[Mawelli]

Ok ive played this in a few forums, coudnt find one here so thought we could start one. The idea is that you continue a story in any way you want as long as your sentence makes sense with the previous one. You can only post three (3) words in one post. No double posting. You can make anything up. Just be as creative as in the killing thread or summoning dragenix :D

Ok I'll start then:

He was frying

[abyssion1337]

His mother in

[daikaisho vanguard]

He was frying his mother in the early morning

[Filleraol]

and ate her

[Mawelli]

using a toothbrush,

[abyssion1337]

he also had,

[Ellen Feiss]

a manga with

[Mawelli]

lots of pics

[Issitheus]

of very large

[yagsnave]

Radishes. He decided

[Jazean]

to go and

[Collyer-san]

Buy a New

[S.ifr]

cat because the

[Filleraol]

last one died

[S.ifr]

from a bad

[thedarkmessenger]

infection caused by

[S.ifr]

mad disease carrying

[Mawelli]

araknophobia and malaria.

[S.ifr]

It was then

[Mawelli]

when the corn

[S.ifr]

was found in

[abyssion1337]

the very large

[smeegs]

field of corn

[Mawelli]

at the edge

[thedarkmessenger]

of the universal

[smeegs]

field of galaxys

[Mawelli]

So he shouted:

[daikaisho vanguard]

"I HAVE A ...

[Jazean]

DELICIOUSLY METALLIC PUPPY!"

[thedarkmessenger]

AND I'M NOT

[S.ifr]

a thing like

[daikaisho vanguard]

you thought I

[Mawelli]

could maybe possibly

[smeegs]

do something awsome

[Filleraol]

but then a

[Mawelli]

huge army of

[gomennasai]

cybernetically upgraded lions

[S.ifr]

that were programed

[daikaisho vanguard]

to slice onion

[S.ifr]

but then something

[daikaisho vanguard]

fluffy and orange

[S.ifr]

came out from

[Jazean]

behind the tacos

[Mawelli]

It was so

[daikaisho vanguard]

cold that night

[Issitheus]

that all of

[yagsnave]

the tacos froze.

[S.ifr]

The lions were

[thedarkmessenger]

very hungry for

[S.ifr]

something that was

[Filleraol]

very large and

[Jazean]

filled with spicy

[S.ifr]

corn. It was

[thedarkmessenger]

found up your

[S.ifr]

no no spot.

[thedarkmessenger]

after the lions

[S.ifr]

were done eating

[daikaisho vanguard]

your little sister

[Mawelli]

came to comb

[Jazean]

out the house

[yagsnave]

for roaches. Suddenly

[Filleraol]

Gandalf the white

[daikaisho vanguard]

did throw up

[Mawelli]

Captain Picard on

[S.ifr]

teh floor. When

[Jazean]

everything become suddenly

[S.ifr]

dark, the lions

[daikaisho vanguard]

disguised as penguins

[Mawelli]

leaped on Picard

[S.ifr]

to ensure that

[Mawelli]

He and Sister (He is the main character we started with and sister is...well...the sister :D)

[S.ifr]

were taken care

[daikaisho vanguard]

of. Nonetheless they

[thedarkmessenger]

died during a

[daikaisho vanguard]

close to apocalyptic

[Mawelli]

bike crash. Picard

[abyssion1337]

had survived by

[Jazean]

flossing his toes

[S.ifr]

that same day

[daikaisho vanguard]

. Even though he

[S.ifr]

Flossed his toes,

[Mawelli]

Gandalf the White

[S.ifr]

still wasn't satisfied

[smeegs]

just when a strange

[S.ifr]

freaking noob appeared
( yeah that's right )

[daikaisho vanguard]

to be posting

[Filleraol]

lolcats all over

[yagsnave]

the AMVhell forums

[Mawelli]

Soon teh almighty

[daikaisho vanguard]

ninjarabbit descended upon

[abyssion1337]

the earth in

[daikaisho vanguard]

a heptagonal spaceshuttle

[Mawelli]

accompanied by Chuck

[abyssion1337]

who was wearing

[Mawelli]

black leather pants

[daikaisho vanguard]

on his head

[Filleraol]

and a pink

[Mawelli]

thong around his

[S.ifr]

black leather pants.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Without no warning

[S.ifr]

the lions attacked

[daikaisho vanguard]

an estonian spokesperson

[Issitheus]

who came by

[S.ifr]

to see what

[daikaisho vanguard]

the indonesian ambassador

[S.ifr]

was talking about.

[Mawelli]

The penguin lions

[S.ifr]

began to plan

[yagsnave]

to take over

[S.ifr]

the place where

[Filleraol]

the sun never

[S.ifr]

hit the village

[smeegs]

when the sun

[daikaisho vanguard]

gave the orders

[Filleraol]

to infiltrate the

[Mawelli]

village with corn,

[abyssion1337]

by using the

[S.ifr]

almighty rod of

[Sniffzilla]

gelatinous goo, and

[S.ifr]

rod of sexyness.

[Mawelli]

To their suprise

[S.ifr]

their enemy; the

[Jazean]

fuzzy bunny aligators

[thedarkmessenger]

randomly attacked the

[S.ifr]

innocent bystanders that

[daikaisho vanguard]

never knew how

[Mawelli]

baby crawl. It

[daikaisho vanguard]

became obvious that

[S.ifr]

this story began

[daikaisho vanguard]

last thursday,

[S.ifr]

when someone kept

[Filleraol]

doing something outrageous

[S.ifr]

like singing Madonnas

[Filleraol]

while being high

[daikaisho vanguard]

above Kuala Lumpur

[S.ifr]

when suddenly a

[Mawelli]

care bear stare

[Filleraol]

hit him in

[yagsnave]

the groin. He

[daikaisho vanguard]

called the Terminator

[S.ifr]

for help, but

[Jazean]

voice mail answered

[S.ifr]

. So they had

[thedarkmessenger]

to send the

[S.ifr]

pigeon for help.

[Mawelli]

With its rusty

[smeegs]

talons of doom

[S.ifr]

the pigeon began

[Filleraol]

to flap it's

[S.ifr]

wings to blow

[Mawelli]

out the flames

[S.ifr]

that the evil

[Mawelli]

forces of desu

[S.ifr]

. They weren't always

[Filleraol]

too pleased to

[S.ifr]

kill everything, but

[Filleraol]

they couldn't resist

[S.ifr]

it was too

[daikaisho vanguard]

for a peaceful

[Jazean]

afternoon snack attack

[Mawelli]

. Gandalf tried stopping

(try to see that your sentence continues with a flow plox :D but the content can be anything)

[S.ifr]

the pigeons but

[Filleraol]

they were too

[Mawelli]

hilarious and slippery

[Filleraol]

to handle, so

[yagsnave]

He fireballed them

[daikaisho vanguard]

with a nuke

[Mawelli]

fired from Qatar.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Back in Qatar

[smeegs]

there was a

[Mawelli]

gigantic rusty mushroom,

[daikaisho vanguard]

with fourtyseven legs

[S.ifr]

and seven eyes

[Issitheus]

that just happened

[abyssion1337]

to be able

[thedarkmessenger]

to destroy all

[smeegs]

the brim of existence

[daikaisho vanguard]

just by shouting

[Issitheus]

"Die, you evil

[S.ifr]

die!" Everyone didn't

[daikaisho vanguard]

hear that, but

[S.ifr]

there was still

[daikaisho vanguard]

time to sing

[S.ifr]

their favorite song,

[smeegs]

jingle bells rock

[daikaisho vanguard]

no more

[S.ifr]

because the lions

[Mawelli]

with their hats

[S.ifr]

were no match

[Jazean]

for the transylvanian

[S.ifr]

transvestites known as

[daikaisho vanguard]

Power Puff Boyz.

[S.ifr]

They were extremely

[Mawelli]

careful about their

[S.ifr]

hair because it

[Filleraol]

was their source

[S.ifr]

of super sexy

[daikaisho vanguard]

SourCream&onion chips.

[Mawelli]

These chips gave

[S.ifr]

them teh power

[daikaisho vanguard]

to grow wings

[S.ifr]

out of their

[Filleraol]

already existing wings

[Mawelli]

so they could

[S.ifr]

once again terrorize

[daikaisho vanguard]

the tiny village

[S.ifr]

which is known

[daikaisho vanguard]

as Waterdeep. When

[abyssion1337]

a whale suddenly.

[daikaisho vanguard]

emerged from the

[abyssion1337]

from the sky

[daikaisho vanguard]

high over Waterdeep

[Mawelli]

flapping its fins

[smeegs]

trying to fly

[abyssion1337]

but failing thus. (are we gonna put the whole thing together eventually)

[Mawelli]

The whale fell

(well this depends do you want to, not necessary though it would be very cool to get this totally random story to a brilliant tied up finnish. Not yet though xD)

[abyssion1337]

pondering its short

[Mawelli]

lived life; Who

(reminds me of some hilarious book, the answer is 42)

[Jazean]

loves whale cake?

[smeegs]

i think you

[daikaisho vanguard]

might, it said

[Mawelli]

right before he

[S.ifr]

lived life; Who

(reminds me of some hilarious book, the answer is 42)

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe ?


erm.. anyway..


died he went

[Jazean]

to France and

[RokkerXD]

met a stranger

[Jazean]

who told him

[S.ifr]

"GET THE $%^@...

[Jazean]

OFF MY SANDWICH!!!"

[S.ifr]

Out of shock,

[Mawelli]

he leapt off

[S.ifr]

his magic carpet

[daikaisho vanguard]

in Basel and

[Filleraol]

tried to make

[smeegs]

a cool somersault?

[S.ifr]

But he terribly

[daikaisho vanguard]

failed to replicate

[abyssion1337]

the motions needed

[Filleraol]

for this somersault,

[thedarkmessenger]

so instead he

[daikaisho vanguard]

He built a

[abyssion1337]

large cabin in

[Mawelli]

the middle of

[abyssion1337]

an enchanted forest.

[Mawelli]

To hide, he

[abyssion1337]

erected a barrier

[daikaisho vanguard]

of italian newspapers

[Mawelli]

filled with paparazzi

[daikaisho vanguard]

and Pavarottis

[yagsnave]

((That's two words.))

Then angry ticks

[Filleraol]

came and slaughtered

[abyssion1337]

all the people

[yagsnave]

with cherry flavored

[S.ifr]

coke and pepsi.

[Filleraol]

However, when they

[Jazean]

looked around the

[Mawelli]

garden of Eden

[Jazean]

and found chocolate

[daikaisho vanguard]

, they began spreading

[Jazean]

all over pineapples

[Mawelli]

to prevent the

[daikaisho vanguard]

chocolate from turning

[smeegs]

into some strange

[Filleraol]

form of gas

[Mawelli]

that would wipe

[daikaisho vanguard]

even a smile

[Jazean]

of a llamas

[smeegs]

would get a

[S.ifr]

llama hater to

[daikaisho vanguard]

eat his own

[Mawelli]

head. Resurrected, He (I just had to resurrect our main character He, died too fast xD)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Do we have a main character?

[Mawelli]

Well kind of, the person we started with, He, but since this is random its not like it really matters ^^ but yeah I had to add an resurrection to one point :p

[Mawelli]

head. Resurrected, He

please dont tell me this thread died =(

[daikaisho vanguard]

head. Resurrected, He

please dont tell me this thread died =(

Then we ressurrect the thread too.

woke up with

[Issitheus]

a bad hangover

[daikaisho vanguard]

and a pair

(YES, he actually wrote the hangover!)

[Jazean]

of glasses glued


(have we come up with a name for him yet, or even a general look?)

[yagsnave]

to his butt.

[daikaisho vanguard]

On his head

[Filleraol]

there was a

[Mawelli]

retarded look and (well we could do it now)

[S.ifr]

huge mole on

[daikaisho vanguard]

roughly twentyeight pounds.

[flamingbambi]

He fell over

[Mawelli]

flat on his

[daikaisho vanguard]

new oaken floor

[Jazean]

of his mansion

[daikaisho vanguard]

in Houston, Texas.

[S.ifr]

His neighbors saw

[Mawelli]

a black goat

[Filleraol]

flying right above

[S.ifr]

their house, so

[thedarkmessenger]

they killed it. DEMON GOAT! OMG!

[Filleraol]

They were hungry,

[Issitheus]

i have six

[smeegs]

tasty delicious pies

[Filleraol]

ready to be

[smeegs]

field of corn

[Jazean]

has burst into

[flamingbambi]

several miniature sephiroths. (imagination...fading..)