[Dreamer]

nice one lol

[abyssion1337]

Excitement abounds
I almost can't wait
Relax, I don't want your baby
I already ate
Though I do tend to generally kill
Kill things that don't fight back
I see this village
What does it hold?
What shall I butcher them with
Fire or cold?
Running from me sure you'd think
'He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!'
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more
You see a wife? I see a widow
But what then?
Can't you see?
I'd kill four!
I want to incinerate and decapitate
I want to melt
Want to melt some faces
Watching the peasants...what do they call it?
Ahh...grieve!
I suppose that being undead there's not much to life
A soul is needed for loving...feeling...
How does this all not make me...what's that word again?
Heave!
You've nowhere to hide
Nowhere to run
Your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
With infinite glee
It's going to be me
That slaughters the world!
How could I glare into these eyes
And then not stab them?
How could I stare at their loss
And then not laugh?
I'd cut him in half
Then I'd graft
His head back onto his shoulders
Or after I'd lop it
I'd make a puppet
On top of a staff!
I am a lord that is sometimes bored
Have some urges and need to fulfill them
After my mayhem I simply don't...what's the word?
Care!
The stench in the air
The smell of the gore
The carnage far greater than any war
My legacy
Death becomes...me!
I'll slaughter the world

[Odessa]

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I?d roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I?d kick it with who I wated
And I?d never get confronted for it.
Cause they?d stick up for me.

[abyssion1337]

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!



ok that was short so I'll give you another one


Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn

Whatever happened to dear old Lenin?
The great Elmyra, and Sancho Panza?
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Whatever happened to the heroes?

Whatever happened to all the heroes?
All the Shakespearoes?
They watched their Rome burn
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Whatever happened to the heroes?

No more heroes any more
No more heroes any more

Whatever happened to all the heroes?
All the Shakespearoes?
They watched their Rome burn
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Whatever happened to the heroes?

No more heroes any more
No more heroes any more

[Odessa]

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

[Divine Dragoon]

In this farewell,
There's no blood,
There's no alibi.
'Cause I've drawn regret,
From the truth,
Of a thousand lies.

So let mercy come,
And wash away...

What I've done.
I'll face myself,
To cross out what I've become.
Erase myself,
And let go of what I've done.

Put to rest
What you thought of me.
While I clean this slate,
With the hands,
Of uncertainty.

So let mercy come,
And wash away...

What I've done.
I'll face myself,
To cross out what I've become.
Erase myself,
And let go of what I've done.

For what I've done
I start again,
And whatever pain may come.
Today this ends,
I'm forgiving what I've done.

I'll face myself,
To cross out what I've become.
Erase myself,
And let go of what I've done.
What I've done.

Forgiving What I've done.
(Na na na na na na na na na na na)

[Odessa]

Care Bear Countdown, 4, 3, 2, 1
Who's that comin' from somewhere up in the sky?
Moving fast and bright as a firefly
Just when you think the trouble's gonna pounce
Who's gonna be there when it really counts?
Do the Care Bear Countdown
And send a wish out through the air
Just do the Care Bear Countdown
When you need them they'll be there
Don't be afraid when trouble's brewin' in your heart
If you can dream just send a wish out in the dark
And do the Care Bear's Countdown
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

[abyssion1337]

So you want to be a superstar here's a big big kiss
You want a mess like this 'cuz it's the real deal bliss
You got a face like this boy now you just can't miss
You're smoking cheap cigars and drinking beer like piss well
I'm not me I'm not free
You're not mee you're not free
James Brown don't move like that you got to step and twist
I got a six pack and an 80 proof fist
I get it, it's funny, you know I'm making money
Not summer, but sunny. Cool like the Easter bunny
You get it, I'm on it, I got the milk and honey
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha
I hear you want to be an icon like Madonna (like a virgin)
You ask yourself now do I? do I?
Do I got to be a sucker slaving 9 to 5, and in the 5 to 9
You're ****ing busy working overtime
I'm not me I'm not free
You're not me you're not free
You don't got moves like this
You don't got style like this
I'm not faking it, baby I'm making it
I get it, it's funny, you know I'm making money
Not summer, but sunny, cool like the Easter bunny
You get it, I'm on it, I got the milk and honey
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha
You make me laugh - Ha ha ha

[Odessa]

Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Up and down the stream
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a waterfall
Don't forget to scream
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
Don't forget to shiver
Row, row, row the boat
Gently to the shore
If you see a lion
Don't forget to roar
Row, row, row the boat
Gently in the bath
If you see a spider
Don't forget to laugh
Row, row, row the boat
Gently as can be
'Cause if you're not careful
You'll fall into the sea!
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the lake
Don't stand up and rock the boat
That's a big mistake!
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Throw your teachers overboard
And listen to them scream!
Rock, rock, rock your boat
Gently down the stream
Watch out, give a shout,
Into the water you go!
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently Underneath the stream.
Ha! Ha! Fool'd ya all!
I'm a submarine.
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the brook.
If you catch a little fish,
Let it off the hook.

[Dreamer]

Sound boy proceed to blast into the galaxy
Go back rocket man into the skyyou'll see
Hear it all the time, come back rewind
Aliens are watching up in thesky
Sound boy proceed to blast into the galaxy
Sound boy when you come round
Sound boy won't you stay
No one gonna harm you
They all want you to play I watchthe birds of prey
That hunt the canyon below my house
Looking for a meal like alizard or a mouse I wonder
If they appreciate the setting like me
To controlyour own direction choose to be free
And I reserve the right to be as trite as Iwant
And you can lick but don't bite I toss you here to Vermont I kick it lickety split
And hand it to the man in the tan van
And as for you and your crewI don't hate you peace is my priority 'cuz
Marley said for sure-ity
Just what doyou think I'm doin' I'm not just here for screwin yo
And if it's sore take careof it perhaps from too much stucking
But anytime your aware of it then keep on****ing
You know we cool
Hey hey isn't that random?
When we come boutpeople get ready
Hey hey isn't that random?
Gonna freak do it national
Sound boy gonna rock you
People rock steady
Hey hey isn't that random?
Tobe the one who has it all is not that hard
And I'll be that type of dude in afunky car I dream of a suit that will fit my rhyme
When I recognize my girl froma former life
I love it when the only sound that I hear Is your infectiouslaughter
I will hear you again in 800 years If I'm still lucky
Go north on
Outpost then take a left on Mullholland
To me that's where I like it and Macapa
Drive is callin' I get up to the sun and then I stretch out
Beginning to looklike summer
And i'm down with no doubt swing
You know we cool
Hey hey isn'tthat random?
When we come bout people get ready
Hey hey isn't that random?
Gonna freak do it national
Sound boy gonna rock you
People rock steady
Hey hey isn't that random?
I break a silly peace for offering rap weasel
ThenI'm boffering I'd give you an exclusive on my playlist
The thought and styles Ikick are from a random hat pick
That's why most radio will never play this
Tell'em again
Me a rude boy from Omaha, Nebraska
Sick as a porno flick yet gold asprecious laughter
Many don't agree but we can't care about that
'Cuz we're nevergonna wear the old hat.
Spoken

[Divine Dragoon]

Its a little bit funny this feeling inside
Im not one of those who can easily hide
I dont have much money but boy if I did
Id buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
I know its not much but its the best I can do
My gift is my song and this ones for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that its done
I hope you dont mind
I hope you dont mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while youre in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well theyve got me quite cross
But the suns been quite kind while I wrote this song
Its for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see Ive forgotten if theyre green or theyre blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes Ive ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that its done
I hope you dont mind
I hope you dont mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while youre in the world

I hope you dont mind
I hope you dont mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while youre in the world

[Odessa]

I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
Like it isn't so
And why you come to be with me
I think I finally know
mmm-mmm

You're scared
Ashamed of what you feel
And you can't tell the ones you love
You know they couldn't deal
Whisper in a dead man's ear
It doesn't make it real
That's great

But I don't wanna play
'Cause being with you touches me
More than I can say
And since I?m only dead to you
I?m saying stay away and
Let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my, sweet release
So let me rest in peace

You know,
You got a willing slave
And You just love to play the thought
That you might misbehave
But Till you do,
I'm telling you
Stop visiting my grave
Let me rest in peace

I know I should go
But I follow you like a man possessed
There's a traitor here beneath my breast
And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest
but I can see you're unimpressed
So leave me be and

Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
Im a hole 6-foot deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
Let me rest in peace
Why won't you
Let me rest in peace?

[abyssion1337]

G R Double-E N Leaves
G R Double-E N Leaves

It's so easy! Happy-go-lucky!
We are the world! We did it!
Hyuu! Hyuu! Hyuu! Hyuu! Osu! Osu! Osu! Osu! (Ai!)
Yatta! Yatta!
Daigaku gohgaku
Yatta! Yatta!
Shachoh shuunin
Happa ichimai areba ii. Ikite iru kara lucky da!

Yatta! Yatta!
Tohsen kakujitsu
Yatta! Yatta!
Nihon daihyoh
Yannaru kurai kenkoh da.
Everybody say yatta!

Nippon kyuukyuu (demo)
A****a wa wonderful
Ijiwaru saretemo futon haireba
Guu guu guu guu! Pass pass pass pass (Ohayo--!)

Yatta! Yatta!
Kuujikan suimin
Yatta! Yatta!
Neoki de jump
Donna ii koto aru daroh ikite ita kara lucky da!

Yatta! Yatta!
Kimi ga kawareba
Yatta! Yatta!
Sekai mo kawaru
Marugoshi dakara saikoh da massugu tattara kimochi ii--!

O-mizu nondara umee! (Yatta!)
Hi ni atattara attakee! (Yatta!)
Koshi kara warattara omoshiree! (Yatta! Yatta!)
Inu-katte mitara kawaii! (Yatta!)

[Repeat]

Surechigai-zama hohoemi kureta
Nido to aenaku-tatte ii kimi ga ita kara lucky da!

Heisei fukyoh seiji fushin
Reset sae surya saikoh da! Minna iru kara tanoshii--!

Yatta! Yatta!
Daigaku kyoh****su
Yatta! Yatta!
Movie star
Happa ichimai areba ii. Minna issho da happy da!

Yatta! Yatta!
Iki wo sueru
Yatta! Yatta!
Iki wo hakeru
Yannaru gurai kenkoh da! Everybody say yatta!

[Tazuto]

"lets go paint the town red lets go paint the town red"

[Odessa]

It took too long
It took too long
It took to long for you to call back
And normally I would just forget that
Except for the fact it was my birthday
My stupid birthday

I played along
I played along
I played along it rolled right off my back
Obviously my armor was cracked
What kind of a boyfriend would forget that?
Who would forget that?

The type of guy who doesn't see
What he has until she leaves
Don't let me go
Cause without me, you know you're lost
Wise up now or pay the cost
Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
Winnin' me
You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' to me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby please
Please tell me

We got along
We got along
We got along until you did that
Now all I want is just my stuff back
Do you get that?
Let me repeat that
I want my stuff back

You can send it in a box
I don't care just drop it off
I won't be home
Cause without me, you know you're lost
Minus you I'm better off
Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
Winnin' me
You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' to me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

You can try, you can try
You know I know it'd be a lie
Without me you're gonna die
So you better think clearly, clearly
Before you nearly, nearly
Mess up the situation that your gonna miss dearly, dearly
C'mon

You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' with me
You're not winnin' till you're winnin'
Winnin' me
You're not gettin' till you're gettin'
Gettin' to me
You're not livin' till you're livin'
Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song
Our album needs just one
Oh baby please
Please tell me

This is the potential make-up song
please just admit you're wrong
Which will it be?
Which will it be?

[abyssion1337]

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

[Divine Dragoon]

Let's do the Time Warp again!


you did that cus im going to that party! haha :D

See me comin to town with my soul
Straight down out of the world with my fingers
Holding onto the devil I know
All my troubles'll hang on your trigger
Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aiming
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you

Na na na na na na na (x4)

See me kickin the door with my boots
Broke down out in a ditch of old rubbish
Snakes and bones in the back of your room
Handing out a confection of venom
Heaven's drunk from the poison you use
Charm the wolves with the eyes of a gambler
Now I see it's a comfort to you
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight

Na na na na na na na (x4)

[x2]
I won't give up that ghost
It's sick the way these tongues are twisted
The good in us is all we know
There's too much left to taste that's bitter

Na na na na na na na (x4)

[acutekat]

elvis needs boats
elvis needs boats
elvis needs boats
elvis needs boats
elvis elvis elvis needs boats

[abyssion1337]

Det ?r det enda ni g?r p? dagarna
Ni sitter d?r i Ventrilo och spelar DotA

Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man

Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man

Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? pushar p? ? smeker,
med motst?ndet vi leker
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? springer runt ? creepar,
och motst?ndet vi sleepar (x5)

Have one on the house
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA

I hear you man
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA

I feel you man
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA

That's more like it
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA

Excellent choice
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA


Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? pushar p? ? smeker,
med motst?ndet vi leker
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? springer runt ? creepar,
och motst?ndet vi sleepar

Let's get it on

Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? pushar p? ? smeker,
med motst?ndet vi leker
Vi sitter h?r i venten och spelar lite DotA
? springer runt ? creepar,
och motst?ndet vi sleepar

[Odessa]

The stars will cry
their blackest tears tonight
and this is the moment that i live for
I can smell the ocean air.

And here i am pouring my heart onto these rooftops
just a ghost to the world
that's exactly,exactly what i need.

From up here the city lights burn
like a thousand miles of fire
and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day.

For a second i wished the tide
would swallow every inch of this city
as you gasp for air tonight.

I'd scream this song
right in your face if you were here
I swear I wont miss a beat
'Cause I never, never have before.

From up here the city lights burn
like a thousand miles of fire
and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day

of our dying day.
of our dying day.
of our dying...

for a second i wished the tide
would swallow every inch of this city
as you gasp for air tonight

from up here the city lights burn
like a thousand miles of fire
and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day

from up here the city lights burn
like a thousand miles of fire
and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day
from up here the city lights burn
like a thousand miles of fire
and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day
our dying day.
of our dying...

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land, and never mind the Czar
But the Cossachok he danced really wunderbar
All affairs of state, he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeling-dealer, though she heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer who would heal her son

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting, and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

"This man's just gotta go," declared his enemies,
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please!"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us," they kept demanding, and he really came.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love-machine
He drank it all and said: "I feel fine."

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

Oh, those Russians!

[Odessa]

Istanbul was constantinople
Now it's istanbul, not constantinople
Been a long time gone, constantinople
Now it's turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in constantinople
Lives in istanbul, not constantinople
So if you've a date in constantinople
She'll be waiting in istanbul

Even old new york was once new amsterdam
Why they changed it i can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to constantinople
No, you can't go back to constantinople
Been a long time gone, constantinople
Why did constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the turks

Istanbul (istanbul)
Istanbul (istanbul)

Even old new york was once new amsterdam
Why they changed it i can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was constantinople
Now it's istanbul, not constantinople
Been a long time gone, constantinople
Why did constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the turks

So take me back to constantinople
No, you can't go back to constantinople
Been a long time gone, constantinople
Why did constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the turks

[BopBopBop]

I remember long ago when I was 20
To Wailing Caverns we set off with a team
The hunter pulled, the priest got all the aggro
Terrified he turned around to flee

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me

Another time when I was a bit older
In a pick-up group to farm some FR gear
In Blackrock Depths the mage didn't wait for sunders
He blinked away with Incendius on his heel

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me

Last night we raided Upper Blackrock Spire
The succubus, she perished with a scream
Panic struck the warlock, now defenceless
He fell down to the ogres far below

Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
I can't get back the aggro
when your're that far away
Run to the Tank
Run to the Tank
But he just kept on kiting
that mob away from me

[Odessa]

My heart is ready to beat
I can feel the wind underneath my feet
I'm gonna jump over the moon
hands in the air, waving up like a balloon

I'm free as a bird
lost in the stars and waving down to earth
don't know where I'm gonna land
but you gotta wobble up before you stand


I'm soaring
I'm alone and on my own
I'm soaring and I know my heart will lead me home

Just look in my eyes
can't you see I'm not the same today
I can see farther now, step off the edge
I'm making my own way
don't know where I'm gonna land
but you gotta wobble up before you stand

I'm soaring
I'm alone and on my own
I'm soaring and I know my heart will lead me home
And I know that I gonna touch the skies

I'm soaring
I'm alone and on my own
I'm soaring and I know my heart will lead me home
(repeat till fades)

[BopBopBop]

From the coast of Westfall
To Black Fathom Deeps
Silent I'll hunt you
Silent I will creep

Gliding through the depths
Gliding to your death
Upon the shore I rise
Hold my flippers to the skies

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
I am Murloc!

I am king of the sea
But I'm not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

Hunter of the tides
I will end your life
Mourn your fallen brave
Sleep in a sunken grave

Feel the deadly fin
My nets drag you in
Bloodstained sand and gore
All that's left upon the shore
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
I am Murloc!

I am king of the sea
But I'm not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

Empty eyes never blinking
Armored scales but never sinking
Puddle jumper, the Coastal Runner
Call me the Tide Hunter
Raise your flippers to the sky!
RwlRwlRwlRwl RwlRwlRwlRwl

I am more than a fish
I am more than a man
Death will rise from the tide
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

I am king of the sea
Not a queen like Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
RwlRwlRwlRwl
I am Murloc!

I am death

[Odessa]

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

[Kuwabara]

he is an empty shell
- shell-shocked luciferian soul

he is an empty shell
- drained and sealed
he is an empty shell
- penetrating cold
he is an empty shell
- empty luciferian soul

how furiously and bombastic
he proclaimed his destruction
of a mortal coil

in the end it seemed
this was his only possession

long past were his "glorious" days
of filth and lies
and he has reached out to stop time
at its end

he is an empty shell
- shell-shocked luciferian heart
he is an empty shell
- drained and sealed
he is an empty shell
- penetrating cold
he is an empty shell
- empty luciferian soul

the constant struggle for a moment of quiet indulgence
eventually stirred and quaked the earth so hard
it swallowed him in a dark and heavy cloud
slowly and gently starving him into insanity

an inferno of ice
with an ever burning
bleeding
heart

[abyssion1337]

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

[Odessa]

Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I'm gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
Starlite flies
Right before your eyes
And rainbow colors will cheer you up
Magic Light
Gonna take you for a ride...

[BopBopBop]

When all the quests were done
there was not much left to do
I had to get the key to Karazhan
I'd gathered up the parts
and to Black Morass we went
we had to see Medivh to get attuned

We cleared all the trash
and started the event
gates sprung open all across the swamp
The dps was slow
and the adds they got away
and the wizard's shield
was bound to fade away

Wipe Res Rebuff
and start it up again
You'll get it done in the end
So don't despair
you have to keep on trying
Wipe res rebuff and repair

To Karazhan we go
with spirits raised up high
Attumen goes down on the first attempt
But Moroes' guests are tough
they break their shackles and run free
killing clothies and soon we all go down

Wipe Res Rebuff
and start it up again
You'll get it done in the end
So don't despair
you have to keep on trying
Wipe Res Rebuff and repair

I remember how we died
on Geddon and Mar'li
Vaelastrasz took 40 some attempts
Back in my old alliance guild
we used to wipe on Father Flame
and now we're at the Opera in Deadwind pass

Wipe Res Rebuff
and start it up again
You'll get it done in the end
So don't despair
you have to keep on trying
Wipe Res Rebuff and repair

[Odessa]

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear
Oh, oh.

Oh, I been flying... mama, there aint no denyin
Ive been flying, aint no denyin, no denyin

All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where Ive been.

Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My shangri-la beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that floats high and true, when movin through kashmir.

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear
Ohh.

When Im on, when Im on my way, yeah
When I see, when I see the way, you stay-yeah

Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when Im down...
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well Im down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oooh, my baby, let me take you there

Let me take you there. let me take you there

[Dreamer]

[Verse 1]

Everybody in the club getting' tipsy,
Oh **** dat, just whine like a gypsy,
Can't see straight, like I got one eye (pop),
Your bottle opener or mine,
Let's... get started,
Move ya arms round like ****ed up karate,
Ooh ****... my word plays nasty,
Ooh ****... don't put it past me,
Move titch get out da... way,
Ah, nuff of dat im here to stayyyy...,
Flow lazy.. pick da pace up when I flow less hazy,
J-Lo's got a batty,
Well you can't see mine cus I wear my trousers baggy,
Anyways.. yeah, lets... commence....

[Chorus]

Everybody get random
All gyal dem, all man dem
Everybody get random
Jus' do sumfin random
Everybody get random
All gyal dem all man dem
Everybody get random
Jus' do sumfin random

[Verse 2]

Smokin' kills and so do my lyrics,
If you're poppin' pills then trust ur not wiv it,
Cus I got da skills,
And I'm over da limit,
Dishin' lyrics like meals every second every minute,
Ding! Dong! Special Delivery (hello),
Biggest midget in the game, cant get rid of me,
Give me just a minute and I'll be your vicinity,
My words hurt you jus' like loosin' ya virginity (owww),
Well, im right thur,
Na' tell a lie cus I'm Right there,
Right hurr Na' right here,
Now get off your churr, I mean Chair,
Some English MC's get it twisted,
Start sayin' cookies, instead of biscuits!

Anyways.. yeah, lets... commence...

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3]

Yo get up and do summit random, yo watch it now,

1...2 S.O.V is comin' for u 3...4 better lock your door 5...6 well im full of tricks...
so everybody come and vibe wiv da lickle titch
swiiiiiitch.... hush

[Chorus x2]

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Look for a while at the china cat sunflower,
Proud walking jingle in the midnight sun.
Copperdome bodhi drip a silver kimono,
Like a crazy quilt stargown through a dream night wind.

Crazy cat peekin through a lace bandanna,
Like a one-eyed cheshire, like a diamond-eye jack.
A leaf of all colors plays a golden-string fiddle,
To a double-e waterfall over my back.

Comic book colors on a violin river cryin leonardo,
Words from out a silk trombone.
I rang a silent bell, beneath a shower of pearls,
In the eagle-winged palace of the queen chinee.

[Odessa]

Look at these people, amazing how sheep'll
Show up for the slaughter
No one condemning you, lined up like lemmings
You led to the water
Why can't they see what I see?
Why can't they hear the lies?
Maybe the fee's too pricey for them to realize
Your disguise is slipping
I think you're slipping

Now that your savior is still as the grave you're
Beginning to fear me
Like cavemen fear thunder'I still have to wonder
Can you really hear me?
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly
Fire up your brain, remind you inside you're rioting
Society is slipping
Everything's slipping away

So
Go ahead, run away
Say it was horrible
Spread the word, tell a friend
Tell them the tale
Get a pic, do a blog
Heroes are over with
Look at him, not a word
Hammer, meet nail

Then I win, then I get
Everything I ever
All the cash, all the fame
And social change
Anarchy, that I run
It's Dr. Horrible's turn
You people all have to learn
This world is going to burn
Burn
(Yeah, it's two R's. H, O, R, R, yeah, right)
Burn

No sign of Penny, good
I would give anything not to have her see
It's gonna be bloody, head up Billy buddy
There's no time for mercy
Here goes, no mercy

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Plug-it-in
PLUG-IT-IN

[Tazuto]

"welcoem to the shooooow"

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

frontal, peridal, occipital, tempral
frontal, peridal, occipital, tempral
frontal, peridal, occipital, tempral
These are the lobes of ma' brain

[Odessa]

Excuse me, Mr. Hoots
I hate to bug a busy bird
But I want to learn the sax
And I need a helpful word
I always get a silly squeak
When I play the blues

Hoots: Ernie, keep your cool
I'll teach ya how to blow the sax
I think I dig your problem
It's rubber, and it quacks
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You didn't hear a word I said
You gotta get it through your head
Don't be a stubborn cluck
Ernie, lay aside the duck!
I've learned a thing or two
From years of playing in a band
It's hard to play a saxophone
With something in your hand
To be a fine musician
You're gonna have to face the facts

Though you're blessed with flying fingers
When you wanna wail, you're stuck
What good are flying fingers
If they're wrapped around a duck?
Change the toy's position
If you wanna ace the sax!

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!

Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to lock it in a drawer
Don't have to shove it out the door
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Ernie, put the quacker down!

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone

[Ken-Chan]

Send "Vampires" Ringtones to Cell

Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires...
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires?
What is it about the vampire myth that explains our interest?
Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control...
Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?
And what dark and hidden parts of our psyche are aroused and captivated
"By the legends of the undead" (x's 3)
The mysteries of the undead will continue to fascinate the living.
The mysteries of the undead will continue to; Will continue to fascinate the living...(legends)....

"Vampires" (distorted)
"dead" (echoed)
*Guitar solo* (2:30-2:55)
Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires.
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires.
And what dark and hidden parts of our psyche are aroused and captivated-
"By the legends of the undead" (x's 3)


Send "Vampires" Ringtones to Cell

[Odessa]

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

[BopBopBop]

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Suffer

Extreme pain is what they need to feel for the rest of their lives
Misery and Despair leaves thier souls when infinity ends

Let them taste the wrath as the agony consumes them
Swallowed by the darkest light a blackened state of dismay
Survival is the only thing left for them
This grievous revelation is a new beginning
Led to the solution against their will

Deprivation thrives as the therapy continues
Sullen mastery is an answer uncontested
Denial is the only thing left for them
Life as they knew it is a distant memory
Scores of victims lust for apathy

Make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
Entirely demoralized and close to mass extintion
Damned to please supremacy
The reason for their martyrdom they will never know

Make them suffer
While they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
Cursed by animosity
Once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

Domination reigns supreme the evil has no end
Spent of all their energy now worthless and degraded
Slow death is the only thing left for them
Physically and mentally devoid of dignity
Languished immortality

Make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
Entirely demoralized and close to mass extintion
Damned to please supremacy
The reason for their martyrdom they will never know

Make them suffer
While they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
Cursed by animosity
Once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

Make them suffer
Forever
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oh yay......300 posts.

[abyssion1337]

Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll

[Ken-Chan]

Fire is raging on the battlefield
while Arwald is fighting the war of the kings
The army of Dargor, the thunder, the storm...
so people are calling the brave and his sword
No time left to save the wise throne!

Shades of a past not so far to forget...
the rise of the demons from their bloody Hell!
So come mighty warrior to light the lost hope
for Tharos the dragon and your cosmic soul...
Now handle your emerald sword!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

The ride of the dead and their practice of pain
is pounding in him as a terrific quake
You're closer and closer now follow their smell
with your holy armour the steel in your hand
Fly angel of bloody revenge!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

Tragic and furious the clash of the steel of the gods
and so magic the power, the sword in his valorous hands
Oceans of fire are blasting the throne of the demons
and from distant red skies the thunders are calling his name
the name of the master of pain!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

[abyssion1337]

And I feel that times a wasted go
So where ya going to tommorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And I feel it

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And she feels it

Where ya going to tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
To find it
To find it
To find it

[Ken-Chan]

i'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle, here is my spout
when i get all steamed up then i
SHOUT
tip me over and poor me out

[Divine Dragoon]

i'm a little teapot short and stout
here is my handle, here is my spout
when i get all steamed up then i
SHOUT
tip me over and poor me out

Animal house? haha I love that movie

Kono koro hayari no onna no ko
Oshiri no chiisana onna no ko
Kocchi wo muite yo HONEY
Datte nandaka
Datte datte nanda mon
Onegai onegai kizutsukenai de
Watashi no HAATO wa
CHUKU CHUKU shichau no

IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo mitsume cha IYA-
HONEY FLASH!

Ima doki ninki no onna no ko
PUKU- to BOIN to onna no ko
Kocchi wo muite yo HONEY
Datte nandaka
Datte datte nanda mon
Onegai onegai chikayoranai de
Watashi no ohana ga
HIKU HIKU shichau no

IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo mitsume cha IYA-
HONEY FLASH!

Kono koro hayari no onna no ko
Koneko no hada****a onna no ko
Kocchi wo muite yo HONEY
Datte nandaka
Datte datte nanda mon
Onegai onegai oikakenai de
Watashi no omeme ga
SHIKU SHIKU shichau no

IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo mitsume cha IYA-
HONEY FLASH!

[Ken-Chan]

It?s been a long long time since
Since I?ve spent some time with you
I?m seeing lonely moments
Seeing lonely truths
A distant tone has come to me
And now I find I?m missing
That old familiar tune
A song your heart has played me
A rhythm I once new

So lay me down at your feet
And sing the words that you know I need

Cause I?m here I want to hear your heartbeat
Please put your love around me
And just let me know
That you?re here
Now I?m an arms reach from you
From the lover of my soul

And so I'll fight the current
I?ll fight the undertow
Help me swim away from
Where my weakness grows

[Divine Dragoon]

It's been a long road, getting from there to here.
It's been a long time, but my time is finally near.
And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna hold me down.

Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.

It's been a long night. Trying to find my way.
Been through the darkness. Now I finally have my day.
And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
And they?re not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna change my mind.

Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.

I've known the wind so cold, I've seen the darkest days.
But now the winds I feel, are only winds of change.
I've been through the fire and I've been through the rain.
But I?ll be fine ...


Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.


Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.

[Ken-Chan]

Anata ga sasayaite kureta
Arayuru himitsu to kisu
Ureshikute naite shimatta
Ano yoru o wasurenai

Subete wa owatta keredo

Ai ga mada ikite ita koro
Sekai wa kagayaite mieta
Ima wa futari mishiranu hito mitai
So****e watashi Alone

Anata ga nozomu michi o
Issho ni ikitakatta
Soba ni itakatta no ni
Anata wa satte itta

Subete wa yume o mite ita no?

Ai ga mada ikite ita koro
Sekai wa futari no te ni atta
Itsuka futatabi deaeru kashira
Sono hi made Alone

Ai ga mada ikite ita koro
Sekai wa kagayaite mieta
Ima wa futari mishiranu hito mitai
So****e watashi Alone
Koko ni hitori Alone

[abyssion1337]

one,two,three,four
two,two,three,four
we go climb over a moutain
while we whistle about
shoot out our arms and climb over the mountain
hi-ho hi-ho
just check out our aestivalis
one,two,three,four
two,two,three,four
we go crossing rivers
reaching out for one another
lets all walk together through the minefield
our aestivalis are invincible
lets all walk together dig, dig, dig, dig
our aestivalis are invincible
one,two,three,four
two,two,three,four
lets all take a break now around a campfire
just us friends around the fire together
our aestivalis is a member of our team
singing together we are the best of friends

[Mawelli]

Wara ningyou ni, Wara-ningyou ni, Wara-ningyou ni gosun- gosun- gosunkugi!

Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Eins zwei guten morgen yi er yi er ich- ich- ich- ich-

Hi fu mi hi fu mi hi fu mi hi fu mi hi hi fu [x 3)
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihih ihi hi fu mi yon hi fu mi yon.

Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to
"kanjinai wa"

Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to
"itakunai wa"

Check it gee check it gee check it gee check it gee check it gee check it gee check it gee check it gee
UGG UGG UGG UGG UGG UGG UGG UGG Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai
Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai
France Oranda Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!

Kirai KIRAI loving (ahn, ahn-ahn, ahn, ahn-ahn, ahn!)
Dare ga, dare ga can't be alive without you
Dou****e, naze kashira...(ahn ahn-ahn, ahn!)
Why why why why don't I miss you a lot, forever?

Shiranai wa sonna mahou
Omoi wa tsutaetara, kowarechau
Anata to wa chigau kara
Hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanaide

[Odessa]

TEQUILA!!!!

[Ken-Chan]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my own breathing

[Odessa]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my own breathing


and here i thought the line was "don't give a **** if i cut my arm bleeding." opps?

[abyssion1337]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my own breathing


and here i thought the line was "don't give a **** if i cut my arm bleeding." opps?
lol phail

[Odessa]

sigh... why don we keep doing this now? you avoided me for weeks, and now you remember i exist to be my own personell internet troll? you are not the sadistic depressed person you play on the internet, so what's with this act? why avoid me in Real life, then antogonize me here? i don't understand you anymore, abyss.

[abyssion1337]

sigh... why don we keep doing this now? you avoided me for weeks, and now you remember i exist to be my own personell internet troll? you are not the sadistic depressed person you play on the internet, so what's with this act? why avoid me in Real life, then antogonize me here? i don't understand you anymore, abyss.


sorry, but you seem to missunderstand, I'm not trying to be mean, I in fact said it in all lightheartedness, you're overreacting, understandable and yet this routine is getting a bit old

[KazuoMM]

I got my propaganda
I got revisionism
I got my violence
In hi-def ultra-realism
All a part of this great nation
I got my fist
I got my plan
I got survivalism

[Divine Dragoon]

sigh... why don we keep doing this now? you avoided me for weeks, and now you remember i exist to be my own personell internet troll? you are not the sadistic depressed person you play on the internet, so what's with this act? why avoid me in Real life, then antogonize me here? i don't understand you anymore, abyss.


sorry, but you seem to missunderstand, I'm not trying to be mean, I in fact said it in all lightheartedness, you're overreacting, understandable and yet this routine is getting a bit old


will you be nice? **** do i need to backhand you abyss? haha play nice you too

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.

On nights when I can't settle down no matter what,
I just want to throw anything and everything away.
Don't bitch and complain, just open the door, ya know.
I don't have time to quibble with you.

I want to fly all over the place.
I wanna throw caution to the wind.
It isn't because I've lost anything
It's because nothing's even started yet.

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.

Only love! Only dreams! Only you!

Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.
What do you want? What do you wanna do? Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the darkness and run to grab what you want (all) through the night

Sometimes I'll let my guard down to your kindness,
but sometimes I worry.
I've been doing whatever I want as much as I wanted to,
But to tell the truth, to be with you is the best.

Believing, I want us to believe in each other.
I want it to be as plain as black and white.
Because it's not just intensity
Because it's not just gentless...



Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.


Holding each other, getting hurt, then loss...
Everyone hurts the one they hold most dear.
Anyway, I just can't understand
being shackled with a promise... I can't put my finger on it...

What do you want? What do you wanna do? Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the dark and run to grab what you want (all) through the night!

[Ken-Chan]

THIS IS FOR ABYS AND ODESSA :P

Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy

[Divine Dragoon]

THIS IS FOR ABYS AND ODESSA :P

Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy


YOUR GOD MAN!!!!!! Are you trying to make everybody kill themselves???? you foolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l..........

[imphic]

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy and you konw it clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
and your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

[Divine Dragoon]

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/facepalm.jpg

Your God I'm going insane!!

Waking in a sweat again
Another day?s been laid to waste
In my disgrace
Stuck in my head again
Feels like I?ll never leave this place
There?s no escape
I?m my own worst enemy

I?ve given up
I?m sick of living
Is there nothing you can say
Take this all away
I?m suffocating
Tell me what the **** is
Wrong with me

I don?t know what to take
Thought I was focused but I?m scared
I?m not prepared
I hyperventilate
Looking for hope somehow somewhere
And you don?t care

I?m my own worst enemy

I?ve given up?
I?m sick of living
Is there nothing you can say
Take this all away
I?m suffocating
Tell me what the **** is
Wrong with me

GOD

Put me out of my misery
Put me out of my misery
Put me out of my?
Put me out of my ****ing misery!

I?ve given up?
I?m sick of living
Is there nothing you can say
Take this all away
I?m suffocating
Tell me what the **** is
Wrong with me

[Jazean]

Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell
It was love from above that could save me from hell
She had fire in her soul it was easy to see
How the devil himself could be pulled out of me

There were drums in the air as she started to dance
Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands
And we sang

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and the voices bang like the angels sing
we're singing ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
And we danced into the night

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night

like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place
you could tell how we felt from the look on our faces
we were spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes
the room left them moving between you and i

we forgot where we were and we lost track of time
and we sang to the wind as we danced through the night
and we sang

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and the voice bang like angels sing
we're singing ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night
ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night

like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell
it was love from above that could save me from hell
she had fire in her soul it was easy to see
how the devil himself could be pulled out of me.

there were drums in the air as she started to dance
every soul in the room keeping time with their hands
and we sang

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and the voice bang like the angels sing
we're singing ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and the voice bang like the angels sing
we're singing ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night

ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
singing ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay
and we danced on into the night.

[Kyle X]

I don't wanna be adored
Don't wanna be first in line
Or make myself heard
I'd like to bring a little light
To shine a light on your life
To make you feel loved
No, don't wanna be the only one you know
I wanna be the place you call home

[abyssion1337]

THIS IS FOR ABYS AND ODESSA :P

Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy

in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy
urge to kill rising

[Ken-Chan]

awww u big baby :P

You'd better get Ready to Die,
Get Ready to Die,
Get Ready to Die,
Get Ready to...
If we're not,
Not coming,
Then you better get Running,
And you'd better get Ready to Die

[BopBopBop]

Do what you want, ?cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ?cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

pirate's are way cooler than ninja's

[Ken-Chan]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power
They're the worlds most fearsome fighting teens
[ we're really hip ] Teenage mutant ninja turtles
They're heroes in a half shell and they're green
[ hey, get a grip ] Teenage mutant ninja turtles
When the evil shredder attacks
These turtle boys don't cut him no slack
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens
[ he's a radical rat ] Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines
[ that's a fact, Jack ] Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Raphael is K00L but rude
Michaelangelo is a party dude
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half shell, turtle power

NINJA'S KICK ASS

[Ken-Chan]

Like a ninja
Like a ninja
Gimme three square feet
And I'll end ya
Like a ninja
Like a ninja
my sword'll spin into a blur
Then I injure
So where my ninjas at
Where my ninjas at
every ninja for themselves
thought we been through that
Where my ninjas at
Where my ninjas at
dont want no oreos gimme ninja snaps

NINJA BACK UP

[abyssion1337]

It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
If I can kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan ?iti se tytt??s? vahti
vaan kyll?h?n Ieva sen jutkutti,
sill? ei meit? silloin kiellot haittaa
kun my? tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehn?sell?
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Pe? oli m?rk?n? jokaisella
ja viulu se vonku ja voevotti.
Ei t?t? poikoo m?rkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan ?iti se kammarissa
virsi? veisata huijjuutti,
kun t?m? poika naapurissa
?mm?n tytt?? nuijjuutti.
Eik? t?t? poikoo ?mm?t haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Hilipati hilipati hilipati hillaa,
hilipati hilipati hilipampaa.
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
tilitali tilitali tilitantaa.

Halituli jallaa tilituli tallaa
tilitili tilitili tilitili tallaa.
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan,
tilitali talitali helevantaa.

Rimpatirallaa ripirapirallaa
rumpatiruppa ripirampuu.
Jakkarittaa rippari lapalan
tulituli lallan tipiran tuu.

Jatsu tsappari dikkari dallan
tittari tillan titstan dullaa,
dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu.

Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dilla
beritstan dillan dellan doo.
A baribbattaa baribbariiba
ribiribi distan dellan doo.

Ja barillas dillan deia dooa
daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu.
Baristal dillas dillan duu ba daga
daiga daida duu duu deiga dou.

Siell? oli lysti? soiton j?l?keen
sain min? kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko m?ntii ni ?mm? se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Min? sanon Ievalle mit?p? se haittaa
laskemma viel?hi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveytt?s takkoomaa.
Terveen? pe?set ku korjoot luusi
ja m??t siit? murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei t?t? poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Sen min? sanon jotta purra pitt??
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat m?nn? ite vaikka l?nnest? itt??n
vaan min? en luovu Ievasta,
sill? ei t?t? poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
?ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

[Kuwabara]

Liar!
Liar!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?! (Liar)

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),
Treat the feet (treat the feet)
To the sweet, milky seat

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),
Treat the feet (Treat the feet)
To the sweet, milky seat

Liar [moan]
Liar [moan]
Liar [demon moan]
Liar [moan]
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

So much depends on the red, red wheelbarrow...

[abyssion1337]

Well, way back in the olden times,
my computer worked for me.
I'd laugh and play, all night and day,
on Zork I, II and III.

The Amiga, VIC-20 and the Sinclair II,
The TRS 80 and the Apple II,
they did what they were supposed to do,
wasn't much... but it was enough.

But then Xerox made a prototype,
Steve Jobs came on the scene,
read "Of Mice and Menus," Windows, Icons
a trash, and a bitmap screen.

Well Stevie said to Xerox,
"Boys, turn your heads and cough."
And when no-one was looking,
he ripped their interfaces off.

Stole every feature that he had seen,
put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen,
Mac OS 1 ran that machine,
only cost five thousand bucks.

But it was slow, it was buggy,
so they wrote it again,
And now they're up to OS 10,
they'll charge you for the Beta, then charge you again,
but the Mac OS still sucks.

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since Apple Dos,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to Lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux,
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Well then Microsoft jumped in the game,
copied Apple's interface, with an OS named,
"Windows 3.1" - it was twice as lame,
but the stock price rose and rose.

Then Windows 95, then 98,
man solitaire never ran so great,
and every single version came out late,
but I guess that's the way it goes.

But that bloatware'll crash and delete your work,
NT, ME, man, none of 'em work.
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk,
but the Windows OS blows!
And sucks!
At the same time!

I'd trade it in, yeah right... for what?
It's top of the line from the Compuhut.
The fridge, stove and toaster, never crash on me,
I should be able to get online, without a PHD.

My phone doesn't take a week to boot it,
my TV doesn't crash when I mute it,
I miss ASCII text, and my floppy drive,
I wish VIC-20 was still alive...

But it ain't the hardware, man.

It's just that every OS sucks... and blows.

Now there's lih-nux or lie-nux,
I don't know how you say it,
or how you install it, or use it, or play it,
or where you download it, or what programs run,
but lih-nux, or lie-nux, don't look like much fun.

However you say it, it's getting great press,
though how it survives is anyone's guess,
If you ask me, it's a great big mess,
for elitist, nerdy shmucks.

"It's free!" they say, if you can get it to run,
the Geeks say, "Hey, that's half the fun!"
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, and things to get done,
the Linux OS SUCKS.
I'm sorry to say it, but it does.

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since the abacus,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux.
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Every computer crashes... 'cause every OS sucks

[Ken-Chan]

I like to drive the taxi
I like it very much
even though I have no licence
I always find the clutch
I can drive it off my head
I can drive it off my feet
and I have no problems
getting taxi on the street

[Divine Dragoon]

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,

Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

[BopBopBop]

Maskinen-"Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n", or translated; "everyone who dont dance is a rapist".

Han ?r v?ldt?ktsman

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller alla hela kv?llen ingen ?ldersgr?ns
G?ller, han, hon s? konsekvent
Att alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n

S?g det till tjejen och kompisens v?ns v?n,
Att den,
Som inte dansar nu ?r v?ldt?ktsman
Varf?r ?r det konstigt att att

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Jag k?nner igen din stil
jag har sett den f?rr men
Det b?rjar redan n?r jag dansar fram till d?rren
Hela kompisg?ng av v?ldt?ktsm?n
Fr?n tolv till fem
(Framtr?der i stan p? fj?derbatong)
Dv?rg eller kortv?xt, tjock eller omkrets
polizei eller Connex
Angst eller ?ngest, Sv?r eller Komplex
St? still eller v?ldt?kt s? dansa dansa
Ga-ganska fin och omt?nksam men sansad stil, En v?ldt?ktsman
Ga-ganska fin och omt?nksam men sansad stil, En v?ldt?ktsman

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Du ser jag r?r mig jag ?r folkets v?n
N?nting h?nder k?nn det, Japp
Du bidrar till konstig st?mning
Om du v?ljer att st? still bland alla mina konkurrenter
Jag hoppas att du g?r s? gott du kan f?r
att minimera risken att bli v?ldt?ktsman
Jag hoppas att du g?r s? gott du kan,
du vill v?l inte l?mna st?llet som en v?ldt?ktsman

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

F?rsta steget ?r att, ni h?ller hand
han verkar trevlig, verkar omt?nksam
men det blir jobbigt n?r det kommer fram
att han st?r stilla som en v?ldt?ktsman

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n


Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
Alla som inte dansar ?r v?ldt?ktsm?n
G?ller hela kv?llen mellan tolv och fem

[abyssion1337]

When Grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When Grandfather dies

My whole world will change

When Grandfather dies

I'll scream and I'll yell

'Cause I'll be ****in' rich as hell



So Grandfather, die

Don't keep me in suspense

Oh Grandfather, cough


Up that inheritance

Oh Grandfather, don't

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I've gots bills to pay



A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I'll party with Hef

I'll dine with the Queen

So what say we unplug that machine?



Oh Grandfather, die

Before the fiscal year

Oh Grandfather, I

Wish Kevorkian were here

Oh Grandfather, die

Just take your final bow

Oh Grandfather, die

Family hates you anyhow



For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun

Your Social Security Number is 1

You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

You're so old your penis has varicose veins

Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa?

Why must you fight?

You old mother****er

Just walk toward the goddamn light



Walk toward the light, old man

Walk toward the light, old man



It's all over now

My granddad is dead

A mysterious blow

To his wrinkled old head

Before I collect

A small oversight

But everything should work out all right

I'll start working on my grandma tonight

[Divine Dragoon]

Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind
Run, run Rudolph, Randalph's not too far behind
Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town
Randalph he can hurry, he can take the freeway down
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a boy child "What have you been longing for?"
"All I want for Christmas is a Rock and Roll electric guitar"
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a shooting star

Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to town
Can't you make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a girl child "What would you like most to get?"
"I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream and wet"
And away went Rudolph a whizzing like a Saber jet

Run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, a running like a son-of-a-gun.

[Ken-Chan]

Cover me, when I run.
Cover me, through the fire.

Something not beyond the greed.
God i'm on my knees, cover me.
Die in peace.
Hey!

Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don't you know you gotta, shock the monkey.
Hey, hey!

Fox the fox.
Rat all the rats.
You can ape the ape.
I know about that.
There is one thing you must be sure of,
I can't take anymore.
Darling, don't yout monkey with the monkey.
Hey!

Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don't you know you gotta, shock the monkey.
Hey! Hey!
Shock the monkey! Hey!
Monkey!
Wheels keep turning.
Monkey!
Somethings burning.
Monkey don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
Shock! Shock! Shock!
Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.

Cover me, when I sleep.
Cover me, when I breathe.
You throw your pearls before the swine,
Make the monkey blind.
Cover me, darling please.
Hey!
Monkey!
Too much at stake.
Monkey!
Ground beneath me shake.
Monkey! And the news is breaking.

Shock! [4x]

[Divine Dragoon]

Lost in the sky
Clouds roll by and I roll with them
Arrows fly
Seas increase and then fall again

This world is spinning around me
This world is spinning without me
Every day sends future to past
Every breath leaves one less to my last

Watch the sparrow falling
Gives new meaning to it all
If not today nor yet tomorrow then some other day

Ill take seven lives for one
And then my only fathers son
As sure as I ever did love him
I am not afraid

This world is spinning around me
The whole world keeps spinning around me
All life is future to past
Every breath leaves me one less to my last

Pull me under pull me under
Pull me under Im not afraid
All that I feel in honor and spite
All I can do is set it right

Dust fills my eyes
Clouds roll by and I roll with them
Centuries cry
Orders fly and I fall again

This world is spinning inside me
The whole world is spinning inside of me
Every day sends future to past
Every step brings me closer to my last

Pull me under pull me under
Pull me under Im not afraid
Living my life too much in in the sun
Only until your will is done

[jrazur]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

[Divine Dragoon]

Brian:
Princeton!

Princeton:
Yeah.

Brian:
Listen, buddy, nobody?s seen ya for two weeks.
What?s up with that?

Princeton:
I went to work for a temp agency, and they
fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
I maxed out my cards, I?m two months behind
in rent, I totally messed up my personal life.
Oh, and Brian - I still haven?t found my purpose!

Brian:
All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying!
Everyone?s getting together to mess around the city today.

Princeton:
Have fun!

Brian:
When I say everyone, that includes you!

There is life outside your apartment.
I know it?s hard to conceive.
But there?s life outside your apartment.
And you?re only gonna see it if you leave.

There is cool **** to do,
But it can?t come to you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!

There is life outside your apartment.
But you gotta open the door!

Princeton:
No, thanks, I?m staying in!

Brian:
Don?t tell me I gotta force you.

Princeton:
Sorry!

Brian:
All right, everyone! He?s resisting!

All but Princeton:
There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside...
There is life outside your apartment!
There?s a pigeon
Squashed on the street.

Christmas Eve:
Ew.

Brian:
There?s a girl passing by

Nicky:
No I think it?s a guy

All but Princeton:
And a homeless man
Who only wants to
Buy something to eat!

Sorry, can?t help you.

We could go to the zoo!

Trekkie Monster:
Pick up girls at NYU!

Brian:
We could sit in the park smoking pot!

Christmas Eve:
Or not.

All but Princeton:
There is life outside your apartment.

Princeton:
Well, I guess I?ll give it a shot.

All:
There is life outside your apartment.
I know -
There is life outside your apartment.

Voice #1:
I?m gonna jump!

All:
Don?t do it!

Voice #1:
Okay.

All:
There is cool **** to do
But it can?t come to you
So come on -

Voice #2:
Get out of the way asshole!

Princeton:
**** you!

All:
There is life outside your apartment.
Oh, you never know
What?s around the bend.
You could win the lotto
Or make a friend...

Guys:
Take her home to see your apartment!

Lucy:
Do you wanna feel special?
I can see that you do.
Well, I can make you feel
Special.
If you let me feel you.

Guys:
She?ll feel you!

Lucy:
Where?s your pad?

Princeton:
Not too far.

Guys:
We could call you a car.

Princeton:
We?ll be fine, thank you! See ya!
Christmas Eve:
Hope you don?t get gonorrhea!

All:
There is life outside your apartment.

Princeton/Lucy:
But now it?s time to go home.

All:
There is life outside your apartment.

Trekkie Monster:
Me going home now.

Princeton/Lucy:
It?s time to go home!

Trekkie Monster:
That?s where me gonna go!

Lucy:
I can make you feel special

Trekkie Monster:
That?s where me gonna go!

All:
There is life outside your apartment.

Trekkie Monster:
Me going home now,
That?s where me gonna go!

Princeton/Lucy:
But now it?s time to go home

Trekkie Monster:
For porn!

[Ken-Chan]

Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

[abyssion1337]

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)

Iro asanai KIDDONAPPU MYUUJIKKU
Te to te ga ****te iru
Onaji DOA o NOKKU ****ai
Kono koe ga kikoe tara tobi da****e

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah... yeah yeah yeah!)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)

Hazure yasui TIIN EIJI-GIA
Korogaru hihi mo
Sora to umi to daichi wa tada, aruga mama
Itsumo demo nige naize

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters...

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeah yeah yeah!)

[Charon]

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It's been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone,

KIDS RAP!

Don't be a fool,
Stay in school!
Don't get high and drive a car,
You will not get very far

Well bap boom bam you'll be up on a pole
You got thirty people pushing but it still won't roll
And it won't start either 'cause the engine is bent
Next month you'll be crying bout the money you spent

Kids against drugs now say it!

Don't be a dope,
Don't smoke that coke!
We're talkin' bout cocaine,
Its not good for your brain

Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain,
You know its only cause you've been smokin' cocaine

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant...ly

Maybe you'll get over you will see,
That what I'm saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal...that could change the course of your life

It's a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You've got three options

The first one is to get your money
At the 'spense of someone else's grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you're a thief

Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You'll see you'll be there for a long time

The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin',
You just hop in your limousine

Ha, a roll on

Don't be no fool,
Drugs ain't cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true

A rip rap rollin' with the pretty girls,
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap

Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet

Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin' down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground

(retarded breathing solo)

(children screaming for joy) PARTY OVER HERE!

DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DON'T BE A HYPE!
DON'T SMOKE THAT PIPE!
DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DEAL!
COCAINE DOES MAKE YOU KEEL!

Hard times, y'all are getting harder,
Cash money is the only solution,
You gotta get hip to the system trip,
Become a soldier in the proper revolution,

Do it now baby, 'cause when you drop the bomb,
There won't be nowhere for you to run,
Try to spend you last cash then you see a big flash and it's
5 4 3 2 1

[jrazur]

Yeoooh Man, turn up the bass boy!
I like it, I like it, I
like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I
like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I
like it, I like it
I like it, I like it, I
like it... LOUD!

Allright everybody!
Tie your shoes! Yeah!

From the H to the P
on da mike you will see
The people's chant, that's me

Yeah, skibadee skibadanger
I am the rearranger
Hit them with a raw for sure
Now burn your draw, yeah!

I was born hardcore
Tough and proud
DJs play the record
Play the record out loud!

Aaah... Skibadee skibadanger
I am the rearranger
Hit them with the raw for sure
Now burn your draw
Never never endavour
The good weather
Or whether we'll be there
Only for your pleasure, yeaaaah!
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/hBD ]

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Come on!
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it... LOUD!

Yeah!
We're the special guest mixologists!
Aaargh...

Aiii ritz bitz for da
hitz with da lyrics
With a robotic narcotic in the pocket
The fire rocket, blood socket
I crack whip, yeah!

Elastic to plastic my platinum hit
You git gudda gudda get up with it
Me on the mike!
Be sophisticated
DJs articulated
Me on the mike, yeah!
Here we go!

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Are you having a good time tonight?
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, believe me, I like it loud
Maria, beleive me, I like it... LOUD!

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...
Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Tup-tup-tup-tara-rup-tup-tup...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Thank you!

[abyssion1337]

Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru yo
Iroase ta kioku da Kouhaku bou Atama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Kodomo no koro Natsukashii Kioku
KAR? toka no tokini Gin no SUP?N meni ate
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (wasurete ita ARUBAMU no uchi ni)
Ano koro ni wa (baka yatteru jibun) Modore nai (tomodachi to waratte)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Ima aitsura Doko ni iru no? Nani wo ****e iru no?
Kotae wa boya keta mama de
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru ne
Zasshi nitsuite kita SUR?D? MEGANE kake
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Otona ni nari Wasurete ta kioku
Yomigaeru Azayaka ni Ude de ERU ji tsukuri
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (furubo keta nikkichou Hiraki)
Ano koro ni wa (iroase ta P?JI ni wa) Modore nai (Hatsukoi no musune no
namae)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Tada ano koro Furikaeru Mujaki ni warae ta
Kegare mo shiranai mama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Misugo ****e ta keshiki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa GURAFIT?

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

[Ken-Chan]

I was transported to a faraway land
Into the world where monsters rule
I played the game like an ace
Now we?re in this place
To save the monsters from the evil Moo

Monsters rule, Monsters rule
Monster Rancher, Monster Rancher
Monsters rule, Monsters rule
Monster Rancher, Monster Rancher

Monsters rule

Pendent shows the mystery disk
We?ll take it to the shrine
We?ll redeem that fabled mystery disk
And release the Phoenix inside

Monster Rancher

I was transported to a faraway land
Into a world where monsters rule

Monster rule

Played the game like an ace
Now we?re in this place
To save the monsters from the evil Moo

Monsters rule, Monsters rule
Monster Rancher, Monster Rancher
Monsters rule, Monsters rule.

[Charon]

The blackened city calls out
Enter the temple of sin
You must enter the temple of sin

Contorted sinners beckon
Join our twisted rites
You must join our twisted rites

The priests eyes gleam
Blood on their scepters of flesh
There is blood on their scepters of flesh

The nubile virgin bows
Await the piercing thrust
She awaits the piercing thrust

Perverse rites
Priests of Sodom preside
We are damned

Praise the gods of sin

Her walls are burning
Grinding the staff of the priest
Sluts grinding the staff of the priest

The congregation
Revel in sins of the flesh
They revel in sins of the flesh
Whores from the temple
Serving shamanic desire
They are serving shamanic desire

Deviant bodies writhing
Slick with the fluids of lust
They are slick with the fluids of lust

Perverse rites
Priests of Sodom preside
We are damned

Immortal lust
Wicked legions come forth
Defile the pure

Statues of demons glisten with sweat
The orgy intensifies violence begins
Flaggelate sluts with serpentine whips
They raise their blades to throats of their men
Climax approaches and the blood will spill
Sexual sacrifice, mutilation and death

Murder

Priests of Sodom


Perverse rites
Priests of Sodom preside
We are damned

Immortal lust
Wicked legions come forth
Defile the pure

[Odessa]

At night I can't seem to get no sleep.
I think there's someone out to get me.
I've got my ammunition I'm ready for war.
Sittin back at the crib and waiting patiently.
Why does it gotta result to this?
Reminisce of all the innocent things I miss.
Can't spend time dwelling on the past.
I'll be the one to feel the gun blast.
Disrespected for way to long.
This pain keeps going on and on.
Now it's time for me to grab my steel
I'm showin the world just how I feel.

It's too late I'm turning inside out.
There's no escape there's no way out of this.

Every night I wake up in my dreams.
Out of control I loose sanity.
Darkness rises from within.
I loose grip on reality.
Why does it gotta result to this?
Poppin shots when we shoulda been poppin some Crys.
Can't forget the things you did to me.
Smothering me so I can't breathe.
Disrespected for way to long.
This pain keeps going on and on.
Now it's time for me to grab my steel
I'm showin the world just how I feel.

[abyssion1337]

ki ga tsuitara onaji men bakari purei
so****e itsumo onaji basho de shinu
akiramezu ni kieru ashiba ni chousen surukedo, sugu ni ****a ni ochiru yo

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

ki ga tsuitara raifu mou sukoshi shika nai
so****e itsumo soko de E-kan tsukau
akiramezu ni Ea-man made tadoritsuku keredo, sugu ni zanki nakunaru

ri-fu shi-rudo ga areba raku ni Ea-man o taoseru kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo uddo-man ga taosenai yo
ochiru konoha wa nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni sagatte kyori o tottemo izure wa kyori o tsumerareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo aitsu no janpu wa kugurenai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

[jrazur]

You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants

You hunched and blinded mutants
Living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets
Your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets
Overflowed with gold
You're living with your parents
And you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse buy
And zero you all out

Hate [16x]

You sad and putrid losers
Complaining on the couch
Think you're ****ing better than us?'
You can't leave your house

Deluded little maggots
Fold your arms and frown
Go to work and make me money
Before I put you down

You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse buy
And zero you all out

Hate [16x]

I would like to get some sleep
But you keep buying all our things
My overhead is way too deep
For us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me
I am not you, I thank the gods
And if I were, I'd die like dogs

Die [30x]
DIE!

You're a bunch of banks
That I'd like to rob
You're my online cash transaction
You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
To a swiss account
Spend you an on impulse buy
And zero you all out

You're a credit card
That I will defile
Every time I max you out
I get a thousand miles

You're a brand new car
That I do not need
Wrap you round a telephone pole
Shrug it off and leave

Just follow me... Down the elevator...
Through the gates... down the stairs...
Just keep on walking... through the hallway...

Now open the door...

[Charon]

Wrap the wire round the neck,
pull it tight to suffocate
His mouth is spewing steaming blood
Hang the body with a cord, gag his mouth
with shards of steel
He doesn't know the pain he'll feel
Interwoven deadly spikes, tightening cables
lacerate
Assorted gashes open wide
Ruptured veins are gushing blood, scraps of
skin are flying off
The body of the helpless prey

Jagged cable binds, you scream, No escape
Metal barbs tearing at you, Rend your flesh

Tear apart the tendons,
wire chokes the victim
Shred away his features,
shred away his being
Rip the tissue from the body, Rend your flesh

Lacerate, sharp spikes rip
Mutilate, pierce the skin

Mummified in the barbed wire
Breathing stops, life expires
Mummified in the barbed wire
Metal binds as you die

Tangled in a web of pain, No escape
Blood seeps through the metal sheath,
Saw-like noose

Tear apart the tendons,
wire chokes the victim
Shred away his features,
shred away his being
Gleaming cords encase the corpse, No escape

Lacerate, sharp spikes rip
Mutilate, pierce the skin

Mummified in the barbed wire
Breathing stops, life expires
Mummified in the barbed wire
Metal binds as you die

Steel wraps your face, blood soaks the steel
Bound in wire, soon to die, life choked out,
bleed to death


Mummified in the barbed wire

[abyssion1337]

I'm looking down the hole
your looking up at me
you're cold and tired
that is easy to see
lower the rope to you
a bucket on the line
your membrane will be soft and smooth
and your heart will be mine

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes precious it gets the hose

The look inside your eyes
drives me from control
evoking visions of my favourite casserole
and if i eat your heart
i'll also eat your soul
and when i'm done with that i'll use your skull as a bowl

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes precious it gets the hose
It puts the lotion in the basket

The night is very cold
I'm feeling kind of weak
I think i'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
and then I'll bury you underneath a log


It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes it does precious
It puts the lotion in the basket
bitch put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the ****ing basket bitch
put the lotion in the basket

[abyssion1337]

this topic needs a bump sorry

Kitzukarenai de todome o sasu
Dono jidai mo iki nobite kita
Uso mitai na sora no ****a
Kowai mono nante oboecha inai

Machi o sotto mioro****e
Kimagure ni funzuke tari
Sokora jyu ni hi o tsuke ta
So ieba nante namae datta ke

Kanashimi o zenbu hiki uke tatte daijobu
Te kagen nante iranai
Doko de datte dare no mae de datte
Tada jibun de itai

Hippari da****a kage no kage
Shimi kon deru kodoku na hibi
Sekaijyou ga iratsuitatte
Detarame ni kyo mo wameite miseru

Sonna ni minaide
PINTO zura ****a kurai de ii
Hadaka mitaina kibun
Uki ashi datta mirai ni human demo
Me o sama****e itai

Kanashimi o zenbu hiki uke tatte daijobu
Te kagen nante iranai
Doko de datte dare no mae de datte
Tada jibun de itai

[Charon]

utchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Drenched body
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation
Treachery never ending soul ripping
Lifeless Bodies not, petrified
Cloggins veins
Presure building
Scabbing clotted sores dehydrate
Condemned to life of obscurity
Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts through murder
Devoting my life to mutilation
Screams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated
Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing
Eyes now dialate
Bodies disintegrate
Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum
Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground
Sodomizing living beings with my utensils
Stabbing on your life stripped of all your skin
Disgusting to the world
Beauty to my eyes
The body lying naked, discharging my infection
Invigorating while I kill, intoxicating
Invoking suffering on human beings
Grinding orifices my only therapy
Sculpting gore
Muscle tissue
Reshaping
Mounds of flesh, deformation
Skulls of victims stacked like trophies
Bleeding from your arse sudden blood ejection

[abyssion1337]

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

[Ken-Chan]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

A wraith with an angel?s body.
A demon with a smile of gold.
You soul-sucker.
I won?t become like you.
A killer with the perfect weapons,
crystal eyes and a heart of coal.
You soul-sucker.
I won?t lose myself in you.

Look how pretty she is, when she falls down.
now there?s no beauty in bleeding mascara. Lips are quivering
Like a withering rose, she?s back again.

What the **** do you think love means?
It?s more than words and more then feelings
sucking me dry. Is my marrow that sweet?
Your dead lovers left a trail of broken hearts and misspent hopes.

Sucking them dry. Does their marrow taste of
Sweetness, Sweetness? I hope you choke.

Look how pretty she is, when she falls down.
now there?s no beauty in bleeding mascara. Lips are quivering
like a withering rose, she?s back again, she's back a-, shes back again.. shes back

[Divine Dragoon]

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.

On nights when I can't settle down no matter what,
I just want to throw anything and everything away.
Don't bitch and complain, just open the door, ya know. [1]
I don't have time to quibble with you. [2]

I want to fly all over the place. [3]
I wanna throw caution to the wind. [4]
It isn't because I've lost anything
It's because nothing's even started yet.

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.
What do you want? What do you wanna do? Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the darkness and run to grab what you want (all) through the night [5]

Sometimes I'll let my guard down to your kindness,
but sometimes I worry.
I've been doing whatever I want as much as I wanted to,
But to tell the truth, to be with you is the best. [6]

Believing, I want us to believe in each other.
I want it to be as plain as black and white.
Because it's not just intensity
Because it's not just gentless...

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
Who do I want to hold? I should know.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
I can't protect even those unless I get moving.
Even if I get hurt, or I hurt someone, or I have to take the long way, [7]
With my heart as it is, tumbling as I am, I'll pierce (all) through the night

Don't make fun of it! Don't destroy it! Don't cheapen it!
That one thing everyone has that they won't give up.
Only love! Only dreams! Only you!
Those are the only things I won't let go, ever.

Holding each other, getting hurt, then loss...
Everyone hurts the one they hold most dear.
Anyway, I just can't understand
being shackled with a promise... I can't put my finger on it...

What do you want? What do you wanna do? Where do you wanna go?
Cut through the dark and run to grab what you want (all) through the night

[Ken-Chan]

Be my co-pilot
Come be in my dream
You looked so beautiful there
Just like a part of you
That makes a part of me seem...

[abyssion1337]

Skip town. slow down
push it to the east coast
Step down turn around
push it to the west
Need less, use less
we?re asking for too much I guess
Cause all we get is?

Dead disco
Dead funk
Dead rock and roll
Remodel
Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la

Dead disco
Dead funk
Dead rock and roll
Remodel
Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la

Tits out, pants down
Overnight to London
Touch down, look around
Everyone?s the same
World wide, air tight
No one?s got a face left to blame
And all we get is?

Dead disco
Dead funk
Dead rock and roll
Remodel
Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la

Dead disco
Dead funk
Dead rock and roll
Remodel
Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la

I know, I know you tried to change things
I know, I know you tried to change
I know, I know you tried to change things
I know you tried to change
I know

[Ken-Chan]

A man with no friends, only live for revenge
Live his life off the henge, cut, through a thousand men
Blade swing with the force of a cyclone
Cut crystal and bone, pistol and chrome
Stand in my path, you're a dead man
I cut the whole world in half for the Number One headband
Quest of a lonely soul, on a lonely road

[BopBopBop]

You thought it was over, it's not over
I'll be back, I brought my axe

In the shadows, alone in the dark
Young victims I stalk

You thought it was over, it's not over
I come back

From the grave
To mutilate

Axed in the back
Pick through the neck
Dead like the rest

Molested and left
Limbs split in half
I ruptured their flesh
Puncture wounds
To the head

Bone fragments clot to the hatchet
Knee-deep in the blood of the dead
Cranial separation
Sex with her severed head

Rotten walking dead
Hunting living victims

[jrazur]

It's like whatever path we choose in this life this generation has been set to extinguish itself

Don't tell me how to talk or how to live my life
**** That ****, **** That ****
Every time I'm right a little part of you die
**** That ****, **** That ****
Should I ever be punished for crossing the line
**** That ****, **** That ****
It was made for those who can't think for themselves
**** That ****, **** That ****

A little part of you DIE (16x)

You keep judging my ** ** what I fake
**** That ****, **** That ****
I'm just a drowning maggets in your wallowed life
**** That ****, **** That ****
You pretend to be god you **** me in the ass
**** That ****, **** That ****
Consequence, I'll ****ing shoot you in the head
**** That ****, **** That ****


A little part of you DIE (16x)

Revolt
It's revolution
Bring out the guillotine

Revolt
It's the part of solution
Bring out the guillotine

**** That ****, **** That **** (4x)

A little part of you DIE (16x)

**** That ****

Revolt
It's revolution
Bring out the guillotine

Revolt
It's the part of solution
Bring out the guillotine

A little part of you DIE (8x)

Revolt
It's the part of solution
Bring out the guillotine

Revolt
Bring out the guillotine


Bring out the guillotine

[Charon]

A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son?s room
I gave him anesthesia so he?d never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn?t worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn?t think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money

[Ionzorg]

A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son?s room
I gave him anesthesia so he?d never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn?t worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn?t think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money


That's...hilarious. :D

The machines in me are failing with every waking moment;
Their gears rust over and chains snap loose;
Everything begins to turn slower;
All searing to a grinding halt.

In the end, what will I become?

Take a look inside (inside)
And see these obsolete machines;
No longer do they function as they should;
Seized up in disrepair.

In the end, what will I become?

What now will be done
Without these machines that made me what I am?
Shall I rip them out and forge on,
Returning to my long ago self,
The obsolete humanity I left behind?

Will I be simply man or broken machine?

[Ken-Chan]

Gats and gigantic paper stacks is what I'm seein'
Grew up with kingpins, homicidal human beings
My name as hot as the sun in the solar system
Rappers screamin' my name and prayin' for me to dis 'em
This is astronomical to me your whole cast is comical
Singular shot will put an end to your chronicle
Sippin' Bud Ice, thugs strife in the wicked city
The **** is pretty colder than the tip of a witches titty
The soul eraser, mozzarella taker make hella paper
Battle in storms and forever I prevail a playa
Pullin' humongus cables, bomb undertakers
From infared lasers my enemies fall like Niagara
Pullin' vapors from brown Vega's, pimpin infinite
Bitches be scandalous ain't no time for being sensitive
Treacherous crimes using berettas and nines
Show I'm a vet when I grind, fully ahead of my time nigga

[abyssion1337]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!

[Ken-Chan]

Now listen, Yo!
People put your guns up
mazu ore ga Run dat
hashiri mawatte yatsura wo Gun shot!!
Brand new sound sou still survival
Here come sound boy kono sekai ni ikirou

[abyssion1337]

And I feel that times a wasted go
So where ya going to tommorrow?
And I see that these are lies to come
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And I feel it

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And she feels it

Where ya going to tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
To find it
To find it
To find it

[Ken-Chan]

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ohhh...

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

The angels sang out... in immaculate chorus
And down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris
He delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions... as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny

[BopBopBop]

Cannibal Corpse - Decency Defied.

Torn from your body, removed while you scream
Dissect to collet my blade now reams
Pieces of flesh lie by the side
Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

Crudely I cut away
All are my prey
Tell me how it feels when your flesh is peeled
You are vain with your art
I desire it torn appart
With my insane hunting the removal of flesh now starts

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather

Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

To you a design
Now a trophy made mine
To you a design
Now a trophy made mine

I seek to find
To satisfy my ****ed mind
I seek to find
To satisfy my ****ed mind

[Solo Jack Owen]

Ignoring your cries
Exposing your insides
Violence defined

Torn from your body, removed while you scream
Dissect to collect, my blade now reams
Pieces of flesh lie side by side
Worn on my body or put on display

You mark your skin, it gives you pleasure
I take your precious art, it becomes my leather
Taking your hide before you have died

Decency defied

[abyssion1337]

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,
But I don't need a cure,
I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I'm high on believing that your in love with me.
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,
And I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.
I'm hooked on a feeling

[InuBokko]

Excalibur
Sword of the kings
Take me on your wings
Back where I belong
Excalibur

[jrazur]

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...

i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i will look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...


________________

(that is the whole song if your wondering)

[abyssion1337]

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be.

But I don't have a hammer
And I dont have a ship
So I can't build a house
And we can't take a trip

And I'll never be a poet
Nor have the painter's grace
So I'll never write you a verse
Nor immortalize your face

And also I have herpes...

[Ken-Chan]

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

[abyssion1337]

Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow heading right now?

Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flip

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
Yeah!

What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans. Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah!

[BopBopBop]

I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.

And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...

But Gaia faggots made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.

I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.

So..
Bye bye, to the ******TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

Did you write the rules of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...

Now do you believe in a ****ing cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal ass?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?

Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those trolls!

I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that ******TITS died.

And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the ******TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.

So come on, post some CP, post some tits,
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick,
Because in the pooper is where they stick.

And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!

The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died

And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the ******TITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."

**

I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.

I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contaband.

And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.

And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.

And we we're posting...

Bye bye, to the ******TITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."

Bye bye, to the ******TITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."

[abyssion1337]

Hast Du etwas Zeit f?r mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

[Charon]

Invective death, from the hand
To write the book of evil
Terminus of the overture
Recite the role of power

Schizophrenic reflex, vesicate, mutilate
Refuse the force on which you die
Myrmidon of Goethe
Abortion of angels that flee for their lives
Animated onslaught, expectorated discharge
Elegy of evil, visions of light for thou has forgotten

Adulating scripture, dominate, terminate
Fascist author of Gods
Drubbing of his light fears
Bring forth the atheist, sent to inseminate
Aggravated blasphmere, insurrected one to tell
Power through defile
Mephisto is coming to claim me for hell
Satan.
Take me MEPHISTOPHELES


Insurrect the shield of Satan
Grant me immortality
To rise

[abyssion1337]

H.P. the Writer
Wasn't happy so we're told
With his horrid health
and his lack of wealth
he wrote tales to make blood cold

H.P. the Writer
Got an idea in his head
We weren't meant to know
of the things below
He would make up more instead

There must have been a reason
for the strange names that he chose
When you first read of Cthulhu
You couldn't pronounce it, we all know

H.P. the Writer
Shuffled off this mortal coil
Now in Providence
he's behind a fence,
buried underneath the soil

[BopBopBop]

We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.


We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch.

[abyssion1337]

Ladies and Gentleman!
Boys and Ghouls!
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of
delight, horror, fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command!
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you... there's always a price!
Welcome to the greatest show UNEARTHED!

The Dark Carnival Is In Town
You Better Be Ready
Just Follow The Parade
Of Dancing Skeletons
Full Of Ghoulish Delights
Around Every Corner
Don't Tell Your Parents Your Here
They Will Soon Be Mourners

Welcome To The Lower Birth
The Greatest Show Unearthed
We Appear Without A Sound
The Darkest Show Around
We Will Leave You In A Daze
Madness, Murder, Dismay
We Will Disappear At Night
With Blood On The Concrete

I Will Be Your Ticket Taker
Come Inside It's A Dream
Enter The Fun House Of Mirrors
No One Can Hear You Scream
We Can Supply Anything
That Your Heart Desires
But The Consequences
Will Surely Be Dire

Welcome To The Lower Birth
The Greatest Show Unearthed
We Appear Without A Sound
The Darkest Show Around
We Will Leave You In A Daze
Madness, Murder, Dismay
We Will Disappear At Night
With Blood On The Concrete

Welcome To The Lower Birth
The Greatest Show Unearthed

Come Inside
For The Ride
Your Deepest Darkest Fears

The Best Night
Of Your Life
You're Never Leaving Here

The Unknown
The Unseen
Is What You're Gonna Find

Witness This
Witness That
Until You Lose Your Mind

Welcome To The Lower Birth
The Greatest Show Unearthed
We Appear Without A Sound
The Darkest Show Around
We Will Leave You In A Daze
Madness, Murder, Dismay
We Will Disappear At Night
With Blood On The Concrete

[Divine Dragoon]

I'm just a normal boy
That sank when I fell overboard
My ship would leave the country
But I'd rather swim ashore

Without a life vest I'd be stuck again
Wish I was much more masculine
Maybe then I could learn to swim
Like 'fourteen miles away'

Now floating up and down
I spin, colliding into sound
Like whales beneath me diving down
I'm sinking to the bottom of my
Everything that freaks me out
The lighthouse beam has just run out
I'm cold as cold as cold can be
be

I want to swim away but don't know how
Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean
Let the waves up take me down
Let the hurricane set in motion... yeah
Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down
Let the rain come down

Where is the coastguard
I keep looking each direction
For a spotlight, give me something
I need something for protection
Maybe flotsam junk will do just fine
the jetsam sunk, I'm left behind
I'm treading for my life believe me
(How can I keep up this breathing)

Not knowing how to think
I scream aloud, begin to sink
My legs and arms are broken down
With envy for the solid ground
I'm reaching for the life within me
How can one man stop his ending
I thought of just your face
Relaxed, and floated into space

I want to swim away but don't know how
Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean
Let the waves up take me down
Let the hurricane set in motion... yeah
Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down
Let the rain come down

Now waking to the sun
I calculate what I had done
Like jumping from the bow yeah
Just to prove I knew how yeah
It's midnight's late reminder of
The loss of her, the one I love
My will to quickly end it all
Set front row in my need to fall

Into the ocean, end it all
Into the ocean, end it all
Into the ocean, end it all
into the ocean...end it all

[Zayra]
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)

I want to swim away but don't know how
Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean
Let the waves take me down
Let the hurricane set in motion yeah
Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down
Let the rain come down

Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
(In to space)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
(I thought of just your face)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)
Into the ocean (goodbye) end it all (goodbye)

[abyssion1337]

This song always reminds me of Captain Jack Harkness, the coolest Captain Jack ever

Heyo Captain Jack(Heyo Captain Jack)
Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track)

Running to the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Run to peace camp back
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadadideido, left right, right left
Badadadideido, run along with Captain Jack

Forward march!

Heyo Captain Jack (Heyo Captain Jack)
Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track)
Give me a gun in my hand (Give me a gun in my hand)
I want to be shooting man (I want to be shooting man)
Left, right, left (Left, right, left)
The military step (The military step)
The air force rap (The air force rap)
The seventeen is the best (The seventeen is the best)
Goo, left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left
(Goo, left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left)


We are running to the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido badadideido, run along with Captain Jack
Run into the peace camp back
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido, badideido, badideidideidideido
Badadadideido, left right right left
Badadadideido, run along with Captain Jack

Company attention forward march!

Heyo Captain Jack (Heyo Captain Jack)
Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track)
Give me a bottle in my hand (Give me a bottle in my hand)
I want to be drunken man (I want to be drunken man)
Left, right, left (Left, right, left)
The military step (The military step)
The air force rap (The air force rap)
The seventy is the best (The seventy is the best)
Goo, left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left
(Goo, left, go right, go pick up the step, go left, go right, go left)

We are running to the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido badadideido, run along with Captain Jack
Run into the peace camp back
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido, badideido, badideidideidideido
Badadadideido, left right right left
Badadadideido, run along with Captain Jack

Heyo Captain Jack (Heyo Captain Jack)
Bring me back to the railroad track (Bring me back to the railroad track)
Give me a woman in my hand (Give me a woman in my hand)
I want to be ****ing man (I want to be ****ing man)
Left, right, left (Left, right, left)
The military step (The military step)
The air force rap (The air force rap)
The seventeen is the best (The seventeen is the best)
Forward march!



We Are runningto the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido badadideido, run along with Captain Jack
Run into the peace camp back
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadideido, badideido, badideidideidideido
Badadadideido, left right right left
Badadadideido, run along with Captain Jack

[imphic]

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus ?gypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Z?hne, und davon ganz sch?n viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich bei? dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp

[Ken-Chan]

Gimme that Dunkie Butt and them big ol` legs, I ain`t 2 hard 2 beg
Ain`t no shame in this game, I`m gonna break it down and beg like Johnny
Please...Please...Please...

Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Please...Please...Please...

Everybody get buck wild, lemme do that Dunkie joint style
Lift me up and bounce around, now do the brown
Rock it, pop it, don`t stop it, I wanna knock it, yeah
Open up and lemme come inside, take me on that donkey ride
I wanna make that body jerk, no time 2 play, just do your work
`Cuz I`m a businessman takin` care of business, can I get a witness?
So come on out U little devil, lemme take it 2 another level
C`mon get sick like bushwhick `cause I need a Dunkie quick
So lemme ride the donkey all the way down, I got U makin` the freaky style
`Cuz I`m just a freak then I`m up and ridin`, I don`t need a long relationship
Just hit it, quit it, and dip.
Gimme that Dunkie Butt and them big ol` legs, I ain`t 2 hard 2 beg
Ain`t no shame in this game, I`m gonna break it down and beg like Johnny
Please...Please...Please...

Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Please...Please...Please...



I`d even want U on the floor, The way U move, U make me watch U more
I like the way U strut, shakin` that big ol` Dunkie Butt
And U`re winning it 4 or what `cuz I`m about 2 eat a still pill
That big ol` butt makes a preacher want a kid 4 real
`Cuz U go girl, I wanna rock your world, get down 2 party
That girl`s got me crazy, the way U`re kickin` them dates
I wanna lay low long hard labour, please...
I`ve been bringin` down ever since I was about 2 stop rent
C I know how 2 satisfy, gimme that girl that money can`t buy
Damn, I wanna try it, so gimme that funkie chunkie Dunkie
Wind it, rhyme it, I don`t mind it, go an` tear it loose, I`m gonna find it
Back that butt up and make it beat, I`m gonna rock that Dunkie 2 sleep
Gimme that Dunkie Butt and them big ol` legs, I ain`t 2 hard 2 beg
Ain`t no shame in this game, I`m gonna break it down and beg like Johnny
Please...Please...Please...

Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Please...Please...Please...

Girls actin` like crazy, break it down and a ?wild real labour?
The way U wanna freak with me, so smile like U`re havin` fun
And I`ll show the freak how it supposed 2 B, work it on down and side 2 side
Take U on that donkey ride, lemme show U how 2 get buck wild
And do that Dunkie joint style, I`m hoppin` it, we`re hoppin` it
I got U on the run, I`m doin` U real good, free ladies
Like it`s supposed 2 B done, put a smile on your face, yeah!
Like U`re havin` fun, `cuz when I dance is just a loaded gun
Ain`t talkin` `bout a nun, huh, so shake, play it, break it, don`t fake it
Show me how long a friend can take it
Gimme that Dunkie Butt and them big ol` legs, I ain`t 2 hard 2 beg
Ain`t no shame in this game, I`m gonna break it down and beg like Johnny
Please...Please...Please...

Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Lemme rock that Dunkie Dunkie
Please...Please...Please...

[[SPOKEN]]
Yo boy
I wanna count 2 three
I want U 2 break it down and do that Dunkie funkie
Yo, R U ready?? 1...2...3...
Get buck wild!!!

[Luppi-tan]

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon.
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fianc? hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgin you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today

[abyssion1337]

There?s a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It?s a castle in the sky

It?s a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There?s a battle on the field
You?re a knight and you?re right
So with dragons now you?ll fight

And my fancy is flying
It?s a castle in the sky
Or there?s nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your castle in the sky

You?ve got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You?ve got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."

[imphic]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

[Luppi-tan]

I found a nekomimi
Found it in the night
And when I put it on me
Sounds of such delight

I can hear the secret ones
Far beyond my sight
I heard them in the mountains
Dancing in moonlight

Nekomimi mode
Full, full, full moon

[abyssion1337]

La la la la la la la......

American lover
Tattooed with flowers
Man strongly muscled, steely heart
But lovely lovely baby
Wanna be your lady

Indiana lover
So sweet and sour
Man so mysterious, lonely heart
So lovely lovely, black and white

When I feel blue I wanna be with you
"Americano" love me twice
But when I see the "Indian of my life"
So lovely lovely lovely and you're my man

Hey you! ...Not you!!!
Who wanna be my lover??
Oh baby don't be glower
I'll make you feel so right!!!

Hey you! ...Not you!!!
Who wanna feel the fever??
It's growing my desire
To make you feel so nice!!!

La la la la la la la......

Italian lover
Spaghetti fever
Romantic man with sexy heart
So lovely lovely baby
I wanna be you lady

Japanese lover
Oriental flavour
Man without liar, noble heart
So lovely lovely samurai!!!

When I feel blue I wanna be with you
"Man Italiano" love me twice
But when I see you "Japan Samurai"
So lovely lovely lovely and you're my man

Hey you! ...Not you!!!
Who wanna be my lover??
Oh baby don't be glower
I'll make you feel so right!!!

Hey you! ...Not you!!!
Who wanna feel the fever??
It's growing my desire
To make you feel so nice!!!

[imphic]

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

[Issitheus]

Someday mother will die and I'll get the money
Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly,
You son of a bitch"
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I'll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."

See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome Dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

[imphic]

Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
Where is it? Where? Where?

A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
For this is the song that goes like this
Yes it is! Yes it is!

Now we can go straight
Into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me

I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
And then
We change
The key

Now we're into E!
*hem* That's awfully high for me
But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D
For this is our song that goes like this!

I'm feeling very proud
You're singing far too loud
That's the way that this song goes
You're standing on my toes
Singing our song that goes like this!

I can't believe there's more
It's far too long, I'm sure
That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on
For this is our song that is too long!

We'll be singing this til dawn
You'll wish that you weren't born
Let's stop this damn refrain
Before we go insane
For this is our song that ends like this!

[Ken-Chan]

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

[BopBopBop]

C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh Cookie, Cookie, Cookie starts with C

A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C
A round doughnut with one bite out if it also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a C,
But you can't eat that!

So, C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie starts with C

[imphic]

Its not my fault that i'm no understandable,
And I try so hard just to be bilinguable
I promise that in Spanish this is really good,
But when i sing in English its just bad wood,
It all gets lost in translation,
It gets me a wide frustration,
Coz me born in another nation,
Chickens run free and i love my Yoda,
Now its hard i dont know the translation,
My tongue speak is in a tangle,
I'm a dizzy-dingle-dangle,
A dictionatary I need again,
Dancing BOW WOW watch me bend,
This is hermadic and athletic,
It's harmonic and plutonic,
English is not for me as you can plainly see,
But I still try it, rehearse it,
Spanglish reverse it,
But it gets so lost,
So very very lost BOY!
Her song doesnt make any sense
*Screams*
Translation it takes all my concentration,
I'd rather do the sex giration,
Give me an apple I'm Abe Vigoda!
That's not right i dont no the..
Translation my mouth talk is always struggle,
My belly-biggle-buggle
Don't know what the words mean i just prete-end,
So looky now its my rear end, my rear e-end
MY REAR END!!!

[Divine Dragoon]

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - oh

Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ooh

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow - get it on - mh

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a ....
Take me, for a meanwhile I'm still thinking ....

[abyssion1337]

Heya Tom, it?s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how?ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I?m a zombie now
I really wish you?d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here?s an FYI: you?re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable, I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don?t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that?s OK for now but someday you?ll be out of food and guns
And then you?ll have to make the call
I?m not surprised to see you haven?t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that?s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable, I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

I?d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you?re working with me
I?m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I?ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we?ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I?ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we?ll table this for now
I?m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we?re all busy as hell
And we?ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re not unreasonable, I mean, no one?s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We?re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We?ll all come inside and eat your brains

[imphic]

Yoo hoo, whee hoo
Yoo hoo, whee hoo

Hey, look at me
I just bought a new flat screen TV
It was the biggest brightest picture that I've ever seen
And I love my green tea and my small bonsai tree and any movie that is made by Ang Lee
And my hybrid car that gets 35 mpg's

I love the Asian race
They're the smartest people in the world
Even though they give up newborn girls
They invented sake, and chicken teriyaki
So I'm asking now, aren't Asians great? (aren't Asians great, Asians great)

Sushi, egg roll
Sashimi, baseball

They've always got something new
Like a robot that can put on your shoe
Karaoke, Connie Chung and kung-fu
They built a great Big Wall
But in their pants they're kind of small
Plus Buddha and Hello Kitty too! (aren't Asians great, Asians great)

Sour and sweet, bound feet
Ping pong, bang gong

I love the Asian race
They've done wonders with the automobile
But they're not so good behind the wheel
Some of them are commies
But they gave us origami
So I'm asking now, aren't Asians great? (Asians great, Asians great)

[Divine Dragoon]

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,

Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

[thejosh64]

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

[imphic]

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no
(roar roar roar ahh ahh ahh)

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where I'll stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... woah no

[thejosh64]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

[Ken-Chan]

So ****ing
Blow those words out the back of your head
I've heard it all and I?m done with that ****
You tell me lies and
You give what you get
So blow those ****ing words out the back of your head

[Charon]

The sound of vomiting, to my ears like singing, now I'm beginning to become erect. With illness I am obsessed, in the beds of the fallen I rest. A fixation amplified, the smell here is what I like best.

Feverishly combing the buckets of waste, wrapping myself in the filth-ridden sheets. Raping the souls of the comatose to fulfill my needs. Photographing bedsores, cultured by my sick neglect. It's more than a job, it's a love for me to walk this close with death.

When you hear a flatline, you know surely I'll be near. To when the reaper's sickle is drawn, I am ever aware. I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things. Malpractice forever be my bitter name.

How quickly life does fade away, but a flip of the river man's coin could send you screaming to your grave.


Grief-stricken family watches on, ceaseless prayers for an only son, I'm afraid that nothing can be done. His moment has finally come. The wrath of God exemplified, to the pearly he'll soon arrive. To leave here his husk in this room of white, I'm quivering at the thought.

Pull the plug (I'm begging you), take the ride to the cold and blue. The reaper's yellow lichen finger aims ever so true. The origins of disease I have witnessed in my dreams. The flooding of the blackest blood to quench my fetid needs.

I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things. Malpractice forever be my bitter name. I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things.

[thejosh64]

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is ****in, (****in)
POWERFUL!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that **** happens to me,
all the time

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

[Divine Dragoon]

a b c d e f g h i j k lmno p q r s t u v w x y and z now i know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me?

[abyssion1337]

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.

Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.

There's Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.

Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.

Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.

Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

[BopBopBop]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort

Cut my life into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love for another
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me in fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying

I cant go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying

I cant go on living this way
Cant go on
Living this way
Nothings alright

[Odessa]

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too...



wow, i was just thinking of this. eerie...

[BopBopBop]

You've been targeted in the night
by violent mercenaries.
Your identity's been confused
with one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life.
You are an electrician.
But there's a bounty on your head
A billion unmarked travelers checks.

RUN

Find your way deep into the woods.
The dogs can smell your path.
Try to find a way out of this.
There seems to be no chance.
Bounty hunters closer to you.
Start to remember back.
When you studied biology
back in your high school class.

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

They're getting closer
but now you have a plan.
Lead them to the generator
where there's solid land.
The concrete floor will do just fine
and electric outlets.
Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.

Bloodrocuted
Bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted right now

Enemies stand dead in your blood.
The stench of cooking skin.
Everyone of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in.
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow.
Though you are the victor tonight
your time has come to go.

go go go go go go
Your time has come to go
go go go go go go
Your time has come to go

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

Bloodrocuted

[Charon]

first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then you killed another
when you got out on bail

old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2]

you're in jail again
because you wouldn't sell out
let's get a bulldozer
and break him out

[jeremyhac]

I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?

I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need no religion
Run away, away from you!

I don't do what I've been told,
You're so lame why don't you just go?

DIE MOTHER****ER DIE MOTHER****ER DIE! (x7)

[abyssion1337]

I've made a fist but I cannot knock upon that door
'Cause once I walk through it I won't be coming back no more
It's strange how everything can change oh, so very fast
Somewhere someone out there will always have the last laugh

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

Everyday I look at myself and I wonder why
I have written the soundtrack to the end of my life
And as I climb this ladder now it is certain I will fall
God, he must be deaf because he never heard me call

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

Somebody save me!

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

[Charon]

Oppression is the Holy Law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and creed the master plan?
The Bible's where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!


Corruption breeds the ****phile
Don't pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're ****ing miles away
Scream out loud, here's where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The target's ****ing Jesus Christ
I would've lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head!

Through the fear you're sold into the fraud
Revelation,
Revolution,
I see through your Christ illusion!


The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads this violence everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

There is no ****ing Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

[abyssion1337]

Reverend, reverend...
Is this some conspiracy?
Crucified, for no sins...
Your image, beneath me.

Lost within my plans for life...
It all seemed so unreal.
I'm a man cut in half in this world...
Left in my misery.

Reverend, he turned to me...
Without a tear in his eyes.
It's nothing new for him to see...
I didn't ask him why.

I will remember...
The love our souls had sworn to make.
Now I watch the falling rain.
All my mind can see now is your...

Well, I guess, you took my youth...
And gave it all away.
Like the birth of a new-found joy...
This love would end in rage.

And when she died...
I couldn't cry.
The pride within my soul.
You left me incomplete.
All alone, as the memories now unfold.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery gates.

Sometimes, when I'm alone...
I wonder aloud.
If you're watching over me...
Some place far abound.

I must reverse my life...
I can't live in the past.
Then set my soul free...
Belong to me at last.

Through all those complex years...
I thought I was alone.
I didn't care to look around...
And make this world my own.

And when she died...
I should've cried, and spared myself some pain.
You left me, incomplete.
All alone, as the memories still remain.

The way we were...
The chance to save my soul...
And my concern is now in vain.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery...
Gates.

(Solo)

The way we were...
The chance to save my soul...
And my concern is now in vain.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery...

Gates.

Gates.

Gates.

[Charon]

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God Hates Us All; God Hates Us All
He ****in' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world ****ing dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the ****in' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the **** up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I reject this ****in' race
I despise this ****in' place

[Odessa]

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until' the night

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said, "I'll love her till I die"
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa

The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years, she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until' the night

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa

[Charon]

Rape is just cause for murdering
Waste life... Die bastard die bastard burn

Rape gives strength to weakness
Lies prone... cold and alone
He says...

I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
Body... Body... Body... Body... Body

Here now alone with all who love her
Now feel this come down on you
You ****ing pig... now you die
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want to see you ****ing dead

[abyssion1337]

(instrumental only)

thought that would be funny, I guess I was wrong(my sense of humor really dried up tonight)

[hooper93]

i will go down with this ship and i wont put my hand up and surendur

[Ganthis]

peaches come from a can
they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown

millions of peaches
peaches for me
millions of peaches
peaches for free

[abyssion1337]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu and "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

You give me your number, I call you up,
you act like your pussy don't interrupt,
I don't have no trouble with you ****in' me,
but I got a little problem with you not ****in' me.

[lokii]

wow

[Jazean]

I stumble through the wreckage, rusted from the rain
There's nothing left to salvage, no-one left to blame
Among the broken mirrors, I don't look the same
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

(short Instrumental section)

Dissect me 'til my blood runs down into the drain
My bitter heart is pumping oil into my veins
I'm nothing but a tin man, don't feel any pain
I don't feel any pain, don't feel any pain
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

You hung me like a picture, now I'm just a frame
I used to be a lap dog, now I'm just a stray
Shackled in a graveyard, left here to decay
Left here to decay, left here to decay
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain
I'm rusted from the rain

(Instrumental section)

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain
oh the sun will shine again, I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain, Oh the sun will shine again
I'm rusted from the rain

[abyssion1337]

ki ga tsuitara onaji men bakari purei
so****e itsumo onaji basho de shinu
akiramezu ni kieru ashiba ni chousen surukedo, sugu ni ****a ni ochiru yo

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

ki ga tsuitara raifu mou sukoshi shika nai
so****e itsumo soko de E-kan tsukau
akiramezu ni Ea-man made tadoritsuku keredo, sugu ni zanki nakunaru

ri-fu shi-rudo ga areba raku ni Ea-man o taoseru kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo uddo-man ga taosenai yo
ochiru konoha wa nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni sagatte kyori o tottemo izure wa kyori o tsumerareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo aitsu no janpu wa kugurenai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

[acutekat]

games people play

[abyssion1337]

Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
The man for you and me
And now it's

Springtime for hitler and germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out
Here comes the master race

Springtime for hitler and germany
Winter for poland and france
Springtime for hitler and germany
Come on, germans
Go into your dance

I was born in dusseldorf
And that is why they call me rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the nazi party

Springtime for hitler and germany
Goosestep's the new step today
Bombs falling from the skies again
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for hitler and germany
Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for hitler and germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to war

[nipple]

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And to destroy you!
Burn in hell!
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE ****!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
But peices takes their **** on me
There is a rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gunna make u eat your own ****
For every spam I get
I'm gunna choke you with your own dick
Thank you for ruining the internet (****face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (CootyQueen)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)
I get the booty and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame job for my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what it this shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
DICKS ON THE SCREEN
Endless digits - colosal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gunna smash your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gunna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you for ruining the internet (****lick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter)
Thank you for ruining the internet (****)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or comminucating to anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these assholes
Who gotta be like I'm gonna **** all over
This precious gift to mankind
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gunna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of **** to get at them
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

[nipple]

When we were younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me
Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you
Tell me now elders

What wre your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good

Because of our accomplishments
Why the ****
Don't you just do it yourself

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bull****
And just be straight with us

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

When we were younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me
Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you
Tell me now elders

What wre your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good

Because of our accomplishments
Why the ****
Don't you just do it yourself

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bull****
And just be straight with us
What work of genius is that?

[nipple]

That's The Ofspring's "Elders"

and now... THE BEST LYRICS EVER!

_____

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You would be like, "Man, that's f**king sweet
I can't believe the world is made of donuts"

What if your hands were made of hot pockets
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations

What if your thrumb roared like a dinosaur
What if you peed out of your nose
What if your face was shaped like Mexico
Or trapezoids
Or Texas and Hawaii

What if the world was made of other worlds
combined into a world just like the world
you started with?

What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts
Making all the donut people pissed

What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like, "Dude this really sucks
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees"

What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, "OMG that's lame
I wanna dad made out of ninja robots"

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What if a hot dog was your tounge?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass
And FIRE ANTS
And three-meat jumbalaya

What if you tried to build a spaceship
With a cannon that shoots crocadiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocadiles
Could shoot heat-seeking killer bees
Ensuring that there would be no escape

What if your room was filled with
Lots and lots of puppy dogs
You would be like "Aww, look at the puppy dogs
awwwwww, c'mere, c'mere, awwwww
What'cha doin little guy? What'cha doin?(rambling)"

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream
And nacho cheese
And pure sulfuric acid

[scarmullet]

Star trekkin! Across the universe!
On the starship enterprise under captain kirk!

[abyssion1337]

You see, I come from a time in the nineteen-hundred-and-seventies when computers were used for two things - to either go to the moon, or play Pong... nothing in between. Y'see, you didn't need a fancy operating system to play Pong, and the men who went to the moon--God Bless 'em--did it with no mouse, and a plain text-only black-and-white screen, and 32 kilobytes of RAM.

But then 'round 'bout the late 70's, home computers started to do a little more than play Pong... very little more. Like computers started to play non-Pong-like games, and balance checkbooks, and why... you could play Zaxxon on your Apple II, or... write a book! All with a computer that had 32 kilobytes of RAM! It was good enough to go to the moon, it was good enough for you.

It was a golden time. A time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the internet and bloatware, and a time... before every OS sucked.



Well, way back in the olden times,
my computer worked for me.
I'd laugh and play, all night and day,
on Zork I, II and III.

The Amiga, VIC-20 and the Sinclair II,
The TRS 80 and the Apple II,
they did what they were supposed to do,
wasn't much... but it was enough.

But then Xerox made a prototype,
Steve Jobs came on the scene,
read "Of Mice and Menus," Windows, Icons
a trash, and a bitmap screen.

Well Stevie said to Xerox,
"Boys, turn your heads and cough."
And when no-one was looking,
he ripped their interfaces off.

Stole every feature that he had seen,
put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen,
Mac OS 1 ran that machine,
only cost five thousand bucks.

But it was slow, it was buggy,
so they wrote it again,
And now they're up to OS 10,
they'll charge you for the Beta, then charge you again,
but the Mac OS still sucks.

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since Apple Dos,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to Lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux,
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Well then Microsoft jumped in the game,
copied Apple's interface, with an OS named,
"Windows 3.1" - it was twice as lame,
but the stock price rose and rose.

Then Windows 95, then 98,
man solitaire never ran so great,
and every single version came out late,
but I guess that's the way it goes.

But that bloatware'll crash and delete your work,
NT, ME, man, none of 'em work.
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk,
but the Windows OS blows!
And sucks!
At the same time!

I'd trade it in, yeah right... for what?
It's top of the line from the Compuhut.
The fridge, stove and toaster, never crash on me,
I should be able to get online, without a PHD.

My phone doesn't take a week to boot it,
my TV doesn't crash when I mute it,
I miss ASCII text, and my floppy drive,
I wish VIC-20 was still alive...

But it ain't the hardware, man.

It's just that every OS sucks... and blows.

Now there's lih-nux or lie-nux,
I don't know how you say it,
or how you install it, or use it, or play it,
or where you download it, or what programs run,
but lih-nux, or lie-nux, don't look like much fun.

However you say it, it's getting great press,
though how it survives is anyone's guess,
If you ask me, it's a great big mess,
for elitist, nerdy shmucks.

"It's free!" they say, if you can get it to run,
the Geeks say, "Hey, that's half the fun!"
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, and things to get done,
the Linux OS SUCKS.
(I'm sorry to say it, but it does.)

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since the abacus,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux.
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Every computer crashes... 'cause every OS sucks!

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha nice lyrics abys

Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

[NodMan]

A little song
A little dance
I just wiped a booger on your pants

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

isagiyoku kakkoyoku ikite-yukou
(Just a long long time)
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
(Let go of me)
Take my revolution
[Instrumental]
hikari sasu garden te wo toriai [1]
chikaiatta nagusameatta "mou koi wa
nido to shinai yo" tte
sonna tsuyoi kessoku wa katachi wo kae
ima ja konna ni takumashii watashi-tachi no
lifestyle everyday, every time
(every time)
hoho wo yoseatte utsuru sashin no
egao ni sukoshi no sabishisa tsumekonde
(Revolution)
isagiyoku kakkoyoku a****a kara wa
daremo ga furimuku onna ni naru
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
kokoro wa zutto issho ni
[Short Instrumental]
ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte
****te-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? [2]
TEREBI de itte'ta
mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne
wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa
feel so bad! doushou mo nai ja nai
(I feel so bad)
demo ne watashi-tachi tomodachi no koto
nani yori taisetsu ni ****e'ru kitto otona yori mo
(Revolution)
yume wo mite namida ****e kizutsuite mo
genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wa nakusenai
jibun wo mamoru tame ni
[Instrumental]
modorenai sorezore no
michi wo erabu toki ga kuru mae ni
konna ni mo konna ni mo taisetsu na
omoide tokihanatsu yo
Take my revolution. ikite-yukou
genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai
kyou made no jibun wo
isagiyoku nugisuteru hadaka ni naru
jiyuu wo mau bara no you ni
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
watashi wa sekai wo kaeru

[NodMan]

I've got a wonderful land of mystery, would you like to see?
Unzip that flap, lean your head back, and get ready to receive.
No need to worry, I wont end in a hurry, I am only here to please.

[abyssion1337]

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reserve.
Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reserve.
Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
O.O
*barfs*

[NodMan]

I'm a rapist you know what I mean, I fu**ed your sister in the latrine.

I'm a rapist you know what I mean, I only do girls that are under seventeen.

[abyssion1337]

Day by day
Unzari da yo ne dakara
Doudou to kotowacchau KIMI ni nari na yo

Oh my boy
KIPPARI shinakya uso ni
Tsukiatterarenai yo semai sekai de

Jibun de mitsuketa myself
Suki ni natte touzen
Kudaranai yarikata kette
Subete wa atashi ga kimeru

(I say, I say my heaven)

Super driver tosshin makasete
Nantettatte zenshin
Fukanou (Don?t you stop me)
Tobikoete Take it easy, go!!
Daishouri tte doukan mochiron
Dou natta tte kaikan
Hanseikai (Get back to wild)
Sore yori saa isoide yo

Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
TOTSUZEN
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Dou****a no

Up side down
TONDE MO kachikan dakedo
Monmon to kangaeta jibun tte ERAI

On my own
Chanto mukiau me da yo
Tekitou ni nareatte damasarenai wa

Hitori o kowagaru nonsense
Dare mo chotto samishii
Omoshiroi sakusenren tte
Egao no atashi ga saikou

(You should, you should be quiet!)

noutenki na sekkin shikakete
akichatta n da saikin
fujiyuu (We born to now)
furikitte Yes, Laid on joke!!
Daihakken ni banzai ****ai ne
Dekichattara bannou
Souzouron (No more no fake)
Toukui yo ooi yaru kara ne

Sore to kore wa yume ja nai naze katte
DOKIDOKI
Moyuru moyuru yume mitai hontou ni
Shimashou
Sore to kore wa yume ja nai naze katte
KURAKURA
Moruyu moruyu yume mitai saa ne dou daro ne

Super driver tosshin makasete
Nantettatte zenshin
Fukanou (Don?t you stop me)
Tobikoete Take it easy, go!!
Daishouri tte doukan mochiron
Dou natta tte kaikan
Hanseikai (Get back to wild)
Sore yori saa isoide yo

Super driver chousen suru no yo
Feel it, feel it speed up
Fujiyuu (we born to now)
Furikitte Yes, Laid on joke!!
Daihakken ni banzai ****ai ne
Dekichattara bannou
Souzouron (no more fake)
Tokui yo ooi yaru kara ne

Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
MURIYARI
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Shimashou
Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
TOTSUZEN
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Dou****a no

[Filleraol]

I love New York city
Oh Yeah! New york city

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Get out here, DeNiro!
He originally sang this song, you know...

Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today

I want to be a part of it, New York, New York

These vagabond shoes are longing to stray

Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York



I wanna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep

And find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap



These little town blues are melting away

I'll make a brand new start of it, in old New York

If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere

It's up to you , New York, New York



<instrumental>



New York, New York



I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps

And find I'm A-number-one, top of the list,

King of the hill, A-number-one



These little town blues are melting away

I'm gonna make a brand new start of it in old New York

A-a-a-nd if I can make it there, I'm gonna make it anywhere

It's up to you, New York, New York



New York

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

yellow bird, with a yellow bill
was sittin' on, my window sill
I lured him in, with a piece of bread
and then I smashed, his F(oh my!)'in head!

[abyssion1337]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!

And that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!

And that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.
Word, bitch-ass!

[Charon]

That was a good drum break
I feel like making love to all the men tonight

Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful night
Making love to every guy in sight
(Every)
Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful night
Yeah, a night

Lots of cute guys in the club tonight
(You're not kidding)
Lots of juicy asses hangin' out

What's your name?
(Like I've told you before)
As I've said so many times before
I don't wanna play no games
Don't wanna play no games with you tonight

But I tend to be a loner
So when you get up in the morning
I may not be there

I don't care if you disrespect me
Just so you love me

[Doomimus]

We all have gaped at some Adonis
But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew
And since you're shaped like a croissant is
No question of she's gotta love a guy like you!

[Charon]

i'm grateful
that the stroller came my way today
oh Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
and look who's inside
ah don't hide
baby greaser George
oh i got too close to the stroller
and put my thing down his mouth
and he parted his teeth
baby teeth
north and south brilliantly
like greaser George
baby greaser George
took off with my left ball
ah mother took off with the stroller too soon
and he swallowed it whole
ehh did i ever tell you
what greaser George was dressed in that day
well greaser George he had on a leather outfit
ohh three months or so but boy could he ever suck
greaser George greaser George
the 3 month old baby greaser George

[PaperFreak]

How about:

"We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules, and so do I."

Or...

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

"Yabba dabba dooooooo"

[Filleraol]

This is your time to pay,
This is your judgement day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.

We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.

You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!

[PaperFreak]

"There is always lots to do, at the beach, at the, BEACH."

[luffyiscool]

My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back,
And they wigs sewn to they six pack, cartilage in a gift wrap,
My cartridges click clack,
And leave you and your bitch clapped,
Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap,
We swing machetes at crews with little ice picks,
And niggas round my way call me the cuban missile crisis

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I'm a soldier, znachit ya I otvyetchik i sud'ya Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn' Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman pok...
I'm a soldier, znachit ya
I otvyetchik i sud'ya
Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya
Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn'
Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi

skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman
pokazhyet lik svyeta istina

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute

pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth

people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

Za myechtoyu nakray propasti
Lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti

Ty nye plach',
Slyozy spryach',
Ved' nastanyet novyy den'
Tvoy ogon'
Sogryevat'
Budyet tysyachi syerdets
A syeychas podnimis'
Spryach' poglubgye bol' i strakh
Pobyedit tot, kto prav
Znay, chto vsyo v tvoikh rukakh

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we're now soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

[luffyiscool]

my raps not for emo kids,
my flame thrower leave you bald head like chemo kids,
i aint a gangsta and a gentleman,
im one of the two,
dont open doors for bitches,
so which one do you choose?
playboy, make you steak sauce,
A-1 you gay soft,
not travolta but which of my hos'll take your face off,
we got the cake off,
my money stacks make the rubber bands snap,
my number runners gettin bundled with no goverment tags,
aint no 20 80s split, better give me half,
or you can get your jaw split,
courtesy of vinnie pazz,
A-O-T-P or D-E,-M-I-G-O-D,-Z
either or galore heaters pour,
got the fever for, some thick skeezers and a need for whores,
she got a apple bum so what the **** we need bonita for,
rappers try to pull my cards i gave em a shuffle,
gutter mouth took their bodies so i gave em a shovel.

runnin ten laps in a second when im rappin on records,
came in the game in '98 and im already a legend,
back in the day me and dutchmasive schemin just to get in,
now we slingin wacks from 813 to the gremlin,
hook line and sinker,
my hooks and lines'll sink you leagues under the sea,
up my sleeves up under the fleece,
no tricks just a loaded piece,
chrome heat,
put you in a coma sleep,
with a combover to cope wit holes in ya cheek,
and i dont care if you worship,
ill put a bullet in your temple,
leave you bent and crippled,
wife and kids get sentimental,
ya best soldiers incomparable to my b-team,
**** NAS, 'mission impossible' be my thief's theme,
each beam i aim multiplied by 8,
you gettin ****ed on ya album and gettin raped on mixed tapes,
i kick with a flipped face targetin system,
heat vision like the predator,
im slaugterin victims.

the harder i hit em,
nigga the better they know,
call up the reverend and we bringin holy **** to ya show,
these holy clips leave you holy split,
and every ho i hit, get baptized in the holy water comin out the hole in my dick,
i stay holdin my dick,
you thought i wasnt one of them,
spittin phlegm on bibles in gods crib right in front of him,
im ice berg, but not slim,
more like this hyper **** that sunk the titanic,
that irreversible damage,
theres no recovery possible,
no nurses no hospitals, no stuffed bears and get well cards,
just celph spittin hells bars,
you grew up on a farm with the amish gettin they goats from,
im from the dirty south but im clean so call me soap scum,
ill sell the same **** twice,
double dip it and reup,
i aint married to this rap game,
we aint signin a prenup,
you up late watchin raunchy cable,
and ima creep behind your couch and crack ya mother****in skull on the coffee table

[abyssion1337]

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody’s marching in the fancy pants parade
He’s gonna pass the test
He’s gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen
And even though you know
It’s gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the world’s best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows
They’re only clothes
And deep inside
He’s sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it’s true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While he’s blinking back the tears
He doesn’t even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It’s all he had
But don’t feel bad
He’d do the same
To you

[Filleraol]

Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!

[abyssion1337]

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isnt pretty
Aint no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isnt my way
Home Ill never be

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I cant see no reason to put up a fight
Im living for givin the devil his due
And Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you
Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time aint no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play b-sides
Time aint on my side
Time Ill never know

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
Im not the one to tell you whats wrong and whats right
Ive seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through
And Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you
Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you

[Doomimus]

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin'
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin' that someone's always going through her purse when ****'s missin'
Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?

[Filleraol]

I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
Don't know what you're looking for
Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
from 1984!

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
Don't know what you're looking for
Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
from 1984!
Hey, that almost rhymes.

[Doomimus]

Hey, that almost rhymes.

I'd say it most definitely rhymes.

[luffyiscool]

I use to swear everybody had it in for me,
people only wanted to talk to spit on me,
so I'd paint pictures, draw a little bit,
and every time I was pissed off at some kid, i'd,
get home, and draw a little sketch,
of any kid i hated with a knife in the neck,
a pencil in the eye and a hole in the back,
i had a back pack of six sketches like that,

and over time people started to see,
the pictures that i made, made a lot of sense to me,
but it never really made much of a difference,
they still talked ****, but not at close distance,
and that sucked because all I wanted to have
was just a little attention wether good or bad,
but over time I got sick of tryin,
and kept makin them pictures and kept, drawing lines

[abyssion1337]

I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...

Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.

Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.

[luffyiscool]

my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time,
i don't want to party all the time, party all the time

[abyssion1337]

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid. That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it's almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall. And that's our favorite time of year.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

On every corner there’s a giant metal
Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if you’ve been bad or good. Not everybody’s good but everyone tries.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It's like a Winter wonderland.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they[message reducted]
Now it's time for Christmas dinner.
I think the robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my soylent green.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords?
I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

[luffyiscool]

everythings backwards in Americana, my way,

well **** you!

[scarmullet]

Here we are.born to be kings.
Were the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting to survive.
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are.were the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting for survival.
Weve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal.i have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival.no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to be kings.princes of the universe.
Fighting and free.got your world in my hand.
Im here for your love and Ill make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
No man could understand.my power is in my own hand.
Ooh.ooh.ooh.ooh.people talk about you.
People say youve had your day.
Im a man that will go far.
Fly the moon and reach for the stars.
With my sword and head held high.
Got to pass the test first time - yeah.
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day.
But I can prove you wrong cos Im right first time.
Yeah.yeah.alright.watch this man fly.
Bring on the girls.
Here we are.born to be kings.were the princes of
The universe.here we belong.born to be kings.
Princes of the universe.fighting and free.
Got the world in my hands.Im here for your love.
And Ill make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.

[Doomimus]

Don't lose your way
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
Live believing
Dreams are for weaving
Wonders are waiting to start
Live your story
Faith, hope & glory
Hold to the truth in your heart

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

[Hockey-kun]

I buy my crack, my smack, my bitch,
Right here in Hollywood,

[abyssion1337]

When I was a young boy I’d follow the path
Down past the dunes to the sea
And there on the warm sandy beaches we’d lie
The furry old lobsters and me
They’d whistle and squeal as they ran through the waves
So sleek, so furry and fair
But now when I go down to see my old friends
The beaches are empty and bare

Sing hey hidey ho, where’d the old lobster go?
And his body so furry and brown?
Sing ho hidey hey, have they all gone away?
For we haven’t seen many around

New York sends a monster to darken our seas
Cursed be the day that it came
They are ugly and small and not tasty at all
They are lobsters in nothing but name
They don’t smash open clams on their bellies with stones
They have neither whiskers nor paws
And the furry old lobster’s so easily crushed
In the grip of their terrible claws

Sing hey hidey ho, where’d the old lobster go?
And his body so furry and brown?
Sing ho hidey hey, have they all gone away?
For we haven’t seen many around

[luffyiscool]

he doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he talks like a gentleman

[Filleraol]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.
Give me three guesses:
Beck
Beatles
Jimi Hendrix

[abyssion1337]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!

[luffyiscool]

it's christmas eve and i've only wrapped 2 ****ing presents,
it's christmas eve and i've only wrapped 2 ****ing presents,
'cause i hate hate hate your guts,
i hate hate hate your guts,

and i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your dad'll suck me off),
i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your mom'll touch my ****),
i'll never talk to you again,
(ejaculate into a sock),
i'll never talk to you again,
never talk to you again,

it's labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 ****ing hotdogs,
it's labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 ****ing hotdogs,
and he **** **** **** his pants,
he's always ****in ****tin his pants,

and i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your dad'll suck me off),
i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your mom'll touch my ****),
i'll never talk to you again,
(ejaculate into a sock),
i'll never talk to you again,
never talk to you again

[Filleraol]

He knew what he wanted to say
But he did not want to word it
The dirty little Herbert
Was thinking an escape
But the place was well guarded

The guiltyness that started
Soon as the other part had stopped

D is for Delightful
And try and keep your trousers on
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
D is for...

Desperately trying to stimulate what it was that was alright
3 quarters of an hour ago
That had led him to be in a position
And every compromission
Another freak episode

He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare

D is for delightful
and try and keep your trousers on
you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare

[abyssion1337]

this song's from Monkey island 3, I'm going to post it in dialogue form though

Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin? out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ?cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.

Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill: We're a pack a? scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin?!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing?...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: I?m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We?re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

and here's a link to a video of the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4

[Divine Dragoon]

Happily ever after

Like how I've forgotten what I was like before I met you
If I can forget my memories of when you were around
How many will be all right?

Inside of countless specks of stardust
The lights that are secretly, somewhere, watching over us
We are even now searching for them here

Happiness has a tiny sorrow to it, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish

I wept only as many tears as breaths I took, and after that
What awaited me will continue forever from now on:
A world without you

Wounds that can't heal and words we can't say even after a century
Having made those alone into our guideposts
We are even now living here

Happiness has a tiny sorrow to it, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish

Happiness is a modest thing, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
Happiness is a precious thing, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we lose it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish
I'll chase after you through thick and thin

[abyssion1337]

Red moon, red moon...
Cleanses the sinful and makes them anew...
Shining brightly in the night sky,
waiting for the souls...
Who will be born again tonight?
Who will be born again tonight?
Be born again tonight?

[luffyiscool]

Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real/playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue 'til you **** in your pants
Don't move, child got a big black stick
There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a ****
Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"

As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

[Mechanical God]

Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real/playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue 'til you **** in your pants
Don't move, child got a big black stick
There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a ****
Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"

As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

I love the Dead Kennedys and this gotta be my favorite song by them Tony hawk's pro skater 1 ruled

Anyone like NOFX

Lost in a sea of combat boots,
Flush the bouncers with wasted youth
When did punk rock become so safe?
When did the scene become a joke?
The kids who used to live for beer and speed
Now want their fries and coke
Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed,
In fact let's keep noise levels down

Must separate the church and skate!

Why don't we put pads on the kids?
Helmets, head gear and mouth pieces!
Then we could pad the floor and walls,
Put cameras inside bathroom stalls
We make sure only nice bands play,
Make every show a matinee
Teach kids to be all they can be,
And we could sing my country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty

When did punk rock become so safe?
I know it wasn't Duane or Fletcher,
Who put up the barricades
Like a stake in the heart,
Somehow we got driven apart

[Solo]

I want conflict! I want dissent!
I want the scene to represent
Our hatred of authority,
Our fight against complacency
Stop singing songs 'bout girls and love!
You killed the owl! You freed the dove!
Confrontation and politics
Replaced with harmonies and shticks
When did punk rock become so tame?
These ****ing bands all sound the same
We want our fights we want our thugs!
We want our burns we want our drugs!
Where is the violent apathy?!
These ****ing records are rated G!

When did punk rock become so safe?!

[luffyiscool]

I love the Dead Kennedys and this gotta be my favorite song by them Tony hawk's pro skater 1 ruled

same here, i rediscovered this song when i was looking on youtube for tony hawk game songs XD

one of the classics for sure

[Mechanical God]

Yeah Tony Hawk's games were the best They got me into Punk skating and video games another great song from the first one

pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up!!!!!!!!

So here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

I'm tryin' to keep
The ground on my feet
It seems the world is fallin' down around me
The nights are long
I'm singin' this song
To try and make the answers more than maybe

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna throw it all away

So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind

And here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

I'm tryin' to sleep
I lost count of sheep
My mind is racin' faster every minute
What could I do more
Yeah, I'm really not sure
I know I'm runnin' circles but I can't quit

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna throw it all away

Controllin' everything in sight
Feelin' weak I don't feel right
You're tellin' me I have to change
Tellin' me to act my age
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch time go
Then I'll have to say good-bye
Life's too short to watch it fly

So watch it Flyyyyyyyyyy!

So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind

And here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

[luffyiscool]

i love that one too!!! XD

general faves from (classic) Tony Hawk:

Goldfinger - Superman
Suicidal Tendencies - Cyco Vision
Styles Of Beyond - Subculture
Dead Kennedys - Police Truck
The Ernies - Here and Now
Suicide Machines - New Girl
CKY - 96 quite bitter beings

[Mechanical God]

Very nice I love some of CKYs ****

You should check out this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKX8ntjWeas

very good music don't think you would have heard of it

Jesus I Was Evil!

[abyssion1337]

Who left you hanging on that peg all alone?
You look near mint to me babe and I wanna make you my own
I wanna be your captain, my Pon Farr is a-risin'
So step on over here girl, my love is enterprisin'

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

They're polyhedral!

Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine
That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind
Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform
You'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Uh oh
Saving throw!

And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind
I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine
But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do
Can't leave you in the box babe, this collector is coming through

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine
And I'll make sweet love to you while we're watching Deep Space Nine

[Filleraol]

Well, Is it true what they say about it
You wanna do what I do and I doubt it
And then they tell you anything about it
Yeah, I know

I got some people say it's this way
I got some people say it's that way
And then some people say there's no way
Hell, I know

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

Well, Is it true what they say about it
You gotta do what I do and I doubt it
I announce I wanna do something about it
Ain't it fair

I got some people doing it this way
I got some people doing it that way
And then some people
Ain't it fair

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

I got a martulation
And through a miracle of bad equation
You gave up and you started thinking
They were true

If you are beauty and combination
Body at work and a mind on vacation
We're on a tray we started thinking
It was you

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

[abyssion1337]

I can?t seem to face up to the facts.
I?m tense and nervous and I... can?t relax.
I can?t sleep, cause my bed?s on fire.
Don?t touch me I?m a real live wire.

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY AY WOO

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-l?
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-l?
R?alisant mon espoir
Je me lance vers la gloire ... okay
YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY OOOH

Hey hey hey ha

[Filleraol]

Hey! I've got a message and tonight and Im gonna send it.
Yeah! I had a body and men with knives wanted to lend it.
Sold my body to the company
so I got the money now away I go and I say thank you Mr CEO.
Hey! I've got some money and tonight Im gonna spend it.
Yeah! They gave me a paper
and I went ahead and penned it and I say thank you Mr CEO.
I filled my pockets now I might as well -
Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die....
Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I'm gonna die all right!
Hey! I lost the money seems like I can't comprehend it.
Yeah! Got a hole in my head gotta gotta mend it.
Too messed up to sit and settle down.
Too messed up to even mess around.
Thats why your smiling Mr CEO.
I filled my pockets now I might as well -
Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die.... but not right now
Yeah why don't you do the same?
I got the money now I can't complain.
Except the tics won't go away oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
And the way I feel tonight is gonna make me die all right.
I filled my pockets now I might as well - Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die....
Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I'm gonna die all right!

[abyssion1337]

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[acutekat]

"i'm so glad"(repeated the entire song)

[abyssion1337]

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

[Tazuto]

"i'm so glad"(repeated the entire song)

wtf O-o heres one
"Exctasy" repeated once every few mins

[Doomimus]

Half of me wants to knock you out
Half of me wants to tell you that Im sorry, so sorry
Meanwhile, half of the world wants to scream and
Shout at half of the world
Just like you and i
Just another fact of life
We plan and we scheme
til theres nothing left of our little dream
But half of the time I cant decide and
Half of the time Im petrified

I want to change the world
I want to make it well
How can I change the world
When I cant change myself
Try again tomorrow
Id love to change your mind
Capture your citadel
How could I change your mind
If I cant change myself
Try again tomorrow

[scarmullet]

If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
Ive been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I cant compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
Dont make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
Shes a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
Ill take you places that youve never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum

[abyssion1337]

Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your ****ing deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother ****ing blimp!

I'm on a blimp, mother****er
In the ****ing sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a ****ing gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, bitch.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the **** up!
This blimp is real!

**** land, I'm in the clouds, mother ****er!
**** Squall, I like Cloud, mother ****er!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother ****er!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother ****er!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother ****ing blimp!

[The-Ville]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that
It brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my
Everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its your sex i
Can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody
Else
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

[whyilovetehanime]

I don't know why sometimes we break up,
Nothing would change if We Make love... (even though i did)
Then something else happens to me,
Oh Can't you see,
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE,
You Gave me herpes,
you stupid B*tch,
Go Live in a Ditch,
CHK",CHK" BANG BANG BANG!

[luffyiscool]

-awesome YGO:TAS parody-




*claps in approval* :D

[XCV]

Silence is the enemy
Against your urgency
So rally up the demons of your soul!

[JinVicious]

As his life's blood leaving
I hold my son, my only son
And tears fill my burning eyes

While his skin turns pale as snow
Butchered he lies here bleeding in my arms
Slewn by the men of the single god
Hatred burns in my chest

Rain falls from a raging heaven
The wind howls like wolves at the moon
I will seek my vengeance for my son
I swear I'll avenge my first born one
I ride fast through the woods
My friends are by my side
Dark hatred burns in my eyes
"Slaves of hvitekrist today you die!"

"Maktiga gudar,
i gyllene slaen.
Hjalp mig i striden
mot sondraparna,
Den hoge skall
For huggen hamnas
och blod skall galdas
i blod"

Our cloaks fly in the wind
As we ride in the cold dark night
We're closing in our enemies
We rage in our hearts burning bright

The clouds scatter in the northern wind
A full moon rides the pitch black sky
"Now, hounds of Hvitekrist,
your time has come to die!"

"Kneel before my sword!
No mercy! Your time has come to die!
This is the ride for vengeance!"

[abyssion1337]

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

[Doomimus]

I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather
But traditions I can trace against the child in your face
Won't escape my attention
You keep your distance with a system of touch and gentle persuasion
I'm lost in admiration, could I need you this much
Oh, you're wasting my time, you're just, just, just wasting time

Something happens and I'm head over heels
I never find out till I'm head over heels
Something happens and I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't, don't, don't throw it away (Throw it away...Throw it away...)

[tapirs!?]

See I've been tryin to live this life
With no success cause I will die
You've heard this one too many times
But I have to say it anyhow

She's standing right there by my house
Armed she's going to take me out
One shot for every wrong I've done
I'll be hard to recognize

I want to show you how I
Feel good in every moment
I have to get that through to you
It's up to you to tell if
I'm saying things that you can
Believe and make your final call

Shotgun sister
Waiting for me
Shotgun sister
Please let me live
I would like for you to hear
That we are happy now
La la la la la la la'

I am convincing like a chair
When I say I feel better
She looks at me like I'm not there
I'm waving my hands in the air

I want to show you how I
Feel good in every moment
I have to get that through to you
It's up to you to tell if
I'm saying things that you can
Believe and make your final call

Shotgun sister
Waiting for me
Shotgun sister
Please let me live
I would like for you to hear
That we are happy now
La la la la la la la'


oooooow, such a cute song >.<
(these last phrases, aren't lyrics anymore ;p)

[XCV]

Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's inbetween insane and insecured

Oh, therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, um, that's my best excuse

[JinVicious]

My pale face face glows in the light of fire
My hollow eyes see but cannot see
I stare deep into the glowing inferno
The loss I feel is breaking me

I heard their screams
Through flaming walls
Walls, I could not tear down
I could not help them

I'd been away for two full years
Only to return too late to save them
Helplessly I watched my life go up in flames

I pull the sword from the glowing fire
And hammer-beat in on the anvil
Forging it with rage and hate
I will seal my enemy's fate

I engrave the blade with magic runes
And summon Gods by sacrifice in blood
Pure blue hate shines within this sword
This magic sword will cut only once

No sword has ever been like this one
The Avenger is its name

Now my sworn enemy
Vengeance will belong to me
A year has gone by
Now my sworn enemy
It's your turn to die
It's your turn to die!
Die!
To die!
Die, die!
Die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die!

The sword cuts through his throat
His head tumbles to the ground
The headless body lays gently down
Down to sleep in a pool of blood

The Avenger has lost its shine
The magic is now drained
Dull and useless it rests in my hand
Its purpose is soon fulfilled

Now hate is gone but emptiness remains
So I turn the blade around
And run it through my stomach veins
And I fall to the ground

[abyssion1337]

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

[tapirs!?]

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's really serious
there wree times when I could
have 'murdered' her
(but, you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
there were time when I could
have 'strangeled' her
(but, you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LET ME SEE HER!
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Let me wisper my last goodbyes

I know - IT'S SERIOUS

[abyssion1337]

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange
When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change
When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell
'Coz I'll be ****ing rich as hell.

So Grandfather die, don’t keep me in suspense
So Grandfather cough, up that inheritance
So Grandfather don't, hold on another day
I love you to death, but I gots bills to pay.

A stroke would be nice,
Disease would be cool,
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll party with Heff, I'll dine with the Queen,
So what’s say we unplug that machine.

Oh Grandfather die, before the fiscal year,
Oh Grandfather I, wish Kevorkian were here
Oh Grandfather fly, just take your final bow.
Oh Grandfather die, family hates you any how.

For God sakes you must be as old as the Sun,
Your social security number is one
Your deaf, dumb and blind and an amputee
You donate your blood, every time that you pee.
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has varicose veins,
Oh why don't you die Grampa, why must you fight?
You old mother ****er, just walk toward the god damned light

Walk toward the light old man, walk toward the light old man
Its all over now, my Grandad is dead
A mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head.
Before I collect a small oversight
But everything should work alright
I'll start working on my Grandma tonight.

[The-Ville]

Some say it was a warning
Some say it's a sign
I was standing right there
When it came down from the sky
The way it spoke to us
You felt it from inside
Said it was up to us
Up to us to decide
"You've become a virus
Killing off his host
We been watching you with all of our eyes
And what you seem to value most
So much potential
Or so we used to say
Your greed, self-importance and your arrogance
You piss it all away
We heard her cry
We have come to intervene
You will change your ways and you will make amends
Or we will wipe this place clean"

Your time is ticking away

[JinVicious]

Once I was - Now I am no more
A burst of flames threw me into oblivion

The life I knew - Seems distant and unreal
A fading dream, a memory I can't recall

Am I real - I can no longer tell
A notion tells me I still exist

Infinite dark - Through this void I float
Resting, waiting for the day
When I will live again

Eons pass or maybe I just blinked
Deeper into this hell I sink

Falling through Ginnungagap
I'm pulled towards an unseen gate
I seem to hear my name being called
I float towards these cries of fate

Faster than - the speed of light
I am falling through universe

Stars flash by - Before my eyes
The time has come to return

Out of the dark - Into the light
Back into life I am cast

By my side - A demon army rides
We ride to reclaim that once we lost

Eons have passed, I'm back from the dead
Victory lies ahead

[whyilovetehanime]

I don't know why sometimes we break up,
We Make love...
Then something else happens to me,
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE,
You Gave me herpes,
you stupid B*tch,
Go Live in a Ditch,
CHK",CHK" BANG BANG BANG!

[acutekat]

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door? Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door? Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?

[JinVicious]

The wait is soon at end
Always charge never bend
Morning is here, make your stand
Live for honor, glory, death in fire!

Total war is here
Face it without fear
Age of sword, age of spear
Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!

See the fire rise
Flames are raging high
Soon all will burn and die
Burn for honor, glory, death in fire!

Storm of lethal flames
Only death remains
Ragnarok is closing in
Die for honor, glory, death in fire!

Forces of chaos is on the move
Everyone, choose your side
And know the end is coming soon
The day for all to die

The day is here when Bifrost breaks
Nor sun or moon will rise
When the dead rise from their graves
and Surtur spreads his fire

All you know will wither away
And sink into the sea
A new world will be born one day
Where everyone is free

Total war is here, face it without fear
Age of sword, age of spear
Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!

Storm of lethal flames
Only death remains - Ragnarok is our fate
Die for honor, die for glory
Die, death in fire!

[Doomimus]

Someone you know is on your side
Can set you free
I can do that for you
If you believe in me
Why second-guess
What feels so right
Just trust your heart
And you'll see the light


True to your heart
You must be true to your heart
That's when the heavens will part
And baby shower you with my love
Open your eyes
Your heart can tell you no lies
And when you're true to your heart
I know it's gonna lead you straight to
me
(Got to be true to your heart)

[tapirs!?]

Look, in the sky!
is it a plain?
is it a bird?
it is...
HORSE FORCE

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it...
wheeeeeeeeeeh

I'm having a artistic dilema....

This horse just gives everything, and seems to love it (then came a part I couldn't understand)

Are you nuts!?
I am a Horse!
You crazy son of a bitch, imma gonna beat the living hell out of you!

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

Are you nuts!?

...that man, is all horse

[JinVicious]

The Northern wind brings snow and ice
Humans starve and freeze
The Fimbul winter has arrived
And soon the world will cease to be

Brother will be brother's bane
No one shall be spared
All will die. None remain
That is mankind's share

The southern sphere is set ablaze
Muspel's fire is set free
The sun is on its final chase
And soon the world will cease to be

Across the western sky he runs
A wolf so grim and mean
Devours the eternal sun
And soon the world will cease to be

The North Star falls from the sky
Into the deep cold sea
The first of all to fall and die
And soon the world will cease to be

Muspel's flames lick the sky
Hidh?gg eats the dead
The Aesir meet in hall up high
And Oden 'quests Mimer's head

Land is swallowed by the waves
Rocks and mountains break
Dead men on the path to Hell
And Yggdrasil quakes

From the East comes a ship
Loke holds the oar
A demon army with swords that rip
Will join the final war

The army of the dead arrives
Heimdal blows his horn
Calling Gods out to die
Before the world can be reborn

[simpleton216]

Marssin
Yli
Ylitsesi
Ja p??ll?si tanssin
??ni
Huutoni
Saa nyrkkinne taivasta takomaan


K?sken
K?skyni teidan jalat pakottaa liikkumaan
Aate
Uskosi
Sytytt?? taivaat palamaan


? Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa ?
Min? k?sken sin? uskot


Asento
Kyykkyyn
Yl?s
Paikka
Istu
Maahan
Alas
Kuuntele


Rukoile armoa anele polvistu ja k?tesi ristiin laita
Kurjat uskottomat kuristuvat eik? usko teit? tahdo mukaan


Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa
Min? k?sken, sin? uskot
Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa
K?sken
Marssin
Tanssin
Asento

[Waave]

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost it's will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta work)

We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent
So big we seldom bother
To go see one another
But we often go to other
Countries for vacation

Our mountains
Are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Canada's really big!

[CelticFoxx]

Oh dang,
What is it Dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day,
Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way,
She'll be so dissapointed,
Damn i forgot it too,
This could have been avoided,
What the hall are we gonna do?
My Moms been so alone ever since my daddy left,
Cold,
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test,
I know what you mean my moms been so sad and gray,
Word,
My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away,
HOLD UP!
you thinkin what I'm thinkin?
I'm thinkin about thinkin too,
SLOW UP!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo,
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs,
I say we break them off,
show'em how much they really mean,

Cause,
I'm a mother lover,
your a mother lover,
we should F*** each others mothers,
F*** each others MOMS!!!
I'm pushin that lady where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that S*** is crazy,
F***in each others MOMS!!!
Cause every mothers day needs a mothers night,
If doing it is wrong, i dont want to be right
I'm calling on you 'cause i can't do it my self,
To me your like a brother, so be my mother lover!

I,m layin' in the cut waitin' for your moms clutchin' on this lube and roses,
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your mama do a million poses,
They will be so surprised,
We are so cool and thoughtful,
Can't wait to pork your mom,
I'm gonna be the syrup, and she can be my waffle,
SHOW'D UP!
My mama loves bubble baths with chamomile,
STRAIT UP!
Give it to my mom d-d-d-doggy style,
This is the perfect plan,
For a perfect mothers day,
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day,

Cause,
I'm a mother lover,
your a mother lover,
we should F*** each others mothers,
F*** each others MOMS!!!
I'm pushin that lady where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that S*** is crazy,
F***in each others MOMS!!!

Break it down,
It would be my honor to be your new step-father,
It would be my honor to be your new step-father,
I'll let you do my mother,
Make me another brother,
And while I'm in your mother,
I'll never use a rubber,
OH!

Cause every mothers day needs a mothers night,
If doing it is wrong, i dont want to be right
I'm calling on you 'cause i can't do it my self,
To me your like a brother, so be my mother lover!

They blessed us both with the gift of life,
she brought you in this world so I'm gonna sex her right,
This is the SECOND best idea that we've ever had,
The choice can be no other,
Be my mother lover,

"Happy mothers day"

[simpleton216]

you think I'm a, I'm a madman, A schizophrenic, Whatever" (x4)

you think I'm a schizophrenic

schizophrenic(x2)

You slowly kill me
Head to the floor.

You don't possess me,
I'm not your f..... whore!

You say you love me
But your really dont care.

You hurt my feelings,
Led me to despair.

You softly kill me dominating my mind,
your soul (?)affects(?) me.
You kill me dead blind.

I'm sick and tired of playing this game,
I'm not your servent,
You drive me insane.
C'mon and Hate Me! (x4)

Your trusting people by the music they make,
Dont even know me,
You think it's all fake.

Your trusting people by the clothes that they wear
You really hate me
But I don't f...... care!

I want to live my life the way that I want,
Take it or leave it,
This is what I want.

Dont try to take away the rest of my life,
Dont try to break me,
Cuz this is my life!

[Goldenwitch]

Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Oh hi Rod!
Hi Nicky.
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me?
That's very interesting.
?He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it Rod-
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!
I mean, what do I care about some gay guy you met on the subway, okay? I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Well I don't want to talk about it Nicky, this conversation is over!!!
Yeah, but Rod...
OVER!!!
Well, okay, but just so you know ?
If you were gay,
that'd be okay.
I mean 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway.
Because you see,
if it were me,
I would feel free to say
that I was gay (but I'm not gay.)
Nicky, please! I am trying to read....What?!
If you were queer,
Ah, Nicky!
I'd still be here,
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
Year after year,
Nicky!
Because you're dear to me.
Argh!
And I know that you,
What?
Would accept me too,
I would?
If I told you today,
"Hey! Guess what, I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay.)
I'm happy just being with you.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Nicky that is wrong!!!
No it's not!
If you were gay,
I'd shout hooray!
I am not listening!
And here I'd stay,
La la la la la!
But I wouldn't get in your way.
Aaaah!
You can count on me,
to always be,
beside you every day,
to tell you its okay,
you were just born that way,
and as they say,
it's in your DNA!
You're gay!
I AM NOT GAY!
If you were gay!
Argh!!!

[LurkerSubmarine]

Hj?rtat rusar, pulsen sl?r
Du ser p? mig d?r du st?r
Tankarna far runt omkring
Ingen av oss g?r n?nting
M?ste det va' s? sv?rt
Kanske ?r ocks? du
R?dd f?r att falla h?rt
Men det f?r r?cka nu

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom med mig, kom
Kom med mig, kom

Allt man skjuter upp till sen
Vem vet n?r vi ses igen
F?r h?sten knappar in
Det g?r s? v?ldigt fort
S? l?gg din hand i min
S? vi f?r n?nting gjort

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom med mig, kom

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
(Chansen glida f?rbi)
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli
Kom med mig, kom

[Useful]

Eheh. I have a couple ideas... and I'm pretty damn sure that I could do 6 pages of Tom Lehrer. Right now, I'll do something else:

Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD

(Sham-on)

I got **** running through my brain
So intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks

I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people break in the McDonald's line
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
I don't know how much I can take
Girl, give me something I can break

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Quiet Riot did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks

In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
Sendin' dirty vibes my way
'Cause my great great great great Grandad
Made someone's great great great great Grandaddy slaves
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
It never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Preparation-H

Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white

It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Just like Jon Bon Jovi did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks these days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah

You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'

[e1fen1ied]

Efficiency and progress is ours once more Now that we have the Neutron bomb It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done Away with excess enemy But no less value to property No sense in war but perfect sense at home: The sun beams down on a brand new day No more welfare tax to pay Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light Jobless millions whisked away At last we have more room to play All systems go to kill the poor tonight Gonna Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor

[ThePsychoGamer]

We met upon the stairs, spoke of was and when, although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend witch came as a surprise I spoke into his eyes, I thought you died alone, a long long time ago. oh no, not me we never lost control, your face to face with the man who sold the world.

[abyssion1337]

Standing on the stage of life, acting just like a flock of birds,
To connect to the world, we perform a dance

Skillfully waving my hand aside, learning complex steps
I feel I'm not satisfied, I feel I can't bear it
Even trying to hide those thoughts, can I still move on?

Even upon the shortest chance encounters,
Another parting day comes and gives its cry
Growth is achieved only to fade away,
Like light and shadow...

Looking at pretty things, hoping for some kind of miracle
Yet when the snow falls, we plow it away

Though a voice like dry and brittle leaves shouts,
I'm standing still as always, looking out afar...
I can't hear those lies!

Even if I dance in your footsteps,
We join with the music along separate ways
My intentions swing, and I willfully drink it in,
Not knowing where my destination is...

Why is it that the rhythm you love grows confused?
Even knowing that an end will come...
Scorch these ephemeral thoughts!

And so this story meets the morning,
And we twirl onward toward the next
So let us dance, never stopping
Come, watch my off-beat steps...

[e1fen1ied]

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

(Scream)

Now our escape begins!

Get to the choppa!
It's the only way out of here!
Don't let them stop you!
Don't let them hold you back!

This is our chance!
We all must go
Dead or alive!