[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I force feed you a whole whoopie cushion.

[Mawelli]

whoopie cushion through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you broke time/space

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I pulled your lip over your head

[DaMetzger]

trapped in the hardon collider

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I used you as a stress toy.

[Pontaloy]

Chinese water torture on you penis

[abyssion1337]

you joined /b/

[acutekat]

i play baseball with your heart

[Filleffs]

i play crocket with your balls

[acutekat]

tic tac toe with your spleen

[Issitheus]

Checkers with your intestines

[abyssion1337]

in soviet Russia horse ride you; it breaks your spine

[rawr_rawr]

tiger appears out of nowhere and rips you to shreds

[Mawelli]

tiger claws through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Tiger claws your face off

[Pontaloy]

Tiger farts

[abyssion1337]

tiger uses its tail to strangle you

[Ellen Feiss]

i dressed up as itachi and killed u

[Filleffs]

i dressed up as myself and kicked you to death

[rawr_rawr]

panda storms into your house in a rage and assaults you mercilessly

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your fetus got infected.

[rawr_rawr]

ninja lions assassinate you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Lion Ninjas ass rape you

[rawr_rawr]

lion ninjas play kick ball with your body

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You stuck a USB cable through your head.

[rawr_rawr]

you jabbed a pin through your eye all the way into your brain

[Pink_Nipple]

fell in a pit full of pins

[Luppi-tan]

Got puzzled by Jigsaw

[Mawelli]

puzzle through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

saw through the chest

[Pontaloy]

saw through the chest

Invisible chest lol

Invisible chest through your chest's chest.

[Mawelli]

Zero no Tsukaima Artbooks and figurines through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Invisible chest lol

lol )

United Abominations wallpaper through the chest

[abyssion1337]

a giant turtle falls on you

[Mawelli]

The head of Pink Nipple through the chest

[abyssion1337]

locked in the fiess room

[Mawelli]

The room fell on your head

[abyssion1337]

Fiess room through the chest

[Mawelli]

beaten to death with a 15 inch black rubber ****

(now if you know what im referring to, you are awesome :D)

[abyssion1337]

15 inch black rubber **** through the chest

[Mawelli]

It was from a movie called "Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels" which just happens to go through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

you're a cleric, you get cut off from your godess when zombies attack

[rawr_rawr]

giant toad jumps on you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you breath in so hard your head explodes

[abyssion1337]

you're doomed

[rawr_rawr]

you sleep walk into an iron maiden and it closes on you

[abyssion1337]

you listen to Iron Maiden so loud your head explodes

[Filleffs]

Your worst nightmare (http://www.acapela-group.com/Greetings/fish-1-252-ba7b98f031ac) just came true

[abyssion1337]

you're the goldfish, you tried to do all that but you suffocated when you left the bowl

[rawr_rawr]

poison dart right in the throat

[rawr_rawr]

poison dart right in the throat

[Filleffs]

..um....suicide!

[abyssion1337]

I shoot you with my death ray

[rawr_rawr]

bunnies break into your house and smother you in your sleep

[abyssion1337]

kitten use cuteness rays to turn you to chocolate then eat you

[rawr_rawr]

you die from over happiness

[abyssion1337]

your death ray explodes

[rawr_rawr]

a black widow bites you and you're unable to treat it

[abyssion1337]

a brown recluse bites you

[jihkro]

turn you into chocolate and eat you. mmmm, buu is happy now

[abyssion1337]

turn you into chocolate and eat you. mmmm, buu is happy now

Gluttony eats you, he doesn't even have to turn you to chocolate first

[rawr_rawr]

a leopard that escaped from the zoo eats you

[abyssion1337]

you were that leopard, the police gun you down

[rawr_rawr]

the police shoot you and several others while firing

[Mawelli]

The police happen to go through your chest.

[1337uvis]

impaled by a rhinnosaurus

[Issitheus]

everything in this thread happens








to the guy standing next to you. you die laughing.

[Filleffs]

he was standing next to you

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a pretzel

[Pink_Nipple]

Burned In Flames

[abyssion1337]

you're a giant turtle

[Pink_Nipple]

You became turtle soup

[abyssion1337]

you drove a train into a cliff

[Pink_Nipple]

you drove a plane into a cliff

[abyssion1337]

cliff falls on you

[Pink_Nipple]

Marco falls on you

[abyssion1337]

Marco through the chest

[Ionzorg]

Metal grinder to the cranium, and consequentially, to the brain.

[abyssion1337]

metal grinder through the chest

[Ionzorg]

:P Metal grinder in general.

[rawr_rawr]

cowboys from hell attack you

[Odessa]

I bake my famous Arsenic Rat Poison and Vanilla Cup Cakes.

Try one?

[rawr_rawr]

uh sure why not

derailed train hits you

[abyssion1337]

train through the chest

[Odessa]

A derailed train? probalby the ******** train that made me late yesterday.... mumble grumble complain complain.

also, flying squirrels rip out your internal organs and strangle you with your own entails.

[abyssion1337]

flying squirrels through the chest

[rawr_rawr]

demented bunnies eat your heart

[abyssion1337]

a plane hits you, it wasn't on the ground

[rawr_rawr]

i eat your heart

[abyssion1337]

I pull out your heart while shouting Kali Ma

[rawr_rawr]

i worship you, til you go insane and kill yourself

[Odessa]

I practice juggling chain saws over your bed while you sleep. also, i clip your toe nails and add them to my collection.

[rawr_rawr]

i cuddle you to death

[Issitheus]

odessa dropped one of her chainsaws

[Odessa]

hehe, that was implied as mine as i can't juggle for beans :)


next i will juggle death rays with the safety off.

[Issitheus]

you accidentally fire one of the death rays directly at me. but i'm so awesome it turned around and hit you.

[abyssion1337]

the death rays were damaged when you were hit by captain hammer and they explode and pieces get stuck in you

[Issitheus]

****... one of the few things awesomer than me...

and wait... WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE OF YOUR OWN IDEAS?!

So you get blown up along with a nearby arc reactor.

[Odessa]

curse you Captain hammer!


I drop a Piano on your head. The Piano then explodes.

[Issitheus]

I like you, Odessa. You're here to stay.

That is, until you get AIDS from a steak as well.

[abyssion1337]

I use my awesomeness on you

[rawr_rawr]

your awesomeness backfires on you

[abyssion1337]

you die from lack of awesomeness

[Odessa]

I swith your awesomeness to defense mode and attack you directly.

[abyssion1337]

I have a trap

[rawr_rawr]

Muffin the giant tiger from my dream last night eats you while you are sleeping

[Odessa]

In my dreams, my house turns into a giant monsters, wrecks the town, and then eats me. i shall have him demonstrate you for you. no thanks needed!

[abyssion1337]

defenestrated

[Issitheus]

abys, don't post again or your 11000 posts will kill you!

[Odessa]

I switch your eggo brand waffles with a generic substiture containing every know allergen known to man.

[abyssion1337]

you ate fish

[rawr_rawr]

panthers attack you on your way home one night

[abyssion1337]

black panthers attack you on your way home

[Odessa]

ack! you exploit my allergy to fish? cruel, cruel lover!


I send you an exploding telegram via ACME.

[rawr_rawr]

wolves jump you while you're on the toilet

[abyssion1337]

aquaman kills you to prove he isn't useless

[rawr_rawr]

you are given a hug by a bear and your crushed

[abyssion1337]

you're a bomb

[S.ifr]

All of my work through your chest.

[abyssion1337]

you fall off a giant's head

[Odessa]

you fall off a giant's head and land onto some bullets.

[Jazean]

one word: SPAM

[abyssion1337]

spam comes out of your computer and suffocates you

[Jazean]

INVERSE SPAM

[Pink_Nipple]

MAPS kill you

[Jazean]

a lead pipe upside your head revealing your past and most of your brains in the process.

[Pink_Nipple]

You step on a mysterious trap that consumes your soul

[Jazean]

*not very effective*

exploded by a non-explosive taco

[abyssion1337]

an evil parka eats you

[Jazean]

you get devoured by a pair of sandals

[Filleffs]

AIDS'd

[Jazean]

You got stuck between the forum and the Arcade, Sonic Overload, Brain Explode.

[Mawelli]

you get sliced in half with a iTunes card

[1337uvis]

you die of inactivity on the forums (yeah it's a double homocide suicide case)

[abyssion1337]

you were assaulted by a sheep

[Mawelli]

the forums fall on you

[abyssion1337]

you can dance if you want to, but not with skinheads that think you're gay

[Odessa]

The ghost of einstein haunts you in your sleep, and injects math into yoru brain. The over laod of information is too much for mere mortals, and your brain implodes.

Or was that a book I read? ( Shrugs)

[Issitheus]

Einstein was bad at math. Well-known fact.

You tell Stephen Hawking that 1+1 never equals 3 and he runs you over repeatedly.

[Odessa]

Einstein shows you that "Bat" + "you" x "hits to the head"= "I'm good at math, *****."

[Useful]

No, he wasn't bad at math. He just got bad grades in high school. A D- in Junior year, actually. He was good, he just didn't care about high school.

And yes, I'm just going to kill someone and leave. Though I'm debating taking the name Atreides.

A fremen owns you.

[Atreides]

I just felt like killing myself...

You tried to hug a sand worm.

[Odessa]

You got too close to a particle collision experminet.

[Pink_Nipple]

You played spore and became a zombie. Gordon smashed your head.

[Filleffs]

The shock of Useful's sudden appearance gave you a heart attack

[Mawelli]

A shocked Pink Nipple through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Hshh...Don't remind me teh theme of nipples )

Shocker through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by the Mafia

[Pink_Nipple]

The awesomeness of Mafia 2 desintegrated you

[Odessa]

You were on the wrong side of an explouding planet.

[abyssion1337]

there's never a right side to be on if a planet explodes, you were on the other side

[Mawelli]

the planet exploded to bits creating meteors, and one of these meteors falls on you

[Ionzorg]

Photoshop eraser tool through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

penis though the chest

[Ionzorg]

Penis through the hole that the eraser tool carved. Then back, and through again, back, etc...until you die.

[abyssion1337]

you snapped your neck trying to suck your own dick (if you can get the reference you get an internet)

[azusaka110]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f155/Runnerboy885/1200964249154.jpg
.50 Asprin'd

[abyssion1337]

russians attack you

[Odessa]

I use the 50mm aspirin for getting Abyss's reference.

[abyssion1337]

I loved that movie

[Mawelli]

****bear thinks your 3 years old.

[rawr_rawr]

a demonic panther attacks you while your watching some random youtube video

[Odessa]

You watch so many youtube Videos your computer strangles you with it's mouse just to get a break.

[abyssion1337]

you were eaten by a spam monster

[azusaka110]

You were abducted by lolis

[Odessa]

You were attacked by rabid penguins. With Missiles.

[azusaka110]

You were attacked by rabid missiles with penguins. Be afraid...

[Filleffs]

rabid missiles through the chest

[Ellen Feiss]

i modded my room with walking legs and hunted u down

[azusaka110]

I DOS'd your room- no one can log on, so no one can die.
Thats right, you're room has servers. deal with it.
:D

[Ellen Feiss]

stabbs in the face

[azusaka110]

Surface to Air missile'd

[rawr_rawr]

you eat a poison cookie

[Odessa]

You get impatient for the poison cookies and eat the poison cookie bater.

[rawr_rawr]

sounds like me....

cows stampede in your current place of residence and trample you

[azusaka110]

**** YEAH SEAKING'D

[rawr_rawr]

Odin punishes you

[azusaka110]

Odin raeps you...
>_<;;

[rawr_rawr]

Thor rapes you

[azusaka110]

You married thor...

[rawr_rawr]

giant snake rapes you then swallows you

[azusaka110]

SNAKE raeps and swallows you...MGS Snake.

[rawr_rawr]

you drown in ashes

[azusaka110]

You played with a table saw.

[abyssion1337]

you were in a position of power in a larp

[Filleffs]

fell off a bonsai tree and broke your neck

[Jazean]

escaliborg through the head

[Mawelli]

bonsai tree through the chest

[Jazean]

MORTAL KOMBAT

*smack, thwack, hit, bash, kick, kick, smack, hit, kick*

FINISH HIM

*spine ripped out and used form jump rope*

FATALITY

[azusaka110]

BABALITY.

That is all.

[Odessa]

You figured out abyss&#39;s gender, and he/she kills you with a spork to keep the secret.

[Ellen Feiss]

a wii through the cheast

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Made you eat 19KG of salt.

[Odessa]

salt?!?! you sick bastard! :)


You fell down an elevator shaft and fell onto some bullets.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Threw you through a glass window and then tortured you with a ball point pen.

[Odessa]

Threw you threw a ball point Pen and tortured you with glass.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Threw you in a fire and hammered you into the shape of a mouse terd.

[Ionzorg]

Yeast infection.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Stabbed you in the face.

[Ionzorg]

You were enjoying your jello dessert too much and shoved your spoon down your throat. Oh wait, you probably can&#39;t because I KILLED YOU!

[azusaka110]

You played ring around the rosy in rush hour traffic

[Filleffs]

badger&#39;d

[azusaka110]

badger&#39;d

Mushroom&#39;d

[Filleffs]

badger&#39;d

Mushroom&#39;d

snaaake&#39;d

[azusaka110]

badger&#39;d

Mushroom&#39;d

snaaake&#39;d

/f/lash&#39;d

[abyssion1337]

badgered

[Filleffs]

badger&#39;d

Mushroom&#39;d

snaaake&#39;d

/f/lash&#39;d

&#39;d

[Jazean]

taco&#39;d

[Mawelli]

badger&#39;d

Mushroom&#39;d

snaaake&#39;d

/f/lash&#39;d

&#39;d

/b/&#39;d

[Filleffs]

Bruce Lee&#39;d

[Odessa]

You fell off your bike and impaled yourself on traffic cones.

[Filleffs]

random bike through the chest

[azusaka110]

Instead of drinking H20 you drank H2SO4

[abyssion1337]

you didn't know what H2SO4 was and tried drinking it to find out

[Filleffs]

you thought injecting air into your blood through a needle would make you high

[Odessa]

You had a short lived career as a dentist...for dragons.

[Issitheus]

Oh, yeah, Odessa... I never gave you your "Welcome to the Forums" steak, did I?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I kill you for not killing her!

[Issitheus]

Yeah, i killed her. The steak had AIDS. Ellen would have gotten it.

I beat you to death with said steak for not seeing my murder method.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I get into a Simoun and do the Emerad Di Majoon and you are completely destroyed.

[Filleffs]

cause you were walking in memphis, where you were surrounded by 10 rapists and 6 serial killers all of a sudden

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I showed you Simoun and the yuri hotness made you explode!

[Filleffs]

died from bloodloss from watching too much ecchi/yuri anime

[Issitheus]

Here&#39;s a 2-parter:

Filip, click this link (http://www.sextoons3x.com/lolicon/img/lolicon.jpg).

Post here when you have.

[Filleffs]

@Issi I did click the link
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/Filleraol/namnlslgjfv.png :(
didn&#39;t work in IE either =/

...through the chest

[Issitheus]

DAMMIT it was a link to loli hentai... i was gonna call the cops on you and have them give you the death sentence...

meh, you randomly die, i guess.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

lol, I fly through you with a helicopter.

[Mawelli]

Awww, de var s? fell att addressen hittades inte...

I hope I made some sense, been a while since I used any swedish :P

Anyways, misspelled swedish through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Chocolate Cookie through the head

[Issitheus]

^one of the best methods of death ever, next to

Ripped apart and devoured by zombies

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ very true

Oversatisfied by maids.

[S.ifr]

Hinamizawa Syndrome, level 5

[Issitheus]

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugged to death*

[S.ifr]

I had strapped myself with explosives...

[Issitheus]

at least i asploded with you...

[S.ifr]

But I are the stabbing spirit who stabs spirits

*stab*

[Issitheus]

i'm the purple-shirted eye stabber!

[S.ifr]

Will you spare my eye if I say I got your reference ?
No ?
*takes off disguise*
I'M AR!

[Issitheus]

Yes!

Do you recognize the name Frederico?


Oh yeah, TIME PARADOX'D

[abyssion1337]

a TARDiS lands on you

[azusaka110]

You got lost in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

[abyssion1337]

you were the main character in a Shakespearean tragedy

[azusaka110]

You're Virgil from Dante's Inferno

[abyssion1337]

I don't recall Virgil dying in the inferno, I drop a spire on you

[Pontaloy]

You get an over dose on life.

[Pink_Nipple]

you tried to stop the tank with your bike

[Filleffs]

shanked by Shanks

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a walrus

[Mawelli]

eated by a walrus

[Odessa]

Eaten to death by by Hello Kitty.

[1337uvis]

Odessa (the river in Russia) through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Odessa (the town in Ukraine) through the chest

[1337uvis]

Odessa (the city in Texas) through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Odessa (the AMV Hell forums user) through the chest

[1337uvis]

^ouch that hurts

Odessa (Dublin's most favourite restaurant) through the chest

[Pink_Nipple]

Odessa (one of the largest black sea ports) through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you die in a combine raid

[azusaka110]

You are a combine. You just met Mr. Freeman.

[abyssion1337]

You're Mr. Freeman, you declined the G man's offer

[azusaka110]

You are the G man.
You just got stuffed into a wood chipper by a 13 year old by in G mod.

[abyssion1337]

you went to genericon and couldn't handle the suicide block

[azusaka110]

You went to momo-con and were struck by 1,300 narutards.

[abyssion1337]

you pissed off a large group of fan girls

[Jazean]

shook by a British nanny

[azusaka110]

Shot by a linebacker for the Raiders.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to fight Guts

[SV3N]

you hear desu so much that your head implodes

[abyssion1337]

the sun explodes

[SV3N]

Rena kills you with her large knife >.>

[Filleffs]

spoon'd

[Odessa]

forks and knives, forks and knives!

[Mawelli]

cheese up your nono-spot

[Filleffs]

large hadron collider up your yesyes spot

[abyssion1337]

a walrus fall out of a plane and on to you

[Jazean]

you found the encylopedia of walrus mating habits, brain exploded.

[abyssion1337]

a walrus ****ed you to death

[Jazean]

middle of a walrus sumo sandwich

[abyssion1337]

impaled on a giant egg

[Jazean]

hugged by companion cube

[Filleffs]

groupsex with companion cubes

[SV3N]

companion cube incinerates you >.>

[azusaka110]

Companion cube drinks your blood

[SV3N]

Rena finds you, and kills you as you sleep

[S.ifr]

Shion believes you killed Satoshi

[SV3N]

keiichi, with the silver bat, in the bedroom

[S.ifr]

lawl
You were Teppei... yes were
:P

[SV3N]

Mion tazzers you a little too much

[Pink_Nipple]

The Rail Tracer hugs you

[abyssion1337]

you were a leaf on the wind

[Jazean]

by cuteness, in specific a cat named chi

[abyssion1337]

The samurai pizza cats get you

[Jazean]

devoured by graham cracker bears

[Mawelli]

Bat Shounen bats you on the head

[Filleffs]

fkdjhahfig'd

[Pink_Nipple]

Cannibaliz'd

[abyssion1337]

You get hit by a dark energy disk that causes no physical harm

[Mawelli]

penetrated by the Sword of Hajya

[flamingbambi]

Decapitated by the rage of Chiyo-chan's dad.

[Ionzorg]

So, Chiyo-chichi finally snapped, eh?

Decapitated, much in the same fashion as that one unnamed woman in Hell/0...I haven't done my review yet. Oh well, you don't care, you're dead.