[Ellen Feiss]

ok this is somthing i thought of just last night and thought mabye it be good so here it is
you type somthing that would be intresting starting with What If... and then and then the next person can comment on it(this is not a question type tread btw) ill get it started

What If Tomo was president?

[Jazean]

we'd have a more prosperous run then bush and less war.

what if this is all a dream?

[acutekat]

then you have one F***ed up psyche

what if i forgot to pose a what if question?

[abyssion1337]

nothing.

what if I was a giant squid?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would think tahts freakin hardcore....
then come and kill u and eat u with some dynamite rolls!

what if paris hilton got into a fist fight with oprah?

[Infinity]

it would turn into lesbian sex

What if yukari became a pilot?

[Adjacent Badger]

All airline companies would go bankrupt

What if the moon was made of cheese?

[abyssion1337]

America would still blow it up, this time so we can keep 3rd world nations dependent on us.

what if this wasn't Sparta?

[1337uvis]

You wouldn't have been kicked down the bottomless well

What if the Earth started revolving differently and East would become West?

[abyssion1337]

then Japan would be the land of the setting sun.

what if you had an evil twin?

[Issitheus]

He'd be my George Stark. (All my fellow Stephen King fans should know what I'm talking about)

What if I was really a bot?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you with an EMP.

what if the world was flat?

[Issitheus]

Columbus would feel like a dumbass.

What if 4kids did all the dubbing of every anime?

[Ellen Feiss]

the world would go to hell and back

What If the new president banned anime from the U.S?

[Issitheus]

I'd either kill myself or move. Or watch it online.

What if?

[abyssion1337]

the killing thread would be prophetic.

What if we were all drunk?

[Ellen Feiss]

then wo would have no idea on what we are posting

What If we were being watched by anime characters?

[Issitheus]

That would be weird and yet so very awesome.

What if I wasn't as awesome as I am?

[Ellen Feiss]

wait you were awsome?

What If i was a figment of your imaginations?

[Issitheus]

I'd have one f*cked up imagination.

What if he really was?

[abyssion1337]

Then I could make him do anything I wanted.

What if you got raped by mudkipz?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would love it.....lmao

what if i picked a baseball sized booger...took a **** on the booger..then ate it?

[Ellen Feiss]

wow...

What If Desu and Chuck Noriss got into a fight?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

chucknorris would win hands down

what if chuck norris picked a baseball sized booger...took a **** on it, and ate it?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then he would have crossed the threshold to alternate reality.



what if the world was flat?



Columbus would feel like a dumbass.

then Columbus would not have known where to find America.
The Portuguese had been the some years before and even settled on the island of Puerto Rico.


What if the entire world wrote with kanji?

[Issitheus]

????????

What if you could actually read that?

[Adjacent Badger]

Well, then I'd know if it had any meaning.

What if God was listening to Rammstein?

[abyssion1337]

Fire would spring up radomly.

What if he listened to Dir en grey.

[acutekat]

he would of backed luther from the beggining
what if you liked pie?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would be drunk becuz i hate pie!

what if cats could fly?

[Useful]

Then humans never would have risen to sentience. The cats would have eaten us all. Which would still be awesome.

What if dogs could speak?

[abyssion1337]

then my talking dog wouldn't get me money anymore :(

what if you guys knew what I was talking about more than half the time?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then id be dumber then i am right now. cuz i always know what ur talking about.

what if u got home one day and there was three feet of dead kittens in ur kitchin?

[abyssion1337]

I'd blame my darker half.

what if you got home to find a walrus at the dinner table and no one else seems to notice?

[Adjacent Badger]

Cool, free food.

What if I did not have a chest freezer?

[The Ever Strange Look]

I'd imagine that you'd have one in your arm then.

What if this question was reversed and it became if what?

[acutekat]

Huh? ???
and in responce to abyssion

id ask uncle tusky to pass the salad
what if i edited this post after you responded to make it not make sense?

[abyssion1337]

Huh? ???
and in responce to abyssion

id ask uncle tusky to pass the salad
what if i edited this post after you responded to make it not make sense?

sadly when I played half-life 2 episode 2 I got that exact same feeling; I also got it with apollo justice.

to answer you question though: then I guess it would look strange.

What if the sky fell?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

we would be very wet..

what if (naturally) we were awake at night and slept during the day?

[abyssion1337]

our night vision would be better and so would many of our other senses.

what if vampires led a zombie uprising in Europe?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would get a force together and go save europe!

what if amvhell turned into a beyblade fan site?

[abyssion1337]

everyone would leave and burn, or just lock it in the fiess room.

what if things were to escape form the fiess room?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lmao i dont know

whats a fiess room?

[acutekat]

don't know and itsnot a what if q

what if i was gradually taking over this forum

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id run

what if gay was straight and straight was gay?

[acutekat]

my mind go splode


what if the earth exploded

[abyssion1337]

we'd likely be playing R.E.M. at the time.

what if the government didn't lie?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then we would still think they did.

What if raisins were explosive?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would throw them at people

what if computers were alive?

[abyssion1337]

they would take over the human race.

what if the drugs stopped working?

[Ellen Feiss]

then we might be in a lil troble

What If Tomo on crack and speed got into a fight with Chuck Noriss?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sorry but chuck norris would still win.

what if lala did all the earths cooking?

[acutekat]

i do not know i cannot say sam i am


what if i had a monopoly on the forums right now?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then the proletariat would rise against you.

What if your house burned and you could save only two things?

[acutekat]

probably nothing except maybe a year book or 2
everything else is insured and i would get better stuff like a better computer

[Shooterman]

Laptop and Rats

What if we went to war with Japan again and we could no longer get anime and even watching it became as illegal as CP?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

SHUT UP IF THAT EVER HAPPENS IM BLAMING U!

what if i die and cant blame him?

[Useful]

Then we all blame you >:D

What if the Fourth Reich manages to convince all of Europe to help it try to take over the world?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

call up rambo!

what if i fell asleep rite now?

[Useful]

dude, I would fall asleep too. I think I should anyway. It's almost morning (well, 12 AM anyway).

What if my head lands on the keyboard after I fall comatose?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

APOCOLYPSE!
its 11 am here....so u live in eastern usa or eastern canada!

what i showed up at ur door? with a bazooka?

[abyssion1337]

my minion ninjas would kill you before you could do anything.

what if the dark night came up to you?

[Useful]

Then I would wait for the dawn. ;D (evil spelling Nazi strikes!)

What if you were attacked by Red Skull (speaking of Nazis...)?

[abyssion1337]

I'd call captain america.

what if the punisher attacked you?

[Useful]

I call Chuck Norris ;D

What if Chuck Norris attacked you?

[abyssion1337]

I'd call obama.

what if clinton is elected president?

[Useful]

It would be better than Bush, and better than McCain.

What if Obama is elected President?

[Shooterman]

Then the KKK would assassinate him (we all know it)

What if the rules of anime applied to real life?

[acutekat]

no MORE UGOS
and daily life would be a lot more interesting
what if life was a lie?

[Shooterman]

Then we would all act like emos.

What if God was one of us?

[acutekat]

a slob like one of us?

um he would be that bum down the street you rotinely give the finger to.

what if he still had his powers

[Useful]

He would give you the finger back one day and you would have a gigantic middle finger emblazoned on your forehead for the rest of you life.

What if everyone could do Hadoken?

[Ellen Feiss]

then we wouldent need nukes or guns

What If chuck norris was to get owned by chiyo?

[Useful]

The world would end because of the sheer paradox pressure. Kinda like proving God wrong (ever seen Dogma?)

What it I was a girl?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

YOUR NOT A GIRL!!?!?!?! sheesh and all those fantasies i had...JK

what if i actually had fantasies about useful?

[Useful]

I would have a huge boost in my self-confidence. JK!

I would be mildly amused, a little creeped out, but mostly understanding of your mistake.

What if I wasn't as literal and brutally honest as I am?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id still have fantasies about u..
BAHA JJJJKKKKK

what if i had $1000000?

[Useful]

I don't know, what IF you had a million dollars?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

why split it with everyone who posted on this thread of course.

what would u do with ur share?

[Useful]

Rent a tux for prom, buy some tickets to some summer concerts, pay off my parents' debts, invest a lot in an alternative energy company, donate to Senator Obama's campaign, buy a geothermal water heater for the house, buy a windmill for electricity, save a good bit for college, and buy an orange Tesla Roadster with a hard-top and the Bose surround-sound.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sounds sweet!
got a WHAT IF question?
(mine wasnt an IF question.....****)

[Shooterman]

Since he forgot to post one, I'l work off the same one.

Skorpion SMG w/ suppressor (for killing those damn starlings) and a Glock 18, or 20 if an 18 proved too hard to get.

What if someone proved that God doesn't exist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha first and foremost that is just dumb.

what if everyone would accept people for who they are?
would it be a better world?
or would it actually get worse?

[abyssion1337]

better.

what if it got worse instead?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then u would be wrong my friend!

what if i lived in manitoba?

[abyssion1337]

then you would live in manitoba.

what if you asked a question without an obvious answer?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then it wouldnt be dumb.

what if the world turned into pluto?

[abyssion1337]

it would get cold.

what if it just got really hot?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

more nude beaches!

what if it was normal to be nude?

[abyssion1337]

the world would likely be more vain but more peaceful.

what if nuclear winter set in?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then it would be a crappy winter.

what if i was actually a rapist just gathering info off u guys with these questions so i could come and get u?

[Adjacent Badger]

That is something that could not be taken care of just in the killing thread.

What if I did really exist?

[Infinity]

Ha, you're a fake? I KNEW IT XD!!!!! JK


What if i was a dwarf?

[abyssion1337]

I would toss you.

what if diablo attacked that village?

[Adjacent Badger]

Naruto would only survive if he was away from the village.

What if Naruto was drawn in sh?jo style?

[acutekat]

then something would probably happen

what if i passed math

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

LMAO GOOD ONE! "WHAT IF" MEANS THERE WILL BE A SLIGHT CHANCE! AND U PASSING MATH IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!
(why are u bad at math?)

what if pepsi was actually a mind control drug made by the government?

[acutekat]

then good thing i drink coke

what if mountain dew came from god?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it does!

what if hello kitty came to life?

[acutekat]

insane cuteness would roam the earth
what if master chief was real?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would de-chief him ahha?

what if i did?

[acutekat]

you couldn't
he would rip your head off and shove it right up your ass
what if that happened?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then i would be smelling ****!
what if smoking was good for u? but still cost alot of $$. would u do it?

[Useful]

No, it's just like dieting: expensive and hip, but not something I need to do.

What if I was the Numa Numa kid?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would either think ur more cool or hate u....not sure yet...

what if i was a.......geishi?

[acutekat]

i would suggest you start writing your memoirs

what if i was japenese

[Useful]

I would laugh at you for being a reject (from the culture) because you type badly!

What if Japanese online talk was just as indecipherable to normal Japanese people as ours is?

[abyssion1337]

nothing would change.

what if the pyramids were built by seals?

[Adjacent Badger]

That would be a good way to use the marines.

What if he was not referring to American elite soldiers?

[Useful]

Then there would be no pyramids or all seals are telekinetic.

What if I'm Kira?

[yagsnave]

Then you're the one who stole my notebook.

What if the internet stopped working?

[Useful]

Every single major government in the world would be promptly overthrown.

What if that happened; who would rule?
(correct use of semicolons FTW!)

[yagsnave]

<---- Of course.

What would a world under Kira be like?

[Useful]

I&#39;m kind of thinking Singapore, except bigger (Corporal punishment, strong media control, and lots of death penalties).

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ASK A WHAT IF QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not mad.....i dont eat babies....yes NO!!!!!

[Filleraol]

what if if ive seen you do it?

[acutekat]

you would lose all sense of right and wrong and become the world&#39;s most feared cerial killer the world has ever know

what if life the ceral was called death the ceral?

[abyssion1337]

only emos would buy it.

what if I had a large rock and threw it at you?

[Adjacent Badger]

It would be easy to dodge.

What if the cat was so acute, that he really started killing off cereals?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d poisen the cereals.

what if a malbero attacked?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ill kill them all with cloud by myside!

wats if school gots cancelled all together!

[abyssion1337]

we will party.

what if the miliary bombs your house?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm....prolly DIE!

what if i didnt die and caught the bomb and threw it back at the launcher?

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;d be arrested for disobeying the laws of phisics.

what if evil didn&#39;t exist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stupid humans would find a way to make it!

what if it was 1765...what would we do for fun?

[abyssion1337]

we&#39;d be throwing rocks at each other.

what if rocks jumped up and bit people?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha sounds fun..
then i would pave our driveway!

what if schools used cars for buses?

[abyssion1337]

people would use busses for cars.

what if you had more enemies?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would make them my friends..
what if terrorists were actually just a bunch of kids pulling pranks?

[abyssion1337]

people wouldn&#39;t be as afraid.

what if you were a centuar?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that would be sweet!

what if i stayed here and posted with u instead of going o my soccer game tonite!?!?!

[abyssion1337]

your team would loose and everyone would hate you.

what if the cake wasn&#39;t a lie?

[Filleraol]

Then good, more cake for me.

What if the internet ceased to exist starting tomorrow?

[Issitheus]

I&#39;d be like WTF then id be like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then id be like XP (dead)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ask a question bro...
im DYING to answer ;D

[abyssion1337]

skip him.

what if humans became incapable of banter?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

98% of these threads would die off!

what if i ripped my adams apple out?

[Vandelesca]

You&#39;d have a gaping hole in your neck. :D

What if the internet exploded?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm...we wouldnt be doing this...
what if we had electricity but didnt invent the light bulb yet?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then the electric fireplace would have been invented.

What if everyone, not just Americans, could both run and vote for American president?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

America would be screwed.

what if the president of the usa had to come from Mongolia?

[Adjacent Badger]

The descendends of Ghengis Khan might once again rule the world

What if SS_nyuu recognised that John Wayne is the greatest and that westerns have had immense impact on contemporary western civilization as we know it?

[acutekat]

my brain woul explode


what if the cake wasn&#39;t a lie

[abyssion1337]

we already did this one, we&#39;d have more cake.

what if the Nazis had won?

[acutekat]

hmm let me sum this up in a couple of wel fraized words
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER
ZHEIG HEIL HEIL MEIN FUHRER HEIL HITLER



what if national socialism was a viable form of governent?

[yagsnave]

It&#39;s spelled "sieg"

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t answer his question and you didn&#39;t make one of your own.

what if bridget was actually a girl?

[Filleraol]

she wouldn&#39;t have a penis.

what if oprah was a man?

[acutekat]

millions of women would be scrambaling for.... its hand in marriage

[yagsnave]

you didn&#39;t answer his question and you didn&#39;t make one of your own.

what if bridget was actually a girl?


I was just being a grammar nazi. I&#39;ll post a new question since Kat didn&#39;t: what if the internet suddenly vanished?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

thats been asked like 500000000 times...
wed all kill oursleves!
what if i was actually u and u were actually me?

[Ellen Feiss]

i deleted my post lol accadent i swear but i would be eather high and or drunk

what if we lived in the anime world with every anime ever made?

[yagsnave]

i deleted my post lol accadent i swear but i would be eather high and or drunk

what if we lived in the anime world with every anime ever made?


I&#39;d move to Yuriville. What if telekinesis were possible?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would be twice as awesome as i am now!

what if yuriville actually exsisted!???? (drool)

[Issitheus]

I&#39;d live there.

What if I lived there?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id join u in that paradise dude!

should we build yuriville???

[yagsnave]

Absolutely. How the hell do we go about doing that?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

good question!

is there some way to get into anime?!??!?

[Issitheus]

that wasn&#39;t a what if so im notr answering it (and i want to post this) so im going back a post or two.

we&#39;ll make it part of eurodisney.

What if we actually did?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i unno..

what if there was a way to eat alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllll the time without gettin fat!????

[yagsnave]

It would be called bulimia.

What if peoples&#39; consciousness could leave their bodies ie th Ghost in the Shell universe?

[acutekat]

hmm like flying around through the wall and such and lookin at people or jus switchin bodies (sorry never seen the series ) it might be interesting and i would defenantly install a couple spectral analysis machines in my bedroom


what if finals didn&#39;t totally blow

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then they wouldnt be finals! ;D

what if they didnt exist?

[acutekat]

hmm more dumbasses would get into college and stay there

what if i quickly edited this post to ask a what if quesiton

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that would be freakin hardcore!

what if u posted edited before i posted this?

[acutekat]

but i did

or did i

what if i did huh?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would cry!

what if capcom quit?

[yagsnave]

Then I would cry. What if everyone in the world turned gay for a day?

[Filleraol]

I would lock myself in for the whole day.

what if all the anime studios decided to quit?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

DONT EVEN JOKE BOUT THAT ****!!!!!
(id kill myself)

what if anime companies wouldnt quit but instead made all anime like beyblade?

[Filleraol]

then I would kill myself :P

what if Uwe Boll took over the wholw anime industry?

[yagsnave]

It would be an interesting few years, but he&#39;d eventually get forcibly ejected.

What if PETA made an anime?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id kill every animal on the planet (except cats) to show my anger!

what if PETA would quit?

[yagsnave]

Then animal rights could finally advance in America.

What if Haruhism turns out being the right religion?

[Issitheus]

it is.

what if you didn&#39;t believe in haruhi?

[yagsnave]

Then you won&#39;t capitalize her name.

What if Kyon is actually god and created Haruhi as an incarnation of his fanciful side to allow him to experience his wildest dreams without compromising his rationality?

[Useful]

Then we shouldn&#39;t be Haruhists, we should be Kyonists.

Will China have another civil war in the next 30 years?

[yagsnave]

Then we shouldn&#39;t be Haruhists, we should be Kyonists.

Will China have another civil war in the next 30 years?


They&#39;re having one now in Tibet.

What if things get so bad they have to call off the Olympics?

[abyssion1337]

the olympics will never get called off.

what if you were a clam?

[Adjacent Badger]

I&#39;d be playing jazz.
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/Card5824.jpg

What if the colour red was not visible to the human eye?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then killing people would be a snap!
cant see blood!

[Filleraol]

indeed.

what if 1/2 of all the water on earth disappeared?

[Adjacent Badger]

The world would be much less crowded and much more transportation would be rail-based.

What if fertilizers weren&#39;t explosive?

[abyssion1337]

the mythbusters would be wrong.

what if I held the world hostage?

[yagsnave]

I still wouldn&#39;t give you the money.

What if pokemon actually existed?

[Adjacent Badger]

A lot of kids could get into BAD trouble.

What if the Across organization really existed?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i dont even know wat that is!

what if lucy walked into ur front door????

(sorry for not posting a "what if" before...completely forgot)

[Ken-Chan]

i would panic try to run and get ripped to pieces!

what if you could be invisible

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would go to the girls change room! ;D

what if u turned into a girl for ONE day?

[Ken-Chan]

i would take pictures and send them to myself

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

me to!

what is ur what if question!???

[Adjacent Badger]

No matter the question, the answer will be 42.

What if there were no fansubs available?
Yes, I know it na?ve to hope that it will ever happen, but I do.

[yagsnave]

A lot of kids could get into BAD trouble.

What if the Across organization really existed?


We&#39;d be fine as long as no puchuu battlecruisers crashed into us.

[jaw091]

wait so wat do i say now cause theres no question :o

[yagsnave]

No matter the question, the answer will be 42.

What if there were no fansubs available?
Yes, I know it na?ve to hope that it will ever happen, but I do.


The One Piece fans would all kill themselves.

What if people were more observant?

[jaw091]

they will notic that im brown not black

what if the word had no goverment?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then we&#39;d have another way to describe the concept, which would eventually develop into a new word for government.

What if English had been a vowelless language like Hebrew.

[Ken-Chan]

i would shoot myself in the foot

wat if i was jonney depp?

[abyssion1337]

we&#39;d all shoot you.

what if there was a spoon?

[Filleraol]

then I&#39;d use the fork to try bending it

what if you woke up tomorrow with no memory of what have happened to you in the last 5 years?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not sure; am i aware I lost my memory.

what if you were attacked by a lolrus

[Adjacent Badger]

I would shoot this magnificent example of Nature&#39;s randomness and sell it on E-bay.

What if you had a million that you could only use today and not on stocks or real estate.

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d buy a million pennies.

what if you were at a bar with a giant panda?

[Filleraol]

I would bitch slap it and throw soup at it just to see its reaction.


what if chuck norris started taking steroids?

[abyssion1337]

he&#39;d put up a good fight against Obama, he&#39;d still go down though.

what if you were a doctor?

[jaw091]

il start get harmful meds and puting them in peoples drinks

what if the world was oval

[Useful]

It would be the same as it would be if it were flat.

What if you were attacked by a shark?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would i would go unconcious FAST due to loss of blood so i wouldnt feel the pain!

what if u found out that school was a lie? that u didnt actually need it.

[abyssion1337]

bad question cause that happened.

what if we lost a war to naurotards?

[acutekat]

um bad things maybe


what if your mother was a guy

[Useful]

Then my step-dad is probably the uke.

What if you were gay?

[yagsnave]

Then she would be my father.

What if you had something immeasurably valuable but no money?

[acutekat]

hmm depends on what but most likely sell it or chuck it in the ocean before my baby gets head shotted
what if you got that obscure literature reference?

[yagsnave]

Then you read the story about the giant pearl in elementary school.

What if it was a spaceship instead of a pearl?

[acutekat]

then the local populace would of searched the seas and found it

what if i didn&#39;t have to always come back here and pose a what if question?

[Useful]

You don&#39;t.

What if I didn&#39;t answer your questions well?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then we would only ask when u arent on!

what if you were allergic to oxygen?

[Useful]

I would be VERY dead. It&#39;s the most common element in the human body.

What if your blood was sulpher based?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would be in pain?

what if santa existed?

[Useful]

Awesome would occur.

What if pee was supposed to be red?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE RED!

what if cars had one wheel in the middle of it and none others?

[jaw091]

well it all depends on how big the wheel is but it will proberly b way off blance and turning it will a hard as i think

what if god is one of us

[Useful]

Then I would write a song about it.

What if he didn&#39;t want to be one of us?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

huh

what if austin powers was actually real?

[Useful]

The world would be at the hands of an idiot with a time machine... help!

What if God got high?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

he would make somthing weirder then a platypus..

what if sunflower seeds came from rhino ****?

[yagsnave]

I would eat the same amount of sunflower seeds.

What if people had tails?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

CAT GIRLS WOULD ROAM FREE AND I WOULD BE VERY HORNY!

what if men had crotch&#39;s like a ken doll?

[Ken-Chan]

i guess we would buy strap ons

wat if boobs were gone forever

[yagsnave]

I suppose I&#39;d kill myself.

What if eating hot peppers actually made you spit fire?

[jaw091]

then i better rush down to my supper market and get som

what if u had a gundam

[Adjacent Badger]

I&#39;d save loads of money on traintickets.

What if yaoi and yuri was considered childen&#39;s TV?

[Ionzorg]

Not only would 50% of that be awesome, but the human population would be increasing at a much slower rate than it is now.

What if science found a way to genetically alter genes so that people&#39;s eyes actually looked as outrageous as they do in certain animes?

[Adjacent Badger]

They wouldn&#39;t. Such large eyes could not be kept moist. Such eyes would require biomechanical research, not genetic.

What if walls could talk.

[abyssion1337]

no one would get sleep ever.

what if all the ice cream vanished?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i guess i would would eat......uhmm....id be sad

what if jack sparrow showed up at ur door asking for rum?

[RainSage]

I&#39;d buy him a keg.

What if time had a lapse whenever you wanted it to?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

id do it alot to piss people off...

what if milk came from a cows ass?

[Ionzorg]

Scat and bestiality fetishists would rejoice.

What if everyone was a scat fetishist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lmao....i dont want to know what would become of this planet we call earth!

what if we all had to move to the moon?

[Infinity]

it will be very crowded

What if i asked the same question i answered again?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i would...uhm....i unno

what if people pooped out gasoline?

[jaw091]

well we wont have to borther about running out of gasline



what if laptops had an A.I. system

[Infinity]

It would last half the time normal laptops do due to AI&#39;s ability to annoy people

What if the new AMV Hell 0 had no hentai?

[yagsnave]

I&#39;d feel let down.

What if magical space unicorns tried to conquer the world by killing everyone in it?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be time for a good old fashion mythical creature kick ass

if u could change the size of one thing about urself wat?

[Filleraol]

would make my fingers a little smaller to be able to play guitar easier.

what if you could choose 1 thing in the whole world that would be yours, it could be anything, what would you choose?

hope you understood the question with my english ^^&#39;

[Issitheus]

I WANT MY CHIYO

BACK OFF MY CHIYO

what you want with my chiyo?

[Ken-Chan]

the HAIR
but isn&#39;t this a wat if thread that was just a question but anyway
what if you could walk through walls

[Infinity]

there would be more perverts in the world

what if everyone owned a deathnote?

[Ken-Chan]

there would be no one left

wat if u where shinigami

[Infinity]

ummm.. no one would see me therefore people will think my computer is typing on ots own.

what if we were amphibous

[Ken-Chan]

we would be squished by a larger life form

what if u were shinigami with a gigai

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not sure but that would be AWESOME.

what if you were my zanpakto(sp?)

[Filleraol]

you would pwn everyone and have the most awesome bankai.

what if you were a ghost?

[jaw091]

well in a few months time i dont think many girls would be in the changing rooms


what if ants where as big as people

[1337uvis]

Ant exterminator would be the coolest job EVER!

What if you found a blank check with a signature already on it?

*OMG i&#39;m so exhausted from this endless posting... DARN!*

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d look at the sig; if they actually had money to spare I&#39;d take it all then send notes that say, "haha idiot."

what if you were the person I took the money from?

[jaw091]

id proberly ask for it back

what if you wherent going to give it back?

[Adjacent Badger]

It would be hard to prove as theft and thus to get them back.

What if there were not other way than the use of violence?

[jaw091]

then use it ;D

what if your watching porno and your parents where in the video :o

[Issitheus]

my eyes would gouge themselves out.

what if you were watching a porno that your parents were in... and your parents came in?

[jaw091]

well if i knew that they where in it i wouldnt even watch it but... if i didnt kno and they came is id proberly just jump of my window lolz na id turn off my pc and id just not look at porn for a long time

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dammit ask a question haha

[Ionzorg]

I&#39;ll field this one:

What if you were forced to be stuck in your house for four hours doing dumb menial things like sorting K&#39;nex into separate piles, while your friends and attractive girls wanted to hang out with you, even though you couldn&#39;t?

[jaw091]

o **** i 4got to ask a question
ummm id proberly try my best efforts to make contact with them

what if domos ruled the world?

[Infinity]

AHHHH!! they would be everywhere (the horror)

What if you found out that Gauron survived after (Full Metal Panic) second raid?

[abyssion1337]

my head would explode.

what&#39;s your favorite band?

[1337uvis]

what if "what&#39;s your favorite band" isn&#39;t a "what if" question?

*Foo Fighters. Cause they fight with foo.*

[jaw091]

well then il change my question

what if you had a pet DOMO

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d go to Ozzy Osbourne and have him bite off it&#39;s head befor a concert.
What if you ate some chicken but later it would turn out that it was polonium ?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would sue whoever sold it.

What if SIT had not been thinking about a good slogan since 1962?

[abyssion1337]

That would be awesome.

what if you were the king of spain?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would criticize others than just Hugo Chavez

What if you were Vampire Hunter D, living in the real world.

[abyssion1337]

again no real answer except;That would be awesome!

what if I gave a different answer?

[Ionzorg]

I would be very, very disappointed in you.

What if tomorrow, George W. Bush single-handedly discovers a near-flawless and reusable alternative to oil?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d still hate him, but that would be awesome.

what if you were a giant pie?

[Filleraol]

i would inject myself with poison and let everyone eat of me

what if lolcats took over the world?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d retaliate with my lolrus.

what if you died in the battle?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d go to the heavens to drink mead with my ancestors for whole eternity :D

What if lolruses actually won the battle? ???

[jaw091]

then they shall rule the world until the get owned by some other supior being

what is they isnt a suprior being

[Ionzorg]

I wouldn&#39;t really know...

Terribly sorry, but could you rephrase that question?

[abyssion1337]

no.

do you (insert activity here)?

[Ionzorg]

Constantly, and without mercy.

Can you play "The Raiders&#39; March" on the recorder?

[Ellen Feiss]

u guys fail its a "What If Thread&#39; u almost killed it but...

What If tomo and yukari were to race jet ski&#39;s?

[Issitheus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc

What if I suddenly showed up at your house witha bloody longsword?

[Infinity]

I slam the door on ya caus i cant be bothered remembedring it

What if you can drive a tachikoma on the roads?

[jaw091]

id &#39;accidently&#39; run over my teachers

what if you had to chose between your mother or a tachikoma

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d pick the tachikoma.

what if a crazy homeless guy thought you were the messiah?

[Barricade]

I would say "Be Healed!" and whack the **** out of him.

What if I claimed anyone that e-mailed me would get 100 bucks?

[Ionzorg]

I would probably email you, because the chance that you&#39;d somehow harm me through my emailing you doesn&#39;t outweigh the prospect of precious, precious bucks.

What if I screwed up the "What If" Thread again?

[jaw091]

well then the &#39;what if&#39; heading on the tread will pack its bags and walk over to another thread

what if the what if had no where to go? :-[

[Adjacent Badger]

Just a guess; it would immigrate to another forum where it felt more welcome.

What if that forum was one for hungarian cat breeders?

[The Ever Strange Look]

Then it would go to the Dogs.

What if...you forgot the cake?

[abyssion1337]

the cake is a lie...

what if it wasn&#39;t?

[Filleraol]

then someone would eat it and it would not exist anymore

what if brokeback mountain was made into anime?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d rebel against it.

what if you were in a Stephan King novel?

[Ionzorg]

I would probably have a terrible ending. (In more ways than one.)

What if Stephen King books were nutritious?

[abyssion1337]

we could end world hunger.

what if it didn&#39;t need to feed?

[Adjacent Badger]

A great many people would be unemployed.

What if a2+b2?c2 ?