[Mawelli]

speargun through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

ate a Blue Watermelon

[Mawelli]

eaten by a blue watermelon

[Pink_Nipple]

blue watermelon through the chest!!!

i think it's the time for it o.O

[Mawelli]

blue watermelon fell on your head

[Pink_Nipple]

Blue Watermelon was an evil god. You were the sacrifice.

[Ionzorg]

Blue Watermelon was not pleased by this sacrifice. You were also sacrificed.

[Pink_Nipple]

Blue Watermelon was operating Useful's crane. It falls on you.

[Mawelli]

crane through the chest (you knew it was coming)

[Marco_1989]

Your chest imploded

[Mawelli]

the implosion knocked you off a cliff

[S.ifr]

You were strolling along when Marco fell at you at terminal velocity.

[Pink_Nipple]

Marco ate you

[Filleffs]

hungry Marco through your chest

[Ionzorg]

The monster mash occurred in your vicinity, and they weren't the friendly dancing sort of monsters...

By the way, is there a picture uploading website that won't massacre my picture's quality? I've remastered the killing motivational poster and I won't settle for less. >:(

[Filleffs]

I know a few good sites (swedish though muahah--)...but doesn't imageshack work?

...through your ch?st

[Pink_Nipple]

and photobucket? or tinypic?

Marco has beaten all your highcsores and you commited suicide

[Ionzorg]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6862/killingshoopfd3.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=killingshoopfd3.jpg)

Success!

Thumbnail through the chest. (Lol, works on two levels. :D)

[Filleffs]

I LOL'd :D

retarded laughter through your chest

[Mawelli]

LOL through your chest

[Luppi-tan]

"Rip his bleeding heart out when you have the chance!!!"

[Filleffs]

Ionzorg through the chest

(thinks Zorg should make a flash with all of us getting things through our chests)

[Luppi-tan]

Give them stikitodamonschlerosis

[abyssion1337]

epic liver fail

[Marco_1989]

You wanted Otaku God so bad.. you tried to kill Zarx for not making it. But he was stronger than you ....

[abyssion1337]

eaten by domo

[rawr_rawr]

eaten by hungry kittens

[abyssion1337]

Force choked

[S.ifr]

GURO'D

[Mawelli]

hungry kittens through your chest

[Marco_1989]

LOLI'D

[Mawelli]

kitchen throught the chest

[Marco_1989]

Katana's through the head

[Luppi-tan]

Spork in the Carotid Artery

[Marco_1989]

*____* trough the chest

[Luppi-tan]

bleed to death after being castrated

[rawr_rawr]

freeze to death after getting lost in alaska

[abyssion1337]

you were with him and was only a little luckier, you were eaten by the polar bear

[rawr_rawr]

Mahes god of summer heat decised to make it extremely hot in your area and you eventually die becuase of heat stroke

[abyssion1337]

you froze in the middle of summer

[rawr_rawr]

you were killed by an overly territorial dog who decided you were getting to close

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by a pyro using the flair gun, backburner and axestinguisher

[rawr_rawr]

you just spontaniously explode while playing metal gear solid 4

[Luppi-tan]

WAR!!

[Marco_1989]

Your lack of words made you feel very stupid, thus creating an enormous amount of energy in your body. You lost complete control and exploded..... :o

I don't know where that came from .. seriously ^^"

[Luppi-tan]

Anthrax bomb...

[Pink_Nipple]

The World Terrorism got you in the toilet.

[Luppi-tan]

They came and took you away, haha to the funny farm and beat you to death.

[Marco_1989]

A lion ate you while you was sleeping

[Filleffs]

And then ate you while you were awake

[abyssion1337]

You died out of grief, you wanted to be a mad scientist but you only had the skill of a mad grad student

[Adjacent Badger]

trampled by 3.872 orcs

[abyssion1337]

Rick Roll'd

[The Ever Strange Look]

Run over by 10 square wheeled cars.

[Luppi-tan]

Brain eaten by an Illithid (Mind Flayer)

[abyssion1337]

you crashed your giant robot into the gunpowder shrapnel and ball bearing factory

[Luppi-tan]

Ate bad ham

[rawr_rawr]

circus animals escape and decide to take their rage about being used to entertain people against their will out on you

[Filleffs]

your toothpaste is a kind which explodes when it comes into contact with saliva

[S.ifr]

While looking out the window on a bright sunday morning watching your neighbor explode, you stepped outside to get your paper. The giant cat was too fast.

[Filleffs]

lol

you were looking at the sun, and your glasses made the sunrays focus on a small spot in your head and your head caught fire

(our imagination seems to be coming back due to the decreasing amount of posts in this forum)

[Luppi-tan]

Nuclear Holocaust

[rawr_rawr]

samurai kittens decide to initiate their plan to kill every human, starting with you

[abyssion1337]

you played animal crossing so much you forgot to eat

[Pink_Nipple]

You tried to fix my HDD. Starved to death.

[abyssion1337]

I fixed it and you died of amazement

[Pink_Nipple]

I killed you cuz no one dares to do such a thing

[Luppi-tan]

Oh, I dare!

[Luppi-tan]

Oh, I dare!

Spork to the jugular

[Pink_Nipple]

Urban Dictionary through the chest

[Marco_1989]

Every single One Piece episode out there fell on your head...

*One Piece is great, in my opinion. :).. only at ep 56 now though :P*

[Pink_Nipple]

Every single of X through the chest

I think you're on it since last month =D

[abyssion1337]

my roommate's bucket hat though your chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haruhi made you eat her out but as a joke she hid acid in her vagina.

[Marco_1989]

I think you're on it since last month =D

I think you are talking about that I'm just at ep 56 from One Piece. If so, then you're right. I stopped for a while, watching other anime... I will continue soon. I have to catch up ^^
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She made you drink the acid

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i kill you with a wrench becuz you pretty much copied what i said

[Marco_1989]

^ lol who cares :P

I smashed your head with a hammer

[Filleffs]

you were too careless while out picking tulips for your mother, a wind power station fell on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

BAM!
boot to the head

[Filleffs]

NO NYUU, don't jump into the lion cage, nyuu don't! Nyu- ....aw, too late

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I pulled you in with me and we died together

[Filleffs]

you mean my twin brother? I'm over here =P
>=3'd

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lions escaped. eat you.

[Filleffs]

Your class was chosen to be in The Program
The weapon you got was a wooden spoon

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You jumped out of a humvee and landed on a roadside bomb

[Pink_Nipple]

You was looking for some kind of person here to ask for help. Starved to death.

[Filleffs]

Molotov ****tail is NOT a drink, you learned the hard way.

[Luppi-tan]

You jumped out of a humvee and landed on a roadside bomb

You killed them with your sexy sig banner's sexy sexiness (Is that Makie Sasaki from Negima? You ****phile!!)

[Filleffs]

your obsession over nyuu's sigs stops you from eating and sleeping until you die

[Luppi-tan]

I wouldn't call it an obsession. I just don't see the point of changing one's sig banner every week or so. It seems rather... a waste of time.

Bit your tongue and choked on the blood.

[S.ifr]

Your useless thoughts came to life and did nothing, because they're useless.


... random arrow through the chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I dont change every week.
kill u.....

[S.ifr]

*kills back*

[Pink_Nipple]

*kills you 3 times in a row*

[S.ifr]

the King gets you when you're sleeping

[abyssion1337]

king through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

"kill the king" Q3 mod through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Iss through the chest, it also kills him

[S.ifr]

explosion through the chest

[abyssion1337]

gundam though the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

1kk cancer cells through the chest

[abyssion1337]

ICBM though the chest

[S.ifr]

olympics through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you were at the olympics when they were hit by an ICBM

[S.ifr]

People hurt by the ICBM through the chest

[abyssion1337]

people killed by it though the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

people killed through the chest through the chest

[abyssion1337]

your chest through itself

[Filleffs]

Nothing through your chest

[abyssion1337]

bad horse made you his mare

[Filleffs]

one of my unicorns spit in your mouth

[Pink_Nipple]

my elefants baked a cake with you inside

[abyssion1337]

spycrab latches on to your head and makes you a spycrab zombie

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Canadas Worst Driver drives with you.

[abyssion1337]

I was statistically safer than you since I was in the car

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

The Oceanic Jazz Orchestra gang bangs you.

[abyssion1337]

you were with them and they randomly blew up

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

The awesomeness of boobs killed you.

[abyssion1337]

Oceanic Jazz Orchestra through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

tits through the chest.

[Luppi-tan]

Especially if they're your characters' tits.

Spork through the kidney

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with my spork

[Pink_Nipple]

Spork'd in a spork shop

[abyssion1337]

spork though the brain

[Filleffs]

somehow your fan started blowing anthrax right into your face

[abyssion1337]

I throw you off of the VCC

[Pink_Nipple]

I throw you off of the WTC

[abyssion1337]

I through you off the bridge

[Pink_Nipple]

I killed you during the clash on the big bridge

[abyssion1337]

I blew up the bridge

[Pink_Nipple]

I blew up your house

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I fired my gun in your mouth and made a pretty splash of dazzling red on the wall behind which I then licked.

[abyssion1337]

I blew up your house

HA! I don't live at my house anymore

a house lands on your mom and kills her, you die trying to get revenge

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

jelly fish swims up your rectum.

[abyssion1337]

Rick rolled

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dick rolled

[abyssion1337]

drank poison

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

poison through the heart

[abyssion1337]

shuriken to the face

[Filleffs]

one of your posters fell down from the wall and caused a nasty papercut on your throat

[Mawelli]

killed by an Evil Angel

[Luppi-tan]

Castrated by a spork

[Mawelli]

spork through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

headcrab'd

[abyssion1337]

killed when sachiel attacked

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

beat you to death with a satchel

[abyssion1337]

satchel through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Special A up the Ass

[Filleffs]

every detective conan episode down the throat

[Mawelli]

throat through the chest

[abyssion1337]

a throat gets lodged in your throat

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Kanji through the face

[Filleffs]

Sanskrit through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Emoticon through the face.

[Filleffs]

emoticon expanding rapidly inside your stomach

[Pink_Nipple]

Emothoughts exploded your brain

[abyssion1337]

Emothoughts slit your wrists

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

emothoughts you screwed a boy with AIDS

[Filleffs]

you too

[Pontaloy]

Getting a stare from Chuck Norris

[Pink_Nipple]

Remo snare fell on your head

[abyssion1337]

persecuted and hanged for being a gay robot

[Pontaloy]

Eaten by killer chipmunks fed with meat (hannibal reference)

[abyssion1337]

you got shot by pacman

[Pink_Nipple]

you've been eaten by a red ghost

[abyssion1337]

korm rips you soul out

[Pink_Nipple]

ko?n brought emo thoughts to your head. Your brain exploded as well.

[Filleffs]

ko?m through the chest

[acutekat]

wow just wow guys thru the chest is still around



you play jump rope with your intenstines

[abyssion1337]

you simply die for being acutekat

[Mawelli]

kat through the chest

[abyssion1337]

domo-kun eats you

[Mawelli]

heh hard to not post something that has been posted...i remember posting both of these options,

domo-kun through the chest

[abyssion1337]

cat through the chest

[acutekat]

feline through the face

ownage

[Pontaloy]

Falling into dumpster full of broken glass (ouch)

[Pink_Nipple]

broken glass through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you eat glass, I saw a movie where they graphically showed someone doing that, it was a bit disturbing

[Filleffs]

(ouch, which movie? )

dumpster full of broken glass through the chest

[SV3N]

Yomiko cuts your body in half with a large sheet of paper.

[Adjacent Badger]

Dumped in a chest full of broken glass and rolled down a hill.

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with my glass sword

[Adjacent Badger]

I kill you with all sorts of glass

[abyssion1337]

someone threw a bottle at your head

[Adjacent Badger]

The bottle was the one containing your spirit.

[abyssion1337]

a safe falls on you

[Adjacent Badger]

But I was safe, because a time/space lapse made it fall on you.

[abyssion1337]

but it caused you to get trapped inside and suffocate

[Pontaloy]

because i was in there to, and farted

[Adjacent Badger]

you were killed by metal shards, when our rotting carcasses made such a pressure inside, that the safe exploded.

[abyssion1337]

you ate poison

[rawr_rawr]

battery acid is poured on you while you sleep

[Ionzorg]

MANIAC IN A SPEEDO!

[rawr_rawr]

Vietnam vets go all flashback on you

[abyssion1337]

same but with Korea

[rawr_rawr]

you go to an acupuncturist and they use poison tipped needles

[SV3N]

Your DNA is infused with Bologna and you are eaten by wild animals

[abyssion1337]

a tree falls on you

[SV3N]

You listen to too much emo music and kill yourself

[abyssion1337]

you eat emo tictacs

[SV3N]

you get shanked by an inmate.

[Jazean]

Abducted by Grox and used as a test subject to see the bio-weaponry applications of exoduur musk.

< (is still not sure what a grox is or how freaky deer / ostrich creature can have bio-weaponry potential)

< (has Spore)

[SV3N]

You are killed by Ronald McJoker

[Jazean]

I TOLD YOU!

stabbed in the eye by a super-stale french fry by Ronald McJoker like in the movie with the pencil except with the french fry.

[SV3N]

Very clever very clever! XD Wasn&#39;t expecting that.

You get killed by a rocket launcher, fired from none other than, McJoker.

[Jazean]

choked on a giblet, that&#39;s right, a giblet, a chuck of flesh caused by rocket explosions.

[Pink_Nipple]

You inherited a nuclear rocket.

[Luppi-tan]

Inherit a bioweapons lab.

[SV3N]

Inherit a small white envelope filled with Anthrax

[Pontaloy]

Inherit my "far jar" ?_?

[Pink_Nipple]

Inherit my AIDS

[Filleffs]

A....I don&#39;t think I need to do anything

[SV3N]

The kool-Aid guy jumps through your wall, (landing on you by accident) then yells "OH ye....S*%T!" Then runs away.

[Pontaloy]

The kool-Aid guy jumps through your wall, (landing on you by accident) then yells "OH ye....S*%T!" Then runs away.

HAHAAH xD awesome!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i **** in your face. instant and painless.

[Filleffs]

i face in your ****....no wait...uh

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lol!
I slammed you upside the ribcage with facebook which ruptures your heart.

[Issitheus]

hey anyone remember when someone tried to kill everyone who posted after him for like 3 pages or something? how did we stop that?

[Issitheus]

oh yeah, nyuu&#39;s brain explodes.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I threw a touch-screen 160 GB Aquos 605 Wi-Fi at your head.

[SV3N]

You try to divide by zero and die.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh218/snoogan1/dividedbyzero.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Got alchohol poisioning on Cream Ale.

[SV3N]

falls in a pit of acid in the apurture science center

[abyssion1337]

blue shell up the ass

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

purple shell through the chest...
yah....thats right....

[Pink_Nipple]

turtle shell through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Chest through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

you fell off the world tree

[Pontaloy]

You teeth suddenly grow big as hell, piercing your lungs!

[Ionzorg]

Doom Disk is thrown very very lightly from over 20 metres away, picks up speed, spins out of control and chops your head off. (Doom Disk = two paper plates taped together to create the general appearance of a UFO. Seriously, try it, it doesn&#39;t do what frisbees should do!)

[Pink_Nipple]

You lol&#39;d too hard. TOO HARD.

[abyssion1337]

you get smited by God

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I coughed mucus down your throat and you choked to death.

[abyssion1337]

you were killed

[SV3N]

spiked blue shell to the face!

[Pontaloy]

You tell Yagami Light your name xD

[abyssion1337]

you were smashed by Excalibolg

[SV3N]

Your dreams are invaded by a DC mini. And you run out a window on the 5th floor.

[abyssion1337]

you died while trying to guess my screenshot

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

That was such an obvious attempt at getting me to go look at your screen shot but it actually worked and for that you die.

[Pontaloy]

Me playing chess with death (i suck at chess)

[Pink_Nipple]

You played pro tennis with death and won. No. That didn&#39;t help you.

[Jazean]

death decided to actually do his job insteadof amuse you with sports.

[SV3N]

You try to crush a soda can on your forhead, but the can was full and you crush your skull instead.

[Pink_Nipple]

Death ripped you head off just for calling her "he"

[Jazean]

fingers removed by a sudden burst of rocket-powered paper clips from the science class you just walked by...

ends self cause now your nothing but a stub.

[Pink_Nipple]

The Small Axe meets you.

[Pontaloy]

You tell Michael Jackson he&#39;s black :o

[Pink_Nipple]

You tell Arnold Schwartzneger he&#39;s Michael Jackson :o

[SV3N]

You are in the Next Saw movie...

[abyssion1337]

you watch the suicide block at genericon

[Jazean]

premonitions of /0 run through your head

[SV3N]

GIR becomes the house again and annoys you to death

[Jazean]

you shrink down to the point where physics dictate that your body wouldn&#39;t be able to function in a rational world.

[SV3N]

You grow so tall that you can no longer breath the air on earth since you are in outer space.

[abyssion1337]

a headcrab attaches itself to you

[Jazean]

you put a rat under a pot on your stomach and put a lit candle to the pot.

[abyssion1337]

you thought you could defeat Sparta

[SV3N]

Bender takes a hold of you and turns you into a human pretzel. No literally he bakes you and puts salt on you. Afterwards, he eats you.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re killed for trying to move to texas and being gay and retarded

[SV3N]

you go to google maps, look up how to get to france. One of the directions is to swim accross the atlantic ocean. You follow the directions exactly. You drown a mile in.

[abyssion1337]

that makes no sense, you die for being so retarded

[SV3N]

sorry, if you look up on google maps, one of the directions was "Swim accross the atlantic ocean" Idk if it still says that anymore. Sorry, thought it was kinda funny ^_^;;

Anyway, a whale falls from the sky, smashing you.

[abyssion1337]

sorry, if you look up on google maps, one of the directions was "Swim accross the atlantic ocean" Idk if it still says that anymore. Sorry, thought it was kinda funny ^_^;;

Anyway, a whale falls from the sky, smashing you.

umm ok and I am a fan of the reference

whale through the chest

[SV3N]

ring blade cuts your throat

[abyssion1337]

Cthulu kills you

[SV3N]

snake sword to the face

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Hello Kitty forces you to do her and you die.

[abyssion1337]

you couldn&#39;t stop reading hello Cthulu and starve(it&#39;s quite funny)

[Pontaloy]

You go around in Harlem with a sign that says "I hate ******s". Hmm.. i have a feeling i&#39;m getting that from somewhere O_o

[Jazean]

you travel back in time and appear in the schoolyard in Salem, Massachusetts while class is in session. the puritans burn you for being a witch.

[rawr_rawr]

a lion escapes from the zoo you happen to pass by it and its hungry needless to say, it eats you

[abyssion1337]

you went to the library and forgot to watch your shadow

[Luppi-tan]

Divine strike

[abyssion1337]

giga bowser eats you

[Pink_Nipple]

DE-LEE-TED

[abyssion1337]

King Dedede&#39;d

[Mawelli]

King Dedede through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

One word. Luppi-tan

[SV3N]

Kirby eats you

[Pink_Nipple]

Kirby drains your special abilities. One of them is the ability to live.

[abyssion1337]

a beholder eats you

[Pink_Nipple]

bender eats you

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by an OMG partical

[Pink_Nipple]

BLOWTORCH&#39;D

[abyssion1337]

Hit by another OMG particle

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

crushed bewtween to fat lezbos

[abyssion1337]

died from shame

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I loaded your tea with mercury

[abyssion1337]

I loaded you&#39;re tea with your blood; that took a while: Why do you have so many barrels of tea

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Becuz I love it alot.
I loaded yours with cocaine

[abyssion1337]

you had a sad but you drownded it, then died of alcohol poisoning

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You eated rat poison

[Mawelli]

Page 400 through the chest!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

400 daggers to your scrotum.

[Filleffs]

400 different objects through the chest

[abyssion1337]

I use my post count to crush you

[acutekat]

i smack you with the lock on my now infamous thread

[Filleffs]

i slash you over the throat with the saw i used to reopen it with

[acutekat]

i machete your spleen