[S.ifr]

When this happened

[Filleraol]

another blue goat

[S.ifr]

appeared out of

[Mawelli]

nowhere to devour

[Blew_Some]

tin cans, and car parts

[daikaisho vanguard]

garnished with shrimps

[smeegs]

and some pie

[flamingbambi]

with some liquified

[Filleraol]

nitrogen in it.

[Mawelli]

Seeing this, they

[Filleraol]

took out their

[smeegs]

amazingly delecious pies

[Filleraol]

and threw them

[smeegs]

at maelli's face

[daikaisho vanguard]

in an attempt

[abyssion1337]

to kill the

[Mawelli]

all powerful milksopp.

[daikaisho vanguard]

They were randomly

[Filleraol]

walking around and

[S.ifr]

a giant mudkip

[Filleraol]

suddenly fell from

[daikaisho vanguard]

a nearby roof

[Mawelli]

on the goat,

[Filleraol]

which began to

[Ellen Feiss]

twitch like crazy on

[S.ifr]

the unfortunate souls.

[Filleraol]

Now something horrible

[S.ifr]

was unleashed in

[Filleraol]

the middle of

[S.ifr]

the village. Everyone

[Filleraol]

ran towards the

[S.ifr]

big gaping hole

[Filleraol]

in the hills

[Mawelli]

filled with cream

[smeegs]

made from internets

[Filleraol]

most darkest secrets

[S.ifr]

. When the village

[thedarkmessenger]

was under attack

[abyssion1337]

by Trogdor The

[Filleraol]

Hungry, and his

[thedarkmessenger]

merry band of

[beriorgar]

evil surgeons and

[smeegs]

from random places

[Filleraol]

teletubbies showed up

[beriorgar]

with fried chicken

[S.ifr]

dipped in warm

[Filleraol]

chocolate. Chuck Norris

[S.ifr]

came in and

[Filleraol]

crushed all the

[beriorgar]

fried chicken bones

[Filleraol]

with his thighs

[beriorgar]

but ran off

[Filleraol]

when he saw

[S.ifr]

Chuck Norris. He

[beriorgar]

left this thread

[flamingbambi]

dangling over a

[beriorgar]

nearly breaking cliff

[Mawelli]

so that he

[S.ifr]

could no longer

[smeegs]

hang on to

[S.ifr]

whatever it was.

[Filleraol]

He fell down

[S.ifr]

really fast, landing

[Filleraol]

landing on a

[S.ifr]

big giant mega

[Mawelli]

dango. The dango

[S.ifr]

came along with

[Filleraol]

his big family

[smeegs]

of cute dangos

[S.ifr]

,but not only

[daikaisho vanguard]

were they green,

[S.ifr]

they were also

[Filleraol]

a little pink.

[S.ifr]

When they combined

[Filleraol]

their vicious powers

[S.ifr]

they formed the

[Filleraol]

ultimate invincible mecha

[S.ifr]

ultra chicken. It

[Mawelli]

could **** bricks

[daikaisho vanguard]

and overcome RAID.

[Mawelli]

Feared by all,

[daikaisho vanguard]

but never dangerous,

[Filleraol]

he rules the

[Mawelli]

amusement park Disneyland.

[daikaisho vanguard]

When the ECDC

[abyssion1337]

attacked the EU

[Filleraol]

with a fearsome

[daikaisho vanguard]

number of baka-neko's

[yagsnave]

who were wielding

[Filleraol]

guns and spears

[S.ifr]

That could go

[Mawelli]

faster than skateboards.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Under the cover

[Filleraol]

there was a

[S.ifr]

creepy looking thing

[daikaisho vanguard]

eating green tomatoes

[S.ifr]

that could destroy

[Mawelli]

an egg with

[smeegs]

within an egg

[S.ifr]

known as smeegs

[Mawelli]

. This ugly egg

[Filleraol]

tasted just like

[daikaisho vanguard]

Fried Green Tomatoes

[thedarkmessenger]

and smelled like

[daikaisho vanguard]

fried green tomatoes

[abyssion1337]

smothered in chocolate.

[Mawelli]

They were filled

[daikaisho vanguard]

with green tomatoes

[Mawelli]

that were fried.

[S.ifr]

These green tomatoes

[Jazean]

weren't really tomatoes

[S.ifr]

they were actually

[Jazean]

fired monkey brains

[S.ifr]

that were plotting

[Jazean]

to steal bananas

[S.ifr]

from their rivals

[Jazean]

the greasy lemmings

[S.ifr]

. It was too

[Jazean]

damn obvious so

[S.ifr]

the lemming jumped

[daikaisho vanguard]

the green tomatoes

[Mawelli]

using a pogostick

[S.ifr]

made out of

[smeegs]

tiny small pogosticks

[Mawelli]

. The tomatoes were

[daikaisho vanguard]

green and fried

[S.ifr]

like everything else.

[Jazean]

that was greenified

[S.ifr]

, everything was greenfield

[Mawelli]

fried, dipped in

[S.ifr]

some more chocolate

[daikaisho vanguard]

, garnished with bacon

[S.ifr]

and smothered in

[daikaisho vanguard]

good Roquefort cheese

[S.ifr]

that smelled just

[thedarkmessenger]

like chicken! Suddenly...

[S.ifr]

actual chickens came

[thedarkmessenger]

to attack Link

*snicker*

[S.ifr]

. Link pulled out

[thedarkmessenger]

the wrong sword

[S.ifr]

and was eaten

[thedarkmessenger]

by the chicken-dragon

[S.ifr]

. Then suddenly, Zelda

[thedarkmessenger]

came and got

[S.ifr]

Link to ressurect

[thedarkmessenger]

the sword, but

[S.ifr]

everything she tried

[Issitheus]

failed miserably. So,

[thedarkmessenger]

Mr. chicken-dragon ate her too :P

[Issitheus]

Mr. chicken-dragon ate her too :P

you can only do 3 words

[S.ifr]

doesthiscountasoneword ?

[thedarkmessenger]

Mr. chicken-dragon ate her :P

you can only do 3 words

there, I fixed it :p

[thedarkmessenger]

doesthiscountasoneword ?

hahaha...no

[S.ifr]

doesthiscountasoneword ?

hahaha...no

then were on two different levels..

[thedarkmessenger]

After Mr. Chicken-dragon ate

[S.ifr]

both Zelda and

[thedarkmessenger]

Link, he started

[S.ifr]

to feel very

[thedarkmessenger]

hungry still, so

[S.ifr]

he went on

[thedarkmessenger]

to eat villagers.

[S.ifr]

Chocolate rain fell

[Jazean]

from the blimps

[S.ifr]

of destruction! They

[daikaisho vanguard]

ate green tomatoes

[S.ifr]

becaue they love

[daikaisho vanguard]

Fried Green Tomatoes

[S.ifr]

. Apparently, they were

[Mawelli]

filled with fluffy

[daikaisho vanguard]

french fries and

[S.ifr]

mashed potatoes, they

[daikaisho vanguard]

summoned Dragenix and

[Mawelli]

tried burning everything.

[S.ifr]

Sadly, they ended

[daikaisho vanguard]

up burning the

[S.ifr]

whole village when

[Mawelli]

a nitroglycerine bottle

[S.ifr]

appeared out of

[daikaisho vanguard]

his left ear

[S.ifr]

and a fried

[daikaisho vanguard]

green tomato

[S.ifr]

out of teh

[Mawelli]

right nostril. Astonished,

[daikaisho vanguard]

they watched the

[asukafan8]

weird nudist

[daikaisho vanguard]

eat the tomato

[Mawelli]

using matchsticks and

[daikaisho vanguard]

a lefthand sledgehammer

[S.ifr]

. While this was

[Mawelli]

the most efficient

[S.ifr]

way to kill

[daikaisho vanguard]

female German ninjas

[S.ifr]

, they still wanted

[daikaisho vanguard]

to decrease inflation

[S.ifr]

by killing off

[daikaisho vanguard]

all the baboons

[S.ifr]

that had invaded

[daikaisho vanguard]

their privacy. When

[Mawelli]

the baboons rebelled

[daikaisho vanguard]

against the evil

[S.ifr]

nitroglycerine bottle. When

[Useful]

they ate the bottle, they

[Issitheus]

they ate the bottle, they

3 WORDS ONLY

[Useful]

I'm sorry :'( . Truly sorry, I pulled a full-out n00b and didn't read the instructions. Like the time I microwaved by ramen without putting in the water. I'll continue from S.ifr's post:

the bottle retaliated,

[Filleraol]

a large explosion

[S.ifr]

errupted from the

[Filleraol]

core of the

[S.ifr]

village where the

[thedarkmessenger]

villagers were being

[S.ifr]

Burned to a

[Filleraol]

big pile of

[thedarkmessenger]

ash by a

[S.ifr]

by another giant

[Filleraol]

explosion which was

[S.ifr]

teh biggest anyone

[Filleraol]

had EVER seen! .

[thedarkmessenger]

It was caused

[S.ifr]

by spontaneous combustion

[thedarkmessenger]

of a stange

[yagsnave]

dildo made of

[Issitheus]

cottage cheese and

[Filleraol]

super glue.

[daikaisho vanguard]

In a neighbouring

[Mawelli]

village, people used

[S.ifr]

gasoline and other

[shinigami008]

hiighly toxic gases

[S.ifr]

to help burn

[Filleraol]

another neighbouring village

[S.ifr]

which for some

[Filleraol]

reason already was

[daikaisho vanguard]

inhabited by Frenchmen.

[shinigami008]

Frenchmen who sleep

[S.ifr]

and Frechmen that

[thedarkmessenger]

get beat-up daily >8D

[S.ifr]

cheat because they

[daikaisho vanguard]

are defending the-Castle-of-Aargh.

[S.ifr]

The, out of

[Filleraol]

nowhere, appeared before (?)

[abyssion1337]

a giant ice

[Mawelli]

ice baby. It

[abyssion1337]

scared the hell

[acutekat]

and then they had tea

[shinigami008]

which was really

[Filleraol]

disgusting, so they

[yagsnave]

drank it all.

[Filleraol]

They immediately started

[Ionzorg]

punching brick walls

[Filleraol]

until their hands

[acutekat]

burst forth with as much power as superman trying to get to singapore to use there restrooms. the resulting flood consumed the world except for two survivors (or more if the acting company can hire another couple of stiffs)

[Mawelli]

burst forth with as much power as superman trying to get to singapore to use there restrooms. the resulting flood consumed the world except for two survivors (or more if the acting company can hire another couple of stiffs)

3 words? continuing from your first three words

so much power

[Jazean]

as superman trying

[S.ifr]

to pick up

[Jazean]

all Singapore's restrooms

[S.ifr]

so that he

[Jazean]

could flood the

[S.ifr]

village with all

[Jazean]

Singapore's toilet water

[S.ifr]

. While he was

[Jazean]

battling a rash

[S.ifr]

his arch nemesis

[abyssion1337]

turned into carrots.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Then he walked

[abyssion1337]

on the beach

[S.ifr]

while the village

[daikaisho vanguard]

was burned down

[S.ifr]

. Everyone was mad

[Mawelli]

at the carrot

[S.ifr]

for what she

[abyssion1337]

said about the

[Mawelli]

french ballet dancers.

[Filleraol]

Suddenly a big

[S.ifr]

cat appeared from

[Mawelli]

Osaka's dream to

[abyssion1337]

buy lots of

[Useful]

cream cheese for

[Filleraol]

his best friend

[Useful]

. His friend was

[Filleraol]

none other than

[Issitheus]

the great magician

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

pants were dead

[Useful]

, who ate all

[abyssion1337]

of the dead

[Useful]

cream cheese people

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

's weapons cache

[Useful]

. He then exploded

[Mawelli]

spontaneously killing all

[Filleraol]

pedestrians who were

[abyssion1337]

river dancing around

[Useful]

the river Styx

[Filleraol]

while Hades watched.

[Useful]

Hades was displeased,

[Filleraol]

and sent his

[Useful]

Minions of Squishiness

[abyssion1337]

to shut the

[S.ifr]

french toast so

[Filleraol]

that it wouldn't

[Useful]

join the dancers

[S.ifr]

and their rebellious

[Mawelli]

bandits. The French

[Filleraol]

fries were given