[abyssion1337]

I'd shoot you

what if you weren't who you say you are?

[DaMetzger]

Then I'd be someone else.

What if I posted moar?

[Marco_1989]

Then you would soon have no life

What if that happened?

[DaMetzger]

Then I'd be unable to kill myself, cause "How can you kill that which has no life?"

What if you played WoW?

[Marco_1989]

Hmm.. Then I would be a WoW-er .. I guess ..

What if I was?

[DaMetzger]

You'd be double the no-lifer.

What if that happened?

[Marco_1989]

Double negative = positive, so I guess I would be back having a life again

Is that a bit to radical?

[1337uvis]

No, it's very logical. While playing WoW you'd forget about these forums and after a while youd get bored by WoW so you'd have a life again! :D
what if you spent some 600$ on WoW? :O

[Marco_1989]

Then you would have no life

What if my Bleach only takes up to 12gb of space, instead of your 28gb?

[1337uvis]

means you either don't have all of the episodes or you are content with watching low quality crap.
What if that was the case?

[Marco_1989]

I got all episodes, the first few were AVI format so its more than 12gb but less than 28 since I stopped with AVI a while ago and download RMVB now, since it requires less space, and the quality isn't isn't low crap :P

What if you have to wait 99 days for Bleach?

[1337uvis]

that i do not, i said hours. But if i did, i'd just find another torrent
what if ...um... ****, i goota go to work tomorrow? what if that sucks?

[Marco_1989]

You said hours, I said days. What does it matter? ^^ :P

I guess it does suck. I won't have to go anymore this summer. The last 2 weeks just relax and home alone. What if that doesn't suck?

[1337uvis]

as i recall, being home alone CAN NOT suck! :D
what if you hold a party huh? but then again i remember finding going to a party somewhere else when i was home alone. (So i could come home wasted)

[abyssion1337]

what if we weren't immune

[DaMetzger]

to what?

What if you could drink as much as you wanted without getting drunk?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I wouldn't.

What if an ogre proposed to you?

[Issitheus]

Hey! Don't talk like that about my wife!

What if I wasn't already married?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your not. Well not in the real world anyway....

What if hot dogs could talk?

[abyssion1337]

I still wouldn't eat them

We can dance if you want to?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

WHAT IF DAMNIT?!??!

[abyssion1337]

well then

what if?

[DaMetzger]

Then yes.

What if not?

[Ionzorg]

Then one would wager in-keeping with the tone of the request, I suspect.

As in NO!

What if you lol'd?

[abyssion1337]

I didn't

what if i hadn't come back?

[DaMetzger]

Noone would care. Just because we're cynical, emotionless bastards.

What if we had feelings deep down?

[Pink_Nipple]

then we wouldn't kill lolcats anymore.

What if you had a lolcat?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would lol at it.
What if slushies werent cold?

[DaMetzger]

They wouldn't be slushies anymore.

What if your answer had nothing to do with my what if question?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

What?

What if people could do 1600000 back flips in a row?

[1337samus]

Then they would be very dizzy afterwards.


What if 4kids did hentai?

[DaMetzger]

They'd have to change their name to 4adults

What if porn was allowed on TV?

[1337uvis]

It is, only after a certain hour.
what if... i don't know, you drank too much wine?

[Ellen Feiss]

the day i drink too much wine is when i meet haruhi....wait..is that haruhi now
yep i drank too much(falls over)

wat if haruhi was real?

[Issitheus]

We'd be SCREWED.

What if Ellen was a mod instead?

[1337uvis]

there wouldn't be much modding going on with his online time
what if the shoutbox becomes a great success? (secondary question : won't the forums start getting more and more neglected?)

[Issitheus]

It seems that since I became a mod the entire site has become neglected... odd.

And it should be a great success, just difficult to moderate.

What if the entire site becomes neglected?

[1337uvis]

someone might have done the impossible, but i don't think that is gonna happen anythime soon.
What if Hell /0 brings even more "new meat" to the forums?

[abyssion1337]

we'll tear them apart

what if bender was 500 feet tall?

[Luppi-tan]

We'd have a lot less beer.

What if the cake wasn't a lie?

[abyssion1337]

whoa you can't ask that, it's like dividing by zero

what if you divided by zero?

[Marco_1989]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1323/1433529629_4c1f775559.jpg

^ What if you were that guy?

[abyssion1337]

I'd run

what if I ran

[Marco_1989]

You would fall.. and the hole would suck you in..

What if you want that to happen?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you all

what if you had a chocolate dick that ejaculates money?

[Useful]

Uh... I'd never take a shower so it wouldn't melt. Because that would SUCK.

What if Issitheus turned his name back to blue?

[DaMetzger]

He'd be a mod no more.

What if abyss was a mod?

[The Ever Strange Look]

It would be best not to be described.

What if english was reversed?

[Ionzorg]

.agnam gnidaer erew ew fi sa gnihtyreve daer tsuj d'ew...esac taht nI ?siht ekil ,naem uoy od tahW
.ti ot desu teg d'ew ,regaw I ,dab oot eb t'ndluoW

^ ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu ~desu...

What if I put a "1337" in my name? Just to shake things up?

[DaMetzger]

You'd loose all my respect.

What If I really meant it?

[abyssion1337]

I thought you did

what if I was a vampire?

[DaMetzger]

You'd suck.

What if you were a werewolf?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then...no moar sleep!? NO!!!

What if you had a nuclear bomb?

[abyssion1337]

I'd set up you the bomb

what if I did that?

[Luppi-tan]

I'd have to stop you, you vile fiend!

What if I was an orangutan faced half-fiend with tooth covered arms growing out of my ears and three sets of bat wings?

[Pink_Nipple]

I hope you are. (**** i want to kill him)

What if Abyss became an Otaku God?

[Ionzorg]

(S)he would be the only one with that ranking for a LONG time, I wager. Unless, of course, a challenger appeared... :o

What if I was that challenger?

[abyssion1337]

hmm, that would be interesting

what if zarx actually made otaku god?

[Ionzorg]

I would be happy for you, and just generally pleased, because it would be cool. :P

What if Zarx never visited the site, thus never heard our suggestions or ramblings?

[Mawelli]

Then i woudnt be too suprized

What if I jumped of a cliff?

[abyssion1337]

we would mourn your passing

what if we played the vikings in soccer?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You would get pillaged.

What if Kenya would win all the medals at the next olympics?

[Filleffs]

It would have been the most drastic improvement in winter sports ever

what if I won all the gold medals?

[DaMetzger]

You'd still fail hard during the anti-doping test.

What if all that illegal stuff became legal on the next olympics?

[Pink_Nipple]

then i'd become a sportsman.

What if you were a policeman and caught me yelling : "IT'S ALL LEGAL, MAN!!!" ?

[kyo99]

I say it "cool brother"

What happen it I would develop mind control powers?

[abyssion1337]

you're English is like that of a lolcat, of course I don't fault you for it

what if I did?

[Marco_1989]

You would be a mindless, selfish bastard ...

What if I actually think you were right?

[DaMetzger]

About what?

What if AMV Hell 0/0 turns out to be even worse what 0?

[Luppi-tan]

I'd say I wasn't that surprised.

What if the apocalypse came tomorrow?

[DaMetzger]

Today would by my last day before tomorrow.

What if you could casue an apocalypse yourself?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then apocalypse would come from my kitchen.

What if you, knowing that, were invited to come and eat with me_

[DaMetzger]

I wouldn't have to witness the apocalypse cause I'd be dead first.

What if you could perform fatalities like in Mortal Kombat?

[Adjacent Badger]

I would have to rethink my approach to domestic politics

What if Ralph Nader could perform such fatalities

[abyssion1337]

He'd be president in a second

What if I was president?

[Adjacent Badger]

Then you would have to get a life

What if you were a candidate for the Nobel Price for Litterature {questionmark}

[abyssion1337]

I'd be so happy, I love writing

What if you could find the question mark?

[Adjacent Badger]

I'd be a little less tempted to wreck this borrowed computer

What if it was yours!

[abyssion1337]

I'd shoot you before that happened

What if you checked the person under me where I told you where it was?

[Luppi-tan]

I'd have a few choice words for you.

What if Raptor Jesus is really still alive somewhere?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill him

what if everyone looked like their avatar?

[Marco_1989]

Then I would have 6 faces :P 6 hot faces though

Weird, right?

[Luppi-tan]

Yeah, but I'd be sexier.

What if the real world turned into an anime world?

[The Ever Strange Look]

All girls would be attractive. The good guys would get the hot ones first and aliens would invade.

Does that sound like a good idea to you?

[Luppi-tan]

Yes, it does sound like a good idea.

What would ya do if I sang outta tune?

[rawr_rawr]

covers my ears and run away

what if we were married?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then you would be MY SLAVE.

What if you were a slave actually?

[abyssion1337]

oh it's hard to say; lot's of wacky things could happen

what if I wasn't so awesome?

[The Ever Strange Look]

The global economy would collapse, oil prices will be over $100 and the Chinese would have the Olympics.

...oh...wait...

Too much?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you fail.

What if I showed up more often?

[The Ever Strange Look]

Ice Cream would be more availible.

Question is, what type of ice cream?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you fail again.

WHAT IF water was pee?

[Pink_Nipple]

WHAT IF?
I mean, you drink water -> you pee.
Water = pee

What if you had a doggirl?

[Luppi-tan]

I'd have to question my own sanity.

What if I actually believed that I was sane to begin with?

[abyssion1337]

and jesus was like omfg wallhax

What if Satan didn't go to heaven?

[The Ever Strange Look]

I thought he didn't make it there in the first place. He should be on his belly crawling on the floor, least that is where he should be.

What if people's Bible knowledge wasn't so lax?

[abyssion1337]

it wouldn't be as much of a problem if it wasn't the fact that it's the religious groups that are so lacking in knowledge

what if that made more sense?

[The Ever Strange Look]

Then the FSM shall come forth and touch all with his many noodly appendages.

Will you be first?

[abyssion1337]

maybe

What if the world ended with you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It won't.

What if dogs ate each other for pleasure?

[abyssion1337]

they'd go extinct

what if I was Cthulu?

[rawr_rawr]

i'd worship you

what if i killed your family?

[abyssion1337]

I would instill fear in your hear

what if I did that?

[rawr_rawr]

i wouldn't care really

what if i was your father?

[abyssion1337]

I'd have killed you last year

What if you were a cat?

[rawr_rawr]

i would love it

what if you owned me?

[abyssion1337]

lol, if you have to ask then I already do

what if zarx finally made me otaku god?

[rawr_rawr]

you would be very happy

what if we died in 20.8 seconds?

[abyssion1337]

I'd take you with me

what if I (verb)?

[rawr_rawr]

i would vomit all over you

what if i touched you in a special place?

[abyssion1337]

I'd kill you

what if you were a spy crab?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'd walk sideways?

What if I didn't play Oblivion ALL day?

[abyssion1337]

what if you did?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I still wouldnt get any closer to finishing it.
THAT GAME IS HUGE!

What if I turned our world into the world of Oblivion?

[abyssion1337]

it would suck morrowind was better

what if it wasn't?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It wasn't.

What if it wasn't?

[Luppi-tan]

It would be extremely redundant

What if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?

[Pink_Nipple]

That would be as terrible as a woodchuck that could chuck wood.

What if your catgirl committed suicide?

[abyssion1337]

she loves me too much for that

what if you were a bullet?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then i would have my own theory


What if you were a mole?

[abyssion1337]

I'd dig holes

what if you were hanged from a tree?

[Filleffs]

I would hope it was a bonsai tree

what if it was a big strong oak?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be dead

what if I started killing?

[1337samus]

I would die.


What if i became a zombie afterwards?

[abyssion1337]

I'd shoot you in the head

what if you were on fire?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I would suffer burns.

What if you had to bring me to the hospital?

[abyssion1337]

uh ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire

what if they could?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then they would be super ninjas!

What if you were offered a job as a ninja?

[acutekat]

id take it


what if i dissapeared for 3 months then immediatly started posting agian

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Oh my goodness hes alive!

What if I actually missed you?

[acutekat]

i would be astounded


am i astounded

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I don't know.
Are you?

[abyssion1337]

what if you realized this was the 'what if' thread

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

****!
sorry....
What if you forgave me?

[Pink_Nipple]

You'd be alive.

What if you were immortal?

[SV3N]

I would have to make sure not to get into the dead zone

what if you were immortal and fell into the dead zone?

[Jazean]

i'd pray i have by RPG books and an ample supply of paper and writing utensils, cause i have a feeling i'd be in there for a long time.

what if you opened that dead zone?

[SV3N]

Find Garlic Jr. and force him to tell me how to get out of it.

What if Hilary actually became our 1st female president?

[abyssion1337]

nothing

what if something?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ran over my foot? I'd scream.

What if we?

[abyssion1337]

what if we what?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Idk.

What if jdhjhewdbwejebas?

[abyssion1337]

the we ewofjlvang

what if joewajgslgowajge?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

holy man I don't even know what I could do!

What if your weiner fell off?

[Ellen Feiss]

i would kill myself

wat if i was an anime character?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know

what if you asked an original question?

[Ionzorg]

We'd all get an original answer.

What if we let the goblins play?

[abyssion1337]

they'll get eaten by the troll in my backyard

what if they were orcs instead? orc

[Odessa]

Your troll isn't too smart, so he's probalby eat them too.

What if God really was one of us?

[abyssion1337]

well that's an easy one, have you ever seen Dogma?

What if you just pretended that was a what if question so that the conversation actually progresses?

[DaMetzger]

"Yes, I've seen Dogma" would've been my answer.

What if you combined Eddie Izzard and Jeff Dunham?

[abyssion1337]

you'd have negated Eddie Izzard's funnyness, Jeff Dunham sucks

what if he didn't?

[Jazean]

there'd be more puppets and less lotion

are you Rhode Island bound?

[Odessa]

No I left Rhode Island and headed to Saskatchewan :)

What if you noticed the form for this thread?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

YOU LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN!
or is that a joke?

What if you answered me?

[Odessa]

Then this topic wouldn't be dead anymore. And I live in Avon MA, near Boston...the saskatchewan was a joke from the muppets :)


What if all the rain drops were gum drops?

[DaMetzger]

People would sitck together in public transport.
...

What if people actually laughed at my horrible puns?

[Odessa]

then the world would be a better place, ruled by our cybrog overloads.


what if I made any sense?

[DaMetzger]

You'd stop being a woman.

What if that sounded chauvinist?

[Odessa]

Then I'd slaughter you and your family in the most effeminate way possibly, and psot pictures on the internet to show a warning that feminists mean business.


What if we really had equality on this mud ball of a planet?

[abyssion1337]

Impossible to answer: That even can't happen

what if I wasn't evil?

[Odessa]

Then you'd be a lot less fun in the bed room ;)


What if I revealed abyss's gender?

[DaMetzger]

You'd destroy one of this forum's memes.

What if you left these forums?

[abyssion1337]

you'd all be sad

what if I didn't shoot the sheriff?

[DaMetzger]

There wouldn't be a song about it now.

What if Darth Vader was your father?

[IMPhill]

Then I'll be Ankian Skywalker now, wouldn't I? Hmmm, interesting.

What if Anime wasn't this popular???

[abyssion1337]

I'd be in a sad minority

what if you were in a minority?

[Odessa]

I am in a minority ;)


What if we had demons, magic, pokemon, etc, in the real world?

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome

[Odessa]

maybe, but we'd all likely be dead.

what if abyss had asked a question?

[Odessa]

then i guess someone else would have answered it.


what if Kuwabara's sister visited these forums?

[abyssion1337]

I don't really care about his sister, nor do I know him that well

what if I did?

[Odessa]

then i'd have to kill her for your affections.

what if other people posted in this topic?

[DaMetzger]

It would be less boring.

What if people actually cared about tihs topic?

[Odessa]

then i wouldn't feel so silly for posting in it.

What if you could teleport?

[DaMetzger]

I'd end up visitng all kinds of silly places.

What if I teleported into your room? :P

[Odessa]

I imagine something out of bible black would happen :/

How would i know it's you if you did teleport in here?

[DaMetzger]

You've seen my pic. Two of them. And they creeped you out. I wonder why ::)

What if you had a gun?

[Odessa]

oh yes, you're creepy guy.

if i had a gun, it would be a nerf or water gun, as I don't care for guns. swords and morning stars, however...


what if you teleported into maweli's room?

[abyssion1337]

Trust me if I had teleportatoin powers I wouldn't be going to Maweli's room

[Odessa]

oh? is there someone's else room you would teleport into, love?

What if you were in prison?

[abyssion1337]

I'd use that handy teleportation power to not be in prison any more

what if it didn't work?

[Odessa]

then i'd find the alpha bitch and play nice :)

What if you trapped on a dessert island?

[abyssion1337]

I'd eat up

what if it was a desert island?

[Odessa]

then i'd kick your smart ass :)

What if people had tails?

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome

what if "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

[Odessa]

well, then w'ed be rather ****ed.

What if you posted in the other topic?

[abyssion1337]

I do

what if soccer ball?

[Odessa]

er, ah....goal?

what if you asked an actua lquestion, goof?

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

what if I started using answers as well?

[DaMetzger]

That would be a welcome addition.

What if Abass and Oh, Dessa! never met?

[Odessa]

eh? Well, Odessa and Abyss have emt several times, as is theat isn't painfully obvious. if abass and Oh, Dessa, never meet...it...sucks to be them?

What if people in this topic made sense to me?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't be terribly surprised

what if my head fell off?

[DaMetzger]

I'd play soccer with it.

What if people actually played soccer with severed heads?

[Odessa]

Then I wouldn't have played soccer, for one thing. :/

What if i became compleatly healthy?

[DaMetzger]

You'd be travelling all over the world.

What if you were completely sane to boot? ;)

[Odessa]

if i...were sane? (shudders) I probably would have listened to my father and become a librarian, and still be living in Avon (shudder.)


What if kill you for that horrible, horrible picture?

[DaMetzger]

You'd never be able to get rid of the image of my grinning face from your mind.

What if I actually looked that way on a daily basis?

[Odessa]

then you would never ge laid. Ever.

What if i didn't bring sex into every topic?

[DaMetzger]

You wouldn't be yourself.

What if you had a rocket car?

[Odessa]

I can't drive, so i'd sell it on ebay.

What if you were on the Democratic ticket instead of Biden?

[Ionzorg]

I would have American citizenship, and also...probably do fairly well. I'm an excellent debator, and I hear it's almost impossible to truly dislike me. I should really get into politics. :P

What if we found out that Vicky was Hillary Clinton, and how would you then feel about her?

[Kuwabara]

I should really get into politics. :P

NOOO!!!!....your a nice guy....i hate politictions.....

as for vicky being hillary....id say that there was NO CHANCE IN HELL that id vote for her...vicky's nice....and i like her as a freind....but i dont think someone as crazy as vicky should be the president of the United States :P

what if you became president?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be surprised since I didn't run for president



What if we found out that Vicky was Hillary Clinton, and how would you then feel about her?
*brandishes pipe wrench* how dare you even suggest such a thing

what if he didn't?

[Ionzorg]

I'd probably be a better person on the whole...I realize now that I made a bit of an insult towards abyss, possibly major depending on how much abyss actually cares. Either way, you have my apologies; I wouldn't want to be dating either of the Clintons, for that matter... :-\

What if Obama gets shot before he's even inaugurated?

[Odessa]

Then President Biden is going to have more problems than before.


And not for nothing, I like Hillary Clinton... :/

and not to scare people, but I have considered going back to school for "public administration" and get into politics... if you see President DeMinico on the ticket, you'll know I did it ;)


What if all the clothing in the world dissapeared, and people had to go around naked?

[SV3N]

What a world that would be....

what if you could get rid of one person in the world, but it must be a person you have met in person, who would it be?

[Jazean]

his name is Eric, and i believe, world peace and the end to all things bad would be the result.

what if you owned a monkey?

[Ken-Chan]

i would teach it to fight and have monkey battles YAAAAAA

what if the monkey kicked my ass then yours, then your mums on saturday?

[Kuni Linguist]

I would capture it and force it to watch carrot top live right after polly shore does stand up comedy with a nude ben aflick.

What if you had te chance to be in anime and eventually create your own anime world but you had to start in excel saga as a constantly dieing person?

[Ionzorg]

Well, not only would I evidently have the chance to be in anime, etc, but I would also know what life is like after death, and what it feels like to die, and there's just a whole world of possibilities. It'd hurt, though.

What if Bill Cosby said the same ridiculous crap that we're accustomed to, but he had a voice like James Earl Jones?

[Kuni Linguist]

his career would have ended many years ago and many children would have never been on his "kids say the darndest thing" show and he wouldn't be half as easy to make fun of.

What if everytime you made a racist joke you would become that race for 24 hours?

[Odessa]

then the world would be a better place.


what if if we actually had the future sci-fi technology we always see from movies and televesion?

[abyssion1337]

we do but they just never got around to telling you

what if you had a hotel in your foot?

[Odessa]

then i would likely have to cut off my foot. unelss its a tesserect hotel....

what if Cifford the big red dog ate Garfield?

[abyssion1337]

Garfield would likely corrupt his mind from the inside

what if god was one of us?

[Kuni Linguist]

then one of us would be better then the rest, unless they were the god of sucking old man ball hair...

what if when you went to the bathroom you could only see your parents having sex

[Odessa]

then i'd have an entirely different child hood, that's for sure. my parents didn't mention the word "sex" until i was 16... i had figured it out by then thoguh lol.




what if this wsn't a clever mask trying to hide the pain of issi's commnet?

[Divine Dragoon]

then Issi needs to be raped harder and more humiliating and longer (about 4 weeks strait should do)

What if the earth is under attack by everything in the anime universe? (look at the quote!!!)

[Odessa]

then i guess we better hope a random group of strangers can learn to work together beofre the world is destr---


What if aftr reading this you lost the first body part you think of?

[Divine Dragoon]

you are too cruel....... My life has no meaning now!!!!!

what if abyss said what they were.... ?_?

[Ken-Chan]

then we would know but if we knew what was needed to be known then the knowing of the know how would eliminate the need to know

what if we knew

[Divine Dragoon]

Then we would Know duh HAHAHA


what if the earth is under attack by everything in the anime universe? (look at the quote!!! someone answer it right PLEASE!!!! )

[Odessa]

nope :)


what if you had a different quote?

[Divine Dragoon]

then I wouldnt keep asking hehe

what if pigs could fly

[Odessa]

then it wouldnt' be holy **** we'd be worried about :)


What if you could breathe under water, where would you go?

[Kuwabara]

not sure...though it would help on the cruise im about to go on :P

what if you could go anywhere....where would you go and why

[Odessa]

(FYI, that was an obscure reference to the snorks lol).



If i could go anyway, i'd go to heaven. it sounds like a nice place...


What if life was like an 80's TV show?

[Divine Dragoon]

Then all guys would have to say I don't wanna have sex Peg I feel dirty as it is

what if 2 + 2 = 22

[Odessa]

then we would have the technolgy to make giant robots, space ships, and get attacked by aliens too.


what if i could get the fire back?

[Divine Dragoon]

then you would be HOT!

what if all the guests on here had to be members

[Odessa]

then my army of third gen members would be unstoppable :)


What if you rueld the world, what would be your first oder of businnes?

[Divine Dragoon]

well it would be a little extream but all religion and holy places and crap like that would be destroyed

what if math had no meaning

[Ionzorg]

Then there wouldn't be one of me and one of you, everything in the universe would probably just be one giant blob. But then of course, there would be one giant blob and then one everything else, but that everything else would have to be part of the giant blob, coinciding with the theory...if my theory has any validity, that must mean that the number one has no meaning in mathematics, but it does, therefore I believe for math to have no meaning there would have to be nothing whatsoever.

That would suck.

What if I was actually filthy rich, and have been paying my most eloquent servant to write my posts whilst I pilot my 120-foot yacht through the Mediterranean Sea?

[Odessa]

then wouldnt' this be your servant's account ,and not yours? what would make it "yours" if your servat is the one making all the posts? man, the "real" zorg is a bastard...


what if i was wearing clothing now?

[SV3N]

Then you wouldn't be naked

What if you could open a book and immediately be transported into the story?

[Odessa]

Then you be from the "Thursday Next" novesl by Jasper Fforde. That's there gimmick, and and it's quite a good read if you ask my humble opinion.

And i Icould do that... i would totally enter a comic book world, right when the super powers aregettign handled outand hope for soemthing awesome.


What if people had to say what they were thinking, and no one coudl hide thier thoguhts and secrets from each other?

[Kuni Linguist]

then I would be very ackward at family reunions...stupid europeans liking family.... *shudders*

what if you could crap out whatever you wanted but it would tear you as big a hole as the object and the next object had to be bigger?

[Odessa]

well, i'd have to get a lot of tiny perfect rubies and diamonds to sell for cash. or figure out how to lay an egg that will hatch into a goose that lays golden eggs. that could work...

What if you people could seduce any one person of thier choice, but only once in thier life?

[acutekat]

then we would have some of the biggest cat fights of all time


thumbs up


what if i agreed with someone on this forum for once?

[Odessa]

all of our brains would implode, resulting in your final post being on the "killing" thread on how you kiled the forum.


What if aliens made first contact tomorrow?

[acutekat]

the earth would be gone the day after

what if you could modify human nature

[Odessa]

then i'd begin enacting my "perfect world" by elimnating religion from the planet.



What if there was no disease?

[acutekat]

then there would much more war than there is now

what if there were no cats in the world?

[Odessa]

then furrets would be far more popualr as pets.



What if you were the last human being on the planet?

[acutekat]

i would be less lonely than i am now

what if you were the last (pick a character trait) on earth

[Odessa]

if i were the last woman on earth? i'd get a LOT of dates lol.


What if the earth was amde of chocolate?

[acutekat]

it melt

what if the earth was made of white chocolate (and now to lunch)

[Pink_Nipple]

it would still melt


what if Issi came here and edited my post cuz he's just that awesome?

haha it's a joke Iss you know, don't kill my family, no, no, NO! At lest don't kill me! PLZ! NOOOOOO.....ooo...ooo...kkk....fff....*dies*

[Issitheus]

Then you'd be good at predicting.

What if I hadn't edied his post?

mwahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Odessa]

then we would know what he had originally said.


what if Santa doesn't come this year?

[Jazean]

lots of sad orphans

what if Santa's list got messed with?

[Odessa]

more sad orphans, but happy Vicky and Jazean :)


What if I used my powers for good instead of self gain?

[Jazean]

world-implosion and a laughing monkey.

what? >.>

[Odessa]

such wit! throw me down and take me!!!



what if i didn't have sex on the brain 24/7?

[Issitheus]

Then you'd have it on the brain 25/8

What if she did?

[Ellen Feiss]

then um..... i dont know

what if we got a doller for every post we made

[Issitheus]

abys would be ****in rich

what if i had more posts than abys?

[Odessa]

abyss would not stopping psot here until he/she had mroe than you again.


What if abyss never came to this forum?

[Issitheus]

then you'd never have come and the forums would suck.

what if i left?

[Odessa]

then i'd make a coup and become global moderator. hell would becoem hellish with my strict rules enforcing the palce.


what if you moderator for the day, and wouldn't have to deal with any consequences?

[Issitheus]

i'm not gonna make an official post here, just gonna say that EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, I WILL NEVER LEAVE

[Odessa]

lol afriad of hell with me in charge, issi? if i knew that was all it took, iould have threatened to do so earleir! :)

[Tazuto]

What if someone helped me make a new amv hell video?

[Ionzorg]

Then it would be obvious that the dynamics of this place have changed rapidly. As it stands, we don't do nothin' for nobody. :)

What if every member of this forum but the Noobs and those Trying to be cool somehow all suddenly left and never came back?

[abyssion1337]

we'd die

what if it was like lighting?

[Tazuto]

what if what was like lighting?

what if i said im making a amv hell?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be stopped by someone

what if I was a spider?

[Odessa]

then that would be grouds for breaking up. spiders are icky.



What if i got a life outside of posting on these forums?

[abyssion1337]

lol, you're funny

what if I was a waremasquito

[Odessa]

well, youd' either be a person who morhps into a human/mosquito hybrid, or some kind of under water mstio. or a human who turn into a water based mosquito thing! yes, lets go with that.


What if everyoen was as insane as me?

[abyssion1337]

idk, by my standards you're not insane

what if all plant life decided to rebel?

[Ken-Chan]

well if you have seen the happening then you know the answer if not
plants release a vapor that makes us kill ourselves

what if we rebelled against the plants?

[Odessa]

you would lsoe, as my plant army is invicable.


(also, i'm sane? WTF?)


What if i could fall asleep?

[Ken-Chan]

thne you would find wonderland

what if i was peter pan

[Odessa]

then you'd be flying into girls bedrooms at night X_X


what if i wasn't so DAMN HUNGRY?! seriosly, WTF?

[Ken-Chan]

hmm if not hungry then horny right thats how it works

is it how it works?

[Odessa]

sure, why not? i usually have the settig of "sleepy" s well though.


What if Captain planet was real, and not just a guy in blue paint?

[abyssion1337]

he'd kill us all for polluting the planet

what if we all lived on a yellow submarine?

[Ken-Chan]

it would be very cramped and a lot of unwanted touching would be going on

what if rape was legal

[SV3N]

Then I don't think it would be considered rape anymore

What if 2/3 of earth was land and 1/3 of earth was water?

[Ken-Chan]

then it would probably take longer to get to the beachfor more people

what if polotitions didn't lie?

[Jazean]

we'll assume that word is politicians, we'd be electing different people and there presidencies would be shorter.

what job would best prepare someone for presidency? admin?

[Tazuto]

any job that you learn from bushes mistakes

what if i said i was going into computer animation next year

[Jazean]

i'd say "O RLY" and you'd say "YES RLY" and i'd say "K i upgraded your ramz, thx bye"

what if we replaced all the gerbils in the world with random vegetables?

[Tazuto]

many children in schools with pet gerbils would be sad and mad that they lost their pet and got crappy vegetables

what if i said gesflorgan?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't care, I'm unstoppable

what if I killed all you puny meatbags?

[SV3N]

Then you would be lonely without us.

What if we had no technology to entertain us?

[abyssion1337]

I'd show off my swashbuckling skills

what Africa was more relevant

[Tazuto]

whats relevant mean?

what if megatokyo 5 finally came out?

[abyssion1337]

I stopped caring about megatokyo when it started to suck

[SV3N]

what if people stopped talking in l337 speak?

[abyssion1337]

we'd be doomed

what if I posted only in binary?

[SV3N]

I would be very ****ing confused

What if we didn't have to go to school and everthing was just implanted into our brains?

[abyssion1337]

I'd rebel

what if I wasn't so awesome?

[SV3N]

Then I could be the awesome one? Though I'm not very awesome at all /emo [//_-] jk jk, too much of a optomistic personality to be emo ;)

What if I was emo? [//_-]

[Ken-Chan]

then i would want to kick your ass

what if i kicked SV3N's ass

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't care

what if you had a gun made of plotonium

[Ellen Feiss]

i would shoot it at something

what if it had no bullets?

[SV3N]

Then I would pistol whip someone

What if no one was around?