[Ionzorg]

Filleraol sir, you just got the 33500GET. I just looked at the stats upon your request, and there it was.

Killed by tiem paradox.

[Filleraol]

nice ^^

the next person who registers kills you with every method that's been mentioned in this thread at once

[abyssion1337]

force fed poison by vikings

[1337uvis]

EMO'd to death (a.k.a. you cut yourself bitch!)

[Infinity]

cut to death by a goth

[jaw091]

killed by a pixelated pokamon

[Adjacent Badger]

Trampled by raging ostrogoths.

[jaw091]

eaten by the universe

[Mawelli]

trampled by a tramp

[jaw091]

trampled by domos

[Filleraol]

domo'd by tramplers

[smeegs]

trampled by some raindrops

[Ionzorg]

Dropped by a tramp.

[abyssion1337]

mooched to death

[1337uvis]

****ed to death.

*probably the most pleasant one to be posted in the killing thread ever*

[Barricade]

Being ass rammed to death by an elephant with blue balls, meanwhile a spastic hedgehog rips at your face.

Oh yeah. I'm BACK!

[smeegs]

rammed by a ram

[jaw091]

gonhe back in time into a middle of a war and got sniped as soon as u landed

[Ionzorg]

Swung around by your feet and your skull broken open against a brick wall.

[Mawelli]

indian jones landed on you while swinging around with his whip

[abyssion1337]

a granade got shoved up your ass

[Filleraol]

it was you who shoved it up, and you couldn't get away in time

[abyssion1337]

you were there to, you're his proctologist.

[Ionzorg]

These are on the fast-track to becoming random accusations, so here's a bona-fide murder.

Kneecaps ripped out with bare fingers, while the rest of you is treacherously feasted upon by a once docile cat that you loved in your younger, more vulnerable years.

[abyssion1337]

you were skinned, doused in alcohol then burned

[Useful]

NOMMED

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u see my icon?
thats what happened to u!

[Useful]

Trying for a monopoly, are we?

I kill you for trying! By giving you a cat-hat!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lol ive gotten monopoly like 1000 times i just think its dumb so i never post it..
and u die becuz...
uhm...
i have a gun and some spare time :)

[Useful]

My ghost guides the police on to your trail, you go out in a blaze of retarded, boredom induced glory.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u got killed becuz u pressed on a pitbulls nose

[Useful]

Dude. Pitbulls are in no way scary. But that's beside the point.

Tried to rape your cat.

[jaw091]

how can some die from that?

cat grew vampire teeth and sucks your blood

[smeegs]

cat then chewed your leg off

[Useful]

how can some die from that?


Uh, the cat would promptly rip your genitals off. You'd bleed to death piecemeal.

Chestbursted!

[Mawelli]

beaten to death by the leek girl

[1337uvis]

launched from a trebuchet

[abyssion1337]

he landed on you

[fluffybunny65]

eaten by cannibals

[Ellen Feiss]

falcon punched

[Infinity]

pushed the ejection seat on your spy car and fell to your death

[Useful]

Eaten by Kirby.

Lets do a bunch of Super Smash Bros deaths! Or just vidja game deaths in general.

[Issitheus]

falcon punched

by kirby!

[Useful]

*high pitched voice* Faucon... Puanh!
That's always what his version sounded like to me.

Cheap-ass spinny-sworded to death by Pit.

[Ionzorg]

Repeatedly manhole cover (http://www.manhole.ca)'d to death by Mr. Game And Watch. One of my favourite killer of n00bs. ;D

[1337uvis]

looked at by Chuck Norris

[abyssion1337]

that flag from your sig gets rammed up your ass

[Infinity]

threw your laughing man symbol like a frisby and sliced your head off

[abyssion1337]

died from jellousy of my laughing man symbol

[Infinity]

DELETED you!!

[abyssion1337]

hadouken'd

[acutekat]

a holiday inn fell on you

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/shoryuken.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

a big mexican pumped ur eyes shut!

[Ken-Chan]

super man hi-5 you 1000m

[smeegs]

the marslander landed on you

[Ken-Chan]

kenpachi sniezed and blew up a 1k square block

[smeegs]

some1 dropped the soap and asked you to pick it up

[Filleraol]

you were kind and picked it up for him

[Ionzorg]

He retrieved the soap, and proceeded to plunge it deep inside you...your soft bowels, that is.

[abyssion1337]

the internet falls on you.

[smeegs]

hit by a tube (INTERNETS)

[Ken-Chan]

the internet uploaded u

[jaw091]

you tube uses you

[Ken-Chan]

myspace abuses u

[abyssion1337]

you're killed by my ocelot army

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ocelot from MGS4 killed u

[abyssion1337]

he's from all the mgs games; and he kills you for choosing the mgs 4 him.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i knew that! lmao
i throw u in a tub of acid

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/sepandGF.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

HOLY ****

i'm speachless i just got completely owned

stabbed in the eye with fork

[Ionzorg]

Ha! That happened to an inmate that my current English teacher taught when she used to teach in a penitentiary. Good times.

Took a visit to Dunsinane and got killed by a Wood.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

A GUNSHOT TO THE HEAD (of trepidation)

[Ionzorg]

FATALLY SHOT WITH A BULLET (For My Valentine).

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

STAMPEDED BY CATTLE (decapitation)

[Ionzorg]

BROKEN AND BLENDERED! (Definitely an awesome song title if me and my friends start a death metal band.)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

SHOT IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST (burns red)

[Ionzorg]

TOSSED INTO THE PURGATORY OF THOSE ONCE LIVING (Sacrifice) WHO NOW WISH THEY COULD DIE! Kind of a stretch with the descriptive of Hell, but I nailed it.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

U LISTEN TO LIVING SACRIFICE!
ur now a hero to me...i love those guys.

I STABBED U TO DEATH AS (i lay dying) I HAD A (day to remember) BEER

[Ionzorg]

Ingenious. :P I've heard of A Day To Remember, but haven't listened to them...it may be time to torrent.

I SUMMONED A DEMON (Hunter) THAT RAINED A THOUSAND (Foot Krutch) DEADLY BLOWS UPON YOU.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

O a day to remember is soooo good (punk hardcore) Demon Hunter is good to...there first cd is my fav..

I (killed the prom queen) BEAT YOU UNTIL U LAY STILL (remains)

[Ionzorg]

It's my favourite too, but I like all of their albums almost equally. Running out of Christian rock/metal bands... :o

HEAD STEAM-ROLLED OVER UNTIL BRAINS AND RED (the band) BLOOD ARE VIOLENTLY EXTRICATED!

[1337uvis]

Shot by Santa Claus (the killers) :D

[jaw091]

shot by a guy wit no hands

[abyssion1337]

shot by my gattling shotgun.

[Useful]

heart attack

[Filleraol]

brain attack . .

[Useful]

Attacked by a brain.

[Filleraol]

accidentally drank some acid

[Useful]

What if it was Phosphoric acid? Hmm?

FLE! (Forceful Leek Enema!)

[abyssion1337]

giant crab eats you

[Useful]

You are said giant crab.

You are attacked in your weak points for massive damage.

[abyssion1337]

I don't have weakpoints:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/184_18.jpg
you moved zig for great justice, and failed

[Useful]

You were standing on the ridge.

Then the race started.

[Adjacent Badger]

Interrupted a meeting in the House Wives Club
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/MontyPython08-1.jpg

[Useful]

Was at the House Wives Club meeting when the SWAT team came.

[Adjacent Badger]

You were a member of said SWAT team.

[abyssion1337]

A tree eats you

[Infinity]

eaten alive by a midget

[abyssion1337]

skinned by the same midget

[Useful]

Thought his skin would make a good parachute. It didn't.

[Ionzorg]

Um...I don't think there's any way to improve midget-skin-parachute murder. :D

Gets bouldered off of a cliff and head smashed open on a red, flat rock.

[Adjacent Badger]

You were sunbathing exactly where Abyss landed after his parachuting attempt.

[1337uvis]

You commited suicide by stabbing a knife through your stomach after you shamed your family name

[abyssion1337]

you were his conjoined twin, you couldn't live without him.

[jaw091]

got eaten by a couch

[Filleraol]

you listened WAY too much to R Kelly's song "I Believe I Can Fly"

[jaw091]

lol goten eaten by amv hell 4

[abyssion1337]

insects eat your family; you are so distressed you kill yourself

[jaw091]

you eat insects and insects eat you for the inside

[abyssion1337]

killed by an ice cream monster

[jaw091]

eaten by a DVD

[abyssion1337]

turned into a dvd then chewed on by a dog

[jaw091]

turned into a dvd and eaten by a dvd player

[abyssion1337]

turned into a psp; real gamers killed threw you against a brick wall

[Ionzorg]

You believe you can fly. You believe you can touch the sky. You think about it every night and day.

[Filleraol]

You believe you can fly. You believe you can touch the sky. You think about it every night and day.

until he ends up falling and lands on you

[abyssion1337]

a mountain falls on you.

[InuBokko]

licked to death by kitties!

[Filleraol]

licked to death by
backstreet boys

[abyssion1337]

corned by the backstreet boys

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

made u eat ur own feces until u popped

[jaw091]

raped by hands

[abyssion1337]

floormaster'd till you kill yourself

[InuBokko]

acupunctured then sat on by an elephant.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

raped by simba from lion king

[Mawelli]

molested by mufasa

[1337uvis]

molested by Mawelli

[abyssion1337]

****ed by an elephant

[1337uvis]

****ed by a whale

[abyssion1337]

****ed by a squid

[Filleraol]

****ed by a Giant squid

[abyssion1337]

****ed by a giant squid that lays its eggs in you

[1337uvis]

For that you would be called "hentai" by the japanese. You die of sheer shame.

[jaw091]

lol a bunch of hentai monsters come out into reality into your house and rape and kill you alive lol

[abyssion1337]

the gorram reavers get you

[Useful]

It really is awesome to run into someone else who's watched Firefly. ;D

River thought you were a reaver.

[abyssion1337]

you kidding I LOVE Firefly.

you were a leaf on the wind, you know how that ends

[Useful]

You didn't deal fair with Mal.

[abyssion1337]

lies, I always deal fair.

you crossed Niska

[Useful]

Heh, I was thinking about using him.

You were the poor schmuck who bit into that apple back in the war.

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by the agent for epic phail

[Useful]

You were killed by the seal for epic pail.

[abyssion1337]

you were thrown out an airlock

[Useful]

You were half-thrown out an airlock, then it closed.

[abyssion1337]

keel-hauled

[Useful]

Flying knee kick to the face.

[abyssion1337]

killed by math

[Useful]

"They have weapons of bass destruction!"



Beaned by Haruko.

[abyssion1337]

you were hit by Gennosuke's doujutsu ergo you killed yourself

[Useful]

Alright.

You got eaten by the N-2 powered eva series.

[abyssion1337]

Legato makes you kill yourself

[smeegs]

was playing pass the H-bomb and had a heart attack

[abyssion1337]

Bushwacked

[Ionzorg]

James McAvoy shoots you in the head, and the bullet curves downward into your heart.

[Marco_1989]

While looking at some catgirls, 1337uvis runs towards you screaming: "Those are my catgirls!!" and then he shoots you right in the face.

[abyssion1337]

my catgirl army dismembers him for shooting me.

[jaw091]

fall into a tub of acid and dislove alive

[abyssion1337]

domo-kun eats you

[jaw091]

raped by unborn fetuses

[abyssion1337]

your brain is stolen

[jaw091]

what brain? lol

killed a ladys fetus and lady kills you

[abyssion1337]

eaten by evil cacti

[jaw091]

got eaten by ryuk from death note cause he thought u where a apple

[abyssion1337]

apples were thrown at you till you died

[jaw091]

stoned to death

[abyssion1337]

you got stoned, too stonded to move, then my catgirl army tortured you a bit before finishing you off.

[jaw091]

gots horny all over your cat girls and had a giant cumshot and drowned every one

[abyssion1337]

so we're all dead?

[jaw091]

hmm yeah i guess so

[abyssion1337]

that removes the point of killing you then, you're already dead

[jaw091]

no il be corn soup no one has eaten me yet though

[abyssion1337]

then you can suffer a fate worse than death

[jaw091]

and what is that ?

[abyssion1337]

the one you're currently suffering in, Mr. Corn

[jaw091]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **** WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

God hates you?

[jaw091]

he must
but the worst thing is , is that he isnt killing me he is killing 'them'

[1337uvis]

overwhelmed by [my] catgrils

[abyssion1337]

my catgirls overwhelm you, damn you; copying my army

[smeegs]

overwhelmed by the fact that the internet contains porn

[1337uvis]

You decided to downlaod the internet and decidd to hold your breath until it was downloaded

[abyssion1337]

you got lost in the internet and starved to death

[1337uvis]

my catgirls ripped you limb from limb

[Filleraol]

my wolfgirls did the same to you

[smeegs]

your wolfgirls then did the same to you

[abyssion1337]

the catgirls and wolfgirls teamed up, there were no survivors

[Useful]

Chuck Norris walked down your street with a massive boner. There were no survivors.

[Filleraol]

weren't you his neighbour? .

[Useful]

My ghost kills you for bringing that up.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u saw a crowd of nude catgirls, doggirls,and wolfgirls and died from the sheer amazement

[Infinity]

picked a fight with a monkey

[Filleraol]

you thought the hand grenade was an apple , ?h?h?h?

Today is my "I-can't-come-up-with-something-better" day.

[Marco_1989]

You were killed while standing in between these mobile phones:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQPYjCvglx0

:P

[Filleraol]

You were killed while standing in between these mobile phones:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQPYjCvglx0

:P

whoa! that's awesome

[Marco_1989]

You were killed while standing in between these mobile phones:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQPYjCvglx0

:P

whoa! that's awesome


Ya I know, pretty much radiation coming from all those phones. :P

[jaw091]

killed by a evangelion biting your head off

[Filleraol]

****bear invited you for tea, it was poisoned

[abyssion1337]

someone put explosives in your tea

[Ionzorg]

Your tea exploded, which didn't kill you, but caused emotional trauma plentiful enough to end in your killing yourself.

[Useful]

I am so tired, I killed you.

No it doesn't make sense, but I am tired dammit.

[Adjacent Badger]

puts you to rest in a floodbed. R.I.P.

[DaMetzger]

The TV I through out the window after Poland lost caved in your head.

[Useful]

Attacked by rocket propelled watermelons.

[DaMetzger]

Decapitated by a raging mole

[smeegs]

hit by a kamikaze cucumber

[Issitheus]

hit by Fooby (kamikaze watermelon)

[smeegs]

hit by a random person with a random blunt object

[DaMetzger]

impaled on a Toucan

[Adjacent Badger]

Molested by a book on Ukranian history

[DaMetzger]

Killed by a raging turtle on a kick scooter

[abyssion1337]

raped by the argonauts

[1337uvis]

you were one of the argonauts. The one that the giant idiot ate for dinner.

[acutekat]

you were drawn and quarted in half

[Issitheus]

In the spirit of 1337uvis, You were an argonaut. You were killed by John Linnell. (Birdhouse in Your Soul reference)

[acutekat]

in the spirit of my old internet connection your internet goes out when you are buying insurance on your leg to die of no leg insured ness a day late

[abyssion1337]

raped by smileys

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

candle stick in the eye and out the bak of ur head!

[jaw091]

raped by the hulk

[smeegs]

hulked by rape (try to figure that out)

[Ken-Chan]

by hulk rape

[Useful]

Skull****ed by the Abomination.

[abyssion1337]

you cought heaven smile

[acutekat]

i will first kill you first and third born child so that your second born has irreprabable damge done to his physche bring him ultimately to suicide and driving you further into deprecsion after your wife left you for your sister. you then contemplait suicide but that is to good for you so i cut off all apendage gouge out youre eyes rip out your tounge and burn you into an inch of life but leave you ears intact for i wish for you to hear every small child say ewww what is that and eventually you will beg me to kill you but i will not i will instead bury you alive and shut off al human contact then reintroduce you so that you go completely nuts then and only then will i begin to kill you. slowly with small doses of posin leading crased and delusional into the gates of el diablo.

[1337uvis]

your huge load of words falls on you and you die from blood loss

[acutekat]

you suprising lack of words kill you

[abyssion1337]

you didn't expect the spanish inquisition

[1337uvis]

you die.

[abyssion1337]

you forgot your vorpal sword.

[1337uvis]

in your autopsy report it said:
"Cause of death : autopsy"

[Adjacent Badger]

collided with a bobcat when gravity got horizontal for a moment.

[abyssion1337]

galactus steps on you

[smeegs]

crushed my a cat (bulldozer)

[abyssion1337]

raped by bulbasaur

[acutekat]

penatrated by ivysaur

[Issitheus]

violated by venusaur.

[acutekat]

you were trapped in a pokeball so long you died from hunger and thirst

[Useful]

Shrinking mechanism on the pokeball didn't work. You're reduced to bloody slime.

[acutekat]

your pokemon rebelled and strung you up and drug you through the streets of paris

[Useful]

You slip on my spleen when you walk out in the morning, breaking your head open.

[acutekat]

i then rise as a cannibal gost and eat your spirit

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

salted u to death!

[Useful]

Insulted you to death.

[abyssion1337]

www.useful.justgotowned.com

no further explaination needed.

[Marco_1989]

lol I already saw that site sometime. There are more from those :P

*sorry, had to kill you
http://www.abyssion1337.justgotowned.com *

[abyssion1337]

killed you for copying

[Marco_1989]

killed you for making no sence. you used www.useful.justgotowned.com
I used http://www.abyssion1337.justgotowned.com
:D

[1337uvis]

you die... from pure pwnage! :D

[Marco_1989]

You died because you saw to much of this:

http://1337uvis.doyouhaveepilepsy.com

[smeegs]

you died because i killed you

[abyssion1337]

carpet bombed

[smeegs]

died due to overexposure to pure awesomeness

[abyssion1337]

lazer screwdriver'd

[acutekat]

regular philips head screwed

[abyssion1337]

tennis ball'd

[acutekat]

football'd

[abyssion1337]

dehydrated

[acutekat]

i suck the life force out of you

[smeegs]

unballed

[acutekat]

killed by thin mints

[Issitheus]

thinned by kill mints.

[jaw091]

killed by a plane running into u

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stand up to a tank

[1337uvis]

you spoke freely in Russia

[jaw091]

spoke freely in north korea

[abyssion1337]

you spoke freely in cuba

[1337uvis]

You bumped into V. Putin in the street

[acutekat]

you tried to eat bear

[abyssion1337]

you ate a whole bear in an hour

[Filleraol]

you fell into the water from a huge ship, sucked inte the propeller

[abyssion1337]

you gut sucked into an airplane's propeller

[Useful]

Eaten by an infectee from I Am Legend

[abyssion1337]

infected by heaven smile (I should stop making cult game/movie references)

[Useful]

No. No you shouldn't.

Run over by Kane in Rosebud.

[abyssion1337]

the alphas know you know they're secret

[Filleraol]

you tried to play super mario IRL, so you ate some delicious mushrooms (http://theresias.blogg.se/images/flugsvamp_1157734271.jpg)

[Useful]

the alphas know you know they're secret

Nice, Brave New World?

You, my bean
Were chopped up lean
and nice and clean
into Soilent Green!

[abyssion1337]

^slaughter hous 5? nice

and mine was beyond good and evil: it's one of the best games ever and almost no one's played.

you were swimming when someone dropped ice 9 into the ocean

[S.ifr]

Random arrow though the chest.

[Filleraol]

ps2 control through the chest

[abyssion1337]

why did everyone one steal my random arrow; anyway arrows blot out the sun, then head straight for you

[S.ifr]

cos you and your arrow are secks

I threw you in my way.

[abyssion1337]

so we both die. great now I have no one to kill. I kill useful

[Filleraol]

I don't have to kill you then =O
but I shoot you in the head to make sure you're dead

[S.ifr]

I still have to power to stab spirits O:
*stab*

[abyssion1337]

the ghostbusters get you

[Filleraol]

the goatsiehunters gets you

[abyssion1337]

you end up on the recieving end of a pvp match

[Useful]

You end up on the sever end of a pvp overload.

Your server erupts into flames in front of you, quickly lighting the building (and you) on fire.

[abyssion1337]

you're blew your cover as a mason

[Useful]

You blew your cover as a GI.

Viet-Cong ass-rape you with a WWII-era heavy machine gun. Literally.

[abyssion1337]

you tried break me out, it was a good effort

[Useful]

The Viet-Cong shoot us both with their smelly machine gun (urk!)

[abyssion1337]

at least we go the medal of honor

[Filleraol]

..through your chest

[S.ifr]

...and yours

[Useful]

My congestion with my metal medal causes me cough most violently, and this projectile metal medal embeds itself in your













head.

[Filleraol]

boomerang through your chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through the boomerang

[Useful]

Fille's new icon ate you.