[Odessa]

Xalorith's right ear

[Xalorith]

. It was then

[Odessa]

Xalorith had enough

[Xalorith]

and decided to

[abyssion1337]

join the Olympics.

[Xalorith]

There was much

[Odessa]

confusion over his

[Xalorith]

inability to make

[Odessa]

himself dressed appropriately

[Xalorith]

for the important

[abyssion1337]

stone temple pilots.

[Xalorith]

Therefor the correct

[abyssion1337]

way to win

[Xalorith]

is by using

[abyssion1337]

king Leon's golden

[Xalorith]

twig of unimaginable

[Odessa]

penetration. The women

[Xalorith]

would scream in

[Odessa]

wildly orgasmic joy

[Xalorith]

as he continued

[abyssion1337]

to use his

[Xalorith]

giant weapon of

[Divine Dragoon]

Biblical proportions on

[Odessa]

the spellbound crowds

[abyssion1337]

in the merry

[T8]

christmas tree and

[Odessa]

Southern baptist churches

[abyssion1337]

were burned by

[Pontaloy]

old ladies with

[Divine Dragoon]

big fat sagging

[Odessa]

beer bellies that

[Jazean]

felt the wrath

[abyssion1337]

of Khan. He

[Xalorith]

chucked up a

[Odessa]

woodchuck that chucked

[abyssion1337]

the amazing carp

[Odessa]

of carp city

[abyssion1337]

who used carp

[Divine Dragoon]

crap to fling

[abyssion1337]

at large carp

[Odessa]

carrying more crap

[abyssion1337]

and bigger carp

[Divine Dragoon]

to fill up

[abyssion1337]

the carp gate

[Jazean]

of carpathia's bar

[abyssion1337]

that the carp

[Jazean]

built out of

[Odessa]

even more carp

[abyssion1337]

used carp guns

[Odessa]

without sniper scopes

[abyssion1337]

but carp scopes

[Odessa]

with flaming carps

[Divine Dragoon]

crap carp crap

[abyssion1337]

doing the caramelldansen

[Odessa]

while snorting coke

[Divine Dragoon]

From the Bottle

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/2472927005_901dd036ec.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

of a coke

[abyssion1337]

and caramel turtles

[Odessa]

. Then things got

[abyssion1337]

very very sneaky

[Odessa]

when ninjas arrived

[abyssion1337]

who weren't detected

[Ionzorg]

by the pirates

[abyssion1337]

that were all

[Odessa]

under Vicky's command

[abyssion1337]

before being slaughtered

[Odessa]

by nothing, as

[abyssion1337]

by nothing, except

the fearsome jabberwocky

[Odessa]

hey, you can't change my words! i call foul!!!

[Ken-Chan]

what happens in this situation

[Pink_Nipple]

hey, you can't change my words! i call foul!!!




what happens in this situation

>:(

who claimed the

[jrazur]

golden nugget of

[Odessa]

( marches out side topic in protest)

[Adjacent Badger]

the Castle Aargh.

[jrazur]

So after that

[1337uvis]

the horny catgirls

[jrazur]

got on top

[Ionzorg]

of the castle

[Adjacent Badger]

they tore the

[Ionzorg]

clothing from their

[Adjacent Badger]

clothes-lines, while they

[jrazur]

were putting on

[Odessa]

thier bondage gear

[jrazur]

in front of

[Odessa]

50 school children

[jrazur]

that were totally

[Odessa]

inspired, and imitated

[jrazur]

by the size

[Kuwabara]

of the enormous

[Odessa]

(imitated by the size? i was going for "to copy" not "to shake in fear" as in intimidate. oh well...)

cat girls tails

[jrazur]

slapped all the

[Jazean]

tiny emo babies

[abyssion1337]

with infinite glee

[Tazuto]

bounceing around

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Odessa]

of ellen-feiss's room

[Divine Dragoon]

in the underground

[abyssion1337]

of the capital

[jrazur]

building near the

[Tazuto]

strip club

[Divine Dragoon]

mama works at

[jrazur]

the bar at

[1337uvis]

the hot catgirls'

[Tazuto]

swinging party

(id LOVE to see someone string these all together into a book)

[Pink_Nipple]

so everyone could


(actually Maweli has compiled about 90% of that in a single story. I have a copy (SIGNED!) so i can continue his work. and use 3 words each time plx)

[jrazur]

see the hot

[Kuwabara]

and sexy catgirls

[jrazur]

. So the Sexy

[Kuwabara]

catgirls danced beautifully

[jrazur]

and as the

[Odessa]

beer arrived, mankind

[jrazur]

raised a bottle

[Odessa]

in salute of

[jrazur]

the catgirls and

[Ionzorg]

drank until they

[Odessa]

lost control of

[Ken-Chan]

their clothes, then

[Odessa]

wierd **** happened

[Ken-Chan]

that amazed the

[Odessa]

historians for centuries.

[Ken-Chan]

Why were the

[Odessa]

league of busty

[Ken-Chan]

cheerleaders in skimpy

[Odessa]

lingerie, jumping on

[Ken-Chan]

a trampoline while

[Odessa]

in a air-conditioned

[Ken-Chan]

jelly house, so

[Tazuto]

they had a

[Ken-Chan]

a jelly wrestling

[abyssion1337]

neko-chan! neko-chan attacked

[Ken-Chan]

they started to

[abyssion1337]

they started to
that makes no sense in relation to my last post

[Ken-Chan]

so they start

is that better

[Odessa]

-ed to run away

[abyssion1337]

so they start

is that better
only a little in that it at least technically makes sense

[Ken-Chan]

so they start

is that better
only a little in that it at least technically makes sense

stop being so politically correct i demand randomness

anyway back to story

but got trapped

[abyssion1337]

by Kenpachi's failure

[Ken-Chan]

but kenpachi managed

[abyssion1337]

to bribe the

[Ken-Chan]

otaku god to

[abyssion1337]

not call the

[Ken-Chan]

suicidal fuzz balls

[Tazuto]

to kill us

[Ken-Chan]

but were saved

[Tazuto]

by the hot

[Ken-Chan]

and very short

[Odessa]

midget dwarf league

[Ken-Chan]

soccer players. People

[abyssion1337]

then beat themselves

[Tazuto]

senseless with a

[Ken-Chan]

carbon based lifeform

[abyssion1337]

that used itsv

[Ken-Chan]

spiked tail to

[Mawelli]

slice the cute

[abyssion1337]

puppies in half

[Ken-Chan]

then they ate

[abyssion1337]

the blood of

[Tazuto]

dead old cows

[Mawelli]

and spit out

[Tazuto]

onto the flat

[Mawelli]

nose of Zaephod

[abyssion1337]

the man with

[Mawelli]

the greatest, sloppiest,

[abyssion1337]

great golden book

[Ken-Chan]

sat down to

[Mawelli]

take a dump.

[abyssion1337]

Then Brian Boitano

[Ken-Chan]

kicked an ass

[Odessa]

30 miles away

[Ken-Chan]

with his super

[Mawelli]

powerful mega shoe,

[abyssion1337]

and saved the

[Ken-Chan]

day from the

[Luppi-tan]

giant evil Tarrasques.

[abyssion1337]

and fought the

[Ken-Chan]

evil robot king

[Mawelli]

Kumo-san,who

[Ken-Chan]

liked to touch

[Mawelli]

toilet seats and

[Ken-Chan]

sniff them while

[Mawelli]

shaving his armpits.

[Pink_Nipple]

People were happy

[abyssion1337]

because the great

[Pink_Nipple]

punishment made them

[abyssion1337]

into good beef

[Ken-Chan]

cutlets that tasted

[Mawelli]

like fried green

[Ken-Chan]

swamp toads that

[Mawelli]

ate bananas and

[Odessa]

human semen. This

[Ken-Chan]

turned out to

[Mawelli]

taste so good,

[jrazur]

that the people

[acutekat]

rejoiced.... a lot

[Mawelli]

. They rejoiced so

[Ionzorg]

frequently that it

[jrazur]

made their bodies

[Mawelli]

feel like pancakes,

[abyssion1337]

in a wagon

[Mawelli]

, filled with strawberries.

[jrazur]

Then suddenly two

[Tazuto]

big ass nukes

[jrazur]

started falling from

[Tazuto]

a bloodred sky

[jrazur]

, so the super

[abyssion1337]

special awesome attack

[Ken-Chan]

turned the nukes

[Mawelli]

into cute cuddly

[Ken-Chan]

panda bears. God

[Mawelli]

thought this was

[Ken-Chan]

bad so gave

[Mawelli]

big hug. Learn

[Ken-Chan]

that fighting isn't

[Mawelli]

good thing. Punctuation (is very important so when you post something in this thread try to make the sentence sound good, don't just write random three words..kkthnxbai)

[Ken-Chan]

good thing. Punctuation (is very important so when you post something in this thread try to make the sentence sound good, don't just write random three words..kkthnxbai)


is overrated and

u contridicted urself u said make it sound good but u made it say: learn that fighting isn't good thing

how does that make sense

[Mawelli]

useless. We should

(Hah. I did that on purpose. I started doing this earlier with: "God though this was bad so gave big hug.")

[Ken-Chan]

forget the laws

oooow k i just thought u stuffed up but since u did it on purpose it's not funny :(

[Mawelli]

of gravity and

(ok)

[Odessa]

morality, let Chaos

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Marines stomp on

[Odessa]

the backs of

[Mawelli]

all the dirty

[Odessa]

peasants of peru

[abyssion1337]

into the grinder

[Mawelli]

which makes them

[Odessa]

combust into flames.

[Mawelli]

These flames were

[Odessa]

amazingly techno colored

[abyssion1337]

and delicious and

[Odessa]

smelled of watermelon,

[Mawelli]

that was picked

[Odessa]

for it's amazing

[abyssion1337]

combustibility, it then

[Odessa]

gave off a

[abyssion1337]

slight odor reminiscent

[Odessa]

of old, dried

[abyssion1337]

grandparents. The clockwork

[Mawelli]

of the wutermelon

[Odessa]

formed desu patterns

[abyssion1337]

and shot the

[Mawelli]

amazing Wonderboy in

[abyssion1337]

his great hawk?

[Mawelli]

When he fell

[Odessa]

up, defying logic,

[abyssion1337]

cause of refraction

[Odessa]

he knew that

[abyssion1337]

logic wasn't defied.

[Odessa]

However, just then

[Mawelli]

he noticed that

[abyssion1337]

he was in trouble

[Odessa]

(four words! evil!!)


. On the horizon

[abyssion1337]

of the warship

[Odessa]

arose a mighty

[Mawelli]

Zidane, who headbutted

[Odessa]

the battleship's hull

[Mawelli]

which started filling

[Odessa]

with chocolate pudding

[Mawelli]

. This seemed awefully

[Odessa]

unlikely, until they

[Mawelli]

noticed that Konata

[abyssion1337]

was on fire

[Mawelli]

and decided to

[Odessa]

throw the pudding

[Jazean]

with such haste

[Odessa]

to quickly smother

[Jazean]

the flaming queen

[Mawelli]

who was escaping

[Jazean]

down the alley

[Mawelli]

. To prevent the

[Odessa]

sacrificing of lives

[Kuwabara]

by the evil

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's guild from

[abyssion1337]

world of warcraft.

[Odessa]

Then the nerds

[abyssion1337]

watched Iron man.

[Odessa]

This shift caused

[Mawelli]

the Great Famine

[abyssion1337]

and all blue

[Mawelli]

coloured Pikachus to

[abyssion1337]

ceased to be

[Mawelli]

. Shocked by the

[Jazean]

sudden lack of

[Mawelli]

lulz, they retreated

[Jazean]

to the safety

[Mawelli]

and planned their

[Jazean]

just perfect revenge

[Mawelli]

which they would

[Jazean]

exact with extreme

[Mawelli]

precaution. In Hell,

[Odessa]

it is hot.

[Mawelli]

This is not

[Jazean]

a major problem

[abyssion1337]

for the moogles

[Odessa]

now in charge

[abyssion1337]

of golem repair

[Odessa]

. This is because

[abyssion1337]

they're freakin moogles

[Mawelli]

! At the same

[Odessa]

time however ,they

[abyssion1337]

shouted "Who the