[S.ifr]

decided to call

[Pink_Nipple]

Shiva and Odin

[S.ifr]

; dumber bitches so

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

then Shiva pulled

[Mawelli]

out her humangous

[The Ever Strange Look]

slinky spring and

[S.ifr]

and mirror shield

[Mawelli]

which could reflect

[Pink_Nipple]

any spell except

[Mawelli]

the spell of

[Pink_Nipple]

*edit*

mighty blizzard storm

[abyssion1337]

of hungry zerglings

[Pink_Nipple]

. In that case

[abyssion1337]

All the marines

[Pink_Nipple]

took their bolters

[Mawelli]

and licked their

[abyssion1337]

girlfriend's massive tits

[Mawelli]

which happened to

[S.ifr]

produce fried milk

[The Ever Strange Look]

which when mixed

[abyssion1337]

with pop rocks

[1337uvis]

and horny catgirls

[abyssion1337]

which caused violent

[Mawelli]

outbursts of penises

[abyssion1337]

and Kurt Cobain

[Mawelli]

, who liked to

[ninjis]

chug down lots

[Mawelli]

of glowing ninjas.

[Pink_Nipple]

Then Kurt started

[Luppi-tan]

to kung fu fight

[Pink_Nipple]

everyone with deep

[abyssion1337]

throat. It was

[Pink_Nipple]

very funny but

[abyssion1337]

Kurt shot himself

[Pink_Nipple]

with rusty fork

[abyssion1337]

in the chest.

[Pink_Nipple]

He was a

[abyssion1337]

great singer who

[Pink_Nipple]

always wanted to

[abyssion1337]

to go to

[Pink_Nipple]

Hell. That's why

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Pink_Nipple]

started to feel

[Mawelli]

lonely. In its

[abyssion1337]

sad little world

[Mawelli]

, the hurty place

[Pink_Nipple]

is always bored

[abyssion1337]

and wishes to

[Pink_Nipple]

fly away from

[Luppi-tan]

the Nazi goliath.

[Mawelli]

Unable to beat

[Pink_Nipple]

Chuck Norris it

[abyssion1337]

when you feel

[Mawelli]

slightly pink and

[abyssion1337]

always ready to

[Ionzorg]

defeat the enemies

[abyssion1337]

of the great

[Mawelli]

dump. Easily beaten,

[Pink_Nipple]

they are always

[abyssion1337]

used in the

[Pink_Nipple]

war as meat

[abyssion1337]

shields for the

[Pink_Nipple]

hurty places of

[Mawelli]

the hurty place.

[Pink_Nipple]

War is always

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dumb. Sometimes when

[Pink_Nipple]

Harry Potter faps

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

his fappy he

[Pink_Nipple]

is filled with

[Filleffs]

fried green onions

[Mawelli]

These fried green

[abyssion1337]

fritos were evil

[Mawelli]

and fapped like

[Pink_Nipple]

little pandas with

[Mawelli]

cheese on their

[Pink_Nipple]

buns. Graduation Ceremony

[Mawelli]

was a big

[Pink_Nipple]

surpise for Zerglings

[Mawelli]

who like licking

[Pink_Nipple]

their tails. Suffocation

[Ionzorg]

is a great

[Pink_Nipple]

thing to think

[Filleffs]

about when you

[The Ever Strange Look]

choke a smurf.

[Filleffs]

When you choke

[Mawelli]

, remember to try

[Pink_Nipple]

yourself at choking

[Mawelli]

little white giraffes

[Pink_Nipple]

in the zoo

[Filleffs]

all day long.

[Pink_Nipple]

Red Book says

[Mawelli]

Mao is the

[Filleffs]

Ruler of North

[Mawelli]

Swaziland, and bananas

[Filleffs]

suddenly came flying

[Mawelli]

through the internet,

[The Ever Strange Look]

so monolithic speedy

[Mawelli]

that the pope

[Filleffs]

**** himself when

[Mawelli]

reading an article

[The Ever Strange Look]

proving holy condoms

[S.ifr]

can do miraculous

[Mawelli]

things on sheep

[rawr_rawr]

while they sleep

[Mawelli]

on sharp razor

[rawr_rawr]

blades made from

[Mawelli]

ski wax and

[rawr_rawr]

rusty sporks from

[Mawelli]

Kentucky. All the

[rawr_rawr]

frying pans in

[Luppi-tan]

Peru, but

[rawr_rawr]

they are completely

[Filleffs]

unable to be

[S.ifr]

of any use

[Filleffs]

because they were

[rawr_rawr]

burned by the

[S.ifr]

magical, mysterious gnomes

[Filleffs]

who were singing

[rawr_rawr]

about the italian

[S.ifr]

who had buttsecks

[Filleffs]

with the portuguese

[rawr_rawr]

mouse man with

[Mawelli]

fish fingers and

[Pink_Nipple]

rusty hook-hand

[Luppi-tan]

killed the people

[Pink_Nipple]

from Albania while

[Luppi-tan]

he still knew what they did last summer.

[Pink_Nipple]

Three words allowed

[Luppi-tan]

Sorry. I'll try again.

While he still

[Pink_Nipple]

it's wasn't necessary. I started with 3 words so....anyway....


knew what they
:D

[Luppi-tan]

did last summer

[Pink_Nipple]

. It was horrible

[Luppi-tan]

A horrid accident

[Pink_Nipple]

of birth that

[Luppi-tan]

ended in miscarriage

[Pink_Nipple]

. But suddenly something

[Luppi-tan]

caught his leg

[Pink_Nipple]

and started to

[Luppi-tan]

trip, Indiana Jones

[Pink_Nipple]

took a fireaxe

[Luppi-tan]

and Jackie Chan

[Pink_Nipple]

and threw them

[Luppi-tan]

into a building

[Pink_Nipple]

of WTC and

[Mawelli]

took a dump.

[Pink_Nipple]

Then Jackie went

[Luppi-tan]

And kicked ass

[Mawelli]

so bad, that

[Luppi-tan]

His mom hurt

[Filleffs]

her ass when

[Pink_Nipple]

she was in

[Mawelli]

-side of the

[The Ever Strange Look]

bus that exploded.

[Filleffs]

200 years ago

[Pink_Nipple]

hedgehogs were giant

[Adjacent Badger]

-s, while dinosaurs

[Pink_Nipple]

fapped they quietly

[abyssion1337]

died a little

[Filleffs]

less than expected

[Adjacent Badger]

, but still enough

[abyssion1337]

for the SPORE

[Luppi-tan]

of Raptor Jesus

[Mawelli]

to get angry.

[Pink_Nipple]

That fact completely

[abyssion1337]

Made Pheonix Wright

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

angry to the

[Filleffs]

extend of raping

[Mawelli]

a tiny muscular

[Filleffs]

dwarf called Hans

[abyssion1337]

who then used

[Mawelli]

his magical shrimp

[abyssion1337]

that ate all

[Mawelli]

the beautiful cans

[abyssion1337]

of whoop ass

[Filleffs]

and gummi bears

[Pink_Nipple]

who were bathing

[abyssion1337]

in the blood

[Pink_Nipple]

of black dragon

[abyssion1337]

who Kisame killed.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Kisame sucked off

[abyssion1337]

himself before using

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the giant dildo

[Pink_Nipple]

to satisfy his

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

giant giant urge

[Pink_Nipple]

of eating shiny

[abyssion1337]

poisonous bottles of

[Pink_Nipple]

fried milk. Anthrax

[abyssion1337]

was not used

[Pink_Nipple]

for bad purpose

[abyssion1337]

other than a

[Mawelli]

tiny weenie bit.

[abyssion1337]

The protoss mothership

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

was in fact

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Mawelli]

which was very

[Pink_Nipple]

well protected by

[Filleffs]

a surrounding aura

[Pink_Nipple]

of horrible pain

[Mawelli]

that subsided the

[abyssion1337]

the zerglings stopped

[The Ever Strange Look]

to eat babies

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and then drink

[abyssion1337]

of the mighty

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cauldren of doom.

[Mawelli]

His **** snapped

[Filleffs]

when he was

[Mawelli]

dump, taking a

[abyssion1337]

taking a dump

^fix'd your way doesn't actually work in English

truck to the

[Filleffs]

local amusement park

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

for free rides.

[Filleffs]

The only problem

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is that the

[Filleffs]

amusement park doesn't

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

allow ****hiles to

[Filleffs]

to enter, but

[The Ever Strange Look]

once they danced

[Filleffs]

the caramelldansen dance

[Pontaloy]

it became obvious that

[Filleffs]

they were not

[Pontaloy]

evil enough to

[Filleffs]

rape little children

[Pink_Nipple]

. But actually they

[Pontaloy]

ate their dogs just to

[Pink_Nipple]

*use 3 words plx :D*


make some funny

[abyssion1337]

signs that tell

[Filleffs]

everybody to go

[Pontaloy]

* I see, just three words^^ sry *

eat some cucumber

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

salad which gave

[Filleffs]

power level 9000

[Pontaloy]

and a half

[abyssion1337]

which still wasn't

[Filleffs]

enough to beat

[Pontaloy]

anyone, but he

[Filleffs]

did it anyway.

[The Ever Strange Look]

Soon the magic

[Filleffs]

disappeared and they

[Pontaloy]

made pony tails

[Pink_Nipple]

for the celebration

[Pontaloy]

of the king

[Pink_Nipple]

Septim who allowed

[Pontaloy]

raging bunnies to

[acutekat]

destroy all humans

[Mawelli]

with HIV. While

[abyssion1337]

Swiper and Lupin

[Mawelli]

tried to eliminate

[abyssion1337]

all pikachus from

[Mawelli]

the Subspace, when

[Pontaloy]

Hitler emerged from

[Issitheus]

Tom Cruise's ass.

[Mawelli]

This caused such

[Pontaloy]

hellish pain, that

[Filleffs]

even Chuck Norris

[abyssion1337]

even Chuck Norris

NO, REDO THAT LINE WE ARE NOT USING CHUCK NORRIS

[Filleffs]

>_>
*I use whatever I waaaant*
but fine, have it your way



hellish pain, that

even the cookiemonster

[abyssion1337]

with flamming balls

[Pink_Nipple]

and pitching camaro

[abyssion1337]

that made an

[Adjacent Badger]

irregular whistling sound.

[abyssion1337]

The great mighty

[Adjacent Badger]

Winnie the Pooh

[abyssion1337]

threw his ****

[Adjacent Badger]

at Blind Pew.

[abyssion1337]

and the glorious

[Adjacent Badger]

Metropolitan Gospel Choir

[abyssion1337]

used their awesome

[Pink_Nipple]

voices to summon

[Luppi-tan]

EXODIA!!! Who obliterated

[Pink_Nipple]

every Pink Rabbit

[Luppi-tan]

and blue eyes

[Pink_Nipple]

started to roll

[Luppi-tan]

At the joke

[abyssion1337]

of the white

[Pink_Nipple]

Mage called Zyxter

[Mawelli]

. Upon witnessing this

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

began to rub

[abyssion1337]

the happy place

[Pontaloy]

in a disturbing

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sort of speed.

[abyssion1337]

the king of

[Filleffs]

Mordordordordordor showed up

[abyssion1337]

when they built

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the wooden ass

[Pontaloy]

out of plastic

[Filleffs]

carbon fiber bags

[Pink_Nipple]

made in Romania

[rawr_rawr]

to kill the

[Filleffs]

prince of Liechtenstein

[Luppi-tan]

and rape him

[abyssion1337]

with Bad Horse

[Pink_Nipple]

Whip and Great

[Mawelli]

Leather Covered Cow

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

,who is gay.

[abyssion1337]

Suddenly Rick Astley

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

became a gruesome

[Issitheus]

Rickrolling beast of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sex and drugs

[Mawelli]

which gave Rick

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a horrible tumor

[Filleffs]

which was big