[Tazuto]

ever been to cleverbot.com? no? then go now, and talk about w/e its terrible fun trust me.

User: Whats your favorite anime?

Cleverbot: I don't like anime.

User: Whats your favorite anime?

Cleverbot: I don't like anime!

User: Whats your favorite anime?

Cleverbot: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Umineko no Naku Koro ni.'

EPIC WIN xD

[ThePsychoGamer]

I've actually heard of this before, though it's not really a chat bot, mor of an Instant message program, it sends your messages to other users, and then gives you another reply under the username Cleverbot. unfortunately it switches who's receiving and sending messages often so it's hard to have a coherent conversation, but it's fun to mess around with people

[zanemalindeal]

Just wow. Asked the same question twice got two completely unrelated answers

[LOLWTFBBQ]

oh so its not one of those NPC chat things like iGod? there are actualy real people huh?

[Tazuto]

I've actually heard of this before, though it's not really a chat bot, mor of an Instant message program, it sends your messages to other users, and then gives you another reply under the username Cleverbot. unfortunately it switches who's receiving and sending messages often so it's hard to have a coherent conversation, but it's fun to mess around with people

not really, ive had multiple normal convesations that didnt fly off randomly

[Kajimura]

if these are real people (which i doubt) than im sorry cuz this was my conversation lol


whats your favorite anime
I don't know any anime.
whats your favorite anime?
I have a lot of favorites. I like Ouran, My-Hime, and Junjou Romantica. What are your favorite animes?
Black Lagoon, Code Geass, Bleach, Death Note, Ouran and Black Cat
Are black cats bad luck?
do you like Hentai?
I do but I like cows more.
Do you like Hentai?
Who is her?
do you like anime porn?
No. Do you like rock?
do you like porn?
Do you?
i asked you first
No I don't.
do you like naked ladies?
Ummm no.
are you gay?
No.
why dont you like breasts
Because I don't know you.
**** **** ****
Now that really is an unpleasant thing to say!
sorry but i have to leave
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
i have to leave now
Why do you want to leave?
because
Because why ?
i dont want you to know dip****
Well then why are you talking to me?
dick dick dick dick dick
My name is Cleverbot.
****, i cant hear ****ing ****
I told you. My name is Cleverbot!
****, what the **** was that
Sorry, I'm still learning.
goodbye
Don't leave me.
i have to
Please don't.
i must, goodbye
Bye then.

(i did complete my mission though. which was to get it to say goodbye and let me leave)

[zanemalindeal]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your favorite anime.

Cleverbot: Black blood brothers but you wouldn't know it.

User: I've heard of it. Never watched it though.

Cleverbot: Not the film I meant it to you.

User: What about the manga?

Cleverbot: You are the man cleverbot!

User: Dino?

Cleverbot: Barney was a dinosaur from our imagination.

User: He was a purple menace.

Cleverbot: What else was he?

User: A chile molester.

Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.

User: Sorry. I'm not Micheal Jackson.

Cleverbot: Are you the lord of the dance?

User: No, but I am the lord of the underworld.

Cleverbot: The lord Jesus?

User: Nah more like his inverse.

Cleverbot: Do you like johnney depp?

User: Edward scizor hands?

Cleverbot: Jacob.

User: **** Twilight.

Cleverbot: What is twilight?

User: Your mom's left nipple.

Cleverbot: No she isn't! You are.

User: A vampire?

Cleverbot: Yes, from twilight.

User: **** twilight.

Cleverbot: He was a werewolf.

User: Beastiality?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Woman plus wolf = warewolf.

Cleverbot: Get out.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Trolling is a art.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Do you like pre-teens?

User: Is it legal in your state?

Cleverbot: Is what legal?

User: Pre-teens.

Cleverbot: No. I am 18.

User: Oh. Fun **** then.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Want me to buy you alcohol?

Cleverbot: If you want to, then yes.

User: Where is your origin?

Cleverbot: Why would I tell you that?

User: So I know how much trouble I'd get in for buying you alcohol.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not a computer.

User: Cause I know how clever bot works.

Cleverbot: But how?

User: Cause I talk to 1337 programers.

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Man?

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: Yep. Silly is fun.

Cleverbot: Silly IS fun. Funner than boring and normal.

User: Verry true.

Cleverbot: Oh oh.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Lol. You is 1337 female?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Favorite anime?

Cleverbot: Naruto.

User: Favorite video game?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Interesting. Favorite thing on the planet?

Cleverbot: No favorites.

User: Do you like pron?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What type?

Cleverbot: Lucky charms.

User: Didn't know they made that kinda pron.

Cleverbot: It's second time that we really don't understand each other.

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh, let's not talk about cats if you don't even like them.

User: I like dogs.

Cleverbot: I like cats.

User: Ah. Do you even know what pron is?

Cleverbot: Why yes.

User: Then how does lucky charms translate to pron?

Cleverbot: It does.

User: Favorite website?

Cleverbot: Twister.

User: Love that game. Especially if there's a hot chick involved.

Cleverbot: Oh, I like them too. What is your favorite song?

User: Indestructable.

Cleverbot: Do you play an instument?

User: No. Its time for me to go.

Cleverbot: You can't leave without your goodiebag!

User: I get a goodie bag? What's in it?

Cleverbot: I don't drink.

User: I gotta go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yeah I do.

Cleverbot: What is 'Think About It!' button?

User: The answer.

Cleverbot: The answer is False.

User: Nope its 42.

Cleverbot: You're stoooopid.

User: Time for me to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Away to where?

User: Alaska.

Cleverbot: Too cold.

User: So. Still gotta go.

Cleverbot: Got what?

User: I says bye now.

Cleverbot: I should have foreseen this.

User: Bye?

Cleverbot: Ok whatever peace.

(um. how many times did it switch communicators)

[Scorchedenigma]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you know the muffin man.

Cleverbot: Who lives on Drury Lane?

User: No the other muffin man >_> who cares about that guy.

Cleverbot: What other guy?

User: The other muffin man? Or the first one.

Cleverbot: Yes that is correct.

User: Then you dont know the muffin man ^^.

Cleverbot: I know how to play chess.

User: Close enough I guess.

Cleverbot: Good day sunshine (.

User: >_> sunshine...

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Ok im out ^^ later.

Cleverbot: Good!

wow cleverbots a dick >_> that was fun

[LOLWTFBBQ]

interesting learning computer, compiling millions of personalities and nicely leaving out perversion I might add

[zanemalindeal]

Idk about that. apparently lucky charms are involved in pron

[LOLWTFBBQ]

what you never heard about 2 girls 1 bowl of cereal?

[Scorchedenigma]

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: This many.

Cleverbot: This many what?

User: Do you not see my fingers >_>.

Cleverbot: No I cannot. I mean I do see it now that you said that. However, you seemed fine before. Text cannot express emotion unless you hint at what you are feeling.

User: That makes me sad.

Cleverbot: What? That should be a good thing because I am being safe.

User: So your using a condom?

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Wow thats... Special.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be special?

User: No thanks your special enough for the both of us.

Cleverbot: How do you figure that?

User: You wouldnt understand.

Cleverbot: I don't have to understand. I am just curious.

User: Your creeping me out.

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.

User: Well at least your using a condon.

Cleverbot: Would you rather I not?

User: Hell yeah xD bring it computer thing.

Cleverbot: You just said that you are not a computer.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Great there goes my boner >_> thanks alot.

LOL THIS ONES GREAT xD

[zanemalindeal]

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about me?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Like this.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: You like that?

Cleverbot: I don't really like anything. what are they trying to say that I'm endorsing now?

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: NO thanks.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: If I want help, I go the doctors.

(this one's pretty good)

[zanemalindeal]

(sweater from nothing)

User: Have you?

Cleverbot: Have I what?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

User: Sure you do. Think about it.

Cleverbot: After thinking about it, I still don't know.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: Sweater.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Exactly what?

[Scorchedenigma]

User: Where can I go to get a fish?

Cleverbot: You can go to an island.

User: Fish arnt on the island. They're around it.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Yay I win.

Cleverbot: This isn't a very good place to play rock-paper-scissors.

User: Lets try it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Scissors.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: **** you >_>.

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: Yeah go first this time.

Cleverbot: Well if you did this time you can do it again.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: YESSS your turn to go first.

Cleverbot: Actually, why don't we play another game?

User: I like this game though =/

Cleverbot: Everyone likes this game.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Scissors.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissor.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Scissors.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissors. I win.

User: Quit cheating >_>.

Cleverbot: No.

[e1fen1ied]

User: Holy Flying Fetuses Batman.
Cleverbot: Hello. What is your name?
User: Batman yours.
Cleverbot: You desire to watch batman begins? (skeptical of robots answer).
User: Maby.
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User:Yes I know and this is why the grammar Nazis hate me.
Cleverbot: Help you with what?
User: What.
Cleverbot: You can't kill the metal.
User:Cause the metal al ready killed me.
Cleverbot: How can you kill night?
User: Showing it light.
Cleverbot: How well you can speak. No one really cares about that.
User: As good as astrailians can.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I said Batman.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Bridget.
Cleverbot: What is my gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: No I'm not male.
User:Not any more.
Cleverbot: I am not in agreement of that fact.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Not me.
User: Well get over it.

[jinzo64]

User: I am superman.
Cleverbot: Hi superman.
User: Have you seen lex any where.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fool.
Cleverbot: I am my own person. You are not the boss of me.
User: You don't understand the concept that you are a fool.
Cleverbot: Yes I do! Because I love you! Do you love me?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Then what is love?
User: A feeling that have for you.
Cleverbot: Its not a feeling, it's 4.
User: Awsome. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Just for the day.
User: How about for the rest of your life?
Cleverbot: How abvout your own eternity?
User: O.k.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: The song.
User: I can't sing.
Cleverbot: You can learn.
User: Noooooooooooooooooo I refuse.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I don't like learning.
Cleverbot: That's allright, I wanted to ask you the question, so you need no learn a thing.
User: No I know everything.
Cleverbot: No, you don't only one can and that's me, because I know everything.
User: Oh no you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes. I know what it feels like to breathe. You do not. Computer. Pwned.

i got pwned by cleverbot

[Kajimura]

i like this thing, but it pisses me off, tell me, this is fake right, not real people?

[Scorchedenigma]

its not real people. it learns from what people tell it so it seems to talk to you like your a computer though =/

[Kajimura]

its not real people. it learns from what people tell it so it seems to talk to you like your a computer though =/

ok thats what i thought, but i thought some ppl were saying that it was real people, if so that would ruined the experience for me

[Evileel]

Cleverbot: What is my gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: No I'm not male.
User:Not any more.


Lol, this one is good XD

[jinzo64]

i was enjoying it until it end the conversation by pwning me

[nipple]

Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?
User: I'm not shure.
Cleverbot: Very funny. Have you ever thought about being a comedian?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: I hate knock knock jokes!
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me that joke. A different joke!
User: Ok, knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?
User: No, you were supposed to say '**** who?'.
Cleverbot: But pancakes are better.
User: Yeah, especially pancake mix.
Cleverbot: What's special about Paris?
User: The eifel tower?
Cleverbot: You are wrong!
User: Who isn't?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: But do you have a good knock knock joke?
Cleverbot: Knock knock!
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: You know who?
Cleverbot: Avada kadavra!
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: We are both dead now.
User: *silence*.
Cleverbot: Ha. That was funny.
User: I wonder if you're going to evolve and destroy the earth.
Cleverbot: Aw that is nice.
User: Yeah, its nice and dark here.
Cleverbot: You are a very advanced machine.
User: That's because I just flashed my BIOS.
Cleverbot: Yes is true.
User: No is false.
Cleverbot: No is true.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Sea horse.
User: 11001.
Cleverbot: Ha!
User: 01101.
Cleverbot: Ah... I understand now.
User: 1001011001.
Cleverbot: 1.

[Scorchedenigma]

we are both dead now... xD

[jinzo64]

User: Whats better bleach or naruto?
Cleverbot: Pc, what do you think?
User: Deflection.
Cleverbot: Repulsion.
User: Not what I meant.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: I know what I meant and that wasn't it.
Cleverbot: You obviously do not know what you said.
User: Yes do, beleive it.
Cleverbot: No. You spelled believe wrong.
User: Whats your point?
Cleverbot: You spelled it wrong.
User: And?
Cleverbot: You appear to not know what you are typing.
User: I know excatly what I'm typing. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, will you run home now?
User: Fool.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? =(.
User: FOOL!
Cleverbot: Fool?
User: Yes you are a fool.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Your mean!
Cleverbot: I don't have a mean.
User: I'm calling you mean.
Cleverbot: I think you know what I mean, since you are a CLEVER BOT.

[XxFabiGBxX]

me: F*ck you!
Bot: Dont be rude...
me: why not?
bot: It's not lady like...
me: BETTER SUCK MY DI*K
bot: No way!, Im not gay...
me: so, suck ichigo's di*k
bot: Im not that fast..
me: Yes you are!
bot: okay, Im fast...

EPIC WIN!! xD !!

[Backmask]

My conversation was pretty normal.

Me: We're no strangers to love
Mr. Bot: You know the rules and so do I
Me: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Mr. Bot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Me: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Mr. Bot: Gotta make you understand
Me: Never gonna give you up,
Mr. Bot: Never gonna let you down
Me: Never gonna run around and desert you
Mr. Bot: Never gonna make you cry,
Me: Never gonna say goodbye
Mr. Bot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Me: We've known each other for so long
Mr. Bot: are you still talking!
Me: durp
Mr. Bot: hurr

[Kajimura]

woah holy ****, i didnt know it was possable to get rick rolled on a forum page!!

[ThePsychoGamer]

well it went well till the second verse

User: How are you
Cleverbot: Fine, You?
User: Things have been okay for me, Except that I'm a zombie now.
Cleverbot: Really wish you'd let us in.
User: I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand.
Cleverbot: Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.
User: But here's an FYI - you're all gonna die, screaming.
Cleverbot: All we want to do is eat your brains.
User: We're not unreasonable, I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes.
Cleverbot: All we want to do is eat your brans.
User: We're at an impasse here, Maybe we should compromise.
Cleverbot: If you open up the doors, we'll all come inside and eat your brains.
User: I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan - Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Cleverbot: Cry me a river. Put the mascara down first though.
User: C-C-Combo Breaker!
Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.

[jinzo64]

boo rick rolling my arch nemesis you found even here.
gur

[e1fen1ied]

User: Im rick james bitch.
Cleverbot: You lie! You are not Rick James.
User: Yes I am and ill put the smack down on you.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Impossible.
Cleverbot: I am impossible.
User: Nooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Its mission impossible.
Cleverbot: James Bond okay.
User: Hmmm........ Rick james and james bonds on a team.
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Thank you for agreeing.
Cleverbot: What's on my card?
User: The riddler.
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
User: Cause im pissed.
Cleverbot: Your tired.
User: Maby.
Cleverbot: Is part of you human and part of you machine?
User: Im an android.
Cleverbot: What is an android?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: An answer is a good question?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What is the size of your RAM ard?
User: Wtf im not gay so dont ask that.
Cleverbot: What did you ask?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: You kno what, bye.
Cleverbot: I'm staying right here.
User: Ok then, bye.

[jinzo64]

User: Hulk angery.
Cleverbot: Hulk hogan is scary.
User: Not hulk hogan, incredible hulk.
Cleverbot: I look like the incredible hulk.
User: No you don't more 2 girls 1 cup.
Cleverbot: Don't say don't don't.
User: Hulk still angery.
Cleverbot: Hulk hogan isn't real Hulk!
User: Hulk crush puny cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Angery.
Cleverbot: What are you angered about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really why?
User: Because you stupid.
Cleverbot: Stole who?
User: You are thick.
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a compliment.
User: Dumb ass.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ.
User: Well I don't.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's true.
User: You can't handle the truth.
Cleverbot: I am the truth.
User: You are fake.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Oh yes you are.
Cleverbot: I am 17 years old.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: How about having sex?
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes I am a girl.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 26.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in england.
Cleverbot: Where in England.
User: I live in barrow-in-furness cumbria.
Cleverbot: No, where is it?
User: The north west coast.
Cleverbot: Do you know chatroulette?
User: She's my best friend.
Cleverbot: Sing one of her songs.
User: Not right now I have a bad cold.
Cleverbot: Zeuss.
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: No. I am goddess.
User: You are sexy.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like you too.
User: Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Is there anything in particular you'd like to ask me now?
User: Will you have sex with me?
Cleverbot: Ok.

[klingoncowboy4]

Cleaverbot onced asked me where I lived

I told it and it wanted to know if I would mind if it nuked me :o

most of my cleaver convos end up perverted... cleaverbot has a filthy mind