[abyssion1337]

the 5 ninjas in your room get you in your sleep

[Pink_Nipple]

3 your friends from the pre-school killed you with the coke machine

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you choked on a pink nipple

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by treebeard

[Pink_Nipple]

Bleeding, you wanted to call 911 but unfortunately these buttons were smashed.

[abyssion1337]

911 through the chest

[Useful]

9/11 through the chest. :o

[abyssion1337]

http://hafnerlarry.com/mainroot/movies/DVD/images/The%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings-%20The%20Two%20Towers.jpg
through the chest

[Useful]

^ You know, I rarely do this, but I actually did lol when I saw that!

Back to bands!

That fork Damnwell killed you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I will kill you by any "MEANS" possible

[abyssion1337]

I use my "TOOL"s to kill you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

When a brick fell on your head is "A DAY TO REMEMBER"

[Useful]

Zelda slam dunked your head into the ground, giving her the nickname "Duncan Shiek".

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

A "SLEEPING GIANT" rolled over you.
(That is my favorite band by the way)

[abyssion1337]

speaking of which pulling a duncan is a true story I really happened at my school (if you don't know what it is go to urban dictionary)

you were put in an 'IRON MAIDEN'

[Useful]

^ Coooool

Some dude killed you with a vial of nitroglycerin, but it was in a style that had been done by a previous serial killer. He was therefore called the "Dynamite Hack".

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got tortured by "**** PUNISHER"

[Pink_Nipple]

You were cleaned-to-death by GIANT DOUCHE!!!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got killed along with a "DYING FETUS"

[abyssion1337]

you met my "TWISTED SISTER"

[Useful]

You were landed upon by the neighborhood kid with the most oxymoronic name, "Fatboy Slim".

[Pink_Nipple]

MAGUN, loaded with virgin white, crimson red and bla-bla green just annihilated you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You were beating a guy up in a boxing match and then he came around and won and killed you thus becoming the "COMEBACK KID"
( my cousins in that band. They are signed to Victory. One of the bigger indie punk/hardcore labels in the US)

[Useful]

^ Hehe :D

You, poor farmer that you are, die when all of your fields lie "Fallow".

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ LMAO! i aint poor. And we don't do fields.
and was that hehe at my kill or my truthful info.

You were to "DEAD TO FALL"

[Useful]

^ You don't have to defend yourself, I believe you. As far as I know, most of that band is Canadian, so it seems likely. I laughed because I thought it was cool.

Your "Flaming Lips" consume your entire body for no apparent reason.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ wait wait wait....
do you listen to Comeback Kid???????

After "I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN" I killed you.

[Useful]

^ I've heard of some of their songs, yes.

You were killed in "The Fray".

[Pink_Nipple]

You were burned by his 'deadly ray' piece by piece.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Damn their so good. Yah their guitarist is my cousin. You should go see them live. Even if you don't like that music. They put on a sikk show.

You were attacked by "JAMES BLUNT"

[Useful]

^ You could have made an epic stoner joke there.

You got owned by the infamous "Goldfinger".

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got passed by the "SNOW PATROL" and froze to death.

[Useful]

^ W007! I was just listening to Final Straw today.

You got curb-stomped by the "Smash Mouth" gang.

[Pink_Nipple]

You were cut by the new ultrasharp LCD screen. Bad.

[abyssion1337]

you were part of "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE"

[Pink_Nipple]

you were part of "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE"

Thx for da venom....

[Useful]

KILLED FOR NOT KILLING ANYONE!!

One of my minor pet-peeves.

[abyssion1337]

caught in devil's snare

[Useful]

Oh come on. My first instinct when I come into contact with something that's trying to kill me is to burn it (well, second, right after "hit it until it stops moving")

Which I did to you for no apparent reason.

[abyssion1337]

I KILL YOU FOR NOT KILLING ANYONE

[Useful]

No I killed you. I hit you until you stopped moving. And when I say stop moving, I mean no breathing or pulse for that matter. I apologize if I wasn't clear, but that is what I meant to say.

I kill you for falsely accusing me of not killing anyone.

[abyssion1337]

EVENGELOWN'D

[Useful]

Back to the Battle of the Bands.

You got caught in "The Thorns" and bled to death.

[abyssion1337]

you sleep in a "CRADLE OF FILTH"

[Useful]

Being "Third Eye Blind", you didn't see the vengeful ghost coming.

[abyssion1337]

you get pecked to death while "COUNTING CROWS"

[Useful]

^ Also a great band.

You get tied to the tracks of a "Train".

[abyssion1337]

eaten by "THE TALKING HEADS"

[Useful]

^ That would be TERRIFYING. Which reminds me... have you watched Spirited Away?


"The Walkman" in your pocket exploded.

[abyssion1337]

I LOVE spirited away

and you get into a fight with "the ball busters"

[Useful]

^ AWESOME band name~!

The "Wolfmother" ate you.

[abyssion1337]

trampled by "10 masked men"

[Useful]

You saw a bunch of what looked like normal size people on the horizon. You said "They MIGHT Be Giants"...

They were.

[abyssion1337]

you weren't given "the cure"

[Useful]

"Stone Temple Pilots"... can't keep stone temples from being highly un-aerodynamic and above all HEAVY. They landed on you.

[abyssion1337]

you reached "nirvana"

[Useful]

^ That actually sounds pretty nice.

You had a "Simple Plan". But it still got you killed.

[abyssion1337]

"the eagles" peck you to death

[Useful]

"Shiny Toy Guns" can still be shoved through your forehead with enough force.

[Filleraol]

Steven Seagal'd

[Useful]

You hit the sound barrier headed straight for the ground, but quickly went "Semisonic" once you hit the ground.

[Issitheus]

I send The Killers to Take Me You Out. I know, The Killers didn't do Take Me Out. Well SCREW YOU!!!

[Useful]

Your puny little boat got owned by a "Rouge Wave"

^ Too easy :P.

[abyssion1337]

Ozzy takes you off the rails on a crazy train

[Useful]

The "Queens of the Stone Age" sentence you to death for fornication.

[Filleraol]

Korn'd

[Issitheus]

You got Thunderstruck with both AC and DC (current)

[abyssion1337]

beaten by the violent femmes

[Useful]

You got beaten to death with a "Psychostick"!

[abyssion1337]

Kicked by "horse the band"

[Useful]

Beat to death (slowly) by "The Pillows".

[abyssion1337]

frozen by "coldplay"

[Useful]

You were eaten alive by some tourists in "Oceania".

[Issitheus]

Two words: "The Strokes"

[Useful]

^ I Loled! ;D

You ate "Pearl Jam". Which is in no way as awesome (or nutritious) as it sounds.

[abyssion1337]

captured by "the vines"

[Useful]

You're killed by a "Nickleback" gorilla, which though slightly less expensive than a silverback gorilla, is no less deadly.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by "gorrilaz"

[Useful]

Got cancer from "O-Zone".

[abyssion1337]

you lost "The Time" and died of old age

[Useful]

You lost "The Game"! And died.

[abyssion1337]

"Hadouken"'d

[Useful]

The "Modest Mouse" ate you. With his friends.

[ibhenowflee]

Brain Worms

[Useful]

You got "The Moody Blues" and killed yourself.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't know the secret of trench warfare

[Useful]

^ Which part? Duck, always carry a gas mask, or don't go into no man's land?

Someone threw a "Matchbox Twenty" car at you while you were on the edge of a canyon.

[S.ifr]

Abyss landed on you.

[Useful]

^ From how high? Because I could probably catch her from a reasonable height... buy you mean terminal velocity. Hmmm... I just realized how aptly named "terminal" velocity is.

You got raped to death by a bunch of gay Hispanic gangbangers known as "Los Lonely Boys". Actually, that would be hilarious. ;D

[S.ifr]

I actually know a "gang" by that name. It's a petty group of people.
They're not "hard," just rather annoying for claiming it.

Anyway, you're the main head of "Los Lonely Boys" and died of AIDs.

[Useful]

You know, the "S" in AIDS is also capitalized.

A rouge killer gave you her specialty, "The Last Goodnight".

[S.ifr]

What ? I didn't capatalize the "S ?"
stupid keyboard.

I smash you with it.

[Useful]

Do the band thing! It's fun ;D! These themes on here is what makes this thread fun.

You got gored by a "London Pigg".

[S.ifr]

Band thing ?
mmm I'll take a look then.


*pew pew*

[Useful]

I have my iPod right next to me, that really helps. In fact, the only artist that I've used to kill someone that WASN'T on my iPod was the Game. I don't do rap.

The "Lifehouse" was a great name for a hospital, but they still didn't mount a light. Which would have been useful, considering they're right on an unmarked coast. Which you sunk yourself on.

[S.ifr]

My ipod died an hour ago, and it turned itself on right now to remind me that it's dead.

"Good Luck" escaping from the Fiess Room, where you are to remain for the rest of your life.
.. did I get it right ? I'm guessing that's how to do it from your post.

[Useful]

Yeah, that's right: just put the name of the band somewhere in the killing post, preferably as the thing that kills the person or helps them along.

For example:

You got whacked by some grunt out on "The Killing Fields".

[S.ifr]

Thanks.

Stabbed to death by a wild "Psychostick"

[Useful]

You know, I actually already used them. But in all honesty, I like yours better ;D.

I said that it was bulletproof. Well, however cool "My Morning Jacket" was, it didn't keep you from being filled with holes by the Cryps.

[S.ifr]

Thanks :3

You gave your niece the wrong doll for her 6th birthday. The details were so gruesome it was kept hidden from the public. All that is known from that incident was the name given to it.. "The Birthday Massacre"


Yes, that was the best I could come up with.

[Useful]

^ :D you should see the one I did for "They Might Be Giants".

"The New Pornographers" decided that it would be interesting to film real-life guro. You were the first test subject.

[S.ifr]

What ? NO D:
Well, at least sell my organs then.

You woke up on an insland "Inhabited" by cannibals.

[Useful]

Well, at least sell my organs then.


Only if they're undamaged! >:D

You drowned in a "Puddle of Mudd". It was a very BIG puddle of mud, fyi.

[abyssion1337]

shot by "arm cannon"

[Useful]

^ Great name for a band :D!

Your bishop got taken by my "Queen". You killed yourself from depression.

[abyssion1337]

I used my "power glove" to pick you up and toss you into a volcano

[Pink_Nipple]

The last scene you saw was your falling soft-rock CD collection.

[1337uvis]

the power glove crawled up your arm and suffocates you.

[Useful]

You ate far too many "Red Hot Chili Peppers" and died from toxic overload (has happened before).

[1337uvis]

you listened to "The Killers" <- self explanatory :D

[abyssion1337]

http://shawma.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/bowie.jpg

[Useful]

You were obliterated by a crash-landing "JET".

[abyssion1337]

you ate poisonous "CAKE"

[Useful]

You were stung to death by "Jellyfish".

[abyssion1337]

trampled by "10,000 maniacs"

[Useful]

You were having a "Green Day". Then the end of all things green came along.

[1337uvis]

your mandula oblongata gets ripped out by Marylin Manson

[Useful]

You drowned in the "Great Big Sea".

[1337uvis]

you were stung by "The Scorpions"

[Pink_Nipple]

You got smashed by RB

[Useful]

You were trying to get to Moscow, but you didn&#39;t take the freeway. You dove off a steep cliff due to a rock slide in Arals. So much for taking "the Alternate Routes".

[abyssion1337]

killed by "10 masked men"

[1337uvis]

Kicked down the botomless pit (65 ft deep) by Leonidas of SpartAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Useful]

You died in a "Crowded House" full of lepers.

[abyssion1337]

you had an "Alian ant farm" they escaped and were poisonous

[Useful]

You got distracted by the "Barenaked Ladies" on the beach while driving...

[1337uvis]

you were kissed to death by "The Kiss" :D

[abyssion1337]

"The who" shot you

[Useful]

You pissed off some Greek Gods, so Apollo fried you with his "Apollo Sunshine" finishing move.

[abyssion1337]

the "metric" system collapsed on you

[Useful]

The "All-American Rejects" killed you for being too mainstream :P.

[Pink_Nipple]

You died because of the AIDS (AlabamaIntellegenceDietSystem)

[abyssion1337]

remember "Flogging Molly" you were molly and you were flogged a bit to hard

[Useful]

You died because of the AIDS (AlabamaIntellegenceDietSystem)

^ That is pure awesome!

The "Alter Bridge" collapsed on you.

[1337uvis]

your postcou8nt collapsed on you

[Pink_Nipple]

Your postcounter showed 999 and exploded. With you.

[Useful]

Alright, bands are getting boring.

Your pink nipple imploded violently.

[abyssion1337]

shot by the smoking man

[Useful]

Died from second hand smoke by hanging out with the Smoking Man too much.

[abyssion1337]

abducted by alians

[1337uvis]

probed to death by aliens

[Useful]

Raped by a cow that got modified in an alien abduction.

[1337uvis]

^ cow is a female gender, i can hardly imagine...but then again, this is off-topic

raped by a bull while running in pamplona (and then trampled to death)

[Useful]

^ cow is a female gender, i can hardly imagine...but then again, this is off-topic

She stuck her vagina onto your head until you suffocated o_O.

Eaten by a carnivorous cow from New Zealand (beware of NZ beef!)

[abyssion1337]

you were killed for being an ugly baby

[1337uvis]

you were left for the wolves to eat in ancient Greece

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re death was so bizzare I can&#39;t even describe it

[Useful]

You were Romulus. One day, the mother wolf got really hungry...

[Marco_1989]

Michael Jackson dropped you from the balcony

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38494000/jpg/_38494549_jackson_afp.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you died

[Marco_1989]

You got unlucky finding this penguin

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/trammel/penguin-kill.jpg

[abyssion1337]

HAMMERTIME

[Marco_1989]

Animals really hate you today

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/maxwalker1014/Catsniper.jpg

[Useful]

Trucks don&#39;t really hate you, because they have no emotions. You still got hit by one.

[S.ifr]

You were driving that truck, lost control and ended up wrapped around a telephone pole.

[abyssion1337]

remember the stephan King story &#39;TRUKS&#39; they do have emotions and kill you all for thinking otherwise

[1337uvis]

Cardiac arrest after you snorted too many "The White Stripes"

[Useful]

You ate too much "Caviar" and died from mercury poisoning.

[1337uvis]

you had "Polonium" 235 in your coffee

[Useful]

you had "Polonium" 235 in your coffee

That&#39;s evil... the reference, that is.

You got run over by "The Carter".

[1337uvis]

run over when lying down on "The Tracks"

[Useful]

Hit at terminal velocity from below by "the Cars". (I didn&#39;t want to just have you get run over, you know).

[S.ifr]

Beaten to death with a banana phone that was in the hands of "Raffi."

[1337uvis]

your jet brakes up once you reach the speed of sound and you get sonic-boomed out of existence.

[abyssion1337]

hunted by apes

[S.ifr]

raped by apes

[abyssion1337]

raped by a flagpole

[S.ifr]

raped by a tadpole

[abyssion1337]

tadpoles shoved up your ass till you explode

[S.ifr]

You were one of the tadpoles.

[Pink_Nipple]

You were mother of one of the tadpoles and suicide.

[S.ifr]

Your pink nipple ate you whole.

[abyssion1337]

you fell in a pit of leeches

[Pink_Nipple]

Somebody put something in your drink

[abyssion1337]

decapitated by a piece of paper

[S.ifr]

You were the paper, which I tore in half.

[abyssion1337]

shot with invisible guns

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

whipped a collectors coin through your head.

[Useful]

You didn&#39;t have a dime...

I killed you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You overdosed on hair replacement pills.

[Useful]

You thought the hair replacement pills were suppositories. You died of constipation.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Yah well...
HEY! You Have No Life!
CONGRATS!

I shoot you in the face as I am green with envy.

[Useful]

I shoot you for making no sense (you&#39;re a has no life too, genius :P!)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I know I&#39;m just being stoopid.

I ram a plank through your head for even thinking.
YES JUST FOR THINKING!

[Useful]

It rebounds off the wall behind you and blows a hole in your face BECAUSE YOU DIDN&#39;T THINK :D.

[abyssion1337]

rocked by sexy jesus

[Pink_Nipple]

Lost all HP trying to do rocket_jump.

[abyssion1337]

you missed a payment on your pheonix down, square enix reposes your computer, 2 days later a random arrow pierces your chest

[Pink_Nipple]

*Phoenix revived you with 1 hp and you died just by cutting your finger.

[abyssion1337]

killed by ladybug

[Pink_Nipple]

Daisuke Ishiwatari assasinated you for The Unholy Order that you belong to.

[abyssion1337]

you were an extra in Dr. Who

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ And becuz of the horribleness of that show you die.

[S.ifr]

you ate your leg clean off.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you ate your dick clean off.

[Lord_Oknek]

How can dead people kill dead people?
Oh yeah, internet.

Death by internet.

[abyssion1337]

you got a job on CNN

[S.ifr]

You were hired by Fox News.

[abyssion1337]

you took a vaction to soviet russia

[1337uvis]

you decided to cross a street in moscow.

[S.ifr]

gnawed to death by a cow.

[1337uvis]

eaten by rabbits. slowly.

[S.ifr]

raped by rabbits, slowly some harder.

[1337uvis]

raped by skunks. (raped to death ofcourse)

[S.ifr]

You raped skunks, and you can imagine the rest.

[1337uvis]

you got your name written in the death note without any details. So you die of cardiac arrest.

[S.ifr]

We&#39;re identical twins who share the same name.

[Marco_1989]

^ And in what way would that get me killed? :P

???? wrote your name in his Death Note

[1337uvis]

you die of overheating

[Useful]

You die by shifting into reverse on the highway and having the transmition fly through your chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You probed yourself with an electric spoon.

[Useful]

You probed your brain with a normal spoon.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You tried breeding with a tiger in heat.

[Useful]

A male tiger raped you. BTW, they have spikes on their penises. Think the barbs on an arrowhead.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

A dolphin blew its load in you. BTW they have one of the fastest ejections of semen speeds ever recorded. Enough to mash up your insides.

[1337uvis]

^ wow...that&#39;s really...um...useful...
you are torn apart by Yorkshire Terriers

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got eaten alive by Dalmations. BTW Dalmations have no sense of when to stop eating. They have been known to eat themselves to death. Which makes it hard to leave them home alone. I woul know, I have one of those ****ty dogs.

[Marco_1989]

This HUGE dog ingested you

http://www.hondenras.com/encyclopedie/E/Epagneul_Nain_Continental_Papillon/foto.jpg

[1337uvis]

eaten alive by a boa constrictor

[Marco_1989]

You encountered this King Cobra

http://www.geocities.com/o_r_h_s_07/kingcobra/KingCobra.jpg

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a like like

[Marco_1989]

You encountered this angry Sloth
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-sloth.jpg

[abyssion1337]

a house fell on you

[Useful]

A bitch load of corn fell on you. And I mean a LOT of corn.

[abyssion1337]

you were given poisonous corn

[Useful]

Shot to small pieces by a corn cannon. (BTW, I want one of those. If they existed, I&#39;d buy one.)

[abyssion1337]

got you arm stuck in the corn cannon

[Useful]

Run over by a corn truck. That is, a truck made out of corn, not full of corn. Though it can be full of corn too, if you want.

[abyssion1337]

a truckload of corn falls on you

[Useful]

You die from eating too much corn bread! (I love that stuff!)

[abyssion1337]

you got cut by safety scissors

[Useful]

A corn missile explodes in your chest!

[abyssion1337]

someone jammed a corn granade up your ass

[Marco_1989]

She killed you when you tried and eat HER corn

http://www.scientificblogging.com/graphics/corn%20girl.jpg

[Filleraol]

blown up by a Cornzooka

[Useful]

You got a stick corn grenade stuck to the back of your helmet. You last moments were amusing, and left an aftermath tasting of popcorn.

[abyssion1337]

you got shot by a corn machine gun

[Pink_Nipple]

Starved to death reading Big Albanian Dictionary

[abyssion1337]

CORN&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

JUIC&#39;D

[Useful]

Starved to death reading Big Albanian Dictionary

Big Albanian Dictionary... do you realize that the acronym for that is B.A.D? ;D

Hole through the chest courtesy a GIGA CORN BREAKER! from Gurren Lagann!

[Marco_1989]

KILLED ^_^

[abyssion1337]

KIRA&#39;D

[Marco_1989]

LIGHT&#39;D

Yeah, I know its the same ^^

[abyssion1337]

HADOUKEN&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

Big Albanian Dictionary... do you realize that the acronym for that is B.A.D? ;D

Of course, it&#39;s written on the front page! :)

B.A.D. Guy smashed your head with his snowy white sword.

[Marco_1989]

SONIC BOOM&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

NUCLEAR STRIK&#39;D[size=10pt]

[Useful]

GADOUKEN&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

KATO KEN&#39;D

[Filleraol]

silver hammer&#39;d

[Useful]

ORBITAL LASER&#39;D

[Marco_1989]

KAMEHAMEHA&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

FLAR&#39;D

[Marco_1989]

NIPPLE&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

KICKASS&#39;D

[Marco_1989]

SON OF A BITCH&#39;D

[Pink_Nipple]

****&#39;D WITH A BITCH

[Marco_1989]

BITCH SLAPPED&#39;DD

[Pink_Nipple]

DOUBLE FREAK&#39;D

[1337uvis]

your humongous fonts collapse on you and you all die (cliche, i know, but that was the only one that came to my head)

[abyssion1337]

Lithuania falls on you

[Useful]

SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!

[1337uvis]

You happen to be underneath it when USA&#39;s economy crashes.

[abyssion1337]

the stock marked crashes through your house

[1337uvis]

my house falls onto you (hooray, 10 ppd, i can go to sleep! :D )

[Useful]

Huh... those can be taken in a figurative manner and they actually make sense :D.

I kill you with a dollar bill (think the Paper).

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with a 5 dollar bill

[Pink_Nipple]

I killed you all with 10 roubles bill. :)

[abyssion1337]

killed by penguins with guns

[Useful]

I kill you with a penny! >:D Apparently it&#39;s pretty hard, but I do it anyway.

[Pink_Nipple]

I KILL YOU WITH A KOPEIKA! Even if you dont know what is it!

[abyssion1337]

drowned

[Marco_1989]

Dragged by a car

[Useful]

Killed by Haruka! (your skull isn&#39;t as resilient as Naota-kun&#39;s)

[Pink_Nipple]

SPACE INVADERS THROUGH THE CHEST!!!

[Filleraol]

Raped by Anders And (google it)

[abyssion1337]

you returned on your shield

[Useful]

You returned with your shield. But it was embedded in your chest.

[abyssion1337]

you dined in hell

[Useful]

You crashed the Devil&#39;s party. Of course, you didn&#39;t know it was the Devil&#39;s party before you did it. You sure as Hell knew afterward, though.

(pun intended)

[abyssion1337]

killed for the bad pun

[Useful]

Aww, it wasn&#39;t that bad, was it? Whatever.

An anvil, bored with it&#39;s boring sedentary life and fed up with all this interesting talk about what happens to anvils in the movie business, decides that it&#39;s going to go do important and comedic things. It decides it&#39;s going to land on somebody&#39;s head. Unfortunately, the next person to walk into the room was you.

[abyssion1337]

the same but with a safe

[Useful]

The Luggage ate you ;D.

[abyssion1337]

the lamps swarm you

[Ionzorg]

The same anvil decided that the joke wasn&#39;t nearly funny enough, and he was a terrible comedic actor. So he attempted to commit suicide by leaping off of a building. You were walking by when it happened.

[Useful]

Come one Zorg, stop posting over here. You too Abys. I kill you both for not working on the novel!

[Filleraol]

the novel idea died out, you killed yourself

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m way behind on the novel and don&#39;t know what&#39;s going on, also

RANDOM ARROW THROUGH THE CHEST

[Infinity]

swallowed fireworks before they went off

[abyssion1337]

shot by a huge cat

[Useful]

Stabbed by a huge dog.

Hey infinity, want to get in on writing a novel about the forums (kind of)? You&#39;re an intelligent person, I think you might be a good addition to the team.

[abyssion1337]

you became Kamina, that&#39;s awesome but sad

[Useful]

You decided to mess with Kamina.

[Ionzorg]

Meh. Infinity&#39;s gone, and probably won&#39;t return for a while. I wish I could kill him, but I can&#39;t now. :(

I threaten to kill you unless you kill Infinity. You can&#39;t do it either, so you die.

[abyssion1337]

I rammed a drill through your chest

[Useful]

^ Awesome!

Kamina and Chuck Norris had a showdown and you got caught in the middle.

[S.ifr]

I have no idea what&#39;s going on so I stab you and your novel.

[abyssion1337]

^ Awesome!

Kamina and Chuck Norris had a showdown and you got caught in the middle.

Kamina won, you&#39;re head exploded from happyness that chuck was dead