[fluffybunny65]

ok all u hav 2 do is think of a way to kill the poster above you

[narutorox]

stabbed to death by hello kitty :P

[Quicksilver]

Savaged by Naru in a bad mood!

[fluffybunny65]

forced to watch reruns of hannah montana and high school musical ;D

[Quicksilver]

Bah, beaten.....

[Issitheus]

KIRA'D

[emrfish6]

Drugged and given to Michael Jackson.

[Filleraol]

Also drugged, and taken naked to a sausage factory and dropped into a grinder.

[fluffybunny65]

killed by an elephant and then revived then killed by an evil puppy

[Issitheus]

how about...



devoured by zombies

[Filleraol]

While visiting the bathroom in the night on a LAN, you meet a sleepwalking WoW nerd who think he's a level 70 night elf warrior, and you a lvl 20 gnome. He yells "FOR THE HORDE" and stabs you 10 times with a kitchen knife.

[Issitheus]

After being arrested for stabbing an innocent person to death in a bathroom with a kitchen knife while sleepwalking, is sent to prison where he is (of course) anally raped to death. How that happened, I don't want to know.

[jopojelly]

boot to the head

[Arden Jace]

Strapped to a chair and forced to watch the infamous 65-second cut from NGE where Unit-01 is holding Kaoru... FOR ETERNITY.

[yagsnave]

While visiting the bathroom in the night on a LAN, you meet a sleepwalking WoW nerd who think he's a level 70 night elf warrior, and you a lvl 20 gnome. He yells "FOR THE HORDE" and stabs you 10 times with a kitchen knife.


Beaten to death by an angry WoW nerd for making two alliance characters kill eachother.

[Mawelli]

Raped and sliced to pieces with a rusty wooden spoonE by a roaming pack of Finnish otakus for dissing Bleach.

[Quicksilver]

Attacked by low-flying fangirls.

[Filleraol]

A japanese voice actress screams as loud as she can right 1 cm next to your ear. Either your brain explodes, or you bleed to death ^^

This thread is fun ;D

[Mawelli]

Hannibal Lecter eating you as the main course in his little tea party with 5 year old children telling them: Tastes like chicken right?

[Arden Jace]

Pancakes, in the most horrible way.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Exterminatus.


65-second cut from NGE where Unit-01 is holding Kaoru... FOR ETERNITY.
NOOOOOOO!!!

[fluffybunny65]

stinged to death by bees :P

[Filleraol]

A steamroller falls down on you, with a guy standing on it screaming "WRYYYYYY" ........

[Arden Jace]

Jumped by the ****-Pals.

[Issitheus]

Makes the mistake of giving coffee to Tomo... there were no survivors.

[narutorox]

Makes the mistake of giving coffee to Tomo... there were no survivors.

heheh funny

shot by a panda looking 4 revenge

[thedarkmessenger]

ran over by a tank. That's why we typically avoid "liberating" cities. >8D

[Filleraol]

Hit in the head by a puck after a phailed slapshot at a hockey game.

[Mawelli]

Slipped on a banana...(phail)

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Turned into a giant ameoba, crushing your girlfriend in your mass, and eventually getting eaten by a large white ball light.

[thedarkmessenger]

you got hit in the head...by a missile...

[narutorox]

eaten alive by carnivorous monkeyz :P

[thedarkmessenger]

eaten alive by a carnivorous dragon >iD

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Oh Yeah? Your eye got shot by a Gauss cannon.

[UTF]

GEEEEGA DOOOOORIRU BREEEEEEEEEEEEAKAAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_01.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_02.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_03.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_04.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_05.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_06.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_07a.jpg

[Filleraol]

Beheaded by Winnie the Pooh

[UTF]

GEEEGA DORIRU BREEEEEEEEEEEAKAAAAAAAAAAH
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/3DGurrenLagann/giga_drill_07a.jpg

[Issitheus]

While testing a new 95x cd drive, the cd is spinning so quickly that it is flung out of the drive and is decapitated by the disc.

i guess i cant type today...

[DicyDax]

Torn apart by the Danish Fury aka. The Dax Beast aka. DicyDax...

[Arden Jace]

Killed by WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Filleraol]

Papercut in the throat!! ouch!

[Mawelli]

Broomstick...that is all...

[Quicksilver]

Papercut in the throat!! ouch!

Speaking of throat's....
Throat ripped out by a rabid dog.

[Issitheus]

devoured by hamsters

[jopojelly]

Massive allergic reaction causing lungs to be sneezed up.

[Quicksilver]

I can't believe that no-one has thought of this yet!
Legs and arms cut of with a chainsaw and then said chainsaw shoved through the person (or poster as the original post stated).

[Issitheus]

Pisses off Haruhi... and suddenly pops out of existence.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Killed when the world resarts... all because of a sniveling, weak, pathetic kid thats sad because noeone likes him.

[Arden Jace]

Stabbed repeatedly with a Prog Knife.

[Filleraol]

Killed by little girl with a big gun

[Issitheus]

Ni'd to death









Ni! Ni!

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Ejected out an airlock

[thedarkmessenger]

ejected out of a spaceship...with no space suit...heading towards the sun...

[Arden Jace]

Killed by something relative to my interests.

[Filleraol]

omg, ran over by a wooden mahogny horse

[Mawelli]

Eaten by Domo-kun

[Issitheus]

omg, ran over by a wooden mahogny horse

was it trojan?

[Arden Jace]

Hung, drawn, and quartered.

[Issitheus]

face crushed by big-ass rock

[fluffybunny65]

killed by a bomb

[thedarkmessenger]

avoided a bomb only to be crushed by the debris

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

ejected out of a spaceship...with no space suit...heading towards the sun...

Cheated by copying me!!, and if someone was already ejected from a spaceship without a suit, it won't matter were they are headed because they'd be dead in seconds. So essentially you said exactly what I said: Thrown out an airlock.

I'm alive!

You, on the other hand died by Summary Execution.

[jopojelly]

Tried to hang yourself peacefully off a cherry blossom tree only to have a passing schoolgirl decapitate you by trying to pull you down out of the noose.

[Issitheus]

managed to choke on a lifesaver... wrapper.

[Quicksilver]

ejected out of a spaceship...with no space suit...heading towards the sun...

Cheated by copying me!!, and if someone was already ejected from a spaceship without a suit, it won't matter were they are headed because they'd be dead in seconds. So essentially you said exactly what I said: Thrown out an airlock.

I'm alive!

You, on the other hand died by Summary Execution.

In space, no-one can hear you scream!

Anyway, buried alive.

[Filleraol]

Oh, buried alive is one of my worst nightmares =S

Anyway....computer monitor explodes in front of face.

[thedarkmessenger]

ejected out of a spaceship...with no space suit...heading towards the sun...

Cheated by copying me!!, and if someone was already ejected from a spaceship without a suit, it won't matter were they are headed because they'd be dead in seconds. So essentially you said exactly what I said: Thrown out an airlock.

I'm alive!

You, on the other hand died by Summary Execution.

actually, I said "spaceship", not "airlock" so I DID NOT COPY YOU!!! Also, I said "ejected" not "thrown out" so again, I DID NOT COPY YOU!!!
Besides, where in the rules does it say that is cheating? Also, did you mention without a space suit in YOUR post? I did. So essentially, I said something different from you, so stop your whining and just enjoy the game like everyone else. And on that note...


...You got a new big-screen HDTV...that fell on top of you as soon as you took it out of the box xP Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone already mention a TV earlier in the thread? I don't remember every post...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Survived the majority of a fierce and bloody war, only to be killed by the final parting shot, and die in the arms of one or your fellow soldiers less then 10 feet from a medical station.

A little melancholic, but oh well.

EDIT:


I said "spaceship", not "airlock" so I DID NOT COPY YOU!!! Also, I said "ejected" not "thrown out" so again, I DID NOT COPY YOU!!!

its the same damn thing and you know it. Oh well, too late for it to matter now. Oh and by thrown out, I meant vented- no some guy opening a window and throwing you out. You copied me. It happens all the time. Don't feel bad.But oh well, next assassin...

[Quicksilver]

While drowning in the iddle of an ocean, knocked out and killed by a life-ring that was thrown to you.

[DicyDax]

Owned

[Mawelli]

Fall of a doubledecker bed on a bottle of WD-40

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Thrown from a plane without a parachute from 5 miles up.

[Quicksilver]

Run over by an ambulance.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Punched into orbit by Nyru.

[jopojelly]

Ribs crushed by hug from Asuka. (10 "true-anime-fan" points for reference)

[DicyDax]

Naru-Glombed...

[Quicksilver]

Uh-oh, we have a repeat! (kind of)
Anyway, choked to death on keyboard keys.

[Arden Jace]

Ayanami turns you into Tang.

[beriorgar]

be?ing forced to watch amv hell 0 for 48 hours streight

[DicyDax]

be?ing forced to watch amv hell 0 for 48 hours streight

That'd be cool with me ... That wouldn't be killing, that would be stairway to heaven...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Died when the stairway to heaven collapsed from under you.

[thedarkmessenger]

crushed by a giant gundam. Bwaha!


Died when the stairway to heaven collapsed from under you.

rofl. I would hate for that to happen.

[Filleraol]

Choked on a big bratwurst.

[jopojelly]

Contracted Hinamizawa Syndrome, Level 5...died 10 minutes later from loss of blood.

[Jazean]

creeping deranga...

otherwise known as...

GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY FLOWERS THAT WANT TO USE YOU AS A PLANTER.

[Quicksilver]

Eaten alive by cannibals

[Filleraol]

Cooked into a 3 course dinner, then eaten by cannibals.

[DicyDax]

Overdose of cheap Danish beer ^^

[thedarkmessenger]

died from laughing too hard. Be sure to tell your friend not to tell that joke again if you get the chance to haunt him/her.

[Jazean]

falling through a infinite portal loop until you starve.

[Mawelli]

Choked on a pretzel

[Jazean]

surviving getting impaled by a pencil that fell from orbit and hit you...

then succumbing to lead poisoning, in a twist of fate.

[thedarkmessenger]

got bored to death.

[Issitheus]

steps on a sharp pebble and bleeds to death

[thedarkmessenger]

forced to watch the entire One Piece series. The 4Kids version, not the japanese version >8D If that's not enough, I have Naruto as well.

[oppdis]

Burns entire anime/manga collection, leading to depressio/suicide.

-killed by oppdis

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Squiched by a Gold Dai-Butsu

[Issitheus]

forced to watch the entire One Piece series. The 4Kids version, not the japanese version >8D If that's not enough, I have Naruto as well.

i actually enjoy naruto but cant stand one piece

[Ellen Feiss]

i would let them hang from a chain by there hands and below them is a brakaway pit full of snakes while they get a key to unlock the chains and when he unlockes them he falls through the pit of snakes into a pit a spikes if that dont kill him then the room slowly closes on him untill u here his bone crush under the weight

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

That makes no sence.

Gets skull fractured and neck broken by English Dictionary and Grammar Textbook.

The dynamic duo.

[Issitheus]

i would let them hang from a chain by there hands and below them is a brakaway pit full of snakes while they get a key to unlock the chains and when he unlockes them he falls through the pit of snakes into a pit a spikes if that dont kill him then the room slowly closes on him untill u here his bone crush under the weight

same thing only mine makes sense... somehow

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Drowned in a sea of illogical thoughts.

[Ellen Feiss]

i would let them hang from a chain by there hands and below them is a brakaway pit full of snakes while they get a key to unlock the chains and when he unlockes them he falls through the pit of snakes into a pit a spikes if that dont kill him then the room slowly closes on him untill u here his bone crush under the weight

same thing only mine makes sense... somehow
yea well i guess i cant think of anything it was just off the top of my head, but i got another one
eats a stake and dies from aids after 20 years

[Issitheus]

i would let them hang from a chain by there hands and below them is a brakaway pit full of snakes while they get a key to unlock the chains and when he unlockes them he falls through the pit of snakes into a pit a spikes if that dont kill him then the room slowly closes on him untill u here his bone crush under the weight

same thing only mine makes sense... somehow
yea well i guess i cant think of anything it was just off the top of my head, but i got another one
eats a stake and dies from aids after 20 years

how do you get AIDS from eating a steak?!

3 words: death by stupidity.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Well unfortunately it seems like you can't think of things from the bottem of your head either...Anyways...

fell down a neverending flight of steps.

[UNOwen]

Taken out by the DesUltimate 527 Super Death Combo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc)!

[Mawelli]

choke on your mechanical pencils eraser

[Quicksilver]

Crushed to death by the book on how to enjoy math (Very large, thick and complicated).

[Filleraol]

Pierced by a javelin at the olympic games in china 2008 (I can see the future)

[DicyDax]

Scorch-stormed

[thedarkmessenger]

ate some "death by chocolate" ice cream... :D

[Quicksilver]

Pressed the "Do not press this button" button.

[Filleraol]

Thrown in a bathtub full of sh....liquid nitrogen *

[UNOwen]

Soul dragged away by the demons of AMV Hell whilst screaming, "But, I tried not to be vulgar on the forums!"

[DicyDax]

Committed suicide whilst playing a little game...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Diced apart.

[thedarkmessenger]

Pressed the "Do not press this button" button.

oooo...What does THIS button do?
...
...
anyway, watched WAY too many crappy DBZ linkin park AMV's

[Ellen Feiss]

tied down and raped by five gay guys

[jopojelly]

tied down and raped by five gay guys

...to death? Is that possible? (wait...don't answer that.)

[thedarkmessenger]

listened to me answer that anyway >8D

[Jazean]

failed attempt at the End-of-the-world spell the sorceress gives you in Warcraft 3.

[Mawelli]

Slip on ice on the top of the hill, slide down the hill while your heading is bleeding violently only to end up being hit by a passing car.

[Filleraol]

Ryuugu Rena rings your doorbell, you open and then *** ***** *** ****

[gomennasai]

Drop your pen in the middle of the street and suddenly you meet with Lucy. And she's angry...

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Slip on ice on the top of the hill, slide down the hill while your heading is bleeding violently only to end up being hit by a passing car.

Another nonsencical one..


hit by the speeding pen that Fulleraol dodged.

[Jasnic]

Playing AMV Hell 0 to a bunch of femenists.

Nothing remains. :D

[beriorgar]

spreading a rumor about jasnic being a serial killer when light is around, certain death in 40 seconds

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

what a coinsidence I'm watching DN right now...

Jumped out a window with a parachute, but your belt was snagged on something and you were ripped in half..

[thedarkmessenger]

Drop your pen in the middle of the street and suddenly you meet with Lucy. And she's angry...

crap, that was gonna be my next one.
Oh well...forced to watch all the "boulevard of broken dreams" AMV's ever created. >8D

[Jazean]

Picking up the chicken that crossed the road only to find out it was actually a mechanical explosive chicken, that explodes when you try to get rid of it.

[Filleraol]

Placed in the middle of the Sahara desert with no water or food.

[Jazean]

placed on the moon with no spacesuit

[thedarkmessenger]

placed in a war zone with plenty of ammo but absolutely no weapons at all whatsoever to use said ammo with.

[Mawelli]

Doublecross Kotonoha...

[fluffybunny65]

killed by fluffy bunniez

[thedarkmessenger]

boared to death. Get it? boared? *laughs at his own joke...even if he is the only one laughing*

[Filleraol]

Died of laughing too much :P

[Issitheus]

die of laughing too little... believe it or not, that is a serious disorder... its called fiojlsamrflijotitsosreotosis

[Hadien]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dangers.png

[Filleraol]

Died of exhaustion from googling too much.

[beriorgar]

getting some really bad ideas after seeing amv hell 0 a few times too much ;D

[Ellen Feiss]

sends rabid dogs that have been starved

[Issitheus]

perfectly imitates a scene from 4... (i'm on my way... i can go the distance...)

[UNOwen]

Eaten by the Dax-Beast
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/Hellblazer215/DanishFury.jpg?t=1201915691

[Issitheus]

Eaten by the Dax-Beast
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n180/Hellblazer215/DanishFury.jpg?t=1201915691

HOLY S**T!! no thanks!

[UNOwen]

Azumanga ended...

[Hadien]

dude... theres limits...

dax-beast is the line...

[Issitheus]

played a wii too violently... the wiimote slipped from his hand... didnt go through the tv screen but instead bounced of... and into his brain

[thedarkmessenger]

got the "ring of death" on your body instead of on your Xbox360. xD

[Issitheus]

got the "ring of death" on your body instead of on your Xbox360. xD

one problem... i dont have a 360.

[jopojelly]

http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comics/2008-01-29.png

[Jazean]

uhh...

following that guy back to his "pad"

even though it seems like a really really bad idea.

*shudders*

[Ellen Feiss]

found lights death note...... no1 in the world survived exsept all the hot girls ;D

[Filleraol]

Got an epileptic attack after watching your avatar for too long ^^
You were holding a knife (unknown reason) and managed to stab yourself 5 times somehow.

[Issitheus]

Got an epileptic attack after watching your avatar for too long ^^
You were holding a knife (unknown reason) and managed to stab yourself 5 times somehow.

he was trying to wake yukari up, thats why he had the knife

[DicyDax]

Your mom caught you fapping ... Ouch...

[Mawelli]

Your mom caught you with my mom :o

[abyssion1337]

Crushed by the ban-hammer.

[Filleraol]

bang! bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon your head.

[gomennasai]

"I'm looking through you..."

[Ellen Feiss]

Got an epileptic attack after watching your avatar for too long ^^
You were holding a knife (unknown reason) and managed to stab yourself 5 times somehow.

he was trying to wake yukari up, thats why he had the knife
it was osaka and miss yukari was having troble waking up so... she was going to wake her up... or worse :o

[Issitheus]

Kicked into the Pit of Death by King Leonidas

[Ellen Feiss]

locked in a room full of spartens from meet the spartens

[thedarkmessenger]

locked in a room full of FPS gamers with guns.

[Issitheus]

locked in a room full of FPS gamers with guns.

heh... they'd probably all miss.

decapitated by a flying DVD

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

locked in a room full of spartens from meet the spartens

Alright, not meaning to be a parade rainer, but just what the **** is that supposed to mean?

Shot by the only gamer that knew how.

[jopojelly]

locked in a room full of spartens from meet the spartens

Alright, not meaning to be a parade rainer, but just what the **** is that supposed to mean?

Shot by the only gamer that knew how.


Died a lonely death by his inablility to adapt to the information age.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/

[Issitheus]

played so much guitar hero that his fingers fall off. not to be stopped, he starts using his hands. when those fall off, his arms. then shoulders (don't ask me how), and so on.

[Barricade]

Being harpooned down the throat in which it exits through the anus and then is forcibly ripped upwards latching onto the rib cage exploding through the chest and then falling in a vat of salt.

Gives you the warms and fuzzies.. huh? ;D

[Quicksilver]

Throat sliced by an assassain.

[Issitheus]

I've noticed that all of our methods are quite gruesome...

so death by natural causes.



















natural causes=steamroller

[Mawelli]

natural cause = chokes on dick

[Barricade]

Mutant vagina bites face off.

[Filleraol]

Died from unknown unnatural cause.
Scissors and condom found at the crime scene.

[Barricade]

Having a live autopsy performed in which the spleen is removed and is replaced with a grenade strapped to a bag of ball bearings.

[Barricade]

I may actually have problems.... oh well! ;D

[DicyDax]

Raped.

[Barricade]

Being sodomized by a rusty beer can with nails sticking out of the sides of it.

[DicyDax]

"I will pee in a paper cone, put it into the freezer, take it out, rip of the paper, and stab you to death, with an ice-cold cone of my pee" - Igor

[Barricade]

Being smothered to death by an 80 year old mans wrinkled sac.

[Filleraol]

Skin slowly peeled away from body

[Barricade]

Being eaten alive by rabid dogs that have had their teeth removed.

GUMMED TO DETH!!!

[Ellen Feiss]

gets limbs cut off with a hot butter knife and slowly diped in acid

[Issitheus]

heart gouged out with a plastic spoon

[Barricade]

Being disemboweled, quartered, flogged, and then having your entrails boiled in oil.

[abyssion1337]

Infected by the T virus then hit in the head with a shotgun

[Ellen Feiss]

Infected by the T virus then hit in the head with a shotgun
im sorry hit? dont you mean shot in the head but anyways

slowly diped in poo untill drowned

[abyssion1337]

Infected by the T virus then hit in the head with a shotgun
im sorry hit? dont you mean shot in the head but anyways

slowly diped in poo untill drowned

Yeah I meant shot

ripped to pieces then thrown into a fire

[Barricade]

Suspended by your nipples over a fire with being whipped by barbed wire.

[Filleraol]

Too much methanol in the coffee this morning.

[Barricade]

Having a traffic cone lodged in your ass and used as a funnel in which Red African Fire Ants are led in and eat your intestines as a cheese grater is used to grind your elbows down. Your eye will be dislodged and replaced with firecrackers while a rusty fish hook is run through both cheeks. Another fun one. ;D

[fluffybunny65]

wow i didnt think u ppl would write stuff like dis!!! its kinda disturbing.....
yea so anyways!!! a flyin icecream truck came out of no where and landed on you

[Barricade]

Being pushed face first on to a bed of hot coals and spikes while having my 370 lb brother walk on your back. (Not kidding he is a fat bastard)

[Issitheus]

tied down and poked in various parts of the body for fifteen days (with food and water) straight... then shot in the head

[Filleraol]

Attacked and eaten by ManBearPig

[Jazean]

lasso'd and tied down my Ronald McDonald, tea-bagged by Barney, then ripped limb-from-limb by telatubbies hopped up on some strange mixture of LSD and caffine. then to top it all of Dori comes and rips your tongue out and has diego use your head as a soccer ball until you finally succumb to the anthrax that coated Ronald's lasso.

or for a shorter version (death by childrens characters)

[Issitheus]

killed by giant cave cricket inside closed space

[Filleraol]

killed by a carebear stare

[Mawelli]

Beaten to death by Al Gore for assisting ManBearPig

[gomennasai]

Raped and sacrificed by woodland critters.

[Quicksilver]

There's quite a lot of rape going on here, isn't there? :D

Eaten alive by clowns.

[beriorgar]

heart accidentally replaced by a baked potatoe

[DicyDax]

Fart set on fire, then ran over by a truck, and then a ton of salt dropped on face.

[Issitheus]

beaten to death with a wet noodle

[beriorgar]

stabbed to death with hello-kitty chopsticks

[zuuko]

Being forced to use those hello-kitty chopsticks.

[abyssion1337]

Pituitary removed by an albino African.

[gomennasai]

Beaten to death by a dildo.

[Issitheus]

drowned in a vat of chloroform

[abyssion1337]

Trampled by a heard of chocobo.

[thedarkmessenger]

squashed by a herd of dragons. Why are they traveling in a herd?
...don't ask, you're better off not knowing...

[Filleraol]

..Just smashed in the face by a baseball bat.

[Issitheus]

was the unfortunate soul that asked for directions, only to have konata show up... died on the way to the hospital

[fluffybunny65]

eaten by a shark while fishin :P

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n315/whitewidow666/sticksharkman.gif

[UNOwen]

crushed by Blitz's Desu foot soldiers for going AWOL!
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff260/UNOwen/Random%20pics%20found/Desu/desuarmy_sm.jpg

[Issitheus]

accidentally drinks half a gallon of battery acid

[Mawelli]

Failed jumping of a diving board into the pool and hit your neck on the side of the pool breaking you neck paralyzing you and finally slipping under water where you drown.

[DicyDax]

Forced to watch http://www.skammich.com/leekspin.html for a month.

[UNOwen]

Stabbed with a broken link!

[abyssion1337]

Anvil falls on head

[Ellen Feiss]

pushed into a pool of clorafull and drowend

[Issitheus]

pushed into a pool of clorafull and drowend

you stole mine




drowned in a vat of chloroform

[Filleraol]

Someone randolmy throws a flower vase out of therir window from high height, and it hits you in the head

[Ellen Feiss]

pushed into a pool of clorafull and drowend

you stole mine




drowned in a vat of chloroform

no i told u that the other day and u posted it so U stole it from me u stealer >:(

[Issitheus]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
repeatedly kicked in the ****... dies from pain

[Ellen Feiss]

shot in the head then brought back to life done over and over again for 20 years

[Issitheus]

your paper wasn't the only thing your computer ate...

[Ellen Feiss]

gets Chiyo Chan to shoot u in the head and brought back to life over and over again for 20 years

[Filleraol]

Arms and legs chopped off.....n then shot in the head.

[fluffybunny65]

SKULL GOT BROKEN BY A ROCK THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!!! OOOOOOO lol

[Jazean]

u no can haz cheeseburger, cat killz u.

[thedarkmessenger]

u no can haz cheeseburger either. The drive-through lady wasn't so nice after all...
(sorry, could resist ;D)

[Jazean]

shot along with evil drive-thru lady...

I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER!

[Mawelli]

the drive-thru lady comes back to life, she asks you "and then...?" repeatedly while your strapped on a chair, for eternity.

[thedarkmessenger]

the drive-thru lady comes back to life, she asks you "and then...?" repeatedly while your strapped on a chair, for eternity.

YOU CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER! Bwhahaha...hahahaha...haha...ha...screw it, not worth fighting over *hands over cheeseburger*

Strapped on a chair that was ejected out of an airplane.

[Jazean]

getting hit by a chair with a person strapped to it that just fell from the sky, just as you where about to propose to your girlfriend.

[DicyDax]

Forced to watch http://www.skammich.com/lalala.html for a 48 hours.

[Mawelli]

after watching http://www.skammich.com/lalala.html for 48 hours you hit your head on your screen and keyboard repeatedly until you die of blood loss

[Quicksilver]

Died and had body preserved in concrete. People in the future find you, bring you back and bury you in super-strong concrete.

[abyssion1337]

frozen from the inside out.

[beriorgar]

skinny dipping in liquid nitrogen, yes that's VERY cold

[Mawelli]

Burned to the extent that no one can recognize, still being alive only to be slowly peeled and eaten by toothless hounds

[fluffybunny65]

EATEN ALIVE BY MARSHMALLOWS

[Filleraol]

You accidently slip with the nailgun.......it hits your arm, then you fall down the ladder and hit your head on a stone. =/

[Shooterman]

Premeirs as a guest appearance on Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni ;D

[Jazean]

appearing as a character in Gantz.

[Shooterman]

Kicks Majiin Buu's puppy.

[Jazean]

chokes on a cell phone

[gomennasai]

Beheaded by Haruhi while pulling your necktie too strong.

[thedarkmessenger]

getting hit by a chair with a person strapped to it that just fell from the sky, just as you where about to propose to your girlfriend.

seeing as how I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life and never will, that is impossible. I can, however, still get hit by a chair while doing something else...


Hit in the head with a machine gun (and I mean hit, not shot. You were too close to be shot at xP).

[DicyDax]

getting hit by a chair with a person strapped to it that just fell from the sky, just as you where about to propose to your girlfriend.

seeing as how I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life and never will, that is impossible. I can, however, still get hit by a chair while doing something else...


Hit in the head with a machine gun (and I mean hit, not shot. You were too close to be shot at xP).

That makes you either gay ... Or a girl ... But I believe the gay one the most ...

[Filleraol]

Pushed in a river full of piranhas.

[oppdis]

Forced to watch my first AMV, causing suicide due to the underdeveloped craptasm.

-oppdis

[thedarkmessenger]

getting hit by a chair with a person strapped to it that just fell from the sky, just as you where about to propose to your girlfriend.

seeing as how I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life and never will, that is impossible. I can, however, still get hit by a chair while doing something else...


Hit in the head with a machine gun (and I mean hit, not shot. You were too close to be shot at xP).

That makes you either gay ... Or a girl ... But I believe the gay one the most ...

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...


Forced to watch my first fan video (the FFX tribute) 10 times in a row. commited suicide due to poor timing and the wrong version of the correct song (I thought it was a good idea!...at the time...)

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...
so you're..... both a gay guy that pretends to be a girl... or a TRANSVESTITE.

TOO EASY.

Hmmm lets see.. Incinerated at the Apature Science Testing Facility for Multidimensional Portals and their possible use as shower curtains.

[Filleraol]

Hit by a big log traveling at 100 mph during a typhoon.

[narutorox]

sucked in a tornado

[abyssion1337]

crushed in a hippo's mouth.

[Filleraol]

Ripped in pieces by lolcat

[Jazean]

mauled by rabid tacos.

[thedarkmessenger]

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...
so you're..... both a gay guy that pretends to be a girl... or a TRANSVESTITE.

TOO EASY.

Actually, I am not a gay guy pretending to be a girl nor am I a transvestite. I am a straight guy who was forsaken by god. Why is that so hard for you to understand? straight guy + forsaken by god = me. It's simple mathematics.

[jopojelly]

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...
so you're..... both a gay guy that pretends to be a girl... or a TRANSVESTITE.

TOO EASY.

Actually, I am not a gay guy pretending to be a girl nor am I a transvestite. I am a straight guy who was forsaken by god. Why is that so hard for you to understand? straight guy + forsaken by god = me. It's simple mathematics.

Are you that guy who claimed he was a dragon a while ago?

[Jazean]

spontaneously combusts

[DicyDax]

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...
so you're..... both a gay guy that pretends to be a girl... or a TRANSVESTITE.

TOO EASY.

Actually, I am not a gay guy pretending to be a girl nor am I a transvestite. I am a straight guy who was forsaken by god. Why is that so hard for you to understand? straight guy + forsaken by god = me. It's simple mathematics.

That doesn't mean you wont ever get a girlfriend... Unless that's what you want... Then you should become a Buddhist monk...

[Mawelli]

I am neither gay nor a girl. I am...forsaken...
so you're..... both a gay guy that pretends to be a girl... or a TRANSVESTITE.

TOO EASY.

Actually, I am not a gay guy pretending to be a girl nor am I a transvestite. I am a straight guy who was forsaken by god. Why is that so hard for you to understand? straight guy + forsaken by god = me. It's simple mathematics.

That doesn't mean you wont ever get a girlfriend... Unless that's what you want... Then you should become a Buddhist monk...
died for reading multiple quotes at the same time...

[Quicksilver]

*Thedarkmessenger dies of sympathy from me*

[Issitheus]

robotic pillow. need i go on?

[Ellen Feiss]

gets raped by michal jackson

[Filleraol]

Harry Potter book falls on your head, instant death.

[Quicksilver]

Dodges falling book, only to die from blood loss from a papercut when you tried to pick it up.

[Mawelli]

Fails on a trampoline

[thedarkmessenger]

That doesn't mean you wont ever get a girlfriend... Unless that's what you want... Then you should become a Buddhist monk...

aww...but the life of a Buddhist monk is boring! No video games, no anime, no talking (this part might actually be from a different religion, but I'm not sure), eat whatever the hell you're given, no matter what. Forsaken or not, that's not the kind of life I wanna deliberately put myself through. I'd prefer to keep my luxuries.

died of boredom

[abyssion1337]

locked in a room with Hannibal Lector

[Filleraol]

Thrown in a cage with 200 hungry flamingos.......whut?

[Issitheus]

dipped in adhesive and stuck to a space shuttle just before takeoff.

[Ellen Feiss]

became the new mythbusters buster

[Issitheus]

someone thought the were in a cartoon and dropped a boulder on you, thinking you would turn into a human pancake,

[Ellen Feiss]

made haruhi mad and blew up the earth

[abyssion1337]

force choked by Vader

[thedarkmessenger]

chocked to death by a dragon claw. Either that or you died from the blood loss (having a dragon claw piercing your skin and all).

[Jazean]

vaporized by a reverse microwave oven.

[Filleraol]

Shot in the head BUT survived, then shot in the head again.....and died

[Quicksilver]

Hit by a VERY low flying plane.

[thedarkmessenger]

run over by a tank. That's what you get for making the screenshot game too hard! >8D

[Filleraol]

Shot by the tank while it ran over quicksilver ^^

[Mawelli]

While your still alive, have all your blood drained untill no blood is left. Dies of blood loss.

[Issitheus]

forced to watch ADV's dub of Azumanga Daioh... every episode... five times... in a row.

[Filleraol]

Forced to watch 4kids dub of one piece for 5 minutes..STRAIGHT.. =O

[abyssion1337]

Forced to watch 4kids dub of one piece for 5 minutes..STRAIGHT.. =O


It would take much less than 5 minutes of that to kill someone

[Ellen Feiss]

forced to get shot by a paintball gun for endless hours by Tomo

[fluffybunny65]

murdered yea cant think of anything else

[Jazean]

mauled to death by plushie cows

[Issitheus]

killed by own avatar

[Ellen Feiss]

eatin by the hello kitty

[abyssion1337]

death by exsanguination, very simple.

[Jazean]

death by head explodie because you somehow ended up in heaven with Johnny from JTHM.

[Ellen Feiss]

died from a broom up the ass

[Quicksilver]

run over by a tank. That's what you get for making the screenshot game too hard! >8D



Shot by the tank while it ran over quicksilver ^^


WAAAAAAHHHHH!

Cut and had salt added to the wound multiple times until thedarkmessenger dies for being a sore loser! ^^

Oh and also....

100th post ftw! ;D

[UNOwen]

run over by a tank. That's what you get for making the screenshot game too hard! >8D



Shot by the tank while it ran over quicksilver ^^


WAAAAAAHHHHH!

Cut and had salt added to the wound multiple times until thedarkmessenger dies for being a sore loser! ^^

Oh and also....

100th post ftw! ;D
Get's knocked on the head by random grenade falling out of the sky. What the hell? Oh, shi-*Boom!*

[Quicksilver]

Thus why you should never randomly chuck grenades.

Randomly chucked a mine onto a trampoline which then bounces it back to you.