[gaara129]

im really sprized that no one has done this yet.....well any enjoy

when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt push him self up he pushes the world down

[Pain]

When Chuck Norris goes into water he wont become wet becuase the water becomes chuck norris

[gaara129]

jesus can walk on water....chuck norris can swim on land

[Pain]

Chuck norris is the father of god

[mattroks101]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[humnut]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck Norris doesn't sleep ......he waits

[LawRayLiet]

When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies, the zombies board up the windows to keep Chuck Norris in.

Chuck Norris can take down an AC-130 with a riot shield.

[domo18]

Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana

[Guthix]

chuck norris sperm can pass 12 condons a brick wall and an entire NBA team defence system

[talkanor]

if chuck norris made a soviet russia joke it would be funny

[Distict5-9]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did

(Seriously... *BLEEP* is swamped with Chuck Norris facts by now...)

[Backmask]

This thread...
http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4993/facepalm.png

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris can beat halo 3 on legendary......... with a guitar controller

[humnut]

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to survive.

[Distict5-9]

When you're about to die, you see your life flashing before your eyes.
When Chuck Norris is about to kill you, you see every single episode of "Walker Texas Ranger" instead

[gaara129]

eminem once met chuck norris and said "im not afraid"
chuck norris said "i love the way you lie"

[Distict5-9]

Chuck Norris can't have a single child, for every sperm is invincible and doesn't die as it travels towards the uterus. Chuck Norris can only have a million twins.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck norris CAN jump the flag pole in mario

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris is not allowed in hell because the devil is scared of him

[NLAlchemist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

[bloodlover1987]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate

[LurkerSubmarine]

This thread...
http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4993/facepalm.png

This

[XelaisPWN]

Oh, god... why does this thread exist...

Y'know, when Lemon Demon killed off Chuck Norris in Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny back in TWO THOUSAND AND ****ING FIVE he thought it would be the end of Chuck Norris jokes!

WHY WAS IT NOT

[Shibbidah]

Agreed >.>

[bloodlover1987]

If you can see chuck norris, chuck can see you. If you cant see chuck norris, then you maybe be seconds away from a fatal roundhouse kick to the face! xD

[Shibbidah]

rule 869 >.>

[XelaisPWN]

There's a rule 869!? O.o;

HOW MANY ARE THERE

[MADEVIL]

http://comedydoneright.webs.com/ChuckNorrisApproved.png

[Kaiju]

Chuck Norris can Kill God...and Mr. Rogers can kill Chuck Norris.

[bloodlover1987]

http://badassponies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chuck-norris-476.png

[MADEVIL]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/68178/1473538-yu_gi_oh_parody_chuck_norris_by_takeo_tatsuya.jpg

[Guthix]

hm... yes i think this has become the new ponie thread

[MADEVIL]

Gee what gives you that idea????
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/emoticons_chuck_norris_no_show_of_emotion_funny_pi c.jpg

[HalOfBorg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0

(kind of loud - be warned)

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.barbaraling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chuck-norris-2.jpg

[Kira2521]

Chuck Norris doesn't need women to have children, he simply ejaculates new born babies

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

[gaara129]

chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac....and got one

[bloodlover1987]

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

[MADEVIL]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3FS7Hw0oPps/TZKDyhm9gSI/AAAAAAAAENI/K6sj12qL8iQ/s1600/chukcnorriscartoon.jpg

[Chewi105]

the world ends when chuck norris wants it to

[SilentShadow]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for amazing martial arts prowess. He then roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil was mad but admitted he really should have seen it coming, and the two got a beer together. They now play poker every Wednesday.

Also, Chuck has an amazing pokerface. He once beat a royal flush with a 3 of clubs, a queen of diamonds, a joker, a green 6 Uno card, and a get out of jail free.

[gaara129]

chuck norris won a stairing contest against the mirror

[bloodlover1987]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/092/598/chuck%20weegee.png?1294614246 even luigi cant stand his power

[Chewi105]

well, i guess Chuck Norris wasn't ready for the world to end

[bloodlover1987]

hes not done living yet so.... lol

[LawRayLiet]

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Just as Chuck Norris, it happens every time he claps his hands.

Sometimes Chuck Norris uses brass knuckles to soften his punches.

The Devil sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was once struck by lightning. Which is why lightning never strikes in the same place twice, because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

[Kaiju]

Chuck Norris didn't die in "Enter the Dragon" he ascended to a higher plane of existence.

[Kira2521]

There is no other life in the Universe.....anymore

[bloodlover1987]

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[SilentShadow]

Brokeback Mountain is also the name of the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's front yard.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

[Guthix]

Chuck norris caught em all

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

[Veran]

Steve Martin is the only thing that scares Chuck Norris.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck Norris can delete the recycle Ben

[vejtornado]

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Chuck doesnt dance to music.... music beats to chuck norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris doesnt put on shoes to protect his feet..... He puts them on to protect the world.

They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper. But it was taken off the market shortly after it was released because it didnt take crap form anyone.

If Batman and Superman had a race around the world, Chuck Norris would win because he always wins.

Chuck Norris doesnt bowl strikes. He knocks one pin down and the others pass out.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

Chuck Norris once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

[N.P.C.C.]

Chuck Norris got Windows vista to accept all his programs.

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

[gaara129]

thousands of years ago chuck norris roundhouse kicked a donkey today we know this being as a giraffe

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

[gaara129]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can lock a drawer and leave the key inside

Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

[Darthelm]

Chuck norris inner child wanted something 20% cooler...........My little pony friendship is magic was born

[bloodlover1987]

^^ win


http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/04/17/3/1608/16081995/e1/large_Chuck_Norris_Funny_Picture_78984.jpg

[MADEVIL]

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[Kira2521]

Chuck Norris haunts The Ghost Busters

[MADEVIL]

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

[Vazain]

When he does a roundhouse kick, he doesn't spin--he spins the universe around him.

[CelticFoxx]

Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin HE built.

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is so hard death notes won't let you write his name in them.

[synbad2]

not a joke but still works
Chuck Norris Rap Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y)

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

[bloodlover1987]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. His right foot doesn't swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so that your head hits his foot.

[SilentShadow]

Due to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.

[MADEVIL]

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

[Kaiju]

chuck norris is so hard death notes won't let you write his name in them.

Actually the Death Note's simply don't work on Chuck Norris, the only way they do is if you summon Mr. Rogers with it. (write: death by Mr. Rogers) Mr. Rogers, as we all know, is the Immovable Object to Chuck's Unstoppable force. Therefore Mr. Rogers shows up and Chuck Norris has to beat a hasty retreat. It still didn't Kill Chuck, but you saved your life...for now.

Chuck Norris, Mr.T and Vin Diesel walk into a bar... the Building implodes because no building can handle all that awesome.

When a little kid goes to bed, he checks his closet for the Boogeyman...
When the Boogeyman goes to be he checks his closet for CHUCK NORRIS.

Contrary to popular belief, the apocalypse already happened, its just that CHUCK NORRIS killed the Devil, the anti-Christ and False prophet simply by existing.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Magi in the bible, the other three wrote him out because they were jealous of his gift to baby Jesus...Said gift was the BEARD of Jesus.

[Diclonius]

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and **** it out solved.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he takes a piss

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars thats why there are no signs of life

Chuck Norris once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke that truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Ozzy Ozzborn bit the head off a bat Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman

[bloodlover1987]

http://martialartsmoviejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chuck-norris.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris beat hulk and doomsday in in a double arm wrestling match

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is never be so angery that he'd tackle a horse when chuck norris is angery he tackles sharks

[MADEVIL]

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands... now they are just called the islands ..

[MADEVIL]

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

[SilentShadow]

Chuck Norris never reads, he stares down books until he gets the information he needs.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face. Only Chuck can cut Chuck.

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor on the ass.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

[bloodlover1987]

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Chuck-Norris-fffuuu-499x443.jpg

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/chuck_norris_sign.jpg

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

[bloodlover1987]

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

[MADEVIL]

There was once a candy named Chuck Norris, now its called "The Jawbreaker"

[jinzo64]

chuck norris pointed in your direction and you exploded.

[Azure_Xeq]

Bruce Lee.

[talkanor]

you guys know why bruce lee died ill tell you why: chuck norris

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/bruce-lee-chuck-norris-bruce-lee-demotivational-poster-1244755907.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://cultureby.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chuck-norris.jpg

[Darthelm]

The only reason clannad afterstory had a happy ending was because chuck norris shed a tear

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[SilentShadow]

"Way of the Dragon" had one of the biggest special effects budgets of any movie ever made. It cost $300 million dollars to make it look like Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves

[Kaiju]

Chuck Norris can win any game of chess he plays, as nobody checks chuck Norris and lives.

There are no such thing as "Chuck Norris Jokes" as nobody jokes about Chuck Norris, this thread should be renamed to "Chuck Norris FACTS"

Chuck Norris once paid a visit to anime, where he impregnated every sailor senshi with looks alone. The resulting children were called SAIYANS.

Chuck Norris *Did* just punch out Cthulhu. Because of this the Great Old Ones can only awaken when Chuck isn't in the general vicinity.

Chuck Norris ate a Pokemon for breakfast once, when he shat it out the next day it was now a DIGIMON.

Chuck Norris can in fact, divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can and will make a man out of you.

[jinzo64]

the only person more more manly than chuck norris is his mamma

[vejtornado]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/bruce-lee-chuck-norris-bruce-lee-demotivational-poster-1244755907.jpg
made me lol so much

[jinzo64]

chuck norris let bruce lee win then bruce lee died of shame

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

[jinzo64]

chuck is still winning the last post wins thread

[Darthelm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE&feature=related

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0809/chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1221044067.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris looks at women and men to make them pregnant

[bloodlover1987]

chuck doesn't need a woman to produce babies

[jinzo64]

chuck norris round house kicked a cow and it turned in to a hundred chuck burgers

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxthg885ZY

[jinzo64]

lol
CHUCK NORRIS

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.pixfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/chuck_norris_bring_on_the_pain.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://scoopthedirt.com/GabeLee/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chuck-norris-action-jeans.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata12/Image/amazing_fun_weird_cool_bruce-lee-chuck-norris-patrick-mate_200907250522401213.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs22/i/2008/010/5/6/Chuck_Norris_Wallpaper_by_thereverend3k.jpg

[jinzo64]

when chuck norris raps hes so black he makes mr T look white

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Deadly_Dolphin_Norris.jpg

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

[bloodlover1987]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Gap-DOx-0k0/SZS2PZDXArI/AAAAAAAAAGI/vjRYcaEG37U/Chuck%20Norris%20Hero.jpg

[QUADChromatic]

Chuck Norris dosn't only roundhouse kick you in the face his foot performs an inception on your face so you enjoy it.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.los-angeles.hu/images/chuck_norris.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

^ they didn't aft to make that chuck just looked at the ground and it appeared

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/nunchucks-demotivational-poster-1235541847.jpg

[SilentShadow]

Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo at any given time.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.toonpool.com/user/1667/files/chuck_norris_261525.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z143/matbarke/Motivational%20Posters/chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-.jpg

[Kira2521]

Chuck Norris is allowing these people to live.....for now
http://beautifulstarz.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/large_crowds.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMGq6AYwTdVUgdlYotOog-0wMMat3Gjai7YI0AQWEWIyz5Ltzq&t=1

[Guthix]

in soviet rusia
everyone roundhouses chuck noris

[MADEVIL]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[bloodlover1987]

:P ^

[Kira2521]

in soviet rusia
everyone roundhouses chuck noris

The true reason for the fall of the Soviet Union

[bloodlover1987]

lol

[Kira2521]

When Chuck Norris walks he doesn't move forward, the Earth rotates.

[bloodlover1987]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo56/ecspaintball17/chuckNorrisPokemon.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAtGlZMdHqI/AAAAAAAABXI/umuaquZ7sgA/s1600/59265_chuck_norris9_123_101lo.jpg

[Kira2521]

While visiting Japan, Chuck Norris fathered a girl. Her name was Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Darthelm]

Chuck Norris name is spoken as Chuck Norris no matter where you go

[MADEVIL]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkPmEQWTNAnEfTDQUrjLVe7h_FW84Hl UCVeEbD8WD-8Jxy-3Y5&t=1

[Backmask]

Chuck Norris name is spoken as Chuck Norris no matter where you go

That applies to everybody.

[Zuiichi]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo56/ecspaintball17/chuckNorrisPokemon.jpg

Bah fake >.> everyone knows chuck Norris has no weaknesses :P

[Darthelm]

and he never retreats

[jinzo64]

chuck norris punched the earth once and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

[vejtornado]

http://imgbit.com/images/ea0df2f6d21247858703.jpg

[jinzo64]

^ wtf height 40 ft, length 8 ft

[Darthelm]

the 8ft is his penis

[jinzo64]

just noticed he evlovs from jesus?

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.miicharacters.com/miis/3ds_large/344_norris.jpg

[Guthix]

and no hitpoints,its made off a steelix card i had one of those.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/chuck-norris-chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1211458359.jpg

[Kira2521]

Chuck Norris had sex with the first monkey in space, the result was the Saiyan race.
I madfe a rhym ^^

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris was once so powerful he had to weaken him self by making god the devil,Mr T and david hasslehoff

[SilentShadow]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

[jinzo64]

thats a lie if chuck norris had spun the wheel of fortune he'd have created popetual motion

[MADEVIL]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris doesn't an x ray to tell you which of your bones he broke.

[bloodlover1987]

http://dunamiskarate.com/images/chuck_norris.jpg

[MADEVIL]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

[gaara129]

if it looks like chicken,smells like chicken,and tastes like chicken and Chuck Norris says its beef...its beef

[jinzo64]

chuck norris looks in an empty library it suddenly becomes full of books

[MADEVIL]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

[jinzo64]

oh good one.

when chuck does push he doesn't push him self up he pushes thew earth down

[Kaiju]

Kyubey never goes to Texas, and to a greater extent the U.S. A for the following reason:

He once made a contract with a girl who wanted to be grow up and have the perfect child. So, naturally, she grew up, however... the infant she gave birth to punched its way out of her womb, slapped the (female) doctors ass and instead of drinking baby formula swigged an entire flask of whiskey, with no ill effects, oh and the baby also had a beard. When Kyubey came to see if the women became a witch, the baby roundhouse kicked the white fluffy bastard all the way to Japan. The Incubators now never go to the U.S. in fear of this infant: this infant was known as CHUCK NORRIS.

[MADEVIL]

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chuck_norris.jpg

[jinzo64]

when chuck norris races in the grand national he doesn't ride the horse he carries it round the track.

[gaara129]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[bloodlover1987]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs28/i/2009/239/c/d/CHUCK_NORRIS_INVADED_ANIME_by_Nisshoke.jpg

[TheSnarkyOne]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.andorstudios.com/chewrafa/imagen/lol/1e557-Chuck_Norris_Gun_Happy.gif

[jinzo64]

chuck norris was trying be normal he make those shot's throwing stones

[bloodlover1987]

no he just looks in there direction

[Guthix]

hes just aiming and saying bang

[jinzo64]

he just points and says bang for show.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.zootpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/clashoftitans.gif

[bloodlover1987]

Dude wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jinzo64]

http://www.zootpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/clashoftitans.gif

and thats how captian falcon came to be

[bloodlover1987]

who...who gave birth 0.o

[jinzo64]

the engeries of there love sparked life in to skin cells on the floor these cells pooled together and 9 hours later a fully grown captain falocn came in to excistence with clothes and future car.

[bloodlover1987]

ahh i see how that works : D

[jinzo64]

yes thats how it works.

chuck norris posted 1 post here and was made a senior member

[MADEVIL]

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/022011/chuck-norris-cartoon.gif

[bloodlover1987]

woo chuck

[MADEVIL]

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/530331_o.gif

[bloodlover1987]

http://i.imgur.com/zVxzc.gif

[jinzo64]

chuck always wins so that stare of is pointless

[MADEVIL]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAF_3xkh_qI/AAAAAAAABGg/tMPH_bdXMCg/s1600/633666228647673689-flyingchucknorris.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuch norris doesn't fly he just tells gravity to stop working.

[MADEVIL]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHMJ1vLxFXDdbCM5HC_Wjzo5ojG2dtp 9JfT-r-6I-4aaD_VaDOPg&t=1

[jinzo64]

chuck norris an army of one

[MADEVIL]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l99igyumuP1qb9yxpo1_400.jpg

[jinzo64]

i thought thats how it happend

[bloodlover1987]

wait so what happened to the kitty after looking at chuck

[N.P.C.C.]

Women don't have sex with chuck norris...THEY SURVIVE!

Chuck Norris dyed his hair blonde...and thus the first super saiyan was born.

Chuck Norris made Chris Hansen take a seat

Nobody ***** with Chuck Norris, they just lay down and take it.

Chuck Norris taught Peggy Hill how to speak spanish

They say every time chuck norris lands a round house kick, you can hear "FATALITY" after the opponent falls to the floor.

Austin Powers asked Chuck Norris for advice on how to get women.

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris told zarxarx to make amv hell

[jinzo64]

wait so what happened to the kitty after looking at chuck

it just dropped dead.

[bloodlover1987]

>:O nooooooo not the Kittie it was innocent

[MADEVIL]

http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Jokes/Chuck_Norris_Facts/Chuck_Norris_Jokes/chuck-norris-punch.jpg

[jinzo64]

>:O nooooooo not the Kittie it was innocent

chuck had now choice it was a russian spy intent on destroying the cake.

[MADEVIL]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1256860306.jpg

[Diclonius]

http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Jokes/Chuck_Norris_Facts/Chuck_Norris_Jokes/chuck-norris-punch.jpg

Thats not a very good incentive to stop

[jeremyhac]

The world doesn't end in 2012, it does when Chuck Norris decides it to be.

The world doesn't end in 2012, it does when Chuck Norris dies.

When Chuck Norris decides to die, it's the end of the world. (2012?)

Edit: Paradox FTW

[MADEVIL]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-H4kqiQM0TPk/R_R4P5dP6FI/AAAAAAAAAMU/xJFcoufVq6k/chuck-norris-arete-s.jpg

[Kaiju]

Before the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris goes to bed at nigh he checks his closet for...

MR. POPO

http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/avatar/mr-popo-8132.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

ಠ_ಠ

[MADEVIL]

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/chuck-norris-738528.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris doesn't need self defence , self defence needs chuck norris

[bloodlover1987]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Chuck_Norris_is_Muhammed.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris pretends to jesus to feel less god like

[MADEVIL]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9603/539630763l3odty2.jpg

[mattroks101]

http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Jokes/Chuck_Norris_Facts/Chuck_Norris_Jokes/chuck-norris-punch.jpg

That's a lot of dead Mexican babies.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris created god to spite his first son the devil

[XelaisPWN]

You know who could kick Chuck Norris's ass? Charles Nelson Reilly. (http://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA)

[bloodlover1987]

chuck beat the water temple in zelda ocarina of time... without the iron boots

[gaara129]

lol the water temple pisses me off i think it was the hardest part of the game lol

Chuck Norris is the father,the son, and the holy spirit

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[jinzo64]

chuck never fails he has people to fail for him

[MADEVIL]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris has the power to cure emos by giving them all hearts.

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris can just say screw them and do us all and favor and kill all the emos

[HalOfBorg]

Chuck Norris has already done us all a favor - by allowing us to go on living.

[gaara129]

i dont get why people think chuck norris is so cool he's not even that strong...hold on someones at the door

[Kaiju]

Chuck Norris is the result of when Son Goku screwed Sailor Moon while on Vacation in Texas in the middle of a Hurricane.

[MADEVIL]

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

[jinzo64]

chuck norris created the moon by throwing rocks in to the orbit of the earth

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris can pee to the center of the world

[jinzo64]

chuck norris made the sun by pointing at the sky and shouting sun.

[MADEVIL]

there was a planet between mars and jupiter, but chuck norris destroyed it so now its an asteroid belt

[jinzo64]

if chuck norris decided not to comprehend our exsistence we'd all die

[MADEVIL]

we need to thank chuck norris for letting us live amongst him

[jinzo64]

indeed we do.

chuck norris doesn't need to get mail he knows exactly what were thinking all the time.

[SilentShadow]

God said "Let there be light."

Chuck Norris said "Say please."

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.blogadilla.com/img/chuck-norris-autograph.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/4/j/U/u4jU/chuck%20norris%20gif.gif

[Guthix]

how many thousands of hits in there?

[HalOfBorg]

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/4/j/U/u4jU/chuck%20norris%20gif.gif

And this is how Mr Norris treats the people he likes. A LOT.

[jinzo64]

^ dont blink bruce lee

[Kaiju]

Chuck Norris once walked down a busy city street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Horses are hung like Chuck.
Every time he hears someone call her the Virgin Mary, he just laughs quietly to himself.
It is said that he can and will take your virginity. And if you think to yourself "that's impossible, I've already lost it", you're dead wrong.
Chuck Norris thinks Virgina needs a new name.

[jinzo64]

chuck wet for a pee and venis was flooded

[MADEVIL]

http://m.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/thumb/demotivation.us_Chuck-Norris-peed-here-...-_130193141432.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

^ XD

[jinzo64]

chuck is the only person allowed to divide by zero

[bloodlover1987]

chuck is allowed to walk in the carpool lane

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is the real slim shaddy

[MADEVIL]

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/27/2773/OALTD00Z.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris makes anything look good

[bloodlover1987]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4831057898_2db4a515c3.jpg

[jinzo64]

only chuck norris knows that cake isn't a lie

[MADEVIL]

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/fashion/art/busted-chuck-norris-tees.gif

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/264/1305436554_2.png

[MADEVIL]

http://www.juliansutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chuck-norris-twighlight-poll1.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris makes all men look like women

[MADEVIL]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y71reyDy9lg/TTkVmNsoseI/AAAAAAAABjw/6XfRjfksClY/s1600/chuck-norris-earrings.jpg

[jinzo64]

no the ultimate protection is the chuck norris rubber

[MADEVIL]

http://designer.inktastic.com/Design/240/50113.png

[jinzo64]

i bet good lovin from chuck norris can hurt even more

[MADEVIL]

chuck norris tough love

[jinzo64]

chuck norris and mr T ultimate tag team in wrestling

[MADEVIL]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e40a20eRalkwyqfqPwKyo3q4o1_400.jpg

[jinzo64]

secret mr T and Chuck Norris wrote that book together.
mr T did the Chuck Norris facts
and Chuck Norris did the mr T facts

[MADEVIL]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/10/129206732146811090.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris and mr T are secretly married

[MADEVIL]

thats goes into reference of an older post i made of them kissing

[jinzo64]

i pity the fool who picks mine and chuck norris's son captain falcon

[MADEVIL]

http://www.gotchamovies.com/ul/photos/person/mr-t/dfd6b25d28a594a4b993e8b9df256538-sc.jpg

[jinzo64]

they had cancel that coz it was to tough to eat

[MADEVIL]

and i bet there even a better reason theres not a chuck norris cereal

[jinzo64]

there was going to be but it was to tough to pack into cardboard boxes

[MADEVIL]

i bet it had a cool slogan, with something about round house kicking your teeth out

[jinzo64]

so tough it will brake your jaw

[MADEVIL]

it will kick your taste buds in the back of your mouth

[jinzo64]

it will rip your tongue out your mouth

[MADEVIL]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ofuQ6eyKXyk/SorpVlUXcLI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/3xNDSX6XLkA/s400/Chuck_Norris.jpg

[jinzo64]

LOL
i know someone who could do with one of those

[MADEVIL]

well lets deliver it to them

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/53932/1/Walker-Texas-Ranger-The-Complete-Second-Season.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeW_Pdv-mzUEdaElAgk339PNseYoX_dwu-jg9xrvDfpVR89Id0EA&t=1

[jinzo64]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs28/i/2009/239/c/d/CHUCK_NORRIS_INVADED_ANIME_by_Nisshoke.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://www.makeulol.com/photos/Motivators-3-Anime-google-images/Anime_Chuck_Norris_motivation_by_Sorantheman.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris should have been in bleach to defeat aizen

[MADEVIL]

it would have made bleach real short, because every fight would end with one move

[jinzo64]

but he could have had an awsome fight with zaraki

[MADEVIL]

it still would end with one move

[jinzo64]

no it wouldn't zaraki's to tough for that.

[MADEVIL]

nope, its chuck norris were talking about

[jinzo64]

but it's kenpachi zaraki

[MADEVIL]

but it's chuck norris

[bloodlover1987]

agreed its chuck

[MADEVIL]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBI4W2tx6ORstJPR5dw9tRq5rzDgBOT ATh8UVEmIM9CrX19LRF8Q&t=1