[S.ifr]

Insulted Britney infront of Chris Crocker.

[Filleraol]

You looked deep into the eyes of the dramatic looking gopher.

[S.ifr]

strapped down to chair and forced to watch Samwells infamous video for eternity.

[acutekat]

shot in the back with an arrow although recoveringg from the intial blood loss and tramua you die 2 weeks later from an infenction

[thedarkmessenger]

your sudden appearance scared me and I dragon punched you :P

[S.ifr]

I punched you for punching him/her

[acutekat]

mind controlled into commiting hari-kari


by the way he

[S.ifr]

killed for not finishing your sentence

[acutekat]

killed for misunderstanding non-punctuated sentance
via drowning in sewer water

[Filleraol]

strapped down to chair and forced to watch Samwells infamous video for eternity.

Oh, that one hurt!
So I randomly throw a dagger just before i die which hits acutecat

[S.ifr]

strapped down to chair and forced to watch Samwells infamous video for eternity.

Oh, that one hurt!
So I randomly throw a dagger just before i die which hits acutecat

muwahaha.

*finishes the blow*

[acutekat]

trampled by rabid fans going to a beatles reunion tour (yes two of them are zombies)

[Filleraol]

forced to watch Butters version of what what in the butt (or asshole) for eternity
laughs until you die

[S.ifr]

You were forced with me.

[Filleraol]

=O but it was acutekat who was forced :P

killed in some special way by someone special with something special in his special hand

[acutekat]

dies in the enternity before a metalica song actually picks up

[S.ifr]

Killed for being a noob.

[acutekat]

i uze the bfg 9000 abd killz uz

[Filleraol]

Mi-Mi-MIKURU BEAM

[acutekat]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9498/stickitue8.th.jpg (http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stickitue8.jpg)


(cause of death is self explanatory)

[Issitheus]

cause of death is self-explanatory in this case, too.

[S.ifr]

Likewise ;]

[acutekat]

hypno beam you cunning bastards



killed by worlds funniest joke

[Filleraol]

killed by worlds most boring joke

[S.ifr]

Killed by both jokes twice

[acutekat]

My fatal weakness

that and lava


speaking of which


lowered into lava and slow cooked to a golden brown

[S.ifr]

lava through the chest.

[Filleraol]

volcano (small one) through the chest

[S.ifr]

Was that an attempt at a fat joke ?

Killed for attempting to make a fat joke.

[acutekat]

you are hung by your toes and your head explodes relinquishing a plague the likes of which humanity has not seen in recorded history. Destroying all the human population except for 2 men and a woman who then become a basis for a sitcome after humaity rebuilds itself after discovering cloning.

[Filleraol]

no, not a fat joke at all =/

how about a big volcano through the chest then =O

[S.ifr]

FAT JOKE.


*sits on Raol*

[acutekat]

MULTI-KILL


hur

[acutekat]

SUICIDE by syanide

[Filleraol]

2x flashbang -> HUMILIATION

[acutekat]

OH NOES

harpooned!!!!!!!!!121!!1121!!3a!

[S.ifr]

Did you just kill yourself up there ?

Killed for suicide

[acutekat]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5653/arrowedni3.th.jpg (http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arrowedni3.jpg)

[S.ifr]

Chiyowned.

[acutekat]

hmm touche for the obscure refernce


you paper cut bled out

[Issitheus]

Chiyowned.

sry for size:
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p224/noodleboy200/Chiyoowned.jpg

[Filleraol]

the size of the pic makes your monitor explode

[acutekat]

shot by the sensor

[S.ifr]

Theus' explosion affected yours.

[acutekat]

i iz confused

but fried by giant magnifine glass

[S.ifr]

giant ant through the chest.

[Issitheus]

ghiant ant through every part of the body except the chest... somehow.

[Filleraol]

This "woman" visits you one rainy night. (http://www.artnewsblog.com/images/scary-lisa.jpg)

[acutekat]

the intrigue


smacked upside the head with a webster's dictionary

[S.ifr]

smacked downside teh head with a websters dictionary

[acutekat]

sliced through the head with a piece of paper going at near relativistic speads

[abyssion1337]

a strange creatue vaguely resembling a frog climbs into your boat and says "Today is my birthday."

[acutekat]

shot by a red- neck

[Ellen Feiss]

King Kong through the chest

[S.ifr]

Godzilla through the chest

[acutekat]

sworded

[Ellen Feiss]

meny random objects through the chest

[Filleraol]

forced to make the special effects for quake the movie in MS Paint

[acutekat]

ohh the carpol tunnel




got your head smashed over with a chair

[abyssion1337]

given more corn.

[Ellen Feiss]

slaped to death by the random objects though your chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through your random objects

[S.ifr]

Your chest through your chest.

[acutekat]

was wondering when chest thru chest was gonna pop up

you imploded

[S.ifr]

you exploded.

[acutekat]

spontaneous combustion

[Filleraol]

spontaneous decapitation

[acutekat]

you wore a slightly more macabre version of the neck tie to work and trip down the stairs and you tie got snagged

[S.ifr]

spontaneous amputation.

[abyssion1337]

killed for the ring

[acutekat]

youy red blood cell production stops

[S.ifr]

a bunch of blood cells through the chest.

[acutekat]

razor bladed

[abyssion1337]

baybladed

[S.ifr]

LULZ.

sporked.

[acutekat]

dummest idea ever


you head turned into a black hole because of the sheer stupidity of that ideal

[Useful]

L tricks Light into thinking that you are L.

Death Noted (hit by a muffin cart)

[acutekat]

you've just been (dun duh) THUNDER STRUCK

[Useful]

You got gang raped by a bunch of genetically altered dogs






btw, the genetic modification gives them spiky penises.

[acutekat]

your obsessed with the male genatallia

[Useful]

You imagined what it would be like to die in such a way so vividly, your brain went buh-bye.

That also wouldn't kill me, it would just make me gay.

[acutekat]

your were first cut open by a group of natives on the island of tutu and had your inards strung out around their campfire for their first ritualistic killing of the new year. your remains were later discovered and put on display in england

[Useful]

Cool! You puke your OWN internal organs out when you see me on fresh display in jolly old England.

[Filleraol]

vapoorized

[S.ifr]

Disinigraded.

[abyssion1337]

your chest an arrow goes through it.

[S.ifr]

Pharoah through the chest.

[Filleraol]

attacked by a shark while snowboarding (yes)

[S.ifr]

Attacked by a cow while surfing.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the yeti

[S.ifr]

You ate a yeti as a whole

[Filleraol]

tried to teleport, but only half of your body teleported

[S.ifr]

You tried to swim, but only half of your body came up.
( waist down )

[thedarkmessenger]

you tried to fly, but you didn't have wings :P

[S.ifr]

You tried to ride a bike down a hill, but you didn't have legs.

[thedarkmessenger]

you tried to brake fro the train but your car missed it's appointment at Jiffy Lube scheduled for yesterday :P

[Filleraol]

participated in a destruction derby with a bicycle

[thedarkmessenger]

you participated too.

[S.ifr]

You won.

[Filleraol]

you came last

[S.ifr]

You were in the middle.

[Jazean]

devoured by the souls of angry puppies and kittens.

[S.ifr]

All of the skinned cats took revenge.

[Filleraol]

tells uwe boll face to face that he's stupid and that his films suck.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Went on a blind date.
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/Callenish.jpg

[Ellen Feiss]

steals her sword and stabs u to death with it

[daikaisho vanguard]

Bloodily sacrificed in the middle of a stone circle.
(I think she looks like a celtic priestess)

[Ellen Feiss]

u mod a game and by exadent u put chiyo in it and shot her resulting in issitheus riping u apart limb by limb

[Issitheus]

and i come after you next

[Ellen Feiss]

as ur runing after me we cross a bridge and it brakes as u run across it

[S.ifr]

I can, however.

[Ellen Feiss]

snaps neck cause i dident understand what u ment

[S.ifr]

I can cross the bridge that Theus couldn't.

My spirit snapped your neck.

[Ellen Feiss]

ohhh now i get it

turns ur blood into cheese

[S.ifr]

I turn you into cheese.

[Ellen Feiss]

ate myself cause i was cheese

[S.ifr]

I ate you because you were cheese.

[Mawelli]

fell into hot MAGMA

[S.ifr]

chest through magma

[Filleraol]

Fell down, broke your back, and drowned in the sewer

[S.ifr]

The reason I broke my back was because I landed on you and broke your bath.. so you ended up drowing with me.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You tried to pay with baht at a high society night club in New York. Unfortunataly, it resided on 16th floor.

[Useful]

A flying bathtub... end of story.

[Ellen Feiss]

while taking a bath u fall asleep and drownes on ur own dirty water of blood and filth

[Filleraol]

you ate your shoe, and it was poisoned

[acutekat]

fountain pen through neck

[Useful]

being punched in the nads until your kidneys explode

[acutekat]

your red blood cell production stops

[Filleraol]

you challenged chuck norris to a knife fight to the death

[Issitheus]

you were acutekat's knife

[acutekat]

you typed chuck norris into google and hit im feelin lucky

[Useful]

Killed by Chuck Norris' morning wood.

[acutekat]

chuck norris pointed at you and said bang

[Useful]

You were Chuck Norris' tax collector. Unfortunately, you were not collecting taxes FOR Chuck Norris, you tried to collect taxes FROM Chuck Norris.

[S.ifr]

Death by Norris.

[acutekat]

rosie o'donell hydra stare

[shinigami008]

slit the jugular vain with a plastic spoon!!

[S.ifr]

Plastic spoons through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

thrown into a bottomless pit.

[S.ifr]

I clinged onto your sleeve.

[abyssion1337]

crap so I can't even kill you just great... i torture you as we fall muhahahahaha

[S.ifr]

As you're torturing me, I kill you.
>=D

[abyssion1337]

that was stupid now you'll fall for eternity without someone to talk to

[S.ifr]

I talk to dead bodies for a living.
... *stabs spirit*

[abyssion1337]

*uses THEULTIMATEREFIREBALLANDPERFECTCAKERECIEPE* ha take that

[S.ifr]

*dodges*


*snipes*

[abyssion1337]

I'm dead you can't kill me with an earth gun *poses your body to slowly rot you from the inside*

[S.ifr]

*escapes body*

Now you're trapped.
*snipes*

[abyssion1337]

*explodes taking out me you and the next 4.5 posters*

[S.ifr]

4.5 po-

[abyssion1337]

yeah the last one g-

[S.ifr]

so the last one will be half dead ?
Thats pretty aw-

[Filleraol]

-esome?

[thedarkmessenger]

haha! I survived!...sort of...can someone do something about the robot half of my body?

[abyssion1337]

yes but your robotic arm strangles you

[Mawelli]

died because of the pure awesomeness when standing next to Chuck Norris.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by Gohma

[acutekat]

poisned tea

[abyssion1337]

a giant squirral eats your face.

[shinigami008]

in a room that implodes because Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into it at the same time, and no building can contain that much awesomeness.

[Filleraol]

in a room that exploded because rosie o'donnell and michael moore entered naked at the same time, no building can contain that much--

[Useful]

In a room that was blue... *twitch*

[abyssion1337]

batman throws you off a roof.

[acutekat]

crochet malleted

[abyssion1337]

you found out you were set up on a blind date with the guy in you avatar.

[acutekat]

i reject your reality ans substitute my own without you

[abyssion1337]

in your realality trees walk around and strangle people, you didn't realize it and went christmas tree shopping.

[Jazean]

mistook you for christmas tree and vaporized you with an anti-christamas tree multi-purpose anti-strangulation laser with attachable calculator and kitchen sink.

[S.ifr]

Mistaken for a cat and skinned alive

[Jazean]

ow... skins you for the mistaken identity.

I'm gonna have a S.ifr suit.

[S.ifr]

They sell those ?

Killed for buying one.

[abyssion1337]

killed so I could have one too.

[S.ifr]

Killed for not paying.

[daikaisho vanguard]

He couldn't pay because you ate his money. That wasn't smart, coins can do such damage to internal organs.

[S.ifr]

You stood there, watching... when you exploded.

[Mawelli]

the explosion threw you out of the room, through the window hitting a car killing instantly

[S.ifr]

It was your car and you swerved off a cliff into teh crash with teh other cars/planes/trains from who knows when.

[abyssion1337]

killed during the coup.

[Mawelli]

was laughing too hard at the incredible odd coincidence of all these crashes happening at once

[abyssion1337]

mind hacked

[Useful]

Your computer got embarrassed from you staring at it too long, so it exploded.

[S.ifr]

Abyss' explosion affected your comp and exploded.

[Filleraol]

it started a chain explosion to every computer that has an internet connection
*cuts off the cable*

[S.ifr]

Your tv exploded.

[abyssion1337]

a giant dog guts you

[Useful]

Ewww... :-X

Your small intestine rebels against too much Ramen.

[abyssion1337]

Raman strangles you

[Filleraol]

raw men strangels you

[abyssion1337]

the boston strangler strangles you.

[Useful]

autoerotic asphyxiation.

[abyssion1337]

you drove your car into the missile silo.

[Useful]

Which one??? ? You like electrical sockets. REALLY like electrical sockets.

[abyssion1337]

you like fire and the feeling you get when your covered in gasoline... at the same time.

[Useful]

You eat pointy things. Which kind of sounds like an accusation. But it's just the sad, sad truth *sob*

[abyssion1337]

your a clone whose sole purpose is to replace the major organs of the original when they become injured.

[Useful]

You were the original. I poisoned myself before I died. You got my poisoned organs.

[abyssion1337]

poisen through the chest.

[Useful]

Uh. That's kind of what I was just getting at. Oh well!

You were attacked by Sharpies and died of brain damage from sniffing too much ink.

[abyssion1337]

too much ink through the chest

[Useful]

Too much of your mom through the chest. Literally.

[abyssion1337]

too much of your chest through your mom

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

corrupted by a slaneshii daemon- body explodes in a mass of giant tits.

[abyssion1337]

the eyes on your hands kill people so you burn them then kill yourself when they reappear on your chest.

[Useful]

Tzeentch owned.

[Filleraol]

you had to listen to the chocolate rain song constantly for one day

[Useful]

urk. OW.

You were locked inside a subwoofer at a Dragonstorm concert.

[abyssion1337]

jumped off a building

[Useful]

Landed on you. I see where this is going.

[Filleraol]

You survived when you landed on him, but you were both run over by a truck

[Useful]

Said truck, driven by you, has a plane crash into it. A big plane.

[abyssion1337]

You were on the plane, it was hijacked shortly after.

[Filleraol]

it crash landed on a beach where you were having a picnic

[abyssion1337]

you were cut up by a plane's propeller.

[acutekat]

and then became a sushi buffet for passers by

[S.ifr]

You were teh captain of teh plane.

[Filleraol]

spinning plane propeller through the chest

[acutekat]

batle axed

[Useful]

Crab Battle!

[abyssion1337]

drowned

[Filleraol]

someone chokes you with a plastic bag

[Useful]

You ate a lot of plastic bags because they smelled nice.

[S.ifr]

Beach whale through the chest.

[Useful]

You piss off a beached sperm whale who then chooses you for his last meal.

[Filleraol]

it exploded, and was quite big, so you got a piece of it through your chest too

[S.ifr]

Through the head.

[Useful]

You eat 3 week old beached whale parts. The unspeakable parts.

[abyssion1337]

you were a beached whale

[Ellen Feiss]

though the fire and flames then ur cheast

[Useful]

You got 100% on Fire and the Flames on Expert, then died of a heart attack because you were 110.

[abyssion1337]

failed at being a human and was used for research, poisen research.

[S.ifr]

reached epic fail and killed yourself.

[Filleraol]

in a fraction of a second, you enteres chuck norris's field of vision

[S.ifr]

We're siamese twins.

[Filleraol]

xD

I cut off my bonds with you, literally...but we both died =/

[S.ifr]

*stabs spirit*

[abyssion1337]

TROGDOR burninates you

[Ellen Feiss]

trogdor eats u

[S.ifr]

Trogdor through the chest

[acutekat]

harpooned like a whale and then you explode all over the icelanders

[abyssion1337]

the icelanders kill you

[Jazean]

you where once a treehouse, you lived in a cake, then you saw the way the orange slayed the rake...

the orange got mad and slayed you too.

[Issitheus]

forced to listen to the llama song for eternity

[Mawelli]

killed by the badgers...

[abyssion1337]

you tried eating the mushroom, it was poisenous

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

caught by the **** bear

[Useful]

Ceiling Cat is displeased with you...

[abyssion1337]

sniper cat is displeased with you.

[Useful]

Skullraper Cat is pleased with you :o

[acutekat]

your ankle breaks at the top of everest

[Useful]

You decided to run with the grenade.

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

u drank sum pepsi.. then ate sum POP ROCKS! :o omgKA-BOOM!!

[Jazean]

surprised panda got all surprised on your face.

[smeegs]

was sat on by surprised panda

[abyssion1337]

the serial killer that lives under your bed is behind you.

[S.ifr]

You're the serial killer and I'm the serial killer ...
and I was behind you.

[abyssion1337]

I made a clone of myself that was behind you.

[S.ifr]

My method of killing us was a bombing one.

[abyssion1337]

you opened the ark.

[acutekat]

you fell off the empire state building

[S.ifr]

I landed on you.

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

you landed in a volcano

[abyssion1337]

you were vactioning there and the volcano erupted

[S.ifr]

You were the volcano.
You died from too much lava loss.

[abyssion1337]

killed for not making sense

[S.ifr]

Killed from too much sense.

[abyssion1337]

killed for being senseless.

[S.ifr]

Killed for being sinful.

[abyssion1337]

killed for being sinless

[S.ifr]

Killed for being oblivious

[abyssion1337]

killed by oblivion

[S.ifr]

Oblivion through the chest.

[Jazean]

skewered like a matakapi in the rain.

[Mawelli]

eaten by a hungry dango

[S.ifr]

eaten by a dango daikazoku

[Issitheus]

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

[acutekat]

five power point plan of doom (presented by your local IT guy)

[abyssion1337]

local IT guy throught the chest

[acutekat]

local it guy infest you with nanites then programs you with a virus

[abyssion1337]

virus bearing nanites through the chest

[acutekat]

you swallowed a man sized hook

[abyssion1337]

man sized hook through the chest.

[S.ifr]

Man hoooker through the chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through the man hooker.

[S.ifr]

Died from AIDS when you got them from a man hooker

[abyssion1337]

the man hooker injected you with aids cause I paid him to.

[S.ifr]

x2 to you.

[Mawelli]

utorrent crashed on you

[Collyer-san]

uTorrent through the Chest

[shinigami008]

utorrent spiked with meth, through the chest

[abyssion1337]

heroin overdose

[daikaisho vanguard]

overdose of heroines

[abyssion1337]

heroin through the chest

[Mawelli]

heroins fell on you

[Filleraol]

exploding penguin walked near you

[daikaisho vanguard]

Fellow penguin heroine fell on you from great height.

[abyssion1337]

exploding ducks just happen to be following the panguins

[daikaisho vanguard]

You didn't manage to duck out when the penguins exploded

[abyssion1337]

you were used as a test subject the weapons used in Ratchet and Clank

[daikaisho vanguard]

You got spanked with a hatchet

[abyssion1337]

hatchet through the chest