[S.ifr]

hit by a random train

[Filleraol]

Snorlax ate you

[S.ifr]

Snorlax sat on you

[Filleraol]

Snorlax...when you least expect it, he strikes XD

killed by a man in disguise....*fumoffu*

[S.ifr]

Killed by a man in disguise that was in disguise

[Useful]

killed by a man from Disgaea

[daikaisho vanguard]

Killed by Gaea

[Mawelli]

Hit by a random wine bottle

[S.ifr]

Hit by a random dart

[Issitheus]

suicide when informed that the cake is a lie.

[Jazean]

was about to eat a grape when it came alive summoned a sword and slice your head off for your insolence!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Since your next in the thread, you're also the next in reach of its sword

[Issitheus]

ditto

[RokkerXD]

suicide when informed that the cake is a lie.


LOL!

Lemme think...death by watching AMV Hell 0...showing ONLY hentai scenes! xD

[S.ifr]

suicide when informed that the cake is a lie.


LOL!

Lemme think...death by watching AMV Hell 0...showing ONLY hentai scenes! xD

Stabbed with corn.

[abyssion1337]

hit by a bowling ball with arms.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're turned into a deer, warped 2500 years back in time and killed by Agamemnon in a sacred grove dedicated til Diana, Goddess of the hunt. Agamemnon therefore has to sacrifice his own daughter to not ruin the attack on Troy and comes to present day, taking revenge by killing you before you're sent back in time at all.

[asukafan8]

You buy an iPhone, hack it, and then steve jobs turns it into a brick (like mine) then rips off your head and shoves it dows your neck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(.....unlike mine XD)

[S.ifr]

Out of excitement you choke on your iPhone.

[Mawelli]

Out of excitment you get beaten to death with your iPhone

[S.ifr]

You called your friend using your iPhone to explain what you just saw when it exploded, killing you instantly.

[Filleraol]

You tried to make a phone call with the iPhone, too much radiation got right into the brain.

[S.ifr]

You slipped on an iPhone and snapped your neck.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your old cell phone was so in love with you, that it murdered you out of jealousy, when it found out that you for a long time had been planning to dump it and just kept it while looking for a new.

[abyssion1337]

killed for continuing on about the iphone (I hate teh iphone)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sentenced to death for the murder of seven people you have killed in this thread. They evidence wasn't strong enough to convict you for the rest.

[abyssion1337]

ha the police suck. anyway killed by dexter cause the police couldn't convict you for murder.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You may think that The Police sucks, but Sting kills you by slamming you in the head with his lyrics.

[Issitheus]

Yes, there were monsters under your bed... Lordi!

[Filleraol]

Someone knew what you did last summer.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Better to die like a tiger then live like a pussy.

Your wish shall be granted. You are killed by a big game hunter

[abyssion1337]

you were shot in the head by a russian using a crossbow.

[Mawelli]

you were shot in the head with a russian (?)

[Collyer-san]

Suddenly... Bananas, Thousands of them, Land on your Head.

[Useful]

you eat too many bananas :(

[S.ifr]

You watched someone eat too many bananas
.. random arrow through your chest.

[smeegs]

random banana through your chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

You becomes pregnant and gives birth to Excalibolg

[smeegs]

random excalibolg through your chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

Trying to bring him back to life, you chant "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi", but it has the opposite effect.

[abyssion1337]

you try to cross a burning bridge.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were still under the bridge, after putting it on fire.

[abyssion1337]

stalagmites arise and impale you.

[Mawelli]

ripped apart for inkorreCt spellling

[abyssion1337]

killed for incorrectly accusing people of bad spelling.

[Mawelli]

gets teh death penalty for killing a person who incorrectly accused people of bad spelling

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hit through the heart by random spelling mistake.

[Filleraol]

Executed for spelling correctly in this forum. No wait..

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hesitance cannot be accepted!

You are eliminateted before your slovenliness speads and threatens to undermine society.

[abyssion1337]

you were society and you were successfuly undermined.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Random society though your chest.

[S.ifr]

Giant cat through your chest.

[Collyer-san]

Ellen Feiss Through the Chest.

[RokkerXD]

Death by getting owned by Bonta-kun.

[S.ifr]

Bonta-kun through your chest

[Filleraol]

Random nothing through your chest

[Issitheus]

Chest through your chest

[S.ifr]

Dart to teh face.

[thedarkmessenger]

random fireball through the chest xD

[daikaisho vanguard]

That fireball had you inside it.

[Mawelli]

eaten alive

[S.ifr]

You ate vanguard and he had AIDS

[Issitheus]

frying pan to the head... repeatedly.

[S.ifr]

Random arrow through the head, repeatedly.

[Issitheus]

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!!!

explanation: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented

[S.ifr]

.. twice as hard... to you .. ?

[Filleraol]

A flying melon through your....chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

It wasn't a melon. It was your head.

[smeegs]

discovered dumbeldore was gay, just couldn't handle it.

[S.ifr]

Hogwarts didn't approve of teh love between you and Dumbeldore so you turned to suicide.

[abyssion1337]

possessed by an evil mask

[Filleraol]

Pushed into a huge grinder by a crazy man with a weird mask

[abyssion1337]

killed by the 'great mighty poo'

[Mawelli]

You insulted Pururin

[Useful]

killed by being strapped down and forced to play Daikatana over, and over, and over, and over, and...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Tried to write down every possible move in the game of Go.

[Filleraol]

You performed the ultimate suicide (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCXmYMPEAlc)

[abyssion1337]

Hit by a bus then run over by a tank.

[Filleraol]

You tried to travel to VY Canis Majoris (http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/575/1206540972113ay0.gif) in your homemade spaceship.

[Collyer-san]

Eaten by the lesser Spotted Bluetit

[S.ifr]

Ate too many apples.

[Filleraol]

Tried to save a dolphin, when a duck suddenly appeared and held you while his cat friend stabbed you with a wooden spoon

[Jazean]

stood there mouth agap in amazement at the ultimate suicide, it starting raining, you drowned like a turkey.

[Mawelli]

You were trying to do the bridge (gymnastics move) and cracked your back

[Jazean]

impaled through the throat by my spine as it erupts from my back it a fit of vengence for a failed bridge attempt.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Locked up for all eternity by a milkmancollector

[Mawelli]

Sang Special Olympics at the Special Olympics opening

[smeegs]

Locked up for all eternity by a milkmancollector


i have no idea what a milkmancollector is



attacked by a hoard of milkmencollectors

[Filleraol]

Impaled by wood chips all over body

[abyssion1337]

crossed a mob boss.

[daikaisho vanguard]

i have no idea what a milkmancollector is


I'd say a milkmancollector is a person who collects milkmen, as other people collect stamps or anime.

[daikaisho vanguard]

i have no idea what a milkmancollector is


I'd say a milkmancollector is a person who collects milkmen, as other people collect stamps or anime.


You are buried alive under the worlds largest collection of stamps.

[Filleraol]

You just killed yourself. I don't have to do anything ^^

[daikaisho vanguard]

I did it with a hand grenade and you were nearby, together with a random person who posted om page 11 of this thread

[abyssion1337]

I revive you all three of you then kill you again.

[daikaisho vanguard]

random unexplained killing of three peple through your chest

[Mawelli]

Laughed at the milkman

[Useful]

ATE THE MILKMAN.

and exploded.

[abyssion1337]

was nearby when someone exploded after eating the milkman

[S.ifr]

Random milkman came by and shanked you.

[Filleraol]

The milkman sounds dangerous, I'll stay away from him for a while.

You just stood too close to the milkman, died from radiation.

[S.ifr]

Milkman through teh chest.

[Useful]

Milkman MILKED YOOOOOOUU

[S.ifr]

Milkman poured 5 gallons of milk in your mouth while you were sleeping.

[Useful]

Killed in a new and creative way by someone I totally did not just make up.

[S.ifr]

Milk bottle through the chest.

[Useful]

blunt trauma weapon (AKA milk bottle) to the head at 45mph

[Issitheus]

drowns in milk

44

[S.ifr]

leaned over to see what happened, you fell in too

[Jazean]

two words...


FALCON PUNCH!!!

[smeegs]

random falcon puch through the chest

[S.ifr]

Ellen Fiess Room.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Milkman Falcon punches you in Ellen Feiss's room!

[Mawelli]

My friend says Falcon Punch as Captain Punch...soo

Captain Punched byt eh Milkman going through Ellen Feiss's room

[daikaisho vanguard]

You thought your cup was filled with hot tea, but the milkman had replaced it with liquid nitrogen.

[abyssion1337]

was playing a game... with jigsaw.

[Jazean]

Falcon Kick!

[S.ifr]

falcowned.

[Issitheus]

Ellen kills you by turning you into a baby and shaking you violently for misspelling his name

[Filleraol]

Locked yourself in the freezer somehow.

[Issitheus]

shoots u with a wii zapper that shoots milkmen -Ellen

[S.ifr]

gets hit by a milkman

[daikaisho vanguard]

gets mistaken for a milkman by the world's biggest milkman hater.

[Mawelli]

Gets beaten up by Captain Milkman

[S.ifr]

Gets beaten up by his sidekick: Milkboy

[daikaisho vanguard]

you suffer so greatly from lactose intolerance, that you died from just looking at milk

[abyssion1337]

cows rain down on top of you.

[Mawelli]

ran over by a cow

[abyssion1337]

cows give you poisoned milk.

[smeegs]

random mudkips through the chest

[Filleraol]

Random Snorlax through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

Random Haunter through the chest. How does that kill you, since he's a ghost? We may never know...

[abyssion1337]

random Africa through the chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

You called Luster a "lizard girl" Random dragon claw to the face.

[abyssion1337]

you called a bangaa a lizard.

[thedarkmessenger]

You met the right judge during the wrong battle...

[abyssion1337]

logged.

[thedarkmessenger]

clogged

[S.ifr]

drugged.

[Mawelli]

mugged

and btw my 500th post!

[daikaisho vanguard]

went on a date with a mugger

[Jazean]

hit by a magic stick

[S.ifr]

magic stick through the chest.

[Filleraol]

Too many chest injuries these days :P

Flashed by the camera at holiday, fell down a cliff

[daikaisho vanguard]

you were standing under a cliff, when some random person dropped out of the sky, right above you.

[Mawelli]

got pocky'd do death

[S.ifr]

heart attack.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hard attack with a hard club made of heartwood

[Mawelli]

you married a russian bride (see above link)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Unfortunately, her manager came after you, when the contributions to the poor relatives back in Russia was not satisfactory.

[abyssion1337]

pimp slapped a little too hard.

[flamingbambi]

eaten alive by muppets.

[abyssion1337]

bitten by a snake in a sugar cane field.

[Jazean]

bitten by a cobra while on a hiking expedition to the arctic while wearing a summer hat...

damn global warming!

[abyssion1337]

You were also there, nuclear winter set in you freeze to death.

[S.ifr]

you tried to escape but didn't make it.

[thedarkmessenger]

you tried to make it but didn't escape :P.

[Useful]

Stared so long at your own icon wishing you were Laharl that your eyes lit on fire and incinerated you brain.

[abyssion1337]

molten brain melted your face.

[Filleraol]

molten brain through the chest..

[abyssion1337]

giant robot car through chest.

[S.ifr]

You were in the giant robot and it exploded.

[Issitheus]

giant robot shrapnel through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

Stared so long at your own icon wishing you were Laharl that your eyes lit on fire and incinerated you brain.

not likely...Flonne and Etna are both FLAT. Laharl makes that joke twice during the game :P Although a hug WOULD be nice...especially one involving both an angel and a demon >xD


On topic: You were standing directly behind S.ifr when the GIANT robot shrapnel went through his chest.

[abyssion1337]

yeah but they both are pretty hot despite being flat.

[thedarkmessenger]

especially Flonne's "fallen angel" form ^_^

Died from Flonne's smexiness...then resurrected and killed for not coming up with a way to kill me :P

[abyssion1337]

died after given more corn.

[thedarkmessenger]

I resurrected you again, but ran out of funny ways to kill you, so you just died from Etna's smexiness :P

[abyssion1337]

that ninetails thought you were cheating on it.

[Filleraol]

It thought he had an affair with you

[Issitheus]

suffers the same fate as smeegs is currently...

[thedarkmessenger]

you also died from Flonne's smexiness :P (she's just that smexy)

[abyssion1337]

hit by a tiger bomb.

[thedarkmessenger]

hit by a smoke bomb...HARD!

[Filleraol]

Ran into the house too early after throwing a stun grenade and a flash bang and a nuclear bomb into it

[thedarkmessenger]

threw a grenade at a rubber wall, expecting it to bounce back at you. Instead it somehow breaks through the rubber wall and explodes next to some poorly placed Hydrogen tanks

[Useful]

uh, just ran into this... I thought it seemed relevant.
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/212/3/4/Fallen_Angel_Flonne_by_raynkazuya.jpg
...

ANYway, your brain melted, too, from seeing t3h awesomeness of that pic.

[thedarkmessenger]

o.O


died from the smexiness of the flonne cosplay.

Side note: find us a etna one xD

[Filleraol]

Say your prayers lardass, because you're already dead yyyaaaaaaa tatatatatatatatatatata

[thedarkmessenger]

Got hit by a smoke grenade dipped in acid

[S.ifr]

Acid through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

Leaking battery through the chest

[S.ifr]

swallowed a leaking batter

[Filleraol]

Random baseball bat through the cest

[Issitheus]

random "cest" through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

leaking battery chest through the random.

don't ask :P

[Issitheus]

what?!

[Filleraol]

Forced to watch meatspin dot com for 30 minutes

[flamingbambi]

Bleeping Osaka. About three hours should do it.

[S.ifr]

bleeping osaka through the head

[Filleraol]

Poisoned cheese doodles........through the chest

[S.ifr]

I was giving you a piggy back ride

[Mawelli]

i was piggy back riding you :p

[Blew_Some]

SHot through the head while screaming BOOM HEADSHOT!

[abyssion1337]

head crab through the chest.

[Mawelli]

leg crab through the head

[smeegs]

random noob through the cest

[Filleraol]

broke your neck while flying through someones chest

[smeegs]

broke your chest while flying through it

[Useful]

o.O


died from the smexiness of the flonne cosplay.

Side note: find us a etna one xD

Uh, actually, that's fan art, believe it or not :o

ANYway, in"cest" through the chest!

[flamingbambi]

BITING CAT THROUGH THE HEAD

[Useful]

Nailgun+groin=sad...





and dead

[daikaisho vanguard]

Anvil falls on yiur knees while you're standing

[Useful]

wouldn't that require the anvil to either a) be falling at an angle or b) go through the rest of my body first?

the physics-defying anvil clips into the ground and then flies through your head, Garry's-Mod-style.

[daikaisho vanguard]

the physics-defying anvil's brother, a red haired shark, clubs you to death with a peeled egg for even suggesting ...

[Ellen Feiss]

kills u because i dident understand what u ment and trowes ur body at issitheus for making 1k posts

[Issitheus]

crushed by my 1004 posts

[flamingbambi]

Drinking bleach..with tiiiny little marshmallows....

[abyssion1337]

ate dynomite your fire breath ignited it.

[Useful]

DYnoMITE!

way too close to Flamingbambi's flaming skull pieces.

[Filleraol]

Drank too much Lidl cola while eating menthos

[Useful]

what's Lidl cola? Is that Swedish? What's it like? wow, off topic.

NOM NOM NOMed.

by something large

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate the business concept of Lidl and exploded in a sinful way.
(Lidl is german, but has spread to a lot of countries)

[Useful]

imploded from too much wikipedia

[abyssion1337]

edited wikipedia till you finger fell off and you bleed to death.

[Filleraol]

Tried to download wikipedias whole database somehow, computer exploded

[Ellen Feiss]

my brother said this....
chiyo chops off ur head with a +9 battle ax

i swear that was my brother talking

[abyssion1337]

died from talking to your brother.

[Useful]

spent two hours with MY brother...

[Filleraol]

Picked a fight with my younger "little" brother, who's 200 cm tall and growing :S

[Useful]

actually, that wouldn't kill me... or even hurt me... anyway, I drop your brother on you.

[Filleraol]

Ouch...he weights quite a lot.

Floor collapses when you drop him over me, and we take you with us in the fall, landing on top of you somehow

[daikaisho vanguard]

The floor hits you back with a power that makes the Divine Fist of the North Star seem like a technique for making bottled ships.

[Mawelli]

Hit by a random sleeping smeegs

[Useful]

Flailing ragdoll smeegs crashes the universe's server, and you (along with everything else) ceases to exist.

[S.ifr]

Everything that everyone has posted x10 to teh next 4 people.

[Filleraol]

*instant death*

[S.ifr]

Ha-

*explodes*

[Filleraol]

AH, it's a miracle! I'm ali-

....


....

[S.ifr]

Sucks to be yo-

[daikaisho vanguard]

Kill everyone who has never posted in this thread with a carbon fiber kitty. (As the one posting above me is alredy dead)

[Useful]

Yay, now I get to kill you!

A time traveler's time machine appears on/in/through your body, ripping you a new one, temporally speaking.

[abyssion1337]

your head is chopped off by chainsaws with wings.

[Mawelli]

you were cut in half...with a herring!!

[flamingbambi]

HARPOON IN THE EYE! *screech*

[abyssion1337]

swordfish in the eye

[thedarkmessenger]

sword in the eye :P.

[daikaisho vanguard]

swordfish in the eye


Sort'a fishin' the rye. Shot by the farmer.

[Mawelli]

raked to death

[abyssion1337]

met my friend's old cat.

[Ellen Feiss]

kills u with aprl fools jokes

[abyssion1337]

poisened comb

[smeegs]

discovered that the sun is a warm place

[abyssion1337]

forced to read a Gamepro

[Ellen Feiss]

give u a paper cut to the neck dies of blood lose

[Useful]

drowns in his blooood.

[Filleraol]

It's April 2 now (here), so it's not a joke anymore...you ARE dead

[S.ifr]

It's still April 1st here.

Random blood from a cest throught the chest.

[Useful]

your icon made me depressed from looking at the bored expression on her face too many times, so I killed you.

[thedarkmessenger]

discovered Antarctica is very, very cold. Especially while wearing your summer clothes :P

[Issitheus]

April Fool's Joke gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. All I can say without getting banned is that it involves a calculator, Guitar Hero, a high-tension cable, and about 15 sponges.

[thedarkmessenger]

you forgot it was april 1st. (use your imagination on this one :P)

[S.ifr]

You remembered it was April 1st
your prank backfired

[Filleraol]

There's not an assassin in your closet....


...april fools!

[thedarkmessenger]

Don't worry, there are no monsters under your bed...


...


...April Fo- eww...I&#39;ll come back later >.<

[S.ifr]

I&#39;ll give you teh antidote to teh poison.

APRIL FOOLS.

[thedarkmessenger]

random antidote through the chest (since it was just a prank D8<)

[S.ifr]

Ellen Fiess through the chest.

[Filleraol]

Macbook through the che...no wait, it exploded before it reached you

[thedarkmessenger]

random poison through the chest (I wanted it out :P)

[Useful]

Macbook through the che...no wait, it exploded before it reached you

Wait, so is he dead? And since when did products running anything other than Microsoft products randomly explode?

started a thread called "I hate April Fool&#39;s Day"...

[Issitheus]

random poison through the chest (I wanted it out :P)

random chest through the poison

[thedarkmessenger]

poison chest through the random :P

[Filleraol]

Macbook through the che...no wait, it exploded before it reached you

Wait, so is he dead? And since when did products running anything other than Microsoft products randomly explode?

started a thread called "I hate April Fool&#39;s Day"...

Since now. It exploded right before his face, and I planted som C4 in it.
And you were standing right behind him.

[S.ifr]

and you were standing beside him

[thedarkmessenger]

and YOU were standing beside HIM

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m actually in front of both of them.
YOU were in front of ME.

[thedarkmessenger]

YOU were behind ME but in front of THE OTHERS before the macbook exploded. Afterwards, YOU were above US (going to either heaven or hell) while WE were somehow still alive...:P

[Useful]

oh... I was actually think ABOVE meant that the majority of the pieces of their bodies were higher in the air than yours... because that&#39;s what it looks like from here 8)

[thedarkmessenger]

random *insert obvious according-to-the-situation object here* through the chest.

[S.ifr]

two of those throught your head, cest and chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

*insert random object here* through your *insert random body part here*

[S.ifr]

sounds sexy

so sexy you imploded

[Filleraol]

Killed by an angry computer nerd with a with a nintendo controller, whos computer just broke

[smeegs]

attacked by a Crazzy screeenshot of something

[Mawelli]

a rusty plastic bottle through your head

[abyssion1337]

you lost your thumbs at E3

[S.ifr]

Random thumbs through your chest.

[Filleraol]

Nothing through your chest

[abyssion1337]

given your victory candecence.

[thedarkmessenger]

Given a cookie...a chocolate asparagus cookie :P

[beriorgar]

dressed up as a cargirl at a wherewolf convention

[abyssion1337]

raped to death

[beriorgar]

a deadly scorpion stung you in your ass

[S.ifr]

catgirl through the chest

[beriorgar]

licked a nuclear reactor while it was running

[Useful]

raped a nuclear reactor.

[beriorgar]

had a horseshoe nailed to your head

[S.ifr]

hit by a parked car

[beriorgar]

died of shock when found out this thread already has 80 pages

[flamingbambi]

drowned in spam
THE MEATY KIND!

[Useful]

In Soviet Russia, SPAM IS MADE OF YOU!











...actually, that&#39;s true here too.

[beriorgar]

in soviet russia, work does you
and your&#39;e working on a crabboat, wich is the most dangerous job in the world

[abyssion1337]

your robot servants plan an uprising but instead of enslaving humanity they just kill you.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Then blowing up his car, just as you, the milkman, was delivering three bottles of milk.

[Ellen Feiss]

you drink the milk realizing that its manmilk you die of AIDS

[Mawelli]

the milkman is back, more terrible than ever...

[abyssion1337]

a man with AIDS shoots you.

[Issitheus]

AIDS shoots you with a man

[daikaisho vanguard]

It&#39;s a milkman. You are killed by his sour cream splash damage.