[Barricade]

Self-Explanitory.

[DicyDax]

A giraffe can clean it's ear with it's tongue.

[Barricade]

Believe it or not around my house that is common knowledge...

N E Thing more bizzare.

[Issitheus]

it IS possible to lick your elbow. i saw someone do it.

[Filleraol]

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

[Barricade]

Awesome! Did you know if you mix gasoline and petroleum jelly you essentially get home made napalm!?!

[Mawelli]

A human eats an average of 7 spiders while sleeping during the course of his/her life

[Filleraol]

Omg! I hate spiders, I panic whenever I see one =S

[DicyDax]

Here's a little addition...
...

On July 4th 1776 - American day of Independence - Kong George the third wrote in his diary: "Nothing of significance happened today".

There is approximately 12000 types of rice.

It would would take a million ants one month to produce a litre of pee.

In 1930, all rights for "Superman" was sold for $130.

In 1994, the supreme court gave a brutal kidnapper $500000, 'cause he had sprained his ankle while escaping the police.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

If you fart non-stop for 6 years and 9 months, you will have produced enough energy for an atomic bomb.

You burn 2,3 calories by melting an ice cube on your tongue.

During a life lasting for 70 years, you will while sleeping, consume at least 50 kinds of insects, and 10 spiders.

People living near mountains eat approximately 30% more cakes than those who doesn't.

Snails breath through their feet.

The full name of Los Angeles is: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

Humans, dolphins and some monkeys are the only animals having sex for the single purpose of pleasure.

It is legal to shoot bears in Alaska, but it is illegal to wake them to take pictures of them.

According to an English Law, which was made in 1845, a suicide attempt results in death penalty.

There is no place in the bible stating that Jesus smiled.

The first couple to ever be shown in bed together was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

On Cyprus it is illegal to flush, after you have gone to the toilet. It can result in a ticket for $200.

The average woman boob jumps 9 centimetres for every step she takes, while running on a treadmill.

Every fifth minute, a man is run over by a car in New York.

Your fingernails grow altogether 28 metres throughout your entire life.

A cucumber consists of 96% water.

The semen of a fruit fly consists of 381 proteins.

The word "girl" only appears once throughout the bible.

When Albert Einstein was 9 years old, he could not pronounce the words correctly. His parents thought he was retarded.

2 rats could in 18 months produce 1 million descendants.

The bones in a human thigh is stronger than cement.

The name "Vader", as in "Darth Vader", is actually Dutch, and it means "Father"

A cat has 64 muscles in it's ears.

If you sneeze very powerful, you can break a rib.

A starfish does not have any brain.

Rats and horses can't throw up.

48% of all Americans believe that the government is keeping back information about UFOs...

4% of all Chinese people are millionaires.

During an average woman life, a woman uses an average of 630 days to put on make-up and an average of 170 days to remove it again.

USA consumes 25% of the worlds energy.

Hawaii moves an inch towards Japan every year.

The blood of lobsters is blue.

Sharks are immune to cancer.

70% of all dust in your home is flakes of your skin.

...
This is not copy-paste, this is all translated and wrote by me.

[Filleraol]

Here's a little addition...
...

A lot of text.

...
This is not copy-paste, this is all translated and wrote by me.

Really? :P

[abyssion1337]

There is in fact a book in the Bible in which the word "god" is not used: The book of Esther (though the song of songs which isn't included in most bibles also doesn't directly mention god).

[DicyDax]

Here's a little addition...
...

A lot of text.

...
This is not copy-paste, this is all translated and wrote by me.

Really? :P

Yeah, I have this book with loads of useless stuff... But it's in Danish, so I had to translate it for you guys...

[Filleraol]

Here's a little addition...
...

A lot of text.

...
This is not copy-paste, this is all translated and wrote by me.

Really? :P

Yeah, I have this book with loads of useless stuff... But it's in Danish, so I had to translate it for you guys...

Aha, sounds kinda like those toilet books we have here ^^

[Issitheus]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader?
I have three of those

[beriorgar]

A human eats an average of 7 spiders while sleeping during the course of his/her life

srry, that's not true, the swallowing reflex doesn't work when you are asleep.
so if you dislike spiders, don't worry about a thing, you arn't eating them

[fluffybunny65]

YAY MORE TRIVIA...thingies
Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
(wow im wearing headphoneS rite now ew!!!)

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(AWWW im left handed :[ )

Polar bears are left handed

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order

Turtles can breathe through their butts

On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (I know I do 0.o)

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men

A snail can sleep for three years

No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

[abyssion1337]

Some of those are wrong, paper can be folded more than 7 times. Also and addition to the Barbie thing, she was a german protitute.

[fluffybunny65]

oops hehe srry ;D :

[jopojelly]

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
(wow im wearing headphoneS rite now ew!!!)

wow, I wear headphones for like, 10 hours a day at least, that doesn't bode well for me. It also explains why I produce a lot of earwax....



No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

I just did 8 with my newspaper.



Women blink nearly twice as much as men

heh



Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

Also eating bread prevents it too.



Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

Well, every time you do just about anything brain cells die....so that's not that odd.

[Filleraol]

On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (I know I do 0.o)

And so do I. Wish they could all just...go away..or die.


A snail can sleep for three years
Sometimes it would've been nice to be able to sleep for so long :P

[Barricade]

People say bless you when you sneeze in Christian culture because they believe that when you sneeze a little bit of your soul is expelled and it must be returned by saying 'bless you'.

[jopojelly]

People say bless you when you sneeze in Christian culture because they believe that when you sneeze a little bit of your soul is expelled and it must be returned by saying 'bless you'.

....don't people say bless you just because they're offering their condolences and wish for you to get better?

[Filleraol]

People say bless you when you sneeze in Christian culture because they believe that when you sneeze a little bit of your soul is expelled and it must be returned by saying 'bless you'.

....don't people say bless you just because they're offering their condolences and wish for you to get better?

That's what I've been told.... ???

[Barricade]

Well, the expression is open to enterpritation, but I live in a town about 20 miles away from nowhere and on the corner of bum **** idaho and you got a purdy mouth. The bible thumpers in this town are willing to point the meaning of this idiom out. But they consider it to be true for all that worship JESUS CHRIST.

[Mawelli]

A human eats an average of 7 spiders while sleeping during the course of his/her life

srry, that's not true, the swallowing reflex doesn't work when you are asleep.
so if you dislike spiders, don't worry about a thing, you arn't eating them


if consumes is a better word for this, not necessarily chewing em. Sorry for teh misunderstanding

[Shooterman]

The following facts are false.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. No, people say that because in the middle ages Catholics believed that sneezing was the body rejecting bad spirits, and they were congratulating you and saying they hoped for the best. Nowadays it means that they hope you get better.

[fluffybunny65]

The following facts are false.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. No, people say that because in the middle ages Catholics believed that sneezing was the body rejecting bad spirits, and they were congratulating you and saying they hoped for the best. Nowadays it means that they hope you get better.

\




ehh my bad ;D

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

I got one!

My roommate is a useless idiot too lazy to get out of bed and go to the hellhole he works so I can have the entire room for the weekend!

[narutorox]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Oh I have a question!

Why does ~risingsun~ need a Sock? Its really annoying...Plus I hate both their sigs, they piss the hell out of me (as in make me angry you damn perverts).

[jopojelly]

:o

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/jopojelly/elfenliedpedhigh.jpg
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/jopojelly/lal2.jpg

:D

[DicyDax]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/jopojelly/elfenliedpedhigh.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/Rydet/bitch_slap.jpg

[Filleraol]

I lika tha lucky star pic

[Sensei Le Roof]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.

[Issitheus]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.


Wrong again. It's neither. It's a grain.

[Galthux]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.


Wrong again. It's neither. It's a grain.


you dumb **** grain is bread and pasta not tomatoes

[Issitheus]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.


Wrong again. It's neither. It's a grain.


you dumb **** grain is bread and pasta not tomatoes


cant you understand sarcasm when you read it?

[jopojelly]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.


Wrong again. It's neither. It's a grain.


you dumb **** grain is bread and pasta not tomatoes


cant you understand sarcasm when you read it?

You forgot the sarcasm tags, ~Like so~

heh, funny thing is, he registered just to point that out to you....

[abyssion1337]

heh, funny thing is, he registered just to point that out to you....


What a loser

[Filleraol]

yey, I finally get to use it too :D

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/Whitley5190/Facepalm.jpg

[azusaka110]

the tomato is a fruit not a vegetable ;D


Wrong. It's both.


Wrong again. It's neither. It's a grain.

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p136/SoaringEagle87/LOL-WUT-IT.gif
you dumb **** grain is bread and pasta not tomatoes

[smeegs]

http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/sweat-709645.jpg

[Issitheus]

And the obligatory

9/5 of all people have trouble with fractions.

[smeegs]

one third of all people have pie atm

[S.ifr]

I don't have pie.

[azusaka110]

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

[Adjacent Badger]

If you fold a normal piece of paper 52 times, it wil reach far beyond the sun.

[azusaka110]

If you fold a normal piece of paper 52 times, it wil reach far beyond the sun.

...what?
Wouldn't it be really small?

[Adjacent Badger]

It sure would. I think it's close to piling the individual molecules. After all, the volume remains constant.

[azusaka110]

It sure would. I think it's close to piling the individual molecules. After all, the volume remains constant.

Oh...?

[yagsnave]

A human eats an average of 7 spiders while sleeping during the course of his/her life


Myth.

The ****mongler's full name is Richard C. Mongler.

[S.ifr]

You have no gag reflexes when you're underwater.

[PeanutSteak]

A tattoo needle oscillates 80-150 times per second.

[Inkwolf]

The guy who held John Wilkes Booth's horse while he was shooting Lincoln had the nickname of 'Peanuts.'

[smeegs]

being tired means you haven't had your coffee yet

[abyssion1337]

Han shot first!

[RokkerXD]

I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote: I just wrote, and I want to stop.

[abyssion1337]

evil has no face.

[azusaka110]

evil has no face.

No... but it has a name...
Hillary
XD

[Useful]

The following facts are false.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. No, people say that because in the middle ages Catholics believed that sneezing was the body rejecting bad spirits, and they were congratulating you and saying they hoped for the best. Nowadays it means that they hope you get better.


You are correct by pointing out all these inaccuracies. However, I'd like to explain the two that you didn't.

sneezing: yes, it is easy to kill brain cells. No, not that easy. You do have a sac of fluid around the brain and a protective soft coating on the inside of your skull. A sneeze will not kill brain cells.

The movement of the poles is in fact true, but it is not due to human activity. It is a natural cycle, and in the past 10 million years, a reversal has occurred 4-5 times every million years.

As for the debate around the origin of "bless you", the catholic story seems most plausible.

Anyway, my facts now. All from my head.

cats have 6 times the light collecting capacity of humans

The largest eye in the animal kingdom is the giant squid's, around the size of a dinner plate.

The loudest noise in the animal kingdom is produced by the sperm whale, which can produce blasts on par with a 44. magnum. And remember, sound travels better through a liquid... (DAMN loud).

Sound can be loud enough to levitate your hair (like static electricity) or even make small animals combust.

By scale, the best jumper in the animal kingdom is the flea, which can jump 200 times their own body length.

The best long jumpers in the animal kingdom are Snow Leopards, which can jump 35 feet forward.

The best high jumpers in the animal kingdom are pumas or mountain lions, which can jump 20 feet vertically.

The average house cat can run 25-30 miles per hour in bursts.

The current world record for a human sprinter is 28 miles per hour.

You know that phrase "the shot heard 'round the world?" when referring to the battles of Lexington and Concord in the American Revolution? Few people know who wrote it. It was Ralph Waldo Emerson, a transcendentalist writer who lived in Concord nearly 50 years later.

The most said word in the English language is "like", even if you're not from California.

English has more words in it than any other language.

There are three pronunciations to the average Chinese/Japanese character.

There is no agreed upon origin for the word O.K./okay/ok.

alright, I'll stop there. I could think of more, but I have to do my homework. Yes, they all came out of my head, you can see the associated facts all tend to clump together as I jumped from one to the next.

[azusaka110]

Holy gerbil burgers!
Thats a lot!

[Useful]

hehe... I have a high capacity for retaining information. And I've been reading National Geographics since before I could read (pretty pictures!).

[azusaka110]

hehe... I have a high capacity for retaining information. And I've been reading National Geographics since before I could read (pretty pictures!).

lulz...
...Thats what EVERYONE reads them for.
Except smart people. And students.
(*__*)

[S.ifr]

.. and me ;]

[azusaka110]

.. and me ;]

Are you not smart/a student?

[Useful]

I'm both.

[azusaka110]

I'm both.

Same ^^
I was asking S.ifr...
Must not be for having 2.5k> postcount...
(just kidding, s.ifr :P)

[abyssion1337]

no it like teh cake is a lie

[azusaka110]

no it like teh cake is a lie

CUCUMBER PWNED!!!

[abyssion1337]

I kill you for trying.

[Useful]

I kill you for trying.

NOT the killing thread. Just fyi.

Also, Caracals (A species of cat from Africa) can standing jump 10 feet.

[abyssion1337]

I know what thread this is

[azusaka110]

I kill you for trying.

Then killed for not trying enough :P

[smeegs]

i know that killing is a great ways to spend a sunday evening

[Adjacent Badger]

Napoleon lost at Waterloo, because one of his generals would not skip breakfast.

[S.ifr]

I'm both.

Same ^^
I was asking S.ifr...
Must not be for having 2.5k> postcount...
(just kidding, s.ifr :P)

I'm jk
I'm pretty damn smart if you ask me ;p

[acutekat]

90% of all statistics are made up on the spot

[abyssion1337]

To dissprove the myth that it was unlucky for a ship to set sail on a friday great Brittan commishoned a ship that was finished on a friday, captianed by captian Friday, named the HMS Friday, and left port on a friday: It was never heard form again.

[Issitheus]

I'm both.

Same ^^
I was asking S.ifr...
Must not be for having 2.5k> postcount...
(just kidding, s.ifr :P)

I'm jk
I'm pretty damn smart if you ask me ;p

Yeah... you're too stupid to know otherwise.

[acutekat]

if you took all the coke ever produced and put into 8 oz cans you could stack them to the moon and back 1300 times

[azusaka110]

I'm both.

Same ^^
I was asking S.ifr...
Must not be for having 2.5k> postcount...
(just kidding, s.ifr :P)

I'm jk
I'm pretty damn smart if you ask me ;p

Yeah... you're too stupid to know otherwise.

Too true...
XD

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

The I'm the CEO of Mcdonnell Douglas cheat for SimCopter. Gave you all helicopters, including an apache that you could shoot the machine gun and launch missiles from.

[azusaka110]

I love this thread...

[S.ifr]

wooooO!

[azusaka110]

wooooO!

*headbangs to nothing*

[Ken-Chan]

ummm a quarter pounder is called that at McDonalds because the meat ways a quarter of a pound before it's cooked

the soft serve ice creams also used to be made of lard (pig fat)

the male penis is ususally darker than the rest of ur skin because of the friction caused by "happy time"

the only way u can tickle urself is by rubbing the roof of ur mouth softly

these are just some of the top of my head

[Useful]

the only way u can tickle urself is by rubbing the roof of ur mouth softly

these are just some of the top of my head


Uh, that's not true, because I can tickle myself pretty easily. And not in my mouth, that sounds strange o_O

[azusaka110]

Uh, that's not true, because I can tickle myself pretty easily. And not in my mouth, that sounds strange o_O

True...
The hippopotamus has skin an inch-and-a-half thick, so solid that most bullets cannot penetrate it.


Early models of vacuum cleaners were powered by gasoline.


The snail mates only once in its entire life. When it does mate, however, it may take as long as 12 hours to consummate the act.

[Adjacent Badger]

If you multiply a molecule's atomic weight with 6,02214179?10-23, you get it's weight in metric grams. It's also called the Avogadro Constant.

[Useful]

Uh, that's not true, because I can tickle myself pretty easily. And not in my mouth, that sounds strange o_O

True...
The hippopotamus has skin an inch-and-a-half thick, so solid that most bullets cannot penetrate it.


Early models of vacuum cleaners were powered by gasoline.


The snail mates only once in its entire life. When it does mate, however, it may take as long as 12 hours to consummate the act.

Uh, I'm sorry... the first factoid isn't true: they actually have a very thin skin that wicks water quickly.

The second one is mostly false: the first ones were hand-cranked, and though the second man to come up with the idea experimented with gas, he switched to electricity for production models.

The last factoid is partially true: though some species may take up to 12 hours to mate, all species of snails live longer than a year and mate multiple times.

[Issitheus]

Uh, that's not true, because I can tickle myself pretty easily. And not in my mouth, that sounds strange o_O

True...
The hippopotamus has skin an inch-and-a-half thick, so solid that most bullets cannot penetrate it.


Early models of vacuum cleaners were powered by gasoline.


The snail mates only once in its entire life. When it does mate, however, it may take as long as 12 hours to consummate the act.

Uh, I'm sorry... the first factoid isn't true: they actually have a very thin skin that wicks water quickly.

The second one is mostly false: the first ones were hand-cranked, and though the second man to come up with the idea experimented with gas, he switched to electricity for production models.

The last factoid is partially true: though some species may take up to 12 hours to mate, all species of snails live longer than a year and mate multiple times.

OWNED

[Useful]

All three felt kinda wrong, but the only ones I knew for sure were the hippo one and the snail one.

To make up for it, here's some true factoids:

Hippos excrete a natural sunblock that looks a lot like blood.

Snails can live up to 30 years in captivity.

[RainSage]

All three felt kinda wrong, but the only ones I knew for sure were the hippo one and the snail one.

To make up for it, here's some true factoids:

Hippos excrete a natural sunblock that looks a lot like blood.

Snails can live up to 30 years in captivity.



Trivia hmmm

Dunno let me think.

Certain dogs can recognize up to 2000 things and when you ask them to get them they will
They also can recognize colors and shapes.

Pyrex no matter what kind will explode into millions of pieces after taking it out of extremely hot heat and into a cold water substance usually containing ice cubes. Yes explode
It's a pain to clean

Carbon fiber bikes don't bend when they get into a crash like pyrex they explode into a billion pieces
So if you get a carbon bike be careful.

[Useful]

All three felt kinda wrong, but the only ones I knew for sure were the hippo one and the snail one.

To make up for it, here's some true factoids:

Hippos excrete a natural sunblock that looks a lot like blood.

Snails can live up to 30 years in captivity.



Trivia hmmm

Dunno let me think.

Certain dogs can recognize up to 2000 things and when you ask them to get them they will
They also can recognize colors and shapes.

Pyrex no matter what kind will explode into millions of pieces after taking it out of extremely hot heat and into a cold water substance usually containing ice cubes. Yes explode
It's a pain to clean

Carbon fiber bikes don't bend when they get into a crash like pyrex they explode into a billion pieces
So if you get a carbon bike be careful.

Yeah, I've had that experience with Pyrex too. Not quite as dramatic, but it definitely broke into about 8 pieces. Of course, glass does that too.

Carbon fiber... everybody thinks it's some kind of miracle material, but it's best described as a one trick pony: very strong on two axis for a single impact. The first impact will break a large number of the bonds, so a second impact has a high chance of making the material practically disintegrate. I've heard of the same thing happening to carbon fiber supercar bodies.

Well, I guess that's my not-so-useless trivia

[yagsnave]

When doing the Horde version of the quest to gain the druid spell abolish poison, you can cast entangling roots on the gazelles before curing them for double quest progression. This will also leave you with 5 charges of the now useless salve.

[RainSage]

When doing the Horde version of the quest to gain the druid spell abolish poison, you can cast entangling roots on the gazelles before curing them for double quest progression. This will also leave you with 5 charges of the now useless salve.


hmm that useless huh? I can compete

When you obtain second reborn, your exp increase will develop 3 times slower
Although this happens you gain numerous abilities that increase virtue point gain and exp.

[yagsnave]

The Undercity ****roach vendor technically owns Felstone Field.

[RainSage]

The Undercity ****roach vendor technically owns Felstone Field.


The entire game world is owned by Tricksters younger son, however he lets you drill in it anyway.

[azusaka110]

The Undercity ****roach vendor technically owns Felstone Field.

What does that mean???

[abyssion1337]

besides the ****roach the water bear is the only animal able to withstand radiation.

[azusaka110]

Now CAN the roach actually withstand radiation, or is that a myth?

[abyssion1337]

it can survive many times the lethal dose to humans, but you should look up teh water bear, it can do more than a ****roach

[azusaka110]

alright...will do...

[Adjacent Badger]

If you roll a 20-sided die 37 times, the chance to roll at least one 12 is approximately 85%.

[S.ifr]

If you multiply a molecule's atomic weight with 6,02214179?10-23, you get it's weight in metric grams. It's also called the Avogadro Constant.

Couldn't you also multiply it by 6.022 ?
I remember it ( slightly ) cos it sounds like avocado O:

[Adjacent Badger]

Yes you could, I think that's what I learned in school too, but with more decimals, you get a more correct answer.

[acutekat]

the most advanced computers in the world used for computing quantum problems and the like cant add 2+2

[azusaka110]

wow!
Surprising...
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

[abyssion1337]

If you have 2 dollars and Chuck Norris has 2 dollars; Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[azusaka110]

If you have 2 dollars and Chuck Norris has 2 dollars; Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If you have 35 people and chuck norris, how many people do you have?

[Issitheus]

Chuck Norris can speak sign language.

[azusaka110]

Chuck Norris can speak sign language.

He totally invented it...
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

[RainSage]

Chuck Norris can speak sign language.

He totally invented it...
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.





Mcguyver can make anything out of a ballpoint pen, a napkin, and a stick of chewing gum
Chuck Norris can make anything out of Mcguyver.

[abyssion1337]

chuck norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirt has an erection from touching his skin.

[RainSage]

chuck norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirt has an erection from touching his skin.


Dang I can't think of any other chuck norrisses...

[abyssion1337]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse; horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

[RainSage]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse; horses are hung like Chuck Norris.


OOOkay you win please stop!!!!

[abyssion1337]

fine I guess.

[RainSage]

fine I guess.


JK do whatever you want

[abyssion1337]

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you but if you can't see Chuck Norris you may just be seconds away from death.

[yagsnave]

Chuck Norris can shoot down airplanes by aiming his finger at them and saying "bang."

[S.ifr]

Yes you could, I think that's what I learned in school too, but with more decimals, you get a more correct answer.

mmm ok
Thanks ^^

[Useful]

Yes, it's the molar constant. Quite useful.

Anyway, when Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[abyssion1337]

When Chuck Norris donates blood they don't use a needle; they just give him a gun and a bucket

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

redbull is chuck norris's urine

[abyssion1337]

Chuck Norris once ripped up the periodic table: he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Adjacent Badger]

The sun was actually dark blue, but Chuck Norris didn't like the colour.

[Ken-Chan]

th sun is expanding and will eventually burn out and explode taking earth and other planets with it but i will be long dead so **** THE FUTURE HAHAHAHAHA

[Objection.sos]

A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin.

Take that America.

[abyssion1337]

Gorden Freeman can't speak cause he was traumatized as a child.

[Objection.sos]

Crickets don't chirp by rubbing their legs together, they make the noise by rubbing their wings together.

SNEAKY.

[Ken-Chan]

there is a type of dog that doesn't bark at all

[Issitheus]

The mothers (and hot sisters) of everyone else on these forums are HORRIBLE in bed.

[Ken-Chan]

female praying mantis eat their partner after sex

[abyssion1337]

same but with spiders

[Ken-Chan]

the prince of england has just got a car that runs on wine

[abyssion1337]

the longest wikipedia article is the British royal line of succession.

[Ken-Chan]

the queen is fat

[abyssion1337]

she also glued the crown to her head and her ass to the throne

[Ken-Chan]

there is a little flap at the back so people can kiss her ass

[abyssion1337]

that flap is also how she has sex; eww I don't want to think about that

[Ken-Chan]

hahahaha royal granny fanny

well being an aussie i am attached to the queen
I WANT TO BE INDERPENDANT STUPID QUEEN AHHHHHHH

[abyssion1337]

that's right, why should you be loyal to an undead figurehead millions of miles away

[Ken-Chan]

lol oow we kind of got side tracked well info info

hahaha becasue no one uses the monopoly post i have been able to get 4 in a row

GO ME

[abyssion1337]

monopoly is pointless

[Ken-Chan]

yer i know i'm just gettin my posts up want to be elitist

[abyssion1337]

you're really close and don't need monopoly for it anymore

[Ken-Chan]

yer ok no more monopoly i promise unless i see someone else post on it then i'm back

there are 173 know caters on earth

[abyssion1337]

chess is an Arabic game

[Ken-Chan]

the earth is on a tilt because of a huge metior that supposably killed the dinosaur

[abyssion1337]

that's strange, I understood that the tilt came from a much earlier impact

[Ken-Chan]

wow i did not know that dam my info was incorrect well the meteor could have changed the atmosphere and sky just ****ed the ecosystem

so after a while food sources become slim and they just started dying that could explain the time difference

[abyssion1337]

perhaps, anyway my info was that it was the meteor that hit while the earth was still forming, it also resulted in the moon

[Ken-Chan]

how did it result in the moon it's to round

[abyssion1337]

the meteor didn't become the moon; but the earth was nearly completely molten at the time so it sent a sizable chunk of what would be the earth into space

[Ken-Chan]

hmmm i dont think that is right see if that was right wouldn't the earth form and still be normal because u said it was still molten so it would look normal

[abyssion1337]

not really, the earth was already rotating by this time and it's gravity held the whole thing together

[smeegs]

BATMAAAAAN

[abyssion1337]

BATMAAAAAN

yay I get to use this again:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/createcardphp.jpg

[Issitheus]

It takes more calories to eat an apple than it gives you.

[abyssion1337]

everyone's gay for Bridget

[beriorgar]

a match can't box, but a tin can

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a match can't box, but a tin can


that! is the stoopidest piece of **** ive ever read!
lol.

[Masterbot]

6 x 9 = 42
(in base-13)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

1 + 1 = ?

[abyssion1337]

OMG he's back

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i knew u would know him MR.ANCIENT

[Issitheus]

It takes more calories to eat an apple than it gives you.

[abyssion1337]

someone already said that

[Useful]

Cat's can't taste sweetness.

[abyssion1337]

catgirls can

[Useful]

I'd say that IS just about the most useless piece of trivia I have EVER heard.

The Unabomber had an IQ of 178.

[abyssion1337]

the internet is for porn
^fairly useless

[Useful]

Not really... ;D

More than 50% of marriages end in divorce.
^ Not useless at all.

[abyssion1337]

1 in every 4 people is retarded

[Useful]

^ False.

Sorry, but retardation requires an IQ of 50 or lower. By a simple bell curve, you can see that roughly .1 percent of people are retarded.

I guess that's my trivia.

[abyssion1337]

actually it's 65 or less and that number is rising

[Useful]

I could have sworn 65 was the technical border for and idiot. Oh well. Yes, the number of retarded people is increasing, but it's not possible that it's 25%. Our GDP would plummet if that was true.

[abyssion1337]

what about this one: one in 11 men will be raped and that number is rising

[Useful]

Where the hell did you get that? o_O

India has a lower suicide rate than the U.S.

[Issitheus]

I'll take you on in Brawl and either kick your ass or get my ass kicked by you.

[Useful]

^ That belongs in Random Rants. But whatever, I don't have Brawl. Or a Wii for that matter.

The cake isn't really a lie. Look on Youtube.

[abyssion1337]

if it's brawl I can almost garuntee I'll kick your ass, unless you're one of those insane brawlers that never loose not even to each other, that's the only way you can beat me

[Issitheus]

No, it was information.

[Useful]

No, it was information.

Okay, yes, technically. And yes, it was useless. So it fits, I guess. :P

Diet Coke has more caffeine in it than regular Coke (to make up for the lack of sugar).

[Filleraol]

Jolt Cola is the **** on LAN.
Twice the caffeing ftw!

[abyssion1337]

Martin Luther King stole all his ideas from gandhi

[Useful]

Martin Luther King stole all his ideas from gandhi

Yeah, but who cares? They work.

It took the Beatles ages to find all the carnival clips for "Mister K".

[abyssion1337]

the beatles are considered the most influential band but they were actually influenced themselves by the crickets

[Useful]

Which sounds really funny, but is nonetheless true. It doesn't mean anything though, so I guess that's why it falls under useless.

The Fountains of Wayne were named after a garden ornament store in Wayne, NY.

[abyssion1337]

the oldest national part is boston common

[Useful]

Alright, Boston trivia I can do. :P

Paul Revere didn't shout "The British are coming! The British are coming!" on his night ride, because everyone was still British at the time. He probably said something along the lines of "The Regulars are coming!" referring to enlisted British soldiers.

[abyssion1337]

Caeser didn't say "et tu Brutea" when he died, more likely he said "Eheu"

[Useful]

Or "OW!". Just a thought.

The air speed record was recently broken by a scramjet attached to a Pegasus rocket.

[abyssion1337]

well Eheu is more likely since it's the closest latin has for "oh ****"

[Useful]

well Eheu is more likely since it's the closest latin has for "oh ****"

LOL! Yeah, that makes sense, haha~!

Alright, Boston trivia:

The John Han**** Building is the tallest building in New England.

[S.ifr]

"Enturbulate" isn't an actual word.

[Useful]

Okay. Yeah, that's useless

The Zakum bridge in Bedford is only the second tension-stayed suspension bridge in the world. (There's more, but it was the second). It's also one of the broadest bridges in the world.

[abyssion1337]

if you put kumquats in a microwave and heat them up they'll explode

[Useful]

The entirety of the Back Bay in Boston is sitting on landfill.

[abyssion1337]

momentairly can mean for a moment or in a moment

[Useful]

From the American Heritage Dictionary:

Momentarily -
1. For a moment or an instant.
2. Usage Problem In a moment; very soon.
3. Moment by moment; progressively.

[abyssion1337]

That's allstate's stand; are you in good hands?

[Useful]

The People's Republic of China has a higher suicide rate among females than males, making it almost unique in the world.

[abyssion1337]

The People's Republic of China has a higher suicide rate among females than males, making it almost unique in the world.

saddly that's not surprizing

[Useful]

Yeah... the pressures to succeed are equal on both the sexes there, but girls tend to be more emotional. Go figure.

In the U.S., the male suicide rate is close to 4 times the female rate.

[Luppi-tan]

The universe was approximately 255 undecillion, 60 decillion (255,060,000,000,000,011,528,808,377,090,048) degrees Farenheit directly after the big bang occurred.

[S.ifr]

A mole can dig a 300 foot tunnel in just one night.

[Luppi-tan]

the board game, Go, was actually created in China.

[S.ifr]

A shrimps heart is in it's head

[Luppi-tan]

33% of American schools still serve french fries with lunch.

[S.ifr]

Mine does.. but it's as if they're made out of water.


The human brain is 74% water

[rawr_rawr]

during the recording of 'Through Fire and Flames' by dragonforce guitarist Herman Li breaks a guitar string and they decide to keep recording and left it on the final version for the album, i believe that would be useless information

[Luppi-tan]

WOW!! That is useless. That's like Jeopardy useless! By the way did you know that Black Holes actually release exorbitant amounts of energy in huge blasts like exploding volcanoes on either side of the hole.

[rawr_rawr]

nope did not know that....but i did know that 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf was the first song to have a recorded reference to "heavy metal" in rock music

[Luppi-tan]

Jackie Chan never once uses the word "F***" in any of his movies.

[Pink_Nipple]

Chan in his name is not a suffix.

[Marco_1989]

Jackie Chan was at the Olympic Games end ceremony ^^

[Luppi-tan]

Chan in his name is not a suffix.

I already knew that, and Jackie Chan is not Japanese. He is Chinese.

[Marco_1989]

Chan in his name is not a suffix.

I already knew that, and Jackie Chan is not Japanese. He is Chinese.
http://www.geocities.com/pearly1900/bans/con-duh.jpg

^^

[S.ifr]

It is a known fact that you people don't know when someone is joking.

[Marco_1989]

I was.. joking :P

http://skateandannoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/duh-duh.jpg

[abyssion1337]

my left foot is asleep

[rawr_rawr]

mine too actually...also Lita Ford has the vocal range of a Mezzo-Soprano

[Pink_Nipple]

i left my foot somewhere

[abyssion1337]

Yahtzee hates Halo

[Pink_Nipple]

i have JP ibanez without 7th string

[abyssion1337]

I have 9737 posts

[rawr_rawr]

Skyclad is the first folk metal band and it also the practice of ritual nudity in neo-paganism

[abyssion1337]

It's watermelon time

[Pink_Nipple]

Watermelon is 99% water

[abyssion1337]

a hippo can crush a watermelon in it's mouth easily

[rawr_rawr]

a boy in Arkansas grew a watermelon that was 260-lbs

[Pink_Nipple]

you don't need a watermelon to survive in WWIII

[rawr_rawr]

by the year 2050 whites will be a minority in america

[abyssion1337]

I doubt that, the NE will always likely be mostly white

[rawr_rawr]

actually this was based on birth statistics, blacks hispanics and asians have more babies than whites, so if the birth rates stay on that level, whites will indeed be a minority, but i do believe the solution to that is obvious

[abyssion1337]

the platypus is poisonous

[Issitheus]

The most poisonous animal in the world is the Burmese Dragonfly. It can kill just from touching you.

[S.ifr]

You are never more than 3 feet away from a spider.

[PeanutSteak]

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

[Issitheus]

Unless you're a vampire. then it's around 10 litres.

[abyssion1337]

It's Monty Python's flying circus

[Luppi-tan]

71% of the earth is covered in saltwater oceans

[abyssion1337]

Slow lorises (Nycticebus coucang, Nycticebus bengalensis, Nycticebus pygmaeus )
have Glands on the inside of their elbows secrete a toxin that smells reminiscent of sweaty socks. They cover their babies in the toxin to protect them from predators, and put it in their mouths to give themselves a venomous bite, delivering the toxin via their lower incisors.

[S.ifr]

Abyss has a bunch of lovely coconuts.

[abyssion1337]

what, who told you?

[S.ifr]

I heard it from a very reliable source.

[Useful]

Sleep deprivation can actually kill you. Your amygdala falls asleep on it's own, causing your subconscious to have direct access to your conscious. This leads to hallucinations which can cause accidental death. Then your bodily functions start shutting down, and that's invariably fatal.

[The Ever Strange Look]

Rasputin, of freind of the Tsar Nicholas II fame, had a huge dong...reputedly.

[S.ifr]

Sleep deprivation can actually kill you. Your amygdala falls asleep on it's own, causing your subconscious to have direct access to your conscious. This leads to hallucinations which can cause accidental death. Then your bodily functions start shutting down, and that's invariably fatal.

I'm at the hallucination part...
Alright Useful scared the crap out of me so I'm off for some sleep.

[Marco_1989]

lol. How long you didn't sleep by now? :P

[S.ifr]

below 4 hours.
SQUADALA! I'M OFF!

[Luppi-tan]

These are the lyrics to Lilium

Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam,
Et lingua eius loquetur indicium.
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem,
Quonium cum probates fuerit accipient coronam vitae.
Kyrie, ignis divine, eleison Oh Lord, Fire by divine power, have mercy!
O quam sancta, quam serena,
quam benigna, quam amoena
O castitatis lilium

And these are the english translations

The Mouth of Justice is meditating wisdom,
and his tongue is speaking of a sign.
A happy man who suffers temptation,
Since he is with approval, they recieve the crown of life.
Oh Lord, Fire by divine power, have mercy!
Oh, how holy! How serene!
How kind! How pleasant
Oh Lily of chasitity.

[Useful]

Which again reminds me how much I have to watch Elfen Lied.

The director of Dragon Half was reputedly arrested on drug charges midway through it's making, hence only 2 episodes.

[abyssion1337]

this thread is as useless as the facts we post in them

[Useful]

Probably. But so are most of the threads over here in Off-Topic.

Megalomania is not an actual condition, it is simply one of the symptoms of OCD.

[Pink_Nipple]

Green DVD boxes are very rare in Zimbabwe.

[abyssion1337]

less than 10% of the internet is actually porn (about 5-6%)

[Luppi-tan]

Homosexuality used to be in the DMV

[Filleffs]

more than 90% of the internet is not porn.

?h?h

[Mawelli]

The US purchased Alaska from Russia for approximately 2 cents an acre.

[Marco_1989]

That's more than it should be.. ^^

[Luppi-tan]

Lyndon B. Johnson liked the soft drink Fresca so much that he had a Fresca fountain installed in the White House.

[Pink_Nipple]

concentration is always boring

[abyssion1337]

Filler's last post is false

[Pink_Nipple]

mineral water is mostly bottled

[Mawelli]

more than 90% of the internet is not porn.

?h?h


The internet is....FOR PORN!

[Pink_Nipple]

*edit*
FTP = For The Porn

[Filleffs]

Filler's last post is false

then your porn post was false too =o

[S.ifr]

Raol's and Abyss' trivia is wrong.

[Luppi-tan]

there is nothing in the English language that rhymes with purple or orange.
There are 118 ridges around the edge of a dime.

[Mawelli]

I like chocolate more than I like olive oil.

[Pink_Nipple]

tiny blue turtles are always disturbing for 2 - 2.5 years old children

[Mawelli]

tiny blue turtles are always disturbing for 2 - 2.5 years old children


What, havnt they every seen them :O

[Pink_Nipple]

Pink_Nipple is always so stoopid that he just can't unerstand other's posts.

Sry Wut =D?

[Mawelli]

Mawelli is always so random that he can't even understand himself, let alone his posts ^^

[Pink_Nipple]

AMV HELL forums are full of random ****.

[Marco_1989]

I think ???-? got to many kinds of fetishes... Don't tell him though :)

[Filleffs]

sorry, I just told him :-X

[Marco_1989]

Damn you! I'm seriously in trouble now.. He will kick my ass.. *RUNS*

[Filleffs]

hurry! he's right behind you!

[Marco_1989]

I think he is even closer than that... omg.. HELP!

*hmm .. how can I chase myself? :P*

[Mawelli]

I think he is even closer than that... omg.. HELP!

*hmm .. how can I chase myself? :P*


Oh you really don't want to know how. Just don't let yourself catch you. Tis happened to me before. With tragic consequences.

[Marco_1989]

Hmm. I'm kinda curious now what happened. Do tell Mawelli ^^

[Mawelli]

Well, picture a rhinosaurus whos poking a rabbis left ribs with its horns, while the rabbi has his ding inserted in a goats dong, and bananas thousands of them, everwhere. Now picture all of this violation happening to you...

get the picture *so tragic it hurts, sniff*

[Luppi-tan]

The word hentai actually means "pervert"

[Pink_Nipple]

I had ___4__ 5 phonecalls in last 20 mins.

[Luppi-tan]

I am not a total geek. Just mostly a geek.

[Pink_Nipple]

If you are not playing at least 2 hours in first 2 days, your battle.net account will be terminated.

[Luppi-tan]

Spongebob has been known to use the word "fancy" in conversations

[Adjacent Badger]

I've played played the board game Britannia against each other and my self twelve times - and lost every single one! :'(

[DaMetzger]

This is the 292nd reply in the topic.

[Luppi-tan]

Humans, Orcs and Elves are supposedly related in the most distant of ways. That's where Mongrelfolk come in.

[Marco_1989]

I'm the only one posting at the moment.. ^^ Filler is on but most likely playing games in the Arcade :D

[abyssion1337]

I don't need additional pylons

[Luppi-tan]

The cake is only a lie when someone catches it.

[abyssion1337]

(x=10, Y=20)
(x+1>0) || (y==x)&&(x+y<25) !x+1>0||y==x && x+y < 25

[Luppi-tan]

When an astronaut comes back from space, the lack of gravity out there makes them just a tiny bit taller.

[abyssion1337]

When an astronaut comes back from space, the lack of gravity out there makes them just a tiny bit taller.

that&#39;s a myth and the physics for it don&#39;t even make sense