[Useful]

Superman threw a party that you attended. Literally. It landed two blocks away.

[abyssion1337]

you fought the law and the law won

[Odessa]

500 pages of death and killing posts are visually downlaoded into your brain; you kill yourself out of despair.

[Mawelli]

Santa crashes into you while riding on his sleigh..

[Odessa]

Flying Reindeer crap falls on your head from 500 feet up, crusing you in a load of ****.

[Issitheus]

You go into the Vatican Christmas morning and burn a bible.

[Useful]

You told Chuck Norris that he didn't invent the beard, so he beat you to death using the hidden fist under his beard.

You were also wrong, Chuck Norris DID invent the beard.

[Mawelli]

You said Chuck Norris' name in vain...

[abyssion1337]

you made a chuck norris joke, the internet came down with the fury of god

[Divine Dragoon]

you get stuck in a space sute and have spastic Farts and you literary Drown in your own farts!!!

That's is funner than a fart in a space sute!!!

[jrazur]

you forgot it was a 2 person sute and you were in it

[Mawelli]

R2D2 up your nono-spot

[Useful]

Ah... this has been killing me for a while Mawelli: You wrote your sig when your English grammar wasn't all that great, and so you wrote "... between insane and genius...". It SHOULD be "... between insanity and genius..." Nothing against you, but that's starting to corrode my brain. Would you fix it please?

ANYWAY.

Lightsaber hilts make bad dildos. Because they have a nasty habit of turning on when you least expect it.

[Luppi-tan]

I honestly never noticed that. God, and I thought that I was the worst English language freak around. I guess I'm not actually all that bad.

Haruhi was bored of you. Need I say more?

[Divine Dragoon]

you annoy the wrong people

[Useful]

You flipped the wrong person's skirt
http://www.kylle.net/grafik/lovehina/characters/motoko2.jpg

[Divine Dragoon]

you piss off Ashia Clan-Clan

[Useful]

Everybody know who Denzel Washington is?
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101681A~Denzel-Washington-Devil-in-a-Blue-Dress-Posters.jpg
Yeah.

You said that if Chuck Norris and Denzel Washington fought, the universe would end before either one won.

You were right.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by Godzilla

[Pink_Nipple]

DRILL IMPACT'D

[Ken-Chan]

dived into lava

[Divine Dragoon]

Someone yells "CANNON BALL!!!!!!" you look for a splash in the pool But it really was a cannon ball heading right for you.....It hits its target. :D

[Ken-Chan]

u think u r a wrecking ball
u tie a chain to your back and and tie the other side around a pole then you swing into a building

[Divine Dragoon]

Everybody know who Denzel Washington is?


Denzel's a pussy I could wipe his face allover the pavement with one hand!!!

the world ends when Chuck Norris has a duel with his clone and the battle carries on for eternity!

[Mawelli]

No the world ends when Chuck Norr......

Anyways a fake kawasaki through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

shotgun to the temple

[Mawelli]

Beaten to death by an apple

[Ken-Chan]

beaten to death with strawberry

[Divine Dragoon]

I shove my foot up your ass and the boot i was wearing stayed

[Mawelli]

I shove my boot up your ass and my foot that I was wearing stayed

[Ken-Chan]

i shove myself up ur ass and the me that i as wearing stays:P

[Mawelli]

I shoved my ass through your chest

[Divine Dragoon]

you finally relise your stupid and jus give up

[Mawelli]

You finally reli...actually you don't. Your braindead and so you just die...

[Ken-Chan]

u choke on poo

[Mawelli]

poo that was choked on through the chest

[Odessa]

you die out of fear and disguat over reading this threads last posts.

[Mawelli]

you die

[Odessa]

your post count exceeds 9000, and abyss kills you out of spite.

[Mawelli]

ahhh that day might actually come..

you happened to be the person standing behind me when abyss killed me. The act of killing me kills you

[Ken-Chan]

angle grinder to the head

[Divine Dragoon]

a mob or kindergartners beat you to death

[Pink_Nipple]

a mob or kindergartners through the chest

[Kuwabara]

spiked boot to the head

[Pink_Nipple]

spiked boot in your balls and further through the chest up to your head

[Kuwabara]

low blow.....

your heat seeking missile locks onto you...

[Pink_Nipple]

you were next to me

[Kuwabara]

abyss finally kills everyone one his list....starting with you

[Pink_Nipple]

teh list contains only your name actually

[Kuwabara]

you were where standing under a bridge when it collapsed

[Pink_Nipple]

Stevie Wonder gave you a look

[abyssion1337]

you got hooked on a feeling

[Divine Dragoon]

crushed by a fat chick when she was riding you in reverse cowgirl position :D

[Useful]

Forced into that experience, all senses included, by Pheonix, causing heart failure.

[Kuwabara]

Phoenix through the chest

[Useful]

Haha, which part of her :D?

Needed a new liver...

[abyssion1337]

you ate too much deadly nightshade

[Useful]

Funny you should say that.... there's deadly nightshade growing in the rock wall at the front of my driveway where I wait for the bus. I've often contemplated eating some just for kicks :D.

I hit your windshield with a handful of the deadly nightshade berries I tend to throw from the side of the road when I'm bored. You crash and burn, literally.

[Divine Dragoon]

we go to war.......you slow me down................


BLAM!!!!!!


now are rations will last longer....hehe "smirk" hehe

[Pink_Nipple]

you miss the train.............


but the train doesn't miss you

[Divine Dragoon]

you miss the train.............


but the train doesn't miss you

OHHhooooooo good one

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/SealofApproval.jpg

you are a suicide bomber... you complete you mission.... you find out your 50-60 (i forget how many) virgins are all fat guys and ugly women you relise your mistake...

[Useful]

Alright, you brought up Jihadists, I have to do it...

The Jihadists are only pissed at the western world because of Chuck Norris. Because of Chuck Norris, they can no longer expect 50 virgins when they go to heaven, only 50 women Chuck Norris has slept with.

Back on topic...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHUCK NORRIS KILLS YOU (no, that's not any different than normal. Even Soviet Russia knows not to screw with Chuck Norris.)

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, you are against the government

[Luppi-tan]

In Soviet Russia, you are against the government


Wouldn't it be "in soviet Russia, government against you"?

[Useful]

Yes, under normal circumstances, but this IS Soviet Russia we're talking about here!

KILLED FOR NOT KILLING!

[Luppi-tan]

Met Caligula.

[Pink_Nipple]

In Soviet Russia, you are against the government


in soviet Russia, government against you


are equal
__
you were so thirsty that you cracked your monitor and drank all the liquid crystals inside

[Useful]

Interesting idea... You tried to do the same and ended up just drinking glass.

[Luppi-tan]

You were Michael Loitino, who in 1992, set the world record for the longest time sustaining oneself on a diet of metal and glass, and died in 1993 from internal bleeding.

[Useful]

I remember that dude. I didn't know he died though.

You were called upon to clean out his septic tank. You fell in.

[Luppi-tan]

You died of Dysentary

[Useful]

Btw, it's spelled dysentery. And no, it wasn't you who used to abuse the English language. It was everyone I've ever seen with a Bleach avatar EXCEPT you.

A Shinigami accidentally runs you through.

[Pink_Nipple]

EPIC LOL

Shinigami through the chest

*edit*
i know it's the same, just couldn't resist ^^

[Useful]

Yah, didn't really want to jump on him for anything... but he kind of handed that one to me.

I handed you a grenade that looked like an apple.

[Luppi-tan]

Btw, it's spelled dysentery. And no, it wasn't you who used to abuse the English language. It was everyone I've ever seen with a Bleach avatar EXCEPT you.

I stand corrected.

Quincy arrow through the skull

[Useful]

A Demolisher cannon round through the chest!

http://kofler.dot.at/40k/units/Imperial_Guard_Cadian_Demolisher.gif

[Luppi-tan]

That wouldn't kill you. that would disintegrate you!!!!

Eaten by an Aboleth

[Useful]

The Abhorsen got you. And no, that's not abortion.

[Odessa]

The earth's gravity shifts, and a toaster goes throguh your ass and out your skull.

[Useful]

A meteorite lands in your backyard, obliterating your house and you with it.

[BopBopBop]

Eaten by fluffy white bunnies.

[Useful]

One too many catgirls. Even though you may argue that there are NEVER too many catgirls, you can still be crushed to death by them.

[Kuwabara]

or suffocated ;D....l

....like you were!!!>:D

[Useful]

Weird... your "devil horns" emoticon failed again.

I kill you and dissect you to discover the cause

[BopBopBop]

eaten by a evil hamster.

[Useful]

What is it with you and furry animal deaths?

I kill you and dissect you to discover the cause

[BopBopBop]

i dont kow :-\

eaten by a evil kitty :o

[Kuwabara]

i strangle you to death >:D

[BopBopBop]

Chuck norris roundhouse-kicks you. nuff' said.

[Useful]

FINALLY! Another Chuck Norris believer!

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee in half. The two pieces hit and killed you before turning into Jet Lee and Jackie Chan.

[BopBopBop]

Chuck Norris stares at you untill your head explodes from his awesomness.

[Useful]

Exploding skull shrapnel through the chest!

[BopBopBop]

eaten by little fluffy chuck norris hamster.

[Useful]

Roundhouse kicked through the chest by said epic hamster.

[Odessa]

Chuck Norris is proven tnot be immortal as he dies in an accident involving his latest exercise machine. Your head explodes at the implication.

[Useful]

You didn't know? Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.
I guess he wasn't used to other kinds of equipment... :'(

Antique train wheel through the chest!

[Luppi-tan]

Chuck Norris in the ass.

Why was the KKK thread taken down?

[Useful]

Because. It got locked twice. Bad name choice. The Blizzard thread is the same thing with a different name.

Chuck Norris beat you to death with my ass.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by rad scorpions

[Divine Dragoon]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee in half. The two pieces hit and killed you before turning into Jet Lee and Jackie Chan.


Awesome! purely Awesome!

you stand under neath the place on a tin can making mechene that says "do not stand here" your found in many cans allover the world.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a rock

[Odessa]

eaten by a living rock.

[abyssion1337]

you agreed to star in goro

[Odessa]

you didn't agree to star in goro, but were forced to do so anyway.

[abyssion1337]

I use my knife Dr. Stabbington

[Odessa]

You lost your knife in the throat of the Pope.

[abyssion1337]

you lost a fight with the pope

[Odessa]

you had sex with the pope.

[abyssion1337]

you had sex with a bear

[Odessa]

didn't i already admit to that? :)


You haven't had sex with a bear.

[jrazur]

you had sex the bear's cub

[abyssion1337]

you eat a poisoned rock

[Mawelli]

quicksand

[Useful]

Slowsand. You can still suffocate in it it you're asleep. Which you were.

[Divine Dragoon]

you overdose on whatever Abyss is taking (angry pills) hehehe

[Odessa]

Abyss stalks you and stakes you for that post.

[Mawelli]

You notice that we soon have a total post count of 100000!!! Which is so much more thatn 9000!!

[Divine Dragoon]

I thro you to Odessa for not killing her in your last post!

[abyssion1337]

you tried to escape ninjas without lighting yourself on fire

[Divine Dragoon]

you tried to escape ninjas without lighting yourself on fire
how does that help me ecape ninjas?

you fall into your self and become stuck in The Abyss haha

[abyssion1337]

you tried to escape ninjas without lighting yourself on fire
how does that help me ecape ninjas?

you fall into your self and become stuck in The Abyss haha
baka

and for reference:
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/ninjas-cant-catch-you-if-youre-on-fire.gif

[Divine Dragoon]

you tried to escape ninjas without lighting yourself on fire
how does that help me ecape ninjas?

you fall into your self and become stuck in The Abyss haha
baka

and for reference:
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/ninjas-cant-catch-you-if-youre-on-fire.gif



Ahhh! i see THANKS! :D

you do that but the ninjas have a water hose

[Mawelli]

You fail to see the referance picture and thus fail.

[Divine Dragoon]

you fail to see all the poison i give you throu talking witch has a delayed reaction if you read my words eventually a few weeks later your about to "sleep" with the sexest woman on the planet and it kick's in you fall down dead just before you get to first base and for many years on your story of dieing before sex is passed down and told to school children who laugh at the very comical story hehe :D

[abyssion1337]

you manage to die of old age before anyone kills you.... at the age of 16 ergo you must be a cat

[Odessa]

an irate girlfriend rips out your brain, scribbles 'call me!" on it, and tries to put your brain back in. not being a brain surgeon, it fails.

[S.ifr]

My absence through your chest.

[Issitheus]

I kill you for being gone for so long

[Mawelli]

A dead S.ifr through the cchest

[Odessa]

Grammer nazi's boil you alive.

[Divine Dragoon]

the drama department kill you for upstaging them for far too long haha (you drama queen!) :D

[abyssion1337]

Jason Mraz shoots you

[Mawelli]

? shoot you

[Odessa]

i grind your bones to make my bread.

[BopBopBop]

chocked to death by a fluffy bunny.

[Odessa]

choked to death by an evil possesed sentient bunny

[BopBopBop]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, and then you got eated by a evil kittycat.

[Odessa]

Chuck norris uses your spleen as a toothpick.

[Divine Dragoon]

you play Russian roulette with a glock you go first.

[Mawelli]

your crushed under a pile of a huge selection of 2009 anime calendars

[Divine Dragoon]

your crushed under a pile of a huge selection of 2009 anime calendars


more like Hentai calendars hah hehe

you fight a rabid pitbull haha

[Mawelli]

you get stomped by STOMP

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the Ramones

[Mawelli]

Crushed by a wild pack of hungry otakus

[abyssion1337]

crushed by a giant Neil Patrick Harris

[Odessa]

car to the head.

[abyssion1337]

monks attack

[Odessa]

you drown in a bukkake bath.

[Divine Dragoon]

you go to Spain and run into a guy named Leon frantically running away screaming you stand there looking the way he was going and wondering what the hell that was about and then it hits you as in IT hits you haha

[abyssion1337]

my cat pins you down by taking a nap on your lap; you starve to death

[Mawelli]

Cats keep on jumping on you when you try to sleep. You die of sleep deprevation

[Odessa]

the curse of the cat god gets you.

[Divine Dragoon]

I push you out of an airlock in space ahhahahH!!!!

[Odessa]

i throw you into the sun as i fall out.

[abyssion1337]

the IRA(Irish Republic army) attacks you

[Odessa]

run over by a dinosuar in a Buick.

[abyssion1337]

your a kitty cat, and you dance dance dance and you dance dance dance

[Odessa]

you are what i'm dancing on. with stilletto heels.

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Parn

[Odessa]

you get into a fight with McDohl.

[abyssion1337]

you get a mystery illness and House wasn't your doctor

[Odessa]

i somtiems wish i could have the equivalent of house. he can be as cranky as he wants, but if he can get me a clean bill of health, i'd be there!!


you are hit by a falling house.

[Issitheus]

hit by a falling Hugh Laurie

[abyssion1337]

you become soup

[Odessa]

beaten to death by irate badgers.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by hello kitty

[Odessa]

a tragic explosion at the chainsaw production plant.

[Mawelli]

Your anime figures come to life and kill you

[Odessa]

NOT MY BABIES!!


you become a sacrfice for Zach's Occult/Magic bazaaar in englad, also know as ZOMBIE.

[abyssion1337]

you accidentally buy a poisonous baguette

[Mawelli]

A traditional Japanese product through the chest

[Odessa]

you get caught in what is later called "the rain of a million dildo's."

[Mawelli]

you took the song "I believe I could fly" seriously...

[BopBopBop]

thrown of a cliff by a evil headless bunny.

[Odessa]

You are shot. By a gun. Nothing fancy here, move along people!

[BopBopBop]

beaten to death with a hammer. by evil headless bunnies.

[abyssion1337]

Random encounter with the G man

[Odessa]

Lost a bet with Satan

[abyssion1337]

taken by them

[Odessa]

Locked in the Ellen Feiss room with a mutated dust bunny.

[abyssion1337]

hit by a carp

[Issitheus]

Locked in the Ellen Feiss room with a mutated dust bunny.

So... locked in the Feiss room with Ellen? that's not too bad...

Mauled by teddy bears

[abyssion1337]

vegan lions attack just for the thrill of the hunt

[Issitheus]

you become a carnivorous vegetarian and starve

[abyssion1337]

Jill Valentine gets you

[Odessa]

Locked in Ellen Feis's room with Jack the Ripper.

[abyssion1337]

Jack the ripper through the chest

[Mawelli]

Ellen Feis's room through the chest

[Odessa]

Locked in Ellen Feis room with 32 stereo's blaring "desu" over and over with no food or water. you rip off your ears and bleed to death.

[Luppi-tan]

One word. Diclonius.

[Odessa]

The mayans get the apolocalype right, and we all die.

but you first.

[Luppi-tan]

2012

[Odessa]

radioactive spider bites you. you die of cancer.

[Luppi-tan]

Roll in toxic waste

[Odessa]

killed for ripping off family guy.

[Luppi-tan]

Killed for ripping off the Simpsons!

[Odessa]

killed for watching the simpsons.

(i don't).

[Tazuto]

killed by stewie

[Divine Dragoon]

the guy that sent me to the hospital 3 days ago ran into you and did the same thing but you didn't fight back haha

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by bullet bill

[Mawelli]

the guy that sent DD to the hospital 3 days ago ran into you and did the same thing but you didn't fight- through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get caught by the secret police

[Odessa]

You bring a knife to a mobile suit fight.

[Divine Dragoon]

you bring a gun with no ammo to a rocket launcher fight!

[abyssion1337]

you get taken out by a mech piloting a mech piloting a mech

[Odessa]

You are the new secret character in the next mortal combat game: Wimpy Mc No-arms.

[abyssion1337]

and yet you still die to my kick barrage

[Odessa]

You try kicking Noob Saibott, and fall into the spiked trip.

[Mawelli]

Scooby Doo through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Haruhi gets bored

[Odessa]

killed by a murderous scrappy doo.

[Drago87]

Killed by a Viagra salesman.

[Odessa]

over dose on stolen viagra.

your coffin is unable to close.

[abyssion1337]

you piss of Bruce Banner

[Kuwabara]

bruce banner through the chest

[abyssion1337]

a solid block of evil falls on you, neither you nor Karl Rove survives

[Odessa]

you drive the comapny car of "snipers R us" by the white house on Obama's first day of office.

[Mawelli]

Scott the nub through the chest

[Useful]

Chuck Norris' urine stream though the chest. He was testing if he could reach escape velocity with it. Not quite.

[Kuwabara]

you were hit with the splatter

[Divine Dragoon]

you were on the crapper wile the death star blue up

[Odessa]

lol You're locked in the Ellen Feis Room with Scott the Nub.

[Kuwabara]

scott the nub through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Kurosawa through the chest

[acutekat]

pen up snout

[Odessa]

Train through the chest. Twice.

[acutekat]

i shoot a tank at you


it goes through your chest

[Odessa]

Your tank's recoil kills you first.

[acutekat]

then runs you over

[Odessa]

Bombs rain down on your head.

[acutekat]

acid rain!!!!

[Odessa]

rain of chain saws!

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/hsrc.jpg

[Odessa]

how does being reserved kill someo---- OM MY GOD THE PAIN!!!



(lights a match under you as she dies)

[acutekat]

you will get it in a little bit
and you may want to change your post after i do edit my post
stab

[Odessa]

lol rocket chainsaw through the chest.

[acutekat]

text thru chest

[Odessa]

blood drained by Vampire Vicky (slurp!)

[Mawelli]

Vampire Vicky through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

Vampire vicky does her vamp thing after she shoots you cus ur a human sheald and her target was behind you but the deviation from the story is your not a virgin hehe sucks to be you!!

[Odessa]

The run on police run you over.

[acutekat]

forcable skull removal

[Odessa]

nasty^


a girl dumps you and breaks your heart. Literally.

[Mawelli]

Girl goes on a date with you and then eats you

[Odessa]

oh la la! kill me again!! (anyone know french? :)


ohhhhh... again....

[abyssion1337]

you used the deflector dish incorrectly

[Odessa]

Lost the war of the sexes with a black widow.

[abyssion1337]

the same but with a lady killer

[Odessa]

killed for being born.

[abyssion1337]

killed for not being born

[Odessa]

killed for posting on a day ending in "-y."

[abyssion1337]

killed by the pride for knowing too much

[Mawelli]

The assassin misses Obama and shoots you instead

[abyssion1337]

you bumb into my GURPS character

[Mawelli]

You get strangled by the Incredibly Soft Totoro Blanket

[Useful]

The raccoons got you...

[abyssion1337]

time has come along

[BopBopBop]

Trampled to death by a mad bull.

[Mawelli]

The Lucky Cat didn't like you, scratched to death

[Jazean]

mauled by the unlucky polecat

[Odessa]

covered in fish sauce and tossed into a pit of starved rabid cats.

[Mawelli]

Eaten by a chernobylian starving kid with cancer.

[Odessa]

You arm wrestle The Incredlibe Hulk.

[Mawelli]

The arm of the arm wrestler arm wrestling The Incredible Hulk, through the chest

[Jazean]

was not Chun-li enough so they pumped you full of soy sauce to fill you out properly.

[abyssion1337]

you get infected with a rare mushi and Ginko is no where in sight

[Useful]

Ginko through the chest. A whole tree's worth in fact.

[Odessa]

eaten by the reavers.

[Dreamer]

getting hit by a car

[abyssion1337]

Zork devours your soul

[acutekat]

i rend your oxygen inert

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Tear out their pancrease and jam it through their eyes

Give them a histerectomy with lead based paint

Cover their face in fire retardant jam and then through them into a cage with a horny baboon whilst the victim is dressed like a naughty school girl

Follow Lennons example: Ask for their auto-graph, and then shoot them upon refusal
If however they agree kill them for their insolence by taking the writing utensle they were about to write with and do an open heart surgery on them right there...with set writing utensle...and then walk away

Use the Wii-mote how it was designed. Challenge someone to a Wii-Sport boxing match, then as soon as the bastard wins strangle him to death with set Wii-mote.

Go ontop of an apartment complex in downtown <insert name of readers town here> and throw a PS3 at someone, the crater will lead police to believe that a meteor struck...that was filled with wiring...

Build an enormouse computer, stuff someone inside, overclock everything to the point that the silicon chars flesh. Leave it on overnight as you download anime on Bittorrent.

Yay for first post ;D

[acutekat]

shakespeared

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

takes your computer

[acutekat]

NOES NOT TEH COMPUTER




fiend


you cough up all three lungs you have left

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You poop out a baby which takes your colon with it

[acutekat]

i claw your eyes out




the hard way

[Odessa]

random ninja attack.

[abyssion1337]

midboss gets you

[Mawelli]

FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you are eaten by a Grue

[Mawelli]

you are eaten by a polar bear

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a flea

[acutekat]

flea through schest

[Odessa]

polar bear IN your chest.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Crack open your skull with a 2 by 4 and then rumage through your brain like a blind man lookin' for a nickle.

[abyssion1337]

Canada invades you

[Odessa]

Canada invades you with robot dinosaurs.

[abyssion1337]

Canada through the chest

[Odessa]

Canada falls on top of you.

then explouds.

[abyssion1337]

you become a duck

[Odessa]

you become my dinner

[abyssion1337]

your major organs run away to avoid embarrassment

[Odessa]

your organs revolt.

[abyssion1337]

you liver fails

[Divine Dragoon]

your brain fails

[acutekat]

your brain starts working

[Odessa]

a house drops on you

[Divine Dragoon]

you get spastic diarrhea and **** out all your innards

[Odessa]

You rip out your brain to get the image of THAT ^ out of your head.