[abyssion1337]

then the math would be wrong.

what if it didn't put the lotion on its skin?

[Useful]

Then a lot of things would go "crash boom!"

What if this site went down?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then id actually do something with my time!

what if we knew were useful has been for the last week?

[Useful]

You wouldn't be all that surprised, honestly. Just a lot of work to do.

What if I'd said that I'd been to two other states in the intervening time?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id say u might be lying or telling the truth!

what if i beat an old lady to death and you saw me do it?

[Useful]

I would laugh hysterically, then beat you up too.

What if you had an icon that wasn't Konokon?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i just had 3 different ones i was tryin to decide...
but if i didnt have a kanokon one i would have To Love Ru...

What if you changed yours?

[Useful]

I'd probably end up with... Dokuro-chan or a Gurren Lagann one. Anime for Dokuro-chan, not manga.

How about you? If you didn't use some random ecchi (or Cyanide and Happiness), what would you use?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm...well....i would prolly do some Innocent Venus.
yah im gunna do Innocent Venus next one..
p.s. my little .gif icon i had before wasnt cyanide and hppiness...
it was "rejected cartoons"..
have u ever watched those?

[Useful]

Oh my God, I must be tired. Yes, I knew that, I just totally blanked. Oh well, that's what I get for staying up too late...

What if you didn't post a what if question? (and my last post still counts because I have everything but the "what" at the beginning of the first sentence.)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i forgot it was the WHAT IF thread!

what if everyone forgot?

[Useful]

Than this thread would just be a huge leach off of the "person under me thread"

What if Jet Lee fought Chuck Norris?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

once again norris would win like always!

what if snakes could fly?

[Useful]

TROGDOR!

He would eat them.

What if Jet Lee fought Chuck Norris? (answer after some thought this time)

[jaw091]

hmm whats if.......what

what if, if if wasnt a word?

[Infinity]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d53/AStirls/MSI.png

Then this album wouldnt exist

What if the world didnt have music?

[Ken-Chan]

then there would be less violence

what if u were the last straight person on the planet

[Infinity]

I'll shoot all the gays (but not the lesbians)

What if you were the only person in the planet?

[Ken-Chan]

i would last with all my porn anime cool car guns and a trusty steed

what if you could poop ice-cream

[Infinity]

Serve it to people then tell them where i got it from after they ate it.

What if you were allergic to anime?

[Ken-Chan]

read manga and watch american comedy's

what if hell 0/0 sucks

[jaw091]

i will not burst into an orgasm

what if you could not orgasm?

[Ken-Chan]

thats really hard to imagin almost sad but i would never stop trying

how many times have u watched hell 0 with "bad" intentions

[Ionzorg]

...A few. But only in my most dire and desperate moments. While, of course, trying not to enjoy it too much.

I want to hear another answer to the previous question. It is an intriguing one.

[Useful]

Never. If I tried to do that, it would probably give me a seizure. Anyway, it makes me laugh too hard every time I watch it. It would be like trying to screw a girl with a clown nose on.

What if you tried to screw a girl with a clown nose on?

[abyssion1337]

depends, is she wearing it or am I, or are we both?

what if people wearing clown noses were watching?

[jaw091]

lol then id put on a clown mask :P

what clones had godly powers

[Ionzorg]

They would probably give me that irrational fear that so many people have of clowns...But they would also incur a great many ironic lulz. The best kind!

What if mathematicians actually found a repeating numerical pattern in pi?

[Ellen Feiss]

then they would take those numbers and make tomo real

What if tomo and haruhi were to meet?

[Filleraol]

they would gang up on you and murder you to death....... ^^'

What if you could time travel just once, to just one place and stay there only for an hour and then come back again... where would you go?

[1337uvis]

Even though that would create a paradox which's consequence would be me not ever going back to the past, but hel... to a point in Stalin's childship.
What if killing a little defenseless child was below my moral standarts?

[abyssion1337]

it already is, so that's a bad what if question.

what if it wasn't?

[1337uvis]

my moral standarts would be higher than now.

what if we changed the subject to something useful?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all shoot you.

what if you died?

[Filleraol]

then I won't be annoying you all here anymore

what if my ghost made a new account? =|
(I would haunt ya'll)

[abyssion1337]

then nothing would change.

what if sifr came back?

[Filleraol]

then this forum would crash after a while.

what if he has another account and is lurking around here? hmm..

[abyssion1337]

we better do something about that.

what if he tried to sell you drugs?

[Filleraol]

hmm...I would buy them with fake money and then sell them to Ellen Feiss.

what if cats became transparent?

[abyssion1337]

that would suck, cats are cute; but my ninja cats would pwn even more.

what if you were actually a dingo? (plz don't go straight to 'dingo ate my baby')

[Ken-Chan]

i probably would be hunted and make a nice hat

wat if you were in the bible black world

[Adjacent Badger]

I'd start my own shop, selling cheese, onions and dingo fur hats.

What if my shop and I were given an important role in Bible Black?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id quit watching it.

what if bible black aired during day time television on all major satellite carriers?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be a very happy man

wat if bible black was permanently banned from everything

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

meh. id continue to watch my other favorite "special" shows.

what if i let u pick a question for me?

[Ken-Chan]

i would ask if they think ur .............gay.......

what if u could read only guys minds

[smeegs]

if you were a guy you would go crazy
same applies to women

what if the cake wasn't a lie

[Jazean]

we'd all be much fatter.

what if the happening happens well its happening, you know?

[Ken-Chan]

well my interlectual superiority would understand it

who like my smart talk

[abyssion1337]

you didn't even ask a 'what if' question.

what if the vietkong came to your house?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

shoot it in the face!

what if u could be a girl for one day?

[abyssion1337]

that would be a weird but fun day.

what if you tried to beat Kenyans in a race?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id try but lose!
what if i did beat one?

[abyssion1337]

you'd get deported from Kenya.

what if someone threw shoes at you with deadly accuracy?

[Issitheus]

i'd move out of the way.

what if you threw shoes at someone with deadly accuracy but they moved?

[abyssion1337]

more shoes would be thrown.

what if they got hit anyway?

[Ken-Chan]

they would throw it back at you

what if it hit you?

[abyssion1337]

idk, I wasn't throwing them.

what if you were a redneck?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id shoot dogs and eat them!

what if being redneck was illegal?

[Ionzorg]

I know a fair few people from my community who would have been sent to the big house long ago.

What if going to jail was illegal?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

there would be a lot more crime lol

what if gingerale went exinct?

[Issitheus]

it'd be our fault.

what if amv hell 0/0 was cancelled?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id cry

what if elfen lied never existed?

[Adjacent Badger]

The Nyuu/Chii voting would make no sense.

What if Chiyo won it?

[jaw091]

id be like wtf is going on and then eat some chocolate...if i can find some

what if you post on your school website more than your teacher?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill myself, also my teacher would somehow need negative posts...

what if you we dined in hell?

[Adjacent Badger]

I've heard that the Hellish kitchen is almost as good as the French, so that sounds good.

[Useful]

No what if question!

I'll make one.

What if we'd never invented pools?

[Filleraol]

Then someone would invent it tomorrow

What if money was never "invented"?

[Useful]

Nobody would care about the Phoenicians .

What if people understood what I was talking about more than half the time?

[Filleraol]

Then our IQ would be 50% higher

what if our eyeglobes were as big as an anime characters?

[Useful]

I debate the term "globe" when referring to anime eyes. Regardless, blinking would be a considerable energy concern in out bodies.

What if you could eat plastic?

[abyssion1337]

world hunger would go down.

what if plastic could eat people?

[Useful]

Recent studies show that they might be doing just that: they replace amino acids in our bodies, screwing up certain vital processes and leading to birth defects.

What if we could burn trash for energy efficiently and without residue?

[abyssion1337]

then we wouldn't have an energy crisis.

what if NASA actually had a computer that could play crysis?

[Useful]

Actually, they do. That famous post was actually an April Fools joke.

What if that was a lie too?

[abyssion1337]

it was a lie, only god can actually play crysis.

what if you we went back to nam with the same technology as we had in the 60's just to prove we could have won?

[Useful]

Well, considering how we're handling Iraq, we can't. It's basically the same tactical problems, and we are failing miserably to understand how to fight a war like this. And we have better tech now than we had 35 years ago.

So, it would basically be pointless. Except vastly more embarrassing.

What if we'd learned our lesson after Vietnam?

[abyssion1337]

the world would be a much better place.

what if you were a mudkip?

[Filleraol]

I'd be very popular on the internet

what if you were a mix between snorlax and mudkip?

[abyssion1337]

that would suck.

what if jesus was a lion?

[Useful]

Actually... I just read a comic regarding this:
http://archive.leasticoulddo.com/strips/20080530.gif

What if I was a b-tard?

[abyssion1337]

you'd have been baned from here.

what if you were pregnant

[Useful]

OW. OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWO.

What if that was an ambulance siren?

[abyssion1337]

I'd run.

what if I shot you?

[Useful]

Then I would be carted into an ambulance, recover enough to walk while in the ambulance, and chase you down with it. Meaning you have good reason to run 8)

What if I caught you?

[abyssion1337]

I'd set off the bomb.

what if batman used granades and killed people then had sex with their dead bodies.

[Ionzorg]

I would be either very opposed or very enticed towards seeing The Dark Knight...I haven't decided on which yet.

What if, in reviews of the Dark Knight, critics said that it was Heath Ledger's worst performance to date?

[Useful]

It might still be watchable, simply because I saw a truck blow up. And the batbike rocks.

What if Tsubasa ends and Kurogane and Fai actually turn out to be gay for each other?

[jaw091]

i would be very surpised

what if new zealand wasnt on the map?

[Adjacent Badger]

What if what wasn't on the map?

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/WorldMap.jpg

What if there was a place called New Zealand

[Ionzorg]

I wouldn't have found it necessary to institutionalize my friend after he told me about his vacation.

What if uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...(just woke up)...What if Frankenstein's monster lived in this mythical New Zealand?

[abyssion1337]

no one would... didn't she die?

what if she hadn't?

[jaw091]

wait whos she?

what if new zealand was china

[abyssion1337]

crazy stuff.

what if you were a giant albatross?

[jaw091]

i shall make a albatross army and take over cartoon network and make them put good anime at good times

[abyssion1337]

sweet.

what if they had anti-air missiles?

[jaw091]

who said il be in the air

I SHALL HAVE TANKS AND PLANES AND SUBS

[abyssion1337]

why, you're a giant bird

what if you asked a 'what if' question?

[jaw091]

it shall mean that i have rember to actualy ask one

what if i fogot it again

[abyssion1337]

I'd shoot you.

what if I borrowed a gun from your mother?

[jaw091]

id be like 'omg why cant i have a gun to! and wtf when did you even get one'

what if stuff was never invented?

[abyssion1337]

idk, what kind of stuff?

what if I used a sword?

[jaw091]

what ever you think stuff is

then i shall borrow my mums gun

[abyssion1337]

I already have it, I just wanted to use the sword.

what if your mom didn't give it to me cause she wanted to shoot you?

[jaw091]

then i shall use my 3 japanease katanas

[abyssion1337]

you'd kill your own mother.

what if canada invaded turkey?

[jaw091]

il eat a turkey

what is a girl down your street started to throw up?

[abyssion1337]

I'm not sure, what was she doing at the time.

what if she threw up cause of poison?

[jaw091]

then i would call 111

what if she just became really horny while throwing up?

[abyssion1337]

wow, wouldn't that suck.

what if she killed and raped your family?

[jaw091]

well that would just be sick i guess

what if she was throwing up while we raped and killed her

[abyssion1337]

since when were we raping and killing her.

what if you founda pannet of dead bodies?

[jaw091]

i dont know lol
wait wats a pannet?

[abyssion1337]

a typo on my part.

what if you had the pox?

[jaw091]

hmmm then i wouldnt know what to do really

what is pox never exsited

[abyssion1337]

the native americans would've had a chance.

what if you were a mob boss?

[jaw091]

i shall buy myself a ps3 with some moeny and a really big tv and lots of anime

what if all mob bosses like anime?

[abyssion1337]

what makes you think they don't

what if you had gills?

[jaw091]

id start swimming again

what if you had shining finger?

[abyssion1337]

I'd pillage with it.

what if I attacked you with the death star?

[jaw091]

well i wouldnt know what to do cause i dont know what a death star is

what if you attack missed?

[abyssion1337]

how can I miss, it would destroy the plannet.

what if you were thrown into a giant grinder?

[jaw091]

well i wouldnt be here would i

what if i was even born?

[abyssion1337]

then you wouldn't be corn.

what will you do now?

[jaw091]

i shall not eat corn

what will you do in the next life?

[abyssion1337]

I won't die, so I won't reach my next life.

what if I started a whaling crew?

[jaw091]

can i join?

what if green peace came after the whaling crew ?

[abyssion1337]

than that proves the whales are the root of all evil.

what if whales were from the moon?

[jaw091]

then we shall have to make a lot of money and sell whale to japan and buy a spaceship and steal some whales from the moon and sell them to japan again

[abyssion1337]

you forgot a what if question again.

what if you got banned for it?

[jaw091]

then id be really sad cause i just reached my goal

oohhh 1 more post 4 you till u are 3000

[smeegs]

what if i never existed

[1337uvis]

the world would be a better place

[Useful]

No what if question! That's why this thread died for a day!

It's fine, I'll be its savior.

What if I was Jesus?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm.......then....u would be him....

what if ur penis got cut off?

[Useful]

I'm Jesus, I would regrow it and forgive you.

What if I was Darth Vader instead?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that is a better question..uhm....let me see......u would breathe funy haha...

what if i was a playbunny?

[Useful]

I would still not be inclined to talk politics with you ;D

What if I was gay?

[Ellen Feiss]

that be scary in many ways

what if i were to cosplay as tomo at the next anime convention near me?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that would actually be pretty cool!

what if i said: WTF u mean when u say u would still not be inclined to talk politics with me?

[Infinity]

Then i would find a 10 page text document about politics (that no one will understand) and post it here.

What if a Chii computer was really made?

[Filleraol]

I would buy her, and if I couldn't afford her I'd steal her.

What if all the money in the world was burned?

[Infinity]

then money isnt an issue to anyone no more

what if no one can die?

[abyssion1337]

then I wouldn't be on a killing spree.

what if you had magical sheep?

[Marco_1989]

I do have magical sheep
http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/tp7/huge/TP7-EN009.jpg
What if those cards turn alive ???

[Adjacent Badger]

I would never leave my home without some heavy firearms.

What if Pok?mon and Yugioh were the same game?

[Issitheus]

Thing is... they are.

What if they weren't?

[abyssion1337]

my head would explode.

what if you were Santa?

[Marco_1989]

Then I would have to give everyone some presents, which I can't afford..

What if dragons ruled the world?
*dragons are awesome ;D http://jdhosts.net/tutotrucsnico/wallpaper-dragon/dragon-1024x768-2.jpg*

[abyssion1337]

We already do

what if you were a mason?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would be free!

What if your were not member of a secret sect?

[Ionzorg]

I would have absolutely no need for my secret handshake, and would be sad.

What's involved in your secret handshake?

[abyssion1337]

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

do you want to eat cats?

[1337uvis]

now then... in what way do you mean that?
Are you retarded?

[Adjacent Badger]

Not as far as I know.

What if I told you, that some Danish students recently cooked and ate a cat as a political publicity stunt in favour of animal welfare?

(they actually did)

[abyssion1337]

I already heard about that.

what if you were one of them?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id kill myself..

what if everyone of us decided to have a HUGE get together in mexico?

[abyssion1337]

there'd be lots of tequela.

what if you ate the worm(i think that's tequela in mexico)?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

what?
lol im retarded..

what if i got what u meant?

[abyssion1337]

I'd have an answer.

what if you gave me an answer?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

AAAAAAA!

what if my brain is melting?

[abyssion1337]

I'd laugh.

what if you were a robotic cat?

[Issitheus]

Mechaneko Issitheus!

What if Zarx didn't like anime?

[abyssion1337]

he'd have a revolt on his hands.

what if he was giant troll?

[Useful]

As in large, smelly woodland creature? Then I wouldn't care because he doesn't live near me.

As in large, smelly forumland creature? Then I wouldn't care because he doesn't post near me.

What if we could stab people in the face over the internet?

[abyssion1337]

I'd stab you right now.

what if you could also shoot them?

[jaw091]

some of us proberly wont be here

what if anime never existed

[Infinity]

then i wouldnt exist

What if you found out your grandparents secretly collected anime?

[abyssion1337]

sorry but I can't even aknolodge that 'what it' if that happened the universe would collapse.

what if the unirverse collapsed?

[Marco_1989]

then we would not be able to watch anime or be on this forum? :o
*omg that would suck*

what if someone destroyed all media where your anime is located on? *computer, dvds, etc*

[abyssion1337]

I'd form a team to hunt them down and torture them

what if heaven smile was real?

[acutekat]

you would either be happy sad or indifferent


what if political opinion polls were acurate?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then politics would be much less interesting

What if the price on oil dropped back to $30

[acutekat]

good times by the mile

what if i had a remote to my fan

[Filleraol]

you'd be able to control it from more far away.

what if my english wasn't so crappy?

[Issitheus]

Du tala Engelsk likaledes s? JAG tala Svensk, Filip!

What if we all spoke the same native language?

[Filleraol]

^^ Then I wouldn't be able to call people horrible things in my own language in another country

What if everyone on earth was drunk all the time?

[Issitheus]

America would be no different.

What if the phone rang, you answered it, and it was me on the other end?

[S.ifr]

We'd most likely talk without end

What if you had a "what if" machine ?

has this been said before ?

[Filleraol]

the world would be split up in 2 dimensions, and 1 of them would be crazy as hell.
and nope, it hasn't been asked (I think)

what if zarxrax became the next president in usa?

[Useful]

****... I think he'd promptly break any records for "Most Days Not Actually Inside the White House", even though Bush just broke Teddy Roosevelt's.

What if I had a gun?

[abyssion1337]

it would be useless cause you'd have no bullets.

what if you had a gun and I had bullets?

[Useful]

I'd beat the **** out of you with the butt of the gun and steal the bullets. Duh.

What if I had an IQ of 151?

[abyssion1337]

you'd still only be half as smart as me.

what if you were a shoe?

[Issitheus]

you'd still only be half as smart as me.

What if I was a shoe?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be the chushoe.

what if god was one of us?

[Ionzorg]

Just a slob like one of us? Oh, he'd probably be me. Yes, I'm omnipotent, but I don't care to use my abilities, because I'm that lazy.

What if God was a shoe?

[abyssion1337]

I'd wear him, what kind of shoe.

what if god existed?

[Ionzorg]

Then this wouldn't be the most awesome quote by Epicurus ever:

?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God??

What if God was a pair of Doc Martins?

[abyssion1337]

I'd throw them into traffic.

what if god lived in a pyramid?

[Ken-Chan]

he would be very bored

what if there is no hell or hevean no afterlife just eternal darkness?

[abyssion1337]

that would be fun; eternal darkness is a great game

what if I had a sonic screwdriver?

[Ken-Chan]

then Mr headgehog aka sonic wouldwant his penis back (yes i know lame)

what if u could run really fast?

[abyssion1337]

I'd go over there and Kick your ass

what if you got stuck in fudge swamp?

[Ken-Chan]

i would eat and eat the fudge then die a happy man

[Ken-Chan]

crap forgot my wat if

what if the world was really flat

[abyssion1337]

That would be sweet, it would be like golden sun

What if you were the sheriff?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be rich corupt and rich and have a gun so corrupt shoot people and rich

what if u were jack black

[abyssion1337]

I'd rock

What if you were Elmo?

[Ken-Chan]

little kids would love me AWSOME ::)

what if u were batman

[Issitheus]

little kids would love me AWSOME ::)

**** ALERT!!! **** ALERT!!!

then I'd be the only superhero without power waaaaah

what if we were all penguins?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be bender who thinks he is a penguin and i would have fish breath

what if u were going to die in one week?

[abyssion1337]

you watched the ring one too many times, and I would do everything/everyone

what if you were going to loose your leg tomorrow?

[Ken-Chan]

panic and run

what if all wemon were flat chested

[abyssion1337]

that would be horrible, I admit I use my chest to get attention.

what if you had no balls?

[Issitheus]

I'd still be more manly than anyone here.

What if?

[abyssion1337]

no

what if that?

[Ken-Chan]

nope wouldn't happen

what if who?

[abyssion1337]

sweet, the who were cool

what if, stuff?

[Ken-Chan]

happy cos i like stuff

what if there was no more topgear

[abyssion1337]

meh

what if there was no more ice cream?

[Ken-Chan]

eat more pie or cake

what if suger was banned?

[abyssion1337]

I'd hang myself

what if you were completely neurotic?

[Ken-Chan]

i am what are u trying to say

what if everyone else but u was a dwarf?

[abyssion1337]

I'd go around tossing everyone

what if I tossed you?

[Ken-Chan]

depends which way. one way would hurt the other would be wierd

what if we lived on the moon?

[abyssion1337]

we'd have to sing that one song

what if you lived in the train station?

[Ken-Chan]

i would meet alot of people and lead a social life

what if anime was banned?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill those that banned it or die trying

what if you were a penguin?

[Ken-Chan]

i swear this has been asked ow well i would play tag with seals

what if u were invisible?

[abyssion1337]

I'd never get caught

what if you were a baby seal?

[Ken-Chan]

either get killed by killer whale or kill penguins

what if you were a bear and wat bear would u be?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be panda and I'd sit on my ass eating bambo, but that's not a real bear so if that doesn't count then polar

what if you were Fox

[acutekat]

i would go around blowing up giant ape like things with floating hand with a gender confused frog

[Ionzorg]

what if you were Fox

Wanted reference, or Star Fox reference?

I'll provide this question: What if Bill Cosby completely flipped out on camera, and yelled stuff like "This show is koo koo ka-bull****!" and general offensive crap like that? Personally, I would watch it religiously.

[abyssion1337]

That show would have the highest or lowest ratings ever

What if Bill Cosby was tolerable?

[Ionzorg]

That show would have the highest ratings ever. Because it really doesn't do too bad, even now. :P

What if you got Alzheimer's disease tomorrow?

[abyssion1337]

What? Where am I?

What if, what was I going to say?

[Ionzorg]

"Well, I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's." ;D

Huh?

[Ken-Chan]

then i wouldn't cope

what if i could?

[abyssion1337]

we'd smash your head with a lemon wrapped around a gold brick

what if no one got that reference?

[jaw091]

then you wouldnt be saying that in that context

what if summer turned into winter

[Filleraol]

Then it wouldn't be so damn warm right now (Y)

what if I was from the future?

[Ken-Chan]

you would know the answer to ur own question

what if we were all one mind?

[abyssion1337]

we'd be borg

what if we lived in an Amish paradise?

[Ken-Chan]

i would be bored

what if there where a few evolved humans with power above ourselves

[Ellen Feiss]

sifr abbys and iss would kill them with there post counts lol

what if i was a diclones?

[Ken-Chan]

i would run or shoot u in the head when u have a helmet on so u become a stupid horny nudy cick

what if, if u had sex u would die?

[abyssion1337]

I'm not sure

what if you he knew what it means?

[Ionzorg]

I'm not sure either. But I know what Kenpachi meant anyway. (And my answer is: Wank. Wank till my wee heart can wank no more.)

What if the Hell forums got a chat box?

[Ken-Chan]

well we would all have no life very quickly

what if zarx closed the website?

[DaMetzger]

All hell would break loose.

What if people had the lifespan of a dog?

[jaw091]

ehhh i wouldnt know ae
i guess we age quickly

what if we are dogs? :o

[abyssion1337]

we'd run faster but have no thumbs

what if we had not thumbs?

[DaMetzger]

we wouldn't be able to give a thumbs up

what if we had no spines?

[abyssion1337]

our ribs would have nothing to connect to in the back and we'd impale our own organs

what if that happened?

[Filleraol]

we'd probably die....I think

what if Elvis was alive?

[abyssion1337]

he IS alive

what if he wasn't?

[DaMetzger]

he would be dead

what if he were undead?

[acutekat]

he'd be a zombie

what if you were a zombie

[1337uvis]

Guess i'd go get me a helping of brains.

What if they were your brains? I'd starve lol :D

[acutekat]

then you would be taken over by my superior intellect

what if i was da zombie master

[DaMetzger]

you'd be the first one to get killed

what if zombies took over the world?

[acutekat]

revolt

what if i was leading them

[abyssion1337]

I'd put a bullet through your head before you even got support

what if 1337uvis never came back?

[acutekat]

the world would be a better place

[Ellen Feiss]

the world would be a better place

u forgot the wat if....

wat if ppl were to forget to put the wat if part in the wat if thread which lives on the hell forums which has the wat if thread?

[abyssion1337]

I'd cut them off at the kneecaps

what if raccoons with huge balls?

[Ellen Feiss]

then they would be banging instead of rading ppls trash

wat if that realy happend?

[abyssion1337]

raccoons wouldn't be a problem for society

what if you got that thing I sent you?

[Ellen Feiss]

i would think its a bomb but realize its only a cake

wat if it was a bomb?

[abyssion1337]

then I'd have set you up the bomb

move zig?

[Ellen Feiss]

?

wat if osaka or any other azu girl went emo? for example chiyo

[Filleraol]

I would laugh at them and encourage them to cut their wrists

what if this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X30o9VX9yEo) was a real sport?

damn I can't link it properly

[Ellen Feiss]

that i would not know cause im starving my baby with diel up

wat if i had high speed internet?

[Filleraol]

then you'd be able to enjoy internet as much as me

what if someone hacked into your computer and deleted all your p0rn?

[Ellen Feiss]

if by p0rn u mean anime then i would go on a killing spree and not stop till i got my anime back

wat if i did that?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you first

what if candlejack ca...

[Ellen Feiss]

then we would never know

wat if we stoped saying candlejack for....

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Wouldn't phase me.
What if chairs were not real?

[DaMetzger]

I'd fall on my ass right now.

What if God was one of us? :P

[abyssion1337]

He'd be a stoner.

what if god existed?

[Filleraol]

I wouldn't believe in him/her anyway

what if every little molecule in the world went Kaboom!!!1 ?

[abyssion1337]

that would be the coolest explosion ever

what if you were immune to death?

[Filleraol]

I would find the tallest bilding in the world, climb it and jump from it

what if I still weren't immune to pain?

[abyssion1337]

I'd tie you to a chair and kick the crap out of you whenever I felt like it

what if snakes were on a plane?

[Filleraol]

I'd throw the mother****ers out of there

what if I opened the door on the plane?

[abyssion1337]

I hear we'd all get sucked out.

what if vampires donated blood instead?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

There would be alot of blood donated.
What if they made a CoD anime?

[abyssion1337]

no one would watch it except FPS fanboys.

what if the French didn't surrender in WWII?

[DaMetzger]

they would have gotten 0wn3d anyway

what if the British lost the battle of britain?

[acutekat]

it wouldn't be britian anymore would it


what if i got the rank of no life

[abyssion1337]

I'd declare you more annoying than the end of all things green

should I do it anyway?

[Ionzorg]

No one's stopping you, yet I'd still have to disagree.

What if I made a thread dedicated to separating the religious Elitists with the atheist/agnostic ones?

[abyssion1337]

we'd have chaos

what if sonic wasn't a hedgehog?

[Ionzorg]

He would probably be...an anteater. What a lazy name for an animal, seriously.

What if anteaters weren't called anteaters?

[abyssion1337]

their name would be less descriptive but more creative

what if the platypus was finally explained

[DaMetzger]

that would prove you can divide by 0

What if anime was banned in the US?

[Marco_1989]

I don't live in the US. And I only watch Japanese anime so.. I would feel bad for the Americans watching English anime only :) They should just be watching Japanese anime

What if I anime was banned in Japan?

*OMG if that happens :P*

[abyssion1337]

I'd have to destroy the world

what if there was a spoon?

[DaMetzger]

there would be no fork instead

What if people could change their gender at will?

[abyssion1337]

the world would be a really fun and strange place

what if you had AIDS?

[Ionzorg]

I would have to stop putting my blood, sweat and tears into my work.

What if you vomited? Like, right now, upon reading this post?

[abyssion1337]

I'd clean it up then kill you

what if Janie didn't have a gun?

[Ionzorg]

She would have a bazooka, and the song would explode two verses in.

(I had to post that last one, my friend Eric asks that all the time for some reason. "Hey, what if I just like, opened this bag and vomited in it? What would you do? :P)

What if S.ifr was Santa Claus?

[abyssion1337]

then this would be him:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/Santa.jpg
that santa bastard couldn't even cure my ADHD

what if y... hey look something shiny?

[DaMetzger]

I'm not gonna fall for that one.

what if that's a trick?

[Ichutio]

then we're all going to die

What if TV's blew up all over the world?

[abyssion1337]

it wouldn't affect most of us since we watch anime we download

what if everyone became illiterate?