[S.ifr]

killed for being alive

[Issitheus]

I killed you by taking my references to far...

killed for having your referenceds taken too far

[thedarkmessenger]

I shots you because you think I think Ammy's real :P

[S.ifr]

you both were killed for rephrasing everything.

[Issitheus]

killed with a rephrasing

[S.ifr]

rephrasing through the chest.

[Issitheus]

chest through the rephrasing

[thedarkmessenger]

I rephrased your rephrasment and somehow, someway, it killed you

[S.ifr]

you got in teh way.

[thedarkmessenger]

You were my shield

[Issitheus]

you got in teh way.

so did you

[S.ifr]

you did as well.

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm taking over the world now, you both are in my way.

[Issitheus]

killed for taking over the world

[S.ifr]

Killed for killing our new ruler.

( I was secretly in teh rebellion anyway )

[Issitheus]

killed for being in the rebellion

[thedarkmessenger]

you couldn't survive in a world covered by my darkness, and the darkness didn't die with me...

[S.ifr]

Killed for not taking teh darkness with you.

[Issitheus]

im nocturnal. i kill you in the night.

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm nocturnal too, I wasn't asleep like you had planned...

[Issitheus]

but i still manage to kill you. like a ninja.

[S.ifr]

I stabbed you for trying to kill me.

[thedarkmessenger]

My vengeful spirit is still alive!

[Issitheus]

it explodes again

[S.ifr]

You were posessed you you exploded too.

[thedarkmessenger]

you were possessed as well, somehow

[S.ifr]

missle through the chest.

[Issitheus]

chest through the missile!

[S.ifr]

cest through the chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed for misspelling missile

[Issitheus]

as were you.

[S.ifr]

killed for all your misspellings

[Issitheus]

ahye downt misspeel sheet

[thedarkmessenger]

My vengeful spirit haz returned!!!!

[Issitheus]

and it explodes again

[S.ifr]

I do not either, for I am a child prodigy.
My brain power killed you.

[Issitheus]

Killed for lying

[S.ifr]

killed for thinking I lied.

[Issitheus]

killed for lying about being chiyo

[thedarkmessenger]

my vengeful spirit enlisted in blast-proof classes before returning yet again!

[S.ifr]

*shoots spirit*

WHAT NOW ?

[Issitheus]

*BANG*

that.

[S.ifr]

*dodges*

*pew pew*

[Issitheus]

What the fu-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[thedarkmessenger]

*bang! bang!*
I shots you!

[S.ifr]

*SHOOP DA WOOPS*

[Issitheus]

Imma fire mah lazer at you.

[thedarkmessenger]

my vengeful spirit came back with heavy armor and a gun.

[S.ifr]

*throws some holy water*

[Issitheus]

you were crushed under its immense weight

[thedarkmessenger]

My vengeful spirit haz not given up yet! now he haz a shield in his armor!

[Issitheus]

even more wight to be crushed under

[S.ifr]

*runs everyone over*

[thedarkmessenger]

my vengeful spirit gave up and died, but not before taking you with him. (misery loves company, as they say)

[Issitheus]

runs over you

[S.ifr]

*flies away and shoots everyone*

[Issitheus]

crushed

[thedarkmessenger]

died because Amaterasu is a goddess and she said so. (thought I gave up that reference, didn't you? bwaha!)

[Issitheus]

by my

[Issitheus]

quadruple

[S.ifr]

what ?
killed for not finishing your sentence

[Issitheus]

post!

[S.ifr]

you get banned for that and resort to suicide.

[thedarkmessenger]

died because Buddha said so :p

[Issitheus]

and i take you with me... and tdm

[S.ifr]

you both are dead so...

*strolls along*

[Issitheus]

i meant i took you with me

[thedarkmessenger]

died because GOD said so!

[Issitheus]

killed. just killed.

[S.ifr]

we're all dead.
so I bring both of you back to life.
and kill you.

[Issitheus]

silence! i kill you!

[S.ifr]

no!
*kills back*

[Issitheus]

killed for being an idiot.

[thedarkmessenger]

you died because I married a goddess (not Amaterasu, I think she likes someone else :P), became a god, then said so.

[S.ifr]

No one believed in you, so you were banished.

[Issitheus]

killed b/c tdm was banished.

[thedarkmessenger]

you were my celestial envoy who OBVIOUSLY didn't do his job, so you were banished with me.

[S.ifr]

Killed b/c I felt like it.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because the king of darkness said so

[Issitheus]

killed 'cause I said so.

[S.ifr]

Killed because I SAID SO.

[Issitheus]

killed for stealing my method

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because I'M the king of darkness (since I was banished as a god)

[S.ifr]

Killed for being a king that no one liked.

[Issitheus]

killed cause i told light to kill you.

[S.ifr]

Killed cos you asked too much.

[thedarkmessenger]

I got depressed, which gave birth to yet another vengeful spirit!

[Issitheus]

which exploded in the womb

[thedarkmessenger]

which in turn, created too many vengeful spirits for you to blow up.

[S.ifr]

rofl. owned.

the spirits spirit haunted you.

[Issitheus]

tested for colon cancer. your proctologist was Dr. Cactusfinger.

[thedarkmessenger]

tested for breast cancer. somehow, you tested positive.

[S.ifr]

you were teh doctor and your butt had an itch

[thedarkmessenger]

tested for bone cancer, died from it before you got the results back.

[S.ifr]

*haunts everyone*

maybe I should kill teh virus like this.

[thedarkmessenger]

My spirit isn't vengeful anymore...now he's a suicide bomber >8D

[S.ifr]

We're all suicide bombers.. or rather that's what we've become.
*explodes msger*

[thedarkmessenger]

my goddess thinks your god is weak and kills him

[S.ifr]

Fails and kills both of you.

[thedarkmessenger]

my dark powers killed your god and you and your family and your pets (if any) and your possessions and your world and...

[S.ifr]

.. and yourself.

[thedarkmessenger]

and YOURself

[S.ifr]

MYself killed YOURself.

[thedarkmessenger]

MYself killed YOUR god and rammed him through YOUR chest :P

[S.ifr]

Everything posted above this through your chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

everything posted below this 100 years from now through your chest now.

[S.ifr]

Because there's nothing there I live.
( well this is included )

nothingness.

[thedarkmessenger]

random god through your chest. now there's something :P

[S.ifr]

damn straight.

Killed for putting something through my chest.

[thedarkmessenger]

nothingness through the chest

[S.ifr]

something through your chest.

[Issitheus]

chest through your something?

[thedarkmessenger]

I haz to go to bed now, so I'm a gonna kill you in my sleep >8D

[S.ifr]

No don't go!
SIT needs you!

killed for attempting to leave.

[Issitheus]

It appears we are now IS

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because I left anyway (in a few minutes, at least)

[S.ifr]

It appears we are now IS

or SI, for "Yes, we are better than you."

[Issitheus]

actually, s? means yes, but si means if. quite confusing.

and i'm not ?ssitheus. im issitheus.

[thedarkmessenger]

It appears we are now IS

or SI, for "Yes, we are better than you."

rofl.

[S.ifr]

actually, s? means yes, but si means if. quite confusing.

I hate accents.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed for not killing

[Issitheus]

killed for killing.

[S.ifr]

Killed for both reasons.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because you won&#39;t let me sleep >.<

[Issitheus]

i can knock you unconscious...

[thedarkmessenger]

no thanks.

I kill you before you can try that :P

[Issitheus]

*thump**drag to nearest volcano*...

[S.ifr]

I can slap you half to death twice and smack you back to life

[thedarkmessenger]

died because I&#39;m flame proof and YOU&#39;RE not >8D

[S.ifr]

Died because your suit is made out of rubber

[Issitheus]

died because YOURE made of rubber

[S.ifr]

Died because you&#39;re not made of anything.

[Issitheus]

youre made of everything

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re made of something explosive and exploded.

[Issitheus]

you ordered lobster for dinner and got it... a c5 plastic explosive lobster! (sorry, inside joke)

[S.ifr]

uhh.. uhh.
while I was thinking of more ways of killing you, your heart exploded.

[Issitheus]

you were rickrolled one too many times.

[S.ifr]

dude that&#39;s horrible.

killed for such a crime.

[Issitheus]

impaled on tiny shards of glass

[S.ifr]

Killed my my 1337N355
<---

[daikaisho vanguard]

Suddenly you are materialized high above 37?06&#39;46.34&#39;&#39; S, 12?17&#39;13.14&#39;&#39; W

[Ellen Feiss]

issitheus sends u a link to the most horible thing in the world u die from 1 of 1515616516516056 ways the first millia second the page loads the link shown below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x74U11OLIfc&

[daikaisho vanguard]

Suddenly 37?06&#39;46.34&#39;&#39; S, 12?17&#39;13.14&#39;&#39; W are materialized high above you.
You do not get away in time.

[Issitheus]

you became 37?06&#39;46.34"S, 12?17&#39;13.14"W

[daikaisho vanguard]

How does that kill me?

Captain Grant kills you with a ship wreck.

[S.ifr]

You are Captain Grant and your ship exploded.

[daikaisho vanguard]

The captain is promoted
General Grant kills you with a presidential election.

[S.ifr]

I sent assasins cos they weren&#39;t happy with the turn outs.

[daikaisho vanguard]

They kills Lincoln by mistake and you get death penalty for plotting against the president

[Useful]

wow, this thing gained 15 pages in less than a day...

sifr&#39;s assassins kill you.

edit: man, should&#39;ve been on last night/morning... SOMEONE KILL ME ALREADY

[daikaisho vanguard]

John Wilkes Booth is on my side. He kills you with fifteen American presidents

[Useful]

Like, bludgeoning me with them, or more of a gang thing? Oh, never mind.

I rip open my jacket, exposing the bomb strapped to my chest, scream "Down with hegemonies everywhere!" and blow you all up.

[S.ifr]

My spirit stabs yours.

yay for stabbing spirits.

[Useful]

You get a broken vodka bottle through the head.

yay for stabbing spirits stabbing spirits.

;D

[daikaisho vanguard]

Jeltsin joins my side. You die in a railroad wagon in Sibiria.

[S.ifr]

Hit by a train.

[Useful]

Rasputin kills you. And NO ONE kills Rasputin

[S.ifr]

Cept Fuko.. who kills you too with her starfish.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hexia de Trick turns you and Fuko into toads and stomps on you, to avenge the death of her raven.

[S.ifr]

My minions kill you for discovering our plans.

[Useful]

a helicopter tries to hug you (?)

[S.ifr]

You were in the helicopter when it exploded.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Kills you for abusing being native English speakers. I can&#39;t keep up.

[Useful]

But, but, it wouldn&#39;t explode! Oh, never mind. You were to close... helicopter blade get! In the face!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Then I make my mobsters kill you. (as I am now Scarface)

[S.ifr]

Helicopter blade through the chest.

[Useful]

telekinesis get! throw blade at you again.

[S.ifr]

your power made your brain go boom.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Jeg d?r ikke af at f? kastet blade i hovedet

Killed by a corporate branch

[Useful]

killed by a tree branch

[S.ifr]

swallowed a tree branch

[Useful]

projectile vomited a tree branch through yer chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your chest vomitted by three branches

[Useful]

??? ?!?!?!???

whatevah.

you implode. for no reason.

[S.ifr]

you implode for every reason

[daikaisho vanguard]

I imply no season. I take the "t" I put in too much in my last post. That "t" through your chest.

[Useful]

Letter wars, GO!~

Lance you with and L!

[S.ifr]

you exploded with a capital "E"

[Useful]

Shanked with an S

[daikaisho vanguard]

Put you to death with your excess "d"

[Useful]

Bombed by a B!

[S.ifr]

Runover with an R

[Useful]

Cut with a C

[S.ifr]

Objected with an O

[daikaisho vanguard]

Forcing you to pronounce the Greek alphabet backwards

[Useful]

Objected with an O

LOL

Gutted with a G

[daikaisho vanguard]

Stabbing you with a C (a kyrillic one)

[Issitheus]

crushed by the entire english alphabet

[Useful]

Attacked by an A!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Alphabet is a Greek word. Sliced with delta, which is the next letter in Greek

[Issitheus]

okay, ????? with an R

[Useful]

I don&#39;t know any words that start with Omega!

Om-nom-nom-ed by an O

Edit:

okay, ????? with an R

My anus is bleeding!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Killed by a fellow babarian (which means a person not speaking Greek).

[Useful]

What?!? Erased by an Epsilon

[S.ifr]

erased from everything.

[Useful]

Targeted by a Theta

[S.ifr]

Theta through the chest.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Killed by gamma radiation

[Issitheus]

massive post count through the chest

[Useful]

Your Alpha waves went funky

[S.ifr]

clawed to death

[Useful]

A Delta plane through the face.

[S.ifr]

A plane landed right on top of you.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Random chatroom through your chest.

[Useful]

Zapped by a Zeta

[S.ifr]

drowned.

[Useful]

Kapped by a Kappa

[S.ifr]

You joined and their group was called
Kappa Kappa Kappa

[Useful]

Trampled by a herd of Lambdas

[S.ifr]

Trampled by a herd of llamas

[Useful]

Die by Pi

[S.ifr]

You ate too much of it.

[Useful]

Raped by a Rho

[S.ifr]

Raped by Gayze

[Useful]

Pulse Rifle&#39;d by a Tau

[S.ifr]

Shot by Tatu

[Useful]

Eta does... what ever Eta&#39;s do and kills you.

[S.ifr]

Killed by Enya

[Useful]

where are those coming from?

Boobed by this thing: ?

which a lowercase omega, apparently.

[S.ifr]

where are those coming from?

My pants.


Killed by "them"

[Useful]

killed by "us"

off to play scrabble

[S.ifr]

You end up choking on one of teh pieces.

... have fun >;]

[Filleraol]

fell asleep in class, woke up dead

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s the school you attend. I bug you and you&#39;re teh only one that can see me.
Everyone else thinks you&#39;re crazy.. and I end up turning you insane.
You die when a random arrow goes through your chest.

[Filleraol]

insanity through the chest

[Issitheus]

of course, chest through the insanity.

[S.ifr]

chest through teh cest

[abyssion1337]

killed, all of you for filling 20 pages while I was gone, It&#39;s been one day

[S.ifr]

killed, all of you for filling 20 pages while I was gone, It&#39;s been one day


WE&#39;RE THAT AMAZING.

[Filleraol]

yeah, everyone made like 400 posts each while i was gone.....though the chest!

[abyssion1337]

resurected and kill again.

[S.ifr]

sliced up ( the number of post I have made ) times.

[abyssion1337]

you brain explodes, CAUSE I SAID SO

[S.ifr]

oh ho~!
So you have read :{!

Killed for killing.

[abyssion1337]

random killing through your chest.

[S.ifr]

Chest through teh killing.. as expected.

[Issitheus]

killed, all of you for filling 20 pages while I was gone, It&#39;s been one day

yeah... we, uh, we were kinda online for like 6 hours striaght continuously posting here, random rants and the person under me threads. just me, S.ifr, and thedarkmessenger. shall we do it again?

oh, btw, killed for having made more posts than me

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m up for it.

Killed for letting me pass you.

[Issitheus]

Crushed

[S.ifr]

Pushed.

[Issitheus]

by

[Issitheus]

all

[Issitheus]

of

[Issitheus]

these

[Issitheus]

posts! (should i stop doing that?)

[S.ifr]

Killed for "cheating"

[Issitheus]

killed for not "cheating"

[S.ifr]

killed for killing someone who was not cheating that killed someone who did.

[Issitheus]

killed for killing someone who killed someone who was not cheating that killed someone who did.

[abyssion1337]

killed for killing each other over cheating.

[Issitheus]

killed for killing me for me and S.ifr killing each other over cheating.

[S.ifr]

killed for killing someone who killed two people that killed eachother over cheating

[Issitheus]

i kill you for doing that

[S.ifr]

arrow through the chest

[Issitheus]

own body through the chest... and i dont mean dead body.

[abyssion1337]

chest through own body.

[S.ifr]

Myself through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

bashed over the head with the thinker.

[acutekat]

dragged out into the street and shot without provication

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m letting you live for your creativity on your first post.



Welcome to teh forums.



*stab*

[abyssion1337]

I burn both of you with napalm. no one lives ever

[thedarkmessenger]

except dragons. Except your not a dragon >8D

*napalms*

[abyssion1337]

to bad I am and I bite your head off

[thedarkmessenger]

i am too, and I bit your wings off in mid-air >8D

[S.ifr]

IMMA CHARGIN&#39; MAH LAZORS.

[abyssion1337]

boot to the head!

[thedarkmessenger]

boot THROUGH the head :P

[S.ifr]

boot to the head!

NEVAR FORGET.


Boot through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

chest through your boot.

[S.ifr]

TWO boots through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

random dragon through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

dwarves, hundreds of them land on your head.

[S.ifr]

jumped by garden gnomes.

[abyssion1337]

killed by a magic shiv.

[thedarkmessenger]

MY VENGEFUL SPIRIT HAZ RETURNED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[abyssion1337]

I blow it up with metal gear.

[S.ifr]

Killed by a magic stick.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed by a vengeful spirit that belonged to someone other than me. :P

[S.ifr]

swallowed the vengeful spirit.

[abyssion1337]

it exploded after you ate it.

[thedarkmessenger]

I possessed the metal gear >8D

[S.ifr]

The metal gear melted.. then exploded ... twice.. affecting teh next 3 people.

[thedarkmessenger]

what the...
...
...
...FU-! *boom*

[S.ifr]

muwahaha - *explodes*

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your Alpha waves went funky


Now that the one before me are aleady killed, I&#39;ll just point out, that alpha radiation are not energy waves but particles.

[S.ifr]

particles through the chest.

[daikaisho vanguard]

articles though you chest

[S.ifr]

Barnacles through the chest.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Tentacles through your every bodypart

[S.ifr]

testicles through your bodyparts

.__.

[abyssion1337]

choped up by 7 stalfos.

[Ellen Feiss]

choped up by 8 stalfos

[abyssion1337]

choped up by 9 stalfos, 4 wolfos and 5 lazifos.

[Filleraol]

choped up by 9,5 stalfos

[Useful]

Eaten by a balrog.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Beaten by Balrog, then by Vega and Sagat and finally killed by Bison.
(use the western naming, as it for some reson is different from the original Japanese)

[S.ifr]

Shot by Balrog, stabbed by Vega, hung by Sagat and sprayed with sulfuric acid by Bison.

[Filleraol]

Beaten by chuck norris and Techno viking at the same time!1

[S.ifr]

Beaten to death by the angry german kid

[Filleraol]

Were in the way of the numa numa guy when he made his "dance"