[urahara1001]

I thought we could use something else to waste time on around here, and I haven't seen one of these threads come up, so I figured I'd post and see where it goes, if anywhere.

Here's how it works: You name three well known women (given where we are, no restrictions on fictional or animated women), specify source and/or point in timeline if needed, then the next poster picks one of them to bang, one to kill, and one to marry. Explanations for each are encouraged but not required. They then list another three women, and the process repeats with the next poster.

So then, the first set is:
1. Melfina, Outlaw Star
2. Harley Quinn
3. Summer Glau

[Veran]

... I thought, by topic headline alone, you meant just the one...

That would go under "Ero-Guro," which is a japanese thing, sort of...

[SleeplessPanda]

Bang Harley (gotta love the crazy ones), kill Summer (only one I don't recall ever having heard of) and marry Melfina (her I recall being good-natured and gentle, classic housewife material).

David Bowie (70s' era)
Noodle (Gorrilaz member, 18+ version from Plastic Beach album)
Samus Aran

[thedarkmessenger]

^I'm pretty sure those first two are men....

[Kaiju]

Bang Harley (gotta love the crazy ones), kill Summer (only one I don't recall ever having heard of) and marry Melfina (her I recall being good-natured and gentle, classic housewife material).

David Bowie (70s' era)
Noodle (Gorrilaz member, 18+ version from Plastic Beach album)
Samus Aran

Bang David Bowie because its David Bowie although he'd probably be the one doing the banging, Kill Noodle because I could not care less about Gorillaz, and marry Samus Aran.

BMK:

Stalin, Kim Jong Il, Mao Zedong :P

[thedarkmessenger]

And Ura's thread revives for the sole purpose of turning gay :D

[urahara1001]

If that's what people want to do with their spare time, well, who am I to judge?

[SleeplessPanda]

Noodle's a chick.

Bang: Stalin
Kill: Mao
Marry: Kim

^I'd give explanations on why in that order but I think they were posted as a joke anyway.

Undyne (Undertale), Midna (Twilight Princess), Francine (American Dad)

[urahara1001]

**** Midna (as long as it's her true form. I don't even think she has a vagina in her imp form), kill Undyne (never played Undertale, but just from checking the pictures, do I really need to explain that one?), and marry Francine (despite being a bit needy and air headed, she's actually competent as a house wife, and not bad to look at. Not to mention she puts up with all of Stan's ****, so I probably wouldn't generate any complaints from her).

So then, next group, I'll just pick the first three that come to mind:

Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft, April O'Neil (TMNT, just to clarify, not the porn star)

[glory of llama]

Damnit, I was reading it while driving and posted without refreshing first...
Bang: Undyne - her wiki says she has an incredibly passionate personality, . So, once to say I did.

Kill: Francine. Ironically, the only human on the list is the one that must die.

Marry: Midna. Her wiki describes her as incredibly cheerful and creative and mischievous, which would be awesome and always keep it fresh, also she lives in an incredible world, which would be an amazing thing to buy into for the rest of my life. Done deal.

Bang April, purely for combined satisfaction with nostalgia

Kill Lara Croft, she's so meh. Probably has a dozen diseases from the various places she's been, shady men she's banged...

Marry Tifa Lockhart. Beautiful, strong in body and spirit, and yet almost girl-next-doorish; I would gladly run a bar with her forever.


Next!


Sprigg, from Chrono Cross
Lisa Simpson
Recette, from Recettear

punted down a bit because Kaiju was like me in that he didn't refresh, but unlike me in that he did not review the situation upon posting...

[Kaiju]

**** Midna (as long as it's her true form. I don't even think she has a vagina in her imp form), kill Undyne (never played Undertale, but just from checking the pictures, do I really need to explain that one?), and marry Francine (despite being a bit needy and air headed, she's actually competent as a house wife, and not bad to look at. Not to mention she puts up with all of Stan's ****, so I probably wouldn't generate any complaints from her).

So then, next group, I'll just pick the first three that come to mind:

Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft, April O'Neil (TMNT, just to clarify, not the porn star)

Bang April, Kill Tifa, Marry Lara.

Time for Pokegals:

Misty, May, Dawn. :P

[glory of llama]

Bang misty, kill may, marry dawn

next-

Sprigg, from Chrono Cross
Lisa Simpson
Recette, from Recettear

[Kaiju]

So two Loli's which will therefore land my ass in jail, or some freak of nature...

So no matter what I do, I'm going to jail for both ****philia AND murder ;_;
Bang Lisa, because she's over twenty years old by this point meaning she should have some experience
Kill Sprigg
Marry Recette, because economics is a good investment in the future.


BMK:
Rin Tohsaka, Saber or Sakura Matou (All F/SN)

[glory of llama]

Lol nobody said you hand to bang them when at the age they normally appear. Lisa has appeared in the show in her 20s/30s. Recette I grant you.

And you clearly did not research sprigg. She's a dopplegabger.

She can turn into anything you want.

[SleeplessPanda]

Kaiju I'm completely unfamiliar with that anime, and after Google-ing each one, based on appearances alone.. kill bang marry. Each one. In that order. That's what happens to generic looking anime girls in Panda town.

Midna (imp form) (haha)
Linkette (female Link) (Legend of Zelda fan character? Google it, I dunno.)
Medusa (Soul Eater)