[beriorgar]

did you ever had a moment when you where thinking: ok, now i have seen it all?
be sure to make a post then, and share it with the rest of us.
it can be anything, from a picture to a story.

[DicyDax]

When I saw AMV Hell 0...

[Hellsing_3000]

the same pretty much goes for me... I heard about it, but not what it was about, just that it was another AMV Hell. I downloaded it, and put it on my iPod. When I watched it, the first thing out of my mouth was something like, "What... the... $@%&?!??!?!?"

[azusaka110]

I saw a homeless man salute me, then kick my car, then run away chasing a can of soda that was in the street...

[Arden Jace]

*initiate story sequence*

Before you read this story, you have to realize that I am a white, middle-class male living amongst mostly other white, middle-class families in a little slice of suburbia in a mid-sized town on the East Coast. Now then... shortly after getting my driver's license, I found myself driving my friends back from the beach, when I was running out of gas. So we get off the highway and I start pumping gas in a rather... slummy part of town. Basically, I was in the hood, at least by my town's standards. It's not Compton, but people have been known to get shot 'round these parts.

So anyway, I'm pumping gas, and some clouds are moving in, and suddenly I hear this sound behind me. It sounds like someone talking, but I can't make out what they're saying. I ignore the sound, despite it getting closer, until the sound is nearly right behind me. I turn around to find myself being addressed as something that sounded like "Boss-man" by a shabbily-dressed man, roughly 40 years old, with dark skin and several of his teeth missing. To this day, I still don't know what exactly he said to me after I acknowledged him, but it sounded like, "There's trouble a-comin'," as he pointed to the sky.

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

[azusaka110]

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

ohh!
I think I once spoke to a man on Meth up in the mountains... He said "Your Dawg looks lyke a suewer rat"
And I spelled everything as it sounded, from this man that looked 55, but was probably only 30.

[PeanutSteak]

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

ohh!
I think I once spoke to a man on Meth up in the mountains... He said "Your Dawg looks lyke a suewer rat"
And I spelled everything as it sounded, from this man that looked 55, but was probably only 30.

A meth addict once asked me for money, she was grabbing onto me and it was really freaking me out.

[Issitheus]

when i actually SAW (i had already heard of it) the Stephen King Pop-up book at Waldenbooks... i promptly bought it

[azusaka110]

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

ohh!
I think I once spoke to a man on Meth up in the mountains... He said "Your Dawg looks lyke a suewer rat"
And I spelled everything as it sounded, from this man that looked 55, but was probably only 30.

A meth addict once asked me for money, she was grabbing onto me and it was really freaking me out.

This guy didnt have any teeth, hence the bad speech/spelling.

[PeanutSteak]

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

ohh!
I think I once spoke to a man on Meth up in the mountains... He said "Your Dawg looks lyke a suewer rat"
And I spelled everything as it sounded, from this man that looked 55, but was probably only 30.

A meth addict once asked me for money, she was grabbing onto me and it was really freaking me out.

This guy didnt have any teeth, hence the bad speech/spelling.

That lady still had a few teeth left but they didn't look like they would be there for long.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Well this was something a friend of mine heard closer to the center of Russia:

A gun battle in the next block.

That must have been pretty bad, considering a few stray rounds actually passed through his living room wall and empeddec themselves in wood and metal on the opposite side.

Moral of the story: Don't live nea centeral Russia.

[azusaka110]

Well this was something a friend of mine heard closer to the center of Russia:

A gun battle in the next block.

That must have been pretty bad, considering a few stray rounds actually passed through his living room wall and empeddec themselves in wood and metal on the opposite side.

Moral of the story: Don't live nea centeral Russia.

I'll make a point of it...
:P

[Filleraol]

After I was done pumping gas, I got back in my car and said, "I just spoke with a crack addict." My friends couldn't believe I hadn't been robbed.

ohh!
I think I once spoke to a man on Meth up in the mountains... He said "Your Dawg looks lyke a suewer rat"
And I spelled everything as it sounded, from this man that looked 55, but was probably only 30.

A meth addict once asked me for money, she was grabbing onto me and it was really freaking me out.


Me, my brother and a friend was attacked by a man on crack or something once. He kept yelling "give me back my red cellphone" . It must've looked quite amusing, he was about 160-165 cm tall. I'm 190 , my younger "little" brother 199 and my friend 198 xD.

On topic: I've seen some very disgusting videos on the internet, including people chopping off a certain bodypart and other weird things. And after AMV Hell 0, I can almost say that I've seen it all :P .

[Arden Jace]

Oh, another one:

On my old WoW guild's forums, we kicked a guy after he posted some very raw, X-rated, all-prose Warcraft fan-fiction. I refuse to use details, as they are too harrowing, but I will say this much: the number of times the woman involved was taken against her will is larger than the number of years I am old (and I'm a senior in high school). I read all of it, and I blame the Train Wreck Effect. This Effect occurs when you witness something that you want to look away from with every fiber of your being, but you cannot. You simply cannot.

And if you really really want details for some fscked up reason, PM me.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

and I'm a senior in high school

so your about 300 years then?

thats alot of times.
thats why I don't play WoW.
plus it isn't all that addicting. killthings.level.quest. rinse. repeat.

[UNOwen]

Oh, another one:

On my old WoW guild's forums, we kicked a guy after he posted some very raw, X-rated, all-prose Warcraft fan-fiction. I refuse to use details, as they are too harrowing, but I will say this much: the number of times the woman involved was taken against her will is larger than the number of years I am old (and I'm a senior in high school). I read all of it, and I blame the Train Wreck Effect. This Effect occurs when you witness something that you want to look away from with every fiber of your being, but you cannot. You simply cannot.

And if you really really want details for some fscked up reason, PM me.
Will my identity be protected if I PM you?

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Of course not, this is the interwebernet.

[UNOwen]

Of course not, this is the interwebernet.
Hmmm... I may still have to take my chances.

[Arden Jace]

thats why I don't play WoW.
plus it isn't all that addicting. killthings.level.quest. rinse. repeat.

Hey, I've been clean for 10 months. This whole thing happened summer '06. And plus, how the fsck does someone posting literotica on your guild forum affect how much you want to play a game? Explain that one.


Will my identity be protected if I PM you?

Of course. I don't want Jigsaw comin' after me.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Not how much you want to play the game. You get those types of people that play the game too much, and thing about such things...

that and maybe you were part of a WoW Hentai/sex/porn/machinima guild or something. I don't know. And you can't prove that theory wrong either, other then saying: "But it wasn't like that!!" HA!

[Arden Jace]

that and maybe you were part of a WoW Hentai/sex/porn/machinima guild or something. I don't know. And you can't prove that theory wrong either, other then saying: "But it wasn't like that!!" HA!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/Whitley5190/Facepalm.jpg

[beriorgar]

that and maybe you were part of a WoW Hentai/sex/porn/machinima guild or something. I don't know. And you can't prove that theory wrong either, other then saying: "But it wasn't like that!!" HA!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/Whitley5190/Facepalm.jpg

nice one, did you make that yourself or did you found it?

[Arden Jace]

nice one, did you make that yourself or did you found it?

A buddy of mine posted it in a similar way on another forum. I don't know where he got it (4chan, most likely, or a GoogleSearch for "facepalm").

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

I have seen that one on the warseer forums also...

its still funny.

[Issitheus]

kyon's in there twice...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Actually, why do people put their palms to their heads, when something terrible/embarrasing/annoying happens?

[beriorgar]

not sure...

[Issitheus]

we are so sad/embarrassed/annoyed that we want to hide from the world

[beriorgar]

we are so sad/embarrassed/annoyed that we want to hide from the world

hmmm, i think you might be onto something there

[animefreak32046]

kyon's in there twice...


Actually he's on there five times. (1. Bottom right corner, 2. Right above pic Kyon pic #1, 3. Second pic to the left of Kyon pic #2, 4. Far left side, third pic from bottom, and 5. Third pic from Kyon pic #4.) If y'all can find any more "Kyons", please point them out so I can kick myself in the arse.

P.S. Waldo is just to the right of Kyon pic 5!

[Arden Jace]

kyon's in there twice...


Actually he's on there five times. (1. Bottom right corner, 2. Right above pic Kyon pic #1, 3. Second pic to the left of Kyon pic #2, 4. Far left side, third pic from bottom, and 5. Third pic from Kyon pic #4.) If y'all can find any more "Kyons", please point them out so I can kick myself in the arse.

P.S. Waldo is just to the right of Kyon pic 5!

Actually, Kyon is in there a total of 6 times. Starting in the bottom-right corner (1), there's also one just above that one (2) and one to the left of that one, next to Light from Death Note (3). From there, find the Aria character (the boy in the sailor uniform) and look just above him (4) and then above that one, with the subtitles (5). Finally, there's one on the far-left edge, next to Hank from King of the Hill (6). Another funny thing to note is that, if you look just below (3) you'll see Shinji Ikari in his famous "hunched over and hating the world" position.

[animefreak32046]

kyon's in there twice...


Actually he's on there five times. (1. Bottom right corner, 2. Right above pic Kyon pic #1, 3. Second pic to the left of Kyon pic #2, 4. Far left side, third pic from bottom, and 5. Third pic from Kyon pic #4.) If y'all can find any more "Kyons", please point them out so I can kick myself in the arse.

P.S. Waldo is just to the right of Kyon pic 5!

Actually, Kyon is in there a total of 6 times. Starting in the bottom-right corner (1), there's also one just above that one (2) and one to the left of that one, next to Light from Death Note (3). From there, find the Aria character (the boy in the sailor uniform) and look just above him (4) and then above that one, with the subtitles (5). Finally, there's one on the far-left edge, next to Hank from King of the Hill (6). Another funny thing to note is that, if you look just below (3) you'll see Shinji Ikari in his famous "hunched over and hating the world" position.


::Arse kicking begins:: (Mumbels to self) How the hell could I havemissed the one right above Kyon pic 5!? Watashi baka yaru!

[Filleraol]

If i put my hand over my head like that, I think it's because someone else is doing something embarassing that is unbearable to watch. iljdfghjk

I also missed all the Kyon's :-[

[PeanutSteak]

If i put my hand over my head like that, I think it's because someone else is doing something embarassing that is unbearable to watch. iljdfghjk

I also missed all the Kyon's :-[

Don't feel bad, I missed one of the Kyon's that's in there three times when I first stated that he's used a lot.