[Lord_Oknek]

and grotesque like

[Filleffs]

a big hairy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dino dick that

[Mawelli]

throbbed way too

[Pontaloy]

many times as

[abyssion1337]

it was eaten

[rawr_rawr]

by the albino

[Filleffs]

elephant who was

[abyssion1337]

not about to

[Issitheus]

give you up

[rawr_rawr]

for the monstrous

[Mawelli]

Charles, prince of

[Pink_Nipple]

Darkness and Gayness,

[abyssion1337]

of children's card

[Mawelli]

games and tiny

[Filleffs]

elfs. Once again

[Odessa]

zombies arise to

[Filleffs]

devour us all

[Odessa]

for forgetting to

[Pontaloy]

flush the toilets

[Pink_Nipple]

. In other words

[Mawelli]

leave the toilet

[Filleffs]

and just go

[abyssion1337]

to the rave

[Filleffs]

party over at

[Pontaloy]

Kaede's house. She

[Filleffs]

will not accept

[rawr_rawr]

Italian chefs that

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rape little kittens

[rawr_rawr]

they find in

[Mawelli]

the soup. This

[Filleffs]

soup was made

[Pink_Nipple]

by two smiling

[Luppi-tan]

Monkeys throwing poo.

[Mawelli]

To be exact,

[Pink_Nipple]

450 reindeers will

[Mawelli]

like to lick

[Pink_Nipple]

some fruit icecream

[Pontaloy]

off some strange

[Mawelli]

carribean origin. While

[abyssion1337]

Nirvana sang their

[Pink_Nipple]

songs, Batman kidnapped

[Mawelli]

Bruce Wayne so

[1337uvis]

the cute catgirls

[Mawelli]

could use the

[1337uvis]

batmobile for their

[abyssion1337]

sexy car wash

[Mawelli]

at the carpark

[abyssion1337]

in the center

[Mawelli]

of your hideous

[abyssion1337]

. All your base

[Mawelli]

of your hideous


. All your base (?)

are belong to

[abyssion1337]

of your hideous


. All your base (?)

are belong to

oops I must be tired, I thought it said "hideouts"

the great mighty

[Mawelli]

U.S. We will

[abyssion1337]

also take all

[Mawelli]

your bases and

[abyssion1337]

All your oil

[Mawelli]

. To ensure that

[abyssion1337]

you can't drive

[Filleffs]

longer than to

[abyssion1337]

get across your

[rawr_rawr]

yard during a

[abyssion1337]

hailstorm in the

[rawr_rawr]

summer heat of

[Filleffs]

a day in

[abyssion1337]

the life of

[rawr_rawr]

the guy who

[abyssion1337]

was on fire

[rawr_rawr]

during the act

[abyssion1337]

of building a

[rawr_rawr]

great wall across

[abyssion1337]

the atlantic ocean

[Mawelli]

, you must try

[abyssion1337]

to use the

[Mawelli]

wheel chair with

[Pink_Nipple]

custom tires and

[Mawelli]

wunderbaums hanging on

[abyssion1337]

great balls of

[Mawelli]

chocolate strawberry flava.

[Pink_Nipple]

When chocolate rabbits

[abyssion1337]

with unusual names

[Pink_Nipple]

start to smoke

[abyssion1337]

an iguana named

[Mawelli]

Abdullah al-Saeed,

[abyssion1337]

who liked to

[Issitheus]

rape baby seals

[Ionzorg]

made a hasty

[abyssion1337]

but brave retreat

[rawr_rawr]

to the misty

[Odessa]

lake of Pudding

[abyssion1337]

with giant gummy

[rawr_rawr]

hands made by

[Odessa]

string-cheese and super glue

[rawr_rawr]

from the land

[Odessa]

down under. Then

[rawr_rawr]

the beast of

[Odessa]

Talwar attacked the

[rawr_rawr]

tiny people of

[abyssion1337]

the mighty ooze

[rawr_rawr]

that spawned from

[Odessa]

Abyss's unwashed clothes

[abyssion1337]

and consumed all

[rawr_rawr]

maggots in the

[Odessa]

Boston Metro area

[abyssion1337]

but the smoking

[rawr_rawr]

tires in the

[Odessa]

skies of Chicago

[Filleffs]

continued to burn

[abyssion1337]

under the great

[Issitheus]

mighty poo who

[abyssion1337]

threw his ****

[Filleffs]

on you. Then

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by

[Filleffs]

the eight legged

[abyssion1337]

bat of doom.

[Filleffs]

It had eyes

[abyssion1337]

that were ablaze

[Jazean]

with fire retardent

[abyssion1337]

trees bearing some

[Mawelli]

weird sort of

(when do you guys want me to post the so far compiled version? or i cud send it in email too)

[1337uvis]

hot soft catgirls

[abyssion1337]

that liked to

[Mawelli]

eat Hello Kitty

[Odessa]

and read blogs

[Filleffs]

that sucks ass

[Mawelli]

. It was no

[Filleffs]

secret that Gandalf

[Mawelli]

the White could

[Pink_Nipple]

use sticky papers

[Odessa]

to detonate smurfs

[abyssion1337]

with great precision

[Mawelli]

while balancing on

[Pink_Nipple]

the verge of

[Mawelli]

Captain Falcons ship,

[Ionzorg]

reciting the Elvish

[Mawelli]

hymn of the

[abyssion1337]

great otaku god

[azusaka110]

which coincidentally looks

[Mawelli]

just like a

[Odessa]

mutated hybrid of

[abyssion1337]

Hitler and Napoleon

[Mawelli]

. Sucking his swastika,

[rawr_rawr]

made from sheep

[Pink_Nipple]

bones and rabbit

[Odessa]

livers. His Rival

[Pink_Nipple]

lived in Mordor

[Mawelli]

and liked to

[abyssion1337]

eat spam a

[Pink_Nipple]

lot. So Gandalf

[azusaka110]

decided to make

[Filleffs]

a cake to

[azusaka110]

fulfill his desire

[Filleffs]

but the cake

[azusaka110]

was a lie

[Filleffs]

so he became

[azusaka110]

A GIANT ROFLCOPTER

[Ellen Feiss]

who crashed

[azusaka110]

. This was sad,

[Ellen Feiss]

when u were

[Issitheus]

young is a

[azusaka110]

song that is

[Filleffs]

sucks ass

[Ellen Feiss]

and also

[Filleffs]

was featured in

[Ellen Feiss]

a preschool.

[Filleffs]

In the preschool

[azusaka110]

the children trained

[Filleffs]

to be professional

[azusaka110]

newfags and /b/tards

[Filleffs]

, but the internet

[azusaka110]

,which lurks encyclopediadramatica,

[Mawelli]

didn't want them

[azusaka110]

to become /b/tarded

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and forced girls

[Ionzorg]

to make murdercake

[Ryoku_Masu]

in their house

[Ionzorg]

all over the

[Ryoku_Masu]

the football field

[Ionzorg]

. This greatly pleased

[azusaka110]

suiseiseki, who wanted

[Filleffs]

to kill every

[azusaka110]

person that doesn't

[Filleffs]

obey her

[azusaka110]

numerous desu desires

[Filleffs]

to make her

[Mawelli]

the ultimate desu

[Filleffs]

of the universe

[azusaka110]

. The desu deity,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Desumachogaromanunafaredonimy is a

[Issitheus]

3 letter word

[Filleffs]

which can confuse

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the people of

[Mawelli]

Jerusalem. While walking

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

today I killed

[Mawelli]

a lot of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

carbohydrates and ran

[azusaka110]

headfirst into knives,

[Ryoku_Masu]

mortally wounded on

[S.ifr]

my fist, so

[Ryoku_Masu]

later on he

[azusaka110]

baked some cookies,

[Ryoku_Masu]

with some murdercake

[azusaka110]

on the side.

[Ryoku_Masu]

After eating everything,

[abyssion1337]

The dark lord

[azusaka110]

said "ittedakimasu", and

[Ryoku_Masu]

pulled a sword,

[abyssion1337]

from his ass

[Ryoku_Masu]

to cut up

[azusaka110]

all the men

[Ryoku_Masu]

in the restroom

[abyssion1337]

for metroids. The

[Ryoku_Masu]

dark lord then

[abyssion1337]

had his life

[Ryoku_Masu]

held captive by

[Pontaloy]

Issitheus, who then

[Issitheus]

raped it senselessly (wait what?)

[Pontaloy]

with his mechanical (you heard right)

[Pink_Nipple]

coffee-mill, rather

[Filleffs]

than his small

[abyssion1337]

frumpy poodle that

[Pink_Nipple]

liked throwing cornflakes

[Filleffs]

at danish people.

[Pink_Nipple]

That day Issi

[abyssion1337]

lost his soul to

[Filleffs]

the danish people

[Mawelli]

of Nepal, who

[Ryoku_Masu]

like swiss parmesan

[abyssion1337]

and companion cubes

[azusaka110]

provide much enjoyment

[Ryoku_Masu]

to AMV Hell's

[azusaka110]

large multifaceted populous

[Ryoku_Masu]

AMV Hell viewing,

[abyssion1337]

which caused the

[Ryoku_Masu]

ultimate website of

[azusaka110]

mass destruction to

[Ryoku_Masu]

race underwater for

[azusaka110]

"The Goompa Chassis",

[Ryoku_Masu]

which tastes like

[azusaka110]

Night shift nurses.

[Ryoku_Masu]

(Oh NO! dont even mention that AMV Hell 0 ref.)

After that the,

[azusaka110]

nurses got pissed

(heh...)

[Ryoku_Masu]

cuz of AMV

[azusaka110]

hell 0, which

[Ryoku_Masu]

disgusted them in

[azusaka110]

horrible scarring ways.

[Ryoku_Masu]

Never eating chocolate

[azusaka110]

, the Nurses fought

[Ryoku_Masu]

the doctor that

[azusaka110]

abused them with

[Ryoku_Masu]

eating filthy scat

[azusaka110]

for no reason

[Ryoku_Masu]

so then they

[azusaka110]

got really depressed

[Ryoku_Masu]

,made the doctor

[azusaka110]

kick some kids,

[Ryoku_Masu]

for his idiotic

[azusaka110]

child punting fetish

[Ryoku_Masu]

and scat fetish

[Filleffs]

, they also made

[Mawelli]

a nice pie

[Luppi-tan]

For an evil giant.

[Mawelli]

To ensure that

[Filleffs]

the large hadron

[abyssion1337]

monster that eats

[Mawelli]

cookies will survive,

[azusaka110]

due to the

[Filleffs]

big bone fracture

[Ryoku_Masu]

located in its

[Lord_Oknek]

Pancreas. Bob appeared

[Issitheus]

and raped him

[Ryoku_Masu]

with Chiyo plushies

[Issitheus]

stood and watched

[Ryoku_Masu]

at his misery

[Mawelli]

and then pissed

[Filleffs]

in his mouth

[Mawelli]

in a way

[Pink_Nipple]

more perverted than

[abyssion1337]

Wayne Brady and

[Issitheus]

some choked bitch

[abyssion1337]

with Mako Tsunami.

[Filleffs]

5000 miles north

[Ryoku_Masu]

there was some

[Mawelli]

huge Power Ranger

[Filleffs]

who went berserk

[Pink_Nipple]

after eating mushrooms

[abyssion1337]

of amazing strength

[Ryoku_Masu]

he received indigestion

[Mawelli]

. The badgers helped

[Ionzorg]

increase the pain

[Odessa]

by throwing some

[Mawelli]

bloody tampons at

[Odessa]

the ranger's eyes

[Mawelli]

so that IT

[Filleffs]

couldn't see ****

[Mawelli]

. As a result

[Filleffs]

the whole world

[Mawelli]

would see the

[Filleffs]

end pretty soon

[Mawelli]

and all the