[SS_nyuu911_SS]

HAHA! Domesticated turkeys CANNOT fly. Wild ones can.
Domesticated turkeys are like 40 pounds. When we butcher them its like cutting through a brick.

p.s I laughed becuz I pictured a domestic turkey flying. You probably knew this. But the domesticated turkeys are white.

And yes we have turkey vultures on my yard sometimes. They are ugly as abortions.

Dalmations are stoopid no?

[Useful]

I've met a smart Dalmatian before. But only one.

As far as I know, abortions aren't ugly. But whatever. You are thinking about the same thing I am, right?

http://www.calliebowdish.com/Birds/TurkeyVultureShaverLake090606_7491.jpg

linked because HOOOGE

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yah I was thinking the same thing. We've shot those S.O.B's on our yard.
There sickening.

Ever seen a sea cucumber up close?

[Useful]

No, but I want to see a nudibranch up close. They're awesome!

Ever seen one of THOSE up close?

[abyssion1337]

yes wait a minute, no

did a dingo eat your baby?

[Useful]

No. Ever seen a coyote?

[abyssion1337]

yeah they live near me

ever see a manbearpig?

[Useful]

BLAH MANBEARPIG

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg

Who is your father?!?

[abyssion1337]

Darth Vader

what's your favorite h game?

[Useful]

Actually, Shuffle!

Who's your daddy?

[abyssion1337]

Odin

shuffle, really?

[Useful]

I've got a thing for harem games.

You have a preference?

[abyssion1337]

I guess no, I have a very broad range of likes.

were you hoping for more of an answer?

[Useful]

Don't really care... wait, do you mean Odin Sphere?

[abyssion1337]

um Odin sphere?

[Useful]

Never heard of it... hmmm.

See, you said Odin was a fav of yours but I can't find it.

Link pl0x?

[DaMetzger]

abyssionl337 said that Odin, the Norse god, is his father, not that Odin is his favourite.

Everything clear now?

[Useful]

Wow. Yeah. I went back and read that exchange... Man, that's why I shouldn't stay up until 3 AM and assume that I can still type coherently. Oh well!

What is your quest?!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

To find a land where Final Fantasy actually exists!

wanna join me in my quest? I hear there is an anime village along the way!

[Useful]

I'm looking for a cooler quest... actually, can we go to Final Fantasy Tactics land too?

[Mawelli]

sure, final fantasy tactics is a nice place ^^

can i be a mage?

[Useful]

I want to be a raptor!

Wings FTW!

How shall we get there?

[Mawelli]

Space Ship...duh...

you ever think of that?

[Useful]

Well, it's a magical world, so I was inclined to think a magical teleport of some kind...

Does that make sense?

[Mawelli]

magic doesnt exist... =(

where did ya escape from?

[DaMetzger]

A place that had very soft walls.

Why ask?

[abyssion1337]

cause you... I don't know actually


why?

[DaMetzger]

Dunno.

Maybe you should ask someone else?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

But I don't have a question....

Should I go play Lost Planet?

[abyssion1337]

no it sucks

why do most shooters suck?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I like it online alot!

I unno I like shooters. But lots do suck. Like Turning Point: Fall of Liberty. Worst game of ever played.

What's the worst shooter in your opinion?

[abyssion1337]

I have to say halo 2 just for how massively overhyped and overrated it is, it's really nothing special

what's your favorite shooter?

[Issitheus]

DOOM

You?

[abyssion1337]

I hope you mean classic doom, but I'm not sure, most shooters suck I liked metroid prime and half-life 2

what would you do if drunk pirates wanted to rape you?

[Mawelli]

id give them a parrot and some coconuts...distraction and then evade

how about you?

[abyssion1337]

I'd prove that ninja's are better than pirates

you're in love with a penguin aren't you?

[Mawelli]

what..?! no...i mean....well....thats beside the point

right?

[abyssion1337]

um ok

will you pitch in we're buying the G man a speech lessons book?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Sorry, I blew all my money on slaves and rum.

Wanna join me, I have rum and slaves. (catgirl slaves, who I treat nicely)

[abyssion1337]

I have lots of catgirls already but I'll come for the rum

is the rum good?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Very very very good.

Or would you prefer vodka?

[Useful]

Vodka is badly flavored alcohol. I prefer rum. Or brandy.

If you could make alcohol using any fruit in the world, what would you make it out of?

[DaMetzger]

Grapefruit

Would anyone even drink that?

[Useful]

You're talking about the decision-making skills of the severely inebriated. NOTHING is impossible.

Have you ever messed with a drunk person?

[Mawelli]

with messed do you meen been messing around with, or messed with him as in screwed around with him?

[Useful]

Assuming that the second option implied something sexual, I meant the former.

So, have you?

[Mawelli]

Yes, its a MUST if someone is really drunk.

Don't you agree?

[abyssion1337]

not always

you ever get shot?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yes, in a paintball war. And me and my friends have pellet gun wars in his basement. Which can get rather dangerous.

What did you just recently eat?

[abyssion1337]

cookies

you?

[Mawelli]

Kuru Fasulye

was the cookie any good?

[DaMetzger]

probably yes

what's that on your avatar?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Two extremely cute fox girls!
Edit: Actually I think it might be 1 foxgirl and 1 catgirl.

aren't they cute?

[Mawelli]

yeees...i think..

is my new avatar nice?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yes. I like it.

Who is it?

[acutekat]

no clue

ditto

[Mawelli]

questions?!

[Marco_1989]

Is

http://www.happychild.org.uk/Webimage/ditto.jpg

a question?

[abyssion1337]

no but this is
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/972/692/9736933922098005861/mt1161747809.jpg

isn't it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yes it is?

Why is it?

[acutekat]

because


or is it?

[Mawelli]

noh

you think so?

[abyssion1337]

I do

can't you see it?

[acutekat]

hmmm intriging


isn't it

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Are we lookin at the same thing?

Are we?

[acutekat]

answering with a question are we?

most unusual for *insert name here* isn't it if that is indeed your reall name

[abyssion1337]

yes we are, no it's not

do you like penguins?

[Mawelli]

yes I do depends of the penguins though.

do you like the Ice Penguins?

[abyssion1337]

yes

do you like prinnies?

[acutekat]

maybe?

[abyssion1337]

maybe?

YOU'RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF

anyone else pissed off by acutekat?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

He can annoy me sometimes, yes.

What time is it?

[abyssion1337]

game time, but it's 1:15

what time is it for you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

12:15..

What other ways do you kill time besides AMVhell?

[abyssion1337]

my wii and a few pc games

you?

[Mawelli]

pc games, anime and wii, and beating my brother up

is that appropriate?

[Useful]

Of course! Especially if your brother gets in the way of the other three things. Me, I read manga, sci-fi, and a whole bunch of webcomics. I also do some gaming, but not as much as most.

Favorite webcomic? Or fav game if you couldn't care less.

[abyssion1337]

that's tough but I'm going megatokyo

yours?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well I'm gunna go with fav game and that would be Final Fantasy X.
Play it for hundreds of hours.

Do you like dogs?

[Mawelli]

yeah, they are nice..

anyone else like QC? (questionable content webcomic)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm, I don't know exactly. Is uhm.....I'm confused.

uhm, anyone here like air?

[Mawelli]

i like air, if i there woudnt be any air, we would die

do you like carbon dioxide?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

When it comes outta my ass.

Ever been on the toilet for more than 30 minz?

[Mawelli]

daily :D yes i have

do you like it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha. I could sit on a toilet for hours. That's the only plac I can read.
hates amusement park rides?

[Mawelli]

nope...or depends of the rides, actually none of them are really amusing anymore...i need more fun rides damn it!

are there any really good amusement rides out there?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

drop of doom. the superman ride almost made me **** my pants. yah we got lots.

do you use a microsoft mouse?

[Mawelli]

nope, Logitech MX518 Gaming Mouse with 1800 dpi

you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Microsoft Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer 2.0

what kinda monitor you got?

[abyssion1337]

the one I have at home is crap, the one here is an HP vs17x

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'll pretend you asked a question.

No I hate salad.
Do you like salad?

[Mawelli]

depends what kind of salad and what it has in it

you like shrimp?

[Issitheus]

Nope. No seafood whatsoever.

You?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yes, I LOVE IT!

wait...

you dont like sushi?

[Issitheus]

Never had it.

Have you?

[Mawelli]

yes and it is awesome..

you want to have some?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ISSI GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND TRY SUSHI!

yes i'll have some.
have any dynamite rolls or raw salmon?

[Mawelli]

we actually do have raw salmon :D

what do you wanna do with it?

[Useful]

Uh, eat it. Preferably with stick rice, spicy mayonnaise, and cucumber all wrapped up in a thin seaweed sheet.

Yes, I like sushi. I am lucky enough to have one of the best sushi places I've ever eaten from a 7 minute WALK from my house. Really great sushi and pretty cheap!

So... back to the dynamite... what are we gonna do with it? Put it in some sushi and give it to Iss?

[Mawelli]

that might actually be a fun idea :D

will Issi eat it?

[Useful]

Only if we put it in as nitroglycerin. Which we can do :D

Does he eat it?

[Mawelli]

yes, if he doesn't know about our masterplan, and is told that it is delicious

when shall we proceed with the plan?

[Issitheus]

I DON'T WANT A SPLODE thank you anyways though

What if i threw it at you instead?

[Mawelli]

I have an anti-sushi shield on me...it woudn't have any effect

How about throwing it at Useful

[Issitheus]

Okie-dokey!

*throws whatever it is that I'm throwing at Useful at Useful*

what if he survived?

[Useful]

I catch it and proceed with the plan! I feed it to him, but he spits it out on account of the raw salmon. The nitroglycerin promptly explodes from this rough treatment, blowing the plate to hell in his face. Surviving with minor injuries, he starts a worldwide anti-sushi campaign called Sushi Is Too Hot, or SITH for short.

Awesome, no?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

no.

sushi ftw. love it love it love it.

whats your favorite part of sushi?

[Useful]

The fish, duh! Though the soy sauce is a close second.

What's your favorite sushi?

[abyssion1337]

shogun rolls come to mind but I like most types

you?

[Useful]

Dragon rolls. It's a specialty of Ginger (the local place I love). It's got tempura shrimp, spicy mayonnaise, sticky rice on the outside, and salmon roe. It also has a dragon face made with carrots and octopus suckers. ;D

Does it sound good?

[Mawelli]

.....oooglglgoglgog....

agree?

[Useful]

Sure. Though I don't know what I'm agreeing to. It looks like someone got Google drunk, put him on a tilt-a-whirl and then asked him his name.

Would you like to be under me? *creepiest smile I can muster*

[Mawelli]

hmm...since your smiling so much it MUST be fun!

would you? (that is would you like to be under yourself?)

[Useful]

Is that doing a hand stand? Because I'd like to be able to do one of those. I always loose my balance.

Is that what you meant?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

no.
i meant does anyone remember where i left my dirty arabian slave?

[abyssion1337]

yes, he's in Montreal

why is he in Montreal?

[Useful]

Couldn't get through customs. Something about "foreign produce". Damn Canadians.

Why do you have an Arabian sex slave? And what gender is it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Damn americans. It's not a sex slave. It does my gardening.

OK!!?!?!?

[abyssion1337]

I don't care

why do you think max reebo is an elephant?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

because it/he/she is an elephant.

ever count to a million?

[Useful]

No, that's not very possible. Unless you go by powers of ten.



why do you think max reebo is an elephant?

I don't. It's blue for one. And two, it shows up on Tatooine, how likely is it to be an elephant?

Have you read Madeline?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

nope.

wtf is it?

[Mawelli]

your asking me?

[DaMetzger]

No, you're asking me.

That didn't make much sense now did it?

[Issitheus]

No.

Why not?

[DaMetzger]

I guess it wasn't supposed to.

Why do you think we keep posting in these forums?

[Issitheus]

I want to stay ahead of Useful.

Will you help me?

[DaMetzger]

I'm not sure..

How can I be of any help?

[Issitheus]

Post at a fairly slow rate, I'm reviving topics on the second page. I'll let you know when to speed back up.

Okay?

[DaMetzger]

It depends.

What's in it for me?

[Issitheus]

What do you want? (No, not that.)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yah don't ask me cuz i aint helping you.

no hard feelings?

[Mawelli]

I have hard feelings...they are extremely hard..

does that help at all?

[DaMetzger]

Unfortunately no.

But who cares anyway?

[Mawelli]

I care, I like helping ppl.

is that good, bad or just.....horrible`?

[DaMetzger]

Hagar is 'orrible

Do yuo even know what I'm talking about?

[Issitheus]

A comic strip?

[DaMetzger]

Yup, you guessed it.

But there is now reward for that. Is that bad?

[abyssion1337]

yes

you will now not try to stop my rage?

[DaMetzger]

No. Why should I try to stop you?

[abyssion1337]

cause it could result in world destruction

good enough?

[DaMetzger]

No, cause that just made me curious.

How you gonna destroy the world?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

with nothing but a donut!

is that possible?

[Masterbot]

Nothing is impossible if you are Mac Gyver (or chuck norris)

but who can save us from doom?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the catgirl in your sig. becuz she is so cute!

attack of the catgirls....scary or hot?

[Masterbot]

Definatly hot as hell
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm84/Masterbot/1216386816003.jpg

But are they friendly?

[abyssion1337]

I already have thousands of catgirls.

what else you got?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

thousands of hairs.

would you watch my video if i made it?

[Mawelli]

depends, will your hairs be whores?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Uhm, ??? ........ maybe?

Can hair be sluttish?

[abyssion1337]

that depends on how you feel about people with magical hair powers

how do you feel about them?

[Mawelli]

I thikn magical hair pwers are awesome! I wish I had some since my haird grows super fast..

What kind of hair powers would you like?

[abyssion1337]

hmm I've always liked Milia Rage from guilty gear

you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Hair that would turn snow white when im pissed...and id get long claws...

what kinda eye power?
lol

[abyssion1337]

wow there are way too many good ones so I'll just go with my sig on this one

you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well to match my hair i wish my eyes would go SOLID white.

what choice of weapon?

[abyssion1337]

umm, I guess I'd use MIND BULLETS

you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

A wakazashi, tanto, and a katana! (all pure white).

like samurai?

[abyssion1337]

yes

what's your favorite color?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm i dont actually know...i only buy black shirts, or BRIGHT colored ones. but uhm, i unno. anything bright.

to broad?

[abyssion1337]

a little

isn't Kiri Komori cute?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yes very.

is she? v
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/limitedmovement/hawtharuhicosplayla3_467810.jpg

[abyssion1337]

OMG yes.

how old is she?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I think she is 17. She is like the champion Haruni (forget how to spell it) cosplayer at all the conventions. but yah 17 or 18.

but yes she is SUPER HOT! i foget her name tho. ill check later for u and maybe give you the rest of her pics....
deal?

[abyssion1337]

hell yes *drools*

do you like the sandman(by Neil Gaiman)?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm....
are you gunna kill me if i say i have never seen it?

[Marco_1989]

^ I don't know about that... That is not the reason why I am here.



http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/limitedmovement/hawtharuhicosplayla3_467810.jpg

Here name is Arisa Mizuhara ?????. She is a very hot (;D) and successful cosplayer.
Do I really have to search anything for you guys? :P And you spell it like Haruhi Suzumiya though.

http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/040photo111.jpg
http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/080photo111.jpg
If you want to see more from this hot girl, go to this gallery: http://www.photo111.com/html/gallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara.htm

Are you happy that someone can find like everything ? :P

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yup....and she is sooo hot..
o man....
i want her...
help me capture her?

[Marco_1989]

lol I already got her

V Even hentai anime ;D?
http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/161photo111.jpg
::) Hot?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

YES!!! AAAAA!!! IM GOING INTO SHOCK!
ive never seen that one...i have lots of pics of her from datorrents.com
but theres prolly more on the link you put up.
I AM SO GOING THERE!
hotter then hot?

[abyssion1337]

totally

what if we kidnap her?

[Marco_1989]

To late. I own her already.



YES!!! AAAAA!!! IM GOING INTO SHOCK!
ive never seen that one...i have lots of pics of her from datorrents.com
but theres prolly more on the link you put up.
I AM SO GOING THERE!
hotter then hot?

lol. I'm about to c*m instead of going into a shock.. *just kidding.... or not? :P*
There are a lot of pictures at the link I gave. And this is hotter than hot:

http://www.photo111.com/picgallery/japanese/ArisaMizuhara/155photo111.jpg
Right?

[1337uvis]

meh, as long as she's a catgirl :D but no really she's kinda hot... just wonder how old she is lol... *sigh* why do i like japanese girls so?

[Useful]

Probably because of all the anime we watch... happens to me too. And to answer your other question, as far as I know she 17 or 18.

More Hatsune Miku cosplayers?

Wait, this should be on the pictures thread.

[1337uvis]

nah i've always liked them, but whatver, that's not something that is necessary for everyone to know. 18 is fine, 17 is too little x)

nah, it's perfect right here, every one "under" says their opinion so it's on topic enough. And about the more cosplayers - i follow the Top Gear logic of More is... more!

[Useful]

http://www.mikumiku.info/images/2007-10-26_miku_cosplay01.jpg
^ It's her again, but who's complaining?

Can anybody find a Tenjou Tenge cosplayer? I'm pulling a blank.

[Marco_1989]

^ Something like this?
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8614/aya1bq8.jpg

Good?

[DaMetzger]

You know, every time I see such photos I keep wondering how much of it is her actual charm and how much is Photoshop :P Doesn't change the fact she's cute though.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2986/japanesewomenuf2.jpg

Don't you agree?

Oh, and ???-?, what kind of hentai anime is that? Beat Angel Escalayer or something?

[Useful]

For cuteness? Yes. For hotness? No. Swedish chicks ftw!

http://nullchance.com/d/3579-2/Gemma+Atkinson.jpg
^ huge pic.

Agree/disagree?

[DaMetzger]

Dunno, been to Sweden a couple of times and haven't seen anything special. That being said I do have huge expectations - Polish women are simply gorgeous. Japanese ones still win when it comes to cuteness though.

Isn't that right?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I say Japanese women win for cuteness HANDS DOWN!
And I say that they take hotness as well.

Canada has good women to tho.
eh?

[beriorgar]

never seen one

do you still remember me from the good 'ol days?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

not me. i have read ur old posts tho.
where u from?

[Masterbot]

I'm from germany, berlin to be exact
How old are you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Germany eh? my uncle lived there, he played in the German Super Leauge (hockey, which you prolly know)

I am 17 good sir.
and u?

[Masterbot]

19
why are you here?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Because anime is the shizzzzzzzzle gansta.
(no i hate rap)
And because it keeps me from being bored.

what made you come here?

[Masterbot]

It was the force, me young lad
naaah, to this site: amvhell (who would have guessed)
to this forum: the anime screenshot game

how would you defend the earth from evil aliens?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Give them 2 tickets to the gun show!
BAM! BAM! And they would be dead. lol.

whats the weirdest fetish?

[Masterbot]

hmm...
hair-fetish, meaning totaly hairy women
hair everywhere...almost anything else is fine with me

How far is your next supermarket?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

15 minutes away.
u?

[Masterbot]

10 minutes

are you religous?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

no. im a Christian.

u?

[Filleraol]

atheist

are you as hungry as me?

[abyssion1337]

that depends, are you hungry like the wolf?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yes, for arisa! still cant believe how cute she is......
OH! where were we?

[DaMetzger]

Hell if I know.

Who are you again?

[Masterbot]

I'm your worst nightmare
would you like to entertain me?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

like....naked?

[DaMetzger]

NO! No. Just... no.

What the hell is wrong with you? :P

[1337uvis]

i *think* he's canadian....

what-ian are you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

canadian you racist bastard!
lol. jk.

your african right? :P

[DaMetzger]

What's a frican?

Do you know?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i think it's a potatoe chip. oh, wait nope. thats a frito.

is it a type of "position"? ;D

[DaMetzger]

maybe it's another spelling of freakin'

but that doesn't explain anything, now does it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

no, its fricken! thats wat it is, UGH! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STOOPID!????

[DaMetzger]

It's not your fault, it's the genes...

Fricken has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes
< always says fricken in every day life.
V favorite "soft" cuss?

[DaMetzger]

I like the british ones - **** or bollocks.

How one earth did you mistake this topic with the ^<V game???

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

LMAO! i dont know!

bollocks is not english..lol.
I have never heard it before....
OH! like England?

[DaMetzger]

Yup, it&#39;s british.

Have you seen V for Vendetta? They use the word there quite a lot.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I was gunna rent it yesterday but instead i got Vantage Point.

I heard V for Vendetta was good tho...
is that a correct assumption?

[DaMetzger]

I really enjoyed it. It strays from the comic a little, but what the hell. And go see Snatch. You&#39;ll laugh your ass of.

Any recent movies you thought were good?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well Vantage Point. And I saw Kung Fu Panda the other day. I thought that one was pretty good. And I watched The Reaping!

seen it?

[Ionzorg]

Out of those three, I&#39;ve seen Kung Fu Panda (internet :)) and it was pretty good. I didn&#39;t like the whole "one montage and he&#39;s a kung fu master" movie device, but it was enjoyable all around. Also, watch V For Vendetta, NOW! PLEASE! >:(

Seen Wall-E?

[DaMetzger]

Nope, and don&#39;t think I will.

Is it any good?

[Mawelli]

no idea though im going to go and see batman today!!! huzzaah!

should i expect it to be good?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yes.

have you seen smoking aces?

[DaMetzger]

what&#39;s that?

[Marco_1989]

have you seen smoking aces?

Yes I did. ^^ And its Smokin&#39; Aces though :P



what&#39;s that?

:o Its an awesome movie :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SJoqt2Mgl-A

You didn&#39;t know?! ^^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I knew.

Why did i say smoking?

[Marco_1989]

Maybe because you like Captain Smoker.

http://images.wikia.com/onepiece/images/0/09/Smokerportait.png

Know him?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Let me guess......
One Piece?
lol.

HOW DID I KNOW!?

[Jazean]

you watch it

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

[Mawelli]

none, cause chuck norris would chuck wood chuck.

Am I correct or correct?

[abyssion1337]

no, maybe

what&#39;s the best reason to kill?

[Filleraol]

to get rid of annoying mosquitos

best reason to kill a human?

[abyssion1337]

because I can and it&#39;s sooo easy

yours?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Becuz they killed someone else.

Ever had a Baileys Shiver?

[Mawelli]

nope

any good?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well you know that drink Baileys right?
Just put that and ice in a blender. ITS SO REFRESHING!

you gunna make it?

[1337uvis]

Don&#39;t have a blender. Seriously, i don&#39;t.
Wouldn&#39;t make one anyways. And we don&#39;t have that drink Bailey&#39;s here. So there&#39;s absolutely 0% chance i&#39;d make that.

What beer do you like?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Corona, MGD, Kokanee, Moosehead, and any Dark Ale.
what about you mate?

[1337uvis]

Let&#39;s see... ?vyturys Ekstra, Gubernija Kvietinis, ?vyturys Baltas and Heineken. And after those i don&#39;t care anymore.

drink often?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ OH! I missed Heineken.
No not that often. (underage)
My favorite drinks are vodka and rum. I like em better than beer.
Same for you or are you a beer fan?

[1337uvis]

Not really a fan, but it&#39;s part of the culture here. Watchnig basketball with beer (basketball being the 2nd religion here then i guess beer makes an equal to wine in christianity lol) is deemed "bliss" . Especcially when we pound Argentina (current olympic champions) by 30 points in the 2nd quarter. The game ended with Lithuania wining by 14 points i think because they got bored of beating the crap out of argentina :D
But i&#39;m more of a wine fan myself. But don&#39;t really like the stronger drinks, vodka, rum, brandy,absinthe... not for me really.

if your underage how old are you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

17. I can start legally drinking in 9 months. Counting down the days.......
haha. Is there even an age limit in Europe?

[1337uvis]

17, bah no difference from 18 in my point of view, drink away. :D
Europe has an Europe-wide limit of 18 years. Which is much more humane than that of some states and Japan - 21. And also those ****ing americans can get their driver&#39;s license at 16... still have to wait for 18 in Europe. Damn, i can not remember my 18th b-day party even now... I remember going to a house in the countryside i rented... and then i remeber waking up under the table. Ahhhhh good times.
Planning anything liek that for your 18?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

No. See heres the thing. I LOVE alcohol. One of the GREATEST things God gave us haha. But I don&#39;t get smashed. I just don&#39;t like it. I have gotten drunk before and I didn&#39;t think it was worth it.
haha, do you go until it&#39;s lights out? :D

[1337uvis]

You see... i have another problem. I HAVE to do that. Because every friend i have eventually goes lights out while on a drinking contest with me and well, it&#39;s no fun to be the only one "alive". And anyways i can&#39;t even do any fun stuff to them because they KNOW who&#39;s always the last to be left.

How about your friends?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ thats awesome haha
uhm, yah i have a circle of 5 friends that even get corked on weekdays. They have no lives. But all my close friends are drinkers but only like 1 or 2 of them get corked.
I should fly to Lithuania and we should prank your drunk friends no?

[1337uvis]

That would be fun :D

[Mawelli]

oo pranking drunk friends?! thats fun! im in ^^

when should we do it?

[1337uvis]

Next is August 15, ?olin?, a Lithuanian holiday since back from the pagan times. that could be fun.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yes it could be fun.

Why do you keep fogetting to ask a question?

[1337uvis]

Because i shoot first and as questions later. And 99.9% of the time my questions are left unanswered so in the end i don&#39;t ask them at all. ??? xD

got that?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yah.
why does no one answer your questions?

[Mawelli]

because he doesnt ask em?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yah that is prolly it.
so what time did you wake up today?

[Mawelli]

12pm...you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

9am that means im better....????
lmao wtf?

[Mawelli]

gtfo!!

imhobbq?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

NO WAY!
and then i was like....GURRRRLLL PAALEZZ!
cool huh?

[Mawelli]

well, i guess so..

on the other hand, anyone else waiting for FFXIII? I jsut so want to play it already

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

YES! I AM A HUGE FF FAN! BRING IT OUT ALREADY!
You probably stated this somewhere on teh forums at some point and time....
but i thought i was the only ff fan on this site.
you got a ps3?

[Filleraol]

nope, can&#39;t afford one.

anyone more than me that likes the kingdom hearts games?
two of my favorite games ever

[abyssion1337]

they&#39;re alright

http://durham21.co.uk/userfiles/whyso.jpg

[Ionzorg]

I could ask you the very same question, Heath Ledger. It&#39;s not like you laugh very much these days...it kinda bums me out, to tell you the truth.

Did that joke make you sad?

[Filleraol]

don&#39;t know, I was too tired too understand it ^^

would you like to be in Hugh Hefner&#39;s (spelling?) situation?

[Ionzorg]

(I think the spelling is right, actually.) Well, um...how much bunnygirl sex does he get? Because if it&#39;s none, that would suck.

Would you like to be in Barack Obama&#39;s situation?

[Filleraol]

oh hell no..

..or would you like america to fall apart?

[Ionzorg]

As much as I dislike America, it&#39;s too important to fall apart. So I guess I&#39;d have to advise against that.

Wouldn&#39;t it be great if Filleraol ran for president? I think I would actually laugh for upwards of a day straight if I saw him on TV running, and knew who he was. ;D

[Filleraol]

My picture is somewhere in the random rants, if you see that person running for president then vote for him! (I&#39;m not as high as I look)

oh, a question....um...soooo, vote for me?

[abyssion1337]

vote for you for what?

[Filleraol]

president of america? (A)

[abyssion1337]

you can&#39;t, you&#39;re not 35 or born in america

why is that?

[Filleraol]

hmm, stop it! you&#39;re hurting my mind

please?

[abyssion1337]

what do you want from me?

[Filleraol]

can I have a cookie?
then I&#39;d be satisfied and stop

[Ionzorg]

I&#39;d do anything for such a promising aspiring American president, but unfortunately I have no cookie for you. And I can&#39;t find your picture so I couldn&#39;t send it anyway. ::)

Are you greatly disappointed in me?

[abyssion1337]

yes

why?

[Ionzorg]

Either because I couldn&#39;t send Fille a cookie, or because I couldn&#39;t find his picture.

Do you have it?

[abyssion1337]

nope

where is your god now?

[Ionzorg]

Where he&#39;s always been: In his place. >:(

Do you believe?

[abyssion1337]

I believe in rock &#39;n roll

want to help me destroy 4kids?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yah sure.
what&#39;s in it for me?

[abyssion1337]

4kids will be dead

a true payment in itself don&#39;t you think?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

True dat!

so whats on your agenda for today?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m going to arm metal gear rex

who else has weapons we can use?

[Ionzorg]

I have a large arsenal of emoticons...and ginger ale.

Anyone for ginger ale? :) ;) :D ;D :o 8) :P :-*

[abyssion1337]

umm, ok

when should we attack?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

When were done our ginger ale.

wait a little ok?

[Issitheus]

hey, toss me a ginger ale, will ya?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

here bro.
*toss*
good eh?

[Issitheus]

yep.

what brand is it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

schwepps.
(think thats how it&#39;s spelled)
would you rather have had canada dry?

[Issitheus]

Nah, Schweppes is the best.

Agree?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Agree.

Have you tried new Canada Dry Ginger Ale Green Tea?
It&#39;s so good!

[abyssion1337]

It&#39;s pronounced Canada and no I haven&#39;t

you&#39;re likely European; did you get the reference?

[Issitheus]

No, I&#39;m American.

What about you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It&#39;s pronounced Canada and no I haven&#39;t

you&#39;re likely European; did you get the reference?


Canadian.

thus i like Canada Dry.
mhm?

[Issitheus]

You&#39;re a Canadian.

Why do you have separate names for ham and Canadian Bacon? or is that just the Americans?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Because Canadian Bacon is different than bacon. Canadian bacon is a dry, unfatty, straight piece of bacon. It don&#39;t curl at all. Normal bacon is better though. And out here we call ham...........ham.
Who told you we call ham Canadian Bacon?

[Useful]

No one told him, but they are very similar. Of course, ham is wider and flatter and therefore unsuitable for cooking on a range, but I definitely see how you could think it was Canadian bacon. Of course, we all know that Iss was half kidding, so the previous rant was useless, but I don&#39;t care.

Was it pointless?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

No.
it&#39;s is still kinda a fun rant to read.
I mean come on its about bacon!
right?

[Useful]

"IT&#39;S BACON!!!!!" ;D

So... how many times did you post in the past 2 hours?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Just the 1 1/2 pages. So like...i unno.....20-30 times. Not that much actually. I am having my lunchbreak at work so i just thought, what the heck I&#39;ll post.

Did you mow your lawn already?

[Useful]

No, I have to leave for Wayland now. Hour and a half bike ride here I come!

Where do you work? I forget. Or you didn&#39;t tell us.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I think I told you. I work with Poultry. Kill em, ship em. If you live anywhere in North America you have probably eaten the turkeys that left here. We also keep their eggs as well. Becuz, well, you gotta get next years flock from somewhere.

You like biking?

[Useful]

Better than driving. It smells nicer, keeps you in better shape, you get to watch the scenery, and it&#39;s free.

Why not?