[Pink_Nipple]

sweet chocolate pillows

[Filleffs]

were brutally eaten

[Mawelli]

by the angry

[Pink_Nipple]

domo-kun ipod

[Mawelli]

which was worse

[Pink_Nipple]

than domo-kun iphone

(i know, domo-kun consisted of 2 words at first but who cares)

[Mawelli]

because it had

[Pink_Nipple]

pink headphones and

[Mawelli]

sauerkraut! This made

[Pink_Nipple]

him even more

[Mawelli]

aggressive towards cute

[Pink_Nipple]

necoconeco's reading cute

[Filleffs]

yaoi manga

[Mawelli]

. "LOL POOP!! UNCHI!!"

[Filleffs]

they screamed, after

[Mawelli]

the Anger Fist

[abyssion1337]

hit you in

[Pink_Nipple]

the hurty place (i know you expected that :P)

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place (i know you expected that :P)

I set it up so you'd say that; I also set you up the bomb

which reacted by

[Pink_Nipple]

I set it up so you'd say that
:/ i'd say FAIL

the radioactive rabbit

[Mawelli]

jumping on the

[abyssion1337]

major evil symbol

[Mawelli]

which in response

[abyssion1337]

shot them for

[Pink_Nipple]

all the deeds

[Ken-Chan]

that they did

[Mawelli]

. Shocked, Konata decided

[abyssion1337]

to kill herself.

[Mawelli]

Kagami prevented her

[abyssion1337]

by killing herself

[Mawelli]

and thus shocking

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Mawelli]

greatly. Kagami's funeral

[Ionzorg]

did not turn

[Mawelli]

out to be

[Pink_Nipple]

as fun as

[Odessa]

Kissing Vicky on

[abyssion1337]

the hurty place

[Mawelli]

. This seemed like

[abyssion1337]

lots of fun

[Mawelli]

so everyone joined

[Odessa]

the massive orgy

[Pink_Nipple]

of destruction. Silly

[Mawelli]

, thought the mighty

[Odessa]

Panda bear of

[Mawelli]

Happiness, while munching

[Pink_Nipple]

the corpse of

[Mawelli]

the tiny little

[Odessa]

dwarf midgets from

[Pink_Nipple]

Niplegroth, destroyed by

[abyssion1337]

the great Shub-Niggurath

[Mawelli]

. This sounds so

[Odessa]

creepy yet erotic

[Mawelli]

, that my corn

[abyssion1337]

and my hair

[Mawelli]

became very looooong

[abyssion1337]

. Meanwhile all the

[Mawelli]

wonderfully scruffy looking

[abyssion1337]

lords of dance

[Mawelli]

, decided to throw

[SV3N]

salami at the

[Pink_Nipple]

United States President

[1337uvis]

(a fluffy catgirl)

[Odessa]

snatched the salami

[Mawelli]

and killed a

[DaMetzger]

raging ox with an inflatable

[Mawelli]

(omg too many words roflflololol)

oxygen mask. This

[Pink_Nipple]

DILDO IS NOT

[Mawelli]

BLACK" shouted Borat

[Pink_Nipple]

when he saw

[Mawelli]

The Jew. Frightened,

[Pink_Nipple]

he put his

[DaMetzger]

money into an

[Mawelli]

safe, so that

[Pink_Nipple]

into an safe

wow you shure know how to solve problems :D
___

freaking Jew wouldn't

[SV3N]

steal his virginity.

[Mawelli]

" Where is the...

[Odessa]

next poster for

[Mawelli]

the upcoming lolita

[DaMetzger]

strip contest? Who

[Mawelli]

shall win the

[DaMetzger]

Grand Prize worth

[Mawelli]

35 catgirls and

[Pink_Nipple]

one big brownish

[Mawelli]

cute looking, shiny

[Pink_Nipple]

as hell, CORN! ?

[Mawelli]

Wait, what...?

[DaMetzger]

Said the winner

[Odessa]

as the corn

[Mawelli]

was slowly shoved

[DaMetzger]

into the gaping

[Mawelli]

gigantic, scruffy looking

[Odessa]

blueberry pie encrusted

[Mawelli]

, chocolate strawberry flavored

[Pink_Nipple]

, filled with dark

[abyssion1337]

chocolate and marshmallows.

[1337uvis]

And hot catgirls

[Mawelli]

, thousands of them,

[abyssion1337]

then fell from

[Mawelli]

the beautifully looking

[abyssion1337]

clouds of doom

[Mawelli]

that actually looked

[abyssion1337]

like Haruhi so

[DaMetzger]

everyone was staring

[Mawelli]

at her white

[DaMetzger]

like snow, beautiful

[Pink_Nipple]

, really, REALLY awesome

[Mawelli]

panties. Haruhi noticed

[abyssion1337]

that everyone was

[Mawelli]

using Haruhizac?, and

[abyssion1337]

staring at her

[Ionzorg]

vastly differing hairstyles

[abyssion1337]

and super sexy

[Jazean]

lime green necktie.

[Mawelli]

She forced Kyon

[abyssion1337]

to eat her

[Mawelli]

slimy looking, tasty

[Odessa]

lime pudding parfait

[Kuwabara]

that made Kyon

[Odessa]

orgasm for twenty

[Mawelli]

-eight days. Kyon,

[Odessa]

then slept happily

[Kuwabara]

untill he awoke

[Odessa]

two hours later

[Mawelli]

and found Mikuru

[Odessa]

who is a

[Mawelli]

shy, cute and

[DaMetzger]

comes from a

[Mawelli]

little town called

[Odessa]

the home of

[Mawelli]

the Haibanes.

[DaMetzger]

As everyone knows

[Mawelli]

, Haibanes love to

[DaMetzger]

caress their wings

[Mawelli]

and play with

[Odessa]

themselves in public

[Mawelli]

. You're dreaming Vicky,

[DaMetzger]

is slowly unzipping

[Odessa]

o_O


um... wow. didn't see this coming...


the buckle of

[DaMetzger]

o_O


um... wow. didn't see this coming...

What? You admitted you're a sex freak, so I thought I might just play along :P

a horse's harness

[abyssion1337]

and metal gear

[Odessa]

( brain implosion)

i fear where this is going... ( sits down with pop corn, and waits for poster)

[Mawelli]

-ed penis. "OMG!

[ninjis]

That's huge", she

[abyssion1337]

said while sucking

[Mawelli]

on that enormous

[ninjis]

cherry-flavored, sword-like shaped

[Mawelli]

fried green tomato.

[Odessa]

( i think i like this topic more without me helping lol. friend green tomato? good save :)

[Mawelli]

(damn it Vicky, now I can't continue the story cause no double posting is allowed!!)

[Kuwabara]

(ha haaaaaaaa ;D :P)

[Mawelli]

(you too kuwabara...your sister will not be happy)

[Kuwabara]

(like i care :P)

she almost choked

[Mawelli]

, and so sliced

[abyssion1337]

the amazing ogre's

[Mawelli]

tiny tooth that

[Odessa]

had 17 cavities

[DaMetzger]

so deep, that

[Odessa]

you could stick

[Mawelli]

a whole bag

[DaMetzger]

of bacon flavoured

[Odessa]

extra large condoms

[Mawelli]

and a huge

[Odessa]

rubber anal dildo

[abyssion1337]

for great justice.

[Odessa]

Take out every

[abyssion1337]

Gentlemen zig pilots

[Odessa]

who worship the

[DaMetzger]

disfigured monument of

[Odessa]

old lucky Caymo


(i will like, bow to anyoen who gets this reference)

[Mawelli]

, who loves to

[Odessa]

rock and roll

[smeegs]

and rick roll

[Mawelli]

. This made him

[Odessa]

unloved and hated

[abyssion1337]

by the companion

[Odessa]

(not a prostitute)

[abyssion1337]

cube. It threatened

[Odessa]

the denizens of

[abyssion1337]

the underdark with

[Odessa]

large pointy objects

[abyssion1337]

and a stabbing

[smeegs]

murderous rage, when

[DaMetzger]

two police officers

[Mawelli]

happened to be

[smeegs]

stabbing his mawelli

[Mawelli]

cuddling toy. The

[smeegs]

terrible horrible officer

[Mawelli]

decided to interfere

[Odessa]

with the passerbies

[Pink_Nipple]

with little dogs

[smeegs]

with drunk mawelli

[abyssion1337]

trapped in that

[Pink_Nipple]

boring life forever.

[abyssion1337]

When suddenly Haruhi

[Pink_Nipple]

decided to kill

[abyssion1337]

the great Olmec

[Odessa]

for stealing cake

[abyssion1337]

and having a

[Odessa]

threesome with his

[Mawelli]

Kyon. "Taskete!" shouted

[Odessa]

the three-headed parrot.

[abyssion1337]

and brave sir

[Odessa]

Robin of camelot

[abyssion1337]

who boldly led

[Mawelli]

the terrorists into

[Kuwabara]

the terrorists into


vicky's tourture room

[Mawelli]

where she would

[Odessa]

initiate consentual sex

[Mawelli]

. Terrified, the terrorists

[ninjis]

took of their

[Mawelli]

thongs and started

[ninjis]

making cookie dough.

[Mawelli]

Vicky was pleased

[ninjis]

with the quality

[Mawelli]

of the cookies

[ninjis]

. Suddenly millions of

[abyssion1337]

bananas appeared from

[Mawelli]

from the pipelines

[abyssion1337]

for great justice

[Mawelli]

was served with

[abyssion1337]

the sandvitch of

[rawr_rawr]

rat intestines from

[Odessa]

the jewish bakery

[Ionzorg]

which were delectable

[Odessa]

with highly selectable

[abyssion1337]

bullets of massive

[Mawelli]

orgasms. These were

[Kuwabara]

not ordinary orgasms,

[Mawelli]

but ****ing awesome

[abyssion1337]

orgasms of doom.

[Mawelli]

This made the

[ninjis]

terrorist's nipples harden.

[Odessa]

Then Vicky revealed

[abyssion1337]

her very awesome

[Odessa]

erotic toy bag

[Mawelli]

which had little

[ninjis]

"hello kitty" stamps

[Mawelli]

all over the

[ninjis]

outside. Vibrating, multi-colored

[Mawelli]

and twisted, her

[ninjis]

/Comment/

What the **** Mawelli?

Vibrating, multi-colored and twisted, her?

/end of comment/

plastic grocery bags

[Mawelli]

made even the

[Odessa]

terrosits cringe frantically

[abyssion1337]

with the fear

[Mawelli]

of the almighty

[ninjis]

bags' ferocious wrath.

[Mawelli]

These bags were

[Pink_Nipple]

highly explosive and

[SV3N]

full of powerful

[Odessa]

aphrodiasics and narcotics

[Pink_Nipple]

like Jet, Psycho

[abyssion1337]

babble was used

[Mawelli]

to make the

[abyssion1337]

spontaneous krav maga

[Mawelli]

burst in to

[ninjis]

tiny flakes of

[Mawelli]

soy sauce and

[ninjis]

blueberry. "Jesus!", the

[Odessa]

people called out

[abyssion1337]

the great mighty

[ninjis]

velociraptor to help

[abyssion1337]

take off every

[Ionzorg]

tiny Jesus minion

[ninjis]

that was hanging

[abyssion1337]

from Conan O'Brian

[Ionzorg]

whilst he plundered

[abyssion1337]

Micheal J. Fox's

[Odessa]

Helloy Kitty bank

[Ionzorg]

. Twitching profusely, he

[ninjis]

began to undress

[smeegs]

one of his

[Odessa]

BDSM sex slaves

[T8]

and they had

[Odessa]

a karaoke contest

[Divine Dragoon]

for no reason

[abyssion1337]

except they wanted

[Kuwabara]

to beat up

[Divine Dragoon]

little cute puppies

[abyssion1337]

by killing me

[Divine Dragoon]

with a dildo

[Odessa]

. Getting Vicky's help

[T8]

To kill all

[Odessa]

the icky men

[abyssion1337]

for great justice

[Odessa]

. A resistence formed

[abyssion1337]

and moved zig

[T8]

Towards the big

[Xalorith]

gaping vortex in

[Odessa]

(psst, BGM, this is a THREE word story. no cheating!)


in order to

[T8]

(psst odessa, i deleted it and now yhours doesnt make sense haha)

save the poor

[Odessa]

( bastard!

bastards forced to

[T8]

to suck my

[Odessa]

grape flavored popsickles

[abyssion1337]

and magic flamethrower

[Odessa]

(how the hell do you suck a magic flamethrower? and don't tell me magic!)

's gun tip

[abyssion1337]

with a mighty

[Odessa]

show of force

[abyssion1337]

and the keys

[Xalorith]

got stuck up