[Ken-Chan]

of my huge

[abyssion1337]

cat. Soon all

[1337uvis]

of the creepy

[abyssion1337]

people were crushed

[Adjacent Badger]

by a load

[The Ever Strange Look]

of puppy feathers

[1337uvis]

which were dropped

[The Ever Strange Look]

in sequential order

[Adjacent Badger]

from an aircraft-carrier

[1337uvis]

that was being

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

a 404 error

[Mawelli]

. Bemused, the people

[Ken-Chan]

screaming in terror

[abyssion1337]

ran to the

[The Ever Strange Look]

Genies Magic Lamp

[abyssion1337]

and asked how

[The Ever Strange Look]

sex went again

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

The assault cannon,

[abyssion1337]

banana chair love

[The Ever Strange Look]

and almighty Om

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Yelled "MAIM!!, KILL!!,

[Useful]

and ate the

[abyssion1337]

the titanic. The

[Useful]

Titanic was annoyed

[abyssion1337]

and cut itself

[S.ifr]

with mega ultra

[Mawelli]

forks of doom!

[S.ifr]

These forks were

[abyssion1337]

were magical and

[Adjacent Badger]

shiny yellowish brown.

[abyssion1337]

Triumph forks were

[The Ever Strange Look]

slaughtered with Bree

[abyssion1337]

and cast into

[Adjacent Badger]

Gorge of Eternal

[Useful]

Gorge of Eternal


Cheezy Death. Walter

[abyssion1337]

the cammel had

[Useful]

just removed his

[Adjacent Badger]

absolutely terrible headache,

[abyssion1337]

with the great

[Useful]

Fork of Yellow-Brownishness

[Mawelli]

, just to realize

[Useful]

that he'd also

[Mawelli]

need to polish

[The Ever Strange Look]

his hoovers magic

[Useful]

vacuum from his

[Issitheus]

general crotch area.

[Useful]

After this madness,

[Adjacent Badger]

he decided to

[Infinity]

shoot himself and

[Mawelli]

hang a pair

[Adjacent Badger]

of worn-out socks

[1337uvis]

on his head.

[Mawelli]

This looked so

[1337uvis]

friggin cool that

[acutekat]

HE EXPLODED with

[abyssion1337]

much force. The

[Adjacent Badger]

next door neighbour

[abyssion1337]

got cought in

[Adjacent Badger]

an Alien Crossfire.

[abyssion1337]

They were horribly

[acutekat]

and inhumanely forced

[1337uvis]

to watch AMVHELL0

[Infinity]

then they vommited

[azusaka110]

all over the

[Adjacent Badger]

world and sang

[abyssion1337]

the song that

[Useful]

involved the penises

[Mawelli]

and large cups

[Useful]

of white fluid

[abyssion1337]

that was very

[Adjacent Badger]

similar to goat-milk.

[abyssion1337]

It sprayed all

[Useful]

over that chick

[Adjacent Badger]

emptying the garbage

[1337uvis]

on garbage day.

<offtopic>
sorry, couldn&#39;t contain the wonder that the mere mention of AMV Hell 0 made this story turn 180 degrees around xD
</offtpoic>

[Adjacent Badger]

She emptied the

[abyssion1337]

barn of all

[smeegs]

the garbage, ecchi

[Adjacent Badger]

gushed out of

[Mawelli]

the small hole

[Adjacent Badger]

called left ear

[abyssion1337]

which than grew

[Mawelli]

enermous. All the

[Adjacent Badger]

characters spoke Portuguese

[Useful]

and wore nothing

[Issitheus]

except clothes. Astonished,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

zombies raped a

[abyssion1337]

tree that could

[Adjacent Badger]

speak and understand

[The Ever Strange Look]

WingDigs font and

[abyssion1337]

spoke Klingon. It

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

grew fruit that

[abyssion1337]

punched babies and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

seduced FAT men

[abyssion1337]

; it used its

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

roots to smash

[abyssion1337]

the children&#39;s teeth

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and brains. The

[Mawelli]

tree took revenge

[abyssion1337]

for being brutally

[Adjacent Badger]

arrested by the

[Mawelli]

buttsecks ninjas who

[Adjacent Badger]

were members of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the kkk and

[abyssion1337]

the neo Nazis

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. changing the subject

[abyssion1337]

he began to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rub his nipples

[abyssion1337]

with sandpaper. It

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

chaffed them terribly

[smeegs]

and they disintegrated

[Mawelli]

into tiny particles,

[abyssion1337]

of dust, then

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

began to morph

[abyssion1337]

into the great

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

chaffed tit monster

[Mawelli]

which could suck

[abyssion1337]

like a puffer

[Mawelli]

. This monster was

[smeegs]

made of giant

[acutekat]

head crabs destined

[Adjacent Badger]

for glory and

[acutekat]

greatness the likes

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

of which noone

[abyssion1337]

could even imagine.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

yet something always

[abyssion1337]

remined you of

[1337uvis]

your dead little

[Mawelli]

squirrel struggling to

[abyssion1337]

to get that

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

acorn removed from

[Jasnic]

Somwhere where it

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hurts alot. "OW"

[acutekat]

. It advance upon

[Useful]

the hurty place

[acutekat]

and ate up

[Useful]

the hurty place

[acutekat]

and beat up

[Useful]

the hurty place

(I wonder how many times I can post this in a row?)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. Then asia started

[abyssion1337]

to set us

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

on fire because

[abyssion1337]

they had the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the balls to

[abyssion1337]

disrespect my authority.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

They also urinated

[Adjacent Badger]

fiercely and randomly

[Mawelli]

on little kittens

[Adjacent Badger]

lying in the

[Infinity]

coffin full of

[Adjacent Badger]

broken coconut shells.

[acutekat]

and then something

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

funny happened to

[Useful]

the hurty place

(W00t! 4 times! ;D)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is the

[abyssion1337]

only way to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

get knocked up

[Mawelli]

by drunken somalian

[Adjacent Badger]

words of insult.

[Filleraol]

The drunken somalian

[Useful]

, the hurty place,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

useful stated happily

[abyssion1337]

nothing of importance

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is awesome

[Mawelli]

because this makes

[abyssion1337]

the rest of

[Mawelli]

the french seem

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

worse then imagined

[Filleraol]

. You could say

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that SS_nyuu911_SS&#39;s feet

[Adjacent Badger]

were smelly and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

extremely sexy. One

[Adjacent Badger]

could throw up

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a ball and

[Filleraol]

9 screwdrivers and

[Chii]

throw a baby

[Filleraol]

OVER NINE THOUSAAAND

[Chii]

FAT GERMAN MEN

[acutekat]

oh come on

[Mawelli]

shouted the fat

[smeegs]

German men as

[Mawelli]

they balanced on

[abyssion1337]

the massive mounds

[Filleraol]

while drinking beer

[Ken-Chan]

and no pants

[Adjacent Badger]

Were missing due

[abyssion1337]

the entrance of

[Chii]

fat little kids

[abyssion1337]

who were chased

[Chii]

by MICHAEL JACKSON

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and chii. One

[Filleraol]

of the kids

[Ellen Feiss]

who shot filleraol

[Filleraol]

got slaughtered by

[Ellen Feiss]

ME.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Ellen feiss forgot

[Chii]

to go to

[Useful]

the hurty place

(sixth time? Anyway, I&#39;m on a roll! :D)

[Chii]

deep in useful&#39;s

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

anus. but then

[Filleraol]

he suddenly remembered

[Useful]

the hurty place

(Bwahahaha! I own! #7!

...

no one loves me so I play games with myself :&#39;()

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

was his mouth

[Useful]

. The hurty place

(#8)

[Filleraol]

was also known

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to be naked.

[Filleraol]

Ellen wasn&#39;t satisfied

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

with tiny boys

[Filleraol]

so he went

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

little boy shopping

[Filleraol]

with michael jackson.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

MJ drove them

[Filleraol]

to neverland ranch

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and raped them

[Filleraol]

until they were

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

torn and dead.

[Filleraol]

Ellen regretted what

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

happened to tiny

[Ionzorg]

Tim, so she

[Mawelli]

paid the funeral

[Adjacent Badger]

to console herself.

[abyssion1337]

Suddenly the great

[Filleraol]

Gandalf the white

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

raped the corpse

[Filleraol]

with his magical

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dink of pain

[Filleraol]

. Later, his horse

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sucked his dink

[Ionzorg]

which did not

[Infinity]

blow da bomb

[abyssion1337]

but did blow

[Issitheus]

Chuck Norris&#39;s huge

[Mawelli]

unicorn. This made

[abyssion1337]

The great plant

[Filleraol]

very angry and

[Chii]

relesed some random

[Ionzorg]

post-op transvestite midgets

[abyssion1337]

that quickly jumped

[Filleraol]

towards chuck norris

[Infinity]

who tried to

[abyssion1337]

evade them but

[Filleraol]

they were too

[abyssion1337]

fast for him

[Scrooge]

and they hit

[Filleraol]

him right in

[abyssion1337]

the knee caps.

[Scrooge]

He fell to

[Filleraol]

the ground, and

[Scrooge]

then he got

[Filleraol]

a huge stone

[Scrooge]

and threw it

[Infinity]

but he hit

[Filleraol]

an old lady

[Scrooge]

which caused her

[Filleraol]

hip to break.

[Scrooge]

Chuck norris got

[Adjacent Badger]

mail from home,

[Scrooge]

because he was

[Adjacent Badger]

sad and lonely

[Filleraol]

without his Total Gym?.

[Adjacent Badger]

Frogs came raining

[Filleraol]

from the sky

[Adjacent Badger]

, dressed in red

[Filleraol]

pants and green

[smeegs]

overalls also wearing

[Adjacent Badger]

base ball caps

[abyssion1337]

and bright orange

[Filleraol]

bandanas.

[abyssion1337]

he then shot

[Adjacent Badger]

he then shut

the door tightly

[Filleraol]

to make sure

[Useful]

the hurty place

(#8!)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

didnt fall off

[Scrooge]

and crash into

[Ken-Chan]

the queen of

[Filleraol]

England, who was

[Ken-Chan]

raped by a

[Byakuya]

Giant chicken :P

[Filleraol]

The chicken was

[Scrooge]

as big as

[Filleraol]

a full grown

[Scrooge]

as a tyranorsauras

[Infinity]

rex equipped with

[Scrooge]

a tommy gun

[Infinity]

on his back

[Ionzorg]

and brass knuckles.

[Adjacent Badger]

from a swiss

[Mawelli]

bank, the chicken (how is it that every1 is getting raped and molested in this story ;O)

[abyssion1337]

used it&#39;s tallons

[Adjacent Badger]

to slice cucumber

[abyssion1337]

and carrots and

[Adjacent Badger]

threw them into

[abyssion1337]

a huge pot

[Adjacent Badger]

of leprechaun&#39;s gold.

[abyssion1337]

and watermelon. Then

[Adjacent Badger]

The rainbow ended

[Ionzorg]

the life of

[Adjacent Badger]

Brian.

[Amber_Cot]

brian was loved

[Ionzorg]

, as was his