[abyssion1337]

you are the sponsor

[Mawelli]

Oh god I just noticed I misspelled there. damn.

You're not allowed to order a J-POP magazine

[abyssion1337]

how is that a killing method? I kill you for being so lame

[Mawelli]

how is that a killing method? I kill you for being so lame

Anything said here is a killing method, even this statement I just made about a killing method is just killing you. You die.

[Pink_Nipple]

You die. It's killing you. You die again.

[Odessa]

your logic is so baffling, thousands die trying to deciper. Mostly of old age.

[Mawelli]

Die of young age....

[Pink_Nipple]

Die of mid age....

[DaMetzger]

Die of Age of Empires.

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by the great mighty poo

[DaMetzger]

you get squashed by a giant baby

[abyssion1337]

you opposed Kefka

[Mawelli]

Smashed by an ugly ass baby

[abyssion1337]

you joined the suicide squad

[Ionzorg]

Die of masterage.

[abyssion1337]

you were on a runaway train

[Ionzorg]

You were on a train in Soviet Russia, therefore it crushed you to death.

[Jazean]

RAIL TRACER, to quote Jacuzi from Baccano!

[SV3N]

Rail Tracer slowly pushes your arms on the rails while the train is going full speed, then does the same thing to your face.

[Kuwabara]

there was a bomb in your car

[Mawelli]

there was a car in your bomb, the bomb didnt explode, you failed to bomb the presidential house, you got shot

[abyssion1337]

your and about 50 other school girls jumped in front of a train

[Mawelli]

your and about 50 other school girls jumped in front of a train

Haha You actually also saw that movie!

You came home, noticed your children had killed themselves and written text with their blood on the walls. You shoot yourself.

[Kuwabara]

executed by the Boondock Saints

[Mawelli]

Your brain was filled with too much philosophical questions and imploded

[Kuwabara]

Your brain was filled with too much philosophical questions and imploded


impossible :P

thrown off a cliff

[Mawelli]

the one thrown off the cliff grabbed your leg and pulled you with him

[Kuwabara]

you where the one thrown :P

[Mawelli]

I fell on you.

[Odessa]

hehe, now i dont' feel so bad for making that joke ^ :)




Mawelli mistakes you for Santa clause, sits on your lap, and crushes you.

[Kuwabara]

im very resilant....with that said i think my oldest sister is the only one who could crush me :P

sees a pic of said sister

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's sister eats you for a snack.

[Mawelli]

Kuwabara's sister eats you for lunch

[DaMetzger]

Kuwabara's sister eats you as a midnight snack

[Mawelli]

Kuwabara's sister drinks your blood as a nightcap

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's sister found you posting in this thread.

[Mawelli]

Kuwabar's sister found you sniffing her panties

[DaMetzger]

Kuwabara's sister gave you a hug

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's sister bakes you an arsenic cake.

[Kuwabara]

here's a pic of her

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3505/n156800633308389618099gb6.th.jpg (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n156800633308389618099gb6.jpg)http://img88.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)



dies afther seeing pic

[Odessa]

what?! she looks cute...



Vicky kills you for imposing unrealistic standards on women.

[Kuwabara]

shes my sister....im the youngest....its in my job decription for me too be mean to her :P....plus she's a bitch....i know it...my other sister knows it....most of our friends who knows her knows it...

dies from a heart attack

[Pink_Nipple]

I rated the pic :P

Kuwabara's sister invites you to her birthday party

[Odessa]

Kuwabara's sister doesn't invite you to any parties, and you kill yourself.

[Mawelli]

Kuwabara's sister finds out your a friend of Kuwabara

[Odessa]

you walk in on Kuwabara's parents doing things no one should ever see. You gouge out your eyes too eagerly and take out parts of your brain needed for living.

[Mawelli]

You bump into Kuwabara's sister in the changing room, you didn't survive.

[Odessa]

You try to combine the benefits of being a corn husker with the privelege of being an elistist.

your body is found covered in corn.

(yatta, i'm an elitist!)

[DaMetzger]

Your amounts of joy after becoming an elitist are so great that your body cannot take it. You sexplode.

[Odessa]

sexplode? that sounds prettty nice...


You try new sexual positions trying to achieve a "Sexplosion" and break your neck.

[DaMetzger]

You tried to correct me and ended up the same way.

[abyssion1337]

I kill you for killing Vicky

[DaMetzger]

You kill yourself after realising she killed herself by accident and I was an innocent bystander

[Mawelli]

abyss is zombified and kills you after you were resurrected

[Odessa]

sniff, that's my sweetie, killing people for me :)


Resurects abyss so we can go on a killing spree together. With bats and chain saws. Metzger shall be our first victim...

Maweli, you want in? ;)

[Mawelli]

Sure, this means that I won't be killed, though according to the rules of the thread you are supposed to kill me =/

Kills you with a buttered banana before you get to kill me..

[abyssion1337]

I slay you for killing Vicky

[Mawelli]

My guardian angel kills you for killing me

[Ionzorg]

The characters from everyone's signatures/avatars awaken, collectively "BRAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWGH!" and smash your computer monitor. They leave. You die.

[Odessa]

that would be neat...only I have no idea who my avatar person here is. Abyss picked out for me. I wonder if I should be concerned? ( shrugs).


My guardian ghosts kills you for attempting to kill Zombie abyss.

[Mawelli]

That would be Konata from Lucky Star. One of my favorite anime characters ^^

Oh and killed by Konata for breaking her games...

[Kuwabara]

*shank*

[Mawelli]

Slice to death by drum sticks

[SV3N]

Anvil to the face

[Mawelli]

for the sake of tradition:

Anvil through the chest

[abyssion1337]

That would be Konata from Lucky Star. One of my favorite anime characters ^^

Oh and killed by Konata for breaking her games...
why does everyone like lucky star, it sucks

[SV3N]

That would be Konata from Lucky Star. One of my favorite anime characters ^^

Oh and killed by Konata for breaking her games...
why does everyone like lucky star, it sucks


I wouldn't say that it sucks, I think it has a different kind of humor. All they do is talk really, and there are just those momments throughout the series were your like "omg I do that too" or "I feel the same way." Idk, I like it though. And its fun to see how many references they can cram into one episode. Maybe that was the main idea for Lucky Star...the anime with the most references EVAR!!!

[abyssion1337]

That would be Konata from Lucky Star. One of my favorite anime characters ^^

Oh and killed by Konata for breaking her games...
why does everyone like lucky star, it sucks


I wouldn't say that it sucks, I think it has a different kind of humor. All they do is talk really, and there are just those momments throughout the series were your like "omg I do that too" or "I feel the same way." Idk, I like it though. And its fun to see how many references they can cram into one episode. Maybe that was the main idea for Lucky Star...the anime with the most references EVAR!!!

you clearly don't know me very well, I get humor in all forms, it's just a bad series (it seemed like they were copying everyone else and doing nothing original)

[SV3N]

That would be Konata from Lucky Star. One of my favorite anime characters ^^

Oh and killed by Konata for breaking her games...
why does everyone like lucky star, it sucks


I wouldn't say that it sucks, I think it has a different kind of humor. All they do is talk really, and there are just those momments throughout the series were your like "omg I do that too" or "I feel the same way." Idk, I like it though. And its fun to see how many references they can cram into one episode. Maybe that was the main idea for Lucky Star...the anime with the most references EVAR!!!

you clearly don't know me very well, I get humor in all forms, it's just a bad series (it seemed like they were copying everyone else and doing nothing original)


Sorry for not being on this forum long enough to know too well? But whatever, enough of this argueing ^_^;; back to the game.

Someone forces your hands into a closing garage door which chops off your fingers, then they repeat the process to you slowly until you die of blood loss.

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Bruce Banner

[DaMetzger]

You piss off Clark Kent

[abyssion1337]

you piss off the riddler

[DaMetzger]

You piss off Deadpool

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Nyarlathotep

[Odessa]

wait, would pissing off superman result in death? he's got that no kill thing, doesn't he? :)


You shake hands with Captain Atom. your last words are "hey, is my hand melting?"

[Kuwabara]

you piss off gogeta

[Odessa]

you piss off thousands of anime fans by uttering that name, and are tortured by them all.

[SV3N]

You piss off Lucy

[abyssion1337]

you piss off my friend's GURPS character "Baby Killer"

[DaMetzger]

You piss off Trogdor

[Odessa]

You piss of the biting cat.

[Mawelli]

pissed off biting cat through the chest

[Odessa]

Mawelli through the chest!

[Mawelli]

Mawelli through the chest!

Ahh so I go through my own chest...interesting thought..

abyss throught the chest! abyss just killed you muahahahah!

[Odessa]

Abyss could never kill me. i'll survie the impact to die of bleeding, but abyss can't kill me. it's in the contract he/she signed :)

Kuwabara's sister through the chest!

[Mawelli]

Kuwabara's sisters rage makes you faint at the edge of the cliff. You fall to your death.

[DaMetzger]

You trip and fall into a pit of snakes.

[Mawelli]

Pit of snakes poured on you

[Odessa]

pit of gelatounous cube eats you

[abyssion1337]

you get chickendouken'd

[Odessa]

You fall for Kuwabara's trick and die of shock.

[abyssion1337]

you join out tomb of horror campaign (we don't even have a rogue: It's the dungeon most famous for traps :()

[DaMetzger]

you fall into a trap full of spikes

[abyssion1337]

you try to fight off zombies with a water pistol

[SV3N]

You are a volunteer for an episode of "Will it Blend?" And they put you in a blender and turn it on.

[Odessa]

Everyone forgets your birthday, and you die of dissapointment.

[SV3N]

A trick or treater comes to your door, when you open the door, they shank you and steal all your candy.

[abyssion1337]

you go emo and I put you out of you misery

[Odessa]

Thay guy who hates you tells the kids you are a Pinanta, and trick or treaters break open your body for Candy. Candy and blood.

[DaMetzger]

Hit by a flying pumpkin

[Odessa]

While waiting for the great pupkin, you run into his cousin, the Greak Jack O lantern, known for hs love of human flesh.

[Mawelli]

flying pumpkin through the chest

[Odessa]

the flying pumpkin tries o go through your chest, but doesn't have enough velocity. it then explodes; the sharpnel from the box cutters inside rip through your soft skin.

[smeegs]

discovered the meaning of a rickroll

[Mawelli]

discovered the meaning of being stabbed by a kimono fabric teddy bear while choking on a motherboard

[Odessa]

You are Rick rolled by the man, live. You die.

[abyssion1337]

you hug an elder god

[Odessa]

A penguin masterbates on you.

[SV3N]

Snail shell through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you drown

[Odessa]

you drown in jello.

[abyssion1337]

you drown in pudding

[Odessa]

You drown in a parfeit.

[abyssion1337]

you drown in flan

[SV3N]

You drown in soup broth

[abyssion1337]

you drown in honey

[smeegs]

you drown in your dreams

[Mawelli]

drowned dreams through the chest

[smeegs]

your computer broke again and you killed yourself

[Mawelli]

a suicidal mawelli through the chest

[Odessa]

a suicidal mawelli through the chest



you try to picture this, and your brain implodes. Double KO for mawelli.

[smeegs]

you walked into his room afterwords and the same happened to you

[abyssion1337]

you're forced to do the caramelldansen till you die

[Odessa]

you willing do the careml dance for 200 hours straight, and die of exhaustion with a grin on your face. And caramel.

[abyssion1337]

you eat poisoned caramel

[Odessa]

you try to make poisoned caramel, but caramel is too awesome to be posioned and die. Scientific fact.

[abyssion1337]

it's going to be too easy

[Odessa]

...to die! Yes, with this overlay large spatula through your chest!

[abyssion1337]

you try to save Christmas, it was too much a challenge

[Mawelli]

You try to save the little puppy you saw five years prior while taking an illegal dump in the middle of a hallway of a house for the elderly. The puppy actually died five seconds after you saw it and so you kill yourself knowing that you could have done something about it but instead decided to finish dump, taking a.

[abyssion1337]

my vorpal sword goes snicker-snack and offs your head

[Mawelli]

You die of boredom while reading my essay that happens to go through your chest

[Odessa]

Boredem through the chest? kinky.



You go deep sea diving with a helium tank instead of oxygen. Your crew is so busy laughing at your voice, then forget to reel you up and you drown.

[abyssion1337]

you perish in the squirrel revolution

[ninjis]

You choke on your dad's fist.

[abyssion1337]

you bite of your tongue and drown on the blood

[Mawelli]

bleeding tongue through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you're toes rebel

[Mawelli]

rebel toes through the throat :O

[abyssion1337]

I set you up the bomb

[rawr_rawr]

you went to mexico and nearly blind children mistook you for a pinata

[Odessa]

^ awesome.



450 pages of randoms deaths throguh yoru chest.

[abyssion1337]

how's that awesome; you die trying to kill the blind kid and avenge me

[Mawelli]

pinata through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Gennosuke looks deep into your eyes and uses his dojutsu

[smeegs]

died from masturbating too much

[Mawelli]

Sorry
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Good Bye.

*stab* pause *stab stab stab*

[Odessa]

you go see"Death Note the Musical" where the director thinks he has to kill you to preserve the "integrity" of the show.

[abyssion1337]

you fight Tenzen and kill him by stabbing him through the chest, he then cuts your head off as you walk away

[Mawelli]

You die for not noticing which anime my previous killing method was taken from

[abyssion1337]

you die for doubting my anime knowledge

[Mawelli]

you die for doubting me doubting you of your anime knowledge

[abyssion1337]

I have a magical hands that shoots bees that I use on you

[Mawelli]

I have magical bees that shoot hands on you

[abyssion1337]

I use my gun that shoots shuriken and lightning

[Mawelli]

I have a shuriken that shoots guns

[Odessa]

I take away all your toys, and yoru hands, and you bleed to death.

[abyssion1337]

death from too much chocolate

[Odessa]

death from too much chocolate


lies. that's impossible! ...right?



Death from not enough chocolate.

[abyssion1337]

death from evil pie

[Ellen Feiss]

death from losing the game

[abyssion1337]

Ia Hastur (I hope you realize how that kills you)

[Ellen Feiss]

kills u caues i dont know how u killed me

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Ellen Feiss]

ahhhhhhhhhhh i have no idea wat u did but it hurt and so i died...

throws rock into brain

[SV3N]

You think anime physics are real physics and you try to fly by jumping off a building, but you die.

[Ellen Feiss]

u tried to kil some1 but faild and killed urself with a spoon

[SV3N]

you die from the excitement that we actually got to 10,000 on the count to 1,000,000.

[abyssion1337]

you die of evil infestation

[Odessa]

you are killed by a stampede of Obama supporters going nuts.

[abyssion1337]

you are killed by the police

[Mawelli]

police through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

One word. Ricin.

[SV3N]

You count all the decibles to Pi until your head implodes.

[Odessa]

Pi throgh the chest.

[abyssion1337]

pie through the chest

[SV3N]

you count all the decibles to "e" until your head explodes.

[Mawelli]

Pai through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you eat pie till you splode

[Odessa]

Hm, pie. I'm in charge of dessert again this thanksgiving... i wodner what pies to make this year...


Oh yes, Snicker doodles throguh the chest.

[abyssion1337]

claymore through the chest

[Odessa]

Grain of Sand through the chest

[abyssion1337]

sandman through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Speak-And-Spell-Funmagic-Awesomeracist through the chest.

"N*****: G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E, N*****! Don't let your parents tell you otherwise, kids!"

[abyssion1337]

Roy Mustang through the chest

[SV3N]

You rearange the letter is Vin Diesel's name to spell "I end Lives", that summons Vin Diesel and he kills you.

[abyssion1337]

you challenge Grit

[Ellen Feiss]

u were hit by this car

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/3009002754_3ea5309d45.jpg?v=0

[abyssion1337]

in zork you're the troll and I type "give troll to troll" you eat yourself

[smeegs]

troll through chest

[abyssion1337]

you tried to fight triangle man

[Odessa]

You beat Triangle man and died when you realized that was impossible.

[smeegs]

you drew a picture mocking triangle man nd he killed you

[Odessa]

Universe man sits on you.

[SV3N]

The King of All Cosmos commands that you roll up stuff for him, you fail to make the correct size in time, and he kills you.

[Ellen Feiss]

chiyo through the ceast

[SV3N]

Tomo through the chest

[Ellen Feiss]

sakaki through the chest

[Jazean]

first, something simple, followed by something not so simple...


9mm pistol round to the head

fired from a gun wielded by some form of bipedal cat-creature dressed as a cowboy that stands 3' 7"

[Kuwabara]

cut in half by the Lancer's Chainsaw bayonet

[smeegs]

cut yourself in half with a chainsaw

[Odessa]

You attempt to set a world record for holding your breath, and "win" and lose at the same time.

[T8]

A horse's penis up your arse. ouch :|

[smeegs]

died from too much oxygen in your blood

[abyssion1337]

you join my group of people for mass suicide

cause suicide is painless

[Odessa]

you join my group of people for mass suicide

cause suicide is painless




sweetie, your'e worrying me...

[smeegs]

suicides cos abyss killed himself

[Odessa]

abyss and i have a pact... abyss is not allowed to die before me, and i'm not allowed to die at all. so no killing him/her!


You are eaten by my alter ego's hunting dogs.

[S.ifr]

I am exempt from all rules.


I shoot you down with a pellet gun.

[Odessa]

I surive and ram that pellet gun down your throat and out your ass, taking a few organs out :)

[T8]

i take the pellet gun off you and stick it up your pussy, pleasure for a while?? then i shoot. not so good no more ayee :P

[Odessa]

I rip you apart piece by piece with a hacksaw.

[smeegs]

saw-hacked

[Odessa]

Stuck some TNT up your cavity.

[T8]

A computer monitor thrown at your face, you fall out of the window and drop 100ft onto the solid concrete.

[Odessa]

the guy with all the creepy weapons in yoru avatar decided to use you as a target instead.

[Useful]

FBFGE!

(Forceful BFG Enema!)

[Odessa]

You are smothered in honey and tossed into a ring of half starved bears.

[Useful]

You are smothered in bear meat and tossed into a vat of honey.

[Odessa]

You are glued with candy and toosed into a preschool.

[Xalorith]

You choke on cheese and die

[Odessa]

Cheese would never betray me!



Cheese chokes you for making up lies.

[Xalorith]

Grand piano falls on you

[Odessa]

You fall onto a grand Piano covered in spikes.

[Xalorith]

Spikes fall on you

[Odessa]

Spikes burts from your body rather unexpectedy. You are pronounced a father and dead at the same time.

[Xalorith]

Hahaha

You die of a sudden heart attack (Know anyone with a Death Note who hates you?)

[abyssion1337]

you're given a fairy named Navi

[Xalorith]

Lol. Mute button ftw!

Hunted down by the guy which you took candy from when he was a baby

[smeegs]

nuked

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

way more powerful than an nuke

[smeegs]

muted

[abyssion1337]

you loose your sanity

[Xalorith]

My sanity is very loose...

Stabbed in the face with a spoon

[abyssion1337]

you challenge me

[T8]

I drop a piano onto your head. Opps. =]

[Xalorith]

I shove a pipe bomb down your throat

[T8]

I **** it out, and shove it up your arse

[Xalorith]

I tie some chain explosives to myself, then jump on top of you, waiting for the pipe bomb to go off

[T8]

But.. But.. But then we both die,

IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!

So, to get out of this horror, i punch you in the face, and run away, and watch a rather large explosion. Ohhhh

[Odessa]

I send a virus throguh this site, causing everyone who has ever posted here to have hier computer explode, sending fragments into your brains.

oh, and when i say " i send" i mean i talk abyss into doing it ,as i'd have no idea how. he/she would though :)

[Issitheus]

You go insane from not admitting that abys is a girl and try to **** your computer with disastrous results.

On second thought, maybe it was a bad idea to bring that up... Odessa! Stop that! Computers aren't meant to fit in there!

[Odessa]

lol

oh issi, i missed you.


and no worries, if i can get a fist up there, i can get anything in lol. besides, who needs a moniter when i have a bag of toys at my disposel? :)

[T8]

Drops a nuke on Odessa >.>

[Odessa]

well, ouch. it's a good thing it didnt' explode. I tip off the UN about you dropping nukes in the USA, and you are never heard of again.

[T8]

Shame for the USA.. If you were paying attention you might have read i only use pounds.. Yes. ?. English pounds. Woop. I'm alive!!

But for your horrid nature to killing everyone in the USA.. I'm going to have to pay a hitman to go after you. >:(

[Odessa]

I secue the hitman with cleave. And anal beads. As well as whips and nipple clips and candle wax.

He kills you instead, and chokes you to death with a rubber dildo.

[smeegs]

melted after watching azumanga dub

[T8]

I secue the hitman with cleave. And anal beads. As well as whips and nipple clips and candle wax.

He kills you instead, and chokes you to death with a rubber dildo.





As your talking about sex toys, "secue" you mean seduce? -.^.. but i must say, a rubber dildo to kill me? Thats a little, sad. lol. I overpower the hitman and throw him 100000000000miles an hour ^.^ hitting you at an astonishing rate. Woooooo

[Odessa]

When you throw the hitman, you break every bone in your body performing this super human feat. You die slowly in agonizing pain, but not before you realize you killed my sister and not me.

You realzie this when i smother you.

[T8]

My body dies, yet my spirit and soul remains. Unfortunatly my soul has not left earth, I have one task left, murder. I approach you in your sleep, you lay there, beathing lightly, and calmly. I gather my spiritual powers and banish you to be a spirit/soul walker with me. =]

[Odessa]

kinky! :)


I use my new found powers for evil, and start killing off every American who has ever voted Republican, starting with the republicans in office.

Vengence is mine! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

[T8]

MWUHAHAHA. Ultimate powers :D

[Odessa]

I strangle you with dental floss.

[T8]

Dental floss? Lol

Sorry but thats the worst I've heard so far :|

Ah well..

I bite through the floss and push you into a pool. Can you swim? :S

[Odessa]

yes. be aware i'm 6'5" (or 195cm) tall, so make sure it's a BIG pool :)




and if yo think dental floss is lame ,you don't read/watch detective stories;)



I kill you with a lead pipe in the Observatory.

[T8]

6'5"?! criky.. im only 6'1" :|...

HAHAHAHAHAHA "kill you with a lead pipe in the Observatory." I remember that game lol, I think its under my stairs :|

[Issitheus]

I'm short. I DON'T LIKE BEING SHORT!!!

About 5' 7". And age 15. Ellen towers over me, and I've got half a year on him.

[T8]

Your only 15? :o

*stab*

[Odessa]

issi my friend, i'd tade heights with you any day of the week. do you know how many times i am "sir'd" due to my height? then they do a double take, and are REALLY confused.



I kill you with my mind.

[T8]

Ahh but i am "Batfink".. my wings are like a shield of steel! It's impossible for you to hurt me! MWUHAHAHA

[Odessa]

yes, but my mind doesn't need to go throguh said shield. I control you and make you cut off your own head with your own wings.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[T8]

Yeah I agree with you Odessa. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE IDIOT IN THIS WORLD!!! So i guess you win :P

[abyssion1337]

you make a neuce of piano wire and super glue your hands to your head. The piano wire decapitates you and makes it look like you pulled your own head off

[T8]

The audiance cheered at the magic trick we had just done, unfortunatly the next trick wasn't so funny. I placed you in a coffin and slid in 20 razor-sharp swords.

[abyssion1337]

I'm a ninja I escape and place you inside so you stab yourself

[Odessa]

My pirate crew captures you all and makes everyoen walk the plank. You are eaten by flying sharks with laser beams on their heads; a proven weakness to all ninja scum.

[abyssion1337]

you're so imaginative but I bet you didn't expect the spanish inquisition

and even if you could catch me I doubt you'd kill me

[Odessa]

well, the lasers are set to stun..but only for you.



The enxt poster who is not abyss finds my new invention: explouding scented panties. The pervert pciks them up, and BAM! no more pervert. i'm planning on selling them to anime girls for huge profits :)

[abyssion1337]

I doubt they'll buy them.... you should make them for kids to keep the ****philes at bey

[Odessa]

eh, i'll stick with my plan. children can fend for themselves, yes?



You get a new job at the zoo, washing the elephants. The elepahnt sneezed, and fell on it's knees, and well, you know the rest.

[abyssion1337]

someone kills you for always killing me

[Odessa]

who said i was killing you? wait, are you killing me? why are we killing anyone?! why God ,why?!? THIS IS MADNESS!!!

(is kicked down a pit).

[Xalorith]

Shoved in a wheelie bin and thrown down the Grand Canyon

[abyssion1337]

ninjaskillyoubeforeyoufinnishreadingthis

[Xalorith]

Ninja failed...

Lost your head in a blender

[abyssion1337]

the psychopath that lives under your bed finally finds you useless

[Xalorith]

Society finds you useless

[abyssion1337]

took society long enough. you get on Rorschach's bad side

[Odessa]

You are hit by a chocobo stampede.

[abyssion1337]

you're attacked by a guild starfish

[Xalorith]

Get eaten by a swirling vortex of pure evil that is coming from your floor

[abyssion1337]

eaten by Shub-Niggurath

[Xalorith]

Eaten by Rosie O Donnell (think that's how you spell it)

[abyssion1337]

eaten by
http://www.absoluteanime.com/fullmetal_alchemist/gluttony.jpg

[Odessa]

Eaten by Rosie O Donnell (think that's how you spell it)


I like Rosie...why do people pick on her?




Is kileld by Rosie o Donnel fans. With forks.

[abyssion1337]

killed by Kefka

[Xalorith]

I have nothing against her...

Paper cutted to death

[abyssion1337]

I have nothing against her...

Paper cutted to death
HIM he's the bad guy from FF VI and he's the most evil villian ever. he kills you again for not realizing this

[Xalorith]

I have nothing against her...

Paper cutted to death
[/quoteHIM he's the bad guy from FF VI and he's the most evil villian ever. he kills you again for not realizing this


Quote fail, and I meant I have nothing against Rosie, not Kefka...

Kefka kills you instead for quote fail

[abyssion1337]

I have nothing against her...

Paper cutted to death
[/quoteHIM he's the bad guy from FF VI and he's the most evil villian ever. he kills you again for not realizing this


Quote fail, and I meant I have nothing against Rosie, not Kefka...

Kefka kills you instead for quote fail

killed for being a douche

[Xalorith]

I'm a douche?

You die to White Phosphorus

[abyssion1337]

you die to a falling plane

[Xalorith]

You get Hellfired

[abyssion1337]

you get on Father Anderson's bad side

[Xalorith]

You get on Lucy's bad side

[abyssion1337]

You get on Revy's bad side

[Xalorith]

Head mysteriously explodes

[Odessa]

You are caught up in a "whos the baddest villian" contest between Lavos and Kefka. You witness the destruction of multipleworlds and survive; you then die out of sheer fear when Kefka notices you.

[Xalorith]

The Big Bang gets recreated in your internal organs