[Zarxrax]

For a while now, people have been complaining that there is not enough administrative oversight here at amvhell.com. And it's true, I am not as active at this site as I should be. But I am listening carefully to your concerns, and for this reason I have appointed a new administrator to help run the amvhell.com website. I'd like to congratulate Guthix for taking on this huge responsibility. I'm sure many of you are quite familiar with Guthix, due to his close involvement with the site recently after being appointed moderator. Due to his hard work as a moderator and his careful and fair judgement of many situations, I couldn't think of a better person to take on this position.
Here's to many more years of a healthy amvhell community!

hehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehe ^^ today was one of my greatest masterpieces yet!
and thus i end with a present for me haters.
I am resigning from my power
and i mean all of it

[1-13R3T1K]

WOO!

[thedarkmessenger]

It's official: Zarx doesn't give a damn anymore.

[Haar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI2rRPSL3R0

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/162/3/8/first_I_lol__d_but_then_by_Draghonia.jpg

If this is an April Fools joke, it's like making a Concentration Camp gag in front of a bunch of Jews. If it isn't a joke...

[HellsDeathAngel]

HAHA April Fools, worst joke ever. Just hope everyone sees the humor in this joke. Zarx you troll us once again. Still not sure if I should laugh or really wonder how stupid you are for making this a joke of Guthix being the Admin. Being how well liked he is I'm sure this will cause more damage to the site which it doesn't need already.

[Haar]

OK, now we need some of those huge ovens, a few giant chemical showers, some SS officers, and the Fourth Reich will go off without a hitch.

Yep, this calls for me making a Downfall video, probably.

[Evileel]

No worries. Even if its a 1st of April's joke, Guthix will become an admin eventually.
This place deserves this class of admin.
http://i.imgur.com/u2gs2.gif

[NodMan]

http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/6/6f/Kill_it_with_Scorpio.gif

On a serious note, April Fools much?

[Haar]

If you can't see the subtitles, press CC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GJXOrPJ2M

Also,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI2rRPSL3R0

fix'd version


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CfxkHqruw&feature=youtu.be

Then again, considering I seriously screwed up the aspect ratio, it's not really "fix'd". I'll work on improving that later.

[SentiNel]

Why hire a guy who only sleeps on the ceiling anyway? ;D

Also, HaarTheDragonlord, use the sound from Doctor Who's Voyage of the Damned (and the horn might make an excellent addition to add to the serious nature of the vid ;D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu8nAsBWvhI <- the scene in question.

[Distict5-9]

If you can't see the subtitles, press CC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GJXOrPJ2M

XD
So, in German, MADEVIL is pronounced as "Stalin"?

[bloodlover1987]

sounds legit

[Backmask]

Adult Swim's April Fools was better...

[bloodlover1987]

i know right...****ing Toonami hell yeah

[Backmask]

I want a pair of your black stripped panties!!!!!

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

[Evileel]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Best love confession ever http://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gif

[Backmask]

Not a very direct reply, So is that a yes or no or sure?

mother ****er you dont know who the **** i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your ****in rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your ****ing guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your ****ing pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die mother****er? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the **** up, or do you want to hear more about how ****in gay and lame you are? you ****sucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of ****, your useless and lame as ****, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk **** even if you ate ****, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

[Gleeman]

Yay?

[Evileel]

mother ****er you dont know who the **** i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your ****in rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your ****ing guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your ****ing pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die mother****er? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the **** up, or do you want to hear more about how ****in gay and lame you are? you ****sucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of ****, your useless and lame as ****, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk **** even if you ate ****, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

Its getting so hot in this thread.
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/540ec83b353e6b22c543c286134e5fed/70206%20-%20animated%20APPLE.MOV%20gif%20twilight_sparkle.g if

[Evileel]

Im not getting anywhere with this...
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/059/1/4/panties_and_stockings_for_pinkie_pie_by_jungleanim al-d4r9aj2.png

Was trying to find loli nuns for backmask but for some reason I kept getting crooked dicks in the results...

O-mi-gawd! I bet you with backmask will have a really hot night.
http://i52.tinypic.com/286z6n4.jpg

[Haar]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.


https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachments/botanicals/211153d1297859979-morphine-extraction-poppy-pods-copypasta.jpg

[Lionforce1337]

This is the most amusing thread I've ever seen on this site. 0___0

[LawRayLiet]

If you can't see the subtitles, press CC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GJXOrPJ2M

^ This is hilarious.

[jinzo64]

i just wanted to get back on topic and say congrats
guts i'm sure you'll be a good a mod.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

ALL HAIL FUHRER GUTHIX, EX TROLLMOD AND NOW TROLLADMIN

SIEG HEIL lulz

heheheh :P

[jinzo64]

he will need an assistant
how about fuhrer king bradley?

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

I don't know why, but, i could picture Lurker being his assistant in evil. LOL

[jinzo64]

i didn't realise guts was or is evil.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

I think, if he wanted to, he could..<_< lol :P

[Sir Fluffykins]

Seig Heil!

Heil Guthix!

[Haar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2I7rlmefA8

[jinzo64]

thats true shed but theres probably a little evil in everyone

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

That's a very true statement Jinzo, so, so very true.

[jinzo64]

but then again i don't think theres any evil in you shed.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Oh, I've had my couple moments of complete insane rage. Once tried to kill my brother and stab him to death with a kitchen knife. Don't remember why. But, i'm forgiven now. lulz

Apparently, i am "unstable" and "crazy", or so says most people who know me. lol

[jinzo64]

people say i'm abit unhinge and a bit weird i don't know why though.

i'm glad your brother could forgive for trying to kill him with a kitchen knife.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

I guess we all have ''something'' about us, like, quirks and all that.

And lol He knows i was mentally unstable at the time. Heard voices in my head, always felt peoples glares and whispers, i knew what they were thinking...But I've been told it's all in my head. lol Guthix thinks i am "emo" lulz

But yeah, what do they mean by "unhinged" and "weird"??? o:

[jinzo64]

i tend to talk to myself out loud.
have eractic mood changes.
my over excitment at my soifon cosplay.
my OCD's towards games and dvds.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Erratic mood changes? You mean like, one minuet your feeling happy and another sad and then one minuet you feel neutral? If so, i'd suggest going to see a psychological professional D8 Sounds like Bipolar disorder.

[jinzo64]

somthing like that.
maybe i'm reading my own emotions wrong which would be weird.
people tend annoy me and that will change my mood but i think that type of thing is normal.
i'm happy now i'm realy pissed with you, now i'm calming down undecided emotion.

[Kaiju]

dA's april fools was better: http://ayame-kenoshi.deviantart.com/journal/A-Message-From-Your-Feline-Overlords-293163230
And that's saying something, also HEIL WHISKERS!

[jinzo64]

why would we heil cat food?

[Guthix]

hehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehe ^^ today was one of my greatest masterpieces yet!
and thus i end with a present for me haters.
I am resigning from my power
and i mean all of it

[Evileel]

1st of April have ended in my time zone too. 364 days left till the next one.
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/052/0/6/Tsukasa__s_hill_by_pikaOtaku.jpg

[glory of llama]

ROFL omg Butler reacts to guthix admin is priceless...

I found this entire situation amusing.

[Haar]

ROFL omg Butler reacts to guthix admin is priceless...

I found this entire situation amusing.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/31/129067924806000261.jpg

[glory of llama]

Haha I love autocorrect

[Haar]

That's crazy. I imagine autocorrect leads to some interesting conversations from time to time.

[simpleton216]

All hail overlord Guthix.

[Antonio Black]

Oh no, not jokes!
Baman's boss hates jokes!

[Backmask]

Oh no, not jokes!
Baman's boss hates jokes!

What do you get when you eat all of the potatoes?

[jinzo64]

fat?

[Haar]

fat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI

[JinVicious]

This had best be an April Fool's joke >_>

[LawRayLiet]

Highlights of this April Fools Day:

1. Those who actually believed Zarx's announcement.

2. This video:

If you can't see the subtitles, press CC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GJXOrPJ2M

3. Guthix resignation to follow the release of GuthixIsCancer's identity:

hehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehe ^^ today was one of my greatest masterpieces yet!
and thus i end with a present for me haters.
I am resigning from my power
and i mean all of it

Well, it looks like Guthix has officially resigned as moderator.

I'm glad he recognized that people didn't like his position and conceded. I appreciate that a lot.

As such I'm not going to use this account anymore. The password is public so it may be used again, but I assure you it's not me.

But who is "me?" I know a lot of people were guessing and someone even pm'd me asking who I was.

Well...

...yeah, it was Xela the whole time. :D

I sincerely apologize to Arock and MAD, for reporting the former and lying to the latter. I also thank Guthix for doing the right thing.



4. This post:


...yeah, it was Xela the whole time. :D

I sincerely apologize to Arock and MAD, for reporting the former and lying to the latter. I also thank Guthix for doing the right thing.

That's a filthy lie.
Everybody, I'm really Guthix from the future. If I were to let my past-self continue as a moderator, SERN would have discovered the secrets of time travel and would have completely ruled the world. This bleak future was prevented, though. I would truly like to thank my past-self for maturing. I've lost countless allies during this mission; however, I can rest easy knowing that they did not die in vein. It would be blissful if I could stay and chat with you all; however, now that the future has been severely altered, I'm afraid that my existence has to come to an end. Guthix, Arock, Backmask, and everybody else in this thread... El Psy Congroo.

5. Everyone all around the site, nominates themselves to be a new moderator. XD

[Haar]

XD
So, in German, MADEVIL is pronounced as "Stalin"?

Yes, and I've proven it mathematically:
http://i44.tinypic.com/35hloa1.png




Also, HaarTheDragonlord, use the sound from Doctor Who's Voyage of the Damned (and the horn might make an excellent addition to add to the serious nature of the vid ;D)

I'm a few hours late, but
http://i40.tinypic.com/nefcyv.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHgIoUq7FFg&feature=youtu.be

[thedarkmessenger]

5. Everyone all around the site, nominates themselves to be a new moderator. XD
I'd nominate myself, but I fully intend on leaving for good, so I wouldn't be around to moderate anything.

Also, I'll believe the "Guthix resignation" thing when I see it.

[Arock]

just go find one of his posts, shows he is a senior member

[thedarkmessenger]

just go find one of his posts, shows he is a senior member

yeah, but can't the mods change their titles? Sorry, but I'm not that easy to fool.

[Arock]

ok you can even ask law, earlier in hentechime he said it was offical

[thedarkmessenger]

I don't care what he said, I still don't believe it. And frankly, it doesn't matter to me either way. I'm leaving the forums.

[Arock]

if you ask, mad or law can give you a screen cap, why are you leaving?

[thedarkmessenger]

I've actually been planning on it for awhile now. Now just seems like a good time to finally do it.

[MADEVIL]

And how long is everyone going to argue about this. Zarx was on early and it is offical that Guthix has been changed back to a standard member, he will no longer be serving the site as moderator. Next time Guthix is on he will be an average user like all other members so there is no need to fear Guthix using his powers as a moderator against you. Even thought he's a standard member please evenyone please do your best to behave. I wouldn't think it wouldsafe be to screen cap that page being it has site and person info on it.

[thedarkmessenger]

My question: Why is everyone so upset that I'm leaving? Am I really that special to you guys?

[MADEVIL]

maybe your so cuddley and loveable that you'll be missed

[Haar]

I've actually been planning on it for awhile now. Now just seems like a good time to finally do it.

Nice knowing you. Wish I could've submitted some stuff for AMV Smackdown, though.


My question: Why is everyone so upset that I'm leaving? Am I really that special to you guys?

You weren't a dick, so yes, you are special.

[thedarkmessenger]

Nice knowing you. Wish I could've submitted some stuff for AMV Smackdown, though.
That's another thing, I'm canceling AMV Smackdown!. You and Jinzo seem to be the only people actually interested in it :|.

[Haar]

That's another thing, I'm canceling AMV Smackdown!. You and Jinzo seem to be the only people actually interested in it :|.

http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gucci-mane-arrested-again-500-300x337.jpg

Anyway, any member leaving is sad in one way or another. I'd go as far to say that I'd miss the departure of essentially everyone on this site.

[XelaisPWN]

Highlights of this April Fools Day:

1. Those who actually believed Zarx's announcement.

2. This video:


3. Guthix resignation to follow the release of GuthixIsCancer's identity:






4. This post:


5. Everyone all around the site, nominates themselves to be a new moderator. XD

Agreed.

What a fun day.

[hosokawa37]

i had a feeling this wasn't real. im in more dis-belief about guts stepping down personally lol.

and holy crap. xelias is back on here? o_O

[jinzo64]

i think it would be nice to have another mod to keep the numbers up.

[XelaisPWN]

I think we're just fine the way we are :P

[jinzo64]

i personaly don't think we are.
at this moment as far as i can tell there are no admin or mods online.
so i think it would be a good idea to increase the numbers just incase.

[Sir Fluffykins]

So? We had fun :P

[MADEVIL]

No mods online???? REALLY JINZO!!!!!

[jinzo64]

oh come on mad you know i don't play in the chat box all that much.
so if your not posting in the forums i tend not to notice whos on line.
sorry about that.

any i got work so bye

[LawRayLiet]

No Mods huh...

[MADEVIL]

Its not a matter of looking at the chats, we do have a box that shows whos online.

[SplitReality]

Everyone knows you two aren't mods.

[Arock]

mad and law mods? pff yeah right

[SplitReality]

No one would ever elect them.

[XelaisPWN]

I didn't vote for them

[jinzo64]

i remember i voted for blood why isn't he a mod?
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[mattroks101]

I love April fools. This one was funny but last years one was just plain mean >_>

[adracamas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWDozBLKdJ4

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

[jinzo64]

this thread is still going thats amazing.

what would have been more amazing would have been the title of this thread being true