[bloodlover1987]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/016/779/walker.jpg?1252304491

[MADEVIL]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/03/chuck_norris_nissan_gtr.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/008/627/a37387a4a0b1a75f.jpg?1250295904

[MADEVIL]

http://www.watchingmovies-online.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/0/201011/2010110512053225000.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris best friends are fear and pain

[MADEVIL]

http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/photo/1280/6182198182/1/tumblr_lm632essoJ1qearaq

[jinzo64]

chuck norris gave merlin all his magic to make merlin the most powerful wizard ever.

[MADEVIL]

but what happened to merlin, was the power to much for him that it killed him?
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/076/2/4/Wheres_Chuck_Norris_Google_by_EgonSpenglerFanGirl. png

[jinzo64]

LOL
if only it acctualy worked like that

[MADEVIL]

that would so funny if it did, that would be a good joke for google to do

[jinzo64]

yeah we should do some kind of pertition.

[MADEVIL]

i wonder if google did, i'll have to ask my cousin, he works for google japan

[jinzo64]

sounds good.
but a new joke

chuck tells god to jump god says nothing and stares
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXhvMkwPHj7uXE5aw6LkzzIYw506mce cp7OaToNLOxXRvHlTN0iQ

[MADEVIL]

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/4/3158/Chuck_norris_godzilla.1.png

[jinzo64]

poor godzilla
we shoud try and save him from the giant chuck norris
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuY6kwz4cHnvFnyaPNJk1nN_DM8DeYv 2Zq5eQWuITWoP9bcZZH

[MADEVIL]

it maybe too late for that

[regnier]

dont know if someone already post this one
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/092/598/chuck%20weegee.png?1294614246

[MADEVIL]

http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/chuck-norris-and-lou-ferrigno.jpg

[EvilestDeath]

Chuck Norris doesn't make jokes, jokes make Chuck Norris.

Fact ^

[Antonio Black]

Chuck Norris isn't allergic to anything. Not even bull****. In fact, most allergies break out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

[MADEVIL]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2430/3905180218_4deb58bb3a.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris doesn't need a team he just lets the JLA hang out with him so they feel important

[bloodlover1987]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Deadly_Dolphin_9146.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://media1.teenormous.com/items/www.theshirtalert.com/images-shirts-full-Chuck-Norris-Surprise.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is the element of surprise

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.newworldorderwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bruce-lee-beats-up-chuck-norris.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://www.zombiehype.com/portfolio/logo9b.jpg

[jinzo64]

loving chuck norris isn't optional it a way of life

[MADEVIL]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19797/1557465-1130759_chuck_norris_chuck_norris_superman_demotiv ational_poster_1251276352_super_super.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

XD

[Zetsubou-Chan]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still drives car

[SuperiorAtolBoy]

http://files.sharenator.com/chuck_norris_demotivational_poster_1219689874_Demo tivationals-s640x640-35912.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://files.sharenator.com/chuck_norris_epic_win_epic_wins_s500x447_43505_580 _Amazing_Feats_Fails_WIns_Lolz_and_A_Contest-s500x447-158414.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris wins no matter what.

[bloodlover1987]

the big bang was chuck norris taking mother nature from behind

[XelaisPWN]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-imply-chuck-norris-is-a-pussy-sleep-soundly-at-night.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://www.calendars.com/img/p/orig/201100007045.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is so manly his fav film is titanic

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris sank the titanic because they said it couldn't be sunk

[zemoo]

Chuck Norris once ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris would have saved the dinosaurs but they kept him up at night

[MADEVIL]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BdcplQOq1jI/TGVHAHaBCtI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/Ej3Gv6rkE9A/s640/chucknorris.jpg

[jinzo64]

so chuck norris has to fight a clone of himself

[gaara129]

chuck norris CAN touch M.C.Hammer

[jinzo64]

chuck can pity mr T

[MADEVIL]

the greeks knew of chuck norris
http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pottery_shard_chuck_norris.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is the father of zeus

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris is the father to all creation

[e1fen1ied]

chuck norris is the only man to beat all the Mario games without jumping once

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris beat it with out turning the power on

[bloodlover1987]

no he beat it when he bought it

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris dont buy game they are given to him

[jinzo64]

chuck says he has something he has it.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck norris doesn't need anything because he has everything

[bloodlover1987]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/82648-2/Chuck_Norris_paper_throw.gif

[MADEVIL]

hockey team wish they had chuck norris
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nhl_experts__63/ept_sports_nhl_experts-41970595-1274423665.jpg?ymx17KDDYeEzcr0H

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Chuck Norris' penis is three inches........ off the ground

[MADEVIL]

that's because chuck norris keeps it some what ready or it would be making a mark in the ground

[jinzo64]

chuck norris power level is over 9,000,000

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris has no power level its beyond infinity

[jinzo64]

his power level is infinity X infinity plus 1

[MADEVIL]

i think its infinity times infinity

[jinzo64]

Times infinity

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris and divide by pie and eat it too

[jinzo64]

chuck can have his cake and eat it

[MADEVIL]

no one will ever tell chuck norris that the cake is a lie

[jinzo64]

hey chuck the cake it's a lie

[MADEVIL]

well it was nice knowing you jinzo

[jinzo64]

what do you mean.
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[MADEVIL]

well after thinking about it you didn't say his last name so i guess your safe

[jinzo64]

hey chuck norris, mr T the cake is a lie

[MADEVIL]

ok, now it was nice knowing you

[Guthix]

i guess jinzo decided to be a fun pooper

[jinzo64]

me a fun pooper
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdovBv8DNXYYwoXXdXo0pNcN98vJhAP bXa0MoHp3Q7r8iTQ1C2&t=1

[MADEVIL]

i guess one can have fun pooping

[jinzo64]

are you the queen of england

chuck norris is king of the world

[MADEVIL]

chuck is the king of the universe

[jinzo64]

he is the power of grey skull

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris don't use batteries, everything just powers up when he's around

[jinzo64]

chuck norris tells somthing to work it's works no matter what

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris never runs out of gas, his car knows better

[jinzo64]

chuck finally found a sparring partner
http://www.anime247.net/wp-content/uploads/Zaraki%20Kenpachi.jpg

[MADEVIL]

who last one second

[jinzo64]

zaraki would last more than a second hes hardcore.
he might even be able to tie with chuck norris

[KlausJuergen]

Once Chuck Norris was beaten by a pirate.
Obviously this is wrong. Chuck Norris himself spreads this rumor to lure in more pirates.

[Kaiju]

Mr Popo can kill Chuck Norris...By Blinking.

[jinzo64]

those poor pirates.
if only they had a strong captain
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DMXxB0A9hFI/TLcQCNwIOWI/AAAAAAAACkw/qRjOYcy6nHU/s1600/kenpachi%2Bzaraki%2Bwallpaper.jpg

[MADEVIL]

still wouldn't help, and mr. popo is chuck norris's bitch

[jinzo64]

mr popo has the peaking order on his side.

[Kaiju]

Mr Popo created Chuck Norris so he can have some amusement.
H.P. Lovecraft was inspired to write the Cthulhu Mythos by his nightmares...Nightmares of Popo.

Contrary to popular belief there is no evolution, only a list of animals on Popo's pecking order.

Mr. Popo can get inanimate objects to do anything...by just saying his name, because they no better.

There is a place for God on the pecking order, his name his Kami and he is bellow Popo.

The Universe will end when Mr. Popo deems it to end, and when it does, the only thing that shall exist is HIS FACE. Laughing.

Mr. Popo doesn't do "bed".

ChiChi is an extension of Mr. Popo's Penis.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Popo does believe in God, Of course he believes in himself!

Mr. Popo can grant wishes without the Dragon Balls...but the requirements to get his wishes involve his stool...

His evil laugh can give people heart attacks.

No one hates Popo on the TFS forums because even trolls know better.

Mr. Popo is right behind you.

"Big Brother watches you" really means "Mr. Popo is watching you"

People have been unable to find Porunga for the longest time...this is because Porunga was foolishly wished into 'the deepest, darkest black hole'. This 'deepest, darkest black hole' of course being Mr. Popo himself. Thus, Porunga is now captive literally within the bowels of Mr. Popo. This is why all wishes granted through Mr. Popo involve his stool.

They say Mr. Popo's tears can cure every ailment in the universe and bring back the dead. Unfortunately Mr. Popo feels absolutely no remorse for anything and thus does not cry.

Racist parodies of Black People are actually a subconcious expression of the fear all lesser beings have for Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo is the reason 'quality customer service' is incredibly rare. He finds the frustration of mortals entertaining.

Mr. Popo once held his training in Hell, it was deemed so heinous that Satan himself had it moved to a seperate dimension entirely as not even the damned deserve such suffering.

New Orleans was hit with Katrina not because the levies failed, but because they failed to give Mr. Popo his sacrifice on time.

Mr. T learned how to pity fools by surviving Mr. Popo's training and only because Mr. Popo felt like Chuck Norris needed a rival that wouldn't utterly destroy him with a mere facial expression.

Vin Diesel learned how to see in the dark as an evolutionary adaption to the Mr. Popo's existance.

On his birthday, Mr. Popo takes one extremely unlucky child and proceeds to 'Unbirth them'. This is his way of enforcing his pecking order on life itself.

There were actually 11 commandments, Moses could not write 'Thy shall obey Mr. Popo's pecking order' down because his hands shook with fear everytime he thought about it. Mr. Popo trolled Moses and his followers for their failure.

The infamous 'Black Plague' of Europe was actually Mr. Popo taking a leisurely stroll in public. It's not his fault people don't know about his pecking order, that was Moses's job and he failed epically.

When Batman stares into the abyss, he does not see bats or even the criminal underworld, he sees Mr. Popo. He doesn't dare blink.

Mr. Popo's greatest nemesis is Astro Boy who is notorius for hunting down and obliterating anyone who reomotely resembles Mr. Popo. One day they shall have their final battle and all of eixstance shall collapse in the aftermath.

Mr. Popo's throne is Tacgnol himself who also serves as Mr. Popo's personal 'reset button' for when he's too busy to do it himself.

Many DBZ fans argue constantly on "Who Would Win" they all agree that no one beats Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo knows no such thing as the fourth wall, even his "voice actor" fears him.

Hitler killed himself in fear of Mr. Popo coming after the fuhrer for failing his mission.

You are never alone in a room...Mr. Popo is always there...

Many people worship and pray to the old ones, no one prays or worships Popo because they fear to anger him with their petty words.

Mr. Popo was the one really behind the PSN hack, because he felt gamers needed to know despair.

For the reason above, Popo also concocted the Red Ring of Death, which originally had his face on the TV screen every time you turned it on, but stopped doing because he felt the dead cannot fear him.

Popo does, in fact, know what emotion is, however he has no time for that ****.

Puella Magi used to be created by Popo, however the incubators had to come in because the Puella Magi under Popo feared nothing... but Popo.

Broly killed Goku... Popo raped Broly.

The Idea of Evil in Berserk is really Mr. Popo.

Kenpachi Zaraki's bankai was banned for reasons that his sword was named "Mr. Popo" unleashing it would end the multiverse.

Contrary to popular belief Mr. Popo does know Fear... Fear checks its closet everynight for Mr. Popo.

There are two types of people in the world, those who fear Popo and those who don't, those who don't are called "dead".

The Face on Mars is really a monument to Mr. Popo...therefore NASA is to scared to admit its a face.

Cultists worship the Deep Ones, The Deep Ones worship Mother Hydra and Father Dagon, They themselves worship Cthulhu and the Old Ones, Cthulhu then worships the Outer Gods, the Outer Gods worship Azathoth and Azathoth himself worships...Mr. Popo.

When asked "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?" Mr. Popo replies with "dead"

There are no rules of the universe or laws of physics, only the "Pecking Order".

Astro Boy is only Popo's nemesis because Mr. Popo felt he needed one. Not that it will do Astro any good.

[jinzo64]

Kenpachi Zaraki's bankai was banned for reasons that his sword was named "Mr. Popo" unleashing it would end the multiverse.

this one is my favourite.

[Kaiju]

Mr. Popo needs his own "Facts" thread.

[jinzo64]

mr popo can invade any thread he likes he has peaking order

[Kaiju]

True. However... wouldn't this forum need to pay tribute to our dark overlord via his own thread? :O

[MADEVIL]

just remember on thing THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS THREAD!!!!!!!
http://theappetizer.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chuck-norris-300.jpg

[regnier]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

[XelaisPWN]

Yep, he can.

So can I.

So can you.


Mr. Popo needs his own "Facts" thread.

****in' a. Mr. Popo would kick Norris' ass!

[bloodlover1987]

Epic fight xD

[JinVicious]

Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the Chuck Norris Jokes, he was tired of nobody paying him any attention.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.onereasonwhy.com/images/chuck-norris-can.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris can't be fooled by magic

[MADEVIL]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tR4HXC2nZIY/SWsY8tSjMhI/AAAAAAAAAfg/gWJvyN-_NFQ/s320/chuckrules.jpg

[blades34AK]

When playing with Street Fighter 2 Turbo with Chuck Norris, he can instantly win the first round by staring at television screen, BOOM, blows up, then 5 sec. later you explode to pieces as well. CONFETTI GALORE

[jinzo64]

chuck norris can't be the final boss in any game because it would be impossible to complete