[Issitheus]

naw, dat wood nevur happin.

?fi tahw

[abyssion1337]

um.. no?

what if Issitheus became a lolcat?

[DaMetzger]

Everyone would start hoping it's not contagious.

What if it was contagious?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all be lolcats

what if we were all lolcats?

[Marco_1989]

Then this would happen
http://lolcat.net/d/2241-2/party_hard_cat2.gif

PARTY HARD?!

[DaMetzger]

what if I say no?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then your not a lolcat.

is there lolhamsters?

[abyssion1337]

no but there should be

do you like the lolrus?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

never seen it.

BAHA XD

what if there was a lolvagina?!?!?!

[abyssion1337]

lol there is one

what if you knew the muffin man?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would devour his chocolate chip ass.

what if u knew cat woman from batman?

[abyssion1337]

meh, she was lame and a wannabe catgirl, I like the real thing more

how 'bout you?

[Adjacent Badger]

Cat Woman is just af cute as a door frame

What if someone claimed that a door frame is cute?

[Useful]

We'd have to invent a new word... something along the lines of "furniture-philia"

What if there really is a word that fits this fetish?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would probably kill someone if they had a door frame fetish.

What if we were born and created to love door frames?
I would go for the japanese made ;D

[Useful]

Uh... I'd walk around with a hand drill? o_O

That was a strange train of thought...

What if Chuck Norris had a female counter part? Who would she be?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

She would be Carla Norris.

What if she was stronger than chuck?

[Useful]

Well then she wouldn't be his counterpart, now would she?

What if you could make things spontaneously combust?

[DaMetzger]

I'd be having lots of fun, that's for sure.

What if kids could carry firearms?

[Marco_1989]

They already can

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44244000/jpg/_44244606_pali_ap_416b.jpg

http://www.free-jokes.info/pic/1.jpg

Surprised?

[DaMetzger]

Nope.

What if everybody kept forgetting to ask a 'what if' question in this thread?

[Marco_1989]

Then it would be extreme chaos in here.

What if I changed "Surprised" to "What if this still surprises people?"

[DaMetzger]

Then my post would lose sense.

What if Nintendo goes bancrupt?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Alot of games will disappear with it.

What if Sony went bankrupt?

[abyssion1337]

no one would notice

what if apple went bankrupt?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Good riddance. Stupid I-pods. Wait that would mean no more PS3. BAD BAD BAD!

what if WW3 occured right now?

[abyssion1337]

it is, it's called the invisible war

what if you were fighting in it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Id kill everyone.
Would I be invisible?

[Useful]

Yes, and no one else would be. That's the only reason you'd be able to kill everyone.

what if you had an invisible TANK?

[Ellen Feiss]

half of all the bad subing groups would be dead in 5 seconds

what if i were an invisible tank?

[Useful]

I would invest in rocket launchers.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

O GEE I DONT KNOW HOW TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!

what if my computer would plz speed up?

[Useful]

Whoops. I think that's the first time I've ever done that in this thread :-[

Oh... is the site taking forever to load? Yeah, I get that sometimes...

What if the ear wax tasted GREAT?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well I'm also downloading so that prolly don't help.
If ear wax tasted good I would snack on it.
What if every week was Vegas Week?

[Useful]

Then we'd all be broke.

What if Vegas was made by MAGIC?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then it would be awesome.

What if humans didn't need sleep?

[abyssion1337]

I don't need to sleep

what if you were in a coma?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I wouldn't be talking to you.

Have to work tomorrow?

[Useful]

Yes, I have to mow the lawn AGAIN.

Teh sux0rz, no?

What if I could mow the lawn in my sleep?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be the worlds worst super hero

what if you were coma dude?

[Useful]

I think I would beat my own record for world's worst superhero.

What if I could drink coffee through my bellybutton?

[abyssion1337]

that sounds pretty pointless

what if you were 2 people

[Useful]

I would spar with myself to get rid of extra energy and for exercise.

What if you could travel forward in time?

[abyssion1337]

wait only forward but not back?(I know this is what if but I can't answer this :-[)

[DaMetzger]

I wanted to ask the same thing. What if I were unable to come back?

[Marco_1989]

Then we would not miss you :)

What if that was a lie?

[Useful]

You'd miss him and you know it.

You know, when I asked that question, I saw that this might become a problem. What I mean is, what if you could only travel forward in time and back to your original temporal location? And you could only do this ONCE?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Is the answer corn?

What if the Planet Earth series was all made up?

[Useful]

We'd be screwed.

What if you were forced to eat a spider?

[DaMetzger]

Depends on what kind of spider.

What if it was the black widow?

[Marco_1989]

I wouldn't eat it. I wouldn't eat any kind of spider whatsoever.

Black widow:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Black_Widow_11-06.jpg

What if all people would be scared of insects, like the Black Widow?
*A lot of people already are though :P*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Not many peeps would be eating bugs.

What if the show LOST was for real? And we were all in it.

[Issitheus]

I's kick the smoke monster's ass and randomly take out an AK and kill the Others.

What if I did?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I wouldn't be able to reply to you.

What if the World was actually a "hamster ball" to some big monster in space?

[abyssion1337]

we'd eventually hit a wall

what if you were the man on the moon?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I'd have hookers.

What if being a hooker wasn't shameful?

[abyssion1337]

it isn't in most places outside the US

what if you were a dog?

[DaMetzger]

I'd bite your legs off

What if nobody got the reference?

[abyssion1337]

that would be sad

what if I tried to sell you an albatross?

[DaMetzger]

i'd pay you with a flammingo

what if couches could talk?

[Useful]

Too many video game comics would become plausible.

What if everybody died (without exception) by bursting into flames?

[DaMetzger]

death would be some hot ****

What if people had eyes also on the back of their heads?

[Useful]

No body would wear hats. I'd be a trend-setter! (I hate hats)

What if you could fly, but only if you could remember to forget that you're flying?

[abyssion1337]

then flying would be overly complicated

what if you could breathe under water?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I love water now. So I gues I would live in it.

What if we were all pro dancers?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all get together and do thriller

what if the youtube flamers teamed up with the b-tards?

[DaMetzger]

That would be the end of the internets as we know it

What if 4chan's /b/ ceased to exist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Wouldn't that actually make the world a better place if that whole thing didn't exist.

What if there was a cheap rip-off created called 5chan?

[DaMetzger]

It would be destroyed in an instant. Anonymous does not forgive.

What if cats took over the world?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then, well actually i have no idea. We would probably be their slaves.

What if I was late for work?

[abyssion1337]

you'd probably get a warning

what if everyone spoke the same language?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

We would be back in the beginning of time. Babel.

What if lesbian makeout made it into the olympics?

[abyssion1337]

I'd bring home the gold

what if you were bicycle repairman

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'd be one freakin sexy bicycle repairman.

What if......wait....you'd bring home gold.....your a lesbian?!?!?!

[acutekat]

i would of under stood that sentance

what if everything you knew was true?

[abyssion1337]

everything I know is true, I'm god

what if you were a fisherman?

[acutekat]

there would be no more fish in the sea

what if star gate sg-1 had more seasons?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be happier about it

what if you had a stargate?

[acutekat]

id sell it back to the militar
what if you cause a giant plague that wiped out half of humanity

[abyssion1337]

I'd throw a party for the survivors and the cake would be poisoned

what if you weren't such an annoying spammer?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then this site would be different.

What if amvhell had only 2 days left?

[acutekat]

hmm then who cares?
(riot inciting)

what if people cared

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your a dick for not caring!
I CARE!
EVERYONE WOULD CARE! (except you)

What if pooping was illegal?

[acutekat]

who would enforce it

what if literature regaurding it was outlawed

[abyssion1337]

then the world would likely become Fahrenheit 451

what if acutekat died?

[Marco_1989]

What is a 'acutekat' ? ???

What if someone says he kills you, but gives you the chance to watch one last anime. Which anime would it be ? :P

[Issitheus]

Detective Conan, because it would give me a few more weeks to live. Besides, it's still airing.


I'll try this again: Who's hotter, Peach or Rosalina?

[acutekat]

yes


what if people read the what if part of this thread

[Issitheus]

oh **** confused this with the person under me.

What if that never happened again?

[acutekat]

what happened?


what if satan owned a chain of designer shoe stores?

[abyssion1337]

he does

what if the devil really did wear prada?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Than he would be pretty??!?

What if you had heard of the band "Devil Wears Prada"?

[abyssion1337]

I have

what if the platypus was the ultimate life form?

[Useful]

Then evolution didn't get the message.

What if a 3 mile asteroid was headed for earth with a 1:1,000 chance of collision?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I wouldn't care!

What if someone offered you a helicopter?

[abyssion1337]

I'd take it

what if we were all stars now in the dope show?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

damn,

What if I knew what the dope show was?

[Ionzorg]

Than you would be on it, and you would be freakin' oooouuuuuuuuuttt...

What if I didn't just lose the game?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then something else would happen.

What if I What If'd?

[abyssion1337]

you just did

what if I used my funk powers?

[Issitheus]

then i'd fight back with my funck powers.

what if your computer sudden exploded?

[abyssion1337]

I'd blame you and send prinnies after you for it

what if you were made of chocolate?

[Issitheus]

I'd self-cannibalize. Though I wouldn't get far. where do you always start with a chocolate bunny? Same for a chocolate person.

Or getting a bj would be easy and end in disaster.



What if the latter happened to you?

[abyssion1337]

I'd still blame you and shoot you

what if polar bears could talk?

[Issitheus]

They'd call you a dickless bastard. You dickless bastard.

What if you weren't a dickless batard?

[abyssion1337]

that doesn't matter, I am dickless

what if you were dickless?

[Issitheus]

I'd still be manlier than you.

What if all anime was dubbed by ADV?

[abyssion1337]

idc of course you're manlier idiot, I'm not a man

what if you weren't so incredibly stupid

[Issitheus]

I isn't!

Wait what?
girl.
Anyways... what?! I don't believe that you're a girl.

What if teh world asploded and only you survived?

[abyssion1337]

w/e I don't care if you believe me and I would probably suffocate

what if you were an explosion?

[Issitheus]

That would be AWESOME!!!

and in the eternal words of Anonymous, "tits of gtfo", i guess.

What if (insert rest of question here)?

[abyssion1337]

no

what if I built a what if machine?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Than we would have alot of questions to answer.

What if every movie made was like Meet the Spartans?

[Issitheus]

It would get old REALLY fast.

What if every movie ever made was fscking AWESOME?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then I would watch more movies.

they are generally a waste of time no?

[abyssion1337]

yes but this isn't person under me

what if people stopped mixing this thread up with person under me?

[Issitheus]

this would be a lot more fun.

What if people kept on getting them mixed up?

[Useful]

Then I honestly wouldn't be surprised considering that confusion, off-topicness, and idiocy seem to be the themes of this forum. Not that it still isn't awesome.

And Iss, on the whole "Abys is a girl" thing, it's actually pretty easy to tell if you think about it. I mean, she tends to post ecchi instead of hentai on the "happy gallery". Of course, I'm still not sure that she isn't a lesbian, but she won't confirm or deny anything along those lines.

What if I didn't type so much in my posts?

[Issitheus]

It would seem like this.

What if I ha

[DaMetzger]

Could you repe

What if noone could finish the sen

[Issitheus]

Then we'd be screwed!

What if I suddenly started finishing sentences again?

[DaMetzger]

Then we'd be saved.

What if all of us were damned to hell?

[Issitheus]

We are, technically. But it's more like blessed. (hell=AMV Hell? Get it?)

What if that was actually funny?

[Useful]

I don't think we'd ever stop laughing. Because if THAT is funny, then literally EVERYTHING would be funny. Even dead babies.

What if I start posting entirely in Spanish?

[Issitheus]

Yo entiendo espa?ol. No problema.

What if we all understood Japanese?

[Useful]

We'd probably be buying new keyboards so we could actually type it.

And we'd be planning a group trip Comiket

What if you could go to Comiket for free (all expenses paid)

[abyssion1337]

that's a bad 'what if' question since I'd bet everyone here would do the same thing

what if penguins were illegal?

[Useful]

Where? Everywhere? In all forms? I think your question could also use some clarification.

What if people never misunderstood each other in any way?

[DaMetzger]

life would loose much of its humour

what if everyone in the world was black?

[Useful]

Uh... the pool would be closed all the time?

What if /b/ was actually really powerful, with around 10 million anons?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

we would all die.

what if i hacked it and deleted it?

[Useful]

It would be back in a split second, your computer would smoke and die from all the viruses they would send you, and they would probably figure out who you are and start sending you bags of dog ****. And I'm not really kidding.

What if corn?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i'd ram it up a terrorists ass. stoopid terrorists.

THERES ONE NOW! FLYING TOWARD A TOWER!
WHAT IF HE HITS IT!?
WHAT IF!?
WHAT IF!?

[abyssion1337]

we have bigger problems, my leg's asleep

what if you were a terrorist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(in a suspicious voice) oh, yah........that would be bad...im not of course though.

What if mythbusters was uncool?

[abyssion1337]

lies, that could never happen *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalalalala I can't hear your lies

what if rule 1 didn't exist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then rule 2 would be rule 1. what if all animals died?

[abyssion1337]

we'd all be dead

what if all plants died?

[DaMetzger]

you wouldn't be able to get grass

what if scientology became the main religion of the world?

[Issitheus]

I'd still be a Haruhiist

What if the entire world was Haruhiist?

[DaMetzger]

everyone would have to do that stupid dance over and over and over again

what if all WoW servers crashed at the same time?

[Issitheus]

The world's population would decrease by 10%

What if I abandoned to for WoW?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you, it would be a mercy killing

what if we killed WoW?

[Issitheus]

We'd make the world a better place.

What if everyone except me joined WoW and abandoned teh forums?

[Ellen Feiss]

then u would be all alone to make a monoply in every topic on the hell forums

wat if i couldent find the random rants topic...witch i cant

[Issitheus]

wat if i couldent find the random rants topic...witch i cant

http://www.flail.ca/images/flail.jpg

what if ellen was actually intelligent?

[Ellen Feiss]

i wasent looking in the right spot-.-

wat if i lived with the azu girls?

[Issitheus]

i wasent looking in the right spot-.-

That's what she said.

I'd kill you and take my Chiyo. Leave your remains to Tomo to do what she will.

What if I really did that?

[Useful]

You'd be quickly branded as a younger version of The Sketch (my nickname for Kimura)

What if Ellen didn't flail all the time?

[Ellen Feiss]

then i would have a flail so i could beat u all with it

wat if i did?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id die.
wat if i beeped?

[Ellen Feiss]

like the real ellen?

wat if i was chiyo?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

azumanga would suck.
wat if you were tho?!?

[Issitheus]

I wouldn't love Chiyo anymore.

What if you could all hear this awesome Techno Remix of God Knows that I'm listening to right now?

[Useful]

sorry, I don't know, however:



wat if i was chiyo?

You would be a narcissist ;D

What if Raffi did death metal?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

wat if?

[Ellen Feiss]

wat if som1 like hitler was born and instead of geting rid of all the jews he got rid of all the anima and mangas in the world?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then.......*sniff*...WAHHHHHHH!
wat if id stop him? :'(

[Ellen Feiss]

then u would be a god among men

wat if god was a woman?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then i dont think much would change.
wat if neko's went extinct?

[DaMetzger]

Then mice would take over the world.

What if Pinky and the Brain were real?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

GET THE SHOTGUN!

Will you help?

[abyssion1337]

no

what if people stopped mixing this up with the person under me?

[DaMetzger]

The world would be a better place.

What if the world was taken over by cows with guns?

[abyssion1337]

it would be like the secret cow level

what if the cow king attacked?

[DaMetzger]

We'd all be fertilizer (is that how you write it?) by now.

What if everyone had two different personalities in him?

[abyssion1337]

I already have 13

what if I had 14?

[DaMetzger]

You would have more "people" to talk to.

What if you got asked out on a date by someone of your gender?

[abyssion1337]

hmm, are they cute, do I like them? you need to specify

what if you specified?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hes cute, tall, dark, handsome, and something about him lights up your eyes.

what if he asked you out?

[DaMetzger]

I would respectfully decline and get the hell out of there.

Seriously though I tend too look much younger than I really am and about 4(!) different middle aged guys tried to hit on me, the last one being a tall black guy in Boston. Now I laugh, but it wasn't funny at the time.

What if a tall black guy tried to hit on you?

[Masterbot]

I would probably run away screaing
But what would you do if he starts running after you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lynch him. thats horrible i shouldnt have said that.

what if the pope hit on u?

[DaMetzger]

I'd start assuming his not a pope, but my dad and he was molesting me.

What if I stopped making references to Pete & Brian?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I still wouldn't know what your talking about.

What if the world got overrun by pick-up stix addicts?

[DaMetzger]

Now I have no idea what you're talkng about.

What if I actually understood your incoherent babble? ;)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then you would be a mythical creature!

What if I asked this...
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PICK-UP STIX ARE???

[DaMetzger]

I'd answer that I have no idea.

What if you explained it to me?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It's an OLD game where you throw a bunch of colored sticks in a pile and try to remove one at a time without moving any other sticks. if you pull one out you getta go again. but if one moves the next guy goes. in the end the guy with the most stix wins.

What if a bunch of pick-up stix addicts overran the world?

[DaMetzger]

Ahhh, now I know. They're called bierki in polish :P

Anyway, to answer your question - noone would be moved.

What if somebody actually found that horrible pun to be funny?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

To be completely honest, i smiled at it.

What if we could only speak in puns?

[DaMetzger]

Then the PUNisher would be a totally different hero than now.

What if it's actually happening?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i tried thinking of a pun...but i cant.

what if you would write a pun book?

[DaMetzger]

I'd end up being in the puntheon of gods for being so awesome.

What if I actually was a god?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would join u and we would dominate!

what if you made me your right hand man?

[DaMetzger]

It would be a sign that I went completely bonkers.

What if everybody looked the same?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then.....holy **** that would be weird..

right?

[abyssion1337]

completely

what if someone stole the earth?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then they would be stealing us!
What if Lucky Star characters took over the earth?

[1337uvis]

I guess i'd be forced to actually watch the anime.
What if they made a movie about Captain Obvious?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I probably wouldnt watch it.
what if marvel quit?

[1337uvis]

There would be no more marvel.
What if i actually could understand more than 20 words in japaneses? :D And for that reason, why do i always write "japaneses" and then have to delete the "s"?

[Marco_1989]

If you are able to understand more than 20 words in Japanese, Japan would come to his end .. And about the 'S', just chop a finger from your hand each time you typ 'Japaneses'

What if I knew more than 20 words in Japanese ? ... O wait ...

OMG I DO KNOW MORE THAN 20 WORDS IN JAPANESE! ... EVEN SENTENCES!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yay *zzzzz*
What if i actually fell asleep?
HAGSJSVHGSVHCQWJGC?????

[Filleraol]

then you'd be in MY NIGHTMARE! mohahahah--

what if we started seeing green as pink and pink as green?

[abyssion1337]

we'd have to change the names of pink and green

what if black was white?

[Ionzorg]

Then black people would have nothing to complain about. Imagine that, White History Month. :P Speaking of which, why don't the Jews have an entire month dedicated to their history? They've gone through one whole hell of a lot more than the blacks, all things considered.

What if I was Jewish?

[abyssion1337]

nothing

what if I were an angel?

[Ionzorg]

Than you actually WOULD be omnipotent, and I would be right. I suppose that also justifies my calling you "it". :P

What if Hell actually existed, and you knew that you were going to go there?

[abyssion1337]

I'd live my own way, so nothing would change

what if you lost a children's card game?

[Filleraol]

I'd harass my opponent's mom

what if you could walk on water?

[abyssion1337]

I can

what if you were racist?

[Ionzorg]

My post up there would mean more than I intended it to. Does being nationalist count as racist? God damn French, and Chinese, still stealing my breathing air...in the case of the latter, polluting and stealing.

What if everyone in the world had 20/300 vision?

[abyssion1337]

I'm sorry I don't respond to racists

what if you were lynched?

[Ionzorg]

That would hurt a lot...and I wouldn't like it...I would rather be tarred and feathered. Except for the aftermath that actually sounds kind of fun. :P

What if you were lathe'd?

[Filleraol]

I can't, I'm chuck norris apprentice

what if that was true?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you and chuck norris with my post count

what if I shot the sheriff

[Ionzorg]

I would die. (Take that for what you will.)

What if I just like, got shot and vomited? Like, all over this monitor?

What
would
you
DO?

[abyssion1337]

lies, you wouldn't die, I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy

what if robin wasn't gay?

[Ionzorg]

Robin is gay? Well then...If he wasn't, you're question might have been "Do you think I could hook up with Robin?"

Since he's apparently gay...Do you think I could hook up with Robin? Just asking... :P

[abyssion1337]

probably.

what if you married robbin?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I'd be a homosackchal!
What if i knew the square root of 0?

[Issitheus]

I'd call you an idiot and shoot you.

What if I knew the square root of 4?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then you would be a god among men.

What if death didn't exist?

[Useful]

Congrats, Nyuu! The newest Has No Life! (Why are we celebrating such a title?)

I'm off to go finish the lawn now, but I'll do this.

We'd... be pretty damn hungry.

What if work didn't exist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(Thanks! Yes it is rather a sad title)

We'd...be pretty damn fat.

What if fat didnt exist?

[Useful]

We'd have orgies. All the time. It would be awesome.

We'd also freeze to death really quickly.

What if we couldn't taste sweet, like cats?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then...well....candy would suck...but the "undercarriage" would still taste the same I imagine. lmao.

What if we werent allowed to live in houses.

[Useful]

We would live in apartment buildings. Much more eco-friendly for all intents and purposes.

What if global warming turned Canada into great farmland?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well It wouldnt affect where I live because we have good farmland here. But I imagine there would be alot more farmers.

What if the world went under water and we all had to move to Tibet?

[Useful]

Tibet would no longer have one of the lowest population densities in the world.

What if Chuck Norris could fly? (rhetorical question, I know)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

HAHA! Uhm then I would get him to fly me everywhere. Because I imagine he has some good stories to tell.

What if Chuck Norris IS A GIRL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

[Pink_Nipple]

*then i saw HER panties. :D

what if M is not for SUBLIMINAL???

[1337uvis]

then its for "Masturbator" in some game nyuu911 talked about.

what if an athlete suffocates while running at the olympics in Beijing (because of the horrible air quality)

[Pink_Nipple]

it doesnt matter if he could reach the finish line before he die.
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and what if he could not?

[1337uvis]

I guess he'd be dead AND a loser. Tough luck.

What if the same happened with every runner on the track?

[Pink_Nipple]

It would be a DEAD LOSER PARTY. Everyone invited. :D
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Some pie and tea??

[1337uvis]

Thanks old chap!

What do we do with those bloody losers?

[Pink_Nipple]

Just Burn'em Up!
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What happened?

[1337uvis]

Beijing caught on fire fro mthe burning bodies.
Run?

[Pink_Nipple]

Theres nowhere to run!! Defend Yourself!!!
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****! How many of them still we have to take down???

[1337uvis]

Well, there's a billion people living in china... i bet we'd have to take down at least 10% of that.... only 100 million.
what if we called a helicopter?

[Pink_Nipple]

Yes. Shinra Save Us. :D

[1337uvis]

you forgot a "wha if?" question.

[Pink_Nipple]

I did.
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What If you just imagined that i forgot "what if" question?

[abyssion1337]

then we wouldn't yell at you

what if you were a rich man?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I'd buy hot maids and make them dress as chii and freya. Like my pic in Random Rants.

What if Paul Bunyon showed up at your door?

[Pink_Nipple]

He will get a shot in his head.
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What if i dunno who is Paul??

[abyssion1337]

then you're an igit

what if you were a tree?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'd grow the best fruit. And when you eat it you get horny.

What if trees ceased to exist?

[Useful]

We'd all die quite promptly. And I'm not kidding.

What if fruit ceased to exist?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill myself

what if eating fruit did make me horny?

[Useful]

Uh... that would be kind of awesome... in a way. o_O;;

No really, I like the idea of the Horny Fruit, except it works on anyone.

What if there really was a Horny Fruit, who would you give it to?

[Issitheus]

I'm not saying any names here...

Who would you give it to?

[Useful]

Real people? Uh, one girl I know and watch the fireworks. Or waterworks, that seems more appropriate in this case :D.

No, really. Who?

[Issitheus]

Damn, I messed it up. But I would definitely give it to this girl i like.

what if you exploded?

[Useful]

I would try to do it in the most most public place possible.

What if no one cared about the post count?

[abyssion1337]

there'd be less spam

who on these boards do you hate the most?

[Useful]

It's a toss-up between Chii and cutekat right now. Cutekat because he spammed like a mother****er and showed no remorse. But it's hard to stay mad at him, he'll be shoved off the leaderboard eventually. Chii pisses me off because he's a homophobic, racist idiot, but at the same time, it's hard to stay mad at someone who couldn't tell me the square root of 169 off the top of his head.

What if we actually had a chronic spammer problem?

[Ionzorg]

Many of us would probably be too pissed off to be here right now. I personally don't mind acutekat or Chii right now, because I'm extremely forgiving, but if I were to rid the forums of anyone it would probably be one of those two. Despite the fact that neither of them post very often anymore, namely Chii.

What if both acutekat and Chii suddenly started posting more than anyone else?

[1337uvis]

I guess i'd have to return to my dueties as spammer-thrasher , and well, their lives wouldn't be spared this time.
What if all the spammers would be erased from the face of the Earth?

[Issitheus]

it's hard to stay mad at someone who couldn't tell me the square root of 169 off the top of his head.

13? That's not that hard. I know all of the squares up to 13, and, of course, all the square roots up to 169.

Now, on to the question.

The world would be a much better place.

What if Zarx suddenly decided to shut down this site?

[Useful]

We'd 1. Mob his house and get him to put it back up. If that didn't work then 2. We'd convince him to pass ownership onto Abys or someone. And if THAT didn't work, we could 3. Switch to the SIT forums. Or even 4. Make a new site.

We've got options.





it's hard to stay mad at someone who couldn't tell me the square root of 169 off the top of his head.

13? That's not that hard.

That's kind of the point... I can't stay mad at an idiot. You don't have to show off all the time, Iss. :P

What if the Turkey really WAS the national bird of the U.S.?

[1337uvis]

people in Turkey (the country) would be outraged!

[Pink_Nipple]

You forgot "wha if" question

[Issitheus]

I don't show off all the time... but you gotta admit, these muscles are pretty huge, aren't they?

And then Ben Franklin would be held in even higher regard.

What if every essential file on your computer turned into a guro yaoi pic?

[1337uvis]

I'd just use the backup to restore them
What if you had no backups?

[Issitheus]

I actually don't think I do.

What if this wasn't a what if question?

[1337uvis]

I could shun you.
what did you do if i shuned you?

[Useful]

We would only be disappointed in you. Because ire is so overrated :P.

What if Linux overtook XP and Vista as the most common operating system by 2010?

[1337uvis]

I'd just have to shoot myself, i don't like linux, i LIKE adobe programs :D
what if linux became compatible with everything?

[Useful]

I'd just have to shoot myself, i don't like linux, i LIKE adobe programs :D
what if linux became compatible with everything?

Well it would be mega awesome! Also, that would probably happen REALLY QUICKLY if it became the #1 operating system. It is open source after all. ;)

What if we made an operating system called Corn?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then it wouldnt be free

What if everythin would have chocolate surface?

[1337uvis]

a lot mor fat people i guess.
what if they finally made being fat an illness?

[Useful]

The hospitals would quickly become overloaded.

What if Elvis really was still alive?

[abyssion1337]

He'd be singing still alive

what if you were the deku tree?

[Useful]

Well, you can't type very well with roots...

What if this forum all of a sudden got a ton of traffic?

[1337uvis]

That's called a DDoS attack :D
What if the site went down? :O

[Pink_Nipple]

down and down and came to hell.
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What if your PSP would sink just like mine?

[1337uvis]

I would have never dropped it into the toilet even if i had one.
What if you dropped your psp into your toilet right after taking a dump in it? Would you grab it out? (don't ask why would you have a psp in the toilet while taking a dump)

[abyssion1337]

no I wouldn't psp sucks and belongs on the toilet

what if we got infested with btards

[Ionzorg]

They would quickly realize that they aren't anonymous here, and we'd know exactly who to shun and ostracize, hence making them feel unwanted and ashamed.

What if we already were infested with /b/tards? Closet /b/tards. :o

[Useful]

Well... I guess I am in a way. But as I said, it was years ago, and only for a few months. And EndofGreen was... and so was Dicy Dax, if I remember correctly.

So long story short: not much.

What if we were infested with Gaeafags?

[abyssion1337]

first we'd need to establish a command center

What if we couldn't?

[Useful]

Then we'd just start booting.

What if I'm a lion?

[abyssion1337]

is this a black mages reference?

what if you had an ancient egyptian lazor beam?

[Useful]

Yes, yes it is ;D.

And I would blow the **** out of the White House.

What if Bush ate babies?

[abyssion1337]

he does, I've seen it

what if bush died?

[Pink_Nipple]

Haha he cant. He's just a bush anyway. :)
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BTW what kind of bush? :)

[abyssion1337]

The american president

what if everyone was in the loop?

[Useful]

I assume everyone is in some kind of loop, just not the same one. He's Russian after all.

What if everyone here could name 5 world leaders?

[Pink_Nipple]

Someone can.
(And not underestimate me i know who is bush) :D :D :D :D

What if people were just a little more unserous?

[1337uvis]

Medvedev[well, actually Putin still runs everything, but still] , Japan's emperor Akihito, Gordon Brown, Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy, Wen Jiabao (PM of China), Mr Bushman ...
enough?

[Pink_Nipple]

You shoud forget this name Medved.....

[Useful]

Let's see... you didn't post a what if, but I'll use your first sentence as a challenge.

George Bush, Francois Fillon, Vladimir Putin, Stephen Harper...

I'm toast. Oh well, not a bad go.

What if someone else here could do it?

[1337uvis]

Our combined IQ would top 1 million
What if that actually was the case?

[Useful]

Our combined IQ would top 1 million
What if that actually was the case?

We WOULD be ruling the world.

Oh, I found an error: Sarkozy is no longer prime minister of France, Francois Fillon is.

What if Russia paid Lithuania?

[abyssion1337]

they'd prove that they've grown a pair

whaf if they grew a pair?

[Useful]

No sure what you mean, Abys. Sorry...

What if you could say that again, please?

[abyssion1337]

umm nvm

what if you were a clone?

[Useful]

I would be busy trying to figure out ways to coordinate a take over of the world with him.

What if you could live forever? Would you do it?

[abyssion1337]

probably not

what video game character would you be?

[Useful]

Dante. I'd be Dante.

What if you could have a video game character for a girlfriend?

[1337uvis]

That'd be kinda awesome, right? And while Sarkozy is no longer the PM he is head of state as he is the President of France.
What if you could have an anime girlfriend? Which one would you pick? :D

[Pink_Nipple]

Anime-style games count?
Are they?

[Useful]

Of course. Also, Nipple, you have to try to keep to the forms a little more carefully.

I'd choose... Koala Su from Love Hina.

I second the question:


What if you could have a video game character for a girlfriend?

[Pink_Nipple]

Aye sir!
It woul be MAY!!! (from GG)
What if you could have a video game character for a girlfriend?

[1337uvis]

I'd trade her in for an anime girlfriend
What if you could do that?

[Useful]

Well... I wouldn't. There's plenty of fun girls from dating sims and anime.

What if you could eat glass and metal?

[abyssion1337]

glass is a liquid so wouldn't it be drink glass?

what if you were actually slow enough and lived long enough to drink glass?