[abyssion1337]

by the kool-aid man

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

who is a

[abyssion1337]

walking disaster waiting

[Mawelli]

to go "Oh-yeeeah!".

[abyssion1337]

and burst through

[Mawelli]

the wall. This

[abyssion1337]

was very annoying

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

for the overweight

[Mawelli]

walrus which tried

[Useful]

the hurty thing

(#14 or so)

[Mawelli]

, but ended up (hah! not the hurty place anymore eh :P)

[abyssion1337]

gnawing off their

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

fat little toes

[abyssion1337]

with the mighty

[Mawelli]

bucket. Watching them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

squirt blood made

[Mawelli]

the violent seagulls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lust for more

[abyssion1337]

tasty human flesh.

[Mawelli]

This creeped out

[abyssion1337]

all the exploding

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

bombs from mario

[Mawelli]

so they decided

[abyssion1337]

to use koppa

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and C02 to

[abyssion1337]

launch shells at

[Mawelli]

zebras walking in

[abyssion1337]

in a line

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cow urine. The

[abyssion1337]

sun had risen

[Mawelli]

during sunset, creating

[abyssion1337]

the paradox of

[Mawelli]

the smiling chicken

[Useful]

. The hurty place

(#15 I think)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

is not hurting

[Mawelli]

the hurt camel,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which started laying

[Mawelli]

on the basement

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pool. But he

[abyssion1337]

piloting a stone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

airplane flew to

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Mawelli]

which was filled

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

with *** and

[Mawelli]

*******. This made

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the censor gods

[Mawelli]

and the FCC

[1337uvis]

and lots of catgirls

[Ionzorg]

**** ********* *****

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is very

[abyssion1337]

*********** annoying and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

really quite anal?

[Mawelli]

Anal?! You *******

[Issitheus]

*** ***** ******

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. I'M SORRY OK!

[Issitheus]

" She screamed. "WHO

[Mawelli]

THE F-----DUCK DID

[Issitheus]

ME LAST NIGHT?!"

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

It was acutekat.

[abyssion1337]

Then everyone killed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

him and burnt

[abyssion1337]

his body so

[Mawelli]

that nobody could

[abyssion1337]

rebuild him with

[Useful]

the hurty place

(# 15)

Edit: Oh NO YOU DON'T NYUU! You steal my little personal meme and I will KILL YOU!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. the hurty place

[Mawelli]

shot nyuu911 because

[abyssion1337]

a fire broke

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

mawelli's leg and

[Useful]

the hurty place

(#16 Yeah, sweet sixteen!)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which was charred

[Mawelli]

, tried to resurrect

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Issitheus]

, but they failed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the hurty place.

[Mawelli]

The hurty place

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the hurty place.

[abyssion1337]

THE HURTY PLACE

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

EFFIN HURTY PLACE

[Mawelli]

. On another note

[1337uvis]

those catgirls were

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

really good looking.

[Masterbot]

But when I

[Mawelli]

took out my *wink wink*

[Masterbot]

big, long, rockhard ...

[abyssion1337]

penguin. It was

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a cute penguin,

[Masterbot]

but the catgirls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are still much

[abyssion1337]

cuter so Kazuo

[beriorgar]

bought a MAC

[Masterbot]

-rib for his

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dinner that night.

[Ionzorg]

Not only did

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ionzorg and nyuu

[Mawelli]

like to post

[Filleraol]

, they liked having

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a beer together.

[1337uvis]

Without any catgirls.

[Mawelli]

"This is outrageous!"

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

screamed the sexy

[Mawelli]

little turtle who

[1337uvis]

didn't have catgirls

[Mawelli]

, instead he had

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

in between his

[Mawelli]

left thumb and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

crotch. His heart

[1337uvis]

was ripped apart (lol that actually rhymes)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

becuz of fart (haha keep the rhyme going)

[1337uvis]

when the dart

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pierced his heart. (start a new word to rhyme with every sentence)

[1337uvis]

While in Rome

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

kick a gnome

[1337uvis]

and ask a drone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

about buying a bone.

[1337uvis]

After the evening

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

laughter the boy

[Mawelli]

started house cleaning

[1337uvis]

and lost the rhyme

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is sad.

[1337uvis]

Unfortunately the catgirls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

weren't making out

[1337uvis]

which is sad

[Mawelli]

. During these sad

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

moments the catgirls

[Mawelli]

leapt out of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

their clothes and

[Mawelli]

started rolling in

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

nyuu's bed and

[Mawelli]

stab nyuu in

[1337uvis]

the heart when

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

they raped him (that would be sweet)

[Mawelli]

. This never happened

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to mawelli so

[Mawelli]

nyuu disappeared from

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the gay room (????)

[Mawelli]

and the story!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Then one day

[1337uvis]

he was still gone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to the bowling

[Mawelli]

house, when Freyr

[abyssion1337]

clubbed baby seals

[Ionzorg]

because he loved

[Filleraol]

clubbing innocent, cute

[Ionzorg]

defenseless, young, juicy

[Filleraol]

, spicy, tasty, delicious

[abyssion1337]

big hard salty

[Filleraol]

chocolate balls! (ok a man that loved clubbing innocent, cute, defenseless, young, juicy, spicy, tasty, delicious, big hard salty chocolate balls.. lol)

[abyssion1337]

The hurty place (it was actually very great)

[Filleraol]

was renamed to (this forum rox)

[abyssion1337]

the happy place

[Filleraol]

and will never

[Ionzorg]

hurt baby seals (true dat)

[abyssion1337]

unless using a

[Ionzorg]

more powerful grammatical

[abyssion1337]

large blunt instrument

[Ionzorg]

. The happy place (#1 ;D)

[abyssion1337]

was gently stroked

[Ionzorg]

, caressed, until finally

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it cummed and

[Ionzorg]

softened, unfortunately for

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the catgirls it

[abyssion1337]

was still a threat

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and they needed

[Filleraol]

someone to protect

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

their virginity. So

[Filleraol]

they called for

[abyssion1337]

the ghost busters

[Ionzorg]

who had large

[abyssion1337]

long pulsing glowing

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

shoes that likely

[abyssion1337]

were covered in

[1337uvis]

bat[man] dung

[Issitheus]

dipped in molten

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rock. Carl's weiner

[Issitheus]

started to expand

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and turn purple.

[Mawelli]

Carl, writhing in

[1337uvis]

horrible agonic pain

[Mawelli]

stripped off his

[1337uvis]

blood-soaked bandages

[Mawelli]

and placed them

[1337uvis]

on the back [of]

[Pink_Nipple]

dark howlin box

[abyssion1337]

of cans of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

instant boobs. Now

[abyssion1337]

the great gatsby

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

once said that

[Pink_Nipple]

we didnt hear because of the storm and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(only allowed to say three words bud)

it caused great

[Pink_Nipple]

ok floodish stream

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(wtf, are you like.......that doesnt even make sense)

that flooded all

[abyssion1337]

(we could ignore him)
the hurty place

[Pink_Nipple]

full of crying

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(maybe we should)
babies and dead

[Pink_Nipple]

(no we shouldnt :D)
man who cant

[abyssion1337]

(I say lets do it)
babies wearing clown

[Pink_Nipple]

CRUEL hats on

[Useful]

(Only if he breaks the rule again. Which I think is unlikely. And Abys, if you keep stealing my line you will have hurty places ALL OVER YOUR BODY!! >:()

the hurty place

(#16)

[abyssion1337]

(do you actually think you can beat me)
was changed to

[Useful]

(Yes, I do. I don't want to brag, so I'll only tell you why I think so if you ask.)

the hurty place

(#17!)

[Issitheus]

which was strange

[abyssion1337]

(and why is that)
cause they were

[Useful]

(I'm a black belt in Uechi-Ryu Karate, which I have been studying for 8 years. I'm also in very good shape)

the hurty place

(#18)

[abyssion1337]

(interesting, but be careful; it would be a shame for you to assume that a victory can be garunteed)
was kicked by

[Useful]

(I never do. I just say it's likely.)

the hurty place

(#19)

[Pink_Nipple]

that become more

[abyssion1337]

and more annoying

[Pink_Nipple]

suddenly turned black

[abyssion1337]

and fell off.

[Pink_Nipple]

Laying still on

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Useful]

the hurty place

I'm sorry to inform you that this doesn't work. This is the last two posts strung together:

Laying on the the hurty place.

Please revise your post.

[Pink_Nipple]

(****)

reborn from itself

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

I'm sorry to inform you that this doesn't work. This is the last two posts strung together:

Laying on the the hurty place.

Please revise your post.

actually together it says "laying still on the hurty place"

[Ionzorg]

. The happy place. (#2)

[abyssion1337]

felt great elation

[1337uvis]

of the fact

[abyssion1337]

that the fight

[Pink_Nipple]

Was exhausting but

[abyssion1337]

his opponent was

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

far to fat.

[abyssion1337]

Then the scissors

[Pink_Nipple]

sharp like a

[abyssion1337]

watery smooth stone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that has had

[abyssion1337]

its balls pulled

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

over a mountain.

[Issitheus]

Bruised and bleeding,

[Pink_Nipple]

he went to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

get his balls

[Pink_Nipple]

back from creepy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

midgets that love

[Pink_Nipple]

to gather around

[Useful]

the hurty place

(#18)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and sacrifice people

[Pink_Nipple]

Who wasnt midgets

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. Midget are actually

[abyssion1337]

in the closet

[Pink_Nipple]

OK (*deleted*)
With Brad Pitt

[abyssion1337]

and Tom Cruise

[Pink_Nipple]

watching South Park

[abyssion1337]

with John Travolta

[Pink_Nipple]

And Mel Gibson

[Filleraol]

while sucking their

[1337uvis]

catgirls' long tails

[abyssion1337]

and punching the

[Filleraol]

yaoi fangirls in

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is their

[Filleraol]

most precious place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

aka the boobs.

[abyssion1337]

The evil clown

[Pink_Nipple]

has no boobs

[Issitheus]

worth telling about,

[abyssion1337]

except the 42

[1337uvis]

-the answer to everything-

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm is about

[Useful]

the hurty place

(and everything else for that matter. #19~!)

[Filleraol]

which now is

[abyssion1337]

the happy place

[Filleraol]

and will never

[abyssion1337]

be called by

[Useful]

the hurty place

(Hey, it actually makes SENSE for once! #20-desu)

[abyssion1337]

again. IN the

[Filleraol]

cold north of

[Useful]

the hurty place

(#21)

[abyssion1337]

you still got

[Filleraol]

to use a

[abyssion1337]

magical rainbow jeep

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

to drive up

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. Do me harder

[abyssion1337]

said the manbearpig

[Ionzorg]

to the sexually

(Imagine if someone actually went through the whole thread and compiled this entire story. I think I would laugh really hard at the result. :D)

[abyssion1337]

arousing deku tree

[Filleraol]

to the sexually

(Imagine if someone actually went through the whole thread and compiled this entire story. I think I would laugh really hard at the result. :D)

(I'm actually thinking about doing it now :D)

which had long

[abyssion1337]

roots and branches

[Filleraol]

which could pierce

[abyssion1337]

through any woman's

[Mawelli]

to the sexually

(Imagine if someone actually went through the whole thread and compiled this entire story. I think I would laugh really hard at the result. :D)

(I'm actually thinking about doing it now :D)

which had long



no need to, ive already done it until page 125 :D

personal belongings. This

[Pink_Nipple]

ability is shure

[abyssion1337]

to break the

[Mawelli]

spirit of humankind,

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[Pink_Nipple]

and world's economic

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[beriorgar]

are not tasty

[Pink_Nipple]

. But they are

[beriorgar]

good for snails

[1337uvis]

and soft catgirls

[beriorgar]

(wich i like)

[1337uvis]

hell of a lot

[beriorgar]

(that's 4 words, but i forgive you)

as does zarx

[1337uvis]

(i really dont count "a" as a word since they don't exist in my language so "a table" would be one word, agreed?)
and some others

[beriorgar]

(srry, i don't agree)

actually a lot

[1337uvis]

(tough luck on you then)
since catgirls rock.

[beriorgar]

expeccialy in bikini