[abyssion1337]

glottony eats you

[S.ifr]

I ate you.

[abyssion1337]

I eat you from the inside out

[S.ifr]

I ate myself outside in thus us eating eachother.

[abyssion1337]

well that's creepy

[Useful]

I kill you for not killing him! (haven't had to do that in a while!)

[Filleraol]

I kill you for killing him for not killinh him (???)

[abyssion1337]

I kill you for not killing him! (haven't had to do that in a while!)

I kill you for stupidity, if you saw his post I did kill him

[Useful]

But... why?

Oh, never mind. Not important.

However, you are impotent. And your wife was very (VERY) displeased to hear this.

[abyssion1337]

I don't have a wife. so she kills you instead

[Filleraol]

your dog eats his way through your chest

[abyssion1337]

you dog grows thumbs and shoots you

[Useful]

You kill yourself when you see how complex the rules to the "random word game" are.

BTW, you should go check it out, I posted rules.

[abyssion1337]

I already and replied, you are killed for overcomplicating my fun

[Useful]

Whoever killed me kills you too, because he appears to kill people for little or no reason :P

[abyssion1337]

yeah we should find him and put a stop to this madness

[Ionzorg]

You die when you realize that the rules may actually improve the quality of the game and you become agitated and show up to the thread with a tommy gun, akin to a "school shooting ending in multiple homicide-suicide" situation.

[Useful]

Well, unfortunately, it's just me now: he killed you for not killing me ;D

[S.ifr]

*stab*

[abyssion1337]

*drags all your souls to hell*

[Useful]

*stab*
OMG!!!! GTFO MY BRAINWAVES!!!

Just before I hit the link, I was thinking "stabbing... stabby..." for NO REASON WHATSOEVER! Weird....

Oh, we kill you for being the guy who's killing people for petty reasons.

[abyssion1337]

you tried protesting republicans

[S.ifr]

you were a fellow protestor

[abyssion1337]

you were killed in a hate crime

[Useful]

you tried protesting republicans

I wrote an essay on that yesterday... actually, I'll PM it to you because it turned out pretty well. Do you want it?

Oh, you protested the Jihad in Pakistan and only brought 40 bodygaurds.

[abyssion1337]

yeah I'll take a look at it

a fatwa is sworn against you

[Useful]

Okay, PMing away!

Suffocated with a Hello Kitty dildo by a fat man in a bikini.

[Ionzorg]

I'll take a look too, sure.

Your face...got eat. By a...Muhammad. That's relevant, right? Damn, it's late.

[abyssion1337]

you simply died, it was the will of Allah

[S.ifr]

I can has a look too ?

and gnawed up face through the face.

[abyssion1337]

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.

[Useful]

Super maggots rain from the skies upon your hometown. (shivers)

Wow, everyone wants it, eh? Well... saving it to my out box so I don't have to keep reformating.

[abyssion1337]

uber maggots rain on yours

[Useful]

You mad for real? I hope my essay didn't do that...

I send you much 4chanings instead of my essay and your brain implodes. (don't worry, I didn't actually ;D)

[abyssion1337]

the **** bear gets you, just how old did you say you were again?

[jaw091]

maggots com out of your rectom and u die from loss of blood when 2 many maggots come out at once and makes your penis explode

[abyssion1337]

raped by anthro maggots

[Useful]

Ok, flesh eating parasites actually creep me out a bit, so let's stop.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!

[DaMetzger]

Drowned in a river of puke

[Ken-Chan]

king kong raped u

[DaMetzger]

died of exhaustion after walking 5 meters

[Marco_1989]

died of exhaustion after walking 5 meters


died of exhaustion after typing that post

[Ken-Chan]

died of exhaustion after reading that post

[abyssion1337]

died of exhaustion cause I said so

[DaMetzger]

crushed to death by a falling leaf

[abyssion1337]

crushed to death by air

[DaMetzger]

Crushed by a falling road roller. WRYYYYYYY :P

[Marco_1989]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q252/LKA5629/Smoking.jpg

No further explanation needed :)

*see you later guys, Im off :D*

[S.ifr]

Lighter through the chest.

[Useful]

Lighter than air for 2 minutes, then not any more.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i stuck a harpoon through ur spleen

[Useful]

Gravity drags you sideways into a moving bus.

[Useful]

I'm going to do something that has possibly never been done before in the history of this thread: I'm going to double post. I will kill myself.

With a noose.

In my closet.

With my karate belt.

Goodbye.

[abyssion1337]

sorry I did that on the SIT killing before

you die of AIDS

[Filleraol]

I hang you with a fishing line

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by funk coffin

[Useful]

sorry I did that on the SIT killing before

you die of AIDS

Ahah, but it wasn't THIS thread!

I gave you AIDS. After I died. And no, I wasn't a zombie, you're just a necrophiliac.

[Filleraol]

acutekat once double postet in this thread

well...you have AIDS, no need for me to do anything ^^

[abyssion1337]

you died of SARS

[Useful]

I give you AIDS too!

[abyssion1337]

I sent it back, there was a bug in it

[Useful]

Te doy SIDA!

[abyssion1337]

you opened the ark

[Useful]

Actually, it makes a lot more sense that you're a girl. You're the most sane person on here other than Badger and 1337ivus.

I kill you for deceiving me all this time! (not that you had to try very hard!)

[abyssion1337]

the kraken gets you

[Useful]

Davy Jones gets you. (I guess you're not QUITE dead, but close enough!)

[abyssion1337]

a blade liger decapitates you

[Useful]

Mrs. Coulter "severs" you.

[abyssion1337]

you're a cat in a chinese village, of starving people

[Useful]

That's cruel! :'( I like cats! D;

Was one of the first Chinese villagers to get close. Remember, when attacking a carnivore, always be at the back of the crowd! Then you get to eat the people up front who died!

[S.ifr]

You were a person in the front.

[abyssion1337]

you were a singing fish, the fisherman ate you anyway

[S.ifr]

I'm laced with large amounts of lead, and you were the fisherman.

[abyssion1337]

shot by a harpoon shark

[S.ifr]

eaten by a shark

[DaMetzger]

eaten by a ferocious Chihuahua

[S.ifr]

Visited Chihuahua and ended up being mawled to death by chihuahuas.

[Ionzorg]

Visited Mount Fuji and ended up being mauled to death by Chihuahuas.

[S.ifr]

chihuahua through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

chest through chihuahua

[Marco_1989]

trough chihuahuas chest, after that the owner killed you

[1337uvis]

digested alive

[Marco_1989]

You just been shot since you won't join the picture game ^^

[abyssion1337]

shot for only posting ecchi

[1337uvis]

your lack of creativeness implodes on you... and you die as a result.

[abyssion1337]

you get sucked in and die as well

[1337uvis]

yo uturn into a black star and feel the most horrible crippling pain for ten billion years before imploding again and dying

[abyssion1337]

I invited you over for cofee, you were there when it happened

[1337uvis]

you chocked on your coffee and suffocated for fifteen minutes while i watched and laughed at you. Ofcourse you suffocated to death.

[DaMetzger]

You laughed so hard you coudn't breathe and died.

[abyssion1337]

you were also there for coffee, I poisoned it

[1337uvis]

your brain exploded fro mthe view of us both suffocating

[DaMetzger]

a fragment of my exploding skull pierced you through the eye

[abyssion1337]

you died of cat overdose

[1337uvis]

I'd like that.

you died of ecchi inefficiency :D

[DaMetzger]

stomped to death by a mob of half-naked catgils
.
.
.
.
that would probably be a dream come true for some... :P

[abyssion1337]

you were one of the catgirls, they all got raped and killed by wolfgirls

[1337uvis]

you die of jealousy since i saw the scene from the upper post, while you didn't

[abyssion1337]

gundam through the chest

[DaMetzger]

chest through your chest

[abyssion1337]

your chest implodes

[DaMetzger]

you get sucked into by my imploding chest

[abyssion1337]

you choke on crayons

[DaMetzger]

you put crayons up yours

[abyssion1337]

you are a giant wooden moose

[DaMetzger]

you commit suicide after realising you've posted in the wrong thread :P

[abyssion1337]

you're wrong, it's a reference I didn't expect you to get, you kill yourself for not realizing it

[DaMetzger]

I didn't want to die alone so I took both our lives

[abyssion1337]

you get spiked

[Ionzorg]

You get caber-tossed.

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by vampire cows

[DaMetzger]

you sank in cow dung

[S.ifr]

cow dung OD

[Issitheus]

OD on own dung

[abyssion1337]

attacked by the land shark

[S.ifr]

You were a land shark that was attacked

[Ionzorg]

You were attacked by land, Shark!

[DaMetzger]

you got attacked by your landlord

[emrfish6]

you got cut in half by my katana

[abyssion1337]

you are a giant gingerbread man, you tried to take a walk through Etheopia

[Ionzorg]

Ethiopia tried to crush you. It was too skinny because of being so malnourished, so it just shoved sand down your throat.

[acutekat]

died of nichel posioning

[Ionzorg]

You tried to simply walk into Mordor. (Probably been done. ::))

[acutekat]

you tried to simply walk in to corprate accouting (has never been done before)

[Ionzorg]

You tried to simply walk into your mother. (Has probably been done, but not in this thread.)

[acutekat]

bow chick bow wow


you burst out of you wother womb but got tangled up in the embilical cord

[Ionzorg]

You realize that this post just made me an Elitist, and you're head explodes! Victory! 8) 8) 8)

Now, I'm off to bed.

[acutekat]

i kill you in your sleep

[S.ifr]

Weren't quick enough so I killed you.

[Issitheus]

cannibalized (but not by me)

[S.ifr]

you ate someone else and got aids

[emrfish6]

you were eaten by Chiyo's dog

[abyssion1337]

megatron attacks you

[S.ifr]

optimus steps on you in an attempt to save you

[Issitheus]

optimus steps on you in an attempt to save you

i believe that that is referred to as a FAIL.

Big-ass rock'd

[S.ifr]

swallowed a big rocks.

[emrfish6]

killed by grammatical errors

[S.ifr]

rofl, wow I did not see my post like that, it made much more sense when I posted it O:

also killed by my grammatical errors.

[abyssion1337]

you get an infection that takes over your body and turns you into a zombie; then a random arrow goes through your chest

[S.ifr]

You were the arrow and you snapped in half

[abyssion1337]

you get hit in the chest by a football, your ribs shatter and tear up your organs

[S.ifr]

you were one of my shattered ribs

[abyssion1337]

you were given a red uniform you first day at starfleet

[Infinity]

completely wrapped yourself in Duck tape

[abyssion1337]

you fell into a bottomless pit

[Issitheus]

you fell into a pit that had a bottom, but was very, very deep.

[thedarkmessenger]

your pit was extremely shallow, but it had lava in it.

[S.ifr]

Your pit was short, but you were still trapped..
... only to be in that hole with ryan seacrest.

[jaw091]

ryan seacrest rapes u 2 death

[abyssion1337]

ryan seacrast was hiding in the cake at your party

[thedarkmessenger]

I don't know who ryan seacrast is, and won't find out until AFTER your birthday present arrives :P

[1337uvis]

you chocke on a condom that slips of the dick of the guy that is doing your girlfriend behind your back. And don't ask for logics. it's the killing thread, if you want logics, go create a "logics" thread.

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a 'NAND' logic chip

[thedarkmessenger]

I was too lazy to make a logics thread, so I had 1337uvis make one for me. Unfortunately, he/she had to be "persuaded".

[S.ifr]

suffocated by your own thoughts.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by wolves

[S.ifr]

poked to death with an umbrella

[Filleraol]

you ate a poisoned dolphin

[abyssion1337]

little asian girl'd
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/littleasiangirl.jpg

[S.ifr]

LAG through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you're a ****phile and try to rape LAG

[S.ifr]

You're LAG and didn't want to live with the psychological damage I caused you so you shoot yourself.

[abyssion1337]

I made sure to kill you first, then rape your dying body with a giant strap-on, don't worry I was gentle.

[S.ifr]

You were gonna die of aids anyway.

[abyssion1337]

I got them from you, I told you not to share needles.

[S.ifr]

*stabs spirit*

[smeegs]

S.ifr:ed

[S.ifr]

Smeeg'd

[abyssion1337]

You pissed off Jayne

[1337uvis]

?b3r 1337'3d

[abyssion1337]

I smash you with my post count

[S.ifr]

It's so great you yourself gets smashed

[abyssion1337]

it continues to smash you and the next 3850 posters

[S.ifr]

so tha-

[abyssion1337]

I think I j-

[S.ifr]

*sta-

[abyssion1337]

oh cr-

[Issitheus]

I'm immune to being crushed/smashed. Or is it stabb-

[S.ifr]

This is gonna be a lon-

[abyssion1337]

now look wh-

[S.ifr]

Is it over ?


YA-

[abyssion1337]

we're so f-

[S.ifr]

this is all yo-

[abyssion1337]

I kn-

[S.ifr]

Why did you have to post so mu-

[Ionzorg]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING O-

[S.ifr]

Blame Aby-

[abyssion1337]

I sw-

[S.ifr]

How many pos-

[abyssion1337]

I'm no-

[Ionzorg]

Does this have any relevance whatsoe-

[abyssion1337]

yes it j-

[Ionzorg]

I'm sorry, can you elabora-

[abyssion1337]

I'm trying but I k-

[Ionzorg]

I guess it can't be helped, but it's anno-

[Filleraol]

he he he he he I'm immune so I shot you in the head to end your pain.

[S.ifr]

*stab*



-

[Filleraol]

and while I'm still alive, suffering from severe blood loss, I shoot you too--

[S.ifr]

While I'm suffering I shoot an arrow through your chest.

[Filleraol]

it's a special boomerang arrow that comes back and kills the shooter too, invented by al-Qaida

[S.ifr]

While I'm embedded with an arrow and a bullet, I shank you some moar

[abyssion1337]

you were tossed into a meat grinder

[S.ifr]

You were tossed into a giant blender.


take tha-

[abyssion1337]

it's coming back? oh n-

[S.ifr]

OH SHI--

[abyssion1337]

why god wh-

[S.ifr]

*pew pew*


- ... uh wait wut --

[abyssion1337]

how much mo-

[S.ifr]

According to my calculations, about -

[Filleraol]

he he he I'm still imu-

[abyssion1337]

ha h-

[S.ifr]

I wonder how many times I've -

[abyssion1337]

we need a m-

[DaMetzger]

I think a can he-

[S.ifr]

lolwu-

[abyssion1337]

w-

[Issitheus]

Hey, I actually managed to complete a sentence! Aren't I awe-

[abyssion1337]

wow if only we had catgirls and sliced bread. hey I al-

[S.ifr]

Ho-

[DaMetzger]

This is getting out of control!
(jumps up)
Hey! I dogded it! Coo-

[S.ifr]

Foolish fool! There is no esc-

[DaMetzger]

This is madne--

[S.ifr]

madness ?
TH-

[Issitheus]

IS I-

[abyssion1337]

SP-

[Issitheus]

AR-

[abyssion1337]

TA-

[S.ifr]

!!!-

[abyssion1337]

!!!-

[S.ifr]

- - ---

[abyssion1337]

so how mu-

[S.ifr]

I think for about another -

[abyssion1337]

o-

[S.ifr]

ver-

[abyssion1337]

how anno-

[S.ifr]

well this is y-

[abyssion1337]

I kn-

[S.ifr]

-__- -

[Issitheus]

Hey le-

[abyssion1337]

wtf ma-

[S.ifr]

lo-

[abyssion1337]

oh shi-

[S.ifr]

G-

[abyssion1337]

thi-

[S.ifr]

*pew pew pew*

MUWAHAHAHA-

[Issitheus]

this isn't f-

[S.ifr]

oh, its very f-

[Issitheus]

isayweteamupandmoveitoutofthewaysowecanpostnormall yagain

hey it works if yo-

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

WAAAAA!
i shot u in tha face!
WAAAAA!

[S.ifr]

*duplicates himself as much as there are left of the smashing from Abyss' post count*

*dies 5-43032kdma times*

[Issitheus]

and one more.

yay! we can post now!

[S.ifr]

*stab*

YAY!

[abyssion1337]

you lack foresight:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/foresight.jpg

[S.ifr]

*pew pew*

[smeegs]

you died

[abyssion1337]

you tried to have sex with a dinosaur

[S.ifr]

you had sex with someone who has leprosy.

[abyssion1337]

leprosy isn't contageous, you were thrown into a pit for not knowing that

[S.ifr]

Yeah ? Guess they were lying to me then, they looked so determined telling me that.
-___-

I grabbed on to your sleeve.

[abyssion1337]

I cut my sleeves off, you pulled your clone in

[S.ifr]

my clone grabbed your arm.

[abyssion1337]

you got strangled by your own hair

[S.ifr]

they set your toga on fire

[abyssion1337]

it burned down everything there were no survivors

[S.ifr]

*stabs spirit*

[abyssion1337]

*eats spirit*

[S.ifr]

*explodes*

[DaMetzger]

*spontaneously combusts*

[abyssion1337]

machette through the chest

[S.ifr]

chest through the machette

[abyssion1337]

zig through the chest

[S.ifr]

great justice through the chest

[abyssion1337]

sombody set you up the bomb... through the chest

[S.ifr]

they have signal.. though your chest

[abyssion1337]

all your chest are belong to us

[S.ifr]

you didnt make your time

[abyssion1337]

you have no chance to survive

[S.ifr]

you don't know what you doin

[abyssion1337]

you moved zig for a reason other than great justice

[S.ifr]

you put on every zig

[abyssion1337]

you were gunned down by my zig

[S.ifr]

you set up me the wrong bomb

[abyssion1337]

great justice through the chest

[S.ifr]

ha ha ha ha through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

gentlemen through the chest

[S.ifr]

All my base though the chest.

[abyssion1337]

did I do zig through the chest yet, oh well: zig through the chest

[S.ifr]

chest through the zig

[abyssion1337]

chest zigs attack you

[S.ifr]

gentlemen attack you, random signal through the chest

[abyssion1337]

gentlemen in zigs attack you

[S.ifr]

Gentlemen block your signal.

[abyssion1337]

your signal set you up the bomb

[S.ifr]

Gentlemen make your time.

[abyssion1337]

gentlemen ask how you are

[S.ifr]

bomb sets up you

[abyssion1337]

bomb give you signal

[S.ifr]

signal take off your zig

[abyssion1337]

gentlemen stole all your base

[S.ifr]

Gentlemen turn on your main screen.