[Adjacent Badger]

father, Naughtius Maximus

[Filleraol]

Johansson the third.

[Ionzorg]

But Naughtius was

[Filleraol]

n't his biological father

[Adjacent Badger]

but his nephew

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

was dumb as

[RainSage]

A large red

[Ionzorg]

son of a

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pinkerton. This was

[RainSage]

important to him

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

becuz he ****

[Ionzorg]

his own entrails

[Mawelli]

. This seemed utterly

[Ken-Chan]

gorgeuss because the

[Mawelli]

shining shirt of

[Adjacent Badger]

Frank Rijkaard was

[abyssion1337]

walking on the

[Filleraol]

edge of the

[Mawelli]

unsuspecting cliff which

[1337uvis]

very unexcpetcetdly did

[Adjacent Badger]

Offer him coffee

[1337uvis]

from Colombia, which

[Issitheus]

promptly spontaneously combusted

[1337uvis]

into a cloud

[Adjacent Badger]

Of aggressive gnats

[abyssion1337]

that drain stamina

[Adjacent Badger]

, but not hitting

[Infinity]

Chuck norris but

[abyssion1337]

they still managed

[1337uvis]

to kill you

[Adjacent Badger]

once, twice, thrice.

[1337uvis]

Until you were

[Ionzorg]

quite severely dead

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. The hammer fell

[Adjacent Badger]

, the crimson banner

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

glistening in the

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

stomach of a

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

orca whale. Also

[Adjacent Badger]

the quareroot of

[Mawelli]

total retards was

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

doing mating dances

[jaw091]

with pizza

[Filleraol]

and red bull

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is bad

[1337uvis]

for your heart

[Filleraol]

when it's mixed

[Mawelli]

with urine and

[Ionzorg]

Hollandaise sauce and

[Adjacent Badger]

may turn you

[Filleraol]

into the creepiest

[Adjacent Badger]

lover of onions

[abyssion1337]

and echidna meat

[Adjacent Badger]

. However, it might

[abyssion1337]

blow up the

[Adjacent Badger]

British parliament

[jaw091]

of china

[Mawelli]

with barrels of

[jaw091]

beer and C4

[Mawelli]

which is in

[jaw091]

the british paliament on the bottem floor in the centre ready for a party

[Mawelli]

the british paliament

toilet facilities. To

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

wipe your ass

[Ionzorg]

and quench your

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lust, you must

[Mawelli]

bake some delicious

[1337uvis]

blood-based cakes

[abyssion1337]

and yellow chicken.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to bake yellow

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

tea and crumpets

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you need babies

[Infinity]

to wipe the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

counter when your

[Infinity]

chickens shat on

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it. Chicken shat

[Infinity]

all over the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

piano is not

[Infinity]

properly built so

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it just falls

[Filleraol]

down from the

[Infinity]

basement and crumbles

[Ionzorg]

into the fiery

[Filleraol]

gates of hell

[1337uvis]

...which were closed

[Mawelli]

by the time

[abyssion1337]

he finished playing

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

strawberry shortcake mountain

[Ken-Chan]

so he decided

[Adjacent Badger]

to invent a

[Filleraol]

time machine for

[Adjacent Badger]

dark and perverted

[Filleraol]

and mysterious ninjas

[Adjacent Badger]

to travel back

[Ionzorg]

-to-back episodes

[abyssion1337]

and stop them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

from have rough

[Ken-Chan]

dirty kinky bad

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

nasty messy hot

[Ken-Chan]

sweaty hard pleasurable

[Issitheus]

cinnamon buns. Soon,

[Ken-Chan]

the time had

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

come to squirt

[1337uvis]

water from the

[Ken-Chan]

anus of a

[smeegs]

a sexy ninja

[Ken-Chan]

who had big

[Mawelli]

earlobes and liked

[abyssion1337]

to shoot at

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beer bottles and

[abyssion1337]

and bottles of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beer. The glass

[abyssion1337]

rained down like

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rain in the

[abyssion1337]

soft glow of

[Ken-Chan]

of a radioactive

[abyssion1337]

David Bowie. He

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is gay, very

[Ionzorg]

but not veritably

[Adjacent Badger]

member of a

[jaw091]

kkk clan and he was

[Mawelli]

the bestman of

[abyssion1337]

the monarch. He

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is very dumb

[Filleraol]

because he thinks

[Adjacent Badger]

only binary thoughts.

[abyssion1337]

but he still

[Adjacent Badger]

felt a strong

[Filleraol]

sensation in his

[Adjacent Badger]

nose, he sneezed

[Mawelli]

balloons and bubblegum

[abyssion1337]

before killing all

[Filleraol]

the innocent mudkips

[abyssion1337]

and then raping

[Filleraol]

all the Kirbys

[abyssion1337]

with his rockitude

[Useful]

. The hurty place

(I wonder what number this is...)

Edit: #9!

[abyssion1337]

was hit by

[Mawelli]

a savage baby

[abyssion1337]

seal with a

[Filleraol]

huge ****ing spike club

[abyssion1337]

that was on fire

[Ionzorg]

with poison barbs

[Useful]

. The hurty place

(# 10!)

[Ionzorg]

in the seal's

[Adjacent Badger]

big empty stomach

[Filleraol]

was filled with

[abyssion1337]

the great and

[Ionzorg]

mighty Sun Ra

[abyssion1337]

and greek diner.

[Mawelli]

This diner was

[Filleraol]

a huge disaster

[Mawelli]

because of the

[abyssion1337]

horrible singing guy

[Filleraol]

who came from

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

maroon5 because they

[abyssion1337]

thought it would

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

be good but

[Mawelli]

in the end

[abyssion1337]

it was an

[Adjacent Badger]

Italian restaurant. They

[Filleraol]

decided to go

[Adjacent Badger]

to hell,

[Filleraol]

but all the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

singers there were

[Adjacent Badger]

desperately searching for

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cold water. We

[1337uvis]

supplied them with

[Mawelli]

hot MAGMA and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

jellybeans. They also

[Mawelli]

liked to dressup

[1337uvis]

as catgirls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which are very

[1337uvis]

very very sexy ( :D )

[Mawelli]

and hawt. To

[Filleraol]

their surprise, there

[abyssion1337]

was an army

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

of catgirls.(erection) This

[abyssion1337]

caused mass surrender

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

from men becuz

[Adjacent Badger]

it was raining.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Catgirls ears are

[abyssion1337]

so very soft

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and sexy. Their

[Filleraol]

long tails are

[1337uvis]

fluffy and cute

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and sexy! Their

[Filleraol]

feces are pink

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and smell heavenly

[Mawelli]

and are sexy! (yarrr)

[abyssion1337]

(we so lost this war)

[Useful]

(end of a sentence... gives me an excuse to...)

THE HURTY PLACE

(#11!)

[Mawelli]

(we so lost this war)

so true :O

was where the

[Ionzorg]

catgirls liked to

[Mawelli]

play with their (insert naughty thoughts here)

[1337uvis]

fluffy tails and

[Mawelli]

cinnamon rolls which

[1337uvis]

are really good

[abyssion1337]

(and they can cook?!?)

and induced euphoria

[Adjacent Badger]

among the bystanders.

[Ionzorg]

All the bystanders.

[Mawelli]

love to eat

[abyssion1337]

and were helpless

[Filleraol]

against the mighty

[abyssion1337]

catgirl army's power

[Ionzorg]

fueled by desire

[abyssion1337]

to enslave humanity.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

One man however

[abyssion1337]

died while trying

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

molest a catgirl

[abyssion1337]

; he was cut

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

across the dick

[abyssion1337]

by razor claws

[Filleraol]

and his testicles

[abyssion1337]

were crushed in

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the catgirls mouth

[Filleraol]

between her sharp

[Captain Obvious]

***** lips and

[abyssion1337]

razor sharp fangs

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. He thrusted his

[Filleraol]

finger into her ( ^^' )

[Captain Obvious]

eye socket and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

blew his load

[Filleraol]

of saliva and

[abyssion1337]

blood, which sprang

[Issitheus]

forth unto the

[abyssion1337]

catgirls invoking bloodlust

[Filleraol]

and extreme hunger

[1337uvis]

for blood because

[Mawelli]

they looked SUPER

[1337uvis]

hot and sexy

[Mawelli]

. Their smexiness was

[Ionzorg]

too much for

[Mawelli]

the cunning english

[abyssion1337]

armada that tried

[Ionzorg]

so valiantly to

[1337uvis]

correct gramatical mistakes

[Filleraol]

, so he collapsed

[Mawelli]

on a soft

[Marco_1989]

mattress where he

[1337uvis]

found some catgirls

[Marco_1989]

. He wanted to

[1337uvis]

do stuff with them (yeah, four words, i know, but c'mon it's the ****ing rules of english, in Lithuanian it would have SOOOO been three words)

[Marco_1989]

do stuff with them (yeah, four words, i know, but c'mon it's the ****ing rules of english, in Lithuanian it would have SOOOO been three words)


lol, fine by me :P

* . But first the catgirls*

(yup four as well, else you wouldn't know what I mean with 'the' :P)

[1337uvis]

decided to play

[Marco_1989]

and drink milk

*yes, just milk.. it are cats -.-*

[1337uvis]

before going and

[abyssion1337]

eating him with (I agree, English is overly complicated and It's my first language not to mention I consider myself better than most at it)

[Ionzorg]

their sexy teeth

[abyssion1337]

; he screamed horribly

[jaw091]

at the teeth

[abyssion1337]

case of aids

we've said a lot of strange crap but that just didn't make sense

[jaw091]

case of aids

we've said a lot of strange crap but that just didn't make sense


yea thats because i accidently relayed on the worng page

[abyssion1337]

wow, that's sad, want to fix it?

[jaw091]

yes i shall

[Filleraol]

continue the story

[1337uvis]

about hot catgirls

[Filleraol]

who seduce us

[1337uvis]

to post them

[abyssion1337]

then force us

[1337uvis]

to take them

[Filleraol]

and rape them

[abyssion1337]

because they are

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

extremely horny and

[Mawelli]

thirsty. This seemed

[1337uvis]

to be hot

[Mawelli]

so they dipped

[Useful]

the hurty place

#11!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

into hot acid

[1337uvis]

and then drank

[Mawelli]

peanutbutter and sausages

[Filleraol]

while playing nintendo

[abyssion1337]

and giving blowjobs.

[S.ifr]

These were their

[abyssion1337]

methods of victory.

we should stop counting articals as words

[S.ifr]

Not only this,


.... why ?

[Mawelli]

but they also

we count them as words...they are words in the end arent they?
Oh and welcome back S.ifr!! ^^

[Filleraol]

drank koskenkorva and

[S.ifr]

ate ostrich burgers


... thanks Mawelli ^^

[Ionzorg]

and many different

[S.ifr]

kinds of corm.

[Ionzorg]

They like corm (lol)

[S.ifr]

and lots of

[Adjacent Badger]

good Spanish wine.

[abyssion1337]

cause in most languages they aren't words and they're fairly pointless

[Ionzorg]

cause in most languages they aren't words and they're fairly pointless

...I don't get it.



cause in most
countries you can

[abyssion1337]

cause in most languages they aren't words and they're fairly pointless

...I don't get it.



cause in most
countries you can

I was still talking about excluding articals

[Ionzorg]

Ah, I see, clarification successful. Anyone care to continue the story now?

[Filleraol]

I shall continue

[Ionzorg]

to decapitate the

[Filleraol]

former president of

[S.ifr]

some large country

[Filleraol]

called United States

[Ionzorg]

of America, who

[abyssion1337]

are pure evil

[Issitheus]

foreigners not from

[abyssion1337]

their own homeland

[Filleraol]

but from the

[Issitheus]

frozen suns of

[S.ifr]

some far away

[Issitheus]

country. It was

[abyssion1337]

a brilliant plan