[Ken-Chan]

then you would pistol whip urself

what if you had no arms?

[SV3N]

Then I would have to kick the gun at something to entertain myself

What if you had no legs?

[abyssion1337]

I'd fly everywhere

what if everyone had my flying powers?

[Kuwabara]

then gas would be almost useless

what if oil was discovered in you yard (or your parents if you live in a dorm :P)

[SV3N]

what if everyone could use instant transmission?

[abyssion1337]

what if you answered his question?

[SV3N]

sorry I didn't see the question before. If I did answer his question, I would say: then I would be rich I guess.

What if the ginger bread could be caught?

[Odessa]

then he would rip your arms off while laughing evilly, according to my favorite authoer Jasper Fforde.


What if Jesus was my surgeon?

[Ionzorg]

Then he wouldn't need to use an antisthetic, he'd just turn some of the water in your blood into wine and you'd be too drunk to feel anything. ;D

What if Jesus was your lab partner?

[abyssion1337]

I imagine he'd be useless at helping to create a video game

what if god made a sandwich so big that he himself could not eat it?

[Ionzorg]

He might just commission us and the rest of the world to eat as much of it as possible until finally it was small enough for his gargantuane gullet. Cheater...

What if you couldn't get into college/university?

[Jazean]

i would continue to make a deliver pizzas and make sure to drive my poor college student car so my tips would continue to be good. and i'd self-teach most of the important computer information, probably very slowly.

what if you suddenly turned into a duck?

[Ionzorg]

I'd be singing a ballad of melancholy to the masses.

"I am just a duck,
And I know when I grow old,
I'll be blown out of existence
Every time I try to fly south for the winter..."

What if pizza was good for you?

[Divine Dragoon]

then we would eat more pizza

what if I found the portal to the anime universe

[Ken-Chan]

it would be a wierd and wonderful place with a high possibility of death (well depends were in the anime universe u are)

what if everyone looked like the simpsons?

[Odessa]

then i would gouge my eyes out and forsake sex forevermore.


What if spinach really gave you super strenght? ( aka popeye syndome).

[abyssion1337]

then everyone would have an emergency supply

what if the KGB attacked

[Kuwabara]

everyone would be like "WHAT THE F***.....BUT THOSE GUYS DISBANDED BACK IN '91!!!!!!!!"

What if the soviet union was still around?

[abyssion1337]

it is, people just don't know

what if they did?

[Odessa]

then we'd be screwed harder than a virgin on prom night.



What if the FBI, CIA, KGB, RAF, CSI, Spanish Inquisition, the Nazi's, and The Musketeers had a showdown to see who was the baddest kick ass organization around?

[abyssion1337]

The sunny valley retirement community will win

what if ninjas tried to catch you?

[Odessa]

they would find me, and fail to do a damn thing; pirates kick ninja ass any day.



what if abyss admitted to this simple truth?

[abyssion1337]

bold assumption that that's a truth

what if Vicky admitted she was wrong?

[Odessa]

impossible; i'm never wrong :)


What if we didn't have our "private" conversations on this forum?

[abyssion1337]

we'd probably be happier

what if I didn't just realize I have to go?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then you wouldn't be wrong. You don't have to, you just give other things higher priority some times.

What if I were not the only member logged in?

[Odessa]

then you woudl be less bored, i imagine.


What if your favorite celebertiy showed up outside your door?

[acutekat]

i'd grab my shot gun cause he's dead

what if my fav celeb wasn't dead?

[Odessa]

you wouldn't be as crazy? or need a shotgun?


What if your favorite LIVING celeberty showed up at your house?

[acutekat]

I'd grab any piece of paper and a tape recorder and get his auto and audio graph


what if the celebrity you were thinking of when you were writing this spontaneously combusted when you opened up your door

[Odessa]

i wasn't really thinking of anyone at the time..and i don't really have a "favorite" celeberty. hm. i guess Nathan Fillion or Sarah Michelle Gellar would do in a pinch, mostly as i find them attractive. and if they were on my doorstep on fire, i'd likely use the hose to put them out, and treat their woudns by rubbing aloe all over thier body...slowly. I'd have to make a move quickly and reist the urge to find my handcuffs as well..


What if you opend the dor to your house, and you found yourself some place that wasn't the insideo f your house?

[acutekat]

I'd close the door re-open it again and if the other place was still there I'd check it out so long as it look interesting and could be a distraction for a day or so

[Odessa]

good call! i'd likely jump through with little thought of a plan.


what if you were a famous musician/athlete/etc type person?

[acutekat]

I probably would have killed myself in some interesting fashion by now or used my power for good and done something with this world or i would be el presidente by now

[Odessa]

kinky!


waht if you asked me soem questions, dammit?!?

[acutekat]

not kinky



and it would commformist to state questions


or would it?

[Odessa]

your logic hurts tired Vicky.


what if i coud get rid of this splinter and type better?

[acutekat]

you would pose more of a problem for my fingers and brain power


what if i went to bed like righttttt now

[Odessa]

i would join you in going to bed. not YOUR bed, but mine. your bed would ikely be mroe fun though... the stupid "being lonely" thing blows.


what ifi could get laid and stop thinking about sex?

[acutekat]

ya but im lonely here too so that kinda of sucks

and to the second question i say no

[Odessa]

ya but im lonely here too so that kinda of sucks

and to the second question i say no



to the second question? wait, was the secodn question? i is confused. or sleepy. or both.


and since it'sl ike, 2am, i think i will go to bed.

good night, good night, parting is such sorrow...




what if i stayed up?

[Ken-Chan]

then you would fall asleep and smack your head into the keyboard

what if amvhell.com was GONE!!!

[Adjacent Badger]

I would write you a letter

What if I by mistake put flour in the letter and anthrax in my cake?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would think i got anthrax sent to me and think i'll die but live
and you would laugh becuase you think i was dead but you would die

what if you gave the cake to someone else as a gift?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then I could forget all about dating them again.

What if I gave it to you.

[Ken-Chan]

i wouldn't eat it because i would be paranoid about the letter with powder in it so i would through the cake and hide in the corner

what if i saw some professional help?

[Adjacent Badger]

Seeing professional help would be of no use. You would need to GET professional help.

What if you spoke to your younger sister instead?

[Ken-Chan]

she would look at me wierd and tell me to P!$$ off

what if was a giant?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then Chiyo-chan would love to have your autograph

What is Chiyo-chan was the before mentioned younger sister?

[SV3N]

Then she would probably have good advice.

What if you were this guy...what stall would you choose?
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/1222718271704978622.jpg

[Kuwabara]

the one in front of the girl with pink hair :P

you?

[Odessa]

er.... i'll pass on the stalls, thank you :)



is peeing standing up as great as TV makes it out to be? :)

[Ken-Chan]

not in the slightest

what if it was?

[Odessa]

then i'd have to figure out peeing standing up then, wouldn't i?


What if Santa clause was your neighbor?

[BopBopBop]

then i would have a fat guy that only works one day ?a? year as a neighbour.


what if that was a difficult question?

[Tazuto]

I dont know...

what if i asked you what show your avatar was from?

[BopBopBop]

I?d say grenadier.


what if i asked the same question?

[Tazuto]

A original creation of Zuriku made for me

what if they made more fruit baskets episodes?

[Odessa]

then i'd add them to the list of things i should watch and never get around too...


What if everytime you sneezed, somone died?

[SV3N]

Then I would kill twice as many people with mine, I always sneeze twice whenever I do sneeze. It never fails

What if everytime you sneezed, 1/20 of your brain cells die?

[abyssion1337]

then we'd all die of stupidity, awesome

what if you lived next to the Hogfather

[Ken-Chan]

i wouldn't talk to him i dont like my neighbors

what if your body parts could grow back?

[abyssion1337]

who says they can't already

what if I finished my plans early and wiped out mankind?

[Ken-Chan]

i dont know i would be dead

what if abys saved the hell crew from death?

[Odessa]

then it'sl ikely cause he/she needs slave labor, or BDSM slaves. you can never tell with abyss...


What if you found out abyss was really the person you have a crush on?

[Kuwabara]

then id be like ****!!! >:(....cause abyss's info would have been right in front of me the whole time

you?

[Odessa]

well, abyss IS the person i'm crushing on, so no surprise for me really.


what if i invited everyone on this board to a birthday party, and by party i mean orgy?

[Ken-Chan]

well it would be a night to remember

what if it involved the same stuff as /0

[Jazean]

it'd be a night to repress.

what if you knew someone who had "Lepidophobia" like my sister?

[Ken-Chan]

then snakes would scare the crap out of me

what if you had Coulrophobia? like my mum

[Tazuto]

I wouldnt enjoy Cirque Du Soleil anymore

what if you had ADHD?

[SV3N]

I think I already have that.

What if everyone had ADHD?

[Tazuto]

We'd be a hyper society and ADHD will become a normal part of being human

what if they remade this game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEs2OlW25Ao

[Odessa]

it would liekly be dissapointing.



What if you woke up and had _____ attached to your body?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would look it up in an encyclopedia, trying to find out what it was.

What if it was the breadcrab?

[Divine Dragoon]

A what??


what if everything in the anime universe attacked the planet? (PLEASE my quote PLEASE!!!!!

[Tazuto]

A what??


what if everything in the anime universe attacked the planet? (PLEASE my quote PLEASE!!!!!
we be ****ed by mainly DBZ, elifien lied, and many others *is a little brain dead right now*

what if we won?

[Ionzorg]

I'm pretty sure that Yuki (from Haruhi), for the most part, would own us, so I doubt we would. If so, I think it would be proof that our bodies have evolved even above our imaginations, which would be ridiculous.

What if the brain transplant became a medical possibility?

[Adjacent Badger]

We could have McCains brain in Obamas body.

What if that came to happen, without the public knowing?

[Tazuto]

there would be another 4-8 years of republican bull****

what if the war suddenly ended

[Odessa]

Then they's be a lot of happy people.

what if we figured out why Dragon wants us to talk about his quote?

[jrazur]

we would kill ourselves

What would happen if i were a zombie

[Kuwabara]

id blow your head off with my friend's shotgun

what if ALL of us met up for 2 weeks

[Odessa]

either i'd turn you all into my sex slaves, or you'd rally together to kill me.

and fail.



What if people didn't need to sleep?

[Kuwabara]

sleep....what is this.....sleep?

do you know what vicky is babbling about?

[Odessa]

sometimes, but she can be kinda of hard to figure out. she's a bit crazy, i hear.



What if i let someoen else answer that question?

[jrazur]

it would be a first ??? ???

What if the world was round?

[Odessa]

you mean it's not!?!?! OMG HAX!!!



what if i took jrazur's cooment (it would be a first) as an insult and swore to destory him?

[jrazur]

then we could be nemesis's (Venture Brothers) and it would be interesting???


What if you ate a lot of pi?

[Odessa]

i'd get fat, depressed, and whiney aboutit. then i'd get liposuction.



What if you could have oen really awesome talent, but it had to be something very specific?

[jrazur]

then i would be a super 1337 ninja

What if chuck norris cried?

[Jazean]

we'd both have the cure for cancer and aids, and the universe would implode.

what if you got a tattoo of pi?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be a very long tattoo

what if there was a end to pi?

[abyssion1337]

no

what if you suffered from Inuyasha syndrome?

[Divine Dragoon]

I don't know

what if everything in the anime universe attacked the planet?

[Divine Dragoon]

it will be are turn to be heroes!!

what if football was illegal

[Tazuto]

then "Foot Ball" would be the main sport

what if drugs werent illegal

[Divine Dragoon]

Where is your what if??????

what if we found out who killed Kenny

[Tazuto]

my what if is right up there lol miss it?

killed him the last time or all the other times he died?

what if kenny never wore his jacket?

[Divine Dragoon]

then everybody would know has has blond hair

what if you said lions tigers and bears (but no OH MY!!)

[Tazuto]

lions and tigers and bears are all carnivores but bears are omnivores

what if i said i had a 120 IQ but only use 90

[jrazur]

then you would have 30 to have fun with

what if socks didn't have holes?

[Pink_Nipple]

then it wouldn't be your socks :P


what if you woke up in a cave tomorrow?

[jrazur]

i would be home again

What if the earth had seventy nine and a half moons made of pure jello?

[Jazean]

we'd run out of flavors and our tides would be fun.

what if the earth was made of seven nine flavors of jello?

[jrazur]

we would be walking on the fattest persons gravitational pull, because we would eat the earth

what if everyone walked on their one hand and one foot?

[Jazean]

we'd own more gloves and less shoes

what if i managed to find a question that had some form of relevance?

[jrazur]

the world would explode reform and have one survivor and give him enough time to say "I'M ALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" then the world would implode on itself creating a black hole sucking the universe into its demise

What if what i said above happened?

[Jazean]

there'd be less posting on this forum and more QQ world-wide

what if there was no QQ world-wide?

[Tazuto]

whats QQ?

what if i failed my ACT test?

[jrazur]

then you would have beaten the world because you cant fail the ACT
(QQ looks like a crying face so its used for crying or very sad etc etc)

What if tomorrow was Dec 10 2008?

[Tazuto]

id say WTF is my Wii!?

what if santa was real?

[jrazur]

then kids would be happy and elves would have high suicide rates

What if snow was made of blood?

[Tazuto]

someone somewhere would be blending people high in the sky in cold tempretures to make blood red snowflakes

what if the world ends in 2012?

[jrazur]

then the ancient people of the world would be geniuses

what if you had a bottle of sake right now?

[Tazuto]

id taste it but not drink it cause i dont drink

what if there was a way to project the images that you are thinking?

[jrazur]

the FCC would try to ban it...sadly...

What if squids ruled the world

[Tazuto]

they couldnt rule the land areas

what if i said you should get yourself an avatar picture

[jrazur]

i would think about it, but would need more consent

what if everyone spoke the same language?

[Tazuto]

what language? lol

what if it was japanese?

[BopBopBop]

We wouldn?t need the bad translated subtitles on Anime.


what if anime was illegal?

[Adjacent Badger]

We would watch it anyway.

What if the Iranian government bought all the mayor studios?

[Odessa]

THEN THEY WOULD DICATE YOUR PSOT BE MADE TO MAKE SENSE

WHAT IF I REALIZE MY CAP KEY WAS ON?

[BopBopBop]

u would turn it off.


What if Capslock was Illegal?

[Jazean]

it would be removed from keyboards and nothing would ever be OVER 9000! ever agian.

what if nothing was OVER 9000!?

[Tazuto]

to many things to say(mainly would effect economy and games)

what if there was a illion after quadrillion?

[Jazean]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000 = i believe quintillion

what if we had a post could hit a quadrillion?

[Luppi-tan]

What if Pi was exactly equal to three?

[Tazuto]

jazean: it woudl take many decades to accomplish

luppi: i dont know

what if elvis never left the building?

[Luppi-tan]

He'd still be singing.
(Sorry about not answering the previous guy's question before)
What if Cthulu really existed?

[Tazuto]

...hes that evil being right? then we would be doomed

what if they made virtual reality in the next few years?

[Luppi-tan]

They would be far behind us, because we already have Virtual Reality.
(By the way, Cthulu isn't exactly evil. His mindset is so alien to we mere mortals that we couldn't possibly fathom why he does what he does. Therefore, he cannot be judged by human standards. To him, humans are probably about as significant as insects. They have short lifespans, are pathetically fragile, and make funny screamy noises when they're stepped on. He probably just doesn't see us as anything to show concern about. The technical term I believe would be "capricious")
What if the world undestood Cthulu

[Tazuto]

we'd realize that we cant do anything to stop him

what if i said my manga collection sucks

[Luppi-tan]

I'd say that I feel bad for you, but I really don't because Luppi is a bastard like that.

[Tazuto]

i may be the actual definition of a bastard but

what if everyone was

[Divine Dragoon]

then all men are Pigs

What if Haruhi changed the universe

[Tazuto]

itd be a better place?

what if it wasnt?

[Divine Dragoon]

then It wouldn't be DUH
:D

what if ther was no what if

[Tazuto]

i dont know

what if ozzy made sense?

[Divine Dragoon]

then we wouldent

what if we fell up?

[1337uvis]

nobody would still give a ****.

what if you had the license to kill three people without any retaliation?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd use it up faster than you could blink

how about you

[SV3N]

I would have to kill the three people I hate the most.

What if everyone celebrated Christmahannahquanzica?

[Divine Dragoon]

then the world would get along better

what if you knew that i knew that you knew that you know that of what i know... did you know that?

[SV3N]

yup sure, whatever you say buddy.

what if the only thing you could say was "omolete du fromage"?

[Divine Dragoon]

then I would be eating alot of cheese omelets

what if a pie in the face came after anyone said any word

[Odessa]

I'd hope it was a banana creme pie and not a brick pie....
and learn sign languange.





What if you are really a buttefly dreaming you are a person?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be able to fly

what if there was time?

[Divine Dragoon]

Then I'd have plenty to kill

what if the rest of the world became like japan

[Odessa]

then i'd never go out for fear of gettign groped on public transit.




What if cannabalism was not a social tabboo, and was considered a delicacy?

[jrazur]

then there would be a store called McHuman King Bell (Help wanted......people......) sign in the front door

What if a lightsaber sliced (burned) all the hair on your body but did not hurt you at all?

[Odessa]

i'd market it a hair removel product and make millions.




What if everyone had a light saber?

[jrazur]

Then no one would be special

What if breathing cost money?

[Kuwabara]

the person charging us would be murdered

what if you had to pay to use the bathroom

[jrazur]

their are places you do, its retarded, if i gotta go i gotta go if you know what i mean...

What if everyone you hated died?

[Odessa]

hm, i can't think of anyone i hate, so likely not much.



What if super powers came in a over the counter pill?

[jrazur]

You would: loose sex drive, be bald, have constipation, have RFS (Random Farting Syndrom), gain weight, and have yellow fingers because of the side effects

what if you could only see the color white and and everything else was black

[Divine Dragoon]

That would be sooooo cool!!!

what if a wood chuck could chuck some wood

[jrazur]

then chuck would have some wood to play with

what if the cake is a lie?

[Odessa]

then we'd make do with cup cake,s i guess.


what if you could have your own apartment with no rent, but had to have domo-kun as a roommate?

[BopBopBop]

i would gladly live there.


What if cookies were poisonous?

[Odessa]

then ninja's would have a tasty new weapon of doom.


What if Pirates defeated ninja's in a decisive battle for supremacy?

[Divine Dragoon]

Then it would be Pirates Vs Samurai's

what if life as we know it is just like the plot ending of star ocean till the end of time (I didn't see that comming)

[Odessa]

dammit, how am i suppsoed to answer this if i dont' know the ending?! what kind of question is that?!?

[Divine Dragoon]

dammit, how am i suppsoed to answer this if i dont' know the ending?! what kind of question is that?!?



life as we know it was a AI program like sim city on the computer we were just a computer made TV show in the real world that becam aware Boggels the mind huh?

what if you knew the plot befor i told you

[Ken-Chan]

then i could pretend to be psychic and make a fortune telling the future

what if you where the director

[Luppi-tan]

I'd write a completely different storyline

What if Boogie-kun and Anju were real?

[Ken-Chan]

then they would be Japanese and i would probably never meet them

what if alchemy was real (the full metel type of alchemy)

[Luppi-tan]

Then that would be kick ass.

What if George Bush turned out to be in cahoots with Osama Bin Laden after all?

[Ken-Chan]

since i'm aussy i'll laugh a little and call bush an idiot

what if he would be killed for it

[Luppi-tan]

I would thank America's lucky stars.

What if Aizen and Kenpachi got into a fight?

[Ken-Chan]

as kool as kenpachi is he would die

what if ichigo went full on hollow and started killing people

[Luppi-tan]

He would have to face the entirety of the Vizard, who feel no particular camaraderie towards him.

What if Ichigo learned how to do a Gran Rey Cero?

[Ken-Chan]

then that would be awsome

what if Orihime confessed her love for ichigo and then there was the first sex scene for bleach

[Luppi-tan]

Well, I would only watch it if they added Rukia into it... nah. I would watch it anyhow.

What would you do if I sang out of tune

[Ken-Chan]

i would sing out of tune with you

what if you couldn't stop laughing for one whole day

[Luppi-tan]

I'd probably die of suffocation

What if there was a machine that could teach you all the secrets of the known Universe?

[Ken-Chan]

i would let it teach me then once i know all i would smash it so no one else could ever know

what if earth exploded

[Odessa]

well, i'd be dead, so what do i care?


What if i did care?

[Ken-Chan]

then you wouldn't be dead you must be on mars or a ship escaping from the rest of us now dead

what if the sun when out

[Odessa]

then i'd call the repairman and order a new one.



What if a large comet flew overheard and it's magnetic waves (cough) wiped out all computers on earth?

[Ken-Chan]

then it's back to writing letters

what if santa was real

[Odessa]

(psh, ask a what if question).

[Ken-Chan]

i did i did i modifyed

[Odessa]

then i'd ask him what the significance he has with the birth of Jesus christ, as i've enver udnerstood that connection. stupid religion...


What if there was no religion?

[Ken-Chan]

then we would find something else to kill each other over

what if christianity took over the world?

[Odessa]

i'd begin the revolution.


What if i made you join me?

[Kuwabara]

depends...

can i be a fighter pilot? is so...then id be ok :P

what if i had god powers?

[Ken-Chan]

then the revolution would be quick

what if i was the god of war

[Odessa]

i'd have to be the goddes of love to seduce you to do my bidding.


what if you could make your day dreams and fantasies coem true?

[Ken-Chan]

well i would be the happiest person alive
wait that means you and bulbasaur would.........ha.....ha...ha :-[


what if i was Hercules so i could die but super strong

[Divine Dragoon]

Id bring out the "Light Fifty" and nail you a mile away

what if i went back in time to the 1800 with a arsenal of heavy weapons and took control of the planet then

[Ken-Chan]

then you would be close to a god

what if died of the plague

[Divine Dragoon]

I don't know who IF is haha

what if we could spell by thinking and not typing

[Ken-Chan]

i would still find a way to get it wrong

what if we were all telepathic?

[Divine Dragoon]

Then you would know my answer

what if we all could fly

[Ken-Chan]

then mother nature would be better off and i could visit all the hell crew

what if you flew naked

[Divine Dragoon]

Then they would call me the streak (Boogity!! Boogity!!) old song dont ask

[Kuwabara]

Then they would call me the streak (Boogity!! Boogity!!) old song dont ask


I REMEMBER THAT SONG!!!...wed listen to it and all of the other Ray Steven's songs!! ;D

...at least i think that is his name

what if Zarxrax paid for all of us to meet up?

[Ken-Chan]

then it would cost him a fortune and i would have to get a passport

what if i was an old geezer

[Divine Dragoon]

the we would be talking to an old fart??

what if we could meet on the international space station wouldnt that be so kick ass!!!

[Ken-Chan]

that would be awsome zero G i wonder wat sex is like in zero gravity

what if you could do that

EDIT: this was my 1000 post hurray for me happy days happy days yay yay yay

[Divine Dragoon]

well it is possible haha the firs baby conseved in space hahah youd never liv that down

I want to go to space at least 1ce befor i died to to say iv been up there

what if mech's were real (mad cat for me!!)

[Ken-Chan]

it would be a more dangerous world

what if vampires where real

[Tazuto]

van helsing woud become real and MANY people would willingly join the vampires

what if werewolves were real

[Ken-Chan]

i would be willing to become one

what if giants where real

[Luppi-tan]

We'd all be in trouble.

What if your mom started dating Cthulu?

[Odessa]

I'd ask what happened to my dad....


What if your dad started dating Cthulu?

[Ken-Chan]

run, run and hide

what if Cthulu started dating you

[Odessa]

well, he'd have to do to learn to open up about his feelings in a way i could comprehend. also: i'd make millions by starting up an authentic tentlecle porn site.



What if you had a subscription to THAT site? :)

[Ken-Chan]

i world be scared and aroused mostly aroused but then scared

what if it became the most popular site in the world

[Tazuto]

then that would mean about 90% of the population would have to like it

what if this site became the most famous site

[Ellen Feiss]

then we would be famous

what if this site was never born?

[Tazuto]

then we would be famous

what if this site was never born?

then amv hell would have to not exsist and anime wouldnt be as fun...*watches amv hell 4 to hink of more ideas for his hell vid*

what if i was successful in making my own hell video?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would watch it and wait for awesomeness

what if it was bad and put shame upon the hells?

[Luppi-tan]

Then I would curse your very name

What if Vampires really did exist?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would want and try to get bittin

[Luppi-tan]

You didn't ask a question.

What if the person above you was... insane?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would feel at home

what if i was the only insane one

[Luppi-tan]

Then I would wholeheartedly agree with you.

What if Yachiru was also insane?

[Ken-Chan]

then we could have an insane time

what if you liked the taste of human flesh

[Odessa]

then my love of cooking and murder would fianlyl find a common ground.


What if yo uwere born with all the knowledge you needed and didn't need to go to school?

[Ken-Chan]

then i wouldn't go to school and i would start a business at the age of 10 and be a multi millionaire at the age of 15 then retire at 30 and live the rest of my days free

what if you where never able to retain knowledge

[Odessa]

psh, i am already there! i work minimum wage or in porn, yadda yadda.


what if you could eat anything?

[Ken-Chan]

i'd eat you (bad joke)
well i would eat lots of unique and weird food but no animal penis

what if you were eternally hungry

[abyssion1337]

you'd be tantalus

what if you people were bettered versed in mythology?

[Ken-Chan]

i like mythology i would be happy

what if cyborgs were made

[Tazuto]

theyd have to find a way for them not to cheat on tests

what if the world was like ghost in the shell

[Ken-Chan]

that would be cool i would want to be a hacker

what if i asked what would you do in that world

[Tazuto]

most likly be a cyborg

what if the world was like LOTD

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be Lord Of The Darkness and rain hell on earth

what if you were my underling

[Odessa]

i'd be Thuringrath... kick ass vampire witch who plans on betraying you, but gets killed by those pesky legendary heroes before she can complete her raising of a vampire army. (i is a goddes of ancient LOTR cannon lol).


What if you were turned into a dog?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would go barking up the wrong tree (pun intended)

what if you where a cat

[Tazuto]

(when i said LOTD i meant legend of the dragoon)
i would be happy if i was livign with 3 teenage girls that would love me forever

what if you were a turtle

[Ken-Chan]

i would want to be a snapping turtle so i can bite stuff

what if you where an elephant

[Tazuto]

i wouldnt forget

what if everyone here lived in the same neighborhood?

[Kuwabara]

then some of us would be at vicky's....alot.... ;) :P

what if you knew vicky in real life?

[Ken-Chan]

that would be awsome i think i could join here legion of weird friends quite easily

what if she rejected you

[Ionzorg]

...:'(

What if she unexpectedly showed up at your house with a smile and baked treats in tow?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id say Baked goods Yah!!!

what if I could think of a what if

[Tazuto]

that would be amazing

what if we all somehow ended up working together at an anime convention

[Ken-Chan]

i would be scared at what the universe can do

what if "THE SECRET" was real

[abyssion1337]

oh it is

what if Colin succeeded

[Ken-Chan]

then someone would fail

what if no one failed

[abyssion1337]

it would be bad

what if you know who Colin was and how bad his success would be to the world

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be able to laugh at someones failure

what if comedy didn't exist

[Divine Dragoon]

the world would be vary vary sad place to be

what if abyss really had a face

[Kuwabara]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff308/AlaskaFin/oh_look.jpg

abyss is on the right :P

what if... that was abyss :P

[Ken-Chan]

then i would try and eat abys the cupcake

what if cupcakes had mouths

[Divine Dragoon]

that would be scary really scary

what if Odessa was a vampire

[Ken-Chan]

i'd let her suck my blood

what if i had no blood

[Divine Dragoon]

then Id be the mummy haha

what if there were mummy's in aussei land ( I don't want to try to spell australleia AHHH you made me do it!)

[Ken-Chan]

australleia

FAIL


hmmm The legend of the Australian mummy
the mummy down under
outback mummy
aussie mummy
nope the movie titles suck

what if you thought of a good title

[Divine Dragoon]

Id call it "The return of Steve Irwin!"

what if that happend

[Ken-Chan]

i dont know but a mummy saying crikey would be awesome

what if there was no more hentai

[Divine Dragoon]

Id kill my self

what if CATGIRLS WERE REAL!!!!!

[Ken-Chan]

i would be in heaven there so cute with the tight...............yer
and the way their .............. mmmmm
ow and that nice round............ owww baby

ummmm give me a few minutes i have some googling to do ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

what if google wasn't real

[Ken-Chan]

then i would use yahoo for my image viewing

what if porn was illegal world wide

[Divine Dragoon]

the under ground resistance would be massive

what if youo mama was so fat Jaba the Hut said "DAMNNN!!!"

[Ken-Chan]

i would leave her :D

what if you were so skinny when u turn sidewards people cant see you

[Divine Dragoon]

Id be the worlds best spy

what if your moma was so stupid she spent all day saying are not to R2?

[Ken-Chan]

point and laugh

what if you mum was so dumb she bashed her head against urs constantly

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd be as smart as you

what if ben knobie looked at your mama and said "that's no moon!"

[Ken-Chan]

then i would tell him to turn around

what if you went boom

[Divine Dragoon]

Baby made a boom boom!!! hahaha!!!

what if you were the baby?

[Adjacent Badger]

I'd throw porridge at you.

What if J-list started selling dairy products?

[Tazuto]

then it would go bad before you get it

(edit ohi didnt realize she used that one)
what if this were all a dream?

[Odessa]

then i'd kill him for repeating the same joke twice.


what if rachel hadn't left me alone in her basement with only her dog and a computer?

[Tazuto]

you wouldnt be in a basement with her dog and a computer?

what if i asked how long your hair is?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't answer

what if god was one of us?

[Tazuto]

who knows

what if the second coming of jesus came in 2012?

[abyssion1337]

it'll probably coincide with the end of the world

[Odessa]

if god was one of us, he'd likely be the guy who goes nuts and shoots up a Mcdonalds for a ..99 cent cheeseburger.



what if God was put on trial for crimes agaisnt humanity?

[Divine Dragoon]

He'd lose in a land side

How would you have god executed

[abyssion1337]

he'd have to execute himself

what if god made a sandvitch so big that he himself couldn't finish it?

[Ken-Chan]

he would throw it out he wouldn't want to share it with us bastards

what if he had no were to throw it

[Luppi-tan]

He'd give it to Satan as an act of goodwill on Christmas.

What if Satan said that he didn't like that kind of sandwich?

[abyssion1337]

he'd invade

what if Jiub was evil

[Ken-Chan]

it would be a sad day for us all

what if babies had horns when they were young

[Luppi-tan]

Then we'd all die, because they'd be Diclonii

What if babies were actually a superintelligent alien race

[abyssion1337]

didn't they make a movie about this

what if you were a giant book?

[Ken-Chan]

i would laugh at the little books

what if you had no arms

[abyssion1337]

I'd strangle you with my feet

what if the cake was a lie?

[Odessa]

we'd make do with cupcakes instead.



what if you actually got everything on your christmas list each year, regarldess of how long the list was?

[abyssion1337]

this question reminds me of Hogfather, I'll answer it with another question

what good is a god that gives you everything you want?

[Odessa]

he's good in my book! sign me up for that religion. what's it called?



and sicne my question wans't answered:

what if you actually got everything on your christmas list each year, regarldess of how long the list was?

[Useful]

I'd be pretty busy trying to give all the stuff to charity. I make a good long list with the expectation of only getting some of it, so I'd be kind of overwhelmed.

You know, you can argue about the existence of a god (or gods) until the cows come home, but as long as there's someone who is willing to believe, the rest of us are actually worse off: they already know what to believe in, we have to spend a whole bunch of time wondering.

By the way, I'm a Deist with a self-made philosophy, so don't bother trying to convert me. I'm too individualistic to completely believe what anyone tells me.

Got any non-Christians here?

[Ken-Chan]

yep ME
i would like there to be an afterlife and a god but i just cant see how it is possible and we evolved from apes we wern't made and then there is the big bang to many questions

what if it was eternal darkness when we died

[Luppi-tan]

I'm not Christian. I'm Pagan.

[Odessa]

I'm um, something. I was born/raised Catholic, but i was sorta kicked out of religion for liking girls and such. since then, i've tried being a buddhist, jewish, Mormon, and others. i've kind of made up my own religion of one part Christinaity, one part Shinto-ism, and one part of my own understanding of faith/religion. it's complicated, to say the least lol.

essentually, i believe that multiple Gods; more than you can count. However, gods are not all powerful as a Christian god, but vary in power depending on the number of followers. the key tenant is that god did not create mankind, but mankind created the gods with faith.



what if there was only one religion that everyoen fully beleived in?

[Ken-Chan]

then it would be a sad world with less wars

and you thinking about there power relies on belief thats a lot like old Japanese beliefs and there is a god for practically every little thing

[Odessa]

^ exactly; that's the shinto (or Japanese religion) part :)




What if the old greek/roman/norse/etc gods were all real and active in daily life as the stories say they were?

[Useful]

Then read Pyramids! by Terry Pratchett. It's actually about the Egyptian gods, not the Greek ones, but whatever.

I think it'd be pretty fun. With the standard promiscuity of a Greek god, we'd have demigods all over the place by now... that would be interesting (starts thinking about the part-Veela girls from Harry Potter).

Yeah, the idea that belief creates gods is shared by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. On that note, read Small Gods by Terry Pratchett and American Gods by Neil Gaiman.

What if we all had a bit of a god in us? Which one do you think it would be?

[Odessa]

that would be nice if we all had a bit of a god/goddes in us. i'd hope for a god of Wind, water, love, or time... and likely get something like herding, or hunting.

what if humans were the pets of large cat girls?

[Issitheus]

1. Catgirls would instantly lose their fappability.
2. That would be ****ing awesome.

What if I was a catgirl?

[Ken-Chan]

hmm hard choice i have no idea wateva i felt like the time

what if you could choose to be any greek god

[Divine Dragoon]

Id be Kratos

whai if I dissapeard

[Kuwabara]

Id be Kratos

whai if I dissapeard


id find you and kick yo ass!!

what if you had superpowers

[Divine Dragoon]

id find you and kick yo ass!!


ull have to dig me up :D

Id blow up the earth

waht if you were my arch rival