffyiscool]

you must construct additional pylons, but you have failed to do so.

[Luppi-tan]

It didn't put the lotion on its skin

[abyssion1337]

you put the lotion on its skin

[Luppi-tan]

The lambs haven't stopped screaming yet... and it's your fault.

[abyssion1337]

you got the hose again

[nipple]

you got the horse again

[luffyiscool]

you're the straw that broke the horses back

[abyssion1337]

you had sex with a horse

[luffyiscool]

as long as it's that way around... i don't wanna die yet >.>

however, you were on the receiving end of this horse and miraculously survived:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/88/Anime****ingsucks.jpg

[Tazuto]

you WERE the horse

[Charon]

You was house

[luffyiscool]

you caused my image to malfunction (which i have now fixed)

[Tazuto]

your face has malfunctioned

[abyssion1337]

you didn't transform and roll out

[Tazuto]

you didnt reform after the accident

[nipple]

you fell asleep after the accident

[abyssion1337]

you didn't have anything to do with the accident, yet you died from it anyway

[luffyiscool]

you caused the accident

[Filleraol]

you're Usama, aren't you?
I just know it

[nipple]

You're Osama

[Filleraol]

(damn the swedish wikipedia)

you put steroids in your grandmothers food

[nipple]

you put rat poison in your grandmothers food

[abyssion1337]

you like the taste of rat poison

[nipple]

you like the taste of coke

[luffyiscool]

you like frosted butts

[daikaisho vanguard]

You prefer frost only.

[acutekat]

you never expected the spanish inquisition

[luffyiscool]

you're a member of the spanish inquisition

[acutekat]

you won the twit olympics

[luffyiscool]

you hosted the twit olympics because you were once the winner of the most gold medals for 3 consecutive said olympics

[acutekat]

you speak lies

[Doomimus]

You're the reason the Spanish Inquisition can't decide what its chief weapon is.

[abyssion1337]

that engineer's a spy

[Doomimus]

You mentioned zeh var.

[abyssion1337]

you can't with without power overwhelming

[acutekat]

you speak in ways too vague

[abyssion1337]

you haven't played awesome games from the 90's

[acutekat]

no my fatal flaw


you have exposed it

[abyssion1337]

it's what I do

[acutekat]

you ate all the donuts

[abyssion1337]

you didn't start the fire

[luffyiscool]

you did though

[abyssion1337]

you smoke

[Filleraol]

you have a blog, and twitter

[luffyiscool]

you recorded yourself linking your myspace & blog to your facebook and boasting about it on twitter, and then you uploaded the video to youtube.

you then made a version with commentary and posted it on every video site you could think of, but it got blammed from newgrounds for not being awesome enough.

you eventually got over 9000 subscribers and felt the need to announce this to every aforementioned website, in typical internet fad fashion.

this ruined your popularity and your accounts everywhere were bombarded with hate comments, driving you to hide on the lesser of the social sites, 'bebo'.

in your temporary depression you discovered the wonders of amvhell, loved it, found the website and jumped into the forums, and slowly gained back your confidence.



....it's also your fault that my post is so long t(>.<t)

[acutekat]

you



fail



hard

[abyssion1337]

you just made a huge understatement

[acutekat]

yes i did i will do better in the future

you had an owl for a grilfriend for 5 years and didn't even know it

[abyssion1337]

well being a lunar and all I don't care

[acutekat]

you have an owl fetish

[abyssion1337]

now that's just not true

[acutekat]

he's in denial

[abyssion1337]

you're an idiot

[acutekat]

hey you've used that one before

[abyssion1337]

sorry, would you be happier if I said 'colossal moron'?

[acutekat]

much happier

moving on


you're a dirty commi

[Doomimus]

Even worse, a communazi.

[abyssion1337]

I subscribe more to socialism, you don't know the difference

[acutekat]

oh i do


dirty socio

but socialism is much closer to communism than free market

[abyssion1337]

I know that full well; I don't care about the free market, it needs to be regulated

[acutekat]

and here we go again

the free market should be as deregulated as is allowable in civilized society

the government sucks at regulation so let it do as little as possible

[abyssion1337]

some governments suck at regulation, but lack of regulation has caused the current recession

[acutekat]

ill dissagree with that but it would have happened eventually government or no government
lack of regulation is what will cause the next economic boom (not a recovery but a full fledged skyrocking of wealth)

[abyssion1337]

to be fair we were thrown into this and that was a pretty immediate cause as we used up all that surplus from the Clinton administration in months

[acutekat]

dug this up thought it was interesting

I am also farily communist although i have been criticized for too socialist on some issues.

anywho moving on

who do you think wrote the budget during the clinton administration ?

[nipple]

who do you think wrote the budget during the clinton administration ?

you

___
we have "the politics" thread btw

[acutekat]

you'd think that but no

it was written by republicans

[abyssion1337]

ah you meant the republicans taking credit for things they didn't do, it happens all the time it's one of the reason Fox news sucks, they don't question and in fact just perpetuate right wing propaganda

[acutekat]

hey man what got us that surplus was the fact both sides had to compromise and decide what was more important for each individual person

thusly democracy availed

plus where do you get the idea that the budget wasn't written by the republicans in congress in power from 94 onward?

doesnt matter im gonna play zelda then go to bed

[abyssion1337]

this is my favorite things that republicans and uninformed people do we're not a democracy we're a republic

and no that's not how it happened, if you really want to thank someone it's bill gates, besides the democrats are too right for me

[luffyiscool]

you



fail



hard


at proper spacing? because you do too :P


you all work at 4kids

[abyssion1337]

you created 4kids

[luffyiscool]

and you bought me out so you could own it yourself, and ruin several animes :O

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You created the english dub of Revolutionary Girl Utena!
Which is just about as bad BTW.

[luffyiscool]

you gave it a 5 star review

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You didn't see the original version and have developed a polluted taste in anime.

[luffyiscool]

my taste is clearer than crystal when compared to your radioactively polluted tastes that killed the rest of your neighborhood :P

[abyssion1337]

you crave brains

[luffyiscool]

you crave the smell of gasoline

[abyssion1337]

you're Dr. Roxo the Rock n' roll clown and you do cocaine

[luffyiscool]

you drive the fake "free candy" van for ****bear

[abyssion1337]

you tried to get candy from it

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You got candy from him!

[abyssion1337]

you had a horse that died

[acutekat]

you ate that horse post mortem

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[acutekat]

you missed the deputy

[abyssion1337]

you were supposed to kill both

[acutekat]

last time i hire you as an extra gunman

[abyssion1337]

you could've given me something better than a hand crossbow

[acutekat]

you held it wrong

[abyssion1337]

I told you that I can use a normal sized crossbow

[acutekat]

you obviously couldn't handle the one i gave you so why should i trust the one i gave you especially since you got billy in the eye

[abyssion1337]

well we were planning on killing billy anyway

[acutekat]

but i already paid him you could of done it sooner or before he banked it

unless you took his money

[Filleraol]

he didn't
you did

[abyssion1337]

Billy's cut was in all monopoly money

[acutekat]

no that was his tip that you gave him

[abyssion1337]

hey you're the one that suggested we pay him in candy; he's diabetic

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You know where Covenant is in my AP US History book!

[abyssion1337]

you killed a rat

[Filleraol]

you put salt in my cake
!

[abyssion1337]

actually all I did was switch the labels

[nipple]

you bought a salty cake for that

[luffyiscool]

you like to eat salt directly from the shaker

[abyssion1337]

you succeeded in eating salt directly from the shaker

[luffyiscool]

you didn't have the intelligence to open the shaker

[abyssion1337]

you have 1 hp

[nipple]

your killer had 1 hp, you had 100

[abyssion1337]

you got knifed by a tonberry

[nipple]

a catoblepas eats you

[abyssion1337]

I summon Bahamut

[nipple]

I summon Odin

*edit*
(no, wait, it's not an accusation)


I summon Odin... you don't!

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You summoned and mimiced Knights of the Round on a Adaman-Goblin!

[abyssion1337]

you don't realize that "I summon Odin" actually is an accusation

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Because you didn't!

[abyssion1337]

you've no hats

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You still have a leather cap in summer!
This is getting fun...

[abyssion1337]

you're an actor

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You're a racist!

[abyssion1337]

you're a nazi

[Hekk414]

your dad burned the toast for fun

[acutekat]

you imitate clark gable