[Useful]

Interesting... I wouldn't be happy that Chuck was dead, but I certainly would be jubilant that Kamina won.


Nyuu kills you because you happened be standing in front of her.

[abyssion1337]

nyuu then pulls out my skull and puts it through your chest

[Useful]

Lucy decides to have a go at you too, though we're still not sure why.

[abyssion1337]

Tex rips out your skull and beats you to death with it

[Marco_1989]

UPPER CUT'D

[abyssion1337]

SHORYUKEN'D

[1337uvis]

^ Size fail'd ( to death)

[abyssion1337]

^fixed, you get killed by my epic fix

[Pink_Nipple]

RICKENBECKER'D

[Marco_1989]

4KIDS'D

I got you now ^^

[1337uvis]

shot by my Haruhi [avatar]

[Marco_1989]

My rotating sig made you dizzy, you fell down the stairs and broke your neck

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You held a cell phone to your head for 10000 hours straight and died of brain cancer!

[abyssion1337]

slash'd

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

dice'd

[Marco_1989]

Chop'd

[Pink_Nipple]

Slic'd

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Bash'd

[Marco_1989]

BODY SLAM'D

[1337uvis]

quarter'd

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

crush'd

[Marco_1989]

SOLAR BEAM'D

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

mash'd

[Pink_Nipple]

Family Guy'd

[abyssion1337]

bushwhack'd

[Marco_1989]

MASENKO'D

[abyssion1337]

slash'd (the guitarist)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

katana'd

[abyssion1337]

naginata'd

[Marco_1989]

SHURIKEN'D

[abyssion1337]

KASURI-GAMA'D

[1337uvis]

forced to learn all Kanji characters in 24 hours.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Made you suck all the ink out of a permanant marker.

[Marco_1989]

forced to learn all Kanji characters in 24 hours.

Its not even possible to do that :P

PIKACHU'D

[Ionzorg]

YAMAPIKARYA'D!

[Marco_1989]

STABBED IN THE CHEST BY ULQUIORRA

[Useful]

Can't believe this hasn't been done before:

CORN'D

[abyssion1337]

killed by corn for saying that something hasn't been done when it's been done many many times

[Useful]

Killed for taking me seriously ;D.

I really should stop baiting and tricking people, but it's so fun to do.

[abyssion1337]

killed for not being clever

[Useful]

I could do the same to you, but of course I would be being hypocritical.

I kill you with boot-dooming shenanigans!

[abyssion1337]

I kill you with my boot-dooming shinigami

[Useful]

Killed by a bat-dropping Stuka dive-bombing Shinigami.

[abyssion1337]

a stealth bombing shingami, had nothing to do with the arrow through your chest

[Useful]

The corn through your chest had nothing to do with the truck that fell on top of you. While it was on fire o_O.

[abyssion1337]

then man on the oatmeal box came after you

[Useful]

You got B.I.T.C.H. slapped (short circuit in your hardware fried your brain)

[abyssion1337]

you got strangled for thinking that would be a suitable name

[Useful]

You were killed by my hired pink-gimp assassins for taking me seriously again.

[abyssion1337]

I throw prinnies at you

[Useful]

Your prinnies decide they've had enough of being thrown around and rebel.

[abyssion1337]

I kill them and you for giving them the idea to rebel

[Useful]

Hey, wasn't me ;D!

Earthquake takes you out. Pretty sure a building fell over sideways to get you. It turns out you'd once put graffiti on it's walls before, so it had a grudge against you.

[abyssion1337]

you were with me, we were on our way to anime boston

[Useful]

Aw, too bad!

An enraged cosplayer proves that the sword on his Kenshin outfit is real and he actually does know Kendo.

[abyssion1337]

pfft kendo, I kill him by proving the senbonzakura on my Byakuya costume is real then I kill you for thinking kendo is useful in a real sword fight

[Useful]

Uh. It is. Do I have to send you those pictures of the Yujitsu masters?

One of them kills you for doubting them.

I guess you ARE a guy, huh?

[abyssion1337]

you're missing the point, kendo is structured in such a way that a real sword fighter (none actually exist anymore) would crush them, anyway killed by the manbearpig

[Useful]

I assume you mean regular Kendo, not the specific sword styles that are still taught.

The Manbearpig explodes, taking you with it.

[abyssion1337]

of course, I'm saying this cause I doubt an otaku dressed up at a con would know anything more

and you get impaled by hydrolisk spines

[Useful]

You get taken to small bits by a Hydro Cannon from Blastoise.

Yeah... but my friend has cosplayed Kenshin and he's been studying a sword style for 7 years now. It can be dangerous to assume.

[abyssion1337]

no doubt about that,

you get raped by blastoise, he had another hydro cannon ;)

[Useful]

Carizard turns you into free-floating carbon atoms with a Fire Spin.

[abyssion1337]

venasaur, sits on you

[Useful]

Onyx gives you a hug.

[abyssion1337]

tentacruel give you a rape

[Useful]

Omastar pulled a head-crab move on you.

[abyssion1337]

the same but with kabuto (looks more like a headcrab anyway)

[Useful]

Kabutops dices the crap out of you (My favorite pokemon :D).

[abyssion1337]

hitmonlee shoots you

[Filleraol]

Epic paper cut

[abyssion1337]

ditto has your babies, you kill yourself after seeing what they look like

[Filleraol]

adjacent badger suddenly showed up and stabbed you with a banana

[Useful]

Adjacent Badger, being a badger in your vicinity, decided that you had encroached on his personal space and took you apart messily.

[abyssion1337]

I threw you to the kraken

[Filleraol]

I threw kraken to you

[abyssion1337]

the kraken turned out to have the features of the boomerang

[Useful]

The Vanguard comes back from the dead and also decides that you had invaded the badger's personal space. They subsequently hack you apart.

[abyssion1337]

a smily eats you

[Useful]

A frowny decides that you are unfit for life and burns you with his laser eyes.

[abyssion1337]

you called a cargirl a furry

[Useful]

Well, she WAS furry...

You decided to board the fail bus.

[abyssion1337]

you were driving the fail bus

[Useful]

You were walking on the sidewalk as the fail bus drove by. Well, it actually didn't get beyond where you were standing ::).

[abyssion1337]

you pissed off the paramedic that was trying to save you

[Useful]

The pandemic that was sweeping the globe kept you for last.

[abyssion1337]

it got you first

[Useful]

You discovered that rubbing alcohol and cigarettes are a bad combination.

[abyssion1337]

you discovered why they say you shouldn't smoke while pumping gas

[Useful]

Vodka, when chugged, is not healthy.

[abyssion1337]

niether is lighter fluid

[Useful]

That comedic failure of an anvil decided to rust himself away. So he jumped into the middle of the Atlantic. He put a hole through the cruise ship you were on on the way down, though.

[1337uvis]

You got sucked into the last ring of hell with no hope of salvation.

[Useful]

You were attacked by a feral anvil. They're very touchy in their natural habitat.

[1337uvis]

you got torn apart by picks in a peasant uprisal

[Useful]

You got torn to bits by a Present Weasel.

I don't know what that is and I don't care.

[1337uvis]

You drowned in the river of my sig

[Useful]

You failed so hard, that when you died, you feel out of the boat across the river Styx and died again.

[beriorgar]

eaten by a T-rex

[Pink_Nipple]

You were just a peasant with 50% handicap and Arthas got you with his 3rd level coil.

[beriorgar]

you failed while landing a space shuttle

[S.ifr]

While trying to figure out a puzzle, you ended up trapped in the Fiess Room.

[beriorgar]

your soul wat eaten by a banshee

[S.ifr]

You're drunk aren't you :D

Anywho, you ate the banshee, and died of AIDS.

[beriorgar]

i'm sober again ;D ;D ;D

you die of dehydration because of too much fapping

[S.ifr]

You died from too much fapping from watching me fap too much.

[abyssion1337]

you had tried to rob a gun store

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you fell ass first onto a flag pole

[abyssion1337]

you shat blood then you died

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you ate my shatty blood and died

[abyssion1337]

you had liver failure from too much beer

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You got your throat cut with a dollar bill

[abyssion1337]

dollar bill through the chest

[Useful]

You get a metric ton of Sacajawea coins dumped on you.

[abyssion1337]

killed in a mob hit

[Useful]

Mobbed by the mob. You had ice cream.

[abyssion1337]

kilned

[Useful]

"GET IN JEW"

[abyssion1337]

I shoved you in instead

[Useful]

I pulled you in with me.

[abyssion1337]

I committed genocide and blamed it on you, you were sentenced to death

[Useful]

Some protesters found out who you were and killed you.

[abyssion1337]

a bear attacks you

[Useful]

I threw the bear on you before bleeding to death.

[abyssion1337]

a tiger attacks you

[Useful]

A turtle pops your tire on the highway.

[Pink_Nipple]

You got involved into a massive airplane crash on the highway

[Useful]

My crane fell on you >:(!

[Pink_Nipple]

Then it's a Chinese crane.

You died operating Useful's crane. :)

[S.ifr]

Your pink nipple violently exploded

[Pink_Nipple]

Ibanez 1470 through the chest!

[DaMetzger]

You lost the game and killed yourself

[S.ifr]

You won the game and hyperventilated, then exploded.

[abyssion1337]

apple kills you in your sleep

[S.ifr]

Cinnamon laces your apple jacks with poison.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by one of the hungry hungry hippos

[S.ifr]

Clubbed to death with a wrench in the kitchen.

[abyssion1337]

clubbed to deah with a cake in the garage

[S.ifr]

caked to death with a club from the kitchen.

[abyssion1337]

died while clubbing

[S.ifr]

You clubed to death.

[abyssion1337]

the companion cube stabs you

[S.ifr]

The knife stabs you with my companion cube

[1337uvis]

You met the unstoppable force. Sadly, you weren't the immovable object.

[abyssion1337]

you became an immovable object, you starved to death

[Pink_Nipple]

COSPLAY'D )

[abyssion1337]

swarmed by naruto cosplayers

[Pink_Nipple]

Kicked-to-death by football fanatics

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a monster

[Marco_1989]

Spit out by a monster, and fell in a pool of acid

[abyssion1337]

you were caught in the tsunami

[Pink_Nipple]

Eaten by Paul Gilbert

[abyssion1337]

eaten by Lou Dobs

[Ionzorg]

Eaten by Peter Mansbridge.

[1337uvis]

eaten by george bush

[Pink_Nipple]

Eaten by Barbara Streisand

[abyssion1337]

eaten by zarx

[Useful]

Eaten by an Alien

[Pink_Nipple]

eaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Useful]

Chuck Norris gave you a stern look.

[abyssion1337]

mr. T pittied you for being a fool

[Ionzorg]

Eaten by Mr. T.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Eaten by Oprah

[S.ifr]

Eaten by Dr. Phil

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Eaten by Maury

[S.ifr]

Jerry Springer. TITS OR GTFO. Second option. Random arrow through the chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Guro overdose

[abyssion1337]

you were in guro

[S.ifr]

Guro bukkake, hardcore.

[abyssion1337]

you wanted to dine in hell

[S.ifr]

Party Van rolled up in your driveway.. what happened next ? no one knows.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You listened to the trucker that asked you to get the candy outta his bum.

[abyssion1337]

han**** put your head up epona's ass

*DOUBLE KILL*

[S.ifr]

D:

Guro bukkake with everyone.
MULTI KILL ?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You killed yourself once you realized Fuko was actually a guy

[abyssion1337]

you were the guard at the begining of elfen lied

[S.ifr]

You were the guard next to him.

[1337uvis]

you were the secretary

[S.ifr]

Second guard to the left

[abyssion1337]

1st guard to get a pen in his head

[Pink_Nipple]

You was guarding the Trojan Horse

[abyssion1337]

2nd guard to get a pen in his head

[1337uvis]

you were the one who accidentally dropped out of the horse while they were bringing it into the city.

[Ionzorg]

You tried to simply walk into the Trojan horse.

[1337uvis]

you witnessed the meeting of the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

[abyssion1337]

you're Loacoon, you know the horse was a trap and died for it

[Marco_1989]

you witnessed the meeting of the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

I saw that a while ago in a thread.. Don't know if you said it though :P

You died because you repeated someone/yourself

[Ionzorg]

You tried to simply walk into an immovable object.

[abyssion1337]

you were too serious

[Pink_Nipple]

You were a vampire on a beach

[1337uvis]

you witnessed the meeting of the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

I saw that a while ago in a thread.. Don't know if you said it though :P

You died because you repeated someone/yourself

I didn't repeat myself, i said "You met the unstopapble force, but you were not the immovable object." That is different. You die from FAIL.

[Marco_1989]

^ I knew I saw it somewhere, although it was different a bit... :P

You died because you quoted a useless post ^^
*I know it is my post :)*

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by gary foreman

[Pink_Nipple]

you get attacked by Uri Fireman

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by REM

[Ionzorg]

You get attacked by NEDM.

http://nedmbitesback.ytmnd.com/

[abyssion1337]

you get the alien virus(from teh x-files)

[Pink_Nipple]

You were the black man in the dark room full of mines

[abyssion1337]

you're the black man in the dark room full of mimes

[Ionzorg]

You're the white man in the room full of black members of the NRA who just got called something offensive.

[abyssion1337]

you were shot for sucking at the screenshot game

[Marco_1989]

You were shot for advertising

[abyssion1337]

you were raped to death

[Ionzorg]

You were shot for sucking at the MOVIE screenshot game, as was everyone else.

[Marco_1989]

^ You were poisoned for not posting in my thread right now

[abyssion1337]

evil parallel universe you wanted to take your place

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Nacho down the throat!

[Ionzorg]

Psycho bus passenger sat next to you.

http://www.expatica.com/fr/articles/news/Sleeping-passenger-beheaded-on-bus-in-Canada.html

If you haven't heard yet, it's seriously disturbing stuff.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Throws a paper ball at you!

(Yah, I know that bus story is pretty gross.)

[Marco_1989]

omg... ...



After the beheading, the attacker "calmly walks up to the front with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us.


... That is messed..

You died of reading this post

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

No I've read it so many times I am immune.

*Beheads you*

[abyssion1337]

you are killed in the lolcat rebellion

[Ionzorg]

Psycho bus lolcat rebellion beheads you.

[S.ifr]

*pew pew*
O:

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Fuko and Tomoya make love in front of you and you die of shock!

[S.ifr]

you fapped too hard at the thought of that.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Hit you with my car which sent you flying into a ditch but you arose unharmed but then a fish attacked you but you managed to kill it but you slipped and hit your head on a rock and got knocked out. When you awoke wolves were surrounding you but you managed to escape into the forest however as you ran in you got a splinter and died!

[S.ifr]

you were walking in the woods one night when a random arrow hit your chest.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

random killed you. cuz you pissed him off. he aint no archer. :D

[S.ifr]

but his cousin is.
BAM.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

randoms HOT sister rapes you!

[S.ifr]

You slipped and snapped your neck.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

We all killed you once we found out you actually hate anything Japanese.

[S.ifr]

you exploded while imploding

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You died from eating rat cum.

[abyssion1337]

you went to prove white was black and got jumped at the next pedestrian crossing

[S.ifr]

*stab stab*

[Pink_Nipple]

You're a pedestrian in Carmageddon

[abyssion1337]

you were a storm tropper trying to fight the ewoks

[Pink_Nipple]

You're Darth Maul

[abyssion1337]

You're random droid #63

[Mawelli]

your qui gon jin

[1337uvis]

you're "some guy" in a mass slaughter scene

[abyssion1337]

you jumped

[1337uvis]

you jumped of the empire state building and hit a telephone line. You got cut in half.

[abyssion1337]

you got burned

[S.ifr]

killed by the first post.

[abyssion1337]

the killing thread falls on you

[1337uvis]

you refused to accept "Strutter Direct" as payment.

[abyssion1337]

you thought you could survive a train hitting you

[Pink_Nipple]

You tried to shoot a zombie with BFG in a 2x2m room.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't listen to the don't hold powerful magnets when someone turns on a giant fan condor

[S.ifr]

you moved zig

[abyssion1337]

somebody set you up the bomb

[beriorgar]

you got signal

[abyssion1337]

you had gentlemen

[DaMetzger]

you spoke the name of the one whose name should not be spoken

[beriorgar]

ripped to shreds in a black hole

[Ionzorg]

The Sky became Over on you.

[abyssion1337]

the sky fell on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I beat you with my ding dong

[abyssion1337]

you've been thunderstruck

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I beat you to death with cereal!

[abyssion1337]

you're put to death for being a cereal killer

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You are the cereal. Which I'm eating right now.

[abyssion1337]

I'm poisonous

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

So you licked yourself

[abyssion1337]

you're one of the bodies strewn across the dead end streets

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

WHAT SONG IS THAT AGAIN!?!?!?!??!?!
Tell me or you will die!

[abyssion1337]

you should know this, it's Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

THATS RIGHT!
*I can' believe the news today*
I was singing it in my head but I couldnt remember.

Oh well I'm not a U2 fan anyway.
NOW DIE!
*swings hammer*

[abyssion1337]

*retaliates with mallet*

[Candle Jack]

i tie a noose around ur neck with my rope

[abyssion1337]

my cuteness gives you a heart attack

[Filleffs]

you died from an overdose of botox

[Ellen Feiss]

u get corn up the ass too hard

[abyssion1337]

you get locked in your own room

[Candle Jack]

u lock urself inside the same room.

[Filleffs]

you're outside the room dying to get in there

[abyssion1337]

you opened up the horror of the fiess room

[Filleffs]

I shot some mustard gas into the room to spice it up a little

[abyssion1337]

you got juiced

[Filleffs]

you fell out during a roller coaster ride

[abyssion1337]

I landed on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I rammed a flip flop down ur throat!

[Filleffs]

ninjakicked in the groin

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Choked on an artichoke

[Filleffs]

The last posting from your IP was less than 15 seconds ago through your chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

CD through the throat

[Filleffs]

Birds Nest through your chest

[Ionzorg]

You were staying in an ice hotel, someone started playing opera music too loud and it shattered.

[abyssion1337]

you were the one playing the music and you were on top of the hotel

[Filleffs]

thunderstruck

[Useful]

Hey fille. Have you decided what to do with your old posts and stuff? I haven't checked the threads about it yet.

Flamethrowered

[Filleffs]

Hai ^^
I don't care really, it's up to you guys to decide ^^

lavalamp up the rectum

[Useful]

Forceful Daikatana enema.

Alright, guess I'll go see the final votes...

[Filleffs]

gigadrill stuck in the eye

[Useful]

King Kittan Giga Drill Breaker through t3h chest!!

[Infinity]

tried to smoke a stick of dynamite like a cigarette

[1337uvis]

toothpiock through the heart.

[Useful]

Lock pick through the eyeball.

[Infinity]

tried to get high on rat kill

[1337uvis]

you took arsenic after only reading "ARSE...."

[Useful]

Decided to wear the Emperor's new clothes to a baby shower.

Strollers are dangerous weapons...

[1337uvis]

Useful through the chest

[Useful]

Hmm... how did I pull that off? Punch myself through the chest? ???

Glass shrapnel eats you.

[1337uvis]

you get a direct hit from a shrapnel gun

[abyssion1337]

you become glass, it was fine as long as you didn't move but you sneezed

[1337uvis]

rapier'd through your anus. And since the rapier is 1meter + long it pierced your heart also.

[Ionzorg]

Again, James McAvoy shoots you in the temple, and curves the bullet so that the same bullet travels down your neck and into your heart.