[Kuwabara]

id kill you when i got the chance....no hesitation....no mercy.....

what if you could go anywhere?

[Divine Dragoon]

I said rival dumbass not nemeses

Id go into space

what if the planet flash frose

[Ken-Chan]

we would all be Popsicle for the cannibal Eskimos to eat

what if the ice caps melt

[Odessa]

then we'd look back at "waterworld" as a historical record.



what if men were considered ifnerior to women, and women controlled world politics and such?

[Ken-Chan]

i thought women where in politics isn't bush a girl
if not my bad:P

what if cats where evil

[jrazur]

then i would be praised, instead of tortured by animal lovers, because one ran in front of my car and i hit it going 50 MPH... rest is history

what if all forms of governments suddenly collapsed?

[Luppi-tan]

Then there would be a brief period of anarchy until the strongest group took over and formed a military dictatorship, and we would all be f---ed.

What if the strongest group didn't come to power?

[Ken-Chan]

i would think it was rigged

what if it was

[Luppi-tan]

That wouldn't make any sense, but I would say whatever, and take an assault rifle and live it up.

What if Cthulu took over the world and turned it into its own world all over again?

[Ken-Chan]

lots of tentacles lots of sexy time

what if anime took over the world and made us into a show

[Luppi-tan]

I would thank God and eternally be his servant for blessing me with anime features.

What if it was a horror anime that took over the world?

[Ken-Chan]

I would thank God and eternally be his servant for blessing me with anime horror features.

what if panda's took over the world

[Odessa]

furry sex would no logner be taboo.


What if sex was illegal?

[Ken-Chan]

masturbation would increase hugely

what if sex and masturbation where illegal

[acutekat]

then the stork would have more buisness


what if christmas was on the 26

[Odessa]

then it would the 26th, and boxing day would be the 27th.



What if Jesus was beleivd to be female?

[acutekat]

femal popes


what if we all got what we wanted for christmas

[Ken-Chan]

then i would be an imortal god

what if there was no christmas

[acutekat]

then the retailors would have to invent a similar holiday

[Ken-Chan]

nice what if

what if no-one ever stuffed up on there posts

[jrazur]

there would be lots of stuffing to eat... (xD)

what if everyone walked on water?

[Divine Dragoon]

the Jesus would just be a bastard and nothing Special :)

what if the incident in raccoon city did happen in 1998?

[Ken-Chan]

then i would find out wat what that incident was

what if superman was real

[Divine Dragoon]

then he would be super haha



then i would find out wat what that incident was


(Resident Evil my aussie friend)

what if Mexico was fumigated

[Tazuto]

then he would be super haha



then i would find out wat what that incident was


(Resident Evil my aussie friend)

what if Mexico was fumigated
we may have a war on our hands

what if we were?

[Divine Dragoon]

then wed have a lot less vremon crawling into the states

what if we All fell asleep right now just plop asleep

[Tazuto]

it would be national nap day

what if we never woke up

[jrazur]

Then we would all die

[This is what i typed up for the post before but taz u posted right before i did:then everyone with insomnia would be happy and about 2,184,169,236 would die because of accidents (mainly because its prime time in china) ]

what if all the barbies came alive and started attacking the world

[Tazuto]

id have fun with homemade flamethrowers

what if virtual realiality games were REALLY virtual reality?

[jrazur]

.hack//sign or something of the sorts :D

what if everyone owned a flamethrower

[Tazuto]

there would be more deaths

what if man never invented the wheel?

[jrazur]

then the n-agon would be used

what if you started getting younger instead of older

[Tazuto]

id love it until i got back into diapers

what if you stayed the same age forever

[jrazur]

depends if im now immortal now or not

what if you lived on mars

[Tazuto]

my head would explode

what if scientist found a liveable planet beyond our galaxy?

[jrazur]

the in would be sane and the would be insane

what if jelly was purple and people were yellow and dogs were made of bananas

[Ken-Chan]

then i would eat dog flavored purple jelly

what if we were metal based

[Divine Dragoon]

You mean Silicate based my uneducated aussie friend ;)

what if we (as in the hole human race) lived to be 500 years old instead of the ruff 80-96 years that we live

[Ken-Chan]

You mean Silicate based my uneducated aussie friend ;)

no i meant i metal base under our feet :P

then the world be more overpopulated than it already is

what if we had flying cats

[Divine Dragoon]

You mean Silicate based my uneducated aussie friend ;)

no i meant i metal base under our feet :P



Metal is Silicate Based you nut job check the periodic table! theirs is no element called Metal haha!!

then Id be shooting at flying targets

what if Kenpachi wasn't drunk?

[Tazuto]

You mean Silicate based my uneducated aussie friend ;)

no i meant i metal base under our feet :P



Metal is Silicate Based you nut job check the periodic table! theirs is no element called Metal haha!!

then Id be shooting at flying targets

what if Kenpachi wasn't drunk?
no one knows

what if you were?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id be crying

what if Abyss was a happy person

[Ken-Chan]

it would be scary

what if abyss was half boy half girl

[Divine Dragoon]

Bet you 20 Abyss is

what if Abyss was a 60 year old drug lord?

[Ken-Chan]

awesome just awesome and scary

what if abyss was 7

[Divine Dragoon]

Then I be getting yelled at by a angry 7yr old

What if Adyss and Odessa were the same person?

[Ken-Chan]

\then we would know a lot about abyss

what if i was abyss

[Odessa]

then i'd be *really* confused right now.



what if a person's gender could be changed at whim?

[Tazuto]

then i'd be *really* confused right now.



what if a person's gender could be changed at whim?



the world would be a better and scarier place

what if only you could?

[Ken-Chan]

i can cant everybody

what if there was only one gender and insted of pregnancy we just multiplied

[Divine Dragoon]

This would be the planet of the amoeba people hehe

what if it was world wide chop some wood day

[Odessa]

then i would have to smuggle my evil tree and bulbasuar army out of sight, where no one would expet to find them.


what if chuck norris asked you to be his sidekick?

[BopBopBop]

i would die of all the honor.


what if Chuck Norris died :o :o :o :o

[Odessa]

the sale of his gyms would sky plummet without his endorsement.


what if God showed up high, and decided from now on men has to bear the children, going through childbirth and all?

[Divine Dragoon]

well fair is fair right?

what if ABC and 123 were switched?

[acutekat]

the jackson's 5 song would not be changed

what if elvis built egypt

[Divine Dragoon]

then he would really be the king!!!! haha

what if acutekat didn't speak in a weird way

[acutekat]

then i would give a care about my spelling and or mechanics


what if i remebered to put in a what if

[Kyle X]

Then I would respond to it for a good reason, instead of creating a temporal paradox wherein cause precedes effect or ceases to be at all.

[acutekat]

and no what if


what if i got a coke in the vending machine instead of a mountain dew

[imphic]

then you would maintain a high sperm count (according to urban lore)

what if penguins ally with the polar bears and attack because they're upset about global warming

[Kyle X]

Then Scully and Mulder would investigate and finally the X-files would be shut down permanently because of how ridiculous you would have to be to believe in an alliance for peace between the aforementioned animals. Some animals might die too.

What if I actually start playing these games properly and do things right from now on?

[Odessa]

then you would become a regualr and welcomed into the secret society, and told the secret handshake.

what if we had a secret handshake on the internet?

[Issitheus]

*performs complex hand movement*


...oh, we don't? Then what the hell did I just do?

What if I just performed the secret handshake of the internet?

[Odessa]

then i would be amazed at your awesomeness.

what if i was your fangirl?

[Issitheus]

Aren't you already?

*hands Odessa a t-shirt with a still from my avatar on it*

Fits perfectly.

What if it hadn't fit?

[Odessa]

then i'd wear it super tight to show off my rack.


what if you were my sex slave>

[Issitheus]

Who's to say I'm not?

What if I stopped disproving all of Odessa's statements?

[Odessa]

then we'd have to finsd some other way to fill this ex space.


what if i wasn't incredily drowsy and in a medicine for ringht now>

[Issitheus]

Then you'd spell correctly like you usually do.

What if Odessa's grammar was comparable to Ellen's?

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

what if this forum never existed :o ??? :o

*cue church organ* Dun DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

:-\ i'd have to find another way to murder my free time, like a life *shiver*

[Kuwabara]

Dun DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN


huh?...you called?

then we woudnt be talking right now

what if you could have one item (that really exists)....but you had to sacrifice the person closest to you?

[Divine Dragoon]

then many loved ones would parish randomly

what if Abyss came out and said what they were?

[Odessa]

there would be some serios jaw droppings.

What if Abraham Licoln came back from the dead?

[Tazuto]

depends on his new image and if he wanted to eat some brains or not

what if hitler did?

[acutekat]

he cant his body is in too many places

what if your tuna caserol came back to life

[Tazuto]

if i thought odessa liked tuna caserol i would do what she would smashing it with a hammer and continue eating it O-o

what if bald eagles werent endangered?

[Odessa]

they would be served with eggs and toast.


what was that about me liking tuna casserole? i'm allergic to ALL fish, from tuna to shell fish.

[Tazuto]

i did not know enough about you

what if i asked for forgiveness?(not that i dont already knwo the answer)*runs*

[Odessa]

hehe, no need to ask for forgiveness. i thought it was funny to see my name come up at semi-random :)



what if i wasn't allergic to fish?

[Tazuto]

*runs back* my joke would make sense

what if i said your name comes up alot more then you think?