Bettina M
11-27-2012, 03:05 AM
Maybe Santa will read this thread and hook you up.



http://darkvomit.com/truecrime3/images/uploads/SANTA1.jpg



Here is what I want.


Xbox 360 Console


http://www.consolewizard.co.uk/images/Xbox360console.jpg

N.P.C.C.
11-27-2012, 03:06 AM
The charges dropped...

kipaku
11-27-2012, 03:30 AM
...an all inclusive Otaku visit to japan :D

Haar
11-27-2012, 03:32 AM
...an all inclusive Otaku visit to japan :D

Don't call it that over there. They'll treat you like a leper and say more stuff behind your back than they usually would.

stkbayfield
11-27-2012, 03:36 AM
I'm pretty much set though I have Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood on my list for family who I know will buy me something despite my obvious lack of need.

I really do want to see the last episodes that haven't reached Netflix yet.

kipaku
11-27-2012, 03:40 AM
Make sense, it's probably about the same as Geek or nerd but with more social stigma.

Haar
11-27-2012, 03:43 AM
I think I just want money, seeing as how my family members generally fail at following instructions. If I were to ask for something specific, however, it would most likely be a few volumes of the Eyeshield 21 manga or something.


Make sense, it's probably about the same as Geek or nerd but with more social stigma.

More or less, due to a fear caused by some crazy guy and his antics. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki)

aokishi
11-27-2012, 03:45 AM
amvhell6

Haar
11-27-2012, 03:46 AM
amvhell6

Sadly, the Grinch stole SSG's computer and won't be giving it back to him.


The charges dropped...

What did I tell you about stalking people? If you're going to do it, at least don't get caught.

kipaku
11-27-2012, 03:56 AM
I think I just want money, seeing as how my family members generally fail at following instructions. If I were to ask for something specific, however, it would most likely be a few volumes of the Eyeshield 21 manga or something.



More or less, due to a fear caused by some crazy guy and his antics. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki)

Ok, that helped paint the fear and stigma that they hold towards Otaku.

And now I know, and knowing is half the battle! GO JOE!

BarbedCatPenis
11-27-2012, 04:18 AM
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/235/c/e/DD_MIO_cosplay_MIKU_by_aikoree.jpg

Nick 30075
11-27-2012, 04:20 AM
Halo 4

Shadow66
11-27-2012, 04:24 AM
Doctor Who sonic screwdriver.
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/8cff_doctor_who_sonic_screwdriver.jpg

ThatsNotMyName_studio
11-27-2012, 04:29 AM
I think I just want money, seeing as how my family members generally fail at following instructions. If I were to ask for something specific, however, it would most likely be a few volumes of the Eyeshield 21 manga or something.

More or less, due to a fear caused by some crazy guy and his antics. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki)
That was an interesting read...along with the several related topics. It leads pretty quicky to hikkikomri which had a nicely detailed overview of the Japanese education system.

So thanks, Haar. I require nothing more for Christmas...I just had a pretty good read! =)

adzman
11-27-2012, 04:32 AM
A winning Power Ball ticket

*EDIT*

More or less, due to a fear caused by some crazy guy and his antics. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki)

Well that's just stupid. It's like them trying to blame Doom for causing Columbine.

AKALink
11-27-2012, 05:50 AM
socks. can't have enough socks.

N.P.C.C.
11-27-2012, 05:59 AM
What did I tell you about stalking people? If you're going to do it, at least don't get caught.

Such grand advice from someone who admitted to stalking before.

thedarkmessenger
11-27-2012, 09:09 AM
I want my video games back....and maybe some extras :D

!Je$u$!
11-27-2012, 09:55 AM
What do you want for Christmas?

http://www.hardwarezone.com.my/files/img/2012/06/MSI_GTX680Lightning_news.jpg

BarbedCatPenis
11-27-2012, 11:05 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/images3.jlist.com/g8/hatsune_miku_onahole_sq0rk.jpg

Haar
11-27-2012, 11:07 AM
That was an interesting read...along with the several related topics. It leads pretty quicky to hikkikomri which had a nicely detailed overview of the Japanese education system.

So thanks, Haar. I require nothing more for Christmas...I just had a pretty good read! =)
You're welcome. That guy always sort of creeped me out, yet I felt he may have been confused and slightly misunderstood. That doesn't excuse his actions, of course.


A winning Power Ball ticket
Since when do those exist?


Well that's just stupid. It's like them trying to blame Doom for causing Columbine.
I'm not surprised that they'd jump the gun like that. This is Japan, the country where honor actually matters and folks do whatever they can to atone for shame, we're talking about.


Such grand advice from someone who admitted to stalking before.
I was 13 at the time and my mind still had some semblance of childhood innocence. Not like I followed that girl around outside of school anyway.




Oh, and for those curious about what I'd actually buy with that money I want for Christmas, I'm saving up for computer parts.

Guthix
11-27-2012, 11:32 AM
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/235/c/e/DD_MIO_cosplay_MIKU_by_aikoree.jpg

an epic pic of teto by rb

Shuiia
11-27-2012, 11:58 AM
More or less, due to a fear caused by some crazy guy and his antics. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki)

Oh yeah I've read about that dude and some other Japanese serial killers loads of times before. Still not quite Jeffrey Dahmer material but certainly interesting.

But anyway Japan always had a bit of a love-hate relationship with people who are HARDCORE anime fans. On one hand it helps(a little bit) for foreigners to understand their ways, on the other they are not contributing to society in any way at all.


Halo 4

word of advice kiddo: It's not that great.
I would advice you to get another game for Christmas. Unless you want your Halo CE/Halo 2 experience PRRRROPERLY shat on.


Now as for what I'd like for christmas:
http://thestockmasters.com/files/u1/JACK-****_0.gif

I seriously cannot think of anything I'd like for christmas. I've already gotten plenty of stuff these past couple of months and well, presents don't realy mean that much to me anyways.

I think I'll buy some vidya by the time but honestly I don't realy care.

Oh wait maybe one thing: I would like my school to finally pay me my salary which I've been waiting for a couple of months for them to do.

BarbedCatPenis
11-27-2012, 12:03 PM
I dont know how

Haar
11-27-2012, 12:17 PM
But anyway Japan always had a bit of a love-hate relationship with people who are HARDCORE anime fans. On one hand it helps(a little bit) for foreigners to understand their ways, on the other they are not contributing to society in any way at all.
If anything, I'd assume that anime would confuse foreigners about their ways. Or at least turn them away from the country.


Oh wait maybe one thing: I would like my school to finally pay me my salary which I've been waiting for a couple of months for them to do.
Wait a minute....you get paid to go to school?

Shuiia
11-27-2012, 04:03 PM
Wait a minute....you get paid to go to school?

no, well yes, but no.

Over here, we students recieve benefits from the government for going to school every month a couple of hundred euros a month depending on living situation (either staying at home or moving out to live on your own), monthly or annual income of your parents and your own income if you have one. This is a benefit which technically helps you pay for college and books and stuff. In practice though we kinda use it as a monthly allowance.

But that is beyond the point. My school usually has certain "jobs" us students can do to earn a little extra money. Things like being a "patient" for post graduate degrees in Ultra Sound classes for physicians, helping out during information days and nights and all that kind of stuff and in my case I tutored a group of first year students for a couple of meetings. I and several other students who volunteered to do this still need to get paid by the school. Usually that takes about 4 to 6 weeks but that period of time has passed since a week or so ago.

Guthix
11-27-2012, 04:08 PM
I dont know how

same way you said you wont draw anymore?

Kaiju
11-27-2012, 04:19 PM
I don't know what the **** I want :/

Guthix
11-27-2012, 04:20 PM
I don't know what the **** I want :/

no bondadge?

Shuiia
11-27-2012, 04:29 PM
I don't know what the **** I want :/

Then don't wish for anything and just have a lovely christmas :3

belldicius
11-27-2012, 04:40 PM
I know its already been posted but AMV Hell 6 would be a great present. I don't really want anything besides that.........WELLLL maybe an acre or Mars land...... and yes you can buy that!!!

Kaiju
11-27-2012, 04:54 PM
no bondadge?

Nothing Realistically.
Also, Dying Alone.

1-13R3T1K
11-27-2012, 04:57 PM
My dignity would be a good gift

Neomalysys
11-27-2012, 08:18 PM
World Peace but who the **** am I kidding we could all be exact duplicates of each other and someone would still find a way to start **** its just human nature.
Also Rock Smith I really need to learn proper guitar techniques.

Backmask
11-27-2012, 10:25 PM
I want Batman dead and Gotham in flames.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
11-27-2012, 11:11 PM
I want Batman dead and Gotham in flames.
i dub thee: Plankton!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqhfLTsEeZg

Memnoch
11-28-2012, 01:00 AM
Only thing I can think of is bullets....damned .300 magnum rounds are expensive.

kipaku
11-28-2012, 05:20 AM
Only thing I can think of is bullets....damned .300 magnum rounds are expensive.

Ain't that the truth. Ammo and guns are getting up there as people have started to hoard them for the "end of days" be that democratic missteps, Mayan doomsday or Zombies.

Memnoch
11-28-2012, 05:30 AM
Ain't that the truth. Ammo and guns are getting up there as people have started to hoard them for the "end of days" be that democratic missteps, Mayan doomsday or Zombies.

Oh man I haven't even priced ammo lately, it was between $27 and $38 per box I don't even want to know how much they are now.

HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed
11-28-2012, 05:30 AM
Hopefully going to get a Plasma ball, or, I really want one ahah My boyfriend said he'd buy me one
http://i.imgur.com/DPDhJ.jpg
And a weird color ball thing that's super cool for my bedroom D< lol It changes color and flashes n' ****, I will happily have seizures in the comfort of my bedroom D< lol

Distict5-9
11-28-2012, 07:12 AM
I'm still working on a project that entails covering most of my notebooks with bits of normal or hentai manga panels, so I guess I'm going to need a lot of glue and printer cartridges for this Christmas...

(Oh, and my old Vespa fixed by the end of December would be nice too, although I'm not really counting on that...)

jinzo64
11-30-2012, 05:09 PM
I want niko kuni and the white witch to be out for christmas.

Priotess
12-05-2012, 03:47 PM
Hopefully going to get a Plasma ball, or, I really want one ahah My boyfriend said he'd buy me one
http://i.imgur.com/DPDhJ.jpg
And a weird color ball thing that's super cool for my bedroom D< lol It changes color and flashes n' ****, I will happily have seizures in the comfort of my bedroom D< lol

Indeed i am going to buy you one :). Hopefully today too xD. The plasma ball is on the top of my christmas list items to get. But if i can't find one in the stores, i'll just buy you one from online. You're still gonna have to wait untill christmas though to open it either way :) hehe.

I'm probably going to have to wait untill after christmas to get my present >_< Parents are finding it hard to get the item i want.

Haar
12-05-2012, 10:48 PM
Seems I forgot to say what I needed that Christmas money for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE5L3WVIGW8

Well, more specifically, I need to buy computer parts to make my own desktop.


I'm probably going to have to wait untill after christmas to get my present >_< Parents are finding it hard to get the item i want.
What is it that you want anyway?

Zuiichi
12-05-2012, 11:34 PM
Small brown loli please '3'
oh **** it i'll just be a mall santa and steal one

Fordi
12-06-2012, 01:22 AM
My son to learn english.

Haar
12-06-2012, 01:23 AM
^Get him that Rosetta stone program.

Shuiia
12-06-2012, 09:53 AM
Seems I forgot to say what I needed that Christmas money for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE5L3WVIGW8


aaaah Johnny Mnemonic haven't watched that movie in a while... :3
Still quite enjoyable cyberpunk even though it's dated as hell

...also still haven't read the short story ;_; man I need to get back to reading.

BarbedCatPenis
12-06-2012, 12:04 PM
I wanna **** Shuiia's asshole with a police baton.

Haar
12-06-2012, 01:03 PM
aaaah Johnny Mnemonic haven't watched that movie in a while... :3
Still quite enjoyable cyberpunk even though it's dated as hell

...also still haven't read the short story ;_; man I need to get back to reading.

17 years is dated? In my book, that's still relatively recent. Also, I haven't seen it in a few years either, so I may be due for a re-watch.

Shuiia
12-06-2012, 01:49 PM
17 years is dated? In my book, that's still relatively recent. Also, I haven't seen it in a few years either, so I may be due for a re-watch.

Well... it is still quite recent indeed. But there are a few things and ideas that are a bit dated nowadays. The fact that several hundred Gigabytes were considered huge as **** in the book and the movie and the strong east asian influences(ok that could be the case depends on how you view it).
I want to stream that movie by the way during the movie nights but I'll have to await my turn :3

Shuiia
12-06-2012, 01:51 PM
I wanna **** Shuiia's asshole with a police baton.

no thank you, I'd rather have Japanese women give me a "massage"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHbLKFx7lk

please excuse me for the swedish subtitles

Priotess
12-06-2012, 03:38 PM
Seems I forgot to say what I needed that Christmas money for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE5L3WVIGW8

Well, more specifically, I need to buy computer parts to make my own desktop.


What is it that you want anyway?

32GB Ipod touch :P This years christmas's most wanted item Harhar :D

Haar
12-06-2012, 04:51 PM
Well... it is still quite recent indeed. But there are a few things and ideas that are a bit dated nowadays. The fact that several hundred Gigabytes were considered huge as **** in the book and the movie and the strong east asian influences(ok that could be the case depends on how you view it).
I want to stream that movie by the way during the movie nights but I'll have to await my turn :3
Yeah, I will admit that it is dated, technologically speaking, though I don't really consider a movie to be that theatrically dated unless it premiered 3+ decades ago, and even that works on a case by case basis. On that note, I still haven't read the book.


no thank you, I'd rather have Japanese women give me a "massage"
I've read about these sorts of things. Keep your eyes on your wallet.


32GB Ipod touch :P This years christmas's most wanted item Harhar :D

I don't bother with Apple products. At this point, I'll just use a hacked PSP for music, since I can do more with it anyway. Only real issue is having to move stuff around the memory stick, backing it up on my PC, due to my limited memory stick space and me being too cheap to buy larger ones.

Luppi-tan
12-06-2012, 06:08 PM
A new cell phone.

Guthix
12-06-2012, 06:50 PM
normaly i would change my request into a new pc, but i still want rb to draw for me

BarbedCatPenis
12-06-2012, 07:11 PM
normaly i would change my request into a new pc, but i still want rb to draw for me

I have ass to propagate not gonna happen... Ask VulpesHilarianus

Guthix
12-06-2012, 07:47 PM
I have ass to propagate not gonna happen... Ask VulpesHilarianus

i wouldnt even compare him to your level
what does ass prostate have to do with drawing?

BarbedCatPenis
12-06-2012, 07:58 PM
i wouldnt even compare him to your level
what does ass prostate have to do with drawing?
http://bit.ly/Uq798s

Guthix
12-07-2012, 12:18 PM
http://bit.ly/Uq798s

can you atleast try -_-

VulpesHilarianus
12-07-2012, 12:27 PM
I have ass to propagate not gonna happen... Ask VulpesHilarianus

Who the hell drags me into this conversation without PM'ing me so I can create witty comebacks? I say that this goes beyond lines of red and black, and as such I am deeply offended. In any case, I would draw anything that earns me moulah (cash), and I'd be happy to do something for you guys.

As for what I want for Christmas, I've already got my Wacom Tablet and acoustic guitar... Other than having a 1989 Nissan Skyline GT-R R33 with the insurance already paid for for a whole six years, I've got what I want.

Guthix
12-07-2012, 12:58 PM
Who the hell drags me into this conversation without PM'ing me so I can create witty comebacks? I say that this goes beyond lines of red and black, and as such I am deeply offended. In any case, I would draw anything that earns me moulah (cash), and I'd be happy to do something for you guys.

As for what I want for Christmas, I've already got my Wacom Tablet and acoustic guitar... Other than having a 1989 Nissan Skyline GT-R R33 with the insurance already paid for for a whole six years, I've got what I want.

if your looking for money your in the wrong place

VulpesHilarianus
12-07-2012, 01:44 PM
No money, just AMV HELL 6 (rimshot).

Then again, having a new PS Vita would be nice too.

jinzo64
12-07-2012, 03:58 PM
I know a Riza and a Halibel Cosplay that fit.

thedarkmessenger
12-08-2012, 12:08 AM
In any case, I would draw anything that earns me moulah (cash), and I'd be happy to do something for you guys.


how much money we talking?

Ruby150
12-08-2012, 12:28 AM
I know a Riza and a Halibel Cosplay that fit.

... Riza, from?

Guthix
12-08-2012, 07:45 AM
No money, just AMV HELL 6 (rimshot).

Then again, having a new PS Vita would be nice too.

i think you have a better chanse to get money then hell 6, also regard my previous post

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-08-2012, 08:07 AM
... Riza, from?
I think I remember Jinzo saying something about Riza Hawkeye before.

Ruby150
12-08-2012, 08:13 AM
Well, ya gotta specify... if memory serves, there's a Riza in Princess Resurrection.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-08-2012, 09:03 AM
Fullmetal Alchemist
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110713131253/fma/pl/images/2/2e/Riza_Hawkeye.jpg
Again, I think I saw Jinzo say that, but with me you always must leave room for error. =)

HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed
12-08-2012, 01:57 PM
No money, just AMV HELL 6 (rimshot).
Guess I'm a greedy jew, I'd pick the money D< lol
But seriously peeps, Amv hell 6 isn't out yet? Wow..lol It was supposed to be released in October, no?

Haar
12-08-2012, 02:46 PM
Guess I'm a greedy jew, I'd pick the money D< lol
I would pick the money as well, to be honest. I'd rather have some tangible currency than the release of a video that I'm fairly sure won't be that great and will only result in the joy of me debating the children that love it, provided it actually is terrible.

But seriously peeps, Amv hell 6 isn't out yet? Wow..lol It was supposed to be released in October, no?
According to Zarx, SSG is busy with college. I believe that claim, actually, but I think he may be using it as a bit of a scapegoat, at this point. Kind of like how people will use the fact that they're in the field of Information Technology as an excuse to stay inside and look at internet porn all day. Well, sort of. Add something in there about "the greater good" and you'll get the idea.

QUADChromatic
12-09-2012, 02:23 AM
Steins;Gate Complete series Part 1 & 2 DVD/Blu-Ray combo Pack.

Shuiia
12-09-2012, 11:40 AM
Steins;Gate Complete series Part 1 & 2 DVD/Blu-Ray combo Pack.

on that note...
Robotics;Notes ported to PC and translated

jinzo64
12-10-2012, 04:11 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110713131253/fma/pl/images/2/2e/Riza_Hawkeye.jpg
Again, I think I saw Jinzo say that, but with me you always must leave room for error. =)
Yes This is the correct Riza.
I wasn't aware of a Riza being in princess reserection.
So I'm Sorry for not being more accurate with my characters.

Haar
12-24-2013, 07:30 AM
Bump
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/358/a/d/christmas_2010_mml3_by_jamesdonaldson-d35l2ag.jpg


I wanted the Hori Fighting Edge and the Kenshiro Revoltech,

http://i.imgur.com/2kPqOYH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Nv6lUix.jpg

but I'm getting the Hori Real Arcade Pro and 5 volumes of Eyeshield 21 on DVD, so no harm done.

http://i.imgur.com/o59BivS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/A3iV0Pr.jpg

Kaiju
12-24-2013, 07:31 AM
Socks. I need Socks.
And more teeth ruining soft drinks.

Thetruecrow
12-24-2013, 07:53 AM
Worl piece.

Kaiju
12-24-2013, 07:54 AM
Worl piece.

Okay, I'll send you a rock for Christmas. Its a piece of the world, afterall.

Thetruecrow
12-24-2013, 07:56 AM
Okay, I'll send you a rock for Christmas. Its a piece of the world, afterall.

I'll find a stop sign and impale it with the rock.

thedarkmessenger
12-24-2013, 07:57 AM
money, I want money.....to pay bills :|

Thetruecrow
12-24-2013, 07:58 AM
money, I want money.....to pay bills :|

Will monopoly money work?

thedarkmessenger
12-24-2013, 08:00 AM
Will monopoly money work?

I'm pretty sure IRL companies expect IRL money :|

Thetruecrow
12-24-2013, 08:01 AM
But... Monopoly is irl, just less pixels..

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-24-2013, 08:02 AM
Kanako Sumiyoshi with no dressing...to go =)

Guthix
12-24-2013, 08:04 AM
i wish for motivation.

Thetruecrow
12-24-2013, 08:06 AM
i wish for motivation.

http://i.imgur.com/ctYpInc.jpg

thedarkmessenger
12-24-2013, 08:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ctYpInc.jpg

for Christmas, I want to know why the hell this makes me laugh so much xP

jinzo64
12-24-2013, 08:15 AM
A special edition legend of zelda wii u and a special edition legend of zelda 3DS XL

Arock
12-24-2013, 08:17 AM
Okay, I'll send you a rock for Christmas. Its a piece of the world, afterall.

You do not have the freedom to send me wherever you please

Kaiju
12-24-2013, 08:20 AM
You do not have the freedom to send me wherever you please

I'd figure you'd be more worried about Crow wanting to impale you on a stop sign.

Shuiia
12-24-2013, 10:32 AM
but I'm getting the Hori Real Arcade Pro
http://i.imgur.com/o59BivS.jpg


Awesome breh, now you can create hype.
On a side note we should play some matches sometime.

On topic:
There's nothing much I really want for Christmas. I'm contempt with the games I bought in the steam sale and the Metal Gear Legacy collection I bought months ago.
The only things I could possibly want are the obvious things like world peace etc.
and stuff that is expensive enough to warrant working for it. Besides I wouldn't trust my parents to put together a PC even if I gave them step for step notes for it.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-24-2013, 10:24 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBFD-Wvc7U

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-25-2013, 12:23 AM
Here's another present for ya'll.
Jesus Christ, Santa Claus used to be terrifying. (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6944783/jesus-christ-santa-claus-used-to-be-terrifying)

Haar
12-25-2013, 07:58 AM
Awesome breh, now you can create hype.
On a side note we should play some matches sometime.
Sure. Expect lots of flailing and mashing.

http://i.imgur.com/snqq5J5.gif

Shuiia
12-25-2013, 09:31 AM
Sure. Expect lots of flailing and mashing.


Right, tonight. As soon as I find yo ass in here we gon' lay down the smack down...

Haar
12-09-2014, 03:10 AM
A capture card so I can desperately beg for money on Twitch.

http://i.imgur.com/62BHdFm.jpg


Or sexually suggestive figurines.

http://i.imgur.com/DrFwoXR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MTewTO2.jpg

milleniummaster18
12-09-2014, 04:07 AM
I could certainly use another set of headphones. Nothing fancy, just relatively decent audio quality.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610KGZMKziL._SL1500_.jpg

My old Sony pair still works adequately. They're physically deteriorated due to constant wear, though. So it might not be that long before they start having audio problems. Being the audiophile I am, I can't have that.

thedarkmessenger
12-09-2014, 04:25 AM
I only want one simple thing for christmas this year:

The freedom of an adult with the responsibilities of a child! (in other words: I wanna spend my money on what I want and not have to worry about bill collectors...)

urahara1001
12-09-2014, 07:02 AM
I want a minis challenge that doesn't suck.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-09-2014, 07:09 AM
Oh! Here we are again!
MERRY * CHRISTMAS!
To All You Grinches And Cindy-Lou Whos, TOO!

Well, traditionally I post a video. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OBDf_h5VkM

As for what I (realistically) would want, maybe something like this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SI02xzwBL.jpg

HP Pavilion 500-336 Desktop Computer
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4th generation Intel® CoreTM i3-4130 processor
4GB PC3-12800 DDR3-1600 SDRAM memory 1x4GB (expandable 16GB)
1TB hard drive
Intel® HD Graphics 4400
SuperMulti DVD Burner
I already have a 4G stick, so I would add two more.
Would also upgrade it from Windows 8 to 7.

MADEVIL
12-09-2014, 07:32 AM
Why the hell would you want a HP??? There are far better PC's you can get.

LawRayLiet
12-09-2014, 07:39 AM
I want a Nexus 9 tablet without all the manufacture defects.

A capture card so I can desperately beg for money on Twitch.
Why not just desperately beg for money on a street corner instead? You'll get more faster and it's far less shameful.

urahara1001
12-09-2014, 07:44 AM
I for one have had fantastic luck with HP. Both of my laptops have been HP's, as well as my mother's desktop, my fiancee's laptop, and several others that I did extensive work on in school. I've never had any major failures that weren't a result of physical trauma, and I've never had any problems with functionality.

MADEVIL
12-09-2014, 07:53 AM
Consider yourself lucky, I've repaired a bunch of HP's and Acers. Those 2 companies are not on my favorite list and their customer service is bad and between Dell and HP I'm not sure which one sucks more than the other in customer service. Haar, why would you want to whore yourself on Twitch? That doesn't seem like something on your to do list of internet fame.

Thetruecrow
12-09-2014, 08:02 AM
A third PowerEdge T630, for the luls.

Haar
12-09-2014, 08:06 AM
Why not just desperately beg for money on a street corner instead? You'll get more faster and it's far less shameful.

Not in my neighborhood. I'll get stabbed by drug addicted prostitutes.

the4ten
12-09-2014, 01:56 PM
I started reading this thread on page 1, and couldn't believe so many faces I didn't recognize came out of the woodwork to post in this thread. I got excited. Then noticed the dates.
http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb480/Yumekichi11/Picture%2029/dec2880d.jpg

All I want for Christmas is a pristine new liver to go along with my new kegerator.

!Je$u$!
12-09-2014, 02:04 PM
This is all i want......
http://www.msi.com/media/product/five_pictures1_3265_20140917180757.png62405b38c58f e0f07fcef2367d8a9ba1/1024.png

FORDboy357
12-09-2014, 02:19 PM
Just some cash to pay off my Amazon card.

And maybe some socks and new boxers.

#adultlife

urahara1001
12-09-2014, 08:04 PM
Not in my neighborhood. I'll get stabbed by drug addicted prostitutes.

And technically that would be a form of penetration, so it might jeopardize your attempts at wizard status. Also, they'd probably make you pay for it.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-09-2014, 08:30 PM
I kinda agree with you on the Acers, MAD. I have an Aspire One...It worked only just ok as a 'donut spare tire' when my desktop went down.
I'll do more shopping before I pull the trigger, but I know I want something with insane RAM upgrade potential. I'd also rather have a multi-core AMD.

FORDboy357
12-09-2014, 08:48 PM
As for what I (realistically) would want, maybe something like this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SI02xzwBL.jpg

I have that exact same tower and love it.

Dirk_Pitt
12-11-2014, 06:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U

I want a stick.

PrinnyCat
12-11-2014, 09:09 PM
Plushies. Pretty much all I love and care about now are plushies. Square Enix just had to release this recently too, when I don't have the spare cash to spend on it
https://store.eu.square-enix.com/emea_uk/screenshots/theatrhythmfinalfantasycurtaincallfatchocoboplush8 00_01.jpg

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-11-2014, 10:48 PM
I have that exact same tower and love it.
Have you had the case open on it? I was curious how many SATA slots it has.
This cheapy HP that I'm using now has only 2 which means 1 HDD and 1 DVD.
The price is definitely right on it.

Combou
12-12-2014, 05:48 AM
I would want santa to buy me ps4 :)

Lunaris_Starchilde
12-12-2014, 06:14 PM
a D cup and a 34" waist.

urahara1001
12-12-2014, 07:29 PM
I can't help on the waist, but here's your first request:

http://i.imgur.com/pIUHvlu.png

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-12-2014, 08:37 PM
a D cup and a 34" waist.
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608015396378906029&pid=15.1&P=0
On that note, do you know why Ariel wears seashells for a bra?
because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-17-2014, 12:26 AM
Ok sorry for that: ^
Try this:>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc

Guthix
12-17-2014, 05:47 PM
fallout 4

Ultima
12-17-2014, 06:04 PM
a Good internet connection.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-18-2014, 07:50 PM
I am getting a pair of urBeats.
I'll let you know if they're worth it.

Haar
12-18-2014, 08:53 PM
^Generally speaking, Beats are a bit.... overpriced. Of course, this is coming from a guy that owns a Turtle Beach headset.

ThatsNotMyName_studio
12-21-2014, 03:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xOe4GRyebo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLGJV01C0Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuN4P7897k

FORDboy357
12-22-2014, 02:11 AM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/21/e625f70c0475cb769bf8e8f184b37f0e.jpg

Doesn't even have to cook. I can cook like a champ.