[Pink_Nipple]

poena = punishment in latin

[azusaka110]

Millhouse is not a meme

[Adjacent Badger]

Mulhouse is a city in France

[Pink_Nipple]

My new teapot is from K?ln

[azusaka110]

Lolis aren't underage- they're "fun sized"

heh...lol /b/

[Mawelli]

This needs more desu ~desu
No exceptions ~desu

A rat can last longer without water than a camel. ~desu

[Issitheus]

there's no such thing as "too loud"

[Jazean]

the entire sane population of earth belongs to a religion called "Lunarism"
the core belief of which is that the moon exists.

[Mawelli]

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

[Issitheus]

the babel fish is proof that god does not exist.

[S.ifr]

Millhouse is not a meme

Is a meme.

[SV3N]

two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

[Jazean]

two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.


and two wongs can make a baby wong, only if the initial two wongs are different genders.

[SV3N]

Turning on a stobe light pointed at a turning fan looks really awesome

[Issitheus]

*runs out to find strobe light*

[SV3N]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC-d2VckqUw&feature=related

this isn't as cool as putting a strobe light infront of a fan, but it still looks pretty cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcrkBLdv-to

this is kinda what I mean, but its sooooooo much more cooler to see it in person.

[abyssion1337]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081023/ap_on_sc/sci_scotch_tape_surprise

[Odessa]

After spending a weekend with abyss, I am convinced he/she knows the wierdest pieces of trivia known. I am humbled by his/her knowledge.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not that smart

[Odessa]

I beg to disagree. But really, the thigns you know seem perfect for this topic :)

[Issitheus]

Longcat is loooooooooooooooooong

[DaMetzger]

Slowpoke is slow.

[Pink_Nipple]

Schoolbus is a schoolbus

[DaMetzger]

Trivias in this topic are useless.

[Pink_Nipple]

words in this topic consist of letters

[abyssion1337]

long cat holds no sway over the power of wide dog

[Jazean]

your torso is about 2/3 as lengthly as your leg.

[Pink_Nipple]

your torso probably have some nipples on it

[abyssion1337]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

[Jazean]

tonight i dined in my house

[abyssion1337]

you're boring

[Mawelli]

I had a huge fart just a few minutes ago. Then I decided to consume some Coca Cola and eat a few cookies. They tasted rather good I must say.

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's Sister is hot.

[Kuwabara]

Kuwabara's Sister is hot.


she lives in north carolina....have fun if you can get there :P

[Pink_Nipple]

most of people will never visit north carolina

[Jazean]

i drove through north carolina

[Odessa]

Thanks Kuwabara, but i'm happily involved at the moment, and not looking for any other partners :)



The 10 Commandments as we think of them were not what were ordered by "God" but written by Moses. The "original" 10 commandments make little sense, so Moses supposedly fudged it a little.

[Issitheus]

Thanks Kuwabara, but i'm happily involved at the moment, and not looking for any other partners

*ahem* What were you saying the other night, then?
Meh, I'm taken and not interested in a poly relationship. Besides, you got 10 years on me.

[Issitheus]

And, about the original Ten Commandments, Moses intentionally left off the eleventh for personal gain.
"Thou Shalt Not Pick Thine Nose and Then Consume the Result in Public"

[abyssion1337]

you just double posted

[Issitheus]

YOU DARE QUESTION ME?!

[abyssion1337]

yes I do, and you haven't seen bible black

[Odessa]

hehe, i dont' follow religion, but i love how even by church doctrine, they "made a mistake or two." hilarious.



In 1961, two atomic bombs were dropped onto US soil, but this was covered up, and the land where they fel is still owned by the government.

[abyssion1337]

you're awesome

[Odessa]

that's useless trivia to you? :(



j/k ;)

[abyssion1337]

it's useless to most people.... don't hate me

[Odessa]

of course not, goof. I love you (kiss).




Winston Churchil believed Jews in a world wide Jewish conspiracy.

[Jazean]

my initals are J.E.W

[Divine Dragoon]

8 times out of 10 someone will squirt whatever there drinking out there nose if you ask
"Have you ever tried to burp but instead you farted?"

[Odessa]

The first european settlers in America were cannibals. :)

[Kuwabara]

1)everyone is a stasistic

2)i suck at spelling :P

[Odessa]

yes you do, but i'm worse. nyah nyah!

[Kuwabara]

kuwabara means mulbury field

[DaMetzger]

metzger means butcher

[SV3N]

Sven means: boy, lad or Young man. Boring meaning if ya ask me :-\

But I do like the alternate spelling of the name: Svenne (obviously still pronounced S-ven).

[Jazean]

The first two letters and the the 4th letter of my screen-name are the same as they are in my real name.

[Pink_Nipple]

It's not hard to guess Jazean's real name

[DaMetzger]

Pink_Nipple used to be Pink_Nipple?

[Issitheus]

my initals are J.E.W

you think that sucks? I'm Caleb U. Martin.

[Kuwabara]

my initals are J.E.W

you think that sucks? I'm Caleb U. Martin.


hahahaha ;D....wow....thats funny :P

[Odessa]

if it's makes you fee lbeter, i'm V.D. i mean, who doesn't want to have sex with V.D.?


Scientists have been genitically engineering humans for years.

[SV3N]

The phrase 'son of a gun' originated on sailing ships, where women would sometimes have sex with sailors between the ship's cannons.

[Odessa]

The USA has a 100$ million budgeted team dedicated to provoking terroist attacks. This board recieved a "bonus" of 23% more funding after 9/11.

[abyssion1337]

The US national debt is actually owed more to citizens than countries(except possibly China)

[Odessa]

The first eletric car was made in 1830.

[abyssion1337]

The opening theme to monty python's flying circus is one of Sousa's marches

[SV3N]

Male penguins only have one orgasm a year.

[Odessa]

Male penguins only have one orgasm a year.


talk about cold :/

[SV3N]

It was originally traditional for women to wear a white wedding gown only if the woman was a virgin. Oh how the times have changed >.>

[Odessa]

It was originally traditional for women to wear a white wedding gown only if the woman was a virgin. Oh how the times have changed >.>


this I knew. I've actually thoguht of wearing a light green wedding dress to be different (and you know, NOT a virgin) but wasnt' sure if it would be crazy. what do you think?

[SV3N]

It was originally traditional for women to wear a white wedding gown only if the woman was a virgin. Oh how the times have changed >.>


this I knew. I've actually thoguht of wearing a light green wedding dress to be different (and you know, NOT a virgin) but wasnt' sure if it would be crazy. what do you think?




I think that a light green dress would look good. I wouldn't care what my wife wore for her wedding as long as she was happy I wouldn't care.

[Odessa]

i'm not sure. it's not like i've SEEN many light green wedding dresses to really compare the old white traditonal gown to, you know?

[Divine Dragoon]

i'm not sure. it's not like i've SEEN many light green wedding dresses to really compare the old white traditonal gown to, you know?




A friend of mine said she would like to were Lulu's dress from FFX for her wedding I don't know if she'd do it but It's funny to picture it tho Haha

On July 4th 1776 The America's day of Independence King George the 3rd wrote in his Diary "Nothing of significance happened today"

[Divine Dragoon]

The word Trivia means unimportant "trivial" items or information

The study or collection of trivia is known as spermology, which literally means collection of seeds.

[Odessa]

The ashes of the average cremated person weigh nine pounds.

[ninjis]

The color grey is always present in traffic signs.

EDIT: Clarification: the back.

[SV3N]

The song: Ring around the rosey is originally about the plague.

[Odessa]

The yo-yo originated in the Philippines, where it was used as a weapon in hunting.

[Divine Dragoon]

RAP stands for Retards Attempting Poetry ;D
In games Gold is usually strong armor and weapon types in reality it is a very soft metal that can be bent vary easily
A 9mm bullet can shoot right thou a person doing little to stop them a 45 cal will flatten inside what your shooting at knocking down the target
9mm will penetrate body armor 45 cal will not (given conditions and range)
misery loves company but most company laughs at misery
there are more people that piloted the US space shuttle than people that piloted the SR-71 Blackbird
Rather than evading missiles the SR-71 just outruns them ;D
The F-15 was pulled from service because the rivets on the body keep popping off (I wasn't shot down my wing just fell off!)

[SV3N]

The fastest a Dragonfly can fly is about 50 - 60 mph.

[Divine Dragoon]

In raiders of the lost ark during the part where Indi shots the guy with the sword Harrison Ford was sick with the flu at the time and was supposed to fight the sword welder with his whip but was too tired when thay got to that part in filming and just shot him the other actor went with it and put it in the movie thinking it was better than the script (and it was!)

[Odessa]

When you flip a coin, it is not a 50/50 chance; the picture on the "heads" side weighs more, making heads more likely.

[SV3N]

36% of men say that their blood pressure rises when they see another man flirting with their girlfriends.

[T8]

51% of the worlds population are boys. 49% are girls. Therefore boys rule, and girls drool. =]

[Odessa]

Girls may drool ( who doesn't at that age?) but women are supreme. Random trivia? You know how Chritians supplanted older myths with Christian ones (i.e. replaced the winer solstice holiday with Christmas?). The original "idea" of a savior that died and rose three days later was female. It was only Christians who got it backwards making it a man <-<

[T8]

Ahahaha, =]..

Did you also know that fish don't have eye balls!!! I know.. Odd huh lol

[Odessa]

Since 1874 the mints of the United States have been making coins for foreign governments, and many years make more foreign currency than American currency.

[abyssion1337]

When you flip a coin, it is not a 50/50 chance; the picture on the "heads" side weighs more, making heads more likely.


actually it makes tales more likely and it has no noticeable effect on the result isn't noticeable unless you want to flip a coin several million times

[Odessa]

I was bored, so i did some trivia seraching. The following all came from "asorted trivia topics."



Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Neither almonds or peanuts are actually nuts; Almonds are members of the peach family, and peanuts are of the legume family.

M&M's were developed so that soldiers could eat candy without getting their fingers sticky.

The main reason marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition.

The international telphone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

Ketchup was once used as a medicine in the United States. In the 1830s it was sold as Dr. Miles's Compound Extract of Tomato.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes

A group of officers is called a mess.

Venetian blinds were invented in Japan.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The Red sea was originally named the Reed Sea, and was re-anmed via a typo.


The only social fraternity founded during the Civil War was Theta Xi fraternity, at Rensselear Polytechnic Institute in Troy, New York in 1864

Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states. (screw you guys...or not!)

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

Trivia is the Roman goddess of sorcery, hounds and... the crossroads.

[abyssion1337]

not much I didn't know actually

Kangaroo actually means "I don't know"

[T8]

how did the chicken cross the road?











































with its legs..

[Odessa]

I was bored, so i did some trivia seraching. The following all came from "asorted trivia topics."



Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Neither almonds or peanuts are actually nuts; Almonds are members of the peach family, and peanuts are of the legume family.

M&M's were developed so that soldiers could eat candy without getting their fingers sticky.

The main reason marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition.

The international telphone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

Ketchup was once used as a medicine in the United States. In the 1830s it was sold as Dr. Miles's Compound Extract of Tomato.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes

A group of officers is called a mess.

Venetian blinds were invented in Japan.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The Red sea was originally named the Reed Sea, and was re-anmed via a typo.


The only social fraternity founded during the Civil War was Theta Xi fraternity, at Rensselear Polytechnic Institute in Troy, New York in 1864

Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states. (screw you guys...or not!)

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

Trivia is the Roman goddess of sorcery, hounds and... the crossroads.











You seriously knew all that?!?! Dang. And here I thought the RPI one would make you chuckle...

[Issitheus]

Go pick up one of the "Uncle John's ... Bathroom Reader" books. They are officially teh shiz. Go find one and you'll see that my post belongs here.

Por ejemple:
Angelina Jolie's childhood ambition: to become a funeral director.
A bottle of champagne has three times as much air pressure as the tires on a car.
The average American consumes enough caffeine in one year to kill a horse.

And a funny bit of graffiti on a bathroom stall:
"'To do is to be' -Socrates
'To be is to do' -Sartre
'Do be do be doo' -Sinatra"

[Odessa]

The bathroom readers scare me....who makes a book to read in the bathroom? it seems...unclean. my dad owns a few ,as well as my brother in law...maybe it's a guy thing?

[Issitheus]

Well it's really just the name...

[Odessa]

i guess so, but it just.... i don't know...creeps me out? I'm not sure why.

[Issitheus]

The only thing in the world that can is a harmless little book?

[Odessa]

lol ok, that does sound odd when you put it that way. and it's not the only thing that creeps me out... i'm scared of bugs, spiders, dying, dying alone, public speaking, and religious right republicans.

and i'll have to killl you if you laugh at this...but i also get the creeps from being in complete darkness. irony much? i just get really sick, this Vertigo feeling if there's not a faint lgiht source in the room. i have a JUMBO sized clock with a large size light up dispaly that does the job of lighting my room at night nicely.

[T8]

Did you know 39% of women are bisexual?

[Odessa]

well, consdiering how many women i've spelt with, I would have guessed it was higher myself... :0


if i turn another 4 women into lesbians, i get a free toaster! hehe... ( anyone know that reference?)

[T8]

Nope, I dont know that, sorry :-\

4 women aye,, hmm make them bisexual then we can all be happy. =]

[Odessa]

It's an Ellen reference :)

and i would never turn anyone biexual. Pansexual, maybe, but bisexual is so limiting :)

[T8]

Damn it! Well anyway, back with the useless trivia!!!

[Kuwabara]

pansexual means they date ANYONE...male....female....transexual....old....yo ung....correct me if im wrong vicky..... :P

[Odessa]

pansexual means they date ANYONE...male....female....transexual....old....yo ung....correct me if im wrong vicky..... :P



you're on the right track! we do indeed date anyone. and msot of of us - not all - don't reconize only two genders such as male/female. My Kate Bornstein's book, there are over a 1,000 genders. I don't think there are only two genders, hence why i don't like the term 'bisexual' as it applies there are only two.



i wonder, does this count as on topic or not?

[Kuwabara]

id say on :P

[abyssion1337]

RPI students go to church to get their computers fixed

[Odessa]

That is random, sicne neither of us goes to RPI, right sweetie?


look, is that a distraction over there?!?

(runs)


In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up but no channel 1.

[SV3N]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

I found this on the interwebs...I kinda wanna try it out and see if it works.

[Jazean]

my car which is an unliving object has somehow figured out how to form the emotion of hate and direct it at me.

[Odessa]

my car which is an unliving object has somehow figured out how to form the emotion of hate and direct it at me.


this screams of win to me. Also, i'm sorry ( hugs).


All gondolas in Venice, Italy must be painted black, unless they belong to a high official

[Jazean]

as usual i hit the mark right before things change to get easier or somehow mess with me.

(hit 40 the day before mounts dropped to lvl 30)
(hit 70 the day before the level cap raises to 80)
(found item that was worth 2000g when it was at level cap, no longer worth that much)

[Divine Dragoon]

Vader means father in I think German maybe Austrian I forget witch one but you get the idea HAHA(^_^)

[Odessa]

as usual i hit the mark right before things change to get easier or somehow mess with me.

(hit 40 the day before mounts dropped to lvl 30)
(hit 70 the day before the level cap raises to 80)
(found item that was worth 2000g when it was at level cap, no longer worth that much)







I'm sory. if it makes you feel better, i had a gold water djinn in guild wars worth 200k, but held out on selling it as i thoguht it woudl go up...now it's worth like 60k, so i blew that one a tad.

[acutekat]

the crow caws at midnight

[SV3N]

Apple juice was once used as an antidepressant.

[Divine Dragoon]

Apple juice was once used as an antidepressant.


My next piece of trivia is I knew that one

[SV3N]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

[Jazean]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


so apparently at age 1000 we'd look like elephant people.

[BopBopBop]

The Movie "Mamma Mia" has got a greater income than "Harry Potter".

[Odessa]

Ever president of the united statas has had a sibling.

[Jazean]

vicky has exactly 1900 posts right now.

[Odessa]

vicky has exactly 1900 posts right now.


OMG< i've reached trivia status? I truly have asceneded....

[abyssion1337]

I see all

[Jazean]

the possums only killed half the dinosaurs, they made the the half watch, the other then killed themselves to keep the possums from killing them...

this probably isn't right, but its funny.

[Ken-Chan]

it's ok we all believe you

insane

[Jazean]

not crazy, imaginative and sleep deprived, hence dangerous. also caffeine.

[Ken-Chan]

ok ok not insane but lay off the coffee dam it you told me you quit

(crying)

[Useful]

The oldest porn was prehistoric, found on cave walls. And every civilization has examples of porn: Mesopotamia, Greece, Rome, China, the Aztecs.

[abyssion1337]

point of interest, none of those civilizations you mentioned were prehistoric (they all had written records) however barring that you're correct

[nipple]

*bump*

there was no news about LHC recently

[abyssion1337]

I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder

[nipple]

I come from a land down under, where is no sun and even thunder

[luffyiscool]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

City dogs live about 3 years longer than country dogs

There are at least 100,000 chemical reactions going on in a normal human brain every second

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61%

[daikaisho vanguard]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

City dogs live about 3 years longer than country dogs

There are at least 100,000 chemical reactions going on in a normal human brain every second

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61%

That's good trivia. And with a high probability of never being of any use.


I've once been awarded "Bang of the Year" for banging into a wall. Didn't do it to burn calories, though.

[luffyiscool]

lol thanks XD


Liquid Helium, at a temperature just above absolute zero, can flow upwards

A lion's roar can be heard from up to 5 miles away

It would be possible to boil 30 litres of water with the heat generated by the average adult human each day

You are more likely to get stung by a bee in windy weather than in any other weather condition

In a survey of 80,000 American women it was found that those who drank alcohol in moderation had only half the heart attack risk of those who didn't drink at all

There are enough explosives on earth to annihilate mankind 50,000 times over

Every year the earth becomes about 12 tons heavier because of meteorites landing

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

Dogs like squeaking toys because they sound like animals in distress

[NLAlchemist]

Birds don't fart.

[luffyiscool]

but they **** everywhere, and that's worse :(


Giraffes have no vocal chords

Societies in ancient Rome, Germany and China used urine as a mouthwash

If you feed a seagull Alka Seltzer its stomach will explode

Your hearing becomes less sharp after eating too much

Sharks can detect the heartbeats of other fish

The first 'Ford' cars had 'Dodge' engines

The lining of your digestive system is shed every 3 days

The human brain stops growing at the age of 18

Each year the moon's orbit moves about 1.5 inches further away from the earth

[acutekat]

in alaska it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane

[luffyiscool]

You can tell a turtle's gender by the noise it makes: males grunt, females hiss

You burn more calories sleeping than watching television

As of 2002 in New York City, rats outnumbered humans by 12 to 1

A chicken is the only animal that can be eaten before it is born and after it is dead

Honeybees have hair on their eyes

Butterflies taste with their feet

So important to human dexterity is the thumb that the brain devotes a larger portion to controlling it than to controlling the chest and abdomen

[acutekat]

up untill 2001 it was legal to kill mormons in missouri

[luffyiscool]

There are 450 hairs in an average eyebrow

Human birth control pills work on gorillas

If you divide the Great Pyramid's perimeter by twice its height you get pi to the 15th digit

Over a thousand birds a year die from smashing into windows (ROFL)

A male chimpanzee is 5 times hornier than the average human

Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment sexually. They have been known to "wife swap" and indulge in group sex

It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels

Iguanas, koalas and komodo dragons all have two penises

The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica

There is no record of a non-rabid wolf attack on a human

[Doomimus]

I chew gum in the shower.

[nipple]

There are 450 hairs in an average eyebrow

Human birth control pills work on gorillas

If you divide the Great Pyramid's perimeter by twice its height you get pi to the 15th digit

Over a thousand birds a year die from smashing into windows (ROFL)

A male chimpanzee is 5 times hornier than the average human

Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment sexually. They have been known to "wife swap" and indulge in group sex

It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels

Iguanas, koalas and komodo dragons all have two penises

The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica

There is no record of a non-rabid wolf attack on a human


where do you take it?

____
my tv turns on by it's own sometimes

[luffyiscool]

in the UK we have something called "the bumper book of useless information" :D

[abyssion1337]

you know that snakes are in fact reptiles

or do you just work for the department of redundancy department

[Issitheus]

or do you just work for the department of redundancy department

Which I, the chairman of the department of redundancy department, am chairman of.

[luffyiscool]

you know that snakes are in fact reptiles

or do you just work for the department of redundancy department

i don't work for nobody man, i just copy what it says in the book... perhaps it was a typo and they meant to say "snakes and OTHER reptiles"




Rats can swim for 1/2 a mile without resting, and they can tread water for 3 days straight

Deer like to eat marijuana

The first person who referred to a coward as a chicken was william shakespeare

There are about 5000 different languages spoken on earth

There are only 12 letters in the hawaiian alphabet

The term "cop" is of english origin, it started out as an abbreviation of 'Constable on Patrol'

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

The keyboard is dirtier then the kitchen counter on average.

[luffyiscool]

on average, biting your nails is less hygenic than licking your toilet seat. (i wouldn't reccommend it though...)

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

The pellets in Pac-Man are acually Tums.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

you know that snakes are in fact reptiles

or do you just work for the department of redundancy department
Turtles are reptiles too!

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

A chicken is the only animal that can be eaten before it is born and after it is dead

Ducks, Quails, Fish...

[luffyiscool]

wow, epic fail for the book lol


Organised crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income

In the shower 75% of people wash from their tops to their bottoms

John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln in a theatre and was found in a warehouse.
Lee Harvey Oswald shot President Kennedy from a warehouse and was found in a theatre.

[daikaisho vanguard]

I wouldn't regard an egg as a chicken (or a duckling etc.)

[ClosedPool]

"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo." is a legitimate and grammatically correct sentence, as long as you keep the capitalization in that order.