[Useful]

glass is a liquid so wouldn't it be drink glass?

what if you were actually slow enough and lived long enough to drink glass?

You are correct, but you have to think realistically... in terms of YOUR question, that's be awesome.

What if the Sun was sentient?

[abyssion1337]

It would have killed us by now

what if the sun wasn't a mass of incendecent gas?

[Useful]

It wouldn't have to kill us, we'd be dead already.

What if Chuck Norris ate the Sun?

[abyssion1337]

the sun would kill him

what if Mr. T fought chuck norris?

[Useful]

The universe would end before anything decisive happened.

What if I had a gun that could kill Chuck Norris?

[abyssion1337]

I'd steal it from you and use it

what if you were the man who sold the world?

[Useful]

I'd be pretty rich from royalties.

What if you'd bought the world from me?

[Marco_1989]

Then I would sell it to aliens

What if you were an alien and bought it from me?

[abyssion1337]

I'd use if for slave labor

what if you were a slave?

[Marco_1989]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg316/amonto7/Slave.jpg

What if that answered your question?

[abyssion1337]

it did, now I want you as a catgirl for my slave; and yes, I'd be nice and gentle

what's your favorite thing about summertime?

[Marco_1989]

That I don't have to go to school, just do the things I want to do. Just relax.. :)

What if you ask a 'what if' question next?

[1337uvis]

that would be not in it's style.
what if abyss finally said ffs if it's a he or a she?

[Marco_1989]

Both my girlfriend and I recomend Kokoro

I assume abys is a guy, unless she is a lesbian.. :P *no offence*

What if abyssion1337 is a guy?

[Ellen Feiss]

then i wouldent be twitching every*twitch* 5 minutes

wat if i was abys and he or she was me?

[1337uvis]

you'd be a communist son (daughter?) -of-a-bitch.
What if i had only to make 2 more posts to put acutekat out of the top 10 posters?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That would be weird becuz you already put him out.
What if we could only eat gazelle meat?

[abyssion1337]

we'd be in africa

what if you could run faster then Kenyons?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RUN AS FAST AS A KENYON! KENYON! KENYON! KENYON!

What if americans could run fast?

[Lord_Oknek]

They'd run as fast as KENYANS.

What if YOU WAS PHONE?!

[abyssion1337]

umm, I'd make calls...

What if you asked better what if questions?

[Marco_1989]

Hmm .. I don't know..

What if we had to sell the moon to aliens?

[abyssion1337]

I'd make sure acutekat and Mr. fantastiwhirl went with it

what if they didn't?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

THEN THEY WOULD FACE THE FIRING SQUAD!

WHAT IF PENIS WAS PURPLE! EVERYONES PENIS WAS PURPLE! WHAT IF?

[1337uvis]

^ that would be normal in that case
what if we actually sold the moon (with acutekat and the other guy)?

[Marco_1989]

Then we would have no spammers/double posters left, I think. Its not that bad to double post once in a while, but... :P

What if AMV Hell was called AMV Heaven instead?

[1337uvis]

We couldn't do AMV Hell [Heaven] 0 and /0 in that case
What if someone made you watch AMV Hell 0 for 24 hours?

[Useful]

You'd probably turn into an h-game reviewer.

What if the average worldwide temperature was 52 degrees Fahrenheit?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Thats what, like, 10 celsius. That isnt to bad.

What if the Aztecs came bak and ruled the world?

[1337uvis]

you'd be quickly sacrificed white-faced-one :D
What if oil ran out tomorrow?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would start walking.

What if birds ate meat? like little birds?

[Useful]

Well, many of them do. They tend to eat bugs, but they're still meat-eaters.

What if everyone noticed that 52 Fahrenheit actually IS the average temperature of the earth?

[1337uvis]

I guess that would mean that there are people here wh oactually know how much Fahrenheit really is, because most just use Celsius
What if there were no "Imperial" stupid measurments only the clear and brilliant metric system?

[Useful]

It'd be a better world. Really, the Imperial units piss me off.

What if that was a silhouette of Africa on your sig? :D

[abyssion1337]

it's not

what if you were dead?

[Useful]

Uh. You'd be sad and you wouldn't know why.

What if I used Haruko from FLCL for my disapproval seal?

[abyssion1337]

you can't, I'm doing that

what if I don't?

[Useful]

Well... I guess that would be good, because I already used her. Sorry, you should have said something sooner ^^;;. I'll erase it if you want me to.

What if I had to make another disapproval seal?

[abyssion1337]

I'd steal it (maybe)

what if I stole it?

[Useful]

Uh, I wouldn't mind. I would consider us even because I accidentally stole your idea.

What if I threw a party an invited everyone on the forums?

[Ionzorg]

Then most, if not all of us wouldn't come. Not that we wouldn't want to, of course, but there's the distance factor. I'm sure you throw a wicked bash. ;D Honestly, if you did, I would try to go.

What if Lietuvis wasn't from Lithuania? (By the way, AWESOME new sig, man. ;))

[Useful]

Well his nickname sure as hell wouldn't be Lietuvis :D.

What if I was an Iraqi?

[Issitheus]

The US Government would have killed you by now.

What if I had never joined this site?

[Ionzorg]

Someone else can field this one...I haven't been here for nearly long enough.

[Useful]

Alright, I'll do it. I don't know, but this forum would lack some very important threads. You're one of the oldest members!

What if I didn't do the leaderboard?

[Ionzorg]

I probably wouldn't know who the top posters were, because it was because of that thread and it's inherent topic that I realized how to sort the members by number of posts. :P And knowing everything else is just an added bonus. Keep up the good work. ;)

Thinks that Leaderboard is the best thing since catgirls + sliced bread.

[Issitheus]

...

[Useful]

Really? Wow, thanks. You know, that's basically the first real praise I've gotten for that thing. It's much appreciated, you don't know how much work goes into those ;).

What if I added a "Time online" section to the leaderboard?

[Issitheus]

I'd be second!!! I hate you, Filip!

[Useful]

Is he EVER off? I don't think he was kidding about having his computer on 24/7. It would certainly explain how he passed you.

What if we actually pulled this book thing off?

[Issitheus]

We're hoping to!

What if we eventually get it published?

[Useful]

That would be a feat. I think that's most likely if we keep the plot I came up with by the way.

What if I could think of a way to start this thing?

[Ionzorg]

That would be about the coolest thing ever, espeically if we got published. And we'd SO have to have a party at Useful's place, no exceptions. ;)

Wait, Issi, you'd be second? :o I had no idea that anyone else was even close to you're 20-some hours...Shocking...

Oh yeah, and I actually had a brain malfunction earlier and thought I was in the ^<V game, so when I said
Thinks that Leaderboard is the best thing since catgirls + sliced bread., I was actually asking the next poster. Sorry, but nothing beats catgirls + sliced bread, I can&#39;t be responsible for that misunderstanding. :P

And for the record, I think that a "Time Online" section is a great idea, it seems to also spark interest in people.

What if this didn&#39;t take so long to post that the question I was answering changed about 6 times?

[Issitheus]

You wouldn&#39;t learn your lesson.

And while I was on vacation Filip passed me. He now has over 26 days. I have 24.5.

[Filleraol]

Caleb hates me :&#39;(

what if my computer broke for a month?

[Issitheus]

I&#39;d no longer hate you.

Hell, a week would be enough.

What if I somehow passed you?

[Ionzorg]

I don&#39;t think it&#39;s too ridiculous a notion...If Filip can do it, I&#39;m sure you can. Chin up. ;D I should get on a first name basis with everyone, too.

What if Filip stopped coming to the site completely, and you passed him?

[Useful]

That might actually happen. Not likely though.

What if w all focused on the novel thread? (A good idea, btw)

[abyssion1337]

we&#39;d start to gain intelligence

what if you were a plant?

[Ionzorg]

I would lose a great deal of intelligence, but I don&#39;t think I would care that much.

What if everyone focused on the novel thread? *hint hint*

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not going there soon

what if I did?

[Filleraol]

nah, it seems too complicated for me

what if I were smarter?

[abyssion1337]

wait, what the hell did you just do?

What if I had died?

[Ionzorg]

If you died in our novel, that wouldn&#39;t affect your physical state, but it would be sort of unflattering on our part.

What if...what if it wasn&#39;t so late where I live? (Sorry, my mind is elsewhere.)

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;d be sharper

what if you had no voice?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then my band would wither and die.

What if everything became illegal?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then i would have a black market in my house.

What if you lived on the street?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I&#39;d sell my body for Tootsie Rolls.

What if you were on the streets?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d be in ur streets pickpocketing ur citizens

what if you were a giant pair of scissors?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I&#39;d cut your feet off.

What if the sky turned into Europe?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d be a god, since i&#39;d be living in the sky.
What if 42?

[abyssion1337]

indeed

what if you were living in the sky?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;m not akin to repeating myself. Also be aware; if your clock/tv/monitor/etc. starts blinking 42 - get ready for ascension, since that&#39;s teh answer to everything. 42
What if that was really true just nobody had done it yet?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I&#39;d be a monkeys uncle.

What if the sky was falling?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d use the infinate power of communism to hold it up

what if you were bushwhacked?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then, uhm, I guess I would have a whacked bush.

What if hair had feeling?

[Ionzorg]

I think it would be like we were on ecstasy all the time...It would probably get annoying after a while, though, and haircuts would be a bitch. 0_0

What if the Sky [was] Over?

[Luppi-tan]

Then we&#39;d have darker personalities.
What if monkeys evolved again into a monkey superrace and became our ape overlords?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d lead a rebellion

what if they were ewoks?

[Pink_Nipple]

BAM!! My AT-ST killed them&#39;all !!! Fwa-ha-ha!!! Damn!! A TRAP!!
____
What if Chewbacca was an ewok too?

[S.ifr]

Then your nipple would turn green.

What if his nipple turn blue instead ?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then i would change my nickname.
_____
What if there wolud be no more questions about nipples? :)

[beriorgar]

then i would be happy

what if your toes fell off your feet?

[S.ifr]

I would sew them up again.
What if you didn&#39;t know how to sew and your toes fell off ?

[Enkim]

I would kill myself ;]

What if dinosaurs were still alive?

[Marco_1989]

Then we would be in serious ****... for real...

What if crocodiles attacked <enter your city/village here>?

[Pink_Nipple]

Ah! They are already there! Give me a knife!!

What if they are immune to weapons?

[abyssion1337]

then I&#39;d laugh while you get eaten

what if the light was red

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I would slam on the brakes.

What if beer didn&#39;t make you drunk. Would you still drink it?

[abyssion1337]

I don&#39;t drink it now, it tastes like watered down piss

what if it wasn&#39;t actually watered down piss?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It isn&#39;t. You just think it is.

What if we could only drink our own urine?

[abyssion1337]

we&#39;d have very white, very sensitive teeth

what if you were a pirate?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would molest tonz of women and steal treasure from the poor.

What if you were a saucy wench?

[Useful]

I&#39;d cut your dumb-ass pirate balls off. Hey, you said saucy, didn&#39;t you ;)?

What if you were a sentient bag of bricks?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d trick construction workers into helping me take over the world

what if you were an alien?

[Useful]

I&#39;d disguise myself as a human and influence world leaders into doing stupid things, sending the world into a tailspin so I can pick up the pieces with ease.

What if you had a weapon that could destroy a city but couldn&#39;t be detected? Even by Jack Bower?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d blow up Washington DC, cause then I could sing "And the White House burned, burned, burned, and we&#39;re the ones that did it..." :D

What if raptor Jesus exists?

[abyssion1337]

he does I&#39;v seen him

what if you had an angel?

[DaMetzger]

he&#39;d probably hate his job

What if people grew on trees?

[Issitheus]

I&#39;d become a lumberjack.

What if you could bury anything and a tree that grew the thing you buried sprouted?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d grow money and anime

[Issitheus]

What if you&#39;d posted a what if question?

[Marco_1989]

What if I don&#39;t post a &#39;what if&#39; question?

[abyssion1337]

that could be bad

what if it were the end of the world?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Uhm, well.......nvm. :D

What if you were CITIZEN KANE!?!?!?!?!?

[Ionzorg]

I would become morbidly obese later in life. At least, my actor would...I, on the other hand, would be a money magnate, and love it, until it screwed me over. :)

What if, whenever someone didn&#39;t post a "what if" question, the next what if question wasn&#39;t something along the lines of "What if you didn&#39;t post a what if question?"?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then this thread would move along alot smoother.

What if Hilary Clinton got assassinated?

[abyssion1337]

she&#39;d lie about it

what if you were a terrorist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

..........

What if I am?

[abyssion1337]

..............

well, what if you are?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I&#39;m not.

But what if I&#39;m a liar?

[abyssion1337]

then you are

what if I had died?

[Ionzorg]

Then you did.

What if I was a money magnate?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d kill you and use your body to get moneys

what if I ripped out your skull and beat you to death with it?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d die before you&#39;d kill me.

What if that actually made sense?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d have no reaos nto say what i&#39;m about to say: **** You, DaMetzger!
Happy now? :D

[Ionzorg]

Ecstatic. ;D

**** you, DaMetzger?

[abyssion1337]

someone&#39;s not well liked

what if he was?

[Ionzorg]

I like him, it&#39;s just fun to say "**** you, DaMetzger." :P I don&#39;t even remember how it started, but still a good time.

**** you...AMVP?

[1337uvis]

I started saying "**** You, DaMetzger" after he said something stupid in the ^<v game.
what iof i hadn&#39;t said that?

[Issitheus]

I Want To **** You, DaMetzger!
Happy now? :D


Fix&#39;d.


The world would be a messed up place.


Isn&#39;t it already messed up, though?

[DaMetzger]

Sure is.

What if I actually cared people keep saying "**** you" to me?

[Ionzorg]

Are you sure you don&#39;t? Because I would feel bad if you did. **** you, though. ;D

Would you feel bad?

[DaMetzger]

Nope. Not a chance.

What if I said **** you to every single one of you as revenge? ;)

[1337uvis]

feel free to do that, i don&#39;t give a ****. (oh the sarcasm :D )
what if you had the guts to do that?

[DaMetzger]

Are you saying I have no ****ing balls to do that? ;)

What if every single sentence had the word **** in it?

[1337uvis]

it would be in****ingcredible
what if the word **** didn&#39;t exist? :O

[Marco_1989]

Then we would be fukin&#39; screwed

What if the word &#39;what&#39; didn&#39;t exist?

[1337uvis]

what?!
what if we werent just making u prandom **** and actualyl talked of something of value once in a while?

[Pink_Nipple]

WHAT IF? :D

What if you had so many **** in your head such as i have?

[1337uvis]

What if... I JUST PASSED AZUSAKA IN POST COUNT!

[Ionzorg]

NICE! ;D I&#39;m well on my way myself, I&#39;m hoping I&#39;ll have him by the end of this week. ;)

And talking about random **** is all part of our charm. Quit ****in&#39; it up! :D

What if Lietuvis ****ed DaMetzger?

[1337uvis]

I think i&#39;d refuse that....
what if i&#39;m going to sleep now?

[Luppi-tan]

You&#39;d probably not leave a coherent post.

What if Ichigo went to Yuko to grant a wish for him

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Thats improbable.

What if when someone yelled JOHNSON, no one would laugh?

[Ionzorg]

It would mean that it has stopped being a euphemism for penis, or humans as a species have gotten more mature. :P

What if merely mentioning that a person is black makes you a racist? (As some seem to believe.)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That would be DUMB!

What if you were forced into the sex trade?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d make more money than I do now

what if you were the deku tree?

[DaMetzger]

the what?

What if I knew what you weer talking about?

[abyssion1337]

you would have played one of the best games ever made

what if you have played it?

[Ionzorg]

Then I would know what you were talking about, and probably be a happier person.

What if you haven&#39;t played it?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn&#39;t have mentioned it

what if you were a dictator?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would be ruthless.

What if you were hired to kill me?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d be efficient and you wouldn&#39;t see it coming

what if you woke up one night with your guards dead and the power out?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would take out the trash.

What if you woke up and your hard drive had been emptied.

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d seek revenge

what if you emptied it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

.................

What if I had it all in a USB drive in my pocket?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d grab the usb drive and run

what if ninjas killed your family?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Joke would be on them. I have no family.

What if we reproduced without sex?

[abyssion1337]

sex would be a fun activity we&#39;d do all the time, so pretty much nothing would change

what if we were all British?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would kill myself.

What if all you could eat is weiners?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d kill myself

what if we killed ourselves?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then this would happen.

..........
..........
..........

[abyssion1337]

oh crap you broke the what if thread

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yah sorry I just had o demonstrate.

What if you suddenly became a Corn Husker again?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d be sad but I&#39;d get over it, it&#39;s just a post count

What if you were reset?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I don&#39;t think I would care that much. I would a bit but I would still have all of you guys! ;D

What if this site crashed and never got back up?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d find useful and Zorg(since they&#39;re the closest) and we&#39;d have a grand quest to find the rest of you

what if you were drilled?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I might die.

What if we actually had a "find each other" quest?

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;d level up and I&#39;d claim all the swag

what if you didn&#39;t level up?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I would remain a lvl 2 Black Mage.

What if you were a Cat Sith?

[Ionzorg]

I would have evil rule over Bobo (my cat), and I&#39;d tell him that pawing at my eyes is BAD!

Having a "find each other" quest would be pretty great. What if you initiated it?

[Filleffs]

it would end pretty soon

what if someone else than me did it?

[abyssion1337]

then I would be me or useful, he thinks it would be cool to meet me at the next anime Boston

what if I met useful at anime Boston?

[Filleffs]

maybe his questions would be answered, whether you are a male or female

what if Useful were a girl?

[DaMetzger]

Everyone would start questioning his gender. Just like with abyss ^^&#39;

What if it turned out everyone here is a girl?

[1337uvis]

it would be the end of universe since something improbable would have happened
what if abbyss is a girl? would that change your communication with it?

[Filleffs]

nah, wouldn&#39;t change anything

what if there was a terrorist attack right now 2:40 PM in Beijing?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d see it live!
what if something bad happened i Beijing not including terorists? (ex tornado or something like that)

[Marco_1989]

Then there should not be 204 countries competing anymore ^^

What if Useful posted a new screen in the &#39;Anime Screen shot game&#39;?

[Candle Jack]

then we would have somthin to do

Wat if i ran out of rope?

[Marco_1989]

Then there would not be enough to hang yourself

What if I gave you some rope to do that? :)

[Candle Jack]

then i would give u immunity for one day

wat if i got rid of abyss imunity?

[Marco_1989]

Then abyss would be in some serious ****...

What if your computer blew up right .... now?!

[Candle Jack]

then i would be at my next door naboirs house using his computer...wait i am -.-

wat if my computer dident blow up

[Marco_1989]

Then we would be stuck here with you, which we are...

What if your name was Candle Jackass?

[DaMetzger]

Everyone would laugh their asses off.

What if you knew a girl who looked like one of &#39;em gravure idols?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d hit on her :D
What if Georgia and Russia actually goes to war? :o ???

[Candle Jack]

that would be.....wait wat?

wat if i randomly abducted u all for no reason?

[DaMetzger]

@Lietuvis
Then we&#39;ll be havin Chechnya all over again.

@Candlejack?
You&#39;d be hunted down preety damn quick.

What if Georgia won against Russia?

[Candle Jack]

@Lietuvis
Then we&#39;ll be havin Chechnya all over again.

@Candlejack?
You&#39;d be hunted down preety damn quick.

What if Georgia won against Russia?

i wouldent care realy... but u said my name ur mine now mwhahahaha

[Filleffs]

what if I said candle jack?
..:o

[Candle Jack]

then i would ge u also... wait u said my name ur mine also u can join ellen and damet

[Marco_1989]

Ask a &#39;what ?f&#39; question next :)

What if I called you ... hmmm.. Candle Jackoff? Would that count? ^^

[1337uvis]

Candle ****off sounds better tho. But that is deviating far from the original. But i&#39;m willing to take that risk because ****off expresses deeply what i feel for him.
What if i actually can gather information on this Captain ****off?

[abyssion1337]

then you&#39;d be a stalker

what if you were a stalker?

[1337uvis]

I&#39;d live in a post-apocalyptic world wearing an anti-radiation suit and shooting mutants
what if life was like that?

[DaMetzger]

Then you wouldn&#39;t have to take a flashlight to take a midnight piss.

What if people could glow in the dark?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then the city would be very bright.

What if people could speak outta their ass?

[abyssion1337]

they wouldn&#39;t

what if the x-files were real?

[Ionzorg]

I&#39;m assuming that aliens would also be real. Not that I&#39;ve ever watched the show, mind you...

What if everyone kept being hostile towards Candle Sonofabitch?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then we would all be doing the right thing.

What if your wee wee fell off?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d assume it&#39;s detachable.

What if it was?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I would take it off for biking.

Ever biked so long your nuts get cold?

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t ask a what if questions

what if it were spelled &#39;iff&#39;?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I don&#39;t know but sorry for not asking a what if question. :(

What if a drgon fly flew up your ass?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m not sure, that seems so bizarre

What if you got a lightbulb stuck up your ass? (think scrubs)

[DaMetzger]

My inner organs would be enlightened.

What if you met the black knight?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;d kick him in the nuts.

What if that didn&#39;t work ?

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;d end up whit your head chopped off

What if change your size at will?

[abyssion1337]

I would do anything I wanted

what if you fought a giant condor?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I don&#39;t know. Would I die?

What if a dog talked to you?

[abyssion1337]

I buy more of whatever I was smoking

what if you suddenly couldn&#39;t see yellow?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would think my pee thinger was broken!

What if banana&#39;s had feelings?

[Marco_1989]

Then they would hate monkeys

What if I hit 3000 posts today?

[DaMetzger]

The you&#39;d have no life.

What if you looked like just like Jack Nicholson?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I would be ugly!

What if people talked to other people like they talked to their pets?

[DaMetzger]

The world would be even more f&#39;d up than it already is.

What if you could deflect bullets with toasted bread?

[abyssion1337]

I would make clothes out of toasted bread

what if I made clothes out of toasted bread

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;d be covered in pigeon **** in no time

What if that happened?

[Filleffs]

I would lol hard

what if someone stole your bike?

[1337samus]

I would take my roflolcopter and hunt after
the thief, and when i found him i would
blow him up with an OMG-missle. >:)


what is that sonded wierd?

[Filleffs]

then you&#39;d fit in in this forum perfectly

what if it suddenly started snowing?

[beriorgar]

then it would be cold

what if my tv blew up?

[Pink_Nipple]

then your brains wouldn&#39;t be washed anymore.

what if TV would tell the truth?

[beriorgar]

then your brain would explode

what if i had a loaded AK-47 and you pissed me of while you where standing in front of me?

[Filleffs]

I would shoot you with my deagle before you shot me

what if birds had guns?

[Pink_Nipple]

then penguins would rock the world! (they&#39;d have rocketlaunchers)

What if you had a rocketlauncher?

[beriorgar]

i&#39;d kill a penguin and steal his/her rocketlauncher, then i&#39;d have 2!

can penguins dual wield rocketlaunchers?

[Pink_Nipple]

only imperrior penguins can.

What if you were a puppet?

[beriorgar]

i&#39;d become a killer clown puppet

what if you where afraid of killer clown puppets?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d be afraid to go to the circus

What if the circus people were actually aliens?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Wouldn&#39;t doubt it.

What if this thread past count to a million?

[abyssion1337]

that can&#39;t happen that is impossible

(insert what if question here)?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That is crushing...... :(

What if the palestines became good jugglers?

[abyssion1337]

the moogles would have some decent competition then

What if you were a moogle?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would be the cutest in all the land.

What if I actually was and I appeared as a moogle named nyuu911 in Final Fantasy XIII? Would that creep you out?

[abyssion1337]

not really

do you also like to ride chocobos

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

not really


*heart sinks*

Chocobos are fun.....to breed. Wheres the What if tho?

What if a seeq porno came out?

[abyssion1337]

if I saw it I&#39;d probably rip my eyes out

what if the had moogle porn?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then cute sex would be real.

What if they had hume porn? oh........

[abyssion1337]

they do

what if they had gria porn?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I guess if I watched it I would know what a gria is.

What if they had viera porn? *drool*

[abyssion1337]

OMG that would be hot, and gria are in the new tactics, they&#39;re dragon girls

what if they had chocobo porn?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

OMG that would be hot, and gria are in the new tactics, they&#39;re dragon girls



yes it would be and ok. are they hot?

That would be weird! pretty much yiffy i guess.
What if they had ifrit porn?

[abyssion1337]

that would be scary





OMG that would be hot, and gria are in the new tactics, they&#39;re dragon girls

yes it would be and ok. are they hot?

I think they are but you really can&#39;t go wrong with dragon girls

what if they had white mage x black mage x blue mage x green mage porn?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

If they were girls it would be "magical"! OHH!

and now I recall seeing a pic of Ifrit screwing Shiva. It was interesting.

What if there was shiva on shiva porn? *mega drool*

[abyssion1337]

then it would be the ultimate narcissism

what if you found that ifrit shiva pic again?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I think I could. I just need to remember the site. Abyss I promise you that I will find it for you OK!

What if I gave it to you?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d save it to my computer, it sounds like it&#39;s on divient art

what if you were Austrian?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It is not on deviant art.
I think it is on Datorrents.
I will search.

And I don&#39;t know what would happen if I was austrian.

What if A/C was actually poisonous?

[abyssion1337]

We&#39;d all be dead

what if you were a Jedi?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I would kill myself because how dumb I would be with my powers.

What if you invented pizza?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d have cashed in on that idea

What if you were with the FBI?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I be the best Federal Breast Inspector there ever was.

What if that is what FBI actually stood for?

[abyssion1337]

then I wouldn&#39;t care that they see my pron

what if cron?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then you fail your spelling bee!

What if middle letters were all jumbled?

[abyssion1337]

no one would be able to read

what if water was evil?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then I woulda been killed in the pool today!

What if juice was our master?

[abyssion1337]

god that would suck

what if scissors flew through the air?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

For me that is normal. Teachers hate me.

What if I dated a teacher?

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;d have good grades in that class

what if you had accuracy with small objects?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I actually do. Paper wads never miss the teacher when I throw.

What if teachers would beat kids like the use to?

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;d be in trouble

what if cookies?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

were purple? Why I would quit eating them.

What if your dreams actually happened?

[abyssion1337]

that would be awesome

what if time?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stopped? then I wouldn have finished my answer.

What if sheep?

[abyssion1337]

were rabid

What if the major attacked you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

If it is the MGS major then I&#39;d kick him in the nuts.

What if you were actually a viera?

[Ionzorg]

Then I wouldn&#39;t be the first to come out with it and say "I don&#39;t know what you&#39;re talking about." :P

What if you knew what nyuu was talking about?

[abyssion1337]

I do know what he&#39;s talking about

What if you worked for ID?

[Pink_Nipple]

Then i&#39;d make "Gold Doom Collection"
(and make a zombie movie too)

What if you were professional killer?

[S.ifr]

There&#39;d be none of you left.

What if I wasn&#39;t able to kill any of you ?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d have already killed you

What if you lived in a floating house with no way in or out?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;d teleport.

Is that an option ?

[abyssion1337]

no

What if you got robbed whilst living in said house?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;d shank him.

Is THAT an option ?

[abyssion1337]

yes

what if it wasn&#39;t?

[S.ifr]

Then I&#39;d have to resort to my fist.

Does this intruder know any type of martial art ?

[abyssion1337]

yes he knows ALL OF THEM

What if he attacked you?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;d put up a fight.

What if I won ?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d be surprised

What if you were a cat?

[S.ifr]

I&#39;d be a feline casanova

What if you were a pimp ?

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;d slap you

what if UPSIDE THE HEAD?

[S.ifr]

then it hurt

wait, how hard ?

[Pink_Nipple]

almost deadly.

Wait...almost?

[S.ifr]

yes almost.

Did you ever take your hair out of the milk ?

[abyssion1337]

WHAT?

what if I knew what you were talking about?

[S.ifr]

Then you&#39;d answer my question.

If you knew what I was talking about would you answer anyway ?

[Pink_Nipple]

Yes. I would. I didn&#39;t.

What if you had a VERY long hair in the milk?

[abyssion1337]

I don&#39;t know

What if I knew why we had hair in milk?

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;d learn another useless piece of trivia


What if such info proved to be useful?

[Filleffs]

he would be that kinda info in person

what if you didn&#39;t mean useful in that way?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d ge confused with your answer.

What if Madhouse went bancrupt?

[abyssion1337]

that can&#39;t happen *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalala I can&#39;t hear you

what if you were given an impossible choice?

[DaMetzger]

I&#39;d have to choose the impossible.

What if you were given an offer you couldn&#39;t refuse?

[Issitheus]

I&#39;d refuse.

Wait... what&#39;s the offer?



...








What if I knew what the offer was?

[DaMetzger]

You&#39;d still have no other chioce but to accept.

What if you declined anyway?

[abyssion1337]

yes.

What if i wasn&#39;t such a rebel?

[Pink_Nipple]

no.

What if Epony would have some sleep?

[DaMetzger]

That would mean he finally got rid of his insomnia ;)

What if he actually had insomnia?

[abyssion1337]

maybe he does

what if Nipple had actually answered my question?

[Marco_1989]

Would it make any difference if he did answer your question?

[abyssion1337]

yes maybe

what if you asked a what if question

[Marco_1989]

Hmm. Then I would have done what this topic wants me to do.

What if I confused this with the person under me?

[abyssion1337]

no one would fault you cause it&#39;s a common mistake

what if it wasn&#39;t?

[Marco_1989]

Then it would be something like this:
http://www.themadhat.com/images/fail_20at_20failing.jpg
*I like this picture.. you fail to fail :P*

What if you got this error?

[Issitheus]

It would mean my screensaver messed up.

What if you got it for real?

[Useful]

What, AIDS? For real... I don&#39;t know, I have XP, it doesn&#39;t blue screen. Only &#39;98 and older does that. So I would start thinking about some SERIOUS problems...

What if AIDS could be transmitted through cybering?

[Issitheus]

As far as I know, AIDS can only be transmitted through sex or steaks.

What if your XP bluescreened?