[Chewi105]

Well, apparently, this'll be my last thread, what with all the crap of this Armageddon at hand. Discuss and mock here, and at appropriately 6 PM [EST], everyone post here as proof that we are all still alive. ;D

[bloodlover1987]

im still here but its only 12 pm here but im really waiting to hear what this crack pot will say tomorrow

http://robotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/harold-camping.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

srry comp froze up on me didn't mean to double post

[Chewi105]

At 6 PM, imma gonna sing this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)

[thedarkmessenger]

Sorry guys, I won't be here. I'm one of the righteous saints that'll be rapture'd :P

[Chewi105]

nice :P see ya there x3

[thedarkmessenger]

^ xD

[XelaisPWN]

Nah, it's not 6pm est, it's 6pm *WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE.* Apparently, everyone from New Zealand to Great Britian is a godless heathen.

[gaara129]

exactly what is supposed to happen?....my friends at school were talking about it and they said something about zombies (we can only hope)

[bloodlover1987]

a HUUUGE EARTHQUAKE Roar........

[XelaisPWN]

Don't know exactly, but since the dude predicting it is christian, I'm guessing it'll be your standard rapture. Everyone who' christian goes up into the sky, everyone else God hates so they stay behind.

[thedarkmessenger]

I don't remember what the Rapture is supposed to be like. I haven't read my bible in a while :P. I guess this whole Rapture thing is a good excuse to start again...

[XelaisPWN]

I see... it's supposed to start with earthquakes. No earthquakes... so I guess the end of days hasn't started :<

[thedarkmessenger]

^don't worry. We still have about 6 hours (in my timezone, at least)

[XelaisPWN]

Ask Bambi. No earthquakes there xD

[LOLWTFBBQ]

ugh, its loser preachers like this that make us Christians look retarded >.<. this fool knows very little of the Bible if the thinks the rapture happens today

[Distict5-9]

It's over 6 PM over here and...

You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I,
I will survive...

*Goes off singing*

EDIT: That is, of course, if my time zone blows up in an earthquake at our 6 PM or at your 6 PM...

[thedarkmessenger]

It's almost 12:30pm here, so another 5 and a half hours :P

[MADEVIL]

I made a promise not to destroy the world today

[Guthix]

eh... so what else is new

[SilentShadow]

...and for the 12th odd time this decade the world doesn't end(Y2K, 6/6/6, etc.) Oh well, there's always next year.

[animemental1]

32 minutes for me. Goodbye one and all. ^(^_^)v *drinks his last Mountain Dew while playing Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels & listening to Hirofumi Sasaki's The Least 333sec as he waits for his entrance to hell*

[Chewi105]

bye weverone ^_^;

[Distict5-9]

Byes! :3

[animemental1]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- EARTHQUAKE

Oh wait, that's my brother shaking me back and forth asking to get on the computer.

[bloodlover1987]

32 minutes for me. Goodbye one and all. ^(^_^)v *drinks his last Mountain Dew while playing Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels & listening to Hirofumi Sasaki's The Least 333sec as he waits for his entrance to hell*


great way to go out..... XD

[Distict5-9]

32 minutes for me. Goodbye one and all. ^(^_^)v *drinks his last Mountain Dew while playing Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels & listening to Hirofumi Sasaki's The Least 333sec as he waits for his entrance to hell*

Apparently, I'm passing my last hour/s on Earth under my bedsheets in front of a computer screen as AMV Hell /0 booms into my ears thanks to my headphones.
Not a nice way to go...

[simpleton216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

OH **** http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/hgun1/volcano_just_erupted_in_icelandi_kid_you_not/

[bloodlover1987]

edit 6 here and im still alive and the weather is super nice

[Chewi105]

This was a triumph

[Distict5-9]

A complete triumph, if I may say so...

[thedarkmessenger]

Guess what guys? There's internet up here in heaven! 8D

[Distict5-9]

I don't suppose there's any Mountain Dew left up here, though... =(

[thedarkmessenger]

*throws Mountain Dew at random people still on Earth*

[Darthelm]

maybe we all died and earth is hell so we just go about our normal days till the end?

[bloodlover1987]

what about the Iceland volcano oo noes

[thedarkmessenger]

*pours Root Beer into rain clouds* I love messing with the wicked :D

[Distict5-9]

Aren't Iceland volcanoes going off constantly, anyway?

[bloodlover1987]

yeah but it just had to happen today lol but i think it happened Sunday there time i unno the whole time zone thing is whack

[Jesus Christ]

Where the **** are you all? You assholes were supposed to meet me at the Pearly Gates at 6PM.

[thedarkmessenger]

Which ones are the Pearly ones, again?

[bloodlover1987]

XD

[Jesus Christ]

They are the ones that look...um...Heavenly

[bloodlover1987]

are pets allowed ???

[thedarkmessenger]

THEY ALL LOOK HEAVENLY! D8 Man, my first day in heaven and I'm already lost.

[Jesus Christ]

I wish but dad is allergic to animal fur.

[Distict5-9]

Judging by the fact that I'm still watching AMV Hell /0, I don't think I'm in Heaven right now...

[thedarkmessenger]

^xD

[bloodlover1987]

Judging by the fact that I'm still watching AMV Hell /0, I don't think I'm in Heaven right now...

lol...... either that or its more lenient then i thought

[thedarkmessenger]

I wonder where my cat is? :<

[ThePsychoGamer]

Looks like this end of the world, has ended

*You now where this cliche chiche joke is headed...*

Any ways The Legends of Heros: Trails in the Sky (TLoH:TitS for short) is petty good so far

[Shibbidah]

I was kinda hoping for at least a little bit of chaos...DAMMIT I WANTED TO GO LOOTING!

[Trilobiteer]

Well just got home from a LAN with my mates and it seems that a total of 0 of us were good enough to be raptureded so yeah. On the bright side the hell community still seems to be kickin around so we can all spend our apparent last moments together XD

[Bakagami]

Maybe it's all just proof that everybody just sucks morally? XD

[Chillpalazzo]

Maybe it's all just proof that everybody just sucks morally? XD

In that case, we should treat everyday just like the rapture. Or like Christmass, either way you'll be good.

[Kaiju]

What I did during the "Rapture":

Sleep.

[W_a_S_y_L]

To anyone that was taken by the rapture and are reading this post in heaven - I WILL NOT TAKE CARE OF YOUR PETS!

[Fishfreeek]

I diddnt even know about the world ending, I was working

[MADEVIL]

What a disappointment, no chaos for the night

[bloodlover1987]

o well maybe next time we still have 2012

[MADEVIL]

Yes, maybe it will be better next year

[bloodlover1987]

yes 2012 ftw

[bloodlover1987]

oh hey new date mr camping says the world will stll end on oct 21

[MADEVIL]

Damn crack smokers will never learn

[jinzo64]

the world ended were all dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj47ovXL7Xc

[MADEVIL]

I predicted when the world is going to end, I'm just not telling

[jinzo64]

it all ready ended where in hell.

[bloodlover1987]

i just hope no one is stupid enough to believe this man a third time

[thedarkmessenger]

i just hope no one is stupid enough to believe this man a third time

third time? you mean May 21 wasn't his first?

[ThePsychoGamer]

third time? you mean May 21 wasn't his first?

So it would seem he said the world would end a while before this (I believe it was in the 80s)

[simpleton216]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/23/preacher-got-date-apocalypse-wrong-tries-says-months/
http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2010/171/0/c/Are_You_****ing_Kidding_Me_HD_by_CrusierPL.png

[mattroks101]

That was hilarious.

[bloodlover1987]

yeah he said back in sept 1994

[MADEVIL]

The world dies a little every day

[Backmask]

True story.
During the first "rapture," my grandfather asked one his employees if she would sign up for something(I think it was a dinner setup or volunteer trip). She responded with "Oh. I don't think I'll be here." Grandpa Backmask replies with "I'm sorry to here that. Where will you be?" I'll be raptured on with my fellow Christains tomorrow."(Well, she said something along those lines.) Granpappy Backmask responded with "Well, if you are here I'll sign you up." Needless to say she was present and my grandfather was still a glorious, hippy bastard.

[Chewi105]

watch, this prediction is headed for december 21st. will say camping :"0H 1 W@Z 0FF B1 @ Y3@R @ND 2 M0N7HS!!!!!11!!111! L0L0L0LR07FL. WHUPS! DUUUUURRR"

[bloodlover1987]

derp

[jinzo64]

the world will end on the 25/12/2011 at 10pm

[MADEVIL]

The world will end when I'm bored with it

[jinzo64]

oh hi there haruhi so how are you?

[thedarkmessenger]

The world will end when the world ends :P

[MADEVIL]

I'm not her but just from another dimension, I would like to meet her though

[jinzo64]

i liked to meet her aswell but shes to awsome for me to hang around.

[MADEVIL]

are you sure it not the other way around jinzo

[jinzo64]

pretty sure

p.s never thought i'd get compliment here

[MADEVIL]

so i was the first then

[jinzo64]

yes your the first to compliment me and i thankyou

[MADEVIL]

Your very welcome

[jinzo64]

the worlds still going to end.
in 60-70 years maybe 80 possibbly 90.

[MADEVIL]

or it could end now

[thedarkmessenger]

or it could e- *BOOM!!!*

[MADEVIL]

or just a quick flash of light

[jinzo64]

the earth is hit by the moon.

[Guthix]

if you want the world to end just commit m,ass suicide

[Bakagami]

Why not mass homicide and then one suicide?

[Guthix]

good luckj pulling that off, but i think making atleast one nuke go off should be enouth

[jinzo64]

i heard galactus is in the area so the earth is going to be eaten

[bloodlover1987]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/47254/1003896-galactus_super.jpg

[jinzo64]

thats it thats what i had in mind

[MADEVIL]

http://cdn.babble.com/strollerderby/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/harold-camping-may-21-2011.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.funny-potato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/end-world.jpg

[Darthelm]

astronaut, "Hey guys I got.....oh ****"

[bloodlover1987]

.....ahhh ****....

[MADEVIL]

you mean something like this
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0810/holy-****-comet-holy-****-astronaut-moon-earth-destruction-h-demotivational-poster-1223151425.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

but there's no Houston left >.>

[MADEVIL]

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/482803-RKO619/803/25/mom_didnt_believe_in_sayians.jpg

[jinzo64]

if i the earth destroyed while i'm at work can i claim?
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

[MADEVIL]

There is nothing!

[bloodlover1987]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiStkv2eJriB1OyF75JDtYICango8DF btkKEdJriaZypdmYOeC&t=1

[MADEVIL]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51n7DxvcYwL._SL160_.jpg

[jinzo64]

the end is nigh as it has been for over a millenium