[1337uvis]

even better without

[beriorgar]

that is true

[1337uvis]

like amvhell is.

[beriorgar]

(amvhell without bikini is better how?)

however the cake

[1337uvis]

isn't done yet

[beriorgar]

twelve more minutes

[1337uvis]

'till we eat

[beriorgar]

tasty wheat cake

[abyssion1337]

with poison filling

[1337uvis]

and no catgirls.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

"WHAT NO CATGIRLS!"

[Ionzorg]

Evidently, the catgirls

[abyssion1337]

were on vacation

[Ionzorg]

to a tropical

[abyssion1337]

iguana, the iguana

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

was a huge

[abyssion1337]

missile bearing robot

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that loved cheese

[Ionzorg]

and raved about

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

how awesome the

[abyssion1337]

catgirls were. Then

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a catgirl overheard

[abyssion1337]

a squirrel singing

[Ionzorg]

Con Te Partiro

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. Which is the

[abyssion1337]

song of all

[Ionzorg]

things pure and

[abyssion1337]

singing like a

[Ionzorg]

Russian oil tycoon

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that just made

[abyssion1337]

a million dollars?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

But then how

[abyssion1337]

were the blueman

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

able to molest

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

with such ease?

[abyssion1337]

Eureka he screamed

[Pink_Nipple]

when saw the

[Mawelli]

fried green tomatoes (yay someone else rembers the infamous tomatoes! :D)

[Filleffs]

which were shaped

[abyssion1337]

like bell peppers

[Mawelli]

and fried green

[Pink_Nipple]

potato which was

[abyssion1337]

the Russian equivalent.

[Ionzorg]

The happy place

[abyssion1337]

and John Connor

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

became best friends

[abyssion1337]

and they had

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lots of tea

[abyssion1337]

and wore sexy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

panties that they

[abyssion1337]

stole from the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Victorias Secret store.

[abyssion1337]

They started to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

eat each other

[abyssion1337]

until all that

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

urine and stuff

[abyssion1337]

were gone and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it was replaced

[Filleffs]

by candy and

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hard apple cider

[Filleffs]

with 70% alcohol

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and lots of

[Filleffs]

poisonous baby powder

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. A turtle ran

[Ionzorg]

into the director

[Filleffs]

of The Matrix

[abyssion1337]

who quickly used

[Filleffs]

awesome special effects

[abyssion1337]

to kill everyone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

in the ass.

[abyssion1337]

The crazy rabbit

[Ionzorg]

had a fit

[abyssion1337]

and ate all

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the weed. But

[abyssion1337]

it was still

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

very wet and

[abyssion1337]

the sexy black

[Filleffs]

new weed came

[abyssion1337]

with a free

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

catgirl. Poor thing

[abyssion1337]

managed to escape

[S.ifr]

with fried green

[abyssion1337]

French people. They

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

attempted to rape

[Filleffs]

the catgirl with

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a huge pole

[Filleffs]

made of carbon

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. But wait that

[abyssion1337]

thing was trying

[S.ifr]

something else. OH

[abyssion1337]

my god said

[Filleffs]

the little emo

[1337uvis]

while dying from

[Filleffs]

severe blood loss

[1337uvis]

due to cuts

[Filleffs]

on his tiny

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dick. Why did

[abyssion1337]

the great mighty

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dick leave us

[Filleffs]

and set sail

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

for vagina island?

[Filleffs]

When he arrived

[abyssion1337]

angels gathered and

[S.ifr]

ate fried green

[Filleffs]

onions with theendingofallthingsgreen

[S.ifr]

that was sure

[Filleffs]

to kill all

[Mawelli]

fried green tomatoes.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

After the ritual

[abyssion1337]

to revive the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

banana god our

[abyssion1337]

lord and prophet.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

On account of

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i hereby declare

[S.ifr]

that all idiots

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are to be banished

[abyssion1337]

to the fiess

[Filleffs]

room where only

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the gay may

[Filleffs]

stay. In there

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

are unspeakable horrors

[abyssion1337]

of Ellen Fiess

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and his minions.

[Filleffs]

There are also

[abyssion1337]

the users of

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

many dead girls

[Filleffs]

hanging from the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

porch. Slippery men

[Filleffs]

came sliding on

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

tunics into the ballroom

[Filleffs]

and started dancing

[abyssion1337]

to thriller. They

[Filleffs]

suddenly switched song

[S.ifr]

to a Madonna

[Filleffs]

song which sucked

[S.ifr]

the pure souls

[Filleffs]

out of the

[S.ifr]

skulls which hurt

[Filleffs]

pretty little, but

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[Filleffs]

came flying towards

[S.ifr]

them at high

[Filleffs]

speed and hit

[S.ifr]

the skulls, causing

[Filleffs]

skull fractures everywhere

[S.ifr]

and babies exploded.

[Filleffs]

Fortunately the babies

[S.ifr]

didn't cause a

[Filleffs]

big earthquake, but

[Useful]

the hurty place


(#21)

[Filleffs]

was destroyed forever!

[abyssion1337]

and the cake

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

became the new

[Filleffs]

leader of bahrain

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and started to

[Filleffs]

invade the neighbouring

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

province of Yi.

[Filleffs]

They used nuclear

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

vagina swabs to

[Filleffs]

wipe out everything

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

in the vagina. (LMAO)

[Filleffs]

Then the penises
^^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

probed the vangina (#3)

[abyssion1337]

and the skies

[Lord_Oknek]

until the cake

[abyssion1337]

was a lie

[S.ifr]

. Fried green tomatoes

[abyssion1337]

and the great

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

vagina (#4) of doom

[Issitheus]

amd boot-dooming shenanigans

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which made the

[Issitheus]

hurty place hurt

(yeah, I stole it. whatcha gona do about it?)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

alot more than

[Filleffs]

the happy place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

which is actually

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

in disguise. Go

[Filleffs]

to the village

[abyssion1337]

your warrior and

[Filleffs]

and kill the

[Pink_Nipple]

old man wearing

[S.ifr]

nothing but a

[Filleffs]

kilt and a

[S.ifr]

eyepatch. This was

[Filleffs]

very disturbing to

[Mawelli]

the little kitties

[Filleffs]

who had just

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

earned a plasma

[Pink_Nipple]

cannon and some

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

extra sperm bank

[Pink_Nipple]

credits for their

[abyssion1337]

massive massive massive

[Pink_Nipple]

explosive explosive explosive

[abyssion1337]

deadly deadly deadly

[Filleffs]

pink pink pink

[abyssion1337]

and green sperm.

[Pink_Nipple]

Then kittens took

[abyssion1337]

the sacred idol

[Pink_Nipple]

of Rufus Shinra

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and made it

[abyssion1337]

to the border

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

just in time

[abyssion1337]

to evade the

[Pink_Nipple]

combines chasing after

[abyssion1337]

after him with

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

angry farmers. Quickly

[abyssion1337]

Alyx Vance used

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

his mobile pancreas

[abyssion1337]

his mobile pancreas

Alyx Vance is a girl....

to launch them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

his mobile pancreas

Alyx Vance is a girl....



Should have known by the way alyx was spelled. damn.


at unsuspecting bystanders

[abyssion1337]

and Michial Phelps

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

began to climb

[abyssion1337]

into Pikachu's vagina

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(rofl)

which is blue.

[abyssion1337]

and smells like

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pastries from a

[abyssion1337]

traditional greek winery.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

People sometimes forget

[abyssion1337]

that they're in

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

this empty expanse

[abyssion1337]

between Pikachu's legs;

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pikachus heaving vagina
(rofl)

[abyssion1337]

then transformed them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

into mini vaginas

[abyssion1337]

that shoot lassors

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and killing sprees!

[abyssion1337]

All the vaginas

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rubbed each other

[abyssion1337]

and formed a

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

cult called the

[abyssion1337]

hurty place. They

[Filleffs]

suddenly started to

[abyssion1337]

burninate the countryside

[Filleffs]

and every peasant

[abyssion1337]

burninating all the

[S.ifr]

fried green tomatoes

[Pink_Nipple]

for funny purpose.

[S.ifr]

Just when everyone

[Pink_Nipple]

calm down they

[S.ifr]

were all shot

[Pink_Nipple]

by kittens with

[S.ifr]

guns. No one

[Pink_Nipple]

survived but they

[S.ifr]

left some good

[Pink_Nipple]

for no reason

[S.ifr]

. 3 years later

[abyssion1337]

the Deku tree

[Pink_Nipple]

suddenly disappeared and

[abyssion1337]

all the feries

[Pink_Nipple]

immigrated to Iran.

[abyssion1337]

where they formed

[Filleffs]

a band called

[Pink_Nipple]

The Hurty Place

[Filleffs]

and played songs

[Pink_Nipple]

without vocals but

[S.ifr]

played the violin

[abyssion1337]

and electric guitar

[Pink_Nipple]

by one man

[S.ifr]

so epic that

[abyssion1337]

you went blind;

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and shot yourself.

[abyssion1337]

The Hurty place

[Mawelli]

was the most

[Issitheus]

hurty place in

[Filleffs]

The Happy place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

. That makes it

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Mawelli]

with fried green

[Ionzorg]

hams and heavenly

[Mawelli]

angel thighs. These

[abyssion1337]

super special awesome

[Pink_Nipple]

anti-tank grenades

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

will destroy even

[Pink_Nipple]

a Goliath if

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

only someone knew

[Pink_Nipple]

how to detonate

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

it. We have

[Pink_Nipple]

an instruction but

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

someone burnt it

[Pink_Nipple]

with other instructions

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

on how to

[Pink_Nipple]

turn on TV

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and touch yourself.

[Pink_Nipple]

Actually it's not

[Ionzorg]

the happy place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you stoopid bitch!

[S.ifr]

It was actually

[Pink_Nipple]

the hurty place

[S.ifr]

known as the

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stoopid bitch house

[S.ifr]

where the gnomes

[Pink_Nipple]

raised their bitches

[S.ifr]

how to treat

[Pink_Nipple]

innocent people from

[S.ifr]

the other stoopid

[Pink_Nipple]

bitches. Since they

[S.ifr]

didn't like stoopid

[Pink_Nipple]

bitches they even