[thedarkmessenger]

you ate the sour cream.

[Useful]

I hope everybody is getting how stupendously disgusting it is to be talking about sour cream, splash damage, eating "cream", and AIDS... a truly horrifying combination.










which causes your brain to explode.

[S.ifr]

Your brain exploded of AIDS.

[Useful]

this evil new strain of the AIDS virus makes your eyeballs boil. fun times for all.

[S.ifr]

As they were boiling I used my super special awesomeness to shoot them off my face.


Random boiling eyeballs through the eyeballs.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Slam you on the head with my study project about local public danish spatial planning

[S.ifr]

I break my CD ( my project ) in half and cut you up causing you to bleed to death.

[Useful]

Slam you on the head with my study project about local public danish spatial planning

wow... that even SOUNDS heavy...
Ok, time for a pretty random question: is your project a re-evaluation of available space due to rising water levels, or is it because of standard population growth. PM me the answer if you want, I just happen to be interested in that kind of thing.

Back to the topic of killing you chumps (and getting myself killed over and over again):
I force-feed you my Emerson project. All of it (about a ream of paper, not as formidable as vanguard's, but inedible nonetheless)

[S.ifr]

He PMs you the answer, you explode from shock.

[Mawelli]

gets hit on the head with a jokebook about swedes...believe me, here in finland they are big xD

[S.ifr]

Huge book about milkmen through the chest.

[Issitheus]

littlekuriboh kills you for stealing his joke and not giving him credit

[smeegs]

hit by a falling milkman

[abyssion1337]

hit by milk grenades.

[S.ifr]

stabbed by frozen milk.

[abyssion1337]

shot by pressurized milk cannon.

[S.ifr]

You were behind me.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Ate six rolls of used toiletpaper.

[S.ifr]

I spit whatever was left in my mouth in yours.

[abyssion1337]

fell down the stairs.

[Filleraol]

fell up the stairs

[S.ifr]

Managed to fall both ways.

[Mawelli]

while surfing your buddy next to you fails and the board flies fast through the air slicing your head off

[daikaisho vanguard]

You watch it from the beach and find it so disgusting, that you throw up your internal organs.

[Filleraol]

You were having a picnic on the beach, in front of Mawelli...he puked on you, and you found it so disgusting, that you threw up etc etc

[daikaisho vanguard]

And thus everyone on the beach puked themselves to death in turn. You, however, were bitten by a snake in the australian desert.

[Mawelli]

while trying to suck the blood out from Filler you actually drank it all...instead of spitting it out....

[abyssion1337]

traffic coned.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Random traffic of random cones randomly through your random head.

[Issitheus]

indeed my head is random. you tried to figure it out.

[Useful]

Way too close to Vanguard when his head exploded from the sheer pressure of randomness. And by way too close, I mean within a city block of him.

[Filleraol]

sneezed your brains out

[Collyer-san]

Chiyo-Chan's Pigtails, Through the chest.

(I mean, where else are they gonna go?)

[daikaisho vanguard]

I'm sure they're very nutricious. You don't think so and dies from food poisoning, after going to the local restaurant with the bad hygiene.

[Filleraol]

Something unknown came and did something unknown so that you died

[S.ifr]

explosion through the chest.

[Mawelli]

you touched the red button...

[daikaisho vanguard]

The red button makes a black Ford Mondeo, owned by a tobacconist from Belgrade, explode in front of you.

[abyssion1337]

a piano falls on your head.

[Filleraol]

teletubbie appears in the street with a lazor, and kills everyone he sees

[S.ifr]

you swallowed your lazors

[daikaisho vanguard]

One of the other teletubbies appears in the street with a razor, and kills everyone he sees

[S.ifr]

You ate his razor.

[abyssion1337]

you get bombed.

[Mawelli]

you made domo-kun angry..

[smeegs]

random domo-kun ripped your head off

[S.ifr]

Domo-kun through the chest.

[Jazean]

i take you head off with my mad "Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao" skills

look it up...

[S.ifr]

1001 kick-hit combo.

[daikaisho vanguard]

A leaking lich slaps you with a leeching leek. You die from surprise.

[Mawelli]

you killed lala, the other teletubbies didnt like it...

[thedarkmessenger]

you were nearby the scene, the other teletubbies think you helped...

[abyssion1337]

exterminated.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You stood too close while I was chopping onions and got dehydrated from crying

[abyssion1337]

I smite thee with my titanium spork.

[Useful]

I smite thee with Smite, 2d6 damage and no armor saves.

[Mawelli]

teabagged

[Useful]

Found and killed stupid white guy I hung out with last night. Which was you.

[abyssion1337]

a million dollars in pennies falls on you.

[Useful]

$1000 in gold hits you at terminal velocity.

[Mawelli]

Found and killed stupid white guy I hung out with last night. Which was you.

im white? :O

[daikaisho vanguard]

im white? :O

Judging from your avatar, I'd say yes.

You eat so many fried green tomatoes, that you explode.

[Useful]

Found and killed stupid white guy I hung out with last night. Which was you.

im white? :O

Well, you're Swedish (or Finnish, I forget), so I'd assume that you were white.

Vanguard, read my PM. (I embedded the Ring video in it, he dies in seven days).

[Mawelli]

yes im white ^^ and im Finnish..dont forget! :D we dont like to be called swedes...cant believe how some people think fins and swedes are alike in language and in culture and in..well many things...

killed by a black guy for mistakingly calling him white

[daikaisho vanguard]

Killed by green tomatoes, for calling them red.

[Useful]

Actually, I think I'm more likely to get killed by a black guy if I called him black... though not exactly that word...

Anyway, Bill Cosby is white. (sorry, American culture thing)

And I know the difference between Swedes and Finns very well, my grandmother was Swedish.

Killed by a thing, because it's a... thing.

[Mawelli]

And I know the difference between Swedes and Finns very well

Well that is good ^^

[S.ifr]

Killed for not killing teh person above you.

[abyssion1337]

killed for engaging in a pointless swede/finn conversation

[S.ifr]

Woke up in teh Fiess Room.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the rancor.

[Useful]

killed for engaging in a pointless swede/finn conversation

Aww, come on. I was killing people at the same time! Not that I really care... wow, I just realized what twisted morals this thread has.

Eaten by said twisted morals, who spit out your stripped bones in a random direction...

[S.ifr]

You were hit by one of the bones.. through the chest.

[Useful]

"you've got boobs/ on the back of your head" Triple F's. Eiken style. At terminal velocity.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a polar bear.

[Useful]

run over by a polar bear riding a coke bottle

[S.ifr]

choked to death by a man with no arms

[Useful]

Eaten by a man with no mouth

[S.ifr]

trampled to death by a woman with no legs

[Useful]

Boob'd to death by a woman with an A cup.

[abyssion1337]

killed from 200 yards away... BY MIND BULLETS

[Useful]

Killed by a yak, who was dead due to mind bullets, but was still flying at you very quickly. At terminal velocity, in fact.

[S.ifr]

terminal velocity through the chest

[abyssion1337]

raptor through the chest.

[S.ifr]

You attempted at dancing, tripped and snapped your neck.

[Useful]

Ouch... a little more than two left feet...

OMG SHOES! LOTS OF THEM! FALLING FROM THE SKY! ON YOUR HEAD!

[S.ifr]

You stepped outside..
.... teh shoes fell at terminal velocity.

[abyssion1337]

killed by evil santa.

[S.ifr]

Eaten by his elves

[Useful]

Abys turned into a zombie elf and ate your cookies. I mean you balls. I mean you brain. All of the above. You die from confusion and blood loss.

[S.ifr]

Pointy elf hat through teh chest

[Jazean]

put on a braclet that turned you into a Chibi-wright...

(ow.... my head, chibi undead tomb-guardian, hurray for new members)

[S.ifr]

you imploded

[Jazean]

death by suffocation on my implosion fumes

they smell like death, lemons, and happy...

[S.ifr]

I sprayed chloroform on your face

[Jazean]

wait that doesn't cause death...

oh...

you sicko...

death by a trillion cuts with a rusty staple

[S.ifr]

ha ;D

death by an epitaph

[daikaisho vanguard]

Green tomato stabs you with a cucumber.

[Mawelli]

you were fried because they thought that you were a green tomato

[daikaisho vanguard]

killed for not seeing that I am in fact a green tomato. (so now I'm a fried green tomato)

[Mawelli]

the green tomato curse is put on you

[S.ifr]

Rains green tomatoes. You stepped outside.

[abyssion1337]

crushed by metal gear.

[smeegs]

crushed by metal gear solid

[Mawelli]

het in the head with a banjo

[Useful]

hit in the head with a telecaster.

[abyssion1337]

tasered to death.

[daikaisho vanguard]

the banjo was full of green tomatoes, so it exploded and you were burned to death

[Useful]

the green tomatoes turn cannibal and eat you.

[KazuoMM]

The green tomatoes throw you into a car and set you on fire,
as you are burning to death the car is then crushed at a junkyard

[daikaisho vanguard]

Random junkyard full of green tomatoes through your chest.

[S.ifr]

Random arrow through your chest


kickin' it old skool dawg.
werd.

[smeegs]

random Issitheus through your chest

[Jazean]

he was a great mighty poo, he threw his **** at you, death by suffocation.

[S.ifr]

You ate some.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the great mighty poo.

[Mawelli]

a great mighty poo fell on you...the hard ones which you have to squeeze so that it comes out..

[S.ifr]

It's smell reached you and suffocated.

[thedarkmessenger]

The great mighty poo decided he didn't like you, so he sent an assassin.

[abyssion1337]

I was the assassin, you were near the explosion(car bomb).

[S.ifr]

Well you pretty much killed yourself there.

[Collyer-san]

Shot by a Vampire Cat-Boy, holding a Parasol.

[S.ifr]

You were teh vampire cat-boy.. who was tied to a tree when teh sun came up.

[abyssion1337]

trapped in quicksand

[S.ifr]

quicksand through the chest

[abyssion1337]

force choked.

[S.ifr]

they set your eyes on fire.

[abyssion1337]

giant pants fall on you.

[S.ifr]

You stepped outside on a good sunny day...
... the giant belt was too fast...

[thedarkmessenger]

a giant hat trapped you inside a cage-like setting. Died from lack of air to breathe after several hours.

[S.ifr]

You were driving when suddenly you feel asleep causing you to drive off a cliff into
a train causing yet another explosion killing you and teh next 2 people.

[thedarkmessenger]

does that include this o- *boom*

[S.ifr]

why yes, yes it does..



*goes up in flames*

[thedarkmessenger]

you went up in flames, then was doused by a fire engine. Unfortunately the chemicals used to kill the flames don't go well with your skin...

[S.ifr]

beaten to death with an extinguisher

[thedarkmessenger]

beaten to death by a broken flame thrower, until it suddenly started working again.

[S.ifr]

You were beating me, and it exploded.

[thedarkmessenger]

the resulting explosion finished killing you, as well as the next 3 people below me.

[S.ifr]

OH YEAH ? WELL YO-

*boom*

[thedarkmessenger]

hahahaha- wait... WHAT THE FU-?! *boom*
*maniacal laughter*

[S.ifr]

*explodes*

Edit: hoe **** 1000 O:

[thedarkmessenger]

the explosion didn't kill you, the random flamethrower through the chest did. xD

[S.ifr]

You were behind me.

[thedarkmessenger]

you were so sad that your 1000th post was nothing more than you exploding, you exploded yourself again.

[S.ifr]

I was hugging you while it happened.

[thedarkmessenger]

WHAT THE FU-?! *boom*

It was a group hug, you blew up with me and the next 5 people.

[Issitheus]

ah, but I am blast-proof.

or am-BOOM

[thedarkmessenger]

you were made blast-able by a random tank through the chest just before S.ifr blew us up.

wait...this is still numbe- *boom*

[S.ifr]

Hey guys -

*kablam*

[thedarkmessenger]

he- *insert super special awesome explosion and equally super special awesome explosion noise here*

[S.ifr]

Is it ove-

*englufed in flames*

[Jazean]

its never over!

*flamethrower erupts into massive explosion*

[S.ifr]

it explodes.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your moustache explodes.

[S.ifr]

rofl.

we were on the bus talking when it happened.

[daikaisho vanguard]

My green tomatoes exploded. You were within 120 yards radius.

[S.ifr]

umm are you dead ?
if not, then I stab you with my pointy hat.

[Mawelli]

overdose of Coke

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are attacked by a man with a pointy stick, but you have only learned to defend yourself against attackers armed with fruit.

[abyssion1337]

killed yourself when you couldn't find those droids you were looking for.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Guess you've learned one way you should NOT use an umbrella.
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/MontyPython34.jpg

[S.ifr]

oooh that's teh wrong way ?

*stabs with an umbrella*

[abyssion1337]

fed your gremlins after midnight.

[Mawelli]

lions...in your room...when you sleep...

[Useful]

What's this about S.ifr having a mustache? Anyway, S.ifr's mustache eats you.

[abyssion1337]

attacked by a lamp monster.

[Useful]

choked on a pretzel

[daikaisho vanguard]

Eaten by a beautiful princess from a mythical country.

[abyssion1337]

you were next to me and she was still hungry.

[Useful]

Well, she actually ate ME, so Abys, you have yet to be eaten by the cannibal princess.

Until now.

[daikaisho vanguard]

I never said she was a human and I think cannibalism means eating members of your own species.

You realize that she was a beautiful hobgoblin princess (beautiful for a hobgoblin, that is) and commits suicide to get away from your dirty fantasies about her.

[abyssion1337]

the suicide method was to also get eaten you were handcuffed to him.

[Useful]

fufufufufu... I like handcuffs...

Your brain pops from unholy image overload

[Mawelli]

eaten alive by camels

[Useful]

You ate a camel. And popped. Understandably.

[thedarkmessenger]

all this talk about being eaten made Mr. chicken-dragon hungry...

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a horde of hungry orcs

[Jazean]

devoured by a newly stuffed animal, ha you get to be stuffing

[S.ifr]

you somehow swallowed glass.




What's this about S.ifr having a mustache? Anyway, S.ifr's mustache eats you.

cos teh avatar I had before this one had a mustache

[Mawelli]

devoured by your computer

[abyssion1337]

eaten by giga bowser.

[Mawelli]

flattened by bowser

[asukafan8]

Killed by ayane/kasumi/hayate(DOA) for not being magun tashin(type of ninja)

[daikaisho vanguard]

flattened by a wooden box containing 138,223 Commodore 64's.

[Mawelli]

odd job sliced you wit his megaultrasupercool hat ^^

[abyssion1337]

you blew out you ears while listening to Nirvana, you brain then leaked out.

[Useful]

You blew out your brains while trying to be the lead singer for Nirvana.

[S.ifr]

You were beaten to death by Nirvana.

[Useful]

Nirvana sent you to Nirvana.


or hell, whichever comes first.

[S.ifr]

Nirvana through the chest.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Run down by the wheel of reincarnation

[S.ifr]

you were in the wheel and it exploded

[daikaisho vanguard]

Holy crap!
The wheel of reincarnation explodes?
That is REALLY the end of the world. You are no more.

[S.ifr]

likewise ?
.__.

[daikaisho vanguard]

The first thing happening after the world are reinstated, is that you are crushed under the weight of the bad karma from having brought the world to an end.

[S.ifr]

fell in teh tub and broke a hip

[abyssion1337]

karma through the chest, in the form of an arrow

[Useful]

Darma in the form of a trash cleaner for the rest of your (short) natural life.

[S.ifr]

run over by a moped

[Useful]

Mopped. By a janitor

[thedarkmessenger]

janitor through the chest. How that happened we may never know...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Brandenburger Tor blasts your head off with a box of cornflakes.

[Useful]

Tony the tiger decapitates you with a frosted flake!

[Ellen Feiss]

u were bashed over the head with a wii by tony the tiger

[thedarkmessenger]

you were bashed over the head with a Tony the Tiger by me .__.

[Issitheus]

i bashed you over the head with you while you were holding tony the tiger... and no i wont share with you the secret of defying reality.

[Ellen Feiss]

bashed ur head in with a random object

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a tree.

[S.ifr]

Eaten by a mailbox

[thedarkmessenger]

given the death sentence for disobeying the law of gravity.

[S.ifr]

Sentenced to the Feiss Room for pointing it out.

[thedarkmessenger]

disobeyed every law of physics possible. The outcome was not as you expected...

[S.ifr]

Choked on a nacho.

[thedarkmessenger]

Amazingly, you didn't die from breaking the laws of psychics, you were killed by a random celestian just before you had the chance.

[S.ifr]

The celestian was you.. and you exploded.

[thedarkmessenger]

suicide bombing FTW!!!! *blows up self, Sifr, and next 10 people to post* I don't take my explosives lightly, anymore :p

[S.ifr]

Hu-
*blows up some more cos there was explosives in his pocket cos he was gonna do teh same thing*

[thedarkmessenger]

WHAT THE FU-?! *boom*

I LOVE that joke and plan to overuse it to death >8D

[S.ifr]

*walks in*


Hey guys-

*explodes... into confetti!*

[thedarkmessenger]

hahahahah- *boom*

[S.ifr]

why 10 pe-

* .__. *

[thedarkmessenger]

I used a bigger explosive this ti- *o__0 :0*

[Issitheus]

i'm blast-proof! hahaha!

[S.ifr]

*grabs Iss' head*

LET'S G-

*explodes some more*

[thedarkmessenger]

*throws tank through Issitheus's chest to make him/her blastable, then blows up*

[S.ifr]

I think I'm teh 10th person to po-

*final big bang explosion*

[thedarkmessenger]

*pants* I blew up at least 3 times...how am I still alive?

[Issitheus]

killed for blowing up 3 times and still being alive.

[S.ifr]

We defy death on a daily basis.

*Violently stabs Issitheus*

[Issitheus]

i violently stab you in return for surpassing me in post count.

[thedarkmessenger]

I shot you because I didn't have a knife :p

[Issitheus]

i shoot you WITH a knife

[S.ifr]

I shoot both of you.

[thedarkmessenger]

I knifed you with a gun, by some act of god(dess)

[S.ifr]

Hit by a bus.

[Issitheus]

i shoot you too... with a knife that doubles as a gun... but the knife is the bullet from the first gun... just needed to explain that.

[thedarkmessenger]

died from explaining that >8D

[S.ifr]

*catches it and throws it back*

[Issitheus]

own dead body through the chest

[S.ifr]

You tried eating yourself.

[Issitheus]

succeeded in eating self, unlike me.

[thedarkmessenger]

Amaterasu killed you for defying physical laws, muttering something about how only god(dess)s can do that...

[S.ifr]

I stabbed your goddess.

iunno how you die. suicide.. unno.

[Issitheus]

killed for saying the u word

[S.ifr]

drive by.

[Issitheus]

run over by a gang's car after a drive-by

[S.ifr]

You couldn't live without me.

[thedarkmessenger]

I probably died being used as a human shield when you stabbed Ammy o.O

You died from my vengeful spirit!

[S.ifr]

my spirit killed yours.

[Issitheus]

killed by your venegeful spirit

[thedarkmessenger]

my vengeful spirit used explosives...explosives that automatically detonated when my spirit passed into the next world...or whatever.

[Issitheus]

spirit exploded

[S.ifr]

Random spirit through the chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

random vengeance through the chest

[S.ifr]

Ellen Fiess through the chest.

[Issitheus]

Ellen Feiss ROOM through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

Yami through the chest. don't make me explain...

[Issitheus]

own chest through the chest.

[S.ifr]

Chiyo through the chest.

[Issitheus]

NO!

I'll sic Tomo on you. and i did.

[thedarkmessenger]

Nine-tailed demon fox through the chest, which resulted in you becoming possessed until she deposes of you.

[S.ifr]

You were killed too.

[Issitheus]

killed for making me type so damn much

[thedarkmessenger]

died from typing so damn much

[S.ifr]

you're fingers exploded for typing too much.
Died of blood loss.

[Issitheus]

screw you. to death. but not by me. that would be wrong.

[S.ifr]

wouldn't it ?
You did so anyway and died of AIDs

[thedarkmessenger]

you died from AIDS too.

[Issitheus]

have too much phone sex and get hearing AIDS

[thedarkmessenger]

died from having to think of that xD

[S.ifr]

rofl.
I passed them to you.

[thedarkmessenger]

I passed them back DX

[Issitheus]

died from trying to pass hearing AIDS

[S.ifr]

Swallowed your phone.

[thedarkmessenger]

swallowed your CELL phone

[Issitheus]

swallowed by me

[S.ifr]

While I was being swallowed..
.. dark msgnr through the chest and we all went boom.

[Issitheus]

got bubonic plague and died

[S.ifr]

Tripped by house pet and died.

[Issitheus]

died ewhen i tripped ove you

[thedarkmessenger]

you stepped on Ammy's tail while disguised as a demon. 'nuff said.

[S.ifr]

I stepped on you.. a little too much.

[Issitheus]

srsly, whos ammy?

[S.ifr]

werent you paying attention ?

[Issitheus]

none whatsoever!

[thedarkmessenger]

killed by Amaterasu for not paying attention in her presence!

[S.ifr]

SHES NOT REAL!

sentenced to an asylum

[Issitheus]

killed for paying attention!

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because I said so :p

[S.ifr]

killed just because

[Issitheus]

killed not just because

[S.ifr]

killed for every reason

[thedarkmessenger]

killed for no reason

[Issitheus]

killed for all but one reason.

[S.ifr]

Shot through the heart for giving love a bad name.

[Issitheus]

killed for making an anime remix reference on the hell forums

[S.ifr]

Killed for noticing

[Issitheus]

killed for noticing that i noticed

[S.ifr]

killed for being killed

[thedarkmessenger]

I killed you by taking my references to far...