[S.ifr]

because no one

[abyssion1337]

would ever try

[Filleraol]

to stop them

[abyssion1337]

cause they were

[Ionzorg]

sons of collective

[abyssion1337]

doughters of liberty

[1337uvis]

and were catgirls [btw you spelled daughters wrong, and i find it unusually hard to fit inside the three word limit today]

[abyssion1337]

. They then tried [spelling if for noobs]

[Ionzorg]

murdering murderous murder

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

men but the

[abyssion1337]

banana was too

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

erect and wet

[Ionzorg]

lol lol lol

[S.ifr]

for them too

[abyssion1337]

use it on

[Mawelli]

Anti-Clinton Forums.

[abyssion1337]

So instead they

[Mawelli]

tried to lolbutts

[abyssion1337]

at the Obama

[Adjacent Badger]

Clan's secret headquarter

[abyssion1337]

where they used

[Adjacent Badger]

cannabis to paint

[abyssion1337]

the most amazing

[S.ifr]

portrait evar. It

[abyssion1337]

had colors that

[S.ifr]

made the rainbow

[abyssion1337]

and were alive

[S.ifr]

"what the hell!"

[abyssion1337]

screamed Bob Marley

[S.ifr]

as he arose

[abyssion1337]

from the grave

[S.ifr]

to vanquish all

[abyssion1337]

of the nonbelievers.

[S.ifr]

Because when he

[abyssion1337]

the great injustice

[S.ifr]

"what the hell!"

[abyssion1337]

they screamed as

[S.ifr]

they slowly exploded
.. o.O

[abyssion1337]

under his mighty

[Adjacent Badger]

footsteps of doom

[S.ifr]

. Just when all

[Jefvel]

the midgets were

[S.ifr]

about to leave,

[Adjacent Badger]

Thor descended from

[abyssion1337]

the giant waterslide

[Jefvel]

in yellow speedos

[Adjacent Badger]

and a cowboyhat

[abyssion1337]

with frilly pink

[Ionzorg]

sombreros and pointy

[abyssion1337]

giant black ****s

[Ionzorg]

for to rape

[Adjacent Badger]

the unprepared hens.

[Mawelli]

Then the hens

[abyssion1337]

will lay magical

[Ionzorg]

eggs filled with

[Mawelli]

cream and happy

[Ionzorg]

alligators with rainbow

[abyssion1337]

venus fly traps

[Adjacent Badger]

on their noses

[abyssion1337]

that were made

[S.ifr]

from large amounts

[abyssion1337]

of demonic blood.

[Ken-Chan]

This blood smells

[Mawelli]

like happy thoughts

[Ken-Chan]

of little children.

[Jefvel]

Children who were

[Ken-Chan]

18 that had

[Mawelli]

chronic headaches and

[smeegs]

some barrel roll's

[Ken-Chan]

that tasted salty

[Mawelli]

and fishy. The

[Ken-Chan]

magazine hidden under

[abyssion1337]

the third stair

[Ken-Chan]

on the third

[abyssion1337]

shelf of the

[Objection.sos]

Stairway had a

[abyssion1337]

red dragoon that

[Objection.sos]

was happily reading

[abyssion1337]

The Great Gatsby.

[Ken-Chan]

Sudenly the dragon

[abyssion1337]

jumped into the

[Ken-Chan]

because a dominatrix

[abyssion1337]

was being submissive.

[Ken-Chan]

and tied him

[Mawelli]

onto a radiator.

[Jefvel]

Later, a goat

[Objection.sos]

Pleaded guilty.. AND

[Mawelli]

licked the salt

[abyssion1337]

from the tree

[Mawelli]

that was shining

[abyssion1337]

with the gleam

[Ionzorg]

of a million

[abyssion1337]

Jesus clones. Then

[Mawelli]

the Jesus's started

[abyssion1337]

destroyed every tree

[Mawelli]

on my house.

[abyssion1337]

because they were

[Mawelli]

nice little trees,

[abyssion1337]

that would have

[Mawelli]

chocolate Monkees hanging

[abyssion1337]

from them by

[Haz81]

summer, with nice

[abyssion1337]

little sharp nails

[Haz81]

that insert into

[abyssion1337]

the rectum on

[Haz81]

molly ringwalds personal

[abyssion1337]

giant vibrator. She

[Haz81]

sold the parrot

[S.ifr]

to satan in

[abyssion1337]

the petshop of

[S.ifr]

wonderland where the

[Haz81]

parrot had ceased

[abyssion1337]

to be. Its

[Mawelli]

colorful feathers were

[abyssion1337]

falling off when

[Mawelli]

an enourmous rhinosaurus

[Filleraol]

woke up and

[abyssion1337]

smashed its horn

[Mawelli]

into a pinata

[Issitheus]

which promptly exploded

[abyssion1337]

chocolate penguins everywhere

[S.ifr]

that soon were

[abyssion1337]

killing all the villagers

[Mawelli]

that looked like

[Filleraol]

small versions of

[Mawelli]

The Village People.

[abyssion1337]

They started to

[Ionzorg]

bitch, after which

[abyssion1337]

they tried to

[Ken-Chan]

perform an exorcism

[abyssion1337]

on the master

[Mawelli]

of domo-kuns.

[abyssion1337]

who then used

[Mawelli]

a massive tumor

[abyssion1337]

to kill all

[Mawelli]

the littel ninja

[abyssion1337]

bread men. Then

[Mawelli]

a huge cow

[Filleraol]

started to run

[abyssion1337]

on Leon's wolfen

[Mawelli]

and started to

[Filleraol]

give birth to

[abyssion1337]

banana's hundreds of

[Mawelli]

bananas. The bananas

[Filleraol]

were not ordinary

[Mawelli]

but instead were

[abyssion1337]

uber bananas that

[Filleraol]

were big as

[Mawelli]

an elephant, the

[abyssion1337]

banana liked to

[Ken-Chan]

eat itself because

[abyssion1337]

it multiplies when

[Ken-Chan]

when halved from

[Filleraol]

shaving too much
..

[abyssion1337]

of its own

[Mawelli]

peanutbutter jelly. This

[abyssion1337]

becomes very repetitive

[Mawelli]

when you keep

[abyssion1337]

the loop on

[Mawelli]

the time machine

[abyssion1337]

whilst also using

[Mawelli]

a hammer to

[abyssion1337]

reconfigure their RAM.

[Filleraol]

The time machine

[abyssion1337]

was the TARDIS

[Mawelli]

which was too

[S.ifr]

too hot to

[Mawelli]

be neglected by

[S.ifr]

hot stuff known

[Filleraol]

as the cold

[Mawelli]

freezing blazing electrifying

[Filleraol]

son of a

[abyssion1337]

large exploding penguin

[Mawelli]

who likes icecream.

[abyssion1337]

The penguin casted

[Filleraol]

a spell at

[abyssion1337]

the midnight sun

[Filleraol]

on a rainy

[abyssion1337]

afternoon while reading

[acutekat]

the communist manifesto

[abyssion1337]

and the little

[acutekat]

thing verbed the

[1337uvis]

hot sexy catgirls

[Mawelli]

to wipe their

[1337uvis]

fluffy soft tails

[acutekat]

with ping-pong balls

[1337uvis]

and rub them

[acutekat]

softly ever so

[1337uvis]

with their hands

[abyssion1337]

against each other's

[1337uvis]

hot catgirl bodies

[Filleraol]

weighing 355 pounds

[abyssion1337]

of pure sexiness.

[1337uvis]

all 7 added together

[Mawelli]

equalled 3, which

[abyssion1337]

didn't make sense

[Mawelli]

since when you

[abyssion1337]

use the thoery

[Mawelli]

of Murphy, you

[abyssion1337]

can never try

[Mawelli]

and add 7

[abyssion1337]

and that's how

[Mawelli]

we roll!!" said

[abyssion1337]

said Jesus before

[S.ifr]

Chugs, his frat

[abyssion1337]

buddy shot him

[S.ifr]

through the chest

[abyssion1337]

while quail hunting

[S.ifr]

because he confused

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

about his sexuality

[abyssion1337]

and as evil

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

as his weiner

[abyssion1337]

and schnitzel business.

[Ellen Feiss]

a mudkipz

[abyssion1337]

was humping your

[Ellen Feiss]

arm when

[abyssion1337]

they all used

[Ellen Feiss]

hydroskeet on ur face.

[Filleraol]

The skeet tasted

[Ellen Feiss]

like milk with

[Filleraol]

peanut butter jelly

[Ellen Feiss]

which was

[abyssion1337]

with a baseball bat

[S.ifr]

peanut butter jelly

[Ellen Feiss]

with a baseball bat

[S.ifr]

sung the beavers

[abyssion1337]

which were exposed

[Ellen Feiss]

to candlejacks rope

[abyssion1337]

while vampire dogs

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

molested glazed donuts.

[abyssion1337]

The donuts planned

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a rebellion and

[Mawelli]

stocked up on

[S.ifr]

donuts and Mawelli's

[Mawelli]

which tasted delicious!

[S.ifr]

It was like

[Mawelli]

hot MAGMA icing

[S.ifr]

, they just couldn't

[Mawelli]

taste it since

[abyssion1337]

they were tongueless

[Filleraol]

and very emo

[abyssion1337]

so they cut

[Filleraol]

their wrists with

[abyssion1337]

the emo lawn

[Filleraol]

which cuts itself

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

because it's emo.

[abyssion1337]

All the emos

[Filleraol]

were sitting in

[abyssion1337]

a dark room

[Filleraol]

in a corner

[abyssion1337]

when they started

[Filleraol]

to cry and

[Mawelli]

to clean the

[1337uvis]

catgirls' soft fur

[abyssion1337]

with brushes of

[Filleraol]

steel.

[abyssion1337]

One ring to

[Filleraol]

rule them all

[abyssion1337]

one ring to

[S.ifr]

cease control of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the United States

[abyssion1337]

of saron and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

redemption. Poop is

[Filleraol]

nice to eat

[abyssion1337]

when you're a

[Filleraol]

very sick old

[Mawelli]

perverted turtle, who

[abyssion1337]

doesn't care anymore

[Mawelli]

if someone pokes

[abyssion1337]

him with forks

[Mawelli]

and pans that

[abyssion1337]

shoot lightning and

[1337uvis]

have catgirls on

[abyssion1337]

without clothing on

[1337uvis]

their fluffy bodies

[Mawelli]

. This gets pervs

[abyssion1337]

very very horny

[Ionzorg]

very very very

[Mawelli]

very very crazed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. Once upon a

[1337uvis]

time some catgirls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

started to kiss

[1337uvis]

each other and

[Mawelli]

eat pumpkin pie,

[Ionzorg]

sensually, the sweet

[abyssion1337]

catgirls playfully started

[Mawelli]

playing Monopoly and

[abyssion1337]

21 and checkers (I know I'm using REM lyrics, I DON'T CARE)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. catgirl #1 says

[Mawelli]

"This game kicks...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

doggirl ass." Then

[Mawelli]

a huge pumpkin

[abyssion1337]

with rape vines

[Mawelli]

and beautifully blooming

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

babies on its

[abyssion1337]

spectacularly shining green

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

arms and legs.

[Useful]

The hurty place

(#... 13 was it?)

[Mawelli]

was hurt because

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it got licked