[abyssion1337]

killed in the duel of destiny

[Odessa]

You take a visit to Vicky' house and she busts out the whips, gag balls, and choker collars. The autopsy still isn't sure which kileld you yet...

[Luppi-tan]

Eaten by Cthulu

[Adjacent Badger]

Tried to pet Caerbannoq

[Divine Dragoon]

you take a cyanide pill thinking it was aspirin :D :D

[abyssion1337]

you were forced to watch perfect blue over and over and over and so on, you probably died after the 2nd viewing

[Odessa]

The internet crashes. on top of you.

[abyssion1337]

the internet consumes you

[Divine Dragoon]

ET has his way with you In that pit you keep falling into

[Odessa]

ET goes home, and takes you with him. You fall off the bike and break your head, but the scene is only in the "deleted scenes" section for obvious reasons.

[Divine Dragoon]

you get shot by one of those walkie talkies that were edited in for obvious reasons

[jrazur]

shoved down a mile long slide that is made of razor blades so you slowly cut yourself to pieces and their is nothing you can do about it...

[abyssion1337]

you try to wrestle a bear

[Odessa]

You make fun of the psoter "tickle monster' and find ot he really is a monster. who tickels you to death.

[abyssion1337]

you're the emperor of ice cream

[1337uvis]

and you melt.

[Odessa]

you're humpty dumpy, and took a big fall.

[Divine Dragoon]

you got killed by a crazy fan

[Odessa]

You overdoe on Mary Jane sneakers, and choke on "soul."

[Ionzorg]

Varg Vikernes escapes from prison and burns another church, during a service that you happen to be attending.

[Odessa]

you become a dentist, and your first patient is Godzilla.

[Ionzorg]

You become an optometrist, and your first patient has heat-vision.

[Odessa]

You get a new job as "that guy who give bad news to cliche villains." They shoot the messenger... and that be you.

[Divine Dragoon]

Jesus turns all the water in your body (80% mind you) to wine AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Odessa]

Jesus turns all the water in your body (80% mind you) to wine AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!


dude, can you imagien how drunk you'd be before you die? i can people lining up for this....



You are killed in a stmapede outside Jesus's "Body wine" shop.

[Divine Dragoon]

God smites you (what a loving person) :D

[abyssion1337]

you get haunted

[Ken-Chan]

you grabbed the wrong end of a chainsaw

[Divine Dragoon]

you grabbed the wrong end of a chainsaw


That's pretty hard to do to let you know


you get a kickback from a knot hole wile using a chainsaw HAHAHAHA Let you know that kills poor Lee I knew him well

[abyssion1337]

I set you up the bomb

[Ken-Chan]

you ate a grenade

[Odessa]

Your famous chainsaw and hand grenade juggling skills come to a tragic end.

[Tazuto]

Your famous chainsaw and hand grenade juggling skills come to a tragic end.



ohhhhh burn
you were in the audience when one of the chainsaws bounced off the stage

[Odessa]

you try to complete the most detailed autograph book in history, but fail on the "famous dictators" section.

[Divine Dragoon]

You run into a Synagogue and yell Heil Hitler!

[Odessa]

You are attacked by everythign in the anime universe, and ed up becoming the red shirt who dies in three secodns to make the plot dramtic for the real hero.

[Divine Dragoon]

your the first girl in a tentacle goro movie

[Ken-Chan]

you where a fine citizen of the anime world until Alucard got bored and killed everything

[Luppi-tan]

You're the girl who just drank three beers and then had sex in Halloween.

[Ken-Chan]

i'm a girl when the hell did that happen and who did it

your epidermis is showing

[Luppi-tan]

I know my epidermis is showing.
You turned into a girl when they were doing human genetic experimentation and turned boys into girls for the first time ever.
Killed by Elda Marker

[Ken-Chan]

do i stay a girl or do i turn into one on a full moon

eaten by cookie monster he was high and had the munchies turns out you taste like cookies

[Luppi-tan]

Neither. You turn into a girl in cold water and back into a boy in hot water... like Ranma.

[Ken-Chan]

that would be fun i can finally go into the girls locker room

but i would have to be careful of the showers and the rain

i wouldn't mind being a girl for a day

anyway your a muggle

[Odessa]

girls rule, boys drool, thats all there is to it. once you go on team estrogen, you'll never want to go back ;)


You are forcifully castrated by a large foreign man and a large sword. You bleed to death as onlookers laugh at you.

[Ken-Chan]

i couldn't stay a girl forever there's periods pregnancy and i like my penis so it wont be a permanent thing

you a pervert

[Odessa]

periods and pregnancy? psh, this is the world of tomorrow, dude. you don't need to worry bout those thigns no more ;)


and if you like penis's, you defiantly should consider being a girl... ;)


You like saying "penis."

[Ken-Chan]

no i like mine not penis in general and i say it cos it's a wierd word

but watever i get changed into i will find a way to use it to my advantage

HAHAHAHA (penis)

[Odessa]

you paly ith your penis so much you die of exhaustion.

and hey...if you go female, you get to play with breasts all day :)

[Ken-Chan]

that is a real tempting offer hahaha boobs

scratched your eyes out after watching grease

[Odessa]

how can you not like grease?!? grease is the word!!



you tic off grease ans and are drowned in grease.

[Ken-Chan]

hmmm ironic and it's not that it's a bad movie i have just seen it 50,000 times

you where eaten by pokemon

[Odessa]

hm, i'd liek that.... eaten out by pokemon...hm


er... i...um... not a furry!

You die for making me think bad thigns of bulbasuar!

hm, bulbasuar... use your vine whip....

[Ken-Chan]

dam it now i got bad thought of you and bulbasuar and what he is doing with those crazy vines
ha ha ha vine whip

AHHHHH YOU DIE NO(once finished with bulbasaur i'm not completely mean)

[Odessa]

hehe, thanks :)



Bulbasuars vien whips you next, only he's not as gentle....

[Ken-Chan]

thats good i dont like it gentle

you die from jealousy of me and bulby

[Divine Dragoon]

you get a virus from doing beast love and die (that happens)

[Ken-Chan]

you eat my dead body and you get the virus and die

[Kuwabara]

you view my profile without logging in....i shoot you with my minigun until there is nothing remaining but a spinal column and the corn flakes you had for breakfast....

[Divine Dragoon]

haha I have a force shield

I blast you with my caster gun MUHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHH!!!!

Nothing says **** you like being hit with a black hole

[Kuwabara]

you shot me at point blank range...and were sucked in

[Divine Dragoon]

Marleen saves me you are sucked in all by youe lonesome

[Ken-Chan]

i push you and marleen into the black hole then run

[Divine Dragoon]

twilight sousoka Kills you for taking her target (me) and nails your ass to her office door haha If looks could kill GREAT MOVIE!!!

[Ken-Chan]

i kick you in the face

[Divine Dragoon]

what are you a kangaroo??

I put you in a room full of mustered gas

[Ken-Chan]

it feels good

i bite your nose off

[Divine Dragoon]

kill me for your gods sake!!!

I sink aussie land into the sea

[Ken-Chan]

fine i'll move to CANADA
HAHAHAHAHA

[Divine Dragoon]

that means youll be a few hours from were i live hahah Blame Canada da dat da da!!!


canada gets what it deserves Canada has had it to good for too long HAHAHAH

[Ken-Chan]

Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!

[Divine Dragoon]

Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! yep!!!
and your kenny

[Ken-Chan]

i dont want to be kenny i'll die ooow wait but i end up in heaven with all the naked ladies yummy

ok i accept my death

u can be one of those American soldiers that blows up

[smeegs]

you were the terrorist that that blew himself up

[Ken-Chan]

you stood to close to me and blew up to

[Luppi-tan]

Two words. "SIT BOY!!"

[Odessa]

I tie you to the train tracks out of boredom.

[Ken-Chan]

i'm driving the train that ran over you

[Luppi-tan]

Blade stops the train with his bare hands and kills everyone in it because they're all Vampires.

[Ken-Chan]

you die from aids

[Luppi-tan]

An invasive Streptococus... Hehe ****.

[Ken-Chan]

alian invasion on your face

[Luppi-tan]

Peptobismal... er... you drank too much and died of poisoning?

[Ken-Chan]

bashed you head against the keyboard

[abyssion1337]

lemon rocket launcher of death

[Ken-Chan]

pipe bomb of death

[abyssion1337]

you bump into Richard

[Ken-Chan]

choke on ur own vomit

[abyssion1337]

you get polymorphed into a weasel on weasel stomping day

[Ken-Chan]

get addicted to pokemon game dont stop for dies die of hunger

[abyssion1337]

the bread crab gets you

[Ken-Chan]

Mugen decapitated you

[Odessa]

You are traped in an airtight pokeball for 3 years your owner forgets you exist. you suffocate. a lot.

[abyssion1337]

you saw black mage's face mage

[Luppi-tan]

Demonic Possession

[abyssion1337]

you get killed for having the stupidity to think demonic possession kills

[Ken-Chan]

i was possessed and stabbed you at least i'll tell the judge i was possessed

[abyssion1337]

the judge doesn't care or really believe you, you get hanged

[Ken-Chan]

the judge is my brother he pretends to hang me but hangs a clone then puts you to death for saying what the judge doesn't like

[abyssion1337]

it gets noticed and a higher court hangs you both

[Ken-Chan]

NUKED

[abyssion1337]

spycrab'd

[Ken-Chan]

anime overload

[Odessa]

you get killed for having the stupidity to think demonic possession kills


you are strung up by an angry mob for being a total jack ass tonight.

[Ken-Chan]

the vet put you down

[Odessa]

The Comedian takes you down.

[Ken-Chan]

Arny piks you up

[Odessa]

You are locked in a room with a clone of me that has no morals.

[abyssion1337]

you fight Kain Highwind

[Divine Dragoon]

you spontaneously combust

[abyssion1337]

the darkling gets you

[Divine Dragoon]

the darkling gets you

that doesnt work if I dont know what it is :D :D

you just drop dead

[abyssion1337]

the darkling gets you

that doesnt work if I dont know what it is :D :D

you just drop dead
baka, it always works whether you know what it is or not
you die trying to live off of that stupidity

[Luppi-tan]

You're a moron for thinking that there is no way that a demonic possession could kill you. What do you think the demon will do when they are done using you to commit their evil and chaotic ends? They'll use you to stab yourself a million times and then when you die, they'll exit your body and make it look like a suicide so that you can't be buried because Christians don't bury people who committed suicide because suicide is a sin. So. Another method of killing... Suicide because of demonic possession

[Ken-Chan]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the face

[Kuwabara]

i unloaded a P90 into your head for mentioning "the secret"....

[Ken-Chan]

i sent messages to the univers asking for the bullets to travel to your head
but they didn't

stabbed in the ear with chopsticks

[abyssion1337]

You're a moron for thinking that there is no way that a demonic possession could kill you. What do you think the demon will do when they are done using you to commit their evil and chaotic ends? They'll use you to stab yourself a million times and then when you die, they'll exit your body and make it look like a suicide so that you can't be buried because Christians don't bury people who committed suicide because suicide is a sin. So. Another method of killing... Suicide because of demonic possession
wrong again idiot, they need your body and since it's completely under their control they just keep it

[Ionzorg]

Detective Mambler ignores proper protocol and you die in the midst of his blazing manly incompetence.

Wait, Googling "Mambler" came up with 40,000,000 results. Who or what the hell is Mambler? :-\

[abyssion1337]

you forgot to say sniper no sniping

[Ken-Chan]

you were in the apocalypse

[Divine Dragoon]

Dokuro-chan clubs you to death and then falls asleep

[Ken-Chan]

you removed dokuro-chans halo with your mouth

[Divine Dragoon]

dokuro-chan uses her club like a dildo on you

[Ken-Chan]

you use dokuro-chan as a butt plug

[Divine Dragoon]

the Lv 78 wizzerd wasn't scared of your Lv 42 Orc Shaman (you didn't use enough !!!!! in the yell)

[Ken-Chan]

arrow to the head by indian sniper :P

[Divine Dragoon]

arrow to the head by indian sniper :P


hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahaha That's funny

History lesson (sitdown and shut up!!) the first snipers were in the American war of Independence were woodsmen that hunted for a living had the skill to shot and kill a snipe witch is a small skiddesh bird they would fire at an offecar at a range that wasn't even conceivable at the time and was seen as a bad thing to do snipers were looked down apon by there own friends as they were murders and not solders history lesson done you may stand up but still shut up hahah

were stabbed in the back by you mom

[Ken-Chan]

..........................


*mumble mumble*

[Divine Dragoon]

..........................


*mumble mumble*


aH you got me (falls down dead but faking it )

you eat your own head

[Ken-Chan]

try to copy me but aren't skilled enough to do it so you end up killing yourself in dissapointment

[Divine Dragoon]

select + copy + Paste = Kenpachi (that wasn't so hard)

you poke a crocodile in the eye

[Ken-Chan]

you smiled at a crocodile

[Divine Dragoon]

a crok smiles at you from inside its mouth

[Ken-Chan]

i choked you to death

[Divine Dragoon]

your still in its mouth

[Ken-Chan]

you joined me

[Divine Dragoon]

after i killed the crock

[Odessa]

you ignore the warnings and try to imitate myth busters; the deadly icicle myth proves fatally acurate.

[Tazuto]

you ignore the jackass warnings and imitate their stunts

[Mawelli]

You notice Mawelli is back

[abyssion1337]

you came back

[Odessa]

You notice Mawelli is back



holy ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

( dies of a heart attack)

[Divine Dragoon]

You notice Mawelli is back



holy ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

( dies of a heart attack)




Poor Odessa We wanted her too much... may she rest in peace and her sole have an erotic forever after in the clouds haha

that heart attack really happens

[abyssion1337]

you fall prey to my power

[Divine Dragoon]

you get a alien flesh eating virus from ET

[abyssion1337]

you have sex with ET, it has some interesting side effects

[Mawelli]

You have sex with a pineapple...

[abyssion1337]

the devil shoves a pineapple up your ass

[Mawelli]

A pineapple devil through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you like eating spiders, a brown recluse bites the inside of your throat

[Luppi-tan]

Your name is written in the Death Note

[abyssion1337]

they didn't have my face though, you're killed by your own mother

[Divine Dragoon]

Odessa Loves you TOO hard and too much!!

[abyssion1337]

a paranoid Adam West assaults you

[Ken-Chan]

i took a PEZ in the back

[Mawelli]

You get infected by Marvins depressive thoughts...

[Divine Dragoon]

you take a bullet for me

[Mawelli]

the body of mawelli that took the bullet for divine dragoon through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

Divine Dragoon has body armor on the shrapnel form the bullet bounces back on you

[Mawelli]

the bullets are returned via force push

[Divine Dragoon]

then i use telaknesis to curv them around in an ark that hit's abyss then ithiss, then sev, then kuabara, then kenpati, then odessa , then the rest of the cast here and returned to you face hahahahahahah I got you alllll!!!!!!

[Luppi-tan]

Trolls hacked your computer and gave you a nasty virus and your computer blew up and you were caught in the explosion and died.

[abyssion1337]

you got in a fight with Brian Boitano

[Odessa]

You are exposred to gamma radiation. You gain super powers for three seconds before you heart expldes.

[Ken-Chan]

you were close when my heart exploded and got blood in your eyes
while your running around in pain you fall off a cliff

[Luppi-tan]

Two words. Chuck Norris

[Divine Dragoon]

three words. Chuck Norris Clone

(wouldn't that be a kick ass fight?)

[abyssion1337]

you get in a fight with Vader

[Ken-Chan]

you fight godzilla

[Luppi-tan]

Eaten by a Tarrasque

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a grue

[Ken-Chan]

eaten by kirby

[Brookman5]

eaten by king dedede

[Ken-Chan]

eatin by santa

[Luppi-tan]

Eaten by a Advanced Great Wyrm Red Dragon

[Ken-Chan]

eatin by a lolita

[Kuwabara]

Lolita through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

Drowned by a lolita.

[Ken-Chan]

raped by lolita

[Luppi-tan]

raped by lolita

I wish

Raped by shota

[Ken-Chan]

raped by Cthulu

[Luppi-tan]

Raped with Father Time's scythe

[Kuwabara]

decapitated by a scythe

[Luppi-tan]

Soul stolen by Nerull

[Ken-Chan]

turned into a hollow and was executed

[Kuwabara]

Walter farted in your face

[Luppi-tan]

Actually, being killed by a Shinigami's Zanpakuto does not destroy a hollow. It merely purifies its soul and allows it to pass on to Soul Society.
Raped by Commander General Yamamoto Shigekuni Genryusai

[Ken-Chan]

raped by Carmen Electra

died a happy man

[Useful]

raped by Carmen Electra

died a happy man

Nice... didn't know she was a sadist ;D

Killed by a Space Marine Battlecruiser that got screwed up during warp travel and ended up on top of your house... and the entire town, for that matter (those things are miles long).

[Ken-Chan]

u were sat on by fat Albert

[Useful]

Farted at by Fat Bastard.

[Kuwabara]

Farted at by Fat Bastard.


your head was sat on by Fat Bastard....who then farted...

[Ken-Chan]

fat bastard ate you then shat you out with some corn

[Useful]

Alright, getting a little gross. Not that I usually mind, I just prefer the "raped to death" meme.

Raped to death by Chuck Norris. By which I mean he roundhouse kicked you.

[Ken-Chan]

well i liked the lolita ones more

raped by a dog

[Useful]

I, on the other hand, am glad I avoided them :-X


CHAINSWORDED!

[Ken-Chan]

choked on peanut

[Useful]

Alright, I'm in a 40k mood now...

Exterminatus. Though it would be suicidal.

[Ken-Chan]

you ate a poison booger

[Divine Dragoon]

Dingo 8 your baby and you coulden't handle it ;)

[Ken-Chan]

you where bombed by terrorists

[Divine Dragoon]

you where bombed by terrorists


you know it!!

you held your piss in for too long kidneys blew and your to far out for help to come

[Useful]

You got attacked by evil bullets. Really, no one shot you, they just hid out in your water heater in the basement and poisoned you.

[Divine Dragoon]

cars just fall out of the sky on top of you

[Ken-Chan]

cat scratched you turns out ur highly allergic

[Mawelli]

Smothered by a huge ass...

[Ken-Chan]

piano fell on you

[Mawelli]

huge ass through the chest

[Odessa]

you pick up a CD entitled "suicide symphony" and decide to see what it's like.

[BopBopBop]

exploded when trying to divide by zero.

[abyssion1337]

you listen to ode to joy

[Mawelli]

The Bear Cavalry invaded your house

[Odessa]

You eat a box of crayons, including there new colors, "Arsenic red" "lead grey" "atomic green" and "rat poison yellow."

The cause of death is still unsure.

[Useful]

The cause of death is still unsure.


I'm pretty sure it was choking caused by the attempted ingestion of a box of crayons.

Just throwing that out there.

Speaking of throwing, you asked a ninja to prove that any object can be fatal if a ninja throws it. You die from a dildo embedded in your eye socket.

[Ken-Chan]

you died from gun shot up your ass

[abyssion1337]

spear through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

trident through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

Died of a heart attack after a sugar rush

[Useful]

One too many caffeine pills in your morning wake-up drink on exam day.

[Luppi-tan]

Drank ten monsters in a row and died of a nosebleed from your blood pressure being too high.

[Ken-Chan]

ate a can of softdrink

[Odessa]

you are sealed alive in hot wax.

[Useful]

Taconated. And no, I don't know what that is, but I'm assuming that it can kill you.

[Odessa]

Taconated. And no, I don't know what that is, but I'm assuming that it can kill you.


lol nice.


Acheon Hades erases you from existence.

[Kuwabara]

your brain implodes

[Ken-Chan]

you turn to solid stone

[Useful]

Stone Kuwabara falls on you.

[Ken-Chan]

you got stoned by Muslims

[Useful]

You got stoned with Muslims. One of your stoned friends is from Afghanistan and gets a whole bunch of opium out of his trunk. You get whacked on that too and go try to ride cars on the freeway.

[Odessa]

You are strangled by irate Vicky with a LGBT flag.

[Kuwabara]

LGBT flag through the chest

[Useful]

You are strangled by irate Vicky with a LGBT flag.

Fer God's sake, I'm totally cool with LGBT folks. I have at least a half a dozen LGBT friends, probably more. I would be quicker than most to confront anyone who shows homophobic tendencies, let alone someone who uses gay in a derogatory manner.

Kuwabara... is hit by a stray weaponized banana wielded by the elusive and strange clown ninjas.

[Kuwabara]

they come after you next



Kuwabara... is hit by a stray weaponized banana wielded by the elusive and strange clown ninjas.


they use hatches....

[Ken-Chan]

put through the mincer

[Kuwabara]

Gally punches off your head...

[Ken-Chan]

you ate ur own head

[Kuwabara]

Useful kicks you in the balls....HARD!!

[Divine Dragoon]

you ate ur own head


Hey that's my line!

you scare your self to death because im coming for you... Boo!

[Kuwabara]

you try to scare jason Vorhes

[Divine Dragoon]

you say "watch this!"

[Kuwabara]

you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P

[Divine Dragoon]

you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P


A little? I haven't used it yet you little **** haha

what you say to me bounces back to you.... with a vengeance

[Kuwabara]

make a dry-ice bomb with nails in it....it went off in your hand







you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P


A little? I haven't used it yet you little **** haha

what you say to me bounces back to you.... with a vengeance


she wouldnt do that to me

[Ken-Chan]

make a dry-ice bomb with nails in it....it went off in your hand







you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P


A little? I haven't used it yet you little **** haha

what you say to me bounces back to you.... with a vengeance


she wouldnt do that to me

yes she did
over and over again

[Kuwabara]

3 words: Why So Serious? :P





make a dry-ice bomb with nails in it....it went off in your hand







you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P


A little? I haven't used it yet you little **** haha

what you say to me bounces back to you.... with a vengeance


she wouldnt do that to me

yes she did
over and over again

no she didnt...IT MUST BE A FAKE!!! :'(

[Divine Dragoon]

3 words: Why So Serious? :P





make a dry-ice bomb with nails in it....it went off in your hand







you say "watch this!"

Gally castrates you when you have a boner >:D

ok...srry..the was alittle low =P


A little? I haven't used it yet you little **** haha

what you say to me bounces back to you.... with a vengeance


she wouldnt do that to me

yes she did
over and over again

no she didnt...IT MUST BE A FAKE!!! :'(


Iv lost waht was going on here....

my awesomeness makes you kill your self because you just can't compete with me haha

[Ken-Chan]

stuck crayons to far up ur nose

[Mawelli]

you made the panda sad

[Odessa]

You are strangled by irate Vicky with a LGBT flag.

Fer God's sake, I'm totally cool with LGBT folks. I have at least a half a dozen LGBT friends, probably more. I would be quicker than most to confront anyone who shows homophobic tendencies, let alone someone who uses gay in a derogatory manner.

Kuwabara... is hit by a stray weaponized banana wielded by the elusive and strange clown ninjas.



sorry, i didn't mean you "personally." i always forget that part of this thread. i always think it's a generic death; i dont' really look at the person above me when i post here. my apologies.




sad panda becoems enraged homicidial panda and eats you.

[Ken-Chan]

you eat the panda and ur stomach explodes

[Luppi-tan]

You eat raw brain matter and go insane from the chemicals and drive off a cliff.

[Ken-Chan]

chocked on donkey dick

[Luppi-tan]

Choked on donkey cum

[Useful]

Unpleasant trend... killed by a lynch mob that found you choking on a donkey ****.







You are strangled by irate Vicky with a LGBT flag.

Fer God's sake, I'm totally cool with LGBT folks. I have at least a half a dozen LGBT friends, probably more. I would be quicker than most to confront anyone who shows homophobic tendencies, let alone someone who uses gay in a derogatory manner.

Kuwabara... is hit by a stray weaponized banana wielded by the elusive and strange clown ninjas.

sorry, i didn't mean you "personally." i always forget that part of this thread. i always think it's a generic death; i dont' really look at the person above me when i post here. my apologies.

I see. Apology accepted :P. And I know exactly what you mean... usually I don't look at who's above me.

[Luppi-tan]

Anal hemmoraghing after ass F&**ing oneself with a banana.

[Ken-Chan]

over dose on crack

[Luppi-tan]

Overdose on sugar.

[Ken-Chan]

OD on wax

[Luppi-tan]

Drank hair tonic.

[Ken-Chan]

stuck penis into lawnmower

[Luppi-tan]

That wouldn't necessarily kill you. That would just be stupid and painful!

Did the Lich transformation ritual on yourself.

[Ken-Chan]

eaten by dino

[Luppi-tan]

Ass raped by Dino

[Ken-Chan]

why would that kill me just hurt

played halo to much and died from lack of food

[Luppi-tan]

It would kill you from the anal hemmoraghing.

Decapitated by a halo.

[Ken-Chan]

explosive heart

[Useful]

Which reminds me... you know that grenade heart from Green Day's American Idiot album?

http://cfs6.tistory.com/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=YmxvZzg3ODI3QGZzNi50aXN0b3J5 LmNvbTovYXR0YWNoLzMvMzAwLmpwZw==

You ate one of those.

[Ken-Chan]

i ate a album cover :P

well you ate a heart grenade

[Useful]

Well played :D.

You wanted to prove to someone that Permethrin was actually not that bad for you as pesticides go. Well, you were right, but you still suffocated on the petroleum distillates in your lungs

[acutekat]

i stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil pulling your eye out along with it your brain
how ever since you have an iq of 5 you survive for 6 years and finally realized that not having a brain would kill and death follows shortly after that

[Odessa]

long psot throguh the chest.

[acutekat]

yay thu chest is back

fist thru chest

[Useful]

Mega huge icicle through the chest! Like the ones hanging from my gutter.

[acutekat]

metaphors thru chest

[Useful]

metaphors thru chest

Though not usually fatal...


Anyway, cow skull through the chest.

[acutekat]

you divide by zero


a lot


massive implosions follw

[Useful]

Haha... you've seen that motivational poster, right?

Your computer screen went all Parasite on your head. (google image search Parasite manga)

[acutekat]

you got crabs





HEADCRABS
HL ftw

[Useful]

You got crabs.









WHOOPS, I MEANT SYPHILIS!

[acutekat]

SYNTAX ERROR/////////
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*^&^&

**-/

'd

[Ken-Chan]

you facepalmed to hard

[abyssion1337]

forcepalm

[Useful]

forcepalm

AWESOME!

Sith used you as rancor bait. He just kind of had you ragdolling in midair in front of the cave until the rancor came out and ate you.

[Ken-Chan]

you were a Muhamid Ali's punching bag

[Divine Dragoon]

you ran into a Gospel church and yelled ******s!!! the ensuing mob hangs you by your entrails :D

[Ken-Chan]

you bungee jumped without the rope

[Divine Dragoon]

you bungee jumped without the rope


I need to try that!! :)

you run into Synagogue and yell Heil Hitler!!!! the ensuing mob hangs you by your entrails then sets you on fire

[Ken-Chan]

you walk into a feminist convention and yell make me some tea BITCH !!!!
the ensuing mob hangs you by your balls and then sets you on fire

[Divine Dragoon]

you walk into a feminist convention and yell make me some tea BITCH !!!!
the ensuing mob hangs you by your balls and then sets you on fire


OoOoooooo good one! 8)

you try to stop me. MEWHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

[Ken-Chan]

pfffft like hell

[Divine Dragoon]

I do this to you

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/th_kg9send.jpg (http://s232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/?action=view&current=kg9send.flv)

[Mawelli]

You get depressed by looking at me

[acutekat]

i take your head off the hard way

[Useful]

Is there an easy way? Except in Toribash :D?

I send my head sailing through your chest Toribash style.

[acutekat]

an artillery stirke lands on your cat




siting right next to you

[Useful]

An artery strike causes all the blood vessels in you body to pop out of your skin and walk away.

[acutekat]

they come back and strangle you

[Useful]

Your own arteries through the chest!

...

wait.


They're already there, aren't they?

Whatever, they still stabbed you through the chest.

[Pink_Nipple]

INTERRUPTION!

Your friend Molotov offers you some ****tail