[smeegs]

crashed and americad

[Filleraol]

you ate some bajs

[Useful]

thought the anthrax was cocaine.

[Adjacent Badger]

Listened to too much Anthrax.

[abyssion1337]

OD'd on heroin

[Useful]

choked on heroin

[Ellen Feiss]

mistaken drain uncloger for speed and u inject your self with it

[Adjacent Badger]

mistaken for a heroine and choked by a bad guy.

[Ellen Feiss]

raped to death by that bad guy

[abyssion1337]

bad guy through the chest

[azusaka110]

Ricin'd!

[abyssion1337]

grated

[Useful]

minced

[abyssion1337]

julian'd

[azusaka110]

stir fry'd

[abyssion1337]

saute'd

[azusaka110]

refried!

[S.ifr]

deep fried

[smeegs]

cryogenicly frozen then blown up

[acutekat]

i stab you with a broken bottle

[Collyer-san]

Sliced by Greatsword

[acutekat]

i kill you for posting when i had all the recent posts

[Mawelli]

too many shortcuts on your desktop...shortcut suffocation

[acutekat]

you computer rebelled and killed ya

[smeegs]

too much communism in you local area

[abyssion1337]

not enough communism in yours

[acutekat]

may day

your communist plot fails miserably

and you are left cold and alone to die

[Mawelli]

cold war was too cold, froze to death

[abyssion1337]

crushed by a glacier.

[acutekat]

you got ran over by a country bumbkin

[abyssion1337]

you used to work at chernobyl

[smeegs]

disintegrated

[S.ifr]

arrow through the chest

[smeegs]

arrow up your america

[Filleraol]

caramelldansen through the chest

[S.ifr]

Loituma through the chest

[Filleraol]

beach boys through chest

[smeegs]

saw the backstreet boys live

[Useful]

Saw Brittany Spears live

[Mawelli]

saw Britney Spears picture

[Filleraol]

you're britney spears kid

[smeegs]

you are britney

[acutekat]

got shot by britney

[abyssion1337]

godzilla eats you

[Mawelli]

you ate godzilla...unhealthy..

[S.ifr]

you were godzilla

[abyssion1337]

Mr. T pities you

[S.ifr]

death to america.!!

[abyssion1337]

rancor'd

[S.ifr]

ancor'd

[abyssion1337]

cannon'd

[S.ifr]

kitty canon'd

[abyssion1337]

burn'd

[S.ifr]

drown'd

[abyssion1337]

gendown'd

[S.ifr]

15 second rule'd

[abyssion1337]

shotgun'd

[S.ifr]

fork'd

[abyssion1337]

spork'd

[S.ifr]

spoon'd

[abyssion1337]

needler'd

[S.ifr]

volcaloid'd

[acutekat]

hmm what to do

past tense conjugation through the chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through the past tense conjunction

[acutekat]

dvd thru brain

[abyssion1337]

your brain gets smashed out by a lemon wraped around a gold brick.

[acutekat]

your gray matter explodes

[abyssion1337]

a blue spider lands on your face.

[acutekat]

you gots the bittens by a kitten (radioactive kittenz)

[acutekat]

killed self in time machine

PARADOX

[S.ifr]

Well you killed yourself so...

yeah.

[smeegs]

i traveled back in time and killed your as a baby

[abyssion1337]

as it turns out with his death your parents don't have any children for some reason so your time escapade kills you too.

[Mawelli]

stabbed with a guitar

[abyssion1337]

guitar through the chest.

[acutekat]

guitar stringed up

[S.ifr]

guitar string through the chest

[abyssion1337]

decapitated; detective conan style

[S.ifr]

Conan through the squiggly spooch

[abyssion1337]

not killed but tortured Ixion style.

[Mawelli]

slipped in your bath tub and hit your head and slowly bleeding to death while trying to reach the phone

[abyssion1337]

necktied

[Adjacent Badger]

Ate nine tonnes of mayonaise

[smeegs]

was turned into mayonnaise

[Adjacent Badger]

Hammered with an anvil

[abyssion1337]

shot by the shreriff

[Adjacent Badger]

Followed the sign of the Crimson Thunder

[Mawelli]

i shot the sheriff, but you were shot by the deputy

[Adjacent Badger]

Tuonelaaned

[Mawelli]

banhammer

[abyssion1337]

assassinated by a clumsy assassin

[Useful]

killed by the shuriken he dropped.

[abyssion1337]

killed for calling a female assassin a he

[Useful]

Oh, you had a specific ninja in mind.

Well, she killed you because you got a little too distracted by the J-list adds in the side bar...

[abyssion1337]

she gets mad at you for making her kill me: She kills you again.

[Useful]

Hey, I didn't look at Hakufu getting taken advantage of by Ryoufu!

She kills you for imagining her in the outfit I posted on the Picture Game thread.

[abyssion1337]

as it turns out you did look at Hakufu getting taken advantage by Ryoufu, the strangle you for looking.

[S.ifr]

Run over. Multiple times. Both of you.

[Mawelli]

Battery through the head

[S.ifr]

Speed Racer through the chest

[Mawelli]

eaten alive by toothless bunnies

[smeegs]

dethoothed with a chainsaw

[acutekat]

you cheated in a game of poker with satan

[Filleraol]

you did the same with chuck norris

[acutekat]

chuck norris and satan play cards every other thursday its true


you tripped in radiactive goo

[abyssion1337]

blue shelled.

[Useful]

Red ringed. Open to interpretation.

[Adjacent Badger]

Interpreted red rings wrong in the wrong assembly.

[Useful]

Aw, crap.

Eaten by Hello Kitty.

[abyssion1337]

fireball'd

[Useful]

Volcano'd

[abyssion1337]

melt'd

[Useful]

Hey, you're at 1600 posts! Nifty!

Nuked

[abyssion1337]

the number of my posts krush you.

[Useful]

With a "k"! For killing!

V vivisects you.

[asterling01]

Lord Shiva decends from the sky along with his entourage of hamsters tripping on acid, the hamsters fall before you and morph into the shape of Lu Bu, he then skewers you in the worst way possible...

Then Shiva resurrects you because he thought that you died like a bitch, and throws you a spear, you then have an epic duel with hamster Lu Bu, but then you trip on Shiva's hair and get skewered on your own spear...hamster Lu Bu and Shiva have a good laugh and send the remainder of th tripping hamsters to feast on your corpse...tuff luck dude... :P

[abyssion1337]

shiva through the chest

[Useful]

Huh, kinda reminds me of MY first post in this thread. Hehe...

YEAH, YOU KILLED ME ASTER! Kinda late, but still cool

And you have a cardiac arrest *glsgl* *thud!*

[asterling01]

*self difibulates*

summons purple Qubeley to funnel your ass...

[Useful]

Actually, I didn't kill you. Abys did.

I kill you for killing me twice in a row!

[abyssion1337]

funk coffin'd

[Useful]

Eaten by the Luggage.

[abyssion1337]

spider man decided not to give you 'one'

[Useful]

Collateral damage from an Eva fight.

[abyssion1337]

the eva fight was pretty big, it also kills you and the next 4.7 posters

[Useful]

Hmmm, is that a probability kind of thing? Anyway, you were a Rei clone. And died.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a tree

[Useful]

Eaten... by a doggie...

Burned... to a crisp...

[Mawelli]

too much fat...

[Adjacent Badger]

farted too much

[Useful]

I lit a match...

[Adjacent Badger]

Your house exploded

[Useful]

You exploded.

[Mawelli]

your friend exploded knocking you off the bridge, and you land on a lorry carrying sharp javelins which happened to be facing straight upwards

[Useful]

Well of course, how else would you transport javelins?!?!

The truck crashed, and you got a javelin through the chest.

[Adjacent Badger]

Mawelli drops his Holy Handgrenate of Antioch. You pick it up and thart counting the dead. One, two thre....

[Useful]

You were the rabbit.

[Mawelli]

holy handgrenade through the chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through the holy hand granade.

[smeegs]

holy hand grenade up your America

[acutekat]

america nukes ur village

[abyssion1337]

smashed by a troll.

[Adjacent Badger]

smashed by a trolley

[abyssion1337]

plunged into the bay.

[acutekat]

wore concrete over shoes skydiving

[azusaka110]

Pissed off an elephant in heat

[Useful]

pissed on by an elephant on fire.

[azusaka110]

Pissed off an elephant while being set on fire

[abyssion1337]

while on fire, pissed off a flaming elephant

[smeegs]

while pissing on an elephant the elephant set you on fire

[Useful]

Pissed off an elephant by setting it on fire.

[Mawelli]

beat to death with a fifteen inch black rubber **** (anybody know which movie this is from? ^^)

[Useful]

I'm actually thinking the Bro Rape clip by Derrik Comedy...

Brained by a Rickenbacker bass guitar.

[abyssion1337]

you see black mage without his hat

[Adjacent Badger]

The black cat that crosses your path is followed by a large truck.

[abyssion1337]

you were with me at the time

[Useful]

the black cat dropping calmly from a second story window is followed by a large truck.

[abyssion1337]

you were driving the truck

[Adjacent Badger]

It was your window and the truck was carrying flouride acid.

[abyssion1337]

the acid weakened the street below, you were walking there and fell through; strait to hell.

[acutekat]

a sub landed ontop of you

[smeegs]

you were standing next to the sub when it exploded

[abyssion1337]

you were on the sub when it exploded

[Issitheus]

you were eating a sub (sandwich) when it exploded (the sandwich)

[abyssion1337]

you got killed by an airborn neurotoxin

[smeegs]

you got Iraqed

[abyssion1337]

euthanized.

[Adjacent Badger]

Ate propane

[abyssion1337]

ate the dirt sandwich

[acutekat]

took a dirt nap

[abyssion1337]

skinned then burned alive

[Ellen Feiss]

the boogy man visited you in your sleep but saw chuck norris and ran so chuck roundhouse kicked you into pluto

[abyssion1337]

god smited ye

[acutekat]

allah sent his crazed followers after ya

[Useful]

Politically correct Jesus came and smited the lot of you.

[abyssion1337]

struck by indra's bolt

[Useful]

Bolter time again!

[smeegs]

~desud

[Mawelli]

keyboard through the chest

[smeegs]

America up your keyboard

[abyssion1337]

you get trapped in a pit of hot voile.

[Mawelli]

leek'd to death

[abyssion1337]

corn'd by Mr. T

[Ellen Feiss]

corn'd by chuck norris

[Issitheus]

Killed for using the same method of death we used on Filleraol.

[Ellen Feiss]

you find out chiyo was a guy and you kill yourself

[Issitheus]

You die from incompetence.

[Ellen Feiss]

every1 kills you for buying the dvd rewinder

[abyssion1337]

killed for failing at life.

[Ellen Feiss]

killed for buying the dvd rewinder compeny

[abyssion1337]

put in your room.

[Ellen Feiss]

escapes room and lockes you inside with killer lions

[Issitheus]

killed for buying the dvd rewinder compeny
killed for using that too much.

[Adjacent Badger]

Attempted to eat a wooden door.

[acutekat]

attemped to defy gravity

[abyssion1337]

attemped to donate blood like chuck norris.

[acutekat]

pranced around as chuck noriss

[abyssion1337]

(insert method of killing here)

[acutekat]

killed for contracting out your kills

[Useful]

Killed by a hitman for insulting his job.

[abyssion1337]

knife'd

[Useful]

Nommed

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with sasha.

[Useful]

I killed you with a sash, assassin style.

[Issitheus]

I kill you with an assassin, sash style.

[Useful]

I beat you to death with an assassin's skull.

[abyssion1337]

saw blade through the chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

poll up the ass and out the top of the head ;D

[abyssion1337]

russian spies assassinate youfor knowing too much.

[Adjacent Badger]

You ate polonium 210 by accident.

[acutekat]

you got hit by a RPG in the face

[abyssion1337]

my cat eats you.

[smeegs]

in soviet Russia, America gets youd

[abyssion1337]

in soviet russia, potato eats you.

[smeegs]

in soviet russia i eat you

[Issitheus]

in i, soviet russia eat you

[smeegs]

???:ed

[abyssion1337]

professer plum gets you in the hall with the lead pipe.

[smeegs]

pissed on an elephant that was on fire

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

raped by a giant squid

[abyssion1337]

there were 8 tenticals, the squid didn't use all of them on him.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the squid also have a weiner..
haha

[abyssion1337]

the squid grew even more tenticals and took over the world raping everyone.

[smeegs]

another squid appeared

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a unicorn joined the squid...
penetrated u with its horn...
u bled to death

[acutekat]

you gots your faced ripped off

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u ate mercury

[acutekat]

you went teh crazy on an aeroplana

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u choked on a marble

[acutekat]

you got caught in a jet egine

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i beat u to death with a mug

[acutekat]

Bisected

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

barney hugged u to death

[acutekat]

Head crabbed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

farted all the air out of ur body and died fromlack of oxygen

[acutekat]

EFIXCATION !!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stepped on an ipod and fell down a flight of stairs

[acutekat]

stepped on a zune and fell up a flight of stairs

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

???
stepped on a skateboard and it sacked u to death

[acutekat]

pool cued

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pool balled

[acutekat]

cue balled

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

tea bagged

[acutekat]

had old vinels thrown at you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

casette up ass

[acutekat]

8 track through eye socket

[Mawelli]

box of panties on your head

[smeegs]

panties up your ass

[abyssion1337]

head crab up your ass

[Mawelli]

a pigeon hit your window breaking it and a big chunk of glass falls on your neck slicing it in half

[acutekat]

a turkey went through your jet engine

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

straight up murdered ur ass

[abyssion1337]

a bird drops a turtle on your head.

[smeegs]

the turtle bounced off and landed on your hear

[Mawelli]

the head which was taken off by a turtle hit your windshield and broke the glass which then cut your throat

[abyssion1337]

The car went out of controll and hit you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

looked at furry yiff....died of guilt

[abyssion1337]

was in a furry yiff, died of embaressment

[Mawelli]

hello kitty bath sponge through the chest

[smeegs]

hello kitty invaded your house and you resisted their cuteness

[abyssion1337]

death by salad fork

[smeegs]

fork by death salad

[abyssion1337]

frisbee'd

[smeegs]

visited the church of scientology

[abyssion1337]

gutted by giant talking spoon

[acutekat]

nun thru chest

[Adjacent Badger]

None of your internal organs worked

[acutekat]

none of your external organs work

[Useful]

Drowned in Badger's blood after his epidermis failed.

[abyssion1337]

the failing of his epidermis was caused by a flesh eating virus, you got it shortly after.

[Useful]

yummy... (finally someone killed me! The anticipation was killing me!)

Well, it was the Andromeda Strain, and it gave you a cardiac arrest.

[abyssion1337]

bitten by a viper

[Useful]

your teeth are melted by the Andromeda Strain

[abyssion1337]

you get turned into a potato

[Useful]

Ahh, but I would still be alive, wouldn't I?

Semantics.

The Andromeda Strain made your testicles explode in a lively fashion.

[abyssion1337]

you marry the andromeda strain cause you apparently love it so much.

[Useful]

Have you ever read the book?

The Andromeda Strain eats you hair, travels down your hair follicles, and melts your brain.

[abyssion1337]

no I haven't, but if we're doing books now: you try snow crash.

[Useful]

Alright, then. You find out what a Gonne is. The hard way.

[abyssion1337]

you find a shiny ring, but it's you friend's birthday and he wants it/

[Useful]

Your friends didn't rescue you from Shelob in time...

[abyssion1337]

your evil twin gets you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

balrog punches u in the face

[abyssion1337]

everything floats down here, and so do you.

[smeegs]

eggsploded

[Mawelli]

your lego army rebelled

[abyssion1337]

you got executed for killing someone's war buddy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

naru found u

[abyssion1337]

an ICBM managed to get a direct hit on you

[acutekat]

smashed over the head with nazi literature

[Shooterman]

Swallowed by Goatse. :o

[acutekat]

killed by an internet meme

[Shooterman]

Divided by zero.

[acutekat]

counted to infiniti

[Useful]

Tried to count to pi only using integers.

[acutekat]

you cut the red wire

[Useful]

You bit ALL the wires.

[acutekat]

your color blind in a bomb defusing situation

[Useful]

You were blind and someone asked you to defuse a bomb.

[acutekat]

you punched hilary clinton in the balls